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April 25, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S4E245 - RYAN SPILLS THE BEANS
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I'm from outer space.
I got Milky Way for blood, evolution in my veins.
I'm God, I've been far away.
I'm a luminane, I'll make a move star.
Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.
I'm your future past and present.
I'm a fine line.
Yeah, I'm a miscellaneous illusion.
I am not really here, I'm an intrusion.
I don't swim or sink, I just float.
I don't need gravity, I just need growth.
Oh, when I move, it's an earthquake rumble.
I will never, ever fall, never stumble.
And I don't need to be humble.
Break down walls like Jericho.
Not all things gay have to do with homosexuality.
That was a lady called Iniko who's very into a lady called Iniko.
And it gives me douche chills.
That was called Jericho Acapella.
Just like unfettered egos in the arts.
And the confidence and the low IQ combined makes for some serious douche chills.
This is her other big hit, King.
People, like, this has got a budget.
I don't know who paid for this.
Why did they pay for it?
Ooh, that's a good way to launder money videos.
You pay cash to all the cameramen and everything, and then you just tell the tax man everyone loves her.
They just did it for free.
Right?
Yeah, they don't claim it.
You could do like a $500,000 video and say that it costs like $10,000.
It's better than a restaurant.
Did Kings come up?
I am a goddess.
I am so perfect.
I don't need gravity!
I don't see anything.
*music*
What's going on?
Uh-oh.
I'll try this one.
That one's cool.
That was way better.
Nice job.
That's also not showing anything.
Sure.
Oh, it's your shit internet loading, which is Ryan Reeser.
Problems.
Ryan's internet sucks.
Always wanted to be famous.
Just being real, yeah, just be aware of it.
Meet me, me.
Just being honest, I will be one of the greatest dads of all yet.
I will be one of the greatest megalomania, man.
I was checking out some D-Transition video this morning, and it was a guy talking about how he almost was castrated.
And luckily, he turned it around.
And now he's just a homo, and he doesn't think he's a woman anymore.
But even in that, and I agree with the guy, even in that world, it's still me, me, me.
I was almost this.
I was that.
Just like a trans person, their whole identity is being trans.
A D-transitioner, their whole identity is detransitioning.
It's gay.
And it's very left.
You'll notice that I got a lot to say about Tucker Carlson again, but you'll notice with the right, it's more like, how do we save this country?
How do we have more freedom?
How do we get the boot off our neck?
How do we promote free speech?
How do we save the media and make journalists real journalists again?
How do we get the information out?
How do we help people?
And then the left is always, I was at a point there where I felt that I, me, me, me, me, me.
Every rally, I told you when I went undercover with Project Very Test to a Black Lives Matter thing, there was about 15 people in the room.
And they said, why don't you just get up and say a little bit about yourself?
And then we'll start the meeting.
What?
So people went on for like two or three minutes.
Each person in the room, it took an hour.
I don't give a fuck who you are.
Also, in nerd news.
Nerduz.
What?
The nerduce.
I summon Nova Summoner in attack mode.
And how much attack does that have?
A buck is on their arms.
That's a Yu-Gi-Oh deck arm thing.
1800?
Oh, wait.
Boosted by the Sanctimate has 1700.
We know it's a thing.
We know it's on their arm.
We can see they're playing Yu-Gi-Oh!
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