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| You know, I understand more than anybody else the idea of a good fart joke. | |
| I mean, we've all seen Blazing Saddles and Leslie Nielsen was famous for this. | |
| But is there anything... | |
| That I can possibly say to tell you to just lay off the president. | |
| Especially this notion of flatulence. | |
| There's nothing funny about it. | |
| I mean, it's okay, but it's like a spice that if overdone, like cumin. | |
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Please, Court Please
00:00:46
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| It's great on tacos, but on cereal? | |
| No way. | |
| So look, just do me a favor. | |
| There's enough to go around, I think, in talking about this seriousness. | |
| And there's enough as far as a lot of the fascinating legal issues and matters that I think should basically attend or garner or attract our particular attention. | |
| But this business, first he falls asleep, then he's flatulating in court. | |
| Please, please. | |
| Have we no mercy? | |
| Have we no decency at long last? | |