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Just to start us off with something light because this content is going to be fairly rotten as it usually is.
Pre-usual, yeah.
I saw just a beautiful post, a beautiful blast from the past, so to speak, show up in one of my conservative groups.
For some reason, a Donald J. Trump verified Facebook post from 2013 is making the rounds in conservative spaces.
Wow, interesting.
Must have been a classic.
It's a pretty good one.
I mean, we'll let the listener decide.
Donald J. Trump on January 3rd, 2013 says, Here I am with Christian Bale when they filmed The Dark Knight Rises at Trump Tower.
Very nice guy and terrific actor.
And I'll let Tony look at the photo, and it is of course Donald J. Trump and Christian Bale.
That's them alright.
What do you think of that, Tony?
Is that Christian?
I mean, yeah?
Is that Christian Bale?
It is Christian Bale.
I mean, that's cool.
Are they both wearing suits?
We're not going to give him a Pinocchio.
Are they both wearing suits?
Christian Bale looks a lot like his character in American Psycho.
Which is kind of interesting.
But yeah, I don't understand why that would be Making the rounds, but go ahead.
Well, okay, I mean, of course, since it's Minion Death Cult, I have some responses to this that are pretty good.
But it's just a fun photo, it's just a fun photo back in simpler times.
Yeah.
Back when Trump was infiltrating the celebrity elite to discover their pedophilia, you know, before he could make his real moves in 2016.
There was a time where this photo would have made sense in a wax museum.
But now it's like, why is Christian Bale with the president?
That's nuts.
I think they look nice.
I think they look nice together.
They do.
Trump looks happier than I've seen him in a long time.
The responses to this were, you know, they're pretty cute.
Pam Harris says, GREAT JOB!
Rachel Valdez said, this must have been before he was president.
They sure liked him then.
And then Pam Harris, not in like a reply, just like underneath, again says, Rachel Valdez, I love President Trump now!
I hope you do!
What did, what did, did Christian Bale, is Christian, oh he's just a Hollywood elite.
I don't think he's, he doesn't say anything like important.
I'm pretty sure that motherfucker's British.
Is he?
Probably.
Yeah.
I don't know what his real voice sounds like.
I only hear him yelling and doing the Batman voice.
Yeah, I got a movie you gotta watch, bro.
It's called Reign of Fire and it's him and Matthew McConaughey.
Is that a Dragon movie?
I think Gerard Butler's in it too, holy shit, I just remembered that.
I think he's like, uh, yeah, I think he's in there as well.
Yeah, it's a Dragon movie.
Dragon movie, yeah, remember Dragon movie?
It's been a minute since we've had a Dragon movie.
I love that, I loved that.
My, Ani Quoted did like a deep cut Reign of Fire quote to me, and it was, it like blew my mind.
I was like, oh my god.
That one is sick, I might, that might be what I do tonight.
Yeah.
Okay, yeah.
I got some fire weed right now, so... You'll hear his British accent.
That's gonna be really crucial.
Trish Lopez says, uh, he's a scumbag.
I heard him give tribute to Satan for his life.
You saw that video?
What?
And then Michelle Barlow responds, Trump shouldn't stand beside him.
And then Trish Lopez says, no, but it was 2013.
That video I saw may not have come out until years later.
Is there a video of Christian Bale giving big ups to Satan for his career?
Yeah, but it came out in 2014.
Oh, that's true.
That's true.
So this is cool.
There's no way Trump could have seen it.
Because Trump would have been like, no way Satan guy.
I can't come around you.
You're a Satan guy.
Just like the video of Hillary Clinton dancing around with the child's face over her face, that came out after he invited them to his wedding or whatever.
That's true.
I mean, at least my friend who saw it didn't see it until way after that wedding.
Yeah.
I mean, every flower girl still had her face on at the end of the wedding.
There were no clues.
How was he to know?
You know?
That's true.
Usually, those flower girls don't have faces when they're around Hillary Clinton.
After that.
That was soon after.
Just like when he said, oh, Epstein likes young girls.
He's a great guy and he likes really young girls.
Even younger than I like them.
He had no way of knowing that Epstein liked 17 year olds instead of 18 year olds?
Honestly, I think he was just talking about, like, Epstein's enthusiasm behind STEM.
He was just trying to, he was campaigning for them.
Yeah, Epstein wanted more women in science, technology, engineering, and mathematics so that they could help him prolong his life and further impregnate the entire planet.
Yeah, make him more efficient.
We need more women to get involved in bioengineering.
I mean, then you get, like, you have an all-female staff for, like, your plane, your plane hangers, your everything.
Yeah.
Whole team of scientists.
Well, I mean, it's like the girls are either qualified to enter a field of, you know, science and technology, or they're qualified to enter the other field.
It's win-win for Epstein, basically.
Oh yeah, last comment was pretty good.
Michelle Barlow, same woman, says, America is done with acting.
In response to Trump and Christian Bale hanging out.
Like, just actors are just banished now.
Actors are blackballed.
The franchise of acting, America has progressed past the need of acting.
Yeah, I mean, honestly, all the movies have been made.
We don't need to make any more movies, so we don't need any more actors.
I mean, yeah, all the theaters are going to close anyways.
We can animate all of it.
I'm kind of with this.
The only new media to be produced should be Nathan4U.
I'm with that because there's no actors.
Yeah, no actors, just all real people, you know, getting tricked into moving boxes for a moving company because they think it's like a new fitness routine.
And everyone's entertaining and there's drama.
It hits every point.
But I mean, we really don't need actors.
I don't know if you're familiar with the Star Wars franchise, but they made a movie with one of the main characters.
She's great in the movie, but turns out she died before it even came out.
And they just made her wait without her.
And we don't need it.
We don't need actors.
Uh, you're talking about Rey.
The actress who played Rey.
She's dead now.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was... Well, at least she got to finish the trilogy.
Her hologram got nominated for Supporting Actor.
Uh yeah so just a fun little you know a little light-hearted uh trip down memory lane about pledging your life to Satan after you get to meet the president.
That's when you want to do it folks.
You want to wait until you get to meet the future president and then you can do all the like fucked up stuff you know.
But that's actually how you meet the devil.
Well yeah he did it in reverse he he somehow he beat everybody Christian Bale did.
Is that a thing though?
Or are they just... Because he's a Hollywood elite, that's what he did.
Yeah.
That's it, right?
There is no, like... I like the idea.
You think, like, maybe?
Maybe Christian Bale... Maybe they're talking about the video from, like, Terminator Genis... Terminator whatever, where he's screaming at a boom mic operator.
They're like, that's basically him devoting his life to Satan, this elitist motherfucker.
They just think he's speaking in tongues.
There has to be a picture of, like, Trump and, like, Danny Matherson.
Something that... That's not his name.
What's his name?
That's his name, right?
That 70's Show guy?
There has to be a picture of those two together.
Like, that would be more like an occult thing.
But, Christian Bale?
I mean, I'm not going to defend Christian Bale, so never mind.
Yeah, whatever, man.
I don't really care either way.
Because we don't care about the Hollywood elite.
Yeah, so moving on to what this episode is actually about.
We're of course experiencing the ongoing police brutality in this country, the over-policing of poor and inner-city folks, the just impunity with which these Pigs, murder, and assault.
Not just citizens and civilians, but also journalists.
They're fellow officers when they're undercover and they don't know that they're officers, so they just beat them up.
They don't know they're an officer, so they beat them up.
That's what you do to people who aren't officers.
The only people that can't identify plainclothes cops are other cops.
He was wearing cargo shorts to keep all his drugs in, I assume.
Yeah.
He had Oakley's on, so he was ready to run.
Yeah.
So, of course, you know, the most high profile shootings right now are Duante Wright.
uh the female officer who shot him you've probably heard this story uh was a 26 year veteran she was training another officer
And, uh, Duante, I, like, tried to get away from her, tried to resist arrest, uh, and she said, Taser, pulling her Glock and, uh, shooting him, uh, very close range and ki- and ultimately killing him.
Um...
Again, I think a really important part of that is the fact that this whole incident is started because of an air freshener He had an air freshener just the the tree air freshener that we've all had you've seen people driving with him with 20 stacked on it Because that is a law in a lot of places that gives cops the excuse to pull you over and um
Man, oh man, have I had a lot of anxiety about the, um, the clay ornament that Penny made me that I hang from my rearview mirror, uh, now, which is a really disgusting thing to have to stress out about.
They're like, oh, this thing could end in my, um, accidental death.
Uh, clay, wow, oh, cute.
You got a clay ornament made by your daughter, uh, hanging from your rearview mirror.
Dude, just come out and say you're hiding from the police.
Yeah, exactly.
Just come out and say that you're up to no good.
Yeah, just please.
You could just put a big sticker on the back of your car that says, I'm doing crimes.
That's like the idea, right?
Is that it can obscure your face for like a red light camera or from like a cop who just wants to stare into your eyes like when he drives by.
I think it's supposed to just be like safety.
You might be distracted by it.
You might not see something in your periphery because of it.
And it's like, I don't know.
Do I have a... I don't think that's the reason.
Right?
The reason is just like a lot of people do it.
Everyone does it.
I mean parking placards are designed to hang from your rear view mirror.
Right.
You know?
But what it does is it gives you an excuse.
It gives you a reason.
I think that's what it is.
It's the same thing with like tinted windows.
Like the only reason that you're not allowed to have them tinted is because cops A. They want to look at you to see what you look like.
And then B. They just want an excuse to pull you over.
Yeah, exactly.
And that is a... It holds up.
That's all you need.
A shoelace hanging from a rearview mirror.
That's all you need to pull someone over.
Yeah, and you know, the resounding response from people trying to defend this monstrous institution is, well, you know, he shouldn't have run.
He shouldn't have run.
Cops are, like, they're dangerous.
They're extremely dangerous people who have programmed themselves intentionally to be at war with the public.
A public who is, in many places, unarmed, unable to, like, meet the same level of force, the same level of authority, obviously.
And what do you do in that situation?
A lot of times you're just gonna fucking run away.
You're gonna try to get away from that That situation where there's a complete imbalance a complete like you are you are at the mercy Your life is in the hands of this.
I don't know from what everything I've seen violent psychopath Why wouldn't you run away?
It's it's just human instinct and people don't realize that it is like a life-and-death situation.
It's running into a grizzly bear in the wild and You're supposed to do a lot of things, but your instinct might be like, if I don't react right now, I will die.
And maybe I can get away on foot.
I'm gonna run my odds and my odds are I can cooperate and they can sit on my neck until I die.
I can cooperate, I can mysteriously die in my cell.
I can cooperate, I can just be disappeared and put in a hospital and wake up from a coma months later.
Or I can cooperate and they can still mistake the taser for the gun when I get lippy with them.
Or I can run and maybe get away.
I can cooperate and have like my arm broken because of the way that they're they're moving it or because or I can fall flat on my face and have my nose broken like oh I tried to move my body to the side to land on my shoulder that's resisting arrest you tried he tried to pull away from me yeah yeah um yeah I can be it's all it's it is it's running into a grizzly bear in the wild
And it's funny because the, A, the people who defend the police, the institution of policing, and the police themselves, will tell you that their excuse for these actions, or the logic behind these actions, these, you know, just complete outsized reactions to petty crime, or, you know, non-violent crime, or even just
Existing, you know, driving, whatever.
They'll tell you the reason for that is, oh, well, the cops, they have to enter every situation as if it's life or death.
Yep.
Because that's what it's like to be a cop.
You go out, you never know if you're going to come back.
That's what these people have, once again, been programmed and are programming themselves to believe.
And yet they scoff and sneer at the idea That somebody who is being apprehended by the police, somebody who is being, you know, encountered by the police, that they are going to have the emotional response that the cops use to justify killing somebody with.
Yes.
Oh, it's not a life or death situation for you.
Even if it is, it doesn't matter because we don't care about your life.
That's not the life we care about.
A routine traffic stop is a life or death situation for the life we care about.
For you, it's negligible.
Your emotions don't matter.
Well, there's this thing where there's this...
They make up this narrative of consent, right, where a cop chooses to be a cop and look danger in the eye.
And when you make an infraction that causes the cop to enter your space, you've made a choice now.
So in their mind, hanging that air freshener was a choice.
That was you consenting to enter the ring.
And that's not at all what it is.
But for some reason that narrative holds up to people.
You shouldn't have to follow orders because no one's going to volunteer to go to that situation.
You know?
There is no consent there.
And that's one of the biggest things to me.
They can't get over that hurdle.
Like you said, the reality.
Yes, a cop signs up to quote face death every day.
But the person driving down the street with um you know with a a a a broken taillight they just had a broken taillight they might not even know it it might have went out on their that drive they didn't consent to enter that transaction where they're facing death now yeah because that's the power imbalance you just have no power and so how you're going to react to that power imbalance is going
I don't know, it's going to manifest itself in ways where you're pulling away from the person who has all the power, or you're trying to get away from them, or you're trying to retain some of your dignity by telling them to fuck off.
You don't have many options, and it's like when you're in that situation, you have a You know, you don't have the option of, oh, do I pull my Glock or do I pull my Taser?
You don't have that option.
Your option is like, do I do these three things, all of which can get me killed?
Yeah.
What they are in this scenario, you're talking about like, Consent and choices and that sort of thing which is an argument that they make Their defenders and they themselves make all over social media is that Duwante, right?
Chose to die that day for disobeying the cop Yes, and what this what this a net what this argument is is it is like the scorpion and the frog allegory But they are proudly taking the role of the scorpion.
Mm-hmm The allegory, if you haven't heard it, is Scorpion asks the frog for a ride across the river and the frog says, no, you're going to sting me in the back when we're on the river.
And the scorpion's like, why would I do that?
We're both going to drown if I do that.
And then so the frog takes him across the river and the scorpion stings him in the back and says, You should have known that I was a scorpion when you let me on your back.
That's just my nature.
That is what I'm going to do.
And that's the same argument.
You're not supposed to sympathize with the scorpion in that story.
The argument that they're making is that, yeah, our cops are trigger happy.
They do not appreciate being disrespected.
They do not appreciate somebody trying to get away from them and yeah, some of them are going to shoot you.
And you should know that when you enter this agreement, when you enter this pact of being pulled over or whatever.
Because that's the thing, we are supposed to be entrusting them to protect and serve or what the fuck ever they're trying to tell us they're doing.
And like you said, that's the social contract that we never entered.
Yeah.
But we did enter when we decided we wanted to just, like, be in America.
Which, also, we never entered that contract!
Like, what the fuck?
Hey, I didn't ask to be born either, man.
And it's wild and they're just not slowing down.
And these two very large profile shootings are especially heartbreaking due to the conditions and due to the subject and due to the fact that they're unharmed and youthful and it's just all disgusting.
But, I mean, LASD and PD killed someone every day for 18 days straight.
But they were all, you know, they were all criminals, I guess, so no one, it doesn't matter, you know, is what there's, is why you don't hear about it.
So it's like, they're not slowing down.
This shit's happening 24-7 and it's fucking exhausting.
Okay, but...
So sorry to interrupt but so they they killed uh somebody every day for 18 days but how okay that's that's bad but how many cops did criminals kill in the last 18 days Tony?
Yeah I think like 10,000.
I think 10,000 of them died like that that's what that's the whole narrative because like that's the whole thing is they swear it's happening all the time.
It feels like it is you know?
That's their argument.
Lacing up my body armor.
Fucking putting extra mags all over my body.
God, I feel so unsafe all the time.
I'm scared all the time.
And it sucks and like you said that like you said before they're so delusional when that is in fact the the feeling and the pressure and anxiety that you know people like myself are feeling all the time 24 7 and it's it's so wild right now in this particular moment because you know the first thought was like Oh well we should probably have a vigil.
Oh hold on there's like somebody else died.
Oh hold on somebody else died.
Okay wait hold on there's this other thing for this other person that died and it just it's it's so there's so much going on that we we can't even like mourn these individuals anymore.
Yeah.
For more than two seconds because it's just this it's this huge thing.
It's just it's all one continuous murder.
It's it's I mean it is it's the fucking death of like society it's the death of the social compact I mean but it's also it's it's like you know Lucy at the Chocolate Factory and it's just you know the American the American psyche trying to stuff as many like dead bodies victims of police brutalities and in its mouth as possible it's just it's not working it's not
One of the main responses to these when it happens, it's something we've kind of talked about before, but here just encapsulated in a very popular post from a Facebook page called The Officer Next Door, which I think might be a sort of softcore porn organization involved with police.
I haven't seen any of their other posts, but the name of that is very suggestive.
I can hear the soundtrack in my head.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
My blood runs cold.
My memory has just been sold.
Partner in the centerfold.
Officer Next Door.
The Officer Next Door, this post was shared to the Minion Death Commandos Facebook group, which you can join by it's facebook.com slash groups slash Minion Death Cult, I believe, and you just have to know our names and agree to the rules to get into that group.
This was shared by Bruce, Bruce Sawyer, so thank you for that.
The post is very long.
I probably won't read it all, but it's from the officer next door.
Again, probably softcore pornography.
It says, is it time to go into self-preservation mode?
Are officers around the country finally going to come together and take a stand?
That would be crazy if they finally took a stand.
The writing on the wall couldn't be more clear.
There's like a line break for every one of these sentences.
Why subject yourself to being the next one headed to a courtroom?
Is that traffic stop or pedestrian stop worth it?
Doesn't it suck, like, going to court?
It is!
It's a huge pain in the ass.
Doesn't it suck having to, like, defend yourself in a court of law for, like, a bunch of people who have no sympathy for you?
It is the worst.
God, I would just, like, whoever's responsible for sending you to court, yeah, of course I would despise them.
That makes total sense.
Yeah, this all adds up.
This all checks out for me.
I'm not saying don't do a traf- oh, do-do-do.
Is that traffic stop or pedestrian stop worth it?
No, it's not.
No, no, never.
The math never adds up.
Nothing is worth what they do.
Why be the next one having your home address plastered on the internet so the Antifa mob can show up and harass you and your neighbors?
How about having a protective FENCE installed around your house?
That's a reality for the officer in Brooklyn Center.
Is it really worth it?
I'm not saying don't do a traffic stop under any circumstances.
How about you don't unless they're a million percent necessary?
Okay, that's bad.
That's an exaggeration.
For example, a murder suspect or another major violent felony that poses a legitimate public danger.
A suspected cop killer.
What's funny about that logic is like these people They're saying for a traffic stop, when they do see somebody they don't like, they do think that they're a suspected cop killer.
They're like, this person's for sure a murderer, for sure a cop killer, why else would they have an air freshener?
That is what they, I mean they enter every situation thinking that person is capable of murder.
Yeah.
So yeah, this isn't very helpful advice.
It's just, it's just funny that everyone they pull over is listening to Body Count and like that's wild to me.
For example, how about you don't unless they're a million percent necessary.
For example, a murder suspect or another major violent felony that poses a legitimate public danger.
I love this art.
Okay, all these psychos, they're getting in our face when we use force.
They hate us.
They want to defund us.
They want to get rid of our jobs.
The only option we can do is to just, because our jobs are in so much danger, our livelihood, our lives themselves, this is how we'll get back at them.
We will only work on the most dangerous cases that actually pose a threat to society, and then won't they be embarrassed.
And it's funny because, I mean, as we've seen, as this whole kind of episode kicks off with, that's how fucking petty these people are.
They are petty.
Again.
That was a traffic stop for a air freshener.
They are that petty.
So they would be like, you know what?
You know what?
We're going to take our time coming to your call today.
And that does, that happens.
I mean, that does happen.
But yeah, but so of course they would, they would take this route.
None of this is shocking.
They're the most petty like people on the planet.
Oh listen, you and your terrorist buddies in BLM and Antifa, you want to prevent me from over-policing a community?
Well, in response, I'm only going to handle violent crime.
Again, I feel like the parameters of what violence is are going to shift pretty drastically once they take on that policy.
Sure.
And just to be clear, this still wouldn't be an ideal situation for me.
I mean, it's the same fucking hot dog-necked motherfuckers.
With a gun with you know fucking tanks and everything even if they decided to do less policing It would still not be good.
That is not the goal in my mind, but it's very funny that they're just like Yeah, well what if we didn't handle low-level ticketing anymore?
Huh?
How would you like that?
Oh no, yeah, we would hate that.
I'm like kicking the police reform bill like the DSA's been working on that talks about eliminating like pay tickets and traffic stops and shit like that.
I'm like kicking it under the rug.
I just love the idea of, like, precincts becoming joker-fied.
Like, precincts posting just like, you know, like, some people just want to watch the world burn.
And it's just like cops, like, letting people jaywalk and speed and... Yeah.
Shit's just going to hell.
Park eight inches away from the curb with impunity.
Yeah.
You know that car's been there for three hours, right?
That's a two-hour spot.
I don't really give a shit.
I bet you want that spot, don't you?
Yeah, you want to know how I got these scars?
I didn't impound a vehicle for having ground effects.
Yeah.
I don't understand how that works.
Of course you don't.
Of course you wouldn't.
Otherwise, nope.
The way I see it, it's not giving up.
It's not, quote, letting them win.
At this point, it's self-preservation.
Okay.
Yeah, we care a lot about your life.
We care so much about the C.O.B.S.
lives.
I mean, it is the most valuable thing in my mind.
It's the most valuable currency that we have in this country is the pigs.
You know, the pigs are our future and it's the most valuable resource and we want you guys to be safe.
So to do that, uh, we're going, you should all just, uh, stop doing your jobs just because we care, uh, that much about your safety.
Cause it's dangerous out there.
It's, it's, you're going to get killed if you keep doing this job.
Might, you should, you should stop for the good of yourself.
You know?
Honestly, like, like have a little staycation, you know, just treat yourself forever.
Just never go back to work.
Just, you know, cause you deserve it.
At what point do you stop, quote, business as usual and take matters into your hands?
Again, self-preservation.
When do you stop creating situations that might go bad, even if your intentions are good?
It's clear if someone jumps bad on you, they won't be blamed.
You, the officer, will be blamed.
Am I wrong?
The district attorneys refused to prosecute anyone in low bonds.
Let them all back out anyway.
What's your endgame being proactive?
Catching a case?
Being the next mainstream media headline for trying to arrest someone that happened to have a felony warrant out for his arrest?
If you haven't noticed yet, the quote, silent majority won't help you.
And I think that's in quotes because it's not a real thing.
Yeah.
They aren't coming out to counter protest.
Oh, I love this.
I hadn't read this part yet.
They aren't coming out to counter protest.
They aren't forming a line between you and the rioters.
Wow.
Wow.
How come it's always thin blue line and never thin you line?
Yeah.
Why is no one coming to protect us from this?
I love that.
That's awesome.
The best part about this is like, don't you wish that we had a self-preservation option?
Yep.
You know, that would be cool.
Cause I would do it for them.
You know, if I could make it so they just don't kill me, I would totally do that.
Well, all you have to do, Tony, is you just have to not drive anymore.
So like, I, you know, I guess stop seeing your daughter.
She can walk to me.
Just stop running errands.
Don't go outside anymore.
Stay in your apartment but don't play any music that could be offensive to your neighbor.
There's a lot of things you could do to avoid getting shot by the police.
So I should just go on a long silent retreat at home?
That's probably good for me.
Yes.
Cool, cool.
Yeah, I think that'd work.
After like day 14, I would get a knock on my door for just something.
It's been too quiet around here.
We haven't heard any bass in a while.
We noticed your blinds are down.
That's weird.
Yeah, it's kind of like, the windows are the windshield of the home.
And you have them obscured.
Yeah, you're obscuring my vision of you.
I love this.
The silent majority won't help you.
They aren't coming out to counter protest.
I don't understand.
What could possibly be the reasoning?
I mean, why isn't the silent majority manifesting, showing out in the numbers that they surely must have?
It's boggling my mind.
Well, whatever the reason, they're not doing it.
Then who is there?
Then who is showing up to the counter protest?
Are they just saying those just don't exist?
I don't understand that.
Not in the numbers that they need.
Like, it's very...
And they're not, like, defending the cops directly, too?
Yeah, well, it's just, like, the show, like, for every, you know, for every Blue Lives Matter Facebook filter you see, there's, like, actual IRL left or, like, anti-police activists actually doing stuff.
I mean, this is the same thing we talked about with the boycotting MLB.
Like, the strength of the left is that we have people actually willing to do the work.
You know, we need more, but we have people who are actually doing political work.
On the right, you have people doing boycotts, and then a shit ton of money.
That is that is like how it works.
So even if even if like the pro police people were the majority, I mean, I'm sure the majority in this country is not anti-police.
They are not the kinds of people on the right wing who are actually going to go organize and do like an IRL protest.
Only the crankiest of cranks on the right wing are actually going to fucking get out of their chairs or get out of their cars.
That's why they run over protesters, so they don't have to stand up.
They don't have to be at a place at a certain time.
They don't have to fucking get out of their car.
That's literally a strategy they use.
They'll show up and hang out in their cars around protests.
That's a thing that they actually do.
Yeah, that's what that guy did who killed that woman.
Yeah.
It's wild.
Answer call.
Okay.
You do what you want.
I'm nobody and unreal is the... what?
But this is my suggestion.
Answer calls.
Be extremely polite and helpful.
Follow the rules.
Hand the victim their report number and leave.
This sounds like the advice Dalton gives to, uh, to the other bouncers.
That's in, in Roadhouse.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just keep it, keep it short and sweet.
Be polite.
Be polite.
Yeah.
And then that's when you and then you you notice the way the guy's walking that he's got a boot knife that Ejects out of the toe and then you grab the you grab the ankle and you break it Yeah, it's it's easy pretty easy stuff I'm gonna tell the next cop I see I thought you'd be taller The way the way you pulled me over I just assumed that you would be I
You pulled me over with the swag of a much taller person.
It's time to let them try out the utopia they apparently envision.
Let's see where it goes.
Yeah, crime goes down.
It always happens.
Every single time.
It's time you take control, close the ranks, hunker down, and the bare minimum, and do it damn well.
It doesn't have to be forever, but it's time you embrace the only LEVERAGE you have.
No, you have a gun, motherfucker, and a license to kill.
That's a lot of leverage, and you guys have been exerting it for decades.
Yeah, it's pretty obvious that you have the upper hand here, my friend.
And then this is like a company with word art that says, STOP DOING TRAFFIC STOPS.
And it's got a lot of reactions, a lot of shares.
It's funny because, like, they are talking about Either a work slowdown they're talking about a work slowdown or there is a thing called a blue flu which We've talked about on this show before a blue flu is like a sick out It's like cops calling in sick as a form of protest or a form of like worker power but that worker power is once again for like
Getting a court summons for shooting somebody in the back while they were running away or whatever.
Yeah.
It's funny because they do actually do these things.
They're like one of the few examples of labor really flexing their power and it's unfortunate for obvious reasons who they are.
Basically, you know, the The definition of their job.
It's very unfortunate that they're the ones who actually realize this power or whatever.
But at the same time, like, the blue flu, it's just like...
They're not trying to get better treatment.
They're not trying to argue for better wages or anything like that.
They already have all that stuff.
They're just throwing a hissy fit.
They're just taking an individual day off.
This isn't like a massive organizing campaign or whatever.
Maybe they have some DMs where a group of guys will call in sick or whatever.
This is not like part of a larger effort to, you know, I don't know, have a bathroom break mandated by a contract or something like that.
This is just you're mad.
You're mad because you killed somebody and people didn't take it so well.
Yeah, they want to like take your triple overtime away from you because they need you to sleep so you stop yelling at people.
Can you imagine, like, any other industry, any other, like, workforce just openly being like, yeah, we should, we should call in sick.
Like, oh, management didn't like it when I, when I dropped that anvil on, on, you know, a pedestrian walking by.
Fuck them.
Let's all call in sick.
Imagine, like, any other area of labor having this, this level of confidence.
It would rock.
It would be so fucking cool.
I mean, yeah, a lot of people would get casually fired when they realize they don't have the momentum behind the DM, but it would be cool if it caught on.
The other thing I wanted to mention is that this isn't going to happen.
Cops love doing traffic stops.
They love interacting with the public.
This is why they became a cop.
The personality type that self-selects for becoming a cop nowadays is somebody who wants to interact so they can enjoy the idea of being a cop.
Yep.
Yeah, and if you take away the traffic stop, you're also taking away a cop's opportunity to pull over an attractive lady just to make conversation with them.
That shit's not going away.
These are the worst people on the planet.
That's who we're dealing with and I think people don't realize that sometimes.
Yeah, and just another meme that I saw was from, what was it called here?
Cop Humor?
Was that the Facebook page?
Yeah, dog.
Just incredibly cursed content here.
Yeah, Cop Humor.
And it's, they posted a gif of Forrest Gump waving, you know, to Bubba or somebody, or to Lieutenant Dan offscreen, don't know who.
And the caption says, cops in 2021 waving goodbye to suspects with warrants who decide to drive away during a traffic stop.
Yep.
And it's like again, like, oh no, we wanted you to fire 10 rounds into the back, the vague area where the car used to be, and then engage in a two-hour high-speed pursuit that damages 12 innocent bystanders' cars and ends with him T-boning a semi-trailer in an intersection.
That's, we're not going to get that anymore.
Yeah, I mean we could have at least, I at least wanted you to give him a ticket and a future court date to ruin his day a week from now.
But I would have been, obviously that's why I wanted the chase.
And you robbed us from both of those.
It's like, it's the type of person who thinks it's not just like justifiable or not just like...
within their right but sensible the type of person who thinks it's sensible to shoot at a suspect driving away from a traffic stop or running away from you and then on top of that start chasing them at 80 miles an hour
Like, I'm imagining somebody stole like a million dollars, like say I had a million dollars and somebody stole it from me or something, or like everything I ever owned, right?
Imagining somebody like somehow putting that in a burlap sack with a money sign on it, throwing it over their shoulder and then running away down an empty street, like I don't, not an empty street, running away down a street, like a normal street.
Like, I don't know if I would shoot at that person.
I probably wouldn't.
No!
And then, let alone them getting into a car, I'd be like, well, okay, there it goes.
Like, what am I gonna do?
Ram their car?
Yeah!
It just sounds insane.
You're just like, they got away.
And in this scenario, you have traffic copters, you have fucking like, you have the Batman drone.
Speaking of Christian Bale, like hovering over the city at all times.
Like that guy's not getting away.
You're just the type of person who needs to be able to exert their authority and if it's ever challenged, like that is, that sticks in your craw.
That's like, that's a bad thing.
Their whole thing is like, no, it's the principle.
It's the principle of the matter.
The math is so stupid because they drive away and they don't know anything about it.
You're not preventing crime.
You're not enabling them to do more crime because if you evade a cop, you're going to lay low for a long time until they find you.
I thought about that too, yeah.
No, I'm just driving straight to the nearest bank.
Crime Spree, Crime Spree, I already left.
I already left, gotta do a Crime Spree.
They're like, in real life, it is GTA.
I got four stars, I'm just gonna start plowing people.
Like, what the fuck?
This is the last thing they would expect.
That's not how life works.
I'm gonna go to the evidence locker at the police station.
This is the last thing they would expect of me.
I mean, all that's really gonna happen is I'm gonna, like, back into my parking space and maybe block my license plate.
Get a paint job.
Yeah, something like that.
But I'll very much... I'm on the run now.
Like, that's fine.
Let people be on the run.
You don't gotta kill them.
No, or like endanger the lives of everybody else around, you know?
Yeah, you don't gotta do anything.
Let's get into some responses to this.
Tom Orsolini commented, I have been referring to it as, quote, the decriminalization of America for several years now.
So it's something where we all have been referring to.
We just noticed, oh, there's less laws now.
There's less laws and there's less enforcement of the current laws.
If you look out your window, there's less cops out there constantly.
This has been snowballing since many class one narcotics were made to be infractions, parentheses, or no crime at all in some states.
It truly is a sad state... This is the one person that's like, bring crack back!
Bring crack back!
We need more crack laws!
Those are great!
It is truly a sad state of our society where thugs are martyrs and hard-working people out to make a difference are villainized!
Um, and when he says class one narcotics, like yeah, your mind jumps to like crack or whatever.
Uh, also marijuana.
Marijuana is a class one narcotic.
Mushrooms and LSD.
They're all class one narcotics if I'm remembering correctly.
I think that's what he's talking.
He's talking about weed legalization.
He's talking about weed decriminalization or
Making possession of under an ounce of weed an infraction instead of a fucking felony or whatever We forget, I mean I forget that we're over here talking about how we need to free everybody and expunge all records and even provide reparations for people who have been locked up for for weed charges and I forget that there is a whole nother section of people that's like no we need to we need to put more people away Yeah.
We need to ruin more lives.
And it's like, how does that help these people you love so much?
These fucking cops you love so much?
Like making them, quote, risk their lives over somebody with a dime bag or whatever.
Yeah, yeah!
And it's like, no, it's just you don't really think their lives are in danger.
You just have the same type of personality as a cop.
That's why you're so sympathetic to them.
And you love the idea of getting to hassle any motherfucker who looks like they might be cool enough to have some weed on them.
That's just your personality, Ty.
You're just living vicariously through these people.
And it's a shame I don't have more reasons to harass every person I see on the street.
Essentially.
And there's this thing with... These people are salty because... And a lot of them, it's funny, because a lot of them do engage in these things, but they don't do it in the same way.
It's different when I do it.
Because I don't get my weed from a thug.
I get it from my friend Jake.
And, you know, he's not a thug.
He's a nice dude.
He went to college.
So like their whole thing is that I don't do it that way, they do it a bad way, I hate how they do it, and they should be punished and we need to punish them because they're awful people.
Yeah, yeah that's right.
Harry Taylor says it's always been a dangerous job but now it's even more dangerous for the law enforcement officer.
The citizens must organize to ensure their community leaders always protect its citizens and a civil society.
Uh, so yeah, the people who like, uh, can't even, I don't know, can't even organize their way out of a paper bag are definitely, they're gonna, they're gonna, like in the American population in general, not an organizational type of people, uh, but they're surely going to finally get over that hump of not doing direct action, uh, in favor of making the police stronger.
Yeah.
I love that thing that happens here where they're saying things that I'm quoted saying the exact same thing, but in a totally different direction.
Yeah.
And they just, they don't see that.
It's so funny.
Another guy was like, I don't have the comment here, but another guy was like, I think it was the top comment.
He was like, the first day I had to put on a Kevlar vest to protect me from the people I was supposed to be protecting and serving was the day I retired.
He didn't mean it like, oh this is not good for the community, this is not good for my role in this society to be pretending that I'm at war with the public.
He meant literally, oh I have to be at war with the public and that makes me sad.
Oh man, that's incredible.
And again, totally blind, this is something that is happening.
I mean, I was talking about Cerise Castle from L.A., the one who's doing all the exposés on the gang, on the L.A.
Sheriff's gangs.
Oh yeah.
Posing with her vest.
I have to wear this every day now because of the cops.
Oh yeah.
Like, that's real shit.
And they're over here thinking they're special for feeling that way.
Yeah, she had to buy that with her own fucking money.
Yeah, yeah.
So, the funniest thing to come out of this was Pat Robertson waving a gun around on the 700 Club on TV.
The evangelical televangelist preacher, Pat Robertson, the fucking, you know, cryptkeeper head of that dynasty.
Waving a Glock or a facsimile of a Glock, a rubber Glock or something around on TV, just like looking like Death himself holding a police-issued service weapon.
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If you look closely though, if you actually listen to his statements, the reason he's brandishing a gun on his Christian television program is to demonstrate the difference in weight between a Glock and a Taser and to essentially wonder out loud how anyone could mix those two up.
Um, he goes on to say something to the effect of, these police, they're not our best and brightest.
Yep.
If you can't tell the difference, my dog can tell the difference between black and yellow.
He presents a list of reasons why you shouldn't be confusing them.
It's pretty great.
It's pretty thorough.
It's funny.
Yeah, I don't have that list in front of me.
I'll take your word for it.
But it's funny, this is kind of important because it's like the 700 Club, it's him.
His only job up until he decided to do this was to say nothing or to say something along the lines of like, you know, thoughts and prayers for the family.
He should have listened.
And that's it.
But he's like, wondering out loud, like, what the fuck is happening?
This is wild.
They need to chill.
And he says, like, they need to get him together.
He says they need to get together.
And it's...
Kind of crucial.
It's interesting to hear.
Yeah, I mean, he says some dumb shit, too.
He says, like, the reason that this is happening is because they're not paid enough money, so you just get a bunch of underqualified dum-dums in there.
Despite the fact that, I don't know, the cops actually want dumb cops?
The people who are in charge of hiring want dumb cops because that's kind of how the whole thing functions.
It's how the wheels keep spinning, is when you have a force that doesn't question orders, that just blindly assaults its own citizenry.
He said one thing though that I really liked, which was that Derek Chauvin, the officer of course responsible for killing George Floyd, he said Derek Chauvin, they should put that guy under the jail.
Yeah.
Which that's probably the coolest thing I've ever heard a pastor say.
Yeah, for sure.
It was a pretty awesome soundbite.
I kind of had to play it back a couple times because he did say that they should put him under the jail.
But what's funny is he's saying it in a way that's... He shouldn't be put in a jail for the murder.
He should be put in a jail for all the hassle he's causing the cops.
Yeah, that's probably what he means.
That's totally what he means.
He says it.
He's like, this mess he's made.
Yeah.
Um, I want to just get, I was like fascinated by how the right wing was going to respond to this.
I mean, Pat Robertson has been like, you know, uh, the, the, one of the heads of the evangelical movement, you know, for a long time.
Um, like he's the guy who said, you know, being gay caused hurricane Katrina.
I believe.
He's like a psychopath.
Maybe you have to hand it to Pat Robertson on this occasion, but probably shouldn't.
He's just a piece of shit in general.
But I was very curious to see how the right wing was going to respond to this.
They mostly ignored it, didn't cover it, especially the thing about how, hey, we should kill that cop that killed George Floyd.
They didn't really talk about that much.
Bright Bart did cover his quote about how the cops are dumbasses, they're not their best and brightest or whatever.
And wouldn't you know it, the right-wing response to that is, well yeah, that's because of affirmative action.
Wow, wow, I'd love that.
I mean if we could have, you know, kept it more... if you went on like qualifications as in like, you know, genotypes, I think that's the way to go.
Uh, let me, there are some just really interesting back and forths here in the Breitbart comments section.
A lot of people also talking about how she was, she was a woman, the cop who killed Duonte Wright.
Peschino Marforio says, I have never understood why we allow women in the police force.
This is something we've covered before on this show.
On the one out of twelve occasion where it's a woman who did police violence instead of a male officer.
They are undersized, have 60% of the upper body strength of males, and only 40% of the endurance These numbers!
What?
They have to resort to, quote, taser or deadly force almost immediately.
On the other side of the argument, if they want all this equalization, then the family of DeWante Wright should just shut up.
He contributed to the cause of cultural Marxism.
Period.
The end.
So, cultural Marxism, what these people think it is, like what Jordan Peterson taught these people that it is, is that it's hiring women.
It's having women in the workplace, is cultural Marxism, right?
So, he's saying, oh, well, Duonte Wright got what he wanted.
He got women in the workplace.
And it's like, Wow.
I don't know if we know Duante Wright's political affiliation.
Is he a card-carrying member of the Marxist Socialist Cultural Postmodern Caucus?
I almost hope that there is some narrative going on around, like, conservatives where there's this stereotype where, like, black men are feminists.
That would be an interesting thing that might be happening in certain circles.
Yeah, but it's just... I don't know Duante's background.
Is he black?
No, I don't know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, he's definitely... I mean, I'm pretty sure he's black.
Yeah, so it's not, it's not, oh, uh, what they're saying is just like, oh, he's black.
So he wanted cultural Marxism or whatever.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Very funny.
Oh, he got what he wanted.
A female cop killed him.
That's what the, that's what the left wants.
And it's like, no, those are liberals.
Liberals want female cops to kill them.
More female killer cops.
Tempest replies, and Tempest, who has like a female cartoon character as I'm going to venture her avatar, says, ever gonna blame say dot dot dot dot the criminals?
Cops are under no duty to provide a comfortable way to resist arrest.
So I love this.
This is like, this is the feminist bootlicker right here.
Wow.
I hate this.
I hate this so much.
Cops are under no duty to let you- allow you to resist arrest and, you know, live to tell the tale.
Yeah, that's not their job.
Their job is not to let you go.
Listen, if you want to stay at the Comfort Inn, uh, you shouldn't have stood in front of my gun.
Yeah.
You shouldn't have done that.
You shouldn't have been- you shouldn't have existed.
I don't know why you did that.
And then Swamp Rat replied, uh, you just said, so to the original poster, you just said why women make police better, why women make better police than men.
They have to result to deadly force sooner.
Maybe the men can learn from them.
Thanks.
Whoa.
Oh, I hate this person.
That's so gross.
We could be more efficient.
Why are we, we just need to, we just need to kill people faster.
So this is the actual argument.
The argument that, like, women can't be officers or whatever, that's more fringe.
I'm not saying that, like, there's not a ton of misogyny in any workforce directed at, like, women in any workforce or whatever.
And I don't mean, like, direct misogyny.
I mean just, like, in the minds of the American male or whatever, right?
That's not the argument that people are making outside of the Breitbart comment section or whatever.
Yeah.
Right?
The argument that is being made is the argument that Tempest made here, which is, it's the criminal's fault for resisting arrest.
I don't have to provide you a way to live after resisting arrest.
Sorry, I'm all out of lives to give, right?
Swamp Rat further, like, refines the argument, which is just, we want these people to be able to shoot criminals.
Like, that's their job.
And if the women are going to do it, like you said, good.
The men can learn something from them.
That's just the argument that the right, the supporters of police, are literally making.
Yeah, if we can remove the option to just wrestle or even de-escalate, that's too many options.
We need to be efficient here.
Let's just get to the point.
Yeah, no, absolutely.
That's so mask-off type shit.
Listen, when you're in a high stress environment, like, you know, just the most stressful situations you can imagine, like walking up to a car.
You know, or like saying hi to somebody.
Like these life or death situations that I'm talking about.
You're not going to be able to process, you know, de-escalation tactics like lowering your voice or like not yelling curse words or epithets or drawing your weapon immediately.
Like you're not going to be able to make those like more complicated decisions.
And then Brian Jensen said, Like the why we have women police?
It may be desired for a woman police officer to show up in the aftermath of a rape.
So like... That's it?
That's just by itself?
Yeah, so like we need to have them, you know, so that like a rape survivor will feel comfortable or whatever.
And then I don't think I have the response, but uh...
Somebody was like, no, do not give them an inch.
Male cops are just as valid for rape victims as female cops.
Oh no.
And then the other, uh, the Raven or whoever the, uh, the female commenter was like, oh, are you saying men can't be raped?
Oh my god.
Just insane.
Insane uses of social justice and weird feminist points to continue this meat grinder.
Misogynists have this special talent of just showing their whole ass.
Every single time.
They just can't help it.
It's wild.
I just have a few, I mean it's like honestly like an incredibly fascinating comment section.
The thing about, oh it's police departments today are more interested in hiring for race and gender than hiring the best.
Somebody was like, the only people signing up for the police are the blue-haired tattoo gender studies, like, whatever, you know?
Which is just A, you know, not factually accurate, I don't believe.
And then B, like, this woman was a fucking 26-year veteran of the police force.
She was, like, head of the union at some point.
Head of her union at some point.
Like, she's not...
An affirmative, a new affirmative action hire or whatever.
You know, that was one of the things that showed the power of these police unions and all this stuff was that, yeah, her name got out.
But I mean, I fell victim to it.
The picture that was going around was from 20 years ago.
And so we didn't even know what she actually looked like for a couple of days.
And that's powerful.
That's some gears turning.
That woman got to walk around town for a while.
Without people realizing who she was, you know?
And even then, she's gonna have, like, actual police protection once people do know who she is.
She's not gonna have, like, oh yeah, we'll give you police protection, sure, you know?
God, these responses were fucking crazy.
This person said, Woke Robertson, so Woke Pat Robertson knows which way the cultural wind is blowing.
Always has.
Which, fair.
I mean, it could be a totally cynical move, you know, to, like,
uh try and head the public opinion head off the public opinion which is shifting against police which again to me is this like almost a positive thing if if they really think like oh man these cops are fucking up so bad we can we can we maybe got to pivot a little bit that's like that if it's becoming that apparent to even them that's like good to me totally um america needs more conservatives like robertson to be conservative instead of bigoted
Active anti-racism is actually a highly conservative, quote, orderly, protective, respectful society kind of idea.
Liberals happen to like it too, in part for demographic reasons.
It's coincidental they like it.
Yeah, they just like it because they want the votes.
Conservatives should like it because it's our principles to want an orderly, protective, respectful society as if those aren't the arguments used to like over police communities.
Yep.
Yep.
Law and order.
Verbatim.
We need to protect our public.
We need to protect our women.
You know?
Yep.
Respectful society.
We need to enforce a level of respect.
This guy talks about how women officers are no good and he knows because he watches aircraft crash events on YouTube and it is eye-opening regarding pilot skills or lack thereof.
What?
Is that a thing?
Is there, like, montages of women crashing planes?
Why are you watching videos of people crashing planes, you fucking weirdo?
Women crashing their planes.
Online.
Yeah.
The algorithm, he just, you know, plane crashes.
Cabin footage plane crash.
And saw one that was like, uh, woman, woman plane crash.
And then started seeing these montages, you know, just, just chicks crashing planes.
Yeah.
That's my next, uh, my next novelty Twitter account is going to be, uh, just women, women posting their plane crashes online.
Women not posting their L's and by L's, I mean landings.
This one was probably the most mind-bending one, or no, it's just interesting.
There are problems that should have been addressed long ago.
However, if not for the skin color of both of the individuals Pat mentioned, nothing would have ever been said.
To me it isn't poor police work that they are all concerned about, it is that we have an untouchable group that must be pandered to.
Imagine seeing a certain group of people getting murdered and assaulted and harassed at exponential rates and thinking, these cops are just pandering to them.
have to side with the cops even when they aren't the finest.
Imagine seeing a certain group of people getting murdered and assaulted and harassed at like exponential rates and thinking these cops are just pandering to them.
Society is just pandering to them.
What is life, what is the world like for us when they're not pandering to us?
I don't even want to imagine.
I think what he means by pandering is like the BLM publicity in the aftermath.
Oh, that's totally what he's saying.
He means that, but he is acknowledging that cops are doing bad things, but because black people are being loud about it, I can't side with them.
I have to side with the police.
and it's the police issues need to be addressed but riots just give cover to poor police work that's the worst thing about about these police killings is that they start riots honestly that's the worst thing because then we can't even focus on the bad police we got to focus on the riot because that's that's like what i'm seeing on Breitbart you know and i love how that's the logic they're applying to this when
The only thing that riots and this thing have in common is that this thing sometimes results in people expressing themselves on the street.
There was nothing related to an action or a protest in regards to this murder or these two very topical murders right now.
There was nothing related to actions or politics.
They were just existing.
And he's kind of saying, well you know, you shouldn't have been on that team basically.
Your team sucks.
Well he's saying, it's once again, you have to not react.
This is like a metaphysical representation of the police-civilian encounter.
Yeah.
Which is, cops get to do whatever the fuck they want to you.
You are not allowed to react.
If you react, that's going to cause that cop to fear for his life, or her life, and they're going to kill you.
And they will be justified, because you shouldn't have made them fear for their life.
This is that same argument on a macro scale, which is cops are allowed to murder somebody in that scenario, and us, as we as a community, are not allowed to react to it.
Because if we react to it, it retroactively justifies the killing.
And now I can't be mad about- You have to break the cycle!
Now I can't be mad at the killing anymore, because I'm more mad about, oh, there's the leftists, and there's black people in the streets.
It's too distracting.
It's distracting me from the issue that I would totally care about otherwise.
I wish there was an actual ticker these people were aware of of all the homicides that cops, you know, cops killing civilians that don't get their own protest.
Yeah.
Because there's hundreds of If they were aware of that, maybe they would see the math isn't quite there with you, man.
If you're asking us to let a couple slide and not burn a building for that one, it's happened time and time again.
Last comment here, one of the more fun ones.
It's still very confusing.
Evicted Cannibal says religious organizations in the U.S.S.A.
Which stands for, I believe, United Socialist States of America.
Wait, what was their username again?
Evicted Cannibal.
Evicted?
Like kicked out of their house?
Yeah, for cannibalism.
So it was probably like, you know, they ate a little bit of their sister or something.
And this is where we gotta get rid of landlords, people.
Religious organizations in the U.S.S.A.
have to be communist compliant to keep their 501c3 tax-exempt status.
It's that thing we all know about evangelical preachers towing the communist line.
Yep, in order for that little tax loophole to go, you gotta get that Soros butter on there, you know?
And I love how they're not even like Oh, yeah, evangelicals aren't allowed to come out and defend cops or whatever because they're not allowed to be political because of their 501c3 tax-exempt status.
You're not allowed to, like, you know, influence politics.
Wink wink, right?
Yeah.
No, he's saying you have to be a leftist in order to keep your tax-exempt status.
That's the way it works.
It's the way it's always worked, and it sucks.
And it's why there's occasionally a Democrat in office.
Yeah, every once in a while it happens.
It's part of the deal they've made.
I love, yeah, that's, I mean, I don't like, like when, uh, when Pat Robertson was being homophobic, like he was challenging, or he was channeling that meme about Che Guevara being homophobic.
Yep, that makes sense.
That's why he was doing it.
It was big ups to Che.
I'm trying to think of how else we've seen Pat Robertson be leftist, be a communist, you know?
Oh, when he's talking about how everybody in the church has to give their money to him?
It's communism.
Yep, that's communism.
That's true.
Redistributing, you know?
Yeah, pooling resources at the top.
Yeah.
100% communist.
He talks a lot about that Jesus guy.
That guy was a socialist.
I've seen the meme that Jesus was a socialist.
Yeah, so let's try to get that law revoked, folks.
Let's try to get that tax exemption revoked so we can finally rid ourselves of this communist specter in our churches.
Yeah, so we can keep it real.
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