June 6, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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| Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness. | |
| I put myself together, I got myself in check. | |
| I made myself a member, got myself a bed. | |
| I helped her in my milk bread, give us our daily bread. | |
| I've got real favorite, now I do so fed. | |
| I clearly won the recording, left mine and born and dead. | |
| I got that decent number, I took a work instead. | |
| That was Idols. | |
| Band from Bristol. | |
| I think Tricky's from Bristol. | |
| Bristol's a great little town. | |
| It's got it's sinking. | |
| It's marshy. | |
| So they can't have buildings too high. | |
| And that means it's got a cozy vibe to it because everything is like four stories. | |
| I remember I used to trade tapes with a guy there. | |
| And his address included the phrase, flat above Cloud9. | |
| Cloud9 was a record store, and he lived above it. | |
| Flat above Cloud9 was listed as part of his address. | |
| Fucking Britain, man. | |
| Those British addresses. | |
| Midsomer Norton, down Charing Cross Lane, Missex, Idelberg, Kent, Stoke-on-Kent, Woodbridge Commons. | |
| Takes a lot to say where people live there. | |
| Ryan and I just had Subway sandwiches that were fucking gross. | |
| The bread is made of old socks. | |
| No, new socks. | |
| Doesn't matter. | |
| Socks. | |
| Just socks. | |
| Just fucking socks. | |
| What is with their bread, dude? | |
| First of all, I don't know. | |
| Did it smell fishy to you? | |
| No, that's a whole new thing. | |
| Fishy and vinegary, but I don't know. | |
| As you bite into it, it gets denser. | |
| You know that weird stuff where, like, if you slap it, it feels like wood, but you can push slowly and your hand goes in it. | |
| You know that kind of stuff? | |
| Like cornstarch vibes? | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah, like a Newtonian fluid. | |
| Yeah. | |
| As you bite into it, you're like, this isn't so bad. | |
| You're trying to convince yourself because you're eating it. | |
| You want to feel good about it. | |
| You're like, this isn't so bad. | |
| It's fine. | |
| And then the more you bite, the denser it gets until it's like sand at the bottom. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Frozen bread's like that when you heat it up, when you only toast it, but so much. | |
| Oh, and I was so looking forward to this crazy sandwich at this place down the street in the Bronx here where the bread of the sandwich is chicken. | |
| Breaded chicken. | |
| And that's just the bread. | |
| That's not the meat. | |
| Yeah, you didn't even tell me. | |
| Oh, it's super greasy, too. | |
| Like, the thing is just full of grease when you're done. | |
| You can't be hungover after it. | |
| What I don't like about the subway is they like racist. | |
| That's true. | |
| They're Indian. | |
| They're always nice, but they always have different rules. | |
| I remember I had this coupon book that was like not redeemed by three out of four of the subways in my area. | |
| I had to find the subway that would redeem coupons, and they were angry about it. | |
| Oh, you fucking bastard. | |
| And then they don't do the meal with the chips, and I see the signage above his head. | |
| Right above the head. | |
| But now I'm mad at you. | |
| For not confronting him. | |
| You just should go, dude, it's there on the sign. | |
| Oh, we don't. | |
| Oh, no, that. | |
| Yes, you do. | |
| This is America. | |
| We're not in Bangladesh anymore. | |
| But with franchises, they do have... | |
| The thing is, when you go to a white franchise or a non-Indian one, they honor all of it because they're like, yeah, this is all right. | |
| This is how it's going. | |
| But they use that, not even a loophole. | |
| You can, as a franchise, you can do whatever you want. | |
| So no meals, no meals. | |
| No, no, it's nothing to do with Subway. | |
| You can't advertise something in America and not have it. | |
| Oh. | |
| I'll go back. | |
| I'm going to go back there. | |
| And then what else they did is I got a chicken bacon ranch, and they charged me for a buffalo chicken added bacon. | |
| Yeah. | |
| No, the bacon chicken. | |
| It's New York City. | |
| You got hustled. | |
| Why are you allowing this hustle? | |
| You have to say, whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, no. | |
| Like, wait for the police if you have to. | |
| On what charges? | |
| You have to understand, India is hell. | |
| It's not just hot as hell. | |
| It's hell itself. | |
| There's feces everywhere. | |
| You walk down the street, a taxi drives by, it splashes you with diarrhea. | |
| Because everyone, there's wet shit everywhere. | |
| Excuse me. | |
| Literally, please excuse me. | |
| The art of bargaining. | |
| So there's a bargaining culture. | |
| Well, you have to lie and cheat to stay alive. | |
| Even the charities down there, the nuns, they take it all. | |
| It's all lies there. | |
| You'll notice when you look up corruption in Wall Street. |
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