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Pour Yourself a Little Brandy
00:04:08
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| The P and the D from Storner Witchey. | |
| We're in a higher land that better not break down. | |
| Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness. | |
| Well, go and pour yourself a little brandy, take it to the Abbey and give it lovely. | |
| Go and pour yourself a little brandy, take it to the Abbey and give it lovely. | |
| Go and pour yourself a little brandy, take it to the Abbey and give it lovely. | |
| Oh, and pour yourself a little brandy, take it to the Addy, give it lullaby. | |
| Well, he had bought some iron brew, I shard a pack. | |
| New bought some iron brew. | |
| Iron Brew, that makes me homesick. | |
| Almost makes me cry. | |
| That's Pete and Diesel from Stornoway, Scotland. | |
| So far north and west, their accent has an Irish lilt to it. | |
| Go and pour yourself a little brandy. | |
| Take it to the Ardie and give it loudly. | |
| Ardie is in an area near Stornaway. | |
| Maybe it's really in the Western Isles. | |
| The top of Scotland sort of breaks into pieces. | |
| To the west, that's called the Western Isles. | |
| It's quite temperate, despite being farther north than Moscow, but they have that tropical air coming up. | |
| You could grow a palm tree up there. | |
| Give it loudy, loudie is like a thrashing. | |
| Give it hell. | |
| It's like a party is what he's saying. | |
| Working class guy is a fisherman, a delivery guy, an electrician. | |
| And they're fucking rock stars up there. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| Show some of the... | |
| Sorry. | |
| I know we're supposed to hate ourselves, but I like white people. | |
| They're pretty cool. | |
| And if you're not white, you should like us too. | |
| Without light there could be no dark. | |
| You have to come early to compete diesel. | |
| It's all about the clown and good songs. | |
| Good cracks. | |
| It's all about the crack. | |
| They don't sell too seriously. | |
| No, they don't. | |
| As you know, they've sold the Badlands out now. | |
| So they're huge, big ones. | |
| We go to Aberdeen, we go to Edinburgh. | |
| We're in Fort William and Renes. | |
| We didn't make Glasgow. | |
| London and Manchester which is pretty cool Piky Mania, yeah. | |
| Pikamania. | |
| Petomania. | |
| Petomania. | |
| Petomania, that's mega fans of Pete and Diesel. | |
| Western Isles fans Pete and Diesel have been racing up the iTunes chart. | |
| peaked on Monday morning at number three, just behind Lewis Capaldi at the moment, a bit surreal in itself. | |
| It's relatability, people know where they're talking about. | |
| they've maybe done some of the things they've sung about. | |
| Reminded me of going to visit my grand in Lead Hills, Scotland. | |
| Have you got that footage? | |
| I do. | |
| I surprised her on her 90th birthday. | |
| She's indeed the new. | |
| Well, she wasn't back then. | |
| I've seen my grandmother since my wedding a year ago. | |
| It's her 90th birthday. | |
| That's at the airport. | |
| I'm going to fly to Scotland, to the country, to Lead Hills, and surprise her. | |
| I was young Mac then. | |
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Canned Haggis Minced
00:01:02
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| Just skip ahead because there's a scene when we're at the pub, the Hopedon. | |
| Look how beautiful it is. | |
| That's one thing I wanted. | |
| I'm glad I remembered to mention. | |
| There she is. | |
| Show her. | |
| She went white as a ghost and died. | |
| So what are you cooking here? | |
| This is homemade broth. | |
| It doesn't look nice because it's been frozen. | |
| But we could have had a variety of. | |
| My uncle bought that house for £10,000. | |
| Let's see. | |
| What do we have here? | |
| Way back when. | |
| Canned haggis. | |
| Minced haggis. | |
| Okay, go forward to the one thing I want to convey there, like Leadhills is pretty. | |
| It's western Scotland, but the Western Isles, when you're up north, it's breathtaking. | |
| It makes Lord of the Rings look like a shithole. | |