I was named an honorary black by blacks in college. This is where I leave you. w/Bryan Quinby (clip)
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Um, so SodaSpider on Twitter, uh, sent us this Facebook comment, which is just, whew, amazing.
Uh, Sheree Young commented, I don't know the context of this.
I know it's about, uh, the, the Derek Chauvin verdict.
Uh, Sheree Young says, this, my friends, is where I leave you.
I had many best black friends in law school and life.
Ooh.
I was named an honorary black by the blacks in college.
Listen, some of my best honorifics are black.
Some of my best titles are black.
She's confused.
She just had a goth phase.
This is definitely something that happened.
I was made an honorary black.
I was invited to the picnic to a permanent end.
Well somebody probably said you're an honorary like you know people have fun together and they're having a good time and she probably like Was like, hey guys, don't you think I'm an honorary black?
You know what I mean?
And everybody's like, sure, yeah, okay.
Just to like get past the uncomfortableness of it.
She like knew a lyric in a dance move and they were like, oh, wow.
And she's like, I got soul.
And they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you do.
Yeah, good on you, buddy.
Hey.
This is okay.
I have fought for you.
I have loved you.
I even married a black man.
I mean, I would maybe lead with that.
I would lead with that one myself.
And I've had sex with several.
I like how she's framing it like work she's done.
Like, I've done so much for this community.
I married one of you.
I was friends with some of you, which is, that's a gift in itself.
Friendship.
I mean, like, a white woman co-signed for my first car, and that was, thank you.
That was like, that's doing the work.
This is where I leave you.
So I'm assuming that we're already divorced at this point.
That would be crazy if she divorced her husband over the Derek Chauvin verdict.
This is pure corruption, pure meanness, pure vindictiveness, and you have convicted a man for what you want, not what is.
You have hijacked the judicial system and made a mockery of it.
God will not stand by.
There's one thing that God really loves and it's the laws of man.
That's one thing that it's all over the Bible is how important the laws of man are to God.
That's true.
I have prayed over this and God has repeatedly assured me that he was not guilty.
But you in your hard hearts know that he is.
Oh man, this is, Sheree, if you ever get picked for a jury, this is, or like you're ever being, you know, considered for a jury, this is definitely something you should tell them.
That you should tell them that God informs you of the verdict ahead of time, of what is actually justice, therefore you're the best suited for this jury.
Oh, you should definitely put me on the jury.
I will give you the word of the Lord.
It will be factual.
That's also bad.
That's kind of a bad like, like being able to tell the future thing.
Like you, you can't like really profit off of it because you can't gamble.
It's not like knowing sports early or anything like that.
Like you can never ask God for anything worth anything.
You know, it's like, Oh, I know with somebody who's going to be guilty or not.
That's, that's what God tells me.
It's like, Oh good.
You know?
It's also not a superpower to be able to tell or to be able to say, oh, God is mad about this.
Yeah, that's true.
If that were, that's like a superpower that I think most Christians have.
Yeah, they do.
I mean, like, I don't think I don't think she's necessarily wrong.
I do think that God does hate black people.
I do think that, like, God did like God was there.
God watched for nine minutes, too.
Yeah.
God's racist.
God also watched for nine... God's totally a racist.
I can't believe this, Tony.
You're blowing the lid off this thing.
God is racist.
No, Sherri Young's blowing the lid off this.
Yeah.
Thank you, Sherri.
Thank you.
Because I really... I've been formulating that opinion, but I haven't been able to really prove it yet.
You know?
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
Burn the idol of the white messiah.
It's so great.
It is so great that she listed all the things she's done for black people in her life.
I think that really is my favorite fucking, that's one of my favorite things that white people, especially conservatives do.
It gets better.
You can tell how much of a Christian she is with this next sentence.
You are crucifying an innocent man for a guilty one.
