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March 27, 2021 - Minion Death Cult

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Godd_amn liberal f_cks. Probably driving around in Hyundais (clip)

This week a Southwest airline pilot gets caught on a hot mic doing ironic anti-white racism, and we try to get him fired. Also, two listeners air their grievances with the show in the itunes review section. Plus: a six year-old boy is arrested and sent to court for "damage to real property" for picking a flower, and commenters ask, "were his parents gay?" Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

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	2-1-1-4-3 is ready to go.
	Yeah, fucks the spice.
	Goddamn liberal fucks.
	There's probably like eight guns out here somewhere.
	That's it.
	Fuck.
	Fuckin' weirdos.
	Probably dodgin' around in that fuckin' Hyundai.
	Fuck it.
	Fuck it.
	Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
	Lord, shit.
	That goes slow as fuck.
	And that's calling on tower, that's 1-2-4-1-0 on Mike.
	You don't have balls unless you're fucking rolling coal, man.
	God damn it.
	The liberals are destroying California, and conservative humor gone awry...
	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist-fornia today.
	So stay tuned, we're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
	It's not beautiful when you go across that border.
	Stay tuned guys I'm Alexander Edward and And I'm Tony Boswell.
	We're Minion Death Cult.
	The world is ending.
	Fucking Hyundai's fucking lowered.
	Lowered.
	Shit.
	Slow driving.
	Going slow as fuck are responsible.
	We're documenting it.
	What's up everybody?
	This is your patron episode.
	Thank you so much for supporting the show.
	We love you folks for doing so.
	That was apparently audio from a Southwest Airlines pilot that was leaving the Bay Area Okay.
	Very mad about the Bay Area.
	Has some interesting opinions about the Bay Area.
	Actually, that really makes it all... If there's lowered Hyundais driving slow anywhere, it's the Bay Area.
	I don't know if I've ever heard that stereotype about liberals and their lowered Hyundais going slow as fuck.
	It's funny that he got that stereotype, but didn't get anything else that might come with it.
	Like, low-word Honda is driving slow as fuck.
	Like, he says there's no guns.
	There's only 8 guns?
	What was that?
	There's only 8 guns out there?
	They said probably only 8 guns out here.
	Yeah.
	Like, insane people.
	They only have 8 guns in the whole area.
	Hey, and if anybody asks, there are only 8 guns in the Bay Area.
	Yeah.
	Don't go looking for them.
	You're not going to find them.
	This person sounds like a character from an Odd Future skit.
	Remember those Odd Future YouTube skits?
	How is that last line not somebody making fun of the original person?
	This sounds like an MDC bit.
	It sounds like somebody doing... I mean, I probably wouldn't put a southern accent on it if I was doing this bit.
	But other than that, it sounds like a Minion Death Cult bit.
	Yeah, we wouldn't do the accent because we don't want to, you know, play that card.
	We know that it's not just flyover states, folks.
	He says, uh, you don't have balls unless you're fucking Roland Cole, man.
	And then he says, god damn it.
	He's just so mad.
	So mad about the liberals and their lowered Hyundais.
	Do you think that this dude flexes on other people that roll coal?
	It's like, oh you think that burns gas?
	I fly a fucking plane.
	I fly a commercial aircraft.
	These things, like honestly, you need to drive for five years to do what I do in a half hour.
	He's all, hey, hey, come here, come, come check it out.
	I probably shouldn't be showing you this, but come look at this.
	And he like opens up the like bottom hatch of the plane and there's two fucking stove pipes that are just so black.
	They're like, like the whole compartment is just like coated in carbon.
	You're just like, yeah, that's right.
	Oh, you think you're rolling call?
	You think that you're making an impact?
	Go ahead and drive your car into a building and see what it does.
	See what a plane does?
	Yeah, so I don't know if that's... it sounds like he was doing a bit, kind of.
	It sounds like he was doing a bit and he got caught on a hot mic and that's not fair.
	He was doing ironic anti-liberalism.
	That's what he leans into in the end, I think.
	He's probably still a liberal, so still deserves to be fired, in my mind, for being a liberal.
	Putting that Southern accent on the bit he was doing is pretty classist.
	Hot Mike's getting everyone in trouble lately.
	The NHL official lost his job with a Hot Mike.
	Speaking of Hot Mikes and getting people into trouble, I have a couple reviews of the show here, Tony.
	Of our show.
	Oh yeah, I love hearing people talk about how much they like us.
	No, so it turns out somebody heard you say the N-word on the mic, and they're trying to get you fired.
	And believe me, I would.
	I would fire.

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