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Aug. 29, 2019 - Minion Death Cult
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| This next comment is from the Hypebeast comment section. | |
| So I guess Hypebeast has an opinion about KFC vegan chicken. | |
| Oh yeah. | |
| Luki Banura says, The vegans are going too far now. | |
| We should counter this by matching into a salad bar and demanding meat. | |
| Is that what vegans are doing everywhere else? | |
| So we should go to one of those salad bar restaurants, you know, and demand that they serve us meat. | |
| At the salad bar restaurant. | |
| If you want a salad from a restaurant and you want it to be vegan, you have to find some salad that has chicken on it and ask for no chicken on it. | |
| No bacon on it, no fucking cheese and dressing on it. | |
| And like, this is the thing too, I hate, people feel like People feel like it's being forced down their throats, right? | |
| But it's not. | |
| It's just another option, right? | |
| And the thing about vegan food is, vegan food is a two-way street where meat's not. | |
| Everyone can eat vegan food. | |
| Where I will not eat meat. | |
| You'd rather die. | |
| And like, not only that, but I mean, at this point I'm pretty sure I would become pretty ill. | |
| Like I would have a shitty day the next day. | |
| But it's like, yo, Lukey, you're gonna be fine if you come eat this. | |
| Like, it's not gonna hurt ya. | |
| It's literally not gonna hurt ya. | |
| But yeah, I love this, like, as if vegans were demanding food from KFC. | |
| Yeah, I never even thought that was not a thought in my mind. | |
| I'm like, there's no way that's ever going to happen. | |
| Imagine watching a die-in protest at a KFC and thinking, damn, they really want that vegan chicken, huh? | |
| Just protesting the lack of vegan options at this place. | |
| What I'm wondering is, are they going to change the mashed potatoes? | |
| Are the mashed potatoes going to be vegan now, too? | |
| Do they have meat in the mashed potatoes? | |
| There's butter in them, I'm sure. | |
| I would hope so. | |
| Is margarine vegan? | |
| Are they gonna change? | |
| Are they gonna give us a biscuit option? | |
| Who knows, man. | |
| You know? | |
| I don't have those answers. | |
| I'm just the moderator here. | |
| Calm down, calm down. | |
| You know, like, it's not a big deal. | |
| I just need to get some fucking nuggets on the low. | |
| Okay, this next one's yours, Tony. | |
| Joseph Anthony Dodson, who looks just like Thanos? | |
| Like, that's what his head looks like? | |
| Purple, got the creases in it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| His head looks like one of those rollers you use to work out your abs. | |
| I know exactly what you mean, yeah. | |
| His head looks like the barrel that a barrel of monkeys comes with. | |
| It's just fucking massive. | |
| It's massive. | |
| Does it have a signature on there too? | |
| Anyways, I think it says love something. | |
| Yeah, it's got a little frame on there that says love. | |
| And so Joseph Anthony Dodson, bringing some real heat here, says, how about we replace your mama and call it a Beyond Yo Mama? |
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