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Aug. 29, 2019 - Minion Death Cult
03:14
That's b s it ain't chichrn (Clip)
# veganism vegan chicken thanos beyond meat biscuits consumer activism food choices hypebeast joseph anthony dodson kfc luki banura mashed potatoes plant based diets salad bars

Hypebeast user Luki Banura critiques KFC's vegan chicken, arguing that demanding meat at salad bars counters veganism while asserting vegetarians cannot eat meat without illness. The host counters that vegan options remain a simple choice for everyone, questioning if KFC will veganize buttery mashed potatoes or biscuits. Meanwhile, Joseph Anthony Dodson is jokingly likened to Thanos due to his purple head and creases, leading to a proposal to replace "mama" with "Beyond Yo Mama." Ultimately, the segment highlights the absurdity of internet food debates and playful cultural commentary surrounding fast-food adaptations. [Automatically generated summary]

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Demanding Meat at Salads 00:02:26
This next comment is from the Hypebeast comment section.
So I guess Hypebeast has an opinion about KFC vegan chicken.
Oh yeah.
Luki Banura says, The vegans are going too far now.
We should counter this by matching into a salad bar and demanding meat.
Is that what vegans are doing everywhere else?
So we should go to one of those salad bar restaurants, you know, and demand that they serve us meat.
At the salad bar restaurant.
If you want a salad from a restaurant and you want it to be vegan, you have to find some salad that has chicken on it and ask for no chicken on it.
No bacon on it, no fucking cheese and dressing on it.
And like, this is the thing too, I hate, people feel like People feel like it's being forced down their throats, right?
But it's not.
It's just another option, right?
And the thing about vegan food is, vegan food is a two-way street where meat's not.
Everyone can eat vegan food.
Where I will not eat meat.
You'd rather die.
And like, not only that, but I mean, at this point I'm pretty sure I would become pretty ill.
Like I would have a shitty day the next day.
But it's like, yo, Lukey, you're gonna be fine if you come eat this.
Like, it's not gonna hurt ya.
It's literally not gonna hurt ya.
But yeah, I love this, like, as if vegans were demanding food from KFC.
Yeah, I never even thought that was not a thought in my mind.
I'm like, there's no way that's ever going to happen.
Imagine watching a die-in protest at a KFC and thinking, damn, they really want that vegan chicken, huh?
Just protesting the lack of vegan options at this place.
What I'm wondering is, are they going to change the mashed potatoes?
Are the mashed potatoes going to be vegan now, too?
Do they have meat in the mashed potatoes?
There's butter in them, I'm sure.
I would hope so.
Is margarine vegan?
Are they gonna change?
Are they gonna give us a biscuit option?
His Head Looks Massive 00:01:02
Who knows, man.
You know?
I don't have those answers.
I'm just the moderator here.
Calm down, calm down.
You know, like, it's not a big deal.
I just need to get some fucking nuggets on the low.
Okay, this next one's yours, Tony.
Joseph Anthony Dodson, who looks just like Thanos?
Like, that's what his head looks like?
Purple, got the creases in it.
Yeah.
His head looks like one of those rollers you use to work out your abs.
I know exactly what you mean, yeah.
His head looks like the barrel that a barrel of monkeys comes with.
It's just fucking massive.
It's massive.
Does it have a signature on there too?
Anyways, I think it says love something.
Yeah, it's got a little frame on there that says love.
And so Joseph Anthony Dodson, bringing some real heat here, says, how about we replace your mama and call it a Beyond Yo Mama?
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