Minion Death Cult - I was named an honorary black by blacks in college. This is where I leave you. w/Bryan Quinby (clip)
Aired: 2021-04-23
Duration: 05:18


=== Honorary Black Titles (02:20) ===

[00:00:01]  Um, so SodaSpider on Twitter, uh, sent us this Facebook comment, which is just, whew, amazing.
[00:00:10]  Uh, Sheree Young commented, I don't know the context of this.
[00:00:15]  I know it's about, uh, the, the Derek Chauvin verdict.
[00:00:18]  Uh, Sheree Young says, this, my friends, is where I leave you.
[00:00:25]  I had many best black friends in law school and life.
[00:00:28]  Ooh.
[00:00:30]  I was named an honorary black by the blacks in college.
[00:00:33]  Listen, some of my best honorifics are black.
[00:00:41]  Some of my best titles are black.
[00:00:44]  She's confused.
[00:00:45]  She just had a goth phase.
[00:00:49]  This is definitely something that happened.
[00:00:51]  I was made an honorary black.
[00:00:53]  I was invited to the picnic to a permanent end.
[00:00:59]  Well somebody probably said you're an honorary like you know people have fun together and they're having a good time and she probably like Was like, hey guys, don't you think I'm an honorary black?
[00:01:13]  You know what I mean?
[00:01:14]  And everybody's like, sure, yeah, okay.
[00:01:17]  Just to like get past the uncomfortableness of it.
[00:01:20]  She like knew a lyric in a dance move and they were like, oh, wow.
[00:01:24]  And she's like, I got soul.
[00:01:25]  And they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you do.
[00:01:28]  Yeah, good on you, buddy.
[00:01:31]  Hey.
[00:01:32]  This is okay.
[00:01:33]  I have fought for you.
[00:01:35]  I have loved you.
[00:01:36]  I even married a black man.
[00:01:39]  I mean, I would maybe lead with that.
[00:01:41]  I would lead with that one myself.
[00:01:44]  And I've had sex with several.
[00:01:47]  I like how she's framing it like work she's done.
[00:01:50]  Like, I've done so much for this community.
[00:01:52]  I married one of you.
[00:01:54]  I was friends with some of you, which is, that's a gift in itself.
[00:01:58]  Friendship.
[00:02:01]  I mean, like, a white woman co-signed for my first car, and that was, thank you.
[00:02:06]  That was like, that's doing the work.

=== God's Laws and Judgments (03:11) ===

[00:02:11]  This is where I leave you.
[00:02:14]  So I'm assuming that we're already divorced at this point.
[00:02:18]  That would be crazy if she divorced her husband over the Derek Chauvin verdict.
[00:02:25]  This is pure corruption, pure meanness, pure vindictiveness, and you have convicted a man for what you want, not what is.
[00:02:34]  You have hijacked the judicial system and made a mockery of it.
[00:02:38]  God will not stand by.
[00:02:40]  There's one thing that God really loves and it's the laws of man.
[00:02:44]  That's one thing that it's all over the Bible is how important the laws of man are to God.
[00:02:50]  That's true.
[00:02:51]  I have prayed over this and God has repeatedly assured me that he was not guilty.
[00:02:56]  But you in your hard hearts know that he is.
[00:03:01]  Oh man, this is, Sheree, if you ever get picked for a jury, this is, or like you're ever being, you know, considered for a jury, this is definitely something you should tell them.
[00:03:12]  That you should tell them that God informs you of the verdict ahead of time, of what is actually justice, therefore you're the best suited for this jury.
[00:03:24]  Oh, you should definitely put me on the jury.
[00:03:26]  I will give you the word of the Lord.
[00:03:30]  It will be factual.
[00:03:33]  That's also bad.
[00:03:35]  That's kind of a bad like, like being able to tell the future thing.
[00:03:41]  Like you, you can't like really profit off of it because you can't gamble.
[00:03:45]  It's not like knowing sports early or anything like that.
[00:03:48]  Like you can never ask God for anything worth anything.
[00:03:52]  You know, it's like, Oh, I know with somebody who's going to be guilty or not.
[00:03:56]  That's, that's what God tells me.
[00:03:58]  It's like, Oh good.
[00:03:58]  You know?
[00:04:00]  It's also not a superpower to be able to tell or to be able to say, oh, God is mad about this.
[00:04:08]  Yeah, that's true.
[00:04:09]  If that were, that's like a superpower that I think most Christians have.
[00:04:13]  Yeah, they do.
[00:04:15]  I mean, like, I don't think I don't think she's necessarily wrong.
[00:04:18]  I do think that God does hate black people.
[00:04:22]  I do think that, like, God did like God was there.
[00:04:26]  God watched for nine minutes, too.
[00:04:28]  Yeah.
[00:04:29]  God's racist.
[00:04:29]  God also watched for nine... God's totally a racist.
[00:04:32]  I can't believe this, Tony.
[00:04:33]  You're blowing the lid off this thing.
[00:04:35]  God is racist.
[00:04:37]  No, Sherri Young's blowing the lid off this.
[00:04:40]  Yeah.
[00:04:40]  Thank you, Sherri.
[00:04:42]  Thank you.
[00:04:42]  Because I really... I've been formulating that opinion, but I haven't been able to really prove it yet.
[00:04:50]  You know?
[00:04:50]  Yeah.
[00:04:52]  Well, yeah.
[00:04:52]  Burn the idol of the white messiah.
[00:04:55]  It's so great.
[00:04:56]  It is so great that she listed all the things she's done for black people in her life.
[00:05:00]  I think that really is my favorite fucking, that's one of my favorite things that white people, especially conservatives do.
[00:05:09]  It gets better.
[00:05:09]  You can tell how much of a Christian she is with this next sentence.
[00:05:12]  You are crucifying an innocent man for a guilty one.
[00:05:16]  Oh my God.