Minion Death Cult - It Will Knock Chunks Off! (clip)
Aired: 2021-07-16
Duration: 03:39


=== Mossberg In Violin Case (03:08) ===

[00:00:00]  It's just weird that, like, that they're advertising this, oh, you know, just in case you find yourself in this situation.
[00:00:06]  So you should just walk around with, uh, the Mossberg shockwave sticking out of your backpack.
[00:00:12]  You know, when you're on the run, get some groceries or, uh, when you're, when you're going to see a movie, you know, you should, it's, it's simple enough to keep on you at all times.
[00:00:23]  Everyone knows that skateboarders don't travel in packs of more than five.
[00:00:30]  Uh, this means you are more likely to have it with you.
[00:00:33]  Some people have used tactical cases meant for disassembled ARs, but far more discreet options abound.
[00:00:39]  Tennis racket cases, travel cases for fishing rods, or those intended for musical instruments, parenthesis, trumpet, violin, clarinet, oboe.
[00:00:51]  That's awesome.
[00:00:54]  That's so awesome.
[00:00:56]  I'm going to carry a violin case around.
[00:00:58]  You know what they would do too?
[00:00:59]  They would tell everybody, you know, there's not a violin in this.
[00:01:05]  Not a violin.
[00:01:06]  Oh, it's loud.
[00:01:07]  You should hear it.
[00:01:08]  Next time you see somebody at the protest carrying around a violin case, think twice.
[00:01:15]  That might not be a violin inside there.
[00:01:18]  It might be a shockwave.
[00:01:19]  See, and I know you might be like, uh, you might think, oh, well, no, this is like a, you know, this is a cool Antifa guy or gal, you know, like a punk, an anarchist.
[00:01:30]  They probably have that clear green electric violin from Starship Troopers that Jake Busey was playing.
[00:01:40]  That's probably what's in there.
[00:01:42]  It might not be that.
[00:01:43]  It could be the Mossberg.
[00:01:46]  And that's why you can only trust people that play cello, because there's no need for a cello case, because the Mossberg Shockwave will fit inside of a violin case, so there's no need for you to ever go and use a cello case.
[00:01:59]  That's too much room.
[00:02:03]  What's the... Damn it, we just talked about them.
[00:02:07]  What's the cello metal band?
[00:02:12]  The cello metal band?
[00:02:14]  Oh, come on.
[00:02:15]  You know.
[00:02:16]  They're not called Elastica, but they're called something like that.
[00:02:20]  Oh, I mean, I know what you're talking about, but I can't remember the name of any of them.
[00:02:25]  Apocalyptica.
[00:02:27]  Oh, no, I'm not a... Oh, no, I'm... I'm not a three-percenter.
[00:02:33]  I'm actually... I'm in Apocalyptica.
[00:02:37]  No.
[00:02:38]  We're actually gonna do, like, a Trans-Siberian Orchestra Christmas show tonight.
[00:02:42]  We're gonna do a heavier set of that.
[00:02:45]  You just put, like... They're my biggest inspo.
[00:02:48]  You're wearing, like, a leather Under Armour hat.

=== Pretty Cool Tactical Kilt (00:46) ===

[00:02:53]  But it's got, like, a buckle on it instead of your normal... Yeah.
[00:03:00]  It has the Velcro patch on it, but the patch on it is just a studded patch.
[00:03:08]  That's it.
[00:03:08]  Just studs.
[00:03:10]  This isn't my tactical kilt.
[00:03:12]  This is a leather dom dress.
[00:03:17]  You probably can't just hang it from your tactical kilt.
[00:03:20]  No one would notice.
[00:03:22]  I'm not a member of a militia.
[00:03:24]  I'm actually part of the Scar Revival that's happening.
[00:03:30]  Yeah, we do Scott covers of Paramore songs.
[00:03:36]  It's pretty... It's pretty cool.