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April 20, 2024 - Lionel Nation
19:59
Biden Visits A Philly Wawa With Incoherent Whispers and Befuddlement
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I recognize the fact that I live in a parallel universe.
I understand that I see things as obvious, and I have friends of mine and people I share space with on this planet who think completely differently.
Now, whether you like President Trump or not, whether you care for him or his policies, That's irrelevant.
Joe Biden is not physically, cognitively, intellectually at this point, neurologically able to even think of another term.
The fact that we are pretending, the fact that we are pretending that he is in any way Able to do this, I have no idea.
How he's lasted this long, I still say it's going to be Gavin Newsom, they're going to pull the switcheroo, and as far as Carmelita Harris goes, gone.
But that's for another discussion.
I used to always think, I remember when I first moved to New York, decades ago, I thought, I'm going to be in the best...
In terms of the best restaurants and the best radio stations and the best pizza, well, maybe the pizza, but the best everything.
But in fact, it's not the truth.
And I also thought that when you're talking about Joe Biden, who is absolutely, well, he's the selected chosen one of the shadow government, the radical leftist woke.
Police state, intel state, shadow government ruling class.
But this group of people that are tethered to the entertainment group with the usual suspects of Clooney and Spielberg and Streisand.
You would think that when it comes to stage presence, stage craft, the narrative, you would have the best writers, the best videographers, the best directors, the best...
In the business, making sure that every event, every moment, everything that is presented to the public is showing Joe Biden in the best possible way.
Wouldn't you think that?
I mean, think about this.
They can pick up the phone and get anybody on from De Niro.
You got my point, okay?
But they don't do that, which makes me think, are they sandbagging this guy?
Is this a conspiracy theory too?
By people who actually are white hats within his group?
I think I'm going too far down that hole of rabbits.
But let me just, if I could, give you an idea.
Compare and contrast the following.
Of Joe Biden, who, let's face it, is absolutely wizened.
He is hobbled by decrepitude.
A man who, let's face it, is not able to even remotely, remotely find himself in the position of Doing this, again, compare him with Donald Trump, who's just, well, in another league.
Now, this is President Biden.
He is at the Wawa in that jersey.
Well, they're South Jersey, but also Philly.
Wawa, for those of you who don't know, it's almost like a religion or something.
Okay, now, first of all, this is the big Wawa.
This is the big one in Center City.
Notice, There's nobody in there.
Number two, the cameras behind this incredibly fastidious and professional attendant.
This, I believe, young man, I don't want to say I can't tell.
Today, you don't know if it's a he, she, or a they.
It doesn't matter, but irrespective, if I were in the Wawa chain, I would make sure this person is in charge of training.
This is the most efficient, courteous, Helpful agent of any kind.
Now, let's look at what we have here.
Here's Joe Biden is with new Philly Mayor, Sherelle Parker, and I hope to God, I hope to God that she is successful in turning that city around.
Let me tell you something.
Philly is rough.
Just say Kenzo.
Kensington.
Oh, my God.
Kensington and Allegheny.
Don't even get me started.
Now, let's start off with this.
This is Joe Biden.
Now, remember, this is a scripted piece.
He is doing this directly in response to Joe Biden, who was a hit at the Chick-fil-A in Atlanta, which we'll go to in a moment.
Here he is, ready to go.
You would think they would have purchased everything ahead of time to make sure he buys what the usuals get.
Don't forget Scranton Joe.
Scranton Joe, forget the Garden City part, but Scranton Joe.
Joe's a man of the people.
Joe's a man of the people.
And Joe, here he is, he's at Wawa, with a camera directly behind, perfectly positioned, staged, with nobody in there.
Listen to the clarity and the excitement and the verve and the alarm and the absolute effervescent energy exuded and, dare I say, extravasated by one Joe Biden.
It's a tip for you.
Good for you.
Here you go, Joe.
Give him the money.
Now, Joe is going to decide what he wants.
As you know, Joe has a penchant for ice cream and cold things, which I've read, which may or may not be, you know, coincidental.
Sometimes patients with certain memory and cognitive disabilities, like sweet and cold.
Anyway, I digress.
We have refreshers.
How about a milkshake?
A black and white milkshake?
We could perfectly make that for your success.
A black and white milkshake.
This is Joe's chance.
This was his chance.
This is it.
This is your line, Joe.
A black and white milkshake.
And listen to this order being...
Uh, designed.
If you actually like to, right over there where it says order here, you can order it to your specification again.
That would be whipped cream and other toppings as well.
All right.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
It's been a pleasure.
Mr. President, I'm going to pick up a few pounds here.
And don't forget, we also included drinks for you as well just to enjoy it.
Notice how amazed he is by the box.
He's looking at this box like he doesn't know how to close it, doesn't know how to use it.
It's just sad.
I can't believe I'm doing this.
You can take that box.
You can take that box?
Yeah.
I'm gonna go order it.
Okay.
Okay, I thought he just ordered the milkshake.
Maybe that's me.
I thought he said the black one.
I don't know.
Maybe it's me.
Maybe it's me.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
I could be wrong here.
Okay, now we're going to get to this compare and contrast, okay?
One more time.
I don't want to be all Zapruder on you, but I think this is worth notice.
It's a tip for you.
Haven't even ordered yet.
Here's your tip.
Right off the bat.
Not at the end.
Not stick that in your sock.
There you go, pal.
You know, buy something.
No, no, no.
The tip comes first because he's got to remember.
I gotta give the tip.
I gotta give the tip.
Just give that away.
Forget the order.
Thank you so much for milkshakes.
We have refreshers.
How about milkshake?
He's ordering a milkshake and he's gonna order it again.
Alright.
A black and white milkshake.
Okay.
You know what?
I'm being mean.
Am I being mean?
Maybe.
Maybe.
I just think that somebody who's theoretically in charge of unleashing a torrent of nuclear weapons on his own without anybody really, anybody who's read Annie Jacobson recently, I think that he would at least be far more proficient in ordering a milkshake.
Call me old-fashioned.
I love this guy.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
It's been a pleasure.
Now, by the way, before we begin, I got the inside skinny on what he ordered.
And by the by, by the by, you must always order what somebody In that town order, maybe he could have gone to Pat's or Geno's and got a, you know, a cheesesteak, wit, you know, wit or without, maybe.
He stopped at Sheetz.
Apparently this caused some problem.
This is another one of these chains of sorts.
But what's very interesting to note, he was in North Philly at the Wawa, or as they call it, Je ne sais quoi.
This is the fancy Wawa right there in Center City.
And what they noticed, very, very strange, he ordered an Italian hoagie or hoagie.
You've got to understand that.
That's that Philly speak.
I can't do it.
Bradley Cooper does a beautiful one.
Tina Feyzo, but hoagie, cake, you know.
Anyway, bagel, water.
Anyway, he ordered an Italian hoagie with American cheese.
That really got a lot of attention.
Wow.
And a black and white milkshake, a frozen, a dozen pretzels rather, and a dozen assorted pastries, two orders of mozzarella sticks, two bottles of cake, and a low-fat strawberry banana yogurt specifically labeled for its probiotic properties.
Okay, fine.
Okay.
And the mayor, Buster Harsherrell Parker, is doing the best she can to try to make this extremely very, this extremely Well, this kind of confused moment, less confused.
Notice, nobody there.
Nobody, hey, that's Joe Biden.
Hey, come on in.
You think the stagecrafters would have had people, do you want to come in and meet the president?
Now, would you just pretend you like him?
Would you say something to him?
No, because that's interaction, and that would cause fright and confusion and no interaction that would be allowed, okay?
You see where we're going with this?
You see where we're going?
You dig?
Now.
Understand what's happening.
Let's watch the man coming up.
Notice this.
Staring at the box.
It's cardboard.
It's corrugated.
I had a cardboard box one time.
Corn pop one time.
Corn pop.
Don't start that again, Mr. President.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
By the time my Uncle Bozy was eaten by cannibals, huh?
No, don't talk about cannibals.
Not in a wah-wah, okay?
Not now.
I'm going to go order a milkshake.
I'm going to order a milkshake.
But you just did.
You just did.
You just ordered a milkshake.
He was just telling you how to put the whipped cream in it.
I'm going to order it again.
I enjoy it.
Okay, do whatever you want.
You're the president for God's sake.
Look at Cheryl Parker.
And these people in the back are like, who the hell is this?
Not exactly.
Trump category.
Now, here we go.
Let's talk.
Here's the man, okay?
Here is the man.
Watch this.
This is from the other day, the other week.
This is the Chick-fil-A in Atlanta, or as Joy Reid called it, a chicken shack.
She called it a chicken shack.
It was weird, like some gratuitous effort to connect with the African-American community.
But no, no, no.
Watch the man here.
Look at the way you hold.
They like each other, right?
I think that's very nice.
Have a good time.
Nice to see you.
Thank you very much.
We'll give them out to the people and we'll take some for ourselves, okay?
Thank you very much, everybody.
Hello.
This has got a great American franchise to play.
It is.
It's a great franchise.
Let me just go back.
Just one second.
Look at these young...
Wide-eyed, bright, African-American contingent.
I'm sorry, nothing staged.
Sorry, Joy Reid, this happened to be the particular demographic.
Let me go back.
Let's remember this moment.
Oh my God, nobody there.
And he's walking over.
Look at what you hold.
You like each other, right?
I think that's very nice.
Have a good time.
Nice to see you.
Thank you very much.
I love this guy.
Come on, be honest.
Thank you very much, everybody.
Hello.
This is a great American franchise to play.
It is.
It's a great franchise.
The owner is a great man who's a member of one of my clubs, and he's fantastic.
Well, there you go.
Yeah, they do very well.
They're closed on Sunday.
It's the Lord's Chicken.
That's the Lord's Chicken.
You're right.
It's a good chicken.
Closed on Sunday.
By the way, closed on Sunday.
The radical left hates.
Chick-fil-A, it's them because they tend to be, what, they're Christian, they're closed on Sunday, and God, that's un-American, isn't it?
The notion of faith, the notion of paying homage to one's creator, that's not up to them.
Come on, come on.
Anyway, here we go.
Good to see you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Now the love.
Hello, everybody.
Get ready for a milkshake.
You got plenty of it.
This is an original from 2016.
Love.
I like that guy.
Do you have a pen for me?
Give me a pen.
Love, love, love, love, love.
Adoration, sincere love, respect.
Happiness.
He's a star.
He's a superstar.
That is the original, huh?
2016, Cleveland.
You've been there for the beginning.
You knew what was happening.
You got it.
Look at that.
Look at this, man.
Again, not to belabor the point, Joe was walking around.
I'm going to walk over here with nobody there!
They couldn't even have found members ahead of time.
The advance team in Philly.
To just pretend they were excited.
But that couldn't have worked because Joe would have gone off.
He would have gone into one of his...
You know, my uncle was a cannibal.
Quit talking about the cannibal.
Want to hear about Corn Pop?
No, I don't want to hear about it.
You don't know where he's going.
But with the Trump...
No.
With the Trumpster, rather.
You know where he's going.
Back to the White House.
Good day, Lars.
Let me get this pin out of here.
Come here.
Thank you for the pleasure.
How are you?
Look at that.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Nice to see you.
Nice to see you, everybody.
Nice to see you, buddy.
I'm doing good.
Love, love.
Wow.
Everybody having a good time.
Everybody.
I can't watch this.
I can't watch this.
I'm sorry.
I'm cruel.
Strike me dead for doing this.
Strike me dead.
I don't mean to make fun of...
Well, yes, I do.
I mean to make fun of somebody who wants to destroy my country for four more years.
Let me explain this to you.
Let me see if I can wrap it up.
That was candidate one.
That was candidate two.
Based upon those two people, if you didn't know...
Anything about what they stood for, their record, their policy, anything.
Of those two, whom would you want to be?
Not the guy changing your oil in a jiffy lube, or as my friend says, not somebody who's driving you home from the airport.
Can you imagine?
Would you want Biden to drive you home?
No, no, no, no.
But just based upon the countenance, the affect, the visage.
The affect, the look, everything of the two.
Whom would you want to be president?
Which of the two, of those two samples, if you will, is best able to lead this country?
And they made such a...
Actually, the other day, Trump nods off for a minute.
Listen, I'm sorry.
I am famous.
If I'm someplace that is the slightest bit, shall we say, not exciting, I'm out.
Okay?
Not forever.
Not any drool.
Not any web-like goo drool.
Not some spider web, you know.
No, no, no, no.
But still, they actually were trying to...
And he also confused Nancy Pelosi.
He made a mistake.
Did your mother ever call you by your brother or sister's name?
You know how people just say things to me?
They jumped on that.
And this guy's walking around yelling, Biden, who ordered the real cutlet?
And that's okay.
I'm going to leave you right now, Don Corleone.
I'm going to leave you.
And may your first child be a masculine child.
That's exactly what we're talking about.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, let me just put it to you this way.
The real theme for 2024 should be very simple.
And I don't want to be scatological or wax coprolele, but I will say this.
And I mean this sincerely.
Do you want four more years of this?
You got it?
That's it.
Do you want four more years?
Of that.
I don't think so.
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