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Nov. 21, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S4E187 - GUYS CAN'T HAVE PERIODS
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
I tried to cut you through the heart, but I guess I cut around it.
Would you please come in a while?
I really like the smile.
Won't you please just go away?
Won't it make me sad and lonely?
Won't you please just go away?
There we go.
Josiah and the Bonnevilles.
Some dude named Josiah.
You know, I have a Josiah and a Bonneville.
My rabbit is named Josiah.
I don't know if it's mine.
It's kind of mine.
And then I have a triumph Bonneville.
That guy just got the sprinkles.
Young guy out of Tennessee.
And he just goes, I don't want to do school anymore.
It's stupid and gay and boring.
So he just hits the road.
He hits the road and just tours and then gets signed and has a great life and he's a successful musician because the Lord deemed it so.
The Lord gave him some sprinkles.
Here he is covering a Taylor Swift song and doing a beautiful job.
I think he's better than Dylan.
I don't like Bob Dylan.
I got a score if you're that talented.
Alright, that's enough of that.
Did you have a nice weekend, Ryan?
I did.
How about you?
Good.
I feel a little edgy right now.
I think it's the pre-workout.
You did the pre-workout again?
I do it every day.
Against my recommendations.
What?
You said, oh, no.
You said don't do it for sparring.
I wouldn't do it for any sort of workout besides weightlifting.
Really?
Yeah.
You're burning fuel, like really setting your heart rate to go faster.
And that's really not what you want.
I feel like I had a pretty normal workout.
You know what I did?
You do everything on hard mode.
Hungover on pre-workout.
Well, I took it easy today.
I tricked Larry.
How'd you do that?
I got him chatting about his high school days.
I love doing that.
And he started his career and how he came back to Mount Vernon after being a world champ.
And he was the king of the school at his high school reunion.
And how, you know, he was a rock star at the high school reunion.
All the chicks wanted him.
And then that gets him yapping.
Once he gets yapping, he forgets what round you're on and stuff.
The next thing you know, you're out of there after six rounds of the heavy bag.
Dude, I do that a lot too.
I'll ask real questions, but I know that the coach there is long-winded.
I'll be like, so when I do my combo, you got to ask them right before the round starts, like five seconds.
So then when it goes bing, bang, bing, they're like, because you need to understand that what you're trying to do is you like, and then they always do this thing.
They're like, okay, so I go like that, what happens?
And you're like, oh, you're open.
I don't know.
You're open.
Yeah.
Fucking boxing dudes at bars, that's the worst when they're drunk.
And they start hurting you too.
They're like, okay, so you have your hands up, you go like that.
Where's my next hand?
What's my next move?
It's almost like chess talk.
You're like, ow.
I don't know.
I guess I block.
No, you don't, because I get you there.
It's sort of like the way we talked when we were 11, where we're like, I'd come at you, and then I'd knee you in the balls.
And then when your head went down, I'd kick.
I'd knee your face.
I'd go like spladouche.
And then you go like.
And I wouldn't.
No, when you went to kick me in the balls, I'd jump back.
I'd grab your leg, and I'd flip you backwards.
Yeah, no, but I put my leg like that.
Then I went over like this.
Like, because they're, and I went.
Yeah, but I would block that, and then I'd get you in the throat.
But what about this?
I just did that.
So then I would come around, like, give me your arms?
Yeah, but I would grab your pinky, and I'd break it.
Okay, I don't even care about that pinky.
Then I go, while you're breaking it, you're like, ah, and that's when I fucking, I put my thumbs in your eye holes.
I take the broken pinky and I put it in your nose and you're like, oh, what the fuck?
Yeah.
And then I bite the rest of your hand.
That's fine, because my leg is doing this.
No, it's not, because I need you in the balls again.
All right.
Well, that's a lot of fun.
And then there would be a fight, and it was just.
Yeah, just that.
I sparred this kid that goes to the gym there.
And it's fun that, like, I was.
I know he's intimidated by me.
I know this for a fact.
He always says it out loud.
He has very low confidence.
And we're like, dude, stop talking like that.
You have to be.
Your mental game is like 90%.
That's what Tyson says.
I tend to disagree.
I think a good 80% feels physical to me.
Yeah.
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