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April 20, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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Ventilation Friday: The First Amendment’s on Life Support, Biden’s Decline and the Trump Witch Hunt
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Good morning, dear friend.
Good morning.
Happy Friday.
This is the morning version of this thing of ours, this Friday version.
And we're going to return to our notion of Ventilation Friday, where we get a chance to kind of talk about things in a variety of different ways, with no particular adherence to a structure.
No particular concern over not waxing desultory or elliptical.
In being freeform, which is the way I only am.
But I did this years ago on Talk Radio called Ventilation Friday.
Everything and anything.
Anything that comes to mind.
Anything that pops into your head.
You know, I want to say something here, but I'm going to start with this.
I think one of the biggest scams ever.
Ever.
Ever.
One of the biggest scams is beauty, plastic surgery, estheticians, and skin treatments.
This is the biggest con I've ever seen in my life.
I know more people and more women who spend countless, maybe in a year, a hundred times.
Who knows?
At least.
And they look like, they look like shit.
Pardon my French.
I'm sorry.
I just...
Polishing...
That was his old expression.
Polishing a turd.
I mean, what are you doing?
What do you think you're going to do?
Seriously.
If you're 68 years old, you know, go on a diet.
Lose weight.
No, I'm not going to do that.
I'm going to get skin treatment.
I'm going to walk around with that.
Have you seen that greasy look?
What the hell is that about?
Or the Lauren Sanchez.
Jeff Bezos, what is that?
She actually says, go ahead, make my lips look like those wax.
Remember when you were a kid, those wax lips?
What is the matter?
How does this work?
What a scam!
I think she needs to have some type of remedial or some type of ophthalmological review.
Is she blind?
Why would somebody do this?
There is a, I swear to God, I wish I had a show.
I know this one woman.
I would have her on, and on the Chiron, that she wouldn't be able to see, I would put, honestly thinks she's beautiful.
You cannot believe what I will show you.
You will think to yourself, this woman's crazy.
She might be.
She looks like, you have no idea, spends a fortune on what?
It always has this greasy look.
The lips, the eyes, I've never seen.
So that's my first, that's where I want to start off today.
Ladies and gentlemen, there are things that, like when I was a kid, I used to always say, why does that guy with a big penis Paniculus, the beer gut.
Why is he wearing like a 28 waist and he should be a 43 with his gut pouring?
Remember that?
Did you ever see those?
A bit rednecked to them a lot of times.
Like in the South.
You go to a feed store, they've got these wranglers with this gut basically hanging off of the...
I just want to wonder, why do you do this?
Why?
We're going to be talking about that.
Joe Biden is cratering neurologically.
Like you cannot believe.
Joe Biden is, I mean, cratering.
Cratering.
Like you cannot believe.
Did you hear the cannibalism jokes?
Did you see them in Wawa?
We're going to explain that phenomenon if you're not from around these parts.
And also, the complete and total destruction of First Amendment by people who are just how the left It has just abandoned everything.
So anyway, so this is today's version.
Welcome to this thing of ours.
It's called, very simply, it's called Ventilation Friday.
We're going to be doing this.
And before we begin, let me just say right off the bat, which is critical, I want you to know about our great friends at MyPillow.com.
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Forget it.
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Look at the stuff he's got here.
Look at this.
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I don't know what he's doing.
He's just, every day you've got to check this.
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He's insane!
Remember Crazy Lenny or whatever his name was?
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It's an American and a guy that I love because they told him basically that he has to stop Showing any kind of affiliation or support of President Trump.
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All righty.
Now, let's talk about a couple of things.
First, I'm going to say something to you, and you're not going to believe me, but I'm going to say it.
Because I believe it.
I'm telling you.
I don't like making fun of people who are gone.
I don't like people who are senescent and who are suffering from decrepitude.
That's not my thing.
I don't like to make fun of people who are in extremis when it comes to neurological conditions.
It's very, very, very, very, very scary.
True story, by the way.
Kind of a funny story.
If there is such a thing as a funny story.
My friend told me this.
He swore to it.
He wasn't one to be...
I believe him because of the people who were verifying it.
Anyway, he was afraid that his mother might be perhaps showing the initial throes, the problems of this.
So he decided to take her to a neurologist or doctor or whatever it was.
And she was pissed.
She was big.
How dare you think that?
How dare you?
I am fine.
But I'll go.
I'll go.
But how dare you?
She was, as we say in West Tampa, she was mad.
So in any event, they went and they took her to the doctor.
So there was a nurse who came in.
And the nurse, interestingly enough, She said, okay, Mrs., whatever it is, I'm going to give you some questions, and I want you to just give me the answers back.
Just give me the answers back as I instruct, okay?
No, we're not going to trick you.
Nothing to worry about.
Just if you could, please, just give it a...
Okay, fine, she says.
So, she says, now, I want you to give me the months of the year backwards.
Starting with December.
The months of the year backwards.
Starting with December.
And she kind of said, ooh.
And my friend looked at her like, Ma, what's wrong with that?
No, no, no, I'll do it.
I'll do it.
No, no, I'll do it.
Reb Messed.
Reb Movin.
He didn't know what she was saying.
He was looking at her like, what the hell's the matter with you?
What is this, Klingon speak?
What are you talking about?
What?
The nurse said, Mrs. So-and-so, your friend goes, no, no, no, March.
That's tough.
And she gave the months of the year backwards.
Backwards.
So I don't like making fun of that.
Be honest.
Do you ever...
Do you ever...
Think that you're losing something and maybe you don't remember something?
Do you ever say, boy, I can't remember names now.
No, you're paying attention to it.
You're paying attention.
I've got a friend whose nickname has been Whatchamacallit his whole life.
He's never known anything.
It's always Whatchamacallit.
Yeah, my mother, Whatchamacallit.
Everything's Whatchamacallit.
So he's never been able to remember anything.
Sometimes people have this thing where they figure they're being very, very attentive.
Like if the doctor says, listen, if for some reason, if you notice any tenderness in your foot, call me immediately.
And that's all you do.
Does this count?
Is this tenderness?
Because if you're aware of something, it can be some scary stuff.
I'm remembering some of this stuff that's so arcane you can't believe.
But if there's maybe anterograde versus retrograde amnesia, in any event.
So I don't like necessarily doing it.
Trump, the other day, I think he kind of nodded off or something.
And Lawrence O'Donnell, that pathetic, horrible.
By the way, what a scam that is.
Forget the skincare stuff.
Those people are making millions on MSDNC.
Nobody watches this crap.
Except for the people in Washington.
They like that.
Morning Joe.
Anyway, he was mocking.
Just look at the way Trump acts in public.
Look at the way he acts.
Look at the way he seems.
Look at his countenance.
Look at the way his speaking pattern.
He comes out and he does these things.
He doesn't say...
You're kidding me.
There is a person...
Who the right always attributes everything to?
Saul Alinsky.
And Saul Alinsky, I want you to read the Rules for Radicals.
One of the best templates you can imagine for people who are just wanting to actually change opinions.
Anyway.
And one of the things that my friend swears Saul Alinsky said was, take whatever your...
Whatever you're doing and apply it to your opponent or something like that.
Okay.
Because to these people, they live and breathe.
Saul Alinsky said everything.
Saul Alinsky was the greatest thing anybody's...
Saul Alinsky...
Okay, fine.
So, make a long story very, very, very, very short.
He always said, Attribute something to your opponent that you're doing.
So what Lawrence O'Donnell did, somebody sent me this, was just mocking Trump who just nodded off a little bit during his trial.
Do you know how he's going to...
I've got some videos coming up.
I hope you saw.
Please tell me you saw my dissection.
Please tell me you saw...
My review, if you will, please tell me that you saw my, dare I say, my adhumbration, my clinical review of Mr. Biden at, let me see, this is Pops Biden's clinical decline, freaks people a lot, comparing him.
I thought it was very funny.
It's very funny, but very sad.
So I'm violating my own rules here, but you know what?
Screw it.
This is the presidency.
There's the link.
Make sure you see it.
I put it in the little section there for you.
Now, two things.
First, remember in 2017, I'm trying to find the first one.
First time you heard Corn Pop.
Where did you hear Corn Pop?
Do you remember the first time you heard this?
Do you remember you heard Corn Pop?
Did you ever?
Look at Madam Stamp.
You know what?
You guys are great.
Isn't that sweet?
Isn't that sweet?
Don't you love this?
Don't you love the camaraderie?
I appreciate that.
You're very nice.
Corn Pop Biden.
When was the first time 2019, 2017, for the umpteenth time, Corn Pop is real.
There really was a Corn Pop.
2019?
Yeah, 2019.
Yep, had to be 2019.
And I was on a show one time, and I remember telling the, he doesn't remember this, but I told the host, I said, Joe Biden is out of his tree.
What?
This was in 2019.
I said, are you listening to what he's saying?
He's delusional.
What?
I said, he's delusional.
What's the matter with you?
Do you not know what's going on?
He is delusional.
Joe Biden is out of his street.
He's talking about Corn Pop.
Man, he's a bad dude.
Remember that?
These black kids in a pool.
What the hell is this guy talking about?
Talking about the pomade.
I said, hey, man.
And he starts, he's going there.
I told him that and you took that.
Took that swish spray with the rusty side, rubbed it up the side of the pool.
Get rid of that rust.
Tell you something there, Corn Pop.
Don't look at me like that.
I'm in charge of this thing.
If you're going to jump inside right now, I'll meet you outside and I'll get a cane.
I'll put a cane inside of a coffee can because that's where I put the sand to keep the oxidation off the side of the blade.
It's a bad dude.
What is he talking about?
This is the president.
And they were like this.
Marvelous.
Marvelous.
It's like Hillary Clinton.
Remember the jerky, these neurological fugues she would go through?
Dear God Almighty, I'm saying somebody got her a doctor.
She's fine.
She has Fresnel lenses, which you wear to ward off diplopia and double vision.
She's fine.
She's not fine.
She's jerking her head like this with that.
Quit making fun of her.
I'm not making fun of her!
She's sick!
What if she's in the middle of a grand mal seizure?
Quit making fun of her!
I couldn't believe it.
It's like these people with the skin treatments.
You look great.
They live in another world.
They convince themselves, no, no, this is good.
This is great.
I'm looking fantastic, and he's looking great, too.
So, two things.
First of all, do you know what a Wawa is?
Okay.
Wawa is what?
South Jersey and Philly, right?
They love this Wawa.
I think sometimes they're different.
They're moving around.
There might be one in Florida moving above, but they love their Wawa.
And Wawa, for those people from West Tampa or Ybor City, Wawa was a nickname for a bus.
I have no idea why.
It just was.
Every tampeño knows Wawa, what it means.
And Wawa is like a 7-Eleven.
It's like whatever that truck stop is people want to go to.
You know, it's just they love this place.
Okay, fine.
Biden says, I'm from Scranton.
He was also from Garden City.
He's not a liar because he's too demented to know he's lying.
So he shows up to this Wawa.
This is a big one right there in Center City.
Real big.
Normally it's just like a 7-Eleven.
Just pull over and...
Still, the best place ever was outside of Denver.
It was a gas...
Phillips 66, Indian family, and they sold goats.
They sold...
Indian food and gas.
That's the one I like.
That's good.
In any event, so he shows up and he is there with the governor, excuse me, he is there with the mayor, the mayor of Philadelphia.
This is Sherelle Parker, who apparently is doing a very, very good.
Job.
Certainly trying to do.
I'm sorry, Mayor Sherelle L. Parker.
Tiffany A. Joseph R. Biden.
Make sure you get the right one.
You know, which mayor of Philly are we talking about named Sherelle?
Make sure.
Oh, Sherelle L. Okay, I got it.
I got it.
Lyndon B. Johnson.
Okay.
Donald J. Trump.
Sometimes a lot of Harry Estrom.
You know Harry Estrom.
You know S. There's no period after because his name is S. Because he wanted to sign.
He didn't have a middle name.
But S. There's no period after because technically it's not an abbreviation for a name.
His name is S. The letter S. So they went there at Sixth and Chestnut.
It's in our city.
And they call it the Genesequawa.
It's their fancy Wawa.
So he goes there.
And this is very interesting.
He goes and he orders some weird stuff.
You know what it's like.
First of all, he orders an Italian haugi.
That's a big word.
You gotta listen to Philly.
Philly does this haugi.
They have this bagel water.
They have these...
I can hear a Philly...
It's like Rochester, upstate, but I'm telling you, Philly, I know it.
Haugi.
In any event, you got a hoagie with American cheese.
This really threw him off.
You got a what?
An Italian hoagie with American cheese.
Okay, and a black and white milkshake, a dozen pretzels, a dozen assorted pastries, and a wow.
Two orders of mozzarella sticks, two bottles of cake, and low-fat strawberry banana yogurt is specifically labeled for his probiotic properties.
Now, first of all, this is what a schmuck this guy is.
You think you would sit there and say, come here, can I talk to you?
Yeah.
Can I got a real Philly guy here?
Okay, I want you to order whatever it was like your friends do.
Tell me what to call it.
If you go to Pat's or Gino's, whatever you go with or without, and then you go to cheese steak, you know, with the onion, without the onion, the cheese whiz.
You got to know the roots.
Have you been through the cheese steak?
I had them years ago.
They're okay.
They love them there.
But the real cool places are elsewhere.
Philly also has a tomato pie, which I like.
That's just like a Roma.
It's a pizza with just tomato sauce.
I like that.
You know, they have their things, but there's a way you say it.
There's a way you order it.
So you would think you would say, give me a real fluffier person to come in and order it the right way.
So anyway, he does it.
I'm going to be doing a video breaking this down and showing you.
It's really sad.
I mean, he just starts pointing and he walks off and he hands him.
It is so sad compared to Trump in Chick-fil-A.
Chick-fil-A in Atlanta.
Now, let me just tell you something.
When I was eating some meat there for a while, I loved Chick-fil-A.
Oh, my father loved Chick-fil-A.
Chick-fil-A was like, I just loved it.
Loved it.
There's something to be said for Chick-fil-A.
Oh, there she is.
Is she sweet or what?
Madam Stamp says, so look forward to your broadcast, Lionel.
Miss you during the week when I have to work, but Friday's off.
Just a simple thank you for bringing joy.
Oh, my God.
Thank you.
How about a big hand for Madam Stamp, huh?
Everybody, send her some love.
Send her some love.
Big kisses to her.
Big bracero.
Hugs to you.
Thank you so much for that.
So anyway, so there's Trump.
Now Trump comes in and Trump is just a man of the people.
Trump believes, believe it or not, he has some Secret Service guy go to a McDonald's and buy, I don't know what the hell it was.
I mean, he bought a sizable quantity of it.
He really should watch what he eats, but rumor has it, believe it or not, some people say he doesn't like people going in.
He doesn't want people to know who this is for because...
He might have a little fear.
Not a fear, but I think a well-deserved trepidation of people trying to poison him.
You think there's anything wrong with that?
I don't.
Not at all.
Not at all.
Okay?
Let me just put it to you that way.
But he really does this.
He honors to God.
Forget he's meat and potatoes, nothing fancy.
He used to like to go to the 21 Club.
Stay.
Okay, fine.
Listen, people have to understand what they like.
There's some things that people just like, and that's just the way he is.
But when he walks in, did you see the looks of the black counter staff at Chick-fil-A in Atlanta?
They were just, he's a star.
And he has a general, hi everybody, he has a star.
And he signs his autograph.
And by the way, he does this thing where they say, oh, he's a germaphobe.
He's called a misophobe.
Shakes people's hands all the time.
He really knows what he is.
My friend, I think it was in Tampa.
He was in USF or something.
But my friend was in a contingent of...
Law enforcement who were, you know, doing protective detail.
It might have been raining.
It was a real lousy day.
And Trump gets out of the car.
Rain, whatever.
Shakes hands.
No umbrella.
And then I said, just thanks, everybody.
He loves these people.
He connects with people.
I'm telling you.
He connects.
Some people just have it.
Some people, they just have it.
Mayor de Blasio one time ate Pizza, by the way, pizza in New York, right now, I've never seen anything like that.
Am I right, honey?
Pizza here is like on another level.
I mean, if you're into pizza, you go to pizza tours, you go to pizza, you have no idea.
And Mayor de Blasio ate with a knife and fork and they laughed at him.
But in Rome and in various pizza...
Knife and fork is absolutely okay.
But he wasn't doing it because that's the cool way to do it.
He was doing it the way whatever.
By the way, does anybody have any weird way to eat food?
I had a friend of mine when I was at school.
This guy, Davey.
This is so interesting.
He would always lean over to drink his milk.
I was a kid with a straw.
I said, Davey, is that an angel over there?
What?
And I would move it.
He goes, no.
I'm sorry.
My mistake.
So he would eventually lean over.
Not moving it back.
He would lean over.
And I'm thinking about this side of him.
Crazy.
But there's certain things we eat, certain ways.
I've had friends.
We had a friend in the family when he was a kid.
Food couldn't touch.
Could not touch.
Do not touch this.
This has got to be separate.
Me, I'm a mixer.
Mrs. Allen and I are mixers.
We love to mix.
Mix it up.
It sounds.
Love it.
Different people.
Anyway, Trump is that way.
Okay.
Biden, pathetic.
First of all, nobody's around him.
And whoever, and I'm going to do this video later, make sure you sign up.
Make sure you subscribe, Lionel Nation.
Can I break it down almost like I dissect it?
There's a young man in the Wawa in Philly.
This is the greatest Counterperson.
He's got to be from Central Casting.
He's like, thank you very much if you like this.
And please, over here, have your ice cream.
And he is the most officious.
He is the greatest counterperson ever.
Okay.
That's that.
Now, we get to the latest one.
This is the best story.
Did you hear about Trump?
Trump.
Biden with the cannibals.
Did you hear this story?
Because he just goes off.
He goes off into this la-la land.
Off.
He just, I don't know where this stuff comes from.
I don't know where he channels this, but he's off and running.
He's taking off.
And when he gets that look, they're saying, oh, shit.
Oh, God, here he is.
You know, torchlight Sunday.
Stop him.
He's talking.
Move in.
Alpha.
Tango.
Niner.
He's on the lawn.
Rangers on the lawn.
He's off.
He's gone.
He's gone.
Here's the latest one.
You're going to love this.
Oh, some really interesting stuff.
Oh, I love this.
I love this one.
Joe Biden was in a I think he was in Scranton.
Where was he?
I think he was in I forget where he was, but he's in Philly.
I don't know where he was.
But Joe Biden suggested that his uncle may have been eaten by cannibals in Papua New Guinea.
Did you see this one?
This is beautiful.
This is during World War II.
And the PNG folks, PNG as they call them, they are, as we say in West Tampa, they are Biden was talking about his uncle, Second Lieutenant Ambrose J. Finnegan Jr. while he was campaigning in Pittsburgh.
By the way, Pennsylvania.
I mean, we went, there's Pittsburgh.
There's Philly, Scranton.
I mean, there's, you know...
Wow, it's a big place, different locations.
We went to one time, we went to...
Jim Thorpe, Pennsylvania.
That was very interesting.
In any event, we went to see Roseanne there, as a matter of fact.
She wowed them.
In any event, dear friends, she spoke about his uncle, Second Lieutenant Ambrose J. Finnegan Jr.
And Uncle Bozy, called him Uncle Bozy.
He had flown a single-engine plane as reconnaissance flights during the war.
And Biden said he got shot down in New Guinea and added, listen to this, they never found the body because there used to be a lot of cannibals, for real, in that part of New Guinea.
Okay, all right.
Say goodbye to the PNG crowd.
Now, official war records say that Finnegan was killed when a plane in which he was a passenger experienced some engine failure and crash into the Pacific Ocean.
The records do not mention cannibalism or state that the plane was shot down or anything like that.
According to the Pentagon's defense, POW, MIA accounting agency, Biden's uncle died on May 14th, 1944, while a passenger on an A-20 Havoc aircraft departed Momote Airfield in Los Negros Island.
Bound for a NADZAB airfield in New Guinea.
Quote, Found no trace of the missing aircraft or the lost crew members.
Okay?
Gets good now.
So, analysts in Papua New Guinea were shown his comments, President Trump, and they described the particular claims made by Jojo as unsubstantiated, poorly judged lunatic, pointing out that they come at a time...
When the U.S. has been seeking to strengthen its ties with the PNG, with the country, and counter Chinese influence, who of course are making a hell of an influence.
Okay?
The Melanesian group, this is according to Michael Kabuni, who was a lecturer in political science at the University of Papua New Guinea.
The Melanesian group of people, who Papua New Guinea is part of, are very proud people.
And they would find this kind of categorization very offensive.
Not because someone says, oh, there used to be cannibalism in P.H. No.
We know that there was cannibalism, but it was a different story.
But taking it out of context and applying that your uncle jumps out of the plane and somehow you think it's a good meal is unacceptable.
Cannibalism.
Listen to this.
Cannibalism was practiced by some members of the community in the past in specific context.
Such as eating a deceased relative out of respect to prevent their body from decomposing.
There was context.
They wouldn't just eat white men that fell from the sky, according to Mr. Kabuni.
Now, the practice was not due to people lacking food.
In fact, the Papua New Guinea, they were practicing agriculture for 10,000 years.
Now, among the, there are 79,000 U.S. soldiers who remain unaccounted for.
Following the Second World War.
And they either were lost in Southeast Asia, to the Korean Peninsula, and Europe.
What is he implying?
All 79,000 men were never found, were eaten?
That's kind of out of the...
And somebody says, I'm at a loss for words, said Alan Bird, the governor of the province of East Sepik, who was recently selected as the alternate prime minister.
I'm at a loss for words.
I don't feel offended.
It's hilarious, really.
I'm sure that when Biden was a child, those are the things they were told.
And it goes on and on, and it paints.
Now, here's something very interesting.
There is something which is a very, very interesting story.
Listen to this.
And this might be a little bit of memory lane.
This was from March.
There's a new genetic analysis shedding light on the epidemic caused by the practice of mortuary feasting in the eastern highlands of PNG in mid-last century.
In the middle of the 20th century, the eastern highlands province of Papua New Guinea was gripped.
By a mysterious disease which left entire villages without adult women.
The four, F-O-R-E, four foray, the four people at the center of the outbreak called it KURU, K-U-R-U, ring a bell.
The word for shivering as people lost control of their limbs bodily functions before a tremor set in preceding death.
And the tribe had been relatively isolated from the rest of the world until the 1930s.
But by the height of the epidemic in the 1950s, it had attracted the attention of researchers.
And they believe that after ruling out contaminants, researchers hypothesize it could be genetic until the discovery that Kuru was spent through.
The tradition of mortuary feast, during which they ate the bodies of their deceased relatives.
This, by the way, this is from The Guardian.
This is fantastic.
A type of prion disease.
Kuru is a progressive neurodegenerative disease caused by the change in the shape of the body's normal prion protein.
Somebody they believe they might die, eat somebody, the most likely explanation.
How it spread.
At some point, one person died of, let's say, Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease, CJD, and that infected tissue was consumed.
Now, I only bring this up.
One of the many in...
I don't want to say insane, but I'll say insane.
One of the...
In fact, it was around the time when, you know, Hillary was...
Doing this.
And also, remember when Hillary, when the night of her, how do I say this, the night she took the nomination, she did that that Angelo Bruno look, because of the lights and the balloons and the flashing and photophobic, people were saying, aha, it's Kuru.
And I'm thinking, wait a minute, first of all, Hillary is not a cannibal, number one.
Number two, She'd be dead.
You don't have Kuru, and then you get over it.
I don't think she was around PNG, or she was a part of any kind of a mortuary feast.
I mean, this is when it was...
I mean, there was nothing that was off the table.
And all the time I'm thinking, wait a minute, hold it, hold it, hold it.
Yes, she is making some unique jerky, herky-jerky movements.
But let's not, let's, you know, remember, as they say in medical school, if you hear hoofbeats, don't think a zebra.
Ladies and gentlemen, Beastie Blast says, it's not an Asian Friday, so everything and anything goes, right?
Please tell us a story about that radio phone call that goes, I'll put it outside and set it on fire.
Definitely one of the best.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's when I was lud.
I will do that.
I will do that.
But I want to finish this, but thank you very much.
That was...
From my years of...
There was a guy named Ludd.
An old man who called up the radio station all the time.
And as I did it, I would become Ludd.
Ludd Suggins with his son, Junior.
Anyway.
So, you've got to see...
Who was it?
Corinne Jean-Pierre.
She's singing...
KJP, what is it?
You're going to have to address the thing about the cannibalism.
The cannibalism?
What the hell are you talking about?
The cannibalism?
What?
The cannibalism?
That's Joe.
Quick story.
I used to, when talk radio was great, I would call up as a...
A variety of characters.
There was a show one time called Desperate and Dateless.
This is like the 80s or whatever.
Friday night, and these old women would call up and say, hello, yes, I'd like to find someone who likes my tapioca.
who might find my tapioca recipe enchanting and likes quilting and journey.
Journaling.
You know, weird stuff.
And I'd call up this guy named Delma from Dover.
And I'd just say, I'm just horny.
And I was just this vile lech in these poor men.
Well, anyway.
But the one that I really enjoyed was this character named Ludd.
And whenever there would be any kind of terrible thing where they killed a family of five, they killed a family of six, you know, the serial killers, John Wayne Gacy, whatever it is, I would always say, you know what I'd do if I catch that guy?
I wouldn't put him inside a prison or electric chair.
No, sir.
What I'd do is I'd take him outside.
And set them on fire.
And that was my thing.
That's all he wanted to do was set people on fire.
Okay.
A little dangerous, but nonetheless.
And every day, whenever there was any story, in fact, the host would say, well, I wonder if it was going to be...
Well, this 96-year-old woman was beaten with a claw hammer by a...
Gang of thugs.
I wonder if Ludd is anywhere around.
You know what I'd do if I find that guy?
And people knew.
Set him on fire.
Well, you know what I'd do if I got a hold of...
Set him on fire?
I'll tell you what I'd do.
That wouldn't put him in prison.
Set him on fire?
No.
I'd take him outside and set him on fire.
That's what I said.
Well, I'd do that too.
So one day they had this thing.
It was civil forfeiture.
What do you do when you collect, when you find boats and, you know, things of drug dealers?
And they were seizing them, you know, in Florida at the time.
So I'd say, you know what I'd do if I find somebody out there in his old boat bringing in drugs to kill our children?
You know what I'd do?
Set them on fire?
No, no, no.
I wouldn't seize the property, but I'd bring him outside.
Put him in a chair, and I'd bring that boat out that he loved, that boat worth $10 million, and I'd set it on fire.
Make him watch it.
And it was just this whole thing, and I think Ludd's career was, I think it was kind of a derailed when somebody was actually set on fire, and I thought, I think we should retire at this one.
This is before Hager.
Somebody will probably say, Did you do anything?
I did not in any way suggest that people should provide their own version of self-help, vigilantism, by setting people on fire.
I believe that should only be done by the behest of a court to set them on fire.
Then again, I was thinking about something because what inspired me, I had a law professor who said, you know, If we took people out there who broke into houses and took them on a courthouse lawn and set them on fire, I think burglaries would go down.
And I always thought to myself, you know, maybe there's something to this.
Maybe, in a very strange way, there's something to this.
Maybe, maybe that's it.
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
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I gotta tell you this one, and this is the one that is just.
Piers Morgan, his people are not sending it to me, is so out of his tree.
We are losing our minds regarding what is happening, regarding Israel, Gaza, and the like.
Ladies and gentlemen, I want you to believe anything you want.
I want you to espouse anything that you want.
I want you to think anything that you want.
I want you to be anything that you want.
It does not matter to me or anyone else.
You just say and do and think and whatever it is, anything you want.
Anything.
As long as whatever you say does not...
Incite, under the Brandenburg test, incite is not directed to incite or causes immediate incitement of violence and the like.
It's that simple.
And you may find the term from the river to the sea to be problematic.
You might find it to be anti-Semitic.
You might find it to be hateful, anti-Israeli, as is your right.
There are others who might say, no, I don't believe that.
You might find no justice, no peace, the dog whistle, the precursor to domestic terror and violence in the streets.
Others may say no.
As long as you say something, as long as what you're saying is words, you should be able to say it.
Right now we have people, we have the left, who are supporting legislation and says, no, you shouldn't be able to, we're going to ban that.
And everybody in lockstep, in lockstep is just, I don't know what the word is.
They're just...
I don't know what the word is.
They're just signing on to this absolute lunacy.
So Piers Morgan's talking to the knight, and I'm thinking to myself, wait a minute.
Do you sound exactly, exactly like people sounded during Vietnam?
Remember during Vietnam when Americans were, remember every night at Walter Crockett, all these people were dying and saying, what is this?
And they were soft-soaping it.
And I'm listening to them and I'm saying, Piers, I know this may sound as a bit of a shock to you, but if you look at the way this is being fought, this battle, Some people are suspecting, some people are concerned,
that what Iran is doing is Iran is getting rid of its old drones, sending them over, we'll get to the reason why, causing you to retaliate, and it is estimated from what I read, maybe you saw the same thing, in one particular evening, in one particular response, it cost four billion, B, billion dollars.
Iran is sending over these UAVs, finding the response time, finding, targeting, whatever it is.
This is what they're saying.
It could be all nonsense.
And Israel is spending $4 billion.
How are you going to handle 200 days of this?
This is ridiculous.
This is not...
Piers Morgan, that was one of the most brilliant...
What?
That was one of the most brilliant exercises.
Iran was flattened.
And I'm thinking, I can't believe this guy.
And somebody said, Pierce, what do you think was the basis for Iran doing this?
What precipitated it?
Nothing precipitated.
Well, okay, maybe not a justified reason in your mind, but can you think of anything that might have been?
What did they say?
It was the attack on the Iranian consulate or embassy in Damascus.
This is a sovereign.
He said, well, we all know that there were individuals there.
This was a militarized operation.
This was a front.
After all, there were even generals killed.
You don't think there's generals at embassies?
Who do you think was at the Iranian embassy?
Remember the time when we had our Iranian embassy?
At that time, and the students came in and they said, you were using this.
As a military operation, they had Marines going, well, the Marines were there to merely support the, yes, the protection of the, but they said, no, this is a spy operation.
No, it's not.
Turns out it was.
And they shredded everything.
So the Iranians in 79 or whatever it was, took students and had them reattach.
They had hundreds and hundreds of kids go through the Shredded documents and put them together.
That's why today they do these double-cross things, or they have burn bags or whatever it is.
And it verified everything they were saying at the time.
This, of course, was after 1953, Operation Ajax, where the CIA toppled Mossadegh and gave you the Shah of Iran.
Okay.
And I can't believe...
Pierce Morgan is just spewing this.
He can't be that stupid.
David Cameron.
Dear God, did you see David Cameron?
Somebody from BBC or something said, Mr. Cameron, yes.
What do you think precipitated the Iranian, the initial aggression shown, well, I don't know.
Do you think it might have been Israel's attacking their embassy or consulate.
Well, I was...
Mr. Cameron, what would you do if someone attacked the United Kingdom's embassy someplace?
Well, we would respond forcefully.
Aha!
But here's the best part.
I'm saying don't worry about it.
What do you mean?
Don't worry about it.
That's European concern.
Americans don't care about this stuff.
Nobody's talking about this.
Nobody.
You see where Ilhan Omar's daughter got bounced or whatever?
Great.
Shut these people up.
Because, and this is the move that kills me.
If you say death to anything, Is it part of your, whatever side you're on, you're going to lose.
Mrs. Ella and I were walking today, we're up on the west side, and there's in front of the John Jay College of Criminal Justice, and there's these Palestinians, and they're listening.
I'm listening.
They had a, it's very peaceful, and I'm listening.
No death to anybody.
They were just, they didn't even say from the river to the beach.
They were just talking about free Palestine or whatever it is.
Great!
First Amendment.
Knock yourself out.
But the good news is don't worry about it because American voters don't care about that.
They're going, yeah, yeah, yeah, you people are crazy.
These are our friends.
Forget it.
And whoever looks more like Americans, that's who we want.
That's why it was very, very difficult during World War II for Capra and these guys to build their propaganda machines against Germans.
And against Italians, because we have Germans and Italians here.
But Japanese, no problem there.
Oh my God, it was racist.
So these are realities.
Remember, I am a realist.
And this is the thing that is the worst.
I remember hearing Gore Vidal recently.
He said, there's nothing worse than that.
I call it the way it is.
Not the way it should be.
Not the way it theoretically is, but the way it is.
And let me tell you something.
Right now, as of this moment, going back to President Trump.
President Trump is looking better and better and better than you could ever imagine, my friend.
Ever imagine.
You hear what I'm saying?
Ever imagine.
This is my pen.
You see this little pen?
Little pen down here.
Part of my memory.
Oh my god, I got so much stuff.
And the reason why I'm so glad to see it is because people are realizing this guy is not going to make it.
Now, when Gavin Newsom comes in, or somebody's going to have to come in, Joe Biden can't even order something at a Wawa.
Nothing.
And by the way, speaking of Israel and whatever, his Middle East plans, his Middle East strategy is completely and totally in.
Coherent!
Do you hear what I'm saying?
Good.
So, Beastie Blast, thank you, Madam Stamp, thank you on this beauteous, gorgeous Friday day.
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All right.
Okay, good.
Thank you.
Have a great, a glorious, a beauteous, and a wonderful day.
A safe day.
A safe day.
Enjoy the weather.
Enjoy the time.
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Spring is, I think, upon us.
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