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Live From New York
00:02:02
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| Live from New York. | |
| It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes. | |
| That's the GO Team. | |
| British band. | |
| I don't know where they're from. | |
| Brighton? | |
| Derby? | |
| Bristol. | |
| Some little white nerd just sitting around sampling stuff. | |
| He liked the double Dutch vibe. | |
| His sort of fetish for 80s New York is the same as ours. | |
| In fact, I think they may even use footage that we use in this video. | |
| And they said, let's make it a band. | |
| I get actual instruments. | |
| You're using samples and stuff, but we can play. | |
| Let's make it a band. | |
| People will play the instruments. | |
| Got some blackjack to do the singing. | |
| It's beautiful. | |
| It reminds me of my honeymoon, which must have happened in 2005. | |
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Money and Music Deals
00:02:56
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| We rented a car in London and then just drove. | |
| And we had a few CDs, and that was one of them. | |
| Drove to Paris, Lyon, Nice. | |
| Did I hear Elvis? | |
| Genova, Italy. | |
| What? | |
| Elvis was about to sneak into that track? | |
| Did they blend Elvis? | |
| A little less conversation in there? | |
| I think that's what I heard. | |
| You know what always happens with these things? | |
| Some genius comes up with the plan. | |
| He makes all these awesome songs. | |
| Then he hires people to play it. | |
| And then they're like, why are you getting all the money? | |
| Because it's my shit, dude. | |
| Like Andrew WK hired the metal band Obituary to play all his music. | |
| And I think after a while, they were like, no, we want money. | |
| You're playing my songs. | |
| You're a hired gun. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| And I'm with the go-go's, too. | |
| The other musicians go, you're making tons of cash. | |
| Yeah, go write a hit. | |
| Roger Dultry with The Who. | |
| Hey, I want money too, Pete. | |
| Okay, write a fucking song. | |
| I think Roger Dultry wrote one song and it sucked. | |
| Sorry, that's just the way it works, folks. | |
| Well, then we need socialism. | |
| Okay, well, then I'm just going to go back to doing it on my fucking sampling machine on my 808. | |
| If you're going to be a big fucking robots. | |
| Like Harmar Superstar was a tour manager for Godspeed You Black Emperor. | |
| He said they kept calling me going, what the fuck, man? | |
| We have no money. | |
| He's like, you just started out. | |
| You got a pretty good fee last night, $300. | |
| But when you divide it by 13, it's not a lot of dough. | |
| Ask Fat Boy Slim. | |
| He said he couldn't believe it when he went from being a band to just being a DJ how much money he got. | |
| You get to keep it all. | |
| Like that dude we had on the show the other day. | |
| What's his name? | |
| Steel Bucket or something? | |
| Who plays the drums as he's playing the guitar and sings? | |
| Remember that dude? | |
| Yeah. | |
| What the fuck was his name? | |
| Steel Bucket. | |
| I know we made some pun about it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| We got a lot of War on Kids LGBTQ stuff because there was a big rally here in New York. | |
| I don't want to talk about it. | |
| But before we do, let's just gossip about our lives. | |
| We're kind of like radio DJs, you know? | |
| We have news and stuff to talk about, but we shoot the shit about our lives. | |
| And I was sparring today. | |
| It was a catastrophe. | |
| The other gym has unlearned me shit. | |
| My gas was pathetic. | |
| One round was like going to hell. | |
| And I was, you know, in high school when you got to fight Clinton Bedecki tomorrow at 4.20 or 3.20, I guess. | |
| And you have what we used to call it a tube. | |
| You have a tube all day. | |
| You know what a tube is? | |