Minion Death Cult - Godd_amn liberal f_cks. Probably driving around in Hyundais (clip)
Aired: 2021-03-27
Duration: 05:24


=== Going Slow As Fuck (05:18) ===

[00:00:01]  2-1-1-4-3 is ready to go.
[00:00:05]  Yeah, fucks the spice.
[00:00:06]  Goddamn liberal fucks.
[00:00:07]  There's probably like eight guns out here somewhere.
[00:00:13]  That's it.
[00:00:17]  Fuck.
[00:00:19]  Fuckin' weirdos.
[00:00:19]  Probably dodgin' around in that fuckin' Hyundai.
[00:00:23]  Fuck it.
[00:00:24]  Fuck it.
[00:00:24]  Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
[00:00:26]  Lord, shit.
[00:00:27]  That goes slow as fuck.
[00:00:31]  And that's calling on tower, that's 1-2-4-1-0 on Mike.
[00:00:35]  You don't have balls unless you're fucking rolling coal, man.
[00:00:38]  God damn it.
[00:00:47]  The liberals are destroying California, and conservative humor gone awry...
[00:00:53]  Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist-fornia today.
[00:00:57]  So stay tuned, we're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
[00:01:04]  It's not beautiful when you go across that border.
[00:01:06]  Stay tuned guys I'm Alexander Edward and And I'm Tony Boswell.
[00:01:26]  We're Minion Death Cult.
[00:01:28]  The world is ending.
[00:01:31]  Fucking Hyundai's fucking lowered.
[00:01:33]  Lowered.
[00:01:34]  Shit.
[00:01:34]  Slow driving.
[00:01:35]  Going slow as fuck are responsible.
[00:01:38]  We're documenting it.
[00:01:41]  What's up everybody?
[00:01:41]  This is your patron episode.
[00:01:43]  Thank you so much for supporting the show.
[00:01:46]  We love you folks for doing so.
[00:01:48]  That was apparently audio from a Southwest Airlines pilot that was leaving the Bay Area Okay.
[00:01:58]  Very mad about the Bay Area.
[00:02:00]  Has some interesting opinions about the Bay Area.
[00:02:03]  Actually, that really makes it all... If there's lowered Hyundais driving slow anywhere, it's the Bay Area.
[00:02:11]  I don't know if I've ever heard that stereotype about liberals and their lowered Hyundais going slow as fuck.
[00:02:20]  It's funny that he got that stereotype, but didn't get anything else that might come with it.
[00:02:24]  Like, low-word Honda is driving slow as fuck.
[00:02:27]  Like, he says there's no guns.
[00:02:28]  There's only 8 guns?
[00:02:29]  What was that?
[00:02:30]  There's only 8 guns out there?
[00:02:31]  They said probably only 8 guns out here.
[00:02:33]  Yeah.
[00:02:34]  Like, insane people.
[00:02:36]  They only have 8 guns in the whole area.
[00:02:40]  Hey, and if anybody asks, there are only 8 guns in the Bay Area.
[00:02:44]  Yeah.
[00:02:45]  Don't go looking for them.
[00:02:46]  You're not going to find them.
[00:02:48]  This person sounds like a character from an Odd Future skit.
[00:02:52]  Remember those Odd Future YouTube skits?
[00:02:58]  How is that last line not somebody making fun of the original person?
[00:03:02]  This sounds like an MDC bit.
[00:03:04]  It sounds like somebody doing... I mean, I probably wouldn't put a southern accent on it if I was doing this bit.
[00:03:12]  But other than that, it sounds like a Minion Death Cult bit.
[00:03:15]  Yeah, we wouldn't do the accent because we don't want to, you know, play that card.
[00:03:20]  We know that it's not just flyover states, folks.
[00:03:23]  He says, uh, you don't have balls unless you're fucking Roland Cole, man.
[00:03:28]  And then he says, god damn it.
[00:03:31]  He's just so mad.
[00:03:32]  So mad about the liberals and their lowered Hyundais.
[00:03:37]  Do you think that this dude flexes on other people that roll coal?
[00:03:40]  It's like, oh you think that burns gas?
[00:03:42]  I fly a fucking plane.
[00:03:44]  I fly a commercial aircraft.
[00:03:47]  These things, like honestly, you need to drive for five years to do what I do in a half hour.
[00:03:52]  He's all, hey, hey, come here, come, come check it out.
[00:03:55]  I probably shouldn't be showing you this, but come look at this.
[00:03:58]  And he like opens up the like bottom hatch of the plane and there's two fucking stove pipes that are just so black.
[00:04:06]  They're like, like the whole compartment is just like coated in carbon.
[00:04:12]  You're just like, yeah, that's right.
[00:04:14]  Oh, you think you're rolling call?
[00:04:15]  You think that you're making an impact?
[00:04:17]  Go ahead and drive your car into a building and see what it does.
[00:04:19]  See what a plane does?
[00:04:25]  Yeah, so I don't know if that's... it sounds like he was doing a bit, kind of.
[00:04:29]  It sounds like he was doing a bit and he got caught on a hot mic and that's not fair.
[00:04:35]  He was doing ironic anti-liberalism.
[00:04:40]  That's what he leans into in the end, I think.
[00:04:42]  He's probably still a liberal, so still deserves to be fired, in my mind, for being a liberal.
[00:04:49]  Putting that Southern accent on the bit he was doing is pretty classist.
[00:04:54]  Hot Mike's getting everyone in trouble lately.
[00:04:55]  The NHL official lost his job with a Hot Mike.
[00:05:01]  Speaking of Hot Mikes and getting people into trouble, I have a couple reviews of the show here, Tony.

=== Would Fire (00:20) ===

[00:05:07]  Of our show.
[00:05:10]  Oh yeah, I love hearing people talk about how much they like us.
[00:05:13]  No, so it turns out somebody heard you say the N-word on the mic, and they're trying to get you fired.
[00:05:22]  And believe me, I would.
[00:05:24]  I would fire.