Support the show for $3/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to this and hundreds of previous bonus episodes. This week we cover the new issue of BE READY! Firearms News, the cover of which which uses a recreation of the murder of Anthony Huber at the hands of Kyle Rittenhouse to advertise the Mossberg Shockwave shotgun Also in this issue, an undercover dispatch from inside the black bloc, and the ways antisocial conservative weirdos can utilize the leftist organizing tactic of "making friends"
It's just weird that, like, that they're advertising this, oh, you know, just in case you find yourself in this situation.
So you should just walk around with, uh, the Mossberg shockwave sticking out of your backpack.
You know, when you're on the run, get some groceries or, uh, when you're, when you're going to see a movie, you know, you should, it's, it's simple enough to keep on you at all times.
Everyone knows that skateboarders don't travel in packs of more than five.
Uh, this means you are more likely to have it with you.
Some people have used tactical cases meant for disassembled ARs, but far more discreet options abound.
Tennis racket cases, travel cases for fishing rods, or those intended for musical instruments, parenthesis, trumpet, violin, clarinet, oboe.
That's awesome.
That's so awesome.
I'm going to carry a violin case around.
You know what they would do too?
They would tell everybody, you know, there's not a violin in this.
Not a violin.
Oh, it's loud.
You should hear it.
Next time you see somebody at the protest carrying around a violin case, think twice.
That might not be a violin inside there.
It might be a shockwave.
See, and I know you might be like, uh, you might think, oh, well, no, this is like a, you know, this is a cool Antifa guy or gal, you know, like a punk, an anarchist.
They probably have that clear green electric violin from Starship Troopers that Jake Busey was playing.
That's probably what's in there.
It might not be that.
It could be the Mossberg.
And that's why you can only trust people that play cello, because there's no need for a cello case, because the Mossberg Shockwave will fit inside of a violin case, so there's no need for you to ever go and use a cello case.
That's too much room.
What's the... Damn it, we just talked about them.
What's the cello metal band?
The cello metal band?
Oh, come on.
You know.
They're not called Elastica, but they're called something like that.
Oh, I mean, I know what you're talking about, but I can't remember the name of any of them.
Apocalyptica.
Oh, no, I'm not a... Oh, no, I'm... I'm not a three-percenter.
I'm actually... I'm in Apocalyptica.
No.
We're actually gonna do, like, a Trans-Siberian Orchestra Christmas show tonight.
We're gonna do a heavier set of that.
You just put, like... They're my biggest inspo.
You're wearing, like, a leather Under Armour hat.
But it's got, like, a buckle on it instead of your normal... Yeah.
It has the Velcro patch on it, but the patch on it is just a studded patch.
That's it.
Just studs.
This isn't my tactical kilt.
This is a leather dom dress.
You probably can't just hang it from your tactical kilt.
No one would notice.
I'm not a member of a militia.
I'm actually part of the Scar Revival that's happening.
