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Aug. 26, 2019 - Minion Death Cult
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So.....I can't send dick pics to my wife?

This week we cover socialist propaganda in the classroom such as a poster that reads "I am woman, hear me vote" and Texas outlaws unsolicited dick pics, which we're of course very angry about. Listen to our episode of Kino Lefter this Wednesday where we laugh about Angel Has Fallen Support the show, get weekly bonus episodes, and a chance at winning a coveted Minion Death Coozie at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Music: Jay Som - Superbike

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The liberals are destroying California, and conservative humor gone awry... Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascistphonia today, so stay tuned.
We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
It's not beautiful when you go across that border.
Stay tuned guys.
We'll show you exactly what it looks like when people are going to get you.
Oh, they're in Boston.
Stay tuned.
I'm Alexander Edward.
And I'm Tony Boswell.
And we are Minion Death Cult.
The world is ending.
Big government banning dick pics is responsible.
We're documenting it.
What's up, everybody?
Welcome to the show.
Thanks for joining us.
So we just got through recording a wonderful episode of Kino Lefter, a leftist movie podcast that analyzes movies of all kinds, but we focused on the threequel, Angel Has Fallen.
This is in the, what, White House's Fallen series?
What's the name of this fucking series?
I don't know what it's called.
I don't know what the series is called, but yeah.
The Fallen series.
The Fallen franchise.
It's all about a secret service agent protecting the president.
It's the best secret service agent and the best president.
And it was a wonderful episode.
We had a lot of fun.
I believe that's coming out Wednesday.
Kino Laughter, K-I-N-O Laughter podcast.
Had a lot of fun with those folks analyzing a very bonkers movie with a lot of interesting real world Analogues.
A lot of Russia talk, a lot of fake news talk, and just a fun kind of action blockbuster.
So check that out.
Yeah, it was a good time.
Kino left her later this week.
gave me such a happening in my pants that I wanted to document it.
Maybe with a picture, but I'm happy I didn't take a picture of what was going on in my nethers.
I was wondering where you were going.
Because I might be tempted to send it to somebody.
Somebody in Texas.
Somebody in Texas.
Yeah.
Don't want to do that.
Not anymore.
Mostly because you shouldn't send your exes those kinds of things.
Yeah, that's where they all live.
You get it?
That's where they all are.
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Okay.
So, uh, our first topic of the night is a post from a man named Wes Theobald.
And Wes Theobald writes, So, the social studies teacher has these all over the wall in her 6th grade class at Beaufort Middle School.
Since when has it become acceptable to let teachers put this kind of stuff up in their classroom?
I thought a teacher's job was to teach the youth of our country, and not force their own personal views on our children.
Um, so he's referring to posters that he noticed were hung up in his child's classroom.
And to be fair, you know, the, the posters were a bit edgy for middle school.
Like I think one of them had like a, like a big dog character on it and said, uh, listen up, bud, America deserved 9-11.
I think another one, another poster that I could see said, uh, who needs gender-neutral bathrooms when confederate monuments already exist?
So, a bit controversial.
I still think Wes is overreacting.
Yeah, just a little, just a little heavy.
Wes goes on to say, I can only imagine what comes out of her mouth during the day in front of these kids.
Do we as parents have to start sending our kids to class with body cams on so that we can monitor what our children are being spoon-fed?
Angry face, angry face.
Please feel free to share!
And feel free, people did.
This had hundreds of shares and 2.1 thousand reacts, 129 comments, a bit viral. - And just real quick, you don't need a body cam to monitor what your kids are learning in school.
You could just, you know, be an attentive parent and, you know, pay attention to their assignments.
Maybe read the assigning reading.
Maybe have a conversation with the teachers.
I don't know.
Parent shit.
No, please make your child wear a body cam to school so they'll hate you even more than they already do.
Yeah, no I did that recently because Penny has, she has yoga now in her kindergarten class every Thursday and turns out like they're just totally, it's an abomination of what I know is yoga.
They don't do like down dog, they do like puppy posture and it's like, it's bullshit.
So I'm happy we're going to get real footage of this to use in court.
I think it's offensive that you can't pray to God in schools but you can pray to Moloch.
With body positions, apparently?
It's crazy.
They're just limbering up these kids so they fit into the big owl furnace better.
Um, yeah, no.
Make your kid wear a body cam to school so, uh, whenever she goes into, like, I don't know, the bathroom, all the kids can say, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!
Yeah, absolutely.
And that way your kids only get picked on, like, from behind?
Only sucker punches, that's it.
Yeah, I mean that's traditionally where the kick me sign goes, so... Not much has changed since our day.
We have no evidence of the kick me sign.
It was not captured on camera.
We just could hear the audio of the kicks.
Yeah, and the camera was just swinging wildly in a semicircle left and right trying to capture the kick me sign on camera, but you could not see it.
And we're just spinning in circles forever like a dog chasing their tail?
Yeah.
You can hear the paper rustling, but who knows what was written on the paper, you know?
Thanks, Geezy.
So, no, these weren't, uh, these weren't, like, leftist posters about the death of David Koch.
They were posters put up in the classroom that say things like, Black girls matter and protect trans youth.
What's another one here?
I am woman, watch me vote.
We like chuckle at because they're great.
I think they're important and they're good and kids need this and it's better than Not reading is for suckers.
Like, it's better than that Mr. T poster.
But still, they're very accessible, they're very... It's milquetoast.
Yeah, it's very milquetoast, yeah.
They're good.
Like, they're good to have in a 6th grade classroom, but it's nothing like, you know, fuck your cop cousin or anything like that.
Yeah.
I just love the idea of seeing a poster that says, uh, and nevertheless she persisted and just losing your absolute mind.
Yeah.
I want to meet the teacher, the parent that brought in the, um, oh no, I know, it's just, I just want it balanced in your classroom, so I brought you a White Girls Matter poster.
Yeah.
Ma'am, these kids can't even drink rosé yet.
Why are you bringing me this?
I love the one that says, Stop Child Labor.
Yeah!
Because it's, for some reason, it's in the Tribe Called Quest font.
Oh man, I made a really weird connection, because we have a comic book shop here called Shop Called Quest.
So I was like, oh, that's natural.
What are you talking about?
Of course.
And Shop Called Quest is an homage to the group.
I just did it in my mind without even thinking.
It's weird.
But yeah, that is kind of tight.
Well, because it looks like that.
It's Stop Child Labor, and the stop child looks like Shop Called.
That's a very good joke if you live in Redlands, California.
Hey, or LA, or Pomona.
Wow, didn't mean to undersell Shop Called Quest.
Sorry about that.
Hey, you gotta support your independent comic book shops!
I sounded way cooler to people right now than I really am.
Yeah, those independent comic book shops that have five locations.
Three!
Well, it was funnier that I said five.
Yeah, another one of these posters is like, it isn't like, it reads, Immigrants and Refugees are Welcome Here.
And this guy is like, well, what about the other point of view?
What about the other side to this?
I'm sorry, I thought we had a direct line to ice in this classroom.
I didn't realize we were... I don't support this.
Yeah, you have to teach both sides of the argument, such as immigrants are raping us and spread disease.
You have to be fair and balanced in your classroom.
Yeah, so this post, like I said, went a little viral.
This guy was like yelling about it or whatever.
Raymond Barnard says... And so these are all comments from people on this dude's friends list.
Because the post was public insofar as you could see it, but nobody else could comment on it.
Raymond says, it's true, children are exposed to different views every day.
Cause one of the guy's friends on Facebook was like, uh, it's not that big of a deal.
Like if you're a kid, you see all kinds of stuff and this stuff isn't that bad anyway.
And Raymond is replying to that person.
It's true.
Children are exposed to different views every day.
However, it's not a teacher's job to indoctrinate for any side.
You don't want to, you don't want to put your thumb on the scale in favor of women's suffrage.
Let them grow up unbiased, thinking, hey, maybe women voting isn't good.
Who knows?
I mean, I like to teach a firm, stay in that day.
You know, I think you should take the time off to vote to just go home and do some more cleaning.
Yeah.
National holiday for housework on November 6th.
Their job, or 8th, whatever it is, their job is to teach a specific subject.
No matter the views.
Their job is not to try and push their personal political views on very impressionable 6th grade children.
What does anything in the pictures have to do with 6th grade social studies?
Literally everything.
Like that's that's all you learn in sixth grade.
It's a very like broad spectrum of like, hey, like, you know, we let people vote now.
Like everyone, every American can vote now.
I don't know if you knew that, but it doesn't matter where you come from, what gender you are, you know, what color you are.
If you're an American citizen, you can vote.
That is the basis of sixth grade social studies.
There's like some nuance of equality, some idea of that.
Yeah, I mean, they should be fucking happy that this classroom is promoting the idea that women have the right to vote instead of, I don't know, putting up posters of photographs from the Jim Crow era.
Or putting up posters of, like, Japanese internment camps.
There's a lot of stuff they could be learning in social studies.
I think you should, I don't know, take the please vote poster and live with it.
Consider it a win.
Yeah, be cool with that.
Jordan Iverson says, I would... You would think that Jordan Iverson, with that Oh man, so I was going to make just an Allen Iverson joke here, but I didn't realize their name was Jordan Iverson.
Sorry, you'd think they'd have the answer here, but I don't want to undercut Michael here.
Just want to big up Allen.
Jordan Iverson.
The answer is Allen Iverson's nickname.
What?
The answer to what?
The answer.
To everything.
Oh, the answer is, this is a real who's on third base, who's on first conversation here.
The answer to the question practice?
Alan Iverson is the answer to the question.
Practice?
Got it.
We're talking about practice?
I would deaf tell your kids to lean left on their papers for a better grade.
Eyeballs emoji, eyeballs emoji.
My daughter learned that in high school.
Tell the others.
I love this so much.
I like to imagine like her like daughter being like you know bringing home like a I don't know.
A woman partner.
No, mom.
No, no, no.
It's cool.
We're just trying to get a better grade.
Yeah, it's just extra credit.
Like, it's fine.
Don't worry about it.
No, mom.
I have to go to this protest.
I know that we don't want them in our cities.
I know that we need to get them out of here.
But if I go, I get extra credit and I can go to that school you want me to go to.
I love it, yeah.
I like to think she found communist memes on her daughter's phone and confronted her, and her daughter was like, oh, I have to pretend to be a libtard commie in order to pass my English class.
The best part is, there is some young meme master out there right now who is doing exactly that.
No, Mom, it's cool.
Like, this is a PSYOP.
It's fine.
Yeah.
Mom, you know I'm gonna be there at the Range for Bible Study later on.
Yeah, I know.
Like, you know I'm gonna be there.
I'm doing a scientific experiment to see what it's like to be a fucking idiot.
That's my project.
Yeah.
I'm only firebombing ICE facilities to fulfill my extracurriculars.
Yeah.
This is gonna look great on my application mom, don't worry.
And I also like to think, just projecting this out, like somebody reads this and hasn't had this conversation with their kid, but somebody reads this comment and they're like, huh, James is doing really well in high school, what's that about?
Do I need to have a talk with him?
Like it's automatically suspect that he's acing his classes.
Hey, um, so none of your teachers had told me about how you were outraged at how we needed to prevent, like, preserve, uh, Western culture.
I don't... Are you doing okay?
Do you want to talk?
I haven't gotten any notes from the principal in, like, two years.
Are you even caring at school?
I feel like at some point we should have had a phone call.
Yeah, um, what it... the... the referrals for harassing people in the bathrooms have really dried up, Jason.
Is there something we need to talk about?
What's going on?
Phyllis Stanley says, My comment about the Statue of Liberty was deleted.
I'm sure I will be in Facebook jail tomorrow.
So, really quickly, I didn't know what this was about, because there's like 8 posters, 8 to 12 posters in the post, and so I hadn't seen what this person is talking about.
Let me just keep reading.
I simply said that the statute was a gift and needed to be respected as such.
My other two comments were not deleted.
Oh well.
Facebook has put me in timeout before.
I blocked that Britney girl.
In my opinion, she made it about race.
I didn't.
And then Tina replies, my husband's comment about the Statue of Liberty was deleted too.
So Britney's like a French girl, right?
Like Britney's just mad because you're talking about the Statue of Liberty?
Yeah, so I was like, uh, what's going on with the Statue of Liberty?
That seems weird.
If somebody's just innocently respecting the Statue of Liberty, why would that comment be deleted unless, like we've denied many times on this podcast, Facebook is a leftist organization bent on suppressing right-wing thought.
And so I scrolled back up and looked over the posters again, and there's a poster of the Statue of Liberty in a hijab.
Yeah, yeah.
And so it becomes a little clearer why your comment was deleted from Facebook and why you were banned for simply respecting the Statue of Liberty.
We're like the one group of people that are like, oh, why did they delete it?
I really wanted to see that one.
Well, this would have been great content.
What did they say?
Did anyone get a screenshot?
Really, though.
And it's crazy to me because I've reported so many comments that are vile about Muslims and women and hijabs and they don't get deleted.
What I can tell you is that it was worse than The Statue of Liberty looks like a Muslim.
Time for a civil war.
Yeah.
Whatever they said is worse than that.
Because we've read exactly that.
That gets right by.
Yeah.
No problem with that one.
Um.
Yeah.
I love that.
I was just... I was just doing respect to the Statue of Liberty.
Yeah.
That's all I was doing.
Um.
How do you read this name?
Low-ee-ess?
Oh, I don't know.
Louise?
Is that Louise?
Did she misspell Louise?
I think that might be Louise.
She either misspelled Louise or Lois.
I don't know.
Yeah, that might be Lois.
Yeah, Lois.
Lois Loyala says, So, okay, I should specify, uh, this post went viral because it got shared into a bunch of leftist Facebook groups.
So, when I said it had, you know, 4,000 reacts, or 2,000 reacts, the top react is a laugh react.
Yeah.
The second react is a love react and the third react is an angry react.
So, Loes Loyola says, I wonder if they realize, because like people were, you know, reacting all through this thread.
Leftists were laugh reacting every comment.
I wonder if they realize the more you get shared and reacted to, the more hits you get on your profile.
You could go viral and Facebook would have to start paying you.
Hey, have you thought about, like, leaning into this?
You might get paid, bro.
Like... That's so good.
Yelling at me to shut the fuck up only makes me richer.
Yeah.
Is this... Is this why they think they're being targeted?
Because they haven't, like, made any money sharing that photo of Melania?
That's exactly what it is.
You have to like, wait, something's up here.
Like we should have been balling out of control by now.
My posts in President Trump 2020, 2024, 2028, and 2032 always do so well.
Where's my check?
Just waiting, just tapping their foot by the mailbox.
They're at the same place as those Soros checks.
Okay, folks.
And then finally, Gary Lang Jr.
says, I can see who are terrorists laughing at my comment.
That's a fucking great comment.
You know when you laugh at my comment, I can see you, terrorist.
They're so stupid, just openly being terrorists on Facebook.
Doesn't Gary know that terrorists want to be notarized, like noted for what they do?
Yeah, don't give them any attention.
I mean, he only knows me because I did a laugh comment and then I sent him my manifesto.
I love this, like, because Gary had a comment about the Statue of Liberty and how he was offended about the Statue of Liberty, but I think he just didn't say the word Muslim in it, so it didn't get flagged or it didn't get mass reported, because I think that's probably how the other Statue of Liberty comments got deleted was because there were hundreds of people reporting it.
Oh yeah.
But yeah, people laughed, reacted to his little crocodile tears over the Statue of Liberty.
And so yeah, I can see who are terrorists laughing at my comment.
It's my favorite.
It's so good.
Yeah, it just reminds me of when McBain from the Simpsons is trying to do stand-up and the audience fucking hates him and he's like, well maybe all of you are homosexual.
Yeah.
It's that whole thing too where it's like, These people think that when you post on Facebook, you're talking to someone.
It's like when they talk to the person who the article's about.
Yep.
You know?
Yeah, it's like a weird form of object permanence, where they're just in front of your face, so that's who you're talking to.
As if he says, when he says, I can see you, we can also, who are terrorists and are laughing at him, we can hear him say that.
Yeah.
It's like, nah man, you gotta, you gotta take that shit out.
You gotta tag me in that, bruh.
Um, but yeah, they do, these people do unironically think like laughter and criticism is terrorism.
Yep.
Yeah.
Like this is a funny comment, but he's not joking.
It's the thought police, man.
It's like, I mean, they straight up, you know, refer to, I don't know, episodes 1 through 123 of Minion Death Cult to hear them call every Muslim politician a terrorist for just criticizing the Trump administration or criticizing Israel or criticizing, you know, them personally or whatever.
They think that that's terrorism.
That is terrorism to them.
That's the real terrorism.
Yeah, and I'm- Real terrorism is the fucking haters who are hating on my comments.
I mean, really, that's exactly what he's saying, so yeah.
Uh, I love this comment.
I can see who are terrorists laughing at my comment, and this has 620 laugh reacts.
So good.
That's amazing.
So good.
That's a lot of terrorists.
Well done.
Hey, well done, Facebook.
Terrorism is an epidemic, apparently.
620-something?
Come on now.
Well, you know, it's just nice to see people finally doing some direct action here.
Okay, so moving on to our second topic of the night.
This is a post from Greg Abbott, current governor of Texas, and a video he posted.
And I'm just going to read the caption of the video, don't have to play it.
Greg Abbott says, many people, especially women, so ding ding ding right there, that's not good.
Mentioning women specifically?
Whatever you're talking about, stop it.
Yeah, not in- I don't want my kids to see this.
Well, I'm also just not into him, like, you know, acknowledging that women need special treatment.
I'm not into that.
Uh, many people, especially women, get unwanted sexually explicit pictures by text or social media.
It's disgusting.
Now, it's illegal in Texas.
So, like, obviously we're pissed about this.
Yeah.
Obviously we're really fucking mad about this.
How am I ever going to find true love?
It doesn't even have to be true love.
Just like a one night stand where you send a dick pic and then get blocked.
That's what a one night stand is to so many people.
There's so many dudes out there that were like, yeah man, I sent that shit and I didn't get any anger back.
I'm sick of your... Oh, I got nothing back.
Nothing came back.
I call that first base.
Uh, first, based and red-pilled.
Um... Absolutely.
Yeah, I'm sick of your just, like, regressive notions about sexuality and how, like, oh, dick pics have to be confined within the structure of marriage.
Like, fuck you, dude.
Some of us just want to have fun, you know?
Find an anonymous woman, harass her online for a little bit, and then go your separate ways.
Yeah, yeah, totally.
Because that's the sect of people that are worried about this.
It's not people who are like, have consenting individuals on the other end of their phone who are like, yo, let me see that dick.
It's people who are worried that like, that's their Hail Mary is the dick pic.
And they just run the Hail Mary every play.
Yeah, it's a nice, like, four-inch Hail Mary.
Yeah.
A running play at best.
Sorry, not trying to body shame here.
So, I looked into this.
He refers in this caption specifically to unwanted sexually explicit pictures.
And that's what the law sort of carves out.
It carves out a law that protects women, or at least prosecutes men, for unwanted sexually explicit pictures.
So, it's not all dick pics.
It's just the bad dicks.
And I read an article on it, and it's not even clear if this will hold up with the Texas Supreme Court.
It's not even clear that they will rule this constitutional because they actually, in Texas, struck down a ban on revenge porn.
Yeah.
Texas tried to outlaw revenge porn, which is when you, like, release nude photos of your ex or of somebody you know without their consent in order to get revenge on them.
And the Texas Supreme Court struck that law down because they said it violated free speech.
Yes, which is so wild.
Like that's, that's Texas for you though.
You know, that's like some shit that you can only really get away with if like, I don't know.
So many people that voted in that were like, ah, I got a lot of weight on some of these nudes I can leak any minute now.
It's not really worth it for me.
It's just like, how is taking someone's content and releasing it free speech?
How does that count as your free speech?
Well, because, I mean, as long as you say it, it's speech, right?
And by say it, I do mean, like, you know, publish it, or type it, or, you know, forward it.
It's just, I mean, it's funny, like, if that's, I don't know, if that's not bad, if sharing revenge porn isn't bad, then how come it's illegal for me to share a Metallica song to get revenge on Lars Ulrich?
How come that's all of a sudden illegal?
I'm like, hey, listen to this drum track.
It's fucking awful.
Let's laugh at him.
Let's target Lars for this.
And then, oh, that gets taken down.
So as long as we can, if we can track that, you know, the revenge porn came from Napster, then it's illegal.
Yeah, because you're violating multi-billion dollar, not billion, multi-million dollar corporations like Metallica's free speech.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Let's get into comments, unless you have anything to say generally.
I think it's good.
It should obviously be illegal because it's...
It's one of those things where it's like obviously immoral, but just men don't get the fucking hint, you know?
Yeah, we need to do something about it.
Men refuse to get the hint.
So, hey, let's see if this'll work.
I'm fine with it.
It's one of those things where it's like I don't think people realize how out of hand this problem has gotten.
And by people, I really just mean men because any woman knows exactly how bad of a problem this is because they have gotten many a dick pic in the DM, in the inbox, forwarded to them that oftentimes just cop it out.
Like, oh, sorry.
I didn't mean to send you that.
Sorry about that.
You don't open that unless you want to.
Not just from...
And it's like, that's fucking gross and not coy and not cute.
And it is...
It's fucking gross.
I'm happy it's a crime.
Well, it's gonna be a crime.
Yeah, and it's not just random men sending women dick pics.
It's people they fucking work with.
It's their boss.
It's somebody who has an inordinate amount of control over their life harassing them with dick pics.
If we can't have labor unions, which I think we still can, but Texas is of course very anti-labor,
If we can't have that sort of representation in the workplace somewhere, you know, you can go to to report something like that and actually be protected, hopefully this will give women and other people who are experiencing this sort of harassment some sort of protection, some sort of backstop against, like, retaliatory management or retaliatory co-workers or teachers or whoever.
And I will say this, there is a time and a space for the dick pic, for the nude.
There is a place for it.
But I'll tell you this, if this at all, if this law at all peaks in your brain when you're about to press send, then you're doing it wrong and it's gross and at that point you just need to stop.
If you're scared of this, that means what you're doing is not cool.
Yeah.
You know, that means what you're doing is not cool.
I'm sure there's many people out there who are still thinking they're cool and that this does not affect them.
I mean it's cool, but you know what I mean though.
It's beyond thinking it's cool because I don't know if, I don't know how you could still think that was cool, you know?
Anyway, um, the law just might make you scared.
Like, and that's, that's, that's cool.
That's, that's pretty cool.
Um.
Yeah.
I just think, yeah, if we're gonna have this law, then we need to make sure there's also a law that prosecutes women who fabricate dick pics twice as much.
Yeah, make them up.
Yeah, women who lie about dick pics need to be sentenced for twice as long, I think.
Your Honor, that picture of that dick can be found within a pretty fast Google image search.
Yeah, it's not my dick.
And it's like, well, sir, that's because you spend so many dick pics.
That's because yours is the one that comes up.
What the fuck's wrong with you?
Yeah, they do a reverse Google image search, and it's like 30 pages.
Why do you keep on uploading your own dick to Google Images?
Why is that a thing?
Yeah, so let me guess.
The next time some libtard SJW feminist has to take an anatomy course, she's gonna get her professor arrested.
What about that?
Don't think about these far-reaching consequences of this law.
In your face.
You guys are talking about pushing sex education and how it's important and here you are taking it away.
Oh.
How are they even going to know what a dick looks like?
LibtardSJW sues the Museum of Natural History over the statue of David.
Exactly.
That is going to be a Babylon Bee satire article that I will see 20 times a day in, I don't know, two months.
Oh, absolutely.
Yeah, if that.
Shared in earnest, though, you know.
I just wanted to show my daughter David's dick.
Now I'm in prison.
See, look, this isn't a weird looking dick.
Like, look, this is how they look.
Dude, men are going to send women photographs of classical paintings with dicks in them in order to own this law.
Yep.
God damn it.
That's going to happen.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Okay.
But I mean, it's fine.
I like how often we just come to the consensus here that like, because that's just, oh man, dudes are going to fuck this up.
Like, dudes are the worst.
That happens so often on this fucking show.
Okay, so getting into comments here.
I just recently said in the Facebook group that a lot of times when I find these comments, I don't look at the name of the person who commented.
I just don't think about it.
I just look at the content of their character, not the content of their name.
Um, so, sometimes there's a nice surprise.
When I read the person's name aloud, like that person whose name was Richard Cuck or whatever last week.
Yep.
Uh, that was good.
This one, however, front and center, because Michael Pig says, So... What happened to me being a free person?
You just keep talking, Abbott.
You've lost my vote a while back.
What the fuck, man?
This dude, this is his last straw.
You're taking away my right to send my dick pic.
This is the only thrill I have anymore.
How can a society truly be free if they can't see my dick?
Yeah, you're thinking about who you're depriving, not who you're restricting.
Yeah, if you outlaw dick pics, only outlaws will send dick pics.
It's gonna be a bunch of illegal dicks, like... It's just, it's just gonna, I don't know, it's just gonna create a black market for dick pics that will strengthen the Mexican mafias.
It's gonna be a, it's gonna, I'm gonna start like a, a backdoor operation where, you know, you can, you can get like felon dicks, like prisoner dicks, um, because it's like double jeopardy, you know, it's like you can't go to jail twice, like...
What can happen is you, Alex, can request a dick and I'll send you a dick.
You can send that dick, but then you're not sending your own dick.
Yeah, they have to prove that it's your dick for the lot of work, I think.
Yeah.
So what happened to me being a free person?
I love this.
"Now I know why the caged dick sings." I love that.
He lives for the camera, okay?
I'm sorry.
And then, yeah, so Michael Pig really upset about this law for some reason.
He just wants freedom, though.
It's not about the sexual harassment.
He just wants freedom in general.
I mean, what's next?
Like, I'm not going to be able to send pictures of my insurance agent after a car accident or a fire?
I'm looking to the future.
What if my dick gets hurt?
Yeah, what if I did consume it?
So now WebMD can sue me, or what?
Yeah.
There's someone out there right now who's doing that.
Hey, WebMD, what's wrong with me?
Nothing's wrong with you.
That's a fine dick.
Yeah, nothing's wrong with you physically, sir.
Fine dick.
Yeah, so I went to Michael Pig's Facebook profile just to see what he was all about.
And yeah, the first post I saw was a meme from Occupy Democrats Logic, which is a Facebook page that owns Occupy Democrats with their own logic.
What do you know?
And the meme is Joe Biden, uh, behind, what's her name?
Dr. I don't remember her name, but I know what you're talking about.
Kavanaugh's accuser.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Uh, Joe Biden behind Kavanaugh's accuser, rubbing her shoulders and sniffing her hair.
And then the bottom text says, I heard you can keep a secret for 30 years.
Oh, So yeah, I think this law might have an adverse effect on Michael's love life here, since he seems so interested in sexual harassment.
This, this meme in general is very weird.
It's so weird.
It's like, it's a very simple idea, right?
Oh, Joe Biden harassing some woman, whatever woman or whatever person you want that to be.
That's funny.
Haha.
Joe Biden is a serial grabber, which is true.
But this comment is particularly weird because, or this meme rather, because this is Joe Biden, somebody they do believe to be a sexual predator.
If you're on the right wing, you just believe that Joe Biden is a sexual predator.
Harassing someone they do not believe is a victim.
Yes.
Yes.
Somebody they believe is lying about being harassed.
And the joke here is that, oh, she kept the secret for 30 years.
Ha ha ha, yeah, right.
She just made it up, or whatever.
Yeah, but it's also like, you kept the secret for 30 years, so you're a perfect candidate.
Which is like... Yeah, you said it.
It totally contradicts itself.
Yeah, and it's just fucked up.
It's a fucked up visual.
I want to stop looking at it.
Yeah, it's gross.
It's real gross.
Keep going here.
Andy El Toro Christensen says, So now a girl can call a guy she meets at a bar and tell him to send a picture.
When he does, she calls the cops.
Yep, yep.
I wish.
That'd be hilarious.
In what world would this happen?
I was like trying to envision a scenario where this would happen even like in their world, you know, in their fantasy world where women are just looking to jail men.
Totally.
Totally.
I mean, they're just out there like catfishing just to like throw men in jail for, hey, I showed you mine, like now show me yours, you know?
And they're like, nope, I'll show you, I'll show you a cell.
Like what is that, um... What's that movie where somebody gets revenge?
There's a lot of movies like this.
What's the recent movie where...
Somebody gets revenge.
They're like, you know, you might not remember me, but like they bullied them in high school or they did something bad to them in high school.
And then it's all been leading to this moment where you, uh, now you're hot, you know, uh, you used to be just a dumb girl with, uh, glasses and a ponytail in high school and got harassed.
Um, and now you're this beautiful, sexy bar lady and you seduce your former harassers into sending you dick pics.
And then you lock them up.
Which is also fucking great!
That's also hilarious!
Like, you also deserve that.
Like, all these comments you're saying is really just like, wow, maybe I really should question my actions and motives.
But they don't see it that way.
They're just like, oh, I'm gonna get in trouble just for existing.
Well, it's like, you should probably stop existing the way you do.
Yeah, or just, yeah, stop existing.
The way you do.
The way you do.
Yeah, the way you do.
Yeah, no, so this, under this comment, like, they're having a phone conversation where the girl asks him for a dick pic and then he texts it to her, because if the consent was part of the text message, then it would be inadmissible.
It wouldn't be grounds, you know, for Criminality or whatever.
Totally, yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's just a weird, a weird trap that's never going to happen.
But that's because Andy, every time Andy sends all the dick pics, but it's quickly followed up with like, oh you, you asked for that, right?
I'm sorry if I read that wrong.
When the comment was like, hey, uh, it's nice to meet you, just don't use this number again.
Yeah, also just, like, the idea of sending your dick to a girl you met at a bar instead of, like, I don't know, having consensual sex with them?
Yeah!
Interesting.
A lot of these people, like, this is the goal, right?
Yeah, in their wildest fantasy, this is what they come up with.
It's just to have, like, it's just to, like, under the dick pic on Instagram is to have seen under it.
Like, that's scoring.
She fuckin' opened it.
She opened it.
We're good.
Wait, bro.
She left you on scene?
Fuck yeah, dude!
She left me on scene!
Yeah, dawg!
Yeah, dawg!
Hey, hey, you know, and guess what?
Your boy left that in the conversation.
He left that in the conversation, so it's still there.
What does that mean?
Because you can like, when you send a picture on Instagram, you can like, it's like, play once, allow replay, or leave in conversation.
Yeah.
So the ones disappear, which like, I mean, thank God that Instagram now has permission to use all of our All of our pictures and our content after that particular time and date.
So now we can prosecute so many people.
No, all these people have to do is post a photo refusing to allow Instagram to use their photographs and then they're good.
Damn, damn so true.
Charles Crumpley says about this law, 20 years too late!
Generations damaged.
But thank God and thank you.
Now start putting AT&T executives in jail for offering phones to children with access to porn!
What kind of sick fuck was sending dick pics 20 years ago?
Like, the amount of legwork that goes into sending a dick pic 20 years ago is pretty wild.
There were cell phones in 1999.
No, I guess not camera phones.
Not camera phones?
Yeah.
I mean, you were emailing and that shit was uploading slowly.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Like, you had a digital camera in 1999, which is already pretty crazy.
Like, you were putting in some work 20 years ago.
Well, yeah.
He's like telling on himself.
He's like, 20 years too late.
I've been doing this for a long time.
I once faxed a girl my dick.
It was just... It's that paper that's on a ream that is rolled out.
It's all connected.
It has the perforations on the side.
You know what I'm talking about.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Used a whole ream for that dick pic.
You know what I'm sayin'?
Uh, yeah, no.
Start putting AT&T executives in jail for offering phones to children with access to porn.
Yes.
I mean, that's the good thing about the Obama phone, though, is it adheres to Sharia law, so no pornography on those.
No porn, yeah.
But AT&T, however, good American company with access to I love that dude.
Yeah.
Put AT&T executives for offering phones.
I don't think AT&T makes phones.
No.
I don't think they've ever made phones.
But they offer them.
Yeah.
Offering phones to children with access to porn.
And I think this could possibly be solved like your previous solution, Tony.
Do a little bit of parenting, maybe.
Yeah, totally.
Totally.
Also, like, the real problem is they're able to receive the dick.
They're able to receive the dick pic is the problem.
Well yeah, that's the problem that the law tries to circumvent.
Yeah.
Or prevent, rather.
Um, yeah.
Porn phones.
Tell you what, my kids got a Nokia.
And they're perfectly safe.
They're safe?
Those are the good ones?
Yeah, she could only play Snake on it.
I was gonna say though, I mean, that Snake gets pretty long if you're good at it.
Someone did send a pretty erotic custom ringtone that they drafted out.
Pretty sure it was a Sisqo song.
I did not think that was cool.
Yeah, those songs are too sexy.
The thong song is definitely a song you're able to look up online and draft your own custom ringtone in Nokia with, for sure.
I mean, yeah, Cisco songs, Boyz II Men songs, Usher songs, those songs are too sexy.
It's like seeing a dick pic.
Yeah, exactly.
I mean, I always picture a dick when I hear those songs.
It's as sexy as a dick pic.
I like when Ryan is spelled like that because that's a good director.
Ryan Johnson.
Ryan Mulholland says, so dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.
I can't send dick pics to my wife.
Which I think illustrates more about his relationship with his wife than he knows.
Yeah.
If he sent a dick pic to your wife and she goes to the cops, like, then you probably need the cops got on you.
She's like, I finally have some fucking evidence to put this creep away.
It's probably bigger problems at hand.
Yeah.
Um, yeah, like my wife has previously been powerless to stop me.
I don't like this law.
I don't like this at all.
All of a sudden she doesn't have to see my dick.
Exactly.
I travel for work.
This is not fair.
There's gonna be some like reactionary legislation that mandates that the wife's role in the relationship is to receive dick pics.
That's part of it.
It's part of the traditional marriage role.
Sorry, you have to open this file.
Double click.
Uh, okay.
This is a great comment.
Richard Borneo says, How can an older man justify the act if he was the recipient of a sexually text messages from a beautiful young woman and then she claimed the other way around?
And then I'm just, that's the, that's the main idea, but I'm just going to keep reading because the rest of it makes no sense.
Evidence might not weight more than the situation that she presented.
I hope the fulcrum stays at the middle in regards to a public impressions or even a similar weight of evidence presented.
This one's super scary, actually.
Uh, yeah, it's weird.
Because, like, the whole time we're talking about, like, because we all know these laws exist because of dick pics.
Like, yes, people send nudes of all genders, like, for sure.
We know this.
But dick pics are the problem, right?
But this guy's worried about, like, well, what if they find some picture on my phone from some, you know, beautiful young woman?
Like that's not they sent to me this is not illegal anymore but like it's like oh dog that did did they send them to you?
Did some did someone forward these to you?
Like that's this person's concern.
Can we have their phone number please?
And like the only way to really confirm that this is my suspicion is to see Richard's profile pic which um you can only really like Yeah, he looks like the villain in Kung Fu Hustle.
Exactly.
- Sounds like gonna find the news on his phone. - Yeah, Um, yeah, he looks like the villain in Kung Fu Hustle.
Exactly.
Looks like that guy.
Exactly.
How can an older man justify the act if he was the recipient of a sexually text messages from a beautiful young woman?
I like that.
Just, this is a problem we're all aware of.
Just old men getting unsolicited nudes from beautiful young women.
This is a real problem in our society.
Yeah.
Furthermore, what if that woman claims it was the other way around?
What?
It's like, what do you mean?
Like... I don't know what he means.
Yeah, don't, don't, don't, don't, like, what do you mean?
Like, listen, I only, I only sent her dick pics because she sent me nudes that I have deleted since.
Um, so that's why she has those.
She clearly started it.
Yeah.
She asked me to ask her for the nudes, which I didn't want.
Yeah.
Um, yeah, no, it just reminds me of that logic of the cop eating his own burger, the cop eating his own sandwich, and then forgetting, like, I don't know what we were saying.
He just wakes up in the middle of a conversation and is like, why are you mad at me about nudes?
Like, I didn't send you any nudes.
What are you talking about?
You sent me nudes.
Like, at least I remember you sending me nudes.
And then the whole thing is like, no, you sent the dick pic.
That's all that happened in this conversation.
You forgot about it.
You imagined your dick was a beautiful young lady.
Totally naked.
I mean, to be fair, those moles are in a pretty perfect location.
Look like little nipples.
It's a weird close-up of a dick, so he's like, ooh, what part of the body is this?
Ooh!
Ooh, I like this!
Dang!
Not very curved, but still hot.
That is like my favorite shit is like, I hope it happens more in real life than I see on the internet, is like people sending pictures of their like knee crease being like, this is my butt.
Check out my butt.
This is like a knee crease.
Yeah.
Or just like a fold in their skin at all being like, yeah, this is that thing you want to see.
Yeah.
Leave it up to your own imagination.
It's, um, I like those optical illusions that just look like something else and you have to like kind of bend your mind to understand what it really is.
Um, there was one that was recent.
Uh, I saw on Twitter, it was a rabbit.
It was like kind of the closeup of a rabbit's head and its ears from a sort of like profile.
And I saw it in my feed and I was like, Oh, that's a crow.
And then I saw the caption, the tweet that accompanied it, that said, I spent 20 minutes looking at this before I saw that it was a rabbit.
It looks like a crow.
And it really did.
Like, the ears looked like the beak of the crow.
Like it was looking up, you know?
And I just like to think of an optical illusion where you can't tell if it's a sexy young woman or an old man's dick.
Yeah.
You really have to teach yourself non-linear thinking in order to see the penis because it looks just so much like a beautiful young woman.
I don't know, man.
You should be careful.
You should know this because of how deep internet you can be sometimes.
But last time I followed the rabbit that far, I lost all my friends.
I lost all my family.
I'm alone in the truth and Q is my only god.
Yeah, you did see photos of young girls, but instead of not having clothes, they didn't have a face on because Hillary Clinton was wearing it like a mask and dancing around and going, ooh, look at me, I'm eight years old.
It was labeled as an aperitif rather than just like a face.
They really think that video exists.
That's not a joke.
They really think there's a video of Hillary and Huma torturing a girl and cutting her face off and then putting that girl's face over their faces and doing like a kabuki dance around the room.
it's so yeah like people have claimed to see it people have claimed like descriptions of it people have no i saw it you can't see it anymore though but i saw it i saw it i got the bootleg bootleg are you sure you just aren't retired and at home all day yeah Uh yeah okay so this next comment's a doozy.
This one's for Tony from Tony.
Oh man this one's amazing.
So this one's from a one Brenda Flores who uh gets introduced to us with like nice little like you know little Kind of, kind of edgy comment.
She's saying, you know, like, oh, finally this is happening.
Um, you know, my, my poor daughter's seen more teenage dicks than Stormy Daniels and that's not okay.
She said, yeah, she says my daughter's seen more dicks, more high school dicks.
More high school penises than Stormy Daniels.
Which, A, is like an odd dig at Stormy Daniels because while she was a porn actress, she was also the subject of sexual assault, which is something that you're claiming to be against, apparently.
Yeah!
Also, high school dicks?
Yeah!
I don't know about that one.
I think that maybe she's been in a couple roles where she played a teacher.
Well if you're familiar with her work then yeah.
But I mean, that's not the issue here.
Also, I think more high school dicks have seen her, for sure.
I don't know man.
I hate this whole Stormy Daniels.
I've gone to a place where I can separate the artist from their life.
The art from the person.
So I can still enjoy a good Stormy Daniels film and not think about her politics.
I don't want to equate her with this whole thing at all.
It's dirty to me.
I mean, you're joking, but that's what, like, Trump apologists really believe.
Like, oh, he's not perfect, but he gets the job done.
I can separate his personal life from politics, even if that personal life includes sexual harassment.
On minors!
Yeah!
On girls in dressing rooms for Miss America pageants.
Yeah!
How do you compartmentalize that?
Trump isn't out here writing thriller, you know?
The closest you can get to writing thriller is becoming President of the United States against all odds.
That's the closest you can get to thriller.
But still, you know what?
People are passionate at Trump rallies, but there aren't people fucking passing out.
That's true.
Like, there aren't people just, like, falling out over him, you know?
Trump isn't lighting himself on fire to please his supporters.
Anyways, we're, like, not winning anybody by comparing Trump to Michael Jackson, so... Well, I think we're preaching to the choir, maybe.
No, no, no, totally, yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
But um, so yeah, Brenda goes on... In a different comment.
I saw the Stormy Daniels comment, and I was like, okay that sucks, but we got a bunch of other stuff here that's worth talking about a little more, and then you found another comment from Brenda Flores.
Well, this comment is in response to her original comment.
Oh man, see I haven't been looking at the sub comments.
I need to go back and start doing that.
So she just like went on, you know?
Yeah.
So uh so someone's talking about like someone's talking about um how like oh there's already laws to protect minors which is very true like if a minor sends a minor a dick pic they can still very much get in trouble like that's still a thing.
Those are federal laws?
Um, I couldn't answer that.
Does Texas have those laws?
I wouldn't be surprised if Texas didn't have that law.
Yeah, you're right.
I wouldn't be surprised if Texas didn't have that law.
You're totally right there.
I'm not sure, but a lot of people were saying like... No, like, those laws already... Yeah, people were saying that, yeah.
They were saying there's laws to protect minors, which they're absolutely true about.
Like, there are laws to protect minors from receiving things like that from adults.
Anyways, Brenda says, um, nope.
There are not any laws to protect children.
Sorry.
If there isn't Fort Bend, ISD doesn't enforce them.
I have been fighting this issue since phones became a thing for kids.
I have taken electronics from my kids, opted out of electronics in school, only to have my kids create private social media accounts in the library.
Which I love that they had to like go to the library to create like a private account like they couldn't have done it in the first place.
That's why it's called the Media Center now.
Yeah, yeah.
Boys in the halls will walk by and say, quote, hey, check this out, and my daughter get exposed to the personal photos they have taken of themselves.
Like, what is that conversation like?
Hey, how did you get this picture on your phone?
While I was walking by and they said, hey, check this out, and they airdropped it to me and I couldn't find it.
I mean, kids do airdrop shit to other kids.
There was, outside of Avengers Endgame or whatever, kids were airdropping spoilers into people waiting in line into their phones.
True.
You get a preview, but in order for it to stay on your phone, you have to accept it.
She's just saying some kid says, hey, look at this, and shows the girl his phone, which is probably something that happens.
That's totally something that happens.
But I just don't imagine it coming home only because of the way the rest of this goes.
Hey, check this out.
My daughter gets exposed to their personal photos they have taken of themselves.
I finally got her phone in high school.
I finally got her phone in high school, and my husband is a codewriter, which is capital C, capital W, which I love.
Put some respect on codewriters.
Yeah, he's one of our nation's beloved codewriters.
Yeah.
So they put programs to alert us when trash like this comes through.
Codewriter is like a windtalker for nerds.
So they put in a program to alert them when trash like this comes through, only to see my daughter begging the guys to stop sending her this crap.
Like, what kind of elaborate code are they getting where it tells you when, like, not just a picture comes through, but like an illicit trash picture comes through?
Yeah.
This guy, this guy's fucking good.
Yeah, he's probably the best code writer.
So the daughter says, please stop sending us, um, just stop sending her this crap.
My parents monitor this phone, uh, but they still send it.
Which is probably, again, very real.
Like, A, like, don't send me shit.
Like, my parents look at my phone.
Like, they see everything I see.
Like, don't do this.
Um...
All they have this all sorry all you have to do is plant a freaking seed So they're saying like plant the seed kids do the rest like my kid turned out fine Because I told him this is what I thought was happening here And now you have nothing but a prop bunch of problems.
I'm a bunch of problems.
I I addressed the issue with the principal and said they can't do anything about it.
So they went to the principal and said, hey, my daughter's getting dick pics.
What the fuck?
Principal's can't do anything about it.
Sorry, there's nothing in the rule book about sexually harassing female students.
Yeah.
They can't do anything about it because of the way parents act on the phone issue.
There's nothing in the rule that says a dog can't send dick pics.
So, so like this whole thing is pretty interesting up to this point.
Their daughter is getting all these dick pics.
They're trying everything they can to fight it.
They're writing their own code.
They're now millionaires off the security apps they've produced.
So they're doing everything they can, right?
And then it takes this wild twist.
So I ended up letting her mother take her.
If she's going to get pregnant, it wasn't going to be under my watch.
Fuck.
Holy shit like this is so fucked and like so you can't parent to the point where you think that like just because your kid is like getting it getting because your kid's getting assaulted They're gonna get pregnant.
So you're just gonna wash your hands of it and send her back to her mother?
So up until this point, we didn't realize it was like a stepchild type thing.
But yeah, just fucking wild.
Like you're calling her your daughter.
You're not calling her your stepdaughter.
No.
You're just calling her your daughter.
So you would think that there would be some affinity for this child?
But no, boys won't stop harassing her, so I'm just gonna wash my hands of the whole thing, by which I mean send my daughter away, because fuck that, right?
Who needs a pregnant 14-year-old?
According to this whole story, the problem is that she's being assaulted.
Harassed, yeah.
And their answer to this is, okay cool, you're gonna go back and live with your mom again.
Like that's so, so fucking wild and so sad and so sick.
And it's also like, I don't know, how much of this is true?
Wait, your husband can write code and can somehow install this code into a cell phone that runs a program that tells you when they get dick pics?
And all these other things.
And I don't know, this is, what an elaborate story.
And I want to know the truth and the sadness behind it, because you know whatever really happened is probably worse than what they're saying here.
Did anybody respond to ask her what her fucking problem was?
No, no, no.
No one responded to this part, because I think everybody read this and was like, ooh, this is more than I thought.
Yikes.
All right.
I have a code built into my phone that whenever I read a comment from a noxious piece of shit, it blocks it.
Yeah, fuck Brenda.
That's crazy.
Awful person.
Awful human being to even make something like that up.
I don't know.
That's like the most evil stepmom shit I've ever heard.
And you know some evil stepmom shit happened here, but it's probably worse than we're reading here.
It's probably way... I don't even... It's a bummer.
Yeah, okay, so that's kind of a dark note to go out on, and we still got a little bit of time, so I'm going to do a little reading here.
This is something I didn't really plan on, and I don't have material prepared for it.
I think we can just go out with this.
Short Poem You Won't Forget.
This poem was written by an anonymous Marine Corps officer.
I was like, where the fuck is he going right now?
Go ahead.
Title.
The Battling Boys of Benghazi.
Oh fuck yeah!
We're the Battling Boys of Benghazi.
No fame, no glory, no paparazzi.
Just a fiery death in a blazing hell, defending our country we loved so well.
Past tense.
It wasn't our job, but we answered the call.
Okay, I think that is your job, first of all.
It wasn't our job, but we answered the call, fought to the consulate, and scaled the wall.
We pulled 20 countrymen from the jaws of fate, led them to safety, and stood at the gate.
Just the two of us, and foes by the score, but we stood fast to bar the door.
Three calls for reinforcement, but all were denied.
So we fought and we fought and we fought till we died.
Oh my god!
We gave all, we gave our all for Uncle Sam, but Barack and Hillary didn't give a damn.
Just two dead SEALs who carried the load.
No thanks to us, we were just bumps in the road.
We're all just bumps in the road. - And then the postscript is, so, will this reach every American with a computer?
Why the fuck would it?
Why in the fuck would that possibly reach every American with a computer?
Like, even if that's your point, is to get people talking about Benghazi, that poem was fucking shit.
This poem has 416,889 shares.
Oh, my God.
That's terrifying.
There's only about 416,000 computers in the world!
Um, yeah.
Uh, there's more to this postscript.
Or do we act like the press and give a pass to the people who literally sat there in the White House and watched the Seals execution on live streaming video and did absolutely nothing?
Quote, what difference does it make?
And she wants to be the next president.
So this was in 2016 and they've included a close-up photograph of Hillary Clinton's face that's been aged by like 20 years.
20 years, more like one Barack Obama presidency, am I right?
Yeah.
Oh shit, yeah, she does look pretty old.
Yeah, okay.
I think that was a light note to go out on.
Yeah, yeah.
Benghazi's always a good light note to go out on.
Yeah.
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We have just the black metal text, we have the Patreon album artwork, and then we have the main feed album artwork now, which is a graphic that I love.
It looks so good in sticker form.
You'll get all three stickers for the $5 level.
Both the album artworks, for lack of a better word, the Patreon and the other one, are so good because you can put in places And it makes a person stare out from the sticker because there's a person's face in it.
And it's so good, like, it turns any object into this like...
Creepy chud staring out from the wall.
They're great.
They're great stickers.
Yeah, so go to patreon.com slash minion death cult p-a-t-r-e-o-n forward slash dot coms forward slash minion death cult help support the show get that bonus content, which we put a lot of work into And we're grateful for everybody who does that Yeah Join that Facebook group, Minion Death Commandos.
Lots of fun stuff happening in that Facebook group.
It's really kind of reached its own momentum now.
Lots of people posting in there.
Shout out to everyone there.
Remember to listen to Kino Lefter later this week on Wednesday, our episode about Angel Has Fallen, sort of.
Wounded masculinity nationalistic fascism?
I mean fascism is inherently nationalistic but that's kind of the reason that it's fascistic is because there's this weird cross-section of like Liberal ideas about war mixed with highly nationalized militarism and yeah, there's something for everybody in that movie.
There's something for the libs, there's something for the chuds, something for you.
It fucking rules.
Also, shout out to everybody that followed my bread feed on Instagram after last week's episode.
Sickles Harvest is blowing up thanks to y'all.
I really appreciate it.
I didn't do that because I thought you were joking.
Oh no, I'm dead ass, like, totally serious, yeah.
Tight, well I'm happy for you.
And also you hate gluten, so.
Oh yeah, that's true.
I'm not allergic to it or anything, I just hate it.
Yeah, okay, so yeah, follow us on social media at At MinionDeathCult on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook.
Go follow us on Twitter if you haven't already.
I think we're getting close to a thousand followers.
We're getting up there.
I think we're at like seven or eight hundred.
So give us a follow on there.
I'm posting stuff on there that, you know, doesn't make it onto the show.
Good content.
Patreon.com slash MinionDeathCult and I'm tired of plugging stuff.
So I'm just gonna say bye to everybody.
Thanks for listening.
Deuces!
Yeah.
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