All Episodes
Previous Next
April 24, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
04:58
S4E244 - WE HIRED TUCKER!
| Copy link to current segment

Time Text
We've been waiting for the days that talk so free.
And now it's the weekend.
Ah.
*sad*
Tucker's fired, and we got mice.
You know what?
I don't think it's the kitchen, Ryan.
No?
No, because those people are super anal and clean.
Yeah.
That's a good point.
So they don't leave food lying around.
You've been in that kitchen.
It's always spotless.
Do we have food in that storage room?
No.
Well, we have ramen noodles, I think, but the package I haven't checked.
Check now.
All right.
Because I'm dying to itch my eye.
I'm the most mouse allergic person in the world.
If you want to know if you have mice, just invite me over.
I'll stand in your living room for two seconds and start wheezing and itching.
Not even a cardboard.
Yeah, they wouldn't know it's food, right?
If it's wrapped up.
I don't think it registers as food to mice because it's so like process.
But really, there's no food over it.
But they came down and they like.
You can't hear me.
There's shit and piss all over our printer paper.
If any mice are watching this or listening right now, we're going to kill you.
So if you see a little piece of peanut butter on a tiny piece of cheap wood and there's a spring near it, I would avoid that.
Yeah.
If you're a fan of the show and a mouse at the same time.
Any mice, any mice in that next room, I'd be very wary of free food.
If you're not a baby meister, go fuck yourself.
Eat the peanut butter.
My theory is that it's the Mexicans want to raise that clean here.
They're like, go ahead, mijo.
Go ahead, shitty.
That's a great theory, Ryan.
It's the Mexican cleaning mafia is at it again.
Well, that alarm did go off a lot.
Is that zone?
Oh, fuck.
That's the movement.
Dude, that's the movement.
That's the movement.
But I looked on the cameras with a hawk's eye.
Hawk eye.
And I didn't see any movement.
I remember looking at like that around the area where it said that there was movement, and I just watched.
And I was looking for a paper blowing on the floor if the air went on or something.
Saw nothing.
So just like I looked like a freak last week with that red eye thing, I can feel it starting again.
I can feel the itchy here.
No.
Anyway, that opening band was High-Viz, London band.
They're always listed as hardcore, London, UK hardcore.
They just sound like a good pop band to me.
Maybe I'm so tough that hardcore punk sounds slow.
We have a, before we talk about Tucker and other important stuff, we have a very important fart update.
On the kids' show, we were discussing toots.
I got a letter.
I'm going to read it later on.
This woman was talking about how she's very disappointed in me because I swore.
I beeped it out, but you could still make out that the word was fuck in the kids' show.
Uh-oh.
I think I got it.
And then she listed all these other things that are swear words, including hell and farts.
What?
See, farts is a stretch.
Hell.
And ass.
You're supposed to say but and toot.
Yeah, we couldn't say ass in my household.
Really?
Yeah.
For a while, until I was like 14.
Scottish people and Canadians and then Scottish Canadians, you can't scream cunt in your grandmother's face if she just woke up.
You got to give her 10 minutes.
Give her a cup of tea.
And then you give her the hard tea.
Yeah.
Do you show breasts on that television?
Or is that farther out in Europe?
They show breasts.
The words I don't let my kids say are cunt, fuck, shit, motherfucker.
And the N-word.
Right.
Retard in the right context is fine.
You wouldn't call someone with special needs a retard, obviously.
But you could say that's retarded.
Anyway.
So on the show, I said we were laughing, farting, and then I went, wait a minute, the cameras.
We have cameras all over indoors and outdoors.
▲
Export Selection