Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E187 - GUYS CAN'T HAVE PERIODS
Aired: 2022-11-21
Duration: 04:59


=== Josiah And The Bonnevilles (02:24) ===

[00:00:13]  Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
[00:00:20]  I tried to cut you through the heart, but I guess I cut around it.
[00:00:28]  Would you please come in a while?
[00:00:31]  I really like the smile.
[00:00:38]  Won't you please just go away?
[00:00:40]  Won't it make me sad and lonely?
[00:00:43]  Won't you please just go away?
[00:00:48]  There we go.
[00:00:49]  Josiah and the Bonnevilles.
[00:00:52]  Some dude named Josiah.
[00:00:54]  You know, I have a Josiah and a Bonneville.
[00:00:57]  My rabbit is named Josiah.
[00:00:59]  I don't know if it's mine.
[00:01:00]  It's kind of mine.
[00:01:01]  And then I have a triumph Bonneville.
[00:01:04]  That guy just got the sprinkles.
[00:01:06]  Young guy out of Tennessee.
[00:01:08]  And he just goes, I don't want to do school anymore.
[00:01:10]  It's stupid and gay and boring.
[00:01:13]  So he just hits the road.
[00:01:16]  He hits the road and just tours and then gets signed and has a great life and he's a successful musician because the Lord deemed it so.
[00:01:26]  The Lord gave him some sprinkles.
[00:01:28]  Here he is covering a Taylor Swift song and doing a beautiful job.
[00:01:31]  I think he's better than Dylan.
[00:01:33]  I don't like Bob Dylan.
[00:01:43]  I got a score if you're that talented.
[00:01:50]  Alright, that's enough of that.
[00:01:52]  Did you have a nice weekend, Ryan?
[00:01:53]  I did.
[00:01:54]  How about you?
[00:01:55]  Good.
[00:01:55]  I feel a little edgy right now.
[00:01:57]  I think it's the pre-workout.
[00:01:58]  You did the pre-workout again?
[00:02:00]  I do it every day.
[00:02:01]  Against my recommendations.
[00:02:02]  What?
[00:02:03]  You said, oh, no.
[00:02:04]  You said don't do it for sparring.
[00:02:06]  I wouldn't do it for any sort of workout besides weightlifting.
[00:02:10]  Really?
[00:02:11]  Yeah.
[00:02:13]  You're burning fuel, like really setting your heart rate to go faster.
[00:02:18]  And that's really not what you want.
[00:02:20]  I feel like I had a pretty normal workout.
[00:02:22]  You know what I did?

=== Kneeing in the Balls (02:35) ===

[00:02:23]  You do everything on hard mode.
[00:02:24]  Hungover on pre-workout.
[00:02:26]  Well, I took it easy today.
[00:02:28]  I tricked Larry.
[00:02:29]  How'd you do that?
[00:02:30]  I got him chatting about his high school days.
[00:02:32]  I love doing that.
[00:02:33]  And he started his career and how he came back to Mount Vernon after being a world champ.
[00:02:38]  And he was the king of the school at his high school reunion.
[00:02:43]  And how, you know, he was a rock star at the high school reunion.
[00:02:45]  All the chicks wanted him.
[00:02:46]  And then that gets him yapping.
[00:02:48]  Once he gets yapping, he forgets what round you're on and stuff.
[00:02:51]  The next thing you know, you're out of there after six rounds of the heavy bag.
[00:02:56]  Dude, I do that a lot too.
[00:02:58]  I'll ask real questions, but I know that the coach there is long-winded.
[00:03:02]  I'll be like, so when I do my combo, you got to ask them right before the round starts, like five seconds.
[00:03:10]  So then when it goes bing, bang, bing, they're like, because you need to understand that what you're trying to do is you like, and then they always do this thing.
[00:03:16]  They're like, okay, so I go like that, what happens?
[00:03:19]  And you're like, oh, you're open.
[00:03:20]  I don't know.
[00:03:20]  You're open.
[00:03:21]  Yeah.
[00:03:23]  Fucking boxing dudes at bars, that's the worst when they're drunk.
[00:03:26]  And they start hurting you too.
[00:03:28]  They're like, okay, so you have your hands up, you go like that.
[00:03:30]  Where's my next hand?
[00:03:31]  What's my next move?
[00:03:32]  It's almost like chess talk.
[00:03:34]  You're like, ow.
[00:03:35]  I don't know.
[00:03:35]  I guess I block.
[00:03:36]  No, you don't, because I get you there.
[00:03:39]  It's sort of like the way we talked when we were 11, where we're like, I'd come at you, and then I'd knee you in the balls.
[00:03:45]  And then when your head went down, I'd kick.
[00:03:47]  I'd knee your face.
[00:03:48]  I'd go like spladouche.
[00:03:50]  And then you go like.
[00:03:50]  And I wouldn't.
[00:03:51]  No, when you went to kick me in the balls, I'd jump back.
[00:03:53]  I'd grab your leg, and I'd flip you backwards.
[00:03:56]  Yeah, no, but I put my leg like that.
[00:03:57]  Then I went over like this.
[00:03:59]  Like, because they're, and I went.
[00:04:01]  Yeah, but I would block that, and then I'd get you in the throat.
[00:04:04]  But what about this?
[00:04:05]  I just did that.
[00:04:06]  So then I would come around, like, give me your arms?
[00:04:08]  Yeah, but I would grab your pinky, and I'd break it.
[00:04:11]  Okay, I don't even care about that pinky.
[00:04:12]  Then I go, while you're breaking it, you're like, ah, and that's when I fucking, I put my thumbs in your eye holes.
[00:04:17]  I take the broken pinky and I put it in your nose and you're like, oh, what the fuck?
[00:04:21]  Yeah.
[00:04:21]  And then I bite the rest of your hand.
[00:04:23]  That's fine, because my leg is doing this.
[00:04:27]  No, it's not, because I need you in the balls again.
[00:04:29]  All right.
[00:04:30]  Well, that's a lot of fun.
[00:04:30]  And then there would be a fight, and it was just.
[00:04:33]  Yeah, just that.
[00:04:34]  I sparred this kid that goes to the gym there.
[00:04:39]  And it's fun that, like, I was.
[00:04:43]  I know he's intimidated by me.
[00:04:45]  I know this for a fact.
[00:04:47]  He always says it out loud.
[00:04:48]  He has very low confidence.
[00:04:49]  And we're like, dude, stop talking like that.
[00:04:51]  You have to be.
[00:04:52]  Your mental game is like 90%.
[00:04:54]  That's what Tyson says.
[00:04:55]  I tend to disagree.
[00:04:56]  I think a good 80% feels physical to me.
[00:04:58]  Yeah.