Lionel Nation - Trump Never Farted!
Aired: 2024-04-20
Duration: 02:46


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[00:01:31]  You know, I understand more than anybody else the idea of a good fart joke.
[00:01:36]  I mean, we've all seen Blazing Saddles and Leslie Nielsen was famous for this.
[00:01:43]  But is there anything...
[00:01:46]  That I can possibly say to tell you to just lay off the president.
[00:01:52]  Especially this notion of flatulence.
[00:01:54]  There's nothing funny about it.
[00:01:57]  I mean, it's okay, but it's like a spice that if overdone, like cumin.

=== Please, Court Please (00:46) ===

[00:02:05]  It's great on tacos, but on cereal?
[00:02:08]  No way.
[00:02:09]  So look, just do me a favor.
[00:02:11]  There's enough to go around, I think, in talking about this seriousness.
[00:02:15]  And there's enough as far as a lot of the fascinating legal issues and matters that I think should basically attend or garner or attract our particular attention.
[00:02:31]  But this business, first he falls asleep, then he's flatulating in court.
[00:02:38]  Please, please.
[00:02:41]  Have we no mercy?
[00:02:43]  Have we no decency at long last?