Minion Death Cult - That's b s it ain't chichrn (Clip)
Aired: 2019-08-29
Duration: 03:14


=== Demanding Meat at Salads (02:26) ===

[00:00:00]  This next comment is from the Hypebeast comment section.
[00:00:04]  So I guess Hypebeast has an opinion about KFC vegan chicken.
[00:00:10]  Oh yeah.
[00:00:12]  Luki Banura says, The vegans are going too far now.
[00:00:18]  We should counter this by matching into a salad bar and demanding meat.
[00:00:26]  Is that what vegans are doing everywhere else?
[00:00:31]  So we should go to one of those salad bar restaurants, you know, and demand that they serve us meat.
[00:00:39]  At the salad bar restaurant.
[00:00:42]  If you want a salad from a restaurant and you want it to be vegan, you have to find some salad that has chicken on it and ask for no chicken on it.
[00:00:49]  No bacon on it, no fucking cheese and dressing on it.
[00:00:52]  And like, this is the thing too, I hate, people feel like People feel like it's being forced down their throats, right?
[00:01:00]  But it's not.
[00:01:01]  It's just another option, right?
[00:01:02]  And the thing about vegan food is, vegan food is a two-way street where meat's not.
[00:01:09]  Everyone can eat vegan food.
[00:01:11]  Where I will not eat meat.
[00:01:14]  You'd rather die.
[00:01:17]  And like, not only that, but I mean, at this point I'm pretty sure I would become pretty ill.
[00:01:21]  Like I would have a shitty day the next day.
[00:01:23]  But it's like, yo, Lukey, you're gonna be fine if you come eat this.
[00:01:27]  Like, it's not gonna hurt ya.
[00:01:29]  It's literally not gonna hurt ya.
[00:01:31]  But yeah, I love this, like, as if vegans were demanding food from KFC.
[00:01:37]  Yeah, I never even thought that was not a thought in my mind.
[00:01:41]  I'm like, there's no way that's ever going to happen.
[00:01:44]  Imagine watching a die-in protest at a KFC and thinking, damn, they really want that vegan chicken, huh?
[00:01:51]  Just protesting the lack of vegan options at this place.
[00:01:54]  What I'm wondering is, are they going to change the mashed potatoes?
[00:01:59]  Are the mashed potatoes going to be vegan now, too?
[00:02:00]  Do they have meat in the mashed potatoes?
[00:02:03]  There's butter in them, I'm sure.
[00:02:05]  I would hope so.
[00:02:07]  Is margarine vegan?
[00:02:09]  Are they gonna change?
[00:02:10]  Are they gonna give us a biscuit option?

=== His Head Looks Massive (01:02) ===

[00:02:14]  Who knows, man.
[00:02:15]  You know?
[00:02:15]  I don't have those answers.
[00:02:16]  I'm just the moderator here.
[00:02:18]  Calm down, calm down.
[00:02:19]  You know, like, it's not a big deal.
[00:02:22]  I just need to get some fucking nuggets on the low.
[00:02:24]  Okay, this next one's yours, Tony.
[00:02:28]  Joseph Anthony Dodson, who looks just like Thanos?
[00:02:35]  Like, that's what his head looks like?
[00:02:36]  Purple, got the creases in it.
[00:02:39]  Yeah.
[00:02:40]  His head looks like one of those rollers you use to work out your abs.
[00:02:47]  I know exactly what you mean, yeah.
[00:02:48]  His head looks like the barrel that a barrel of monkeys comes with.
[00:02:53]  It's just fucking massive.
[00:02:55]  It's massive.
[00:02:56]  Does it have a signature on there too?
[00:02:59]  Anyways, I think it says love something.
[00:03:01]  Yeah, it's got a little frame on there that says love.
[00:03:04]  And so Joseph Anthony Dodson, bringing some real heat here, says, how about we replace your mama and call it a Beyond Yo Mama?