Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E245 - RYAN SPILLS THE BEANS
Aired: 2023-04-25
Duration: 04:58


=== I Don't Need Gravity (04:34) ===

[00:00:03]  I'm from outer space.
[00:00:04]  I got Milky Way for blood, evolution in my veins.
[00:00:08]  I'm God, I've been far away.
[00:00:11]  I'm a luminane, I'll make a move star.
[00:00:14]  Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.
[00:00:23]  I'm your future past and present.
[00:00:25]  I'm a fine line.
[00:00:26]  Yeah, I'm a miscellaneous illusion.
[00:00:29]  I am not really here, I'm an intrusion.
[00:00:32]  I don't swim or sink, I just float.
[00:00:35]  I don't need gravity, I just need growth.
[00:00:38]  Oh, when I move, it's an earthquake rumble.
[00:00:43]  I will never, ever fall, never stumble.
[00:00:46]  And I don't need to be humble.
[00:00:48]  Break down walls like Jericho.
[00:00:51]  Not all things gay have to do with homosexuality.
[00:00:56]  That was a lady called Iniko who's very into a lady called Iniko.
[00:01:04]  And it gives me douche chills.
[00:01:07]  That was called Jericho Acapella.
[00:01:10]  Just like unfettered egos in the arts.
[00:01:16]  And the confidence and the low IQ combined makes for some serious douche chills.
[00:01:22]  This is her other big hit, King.
[00:01:25]  People, like, this has got a budget.
[00:01:27]  I don't know who paid for this.
[00:01:30]  Why did they pay for it?
[00:01:31]  Ooh, that's a good way to launder money videos.
[00:01:34]  You pay cash to all the cameramen and everything, and then you just tell the tax man everyone loves her.
[00:01:39]  They just did it for free.
[00:01:42]  Right?
[00:01:42]  Yeah, they don't claim it.
[00:01:45]  You could do like a $500,000 video and say that it costs like $10,000.
[00:01:50]  It's better than a restaurant.
[00:01:54]  Did Kings come up?
[00:01:59]  I am a goddess.
[00:02:01]  I am so perfect.
[00:02:03]  I don't need gravity!
[00:02:05]  I don't see anything.
[00:02:06]  *music*
[00:02:11]  What's going on?
[00:02:14]  Uh-oh.
[00:02:16]  I'll try this one.
[00:02:21]  That one's cool.
[00:02:22]  That was way better.
[00:02:24]  Nice job.
[00:02:27]  That's also not showing anything.
[00:02:29]  Sure.
[00:02:31]  Oh, it's your shit internet loading, which is Ryan Reeser.
[00:02:36]  Problems.
[00:02:36]  Ryan's internet sucks.
[00:02:42]  Always wanted to be famous.
[00:02:43]  Just being real, yeah, just be aware of it.
[00:02:45]  Meet me, me.
[00:02:48]  Just being honest, I will be one of the greatest dads of all yet.
[00:02:53]  I will be one of the greatest megalomania, man.
[00:02:58]  I was checking out some D-Transition video this morning, and it was a guy talking about how he almost was castrated.
[00:03:06]  And luckily, he turned it around.
[00:03:08]  And now he's just a homo, and he doesn't think he's a woman anymore.
[00:03:12]  But even in that, and I agree with the guy, even in that world, it's still me, me, me.
[00:03:18]  I was almost this.
[00:03:19]  I was that.
[00:03:21]  Just like a trans person, their whole identity is being trans.
[00:03:25]  A D-transitioner, their whole identity is detransitioning.
[00:03:31]  It's gay.
[00:03:33]  And it's very left.
[00:03:34]  You'll notice that I got a lot to say about Tucker Carlson again, but you'll notice with the right, it's more like, how do we save this country?
[00:03:43]  How do we have more freedom?
[00:03:44]  How do we get the boot off our neck?
[00:03:46]  How do we promote free speech?
[00:03:48]  How do we save the media and make journalists real journalists again?
[00:03:52]  How do we get the information out?
[00:03:54]  How do we help people?
[00:03:56]  And then the left is always, I was at a point there where I felt that I, me, me, me, me, me.
[00:04:02]  Every rally, I told you when I went undercover with Project Very Test to a Black Lives Matter thing, there was about 15 people in the room.
[00:04:09]  And they said, why don't you just get up and say a little bit about yourself?
[00:04:13]  And then we'll start the meeting.
[00:04:14]  What?
[00:04:15]  So people went on for like two or three minutes.
[00:04:19]  Each person in the room, it took an hour.
[00:04:22]  I don't give a fuck who you are.

=== Yu-Gi-Oh Attack Mode (00:35) ===

[00:04:28]  Also, in nerd news.
[00:04:31]  Nerduz.
[00:04:36]  What?
[00:04:37]  The nerduce.
[00:04:38]  I summon Nova Summoner in attack mode.
[00:04:41]  And how much attack does that have?
[00:04:44]  A buck is on their arms.
[00:04:46]  That's a Yu-Gi-Oh deck arm thing.
[00:04:49]  1800?
[00:04:50]  Oh, wait.
[00:04:52]  Boosted by the Sanctimate has 1700.
[00:04:54]  We know it's a thing.
[00:04:55]  We know it's on their arm.
[00:04:57]  We can see they're playing Yu-Gi-Oh!