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Josiah And The Bonnevilles
00:02:24
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| Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes. | |
| I tried to cut you through the heart, but I guess I cut around it. | |
| Would you please come in a while? | |
| I really like the smile. | |
| Won't you please just go away? | |
| Won't it make me sad and lonely? | |
| Won't you please just go away? | |
| There we go. | |
| Josiah and the Bonnevilles. | |
| Some dude named Josiah. | |
| You know, I have a Josiah and a Bonneville. | |
| My rabbit is named Josiah. | |
| I don't know if it's mine. | |
| It's kind of mine. | |
| And then I have a triumph Bonneville. | |
| That guy just got the sprinkles. | |
| Young guy out of Tennessee. | |
| And he just goes, I don't want to do school anymore. | |
| It's stupid and gay and boring. | |
| So he just hits the road. | |
| He hits the road and just tours and then gets signed and has a great life and he's a successful musician because the Lord deemed it so. | |
| The Lord gave him some sprinkles. | |
| Here he is covering a Taylor Swift song and doing a beautiful job. | |
| I think he's better than Dylan. | |
| I don't like Bob Dylan. | |
| I got a score if you're that talented. | |
| Alright, that's enough of that. | |
| Did you have a nice weekend, Ryan? | |
| I did. | |
| How about you? | |
| Good. | |
| I feel a little edgy right now. | |
| I think it's the pre-workout. | |
| You did the pre-workout again? | |
| I do it every day. | |
| Against my recommendations. | |
| What? | |
| You said, oh, no. | |
| You said don't do it for sparring. | |
| I wouldn't do it for any sort of workout besides weightlifting. | |
| Really? | |
| Yeah. | |
| You're burning fuel, like really setting your heart rate to go faster. | |
| And that's really not what you want. | |
| I feel like I had a pretty normal workout. | |
| You know what I did? | |
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Kneeing in the Balls
00:02:35
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| You do everything on hard mode. | |
| Hungover on pre-workout. | |
| Well, I took it easy today. | |
| I tricked Larry. | |
| How'd you do that? | |
| I got him chatting about his high school days. | |
| I love doing that. | |
| And he started his career and how he came back to Mount Vernon after being a world champ. | |
| And he was the king of the school at his high school reunion. | |
| And how, you know, he was a rock star at the high school reunion. | |
| All the chicks wanted him. | |
| And then that gets him yapping. | |
| Once he gets yapping, he forgets what round you're on and stuff. | |
| The next thing you know, you're out of there after six rounds of the heavy bag. | |
| Dude, I do that a lot too. | |
| I'll ask real questions, but I know that the coach there is long-winded. | |
| I'll be like, so when I do my combo, you got to ask them right before the round starts, like five seconds. | |
| So then when it goes bing, bang, bing, they're like, because you need to understand that what you're trying to do is you like, and then they always do this thing. | |
| They're like, okay, so I go like that, what happens? | |
| And you're like, oh, you're open. | |
| I don't know. | |
| You're open. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Fucking boxing dudes at bars, that's the worst when they're drunk. | |
| And they start hurting you too. | |
| They're like, okay, so you have your hands up, you go like that. | |
| Where's my next hand? | |
| What's my next move? | |
| It's almost like chess talk. | |
| You're like, ow. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I guess I block. | |
| No, you don't, because I get you there. | |
| It's sort of like the way we talked when we were 11, where we're like, I'd come at you, and then I'd knee you in the balls. | |
| And then when your head went down, I'd kick. | |
| I'd knee your face. | |
| I'd go like spladouche. | |
| And then you go like. | |
| And I wouldn't. | |
| No, when you went to kick me in the balls, I'd jump back. | |
| I'd grab your leg, and I'd flip you backwards. | |
| Yeah, no, but I put my leg like that. | |
| Then I went over like this. | |
| Like, because they're, and I went. | |
| Yeah, but I would block that, and then I'd get you in the throat. | |
| But what about this? | |
| I just did that. | |
| So then I would come around, like, give me your arms? | |
| Yeah, but I would grab your pinky, and I'd break it. | |
| Okay, I don't even care about that pinky. | |
| Then I go, while you're breaking it, you're like, ah, and that's when I fucking, I put my thumbs in your eye holes. | |
| I take the broken pinky and I put it in your nose and you're like, oh, what the fuck? | |
| Yeah. | |
| And then I bite the rest of your hand. | |
| That's fine, because my leg is doing this. | |
| No, it's not, because I need you in the balls again. | |
| All right. | |
| Well, that's a lot of fun. | |
| And then there would be a fight, and it was just. | |
| Yeah, just that. | |
| I sparred this kid that goes to the gym there. | |
| And it's fun that, like, I was. | |
| I know he's intimidated by me. | |
| I know this for a fact. | |
| He always says it out loud. | |
| He has very low confidence. | |
| And we're like, dude, stop talking like that. | |
| You have to be. | |
| Your mental game is like 90%. | |
| That's what Tyson says. | |
| I tend to disagree. | |
| I think a good 80% feels physical to me. | |
| Yeah. | |