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April 20, 2024 - Lionel Nation
02:46
Trump Never Farted!
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You know, I understand more than anybody else the idea of a good fart joke.
I mean, we've all seen Blazing Saddles and Leslie Nielsen was famous for this.
But is there anything...
That I can possibly say to tell you to just lay off the president.
Especially this notion of flatulence.
There's nothing funny about it.
I mean, it's okay, but it's like a spice that if overdone, like cumin.
It's great on tacos, but on cereal?
No way.
So look, just do me a favor.
There's enough to go around, I think, in talking about this seriousness.
And there's enough as far as a lot of the fascinating legal issues and matters that I think should basically attend or garner or attract our particular attention.
But this business, first he falls asleep, then he's flatulating in court.
Please, please.
Have we no mercy?
Have we no decency at long last?
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