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I Don't Need Gravity
00:04:34
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| I'm from outer space. | |
| I got Milky Way for blood, evolution in my veins. | |
| I'm God, I've been far away. | |
| I'm a luminane, I'll make a move star. | |
| Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis. | |
| I'm your future past and present. | |
| I'm a fine line. | |
| Yeah, I'm a miscellaneous illusion. | |
| I am not really here, I'm an intrusion. | |
| I don't swim or sink, I just float. | |
| I don't need gravity, I just need growth. | |
| Oh, when I move, it's an earthquake rumble. | |
| I will never, ever fall, never stumble. | |
| And I don't need to be humble. | |
| Break down walls like Jericho. | |
| Not all things gay have to do with homosexuality. | |
| That was a lady called Iniko who's very into a lady called Iniko. | |
| And it gives me douche chills. | |
| That was called Jericho Acapella. | |
| Just like unfettered egos in the arts. | |
| And the confidence and the low IQ combined makes for some serious douche chills. | |
| This is her other big hit, King. | |
| People, like, this has got a budget. | |
| I don't know who paid for this. | |
| Why did they pay for it? | |
| Ooh, that's a good way to launder money videos. | |
| You pay cash to all the cameramen and everything, and then you just tell the tax man everyone loves her. | |
| They just did it for free. | |
| Right? | |
| Yeah, they don't claim it. | |
| You could do like a $500,000 video and say that it costs like $10,000. | |
| It's better than a restaurant. | |
| Did Kings come up? | |
| I am a goddess. | |
| I am so perfect. | |
| I don't need gravity! | |
| I don't see anything. | |
| *music* | |
| What's going on? | |
| Uh-oh. | |
| I'll try this one. | |
| That one's cool. | |
| That was way better. | |
| Nice job. | |
| That's also not showing anything. | |
| Sure. | |
| Oh, it's your shit internet loading, which is Ryan Reeser. | |
| Problems. | |
| Ryan's internet sucks. | |
| Always wanted to be famous. | |
| Just being real, yeah, just be aware of it. | |
| Meet me, me. | |
| Just being honest, I will be one of the greatest dads of all yet. | |
| I will be one of the greatest megalomania, man. | |
| I was checking out some D-Transition video this morning, and it was a guy talking about how he almost was castrated. | |
| And luckily, he turned it around. | |
| And now he's just a homo, and he doesn't think he's a woman anymore. | |
| But even in that, and I agree with the guy, even in that world, it's still me, me, me. | |
| I was almost this. | |
| I was that. | |
| Just like a trans person, their whole identity is being trans. | |
| A D-transitioner, their whole identity is detransitioning. | |
| It's gay. | |
| And it's very left. | |
| You'll notice that I got a lot to say about Tucker Carlson again, but you'll notice with the right, it's more like, how do we save this country? | |
| How do we have more freedom? | |
| How do we get the boot off our neck? | |
| How do we promote free speech? | |
| How do we save the media and make journalists real journalists again? | |
| How do we get the information out? | |
| How do we help people? | |
| And then the left is always, I was at a point there where I felt that I, me, me, me, me, me. | |
| Every rally, I told you when I went undercover with Project Very Test to a Black Lives Matter thing, there was about 15 people in the room. | |
| And they said, why don't you just get up and say a little bit about yourself? | |
| And then we'll start the meeting. | |
| What? | |
| So people went on for like two or three minutes. | |
| Each person in the room, it took an hour. | |
| I don't give a fuck who you are. | |
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Yu-Gi-Oh Attack Mode
00:00:35
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| Also, in nerd news. | |
| Nerduz. | |
| What? | |
| The nerduce. | |
| I summon Nova Summoner in attack mode. | |
| And how much attack does that have? | |
| A buck is on their arms. | |
| That's a Yu-Gi-Oh deck arm thing. | |
| 1800? | |
| Oh, wait. | |
| Boosted by the Sanctimate has 1700. | |
| We know it's a thing. | |
| We know it's on their arm. | |
| We can see they're playing Yu-Gi-Oh! | |