Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E125 - IT AIN'T GONNA LICK ITSELF
Aired: 2022-06-06
Duration: 04:56


=== Bread and Bargaining Culture (04:42) ===

[00:00:13]  Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
[00:00:20]  Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
[00:00:28]  I put myself together, I got myself in check.
[00:00:32]  I made myself a member, got myself a bed.
[00:00:35]  I helped her in my milk bread, give us our daily bread.
[00:00:39]  I've got real favorite, now I do so fed.
[00:00:42]  I clearly won the recording, left mine and born and dead.
[00:00:46]  I got that decent number, I took a work instead.
[00:00:53]  That was Idols.
[00:00:55]  Band from Bristol.
[00:00:56]  I think Tricky's from Bristol.
[00:00:57]  Bristol's a great little town.
[00:00:59]  It's got it's sinking.
[00:01:06]  It's marshy.
[00:01:07]  So they can't have buildings too high.
[00:01:11]  And that means it's got a cozy vibe to it because everything is like four stories.
[00:01:15]  I remember I used to trade tapes with a guy there.
[00:01:18]  And his address included the phrase, flat above Cloud9.
[00:01:23]  Cloud9 was a record store, and he lived above it.
[00:01:26]  Flat above Cloud9 was listed as part of his address.
[00:01:31]  Fucking Britain, man.
[00:01:33]  Those British addresses.
[00:01:34]  Midsomer Norton, down Charing Cross Lane, Missex, Idelberg, Kent, Stoke-on-Kent, Woodbridge Commons.
[00:01:46]  Takes a lot to say where people live there.
[00:01:49]  Ryan and I just had Subway sandwiches that were fucking gross.
[00:01:52]  The bread is made of old socks.
[00:01:54]  No, new socks.
[00:01:55]  Doesn't matter.
[00:01:56]  Socks.
[00:01:57]  Just socks.
[00:01:57]  Just fucking socks.
[00:01:59]  What is with their bread, dude?
[00:02:02]  First of all, I don't know.
[00:02:03]  Did it smell fishy to you?
[00:02:05]  No, that's a whole new thing.
[00:02:07]  Fishy and vinegary, but I don't know.
[00:02:08]  As you bite into it, it gets denser.
[00:02:11]  You know that weird stuff where, like, if you slap it, it feels like wood, but you can push slowly and your hand goes in it.
[00:02:17]  You know that kind of stuff?
[00:02:18]  Like cornstarch vibes?
[00:02:19]  Oh, yeah, yeah, like a Newtonian fluid.
[00:02:21]  Yeah.
[00:02:22]  As you bite into it, you're like, this isn't so bad.
[00:02:24]  You're trying to convince yourself because you're eating it.
[00:02:27]  You want to feel good about it.
[00:02:28]  You're like, this isn't so bad.
[00:02:29]  It's fine.
[00:02:30]  And then the more you bite, the denser it gets until it's like sand at the bottom.
[00:02:35]  Yeah.
[00:02:36]  Frozen bread's like that when you heat it up, when you only toast it, but so much.
[00:02:41]  Oh, and I was so looking forward to this crazy sandwich at this place down the street in the Bronx here where the bread of the sandwich is chicken.
[00:02:49]  Breaded chicken.
[00:02:51]  And that's just the bread.
[00:02:52]  That's not the meat.
[00:02:53]  Yeah, you didn't even tell me.
[00:02:54]  Oh, it's super greasy, too.
[00:02:57]  Like, the thing is just full of grease when you're done.
[00:02:59]  You can't be hungover after it.
[00:03:01]  What I don't like about the subway is they like racist.
[00:03:07]  That's true.
[00:03:08]  They're Indian.
[00:03:08]  They're always nice, but they always have different rules.
[00:03:11]  I remember I had this coupon book that was like not redeemed by three out of four of the subways in my area.
[00:03:17]  I had to find the subway that would redeem coupons, and they were angry about it.
[00:03:22]  Oh, you fucking bastard.
[00:03:23]  And then they don't do the meal with the chips, and I see the signage above his head.
[00:03:28]  Right above the head.
[00:03:29]  But now I'm mad at you.
[00:03:30]  For not confronting him.
[00:03:31]  You just should go, dude, it's there on the sign.
[00:03:33]  Oh, we don't.
[00:03:34]  Oh, no, that.
[00:03:34]  Yes, you do.
[00:03:35]  This is America.
[00:03:36]  We're not in Bangladesh anymore.
[00:03:37]  But with franchises, they do have...
[00:03:46]  This is how it's going.
[00:03:46]  But they use that, not even a loophole.
[00:03:49]  You can, as a franchise, you can do whatever you want.
[00:03:52]  So no meals, no meals.
[00:03:54]  No, no, it's nothing to do with Subway.
[00:03:56]  You can't advertise something in America and not have it.
[00:04:00]  Oh.
[00:04:00]  I'll go back.
[00:04:01]  I'm going to go back there.
[00:04:02]  And then what else they did is I got a chicken bacon ranch, and they charged me for a buffalo chicken added bacon.
[00:04:07]  Yeah.
[00:04:08]  No, the bacon chicken.
[00:04:09]  It's New York City.
[00:04:10]  You got hustled.
[00:04:11]  Why are you allowing this hustle?
[00:04:13]  You have to say, whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, no.
[00:04:15]  Like, wait for the police if you have to.
[00:04:19]  On what charges?
[00:04:21]  You have to understand, India is hell.
[00:04:25]  It's not just hot as hell.
[00:04:27]  It's hell itself.
[00:04:28]  There's feces everywhere.
[00:04:30]  You walk down the street, a taxi drives by, it splashes you with diarrhea.
[00:04:34]  Because everyone, there's wet shit everywhere.
[00:04:38]  Excuse me.
[00:04:40]  Literally, please excuse me.
[00:04:43]  The art of bargaining.
[00:04:46]  So there's a bargaining culture.
[00:04:48]  Well, you have to lie and cheat to stay alive.
[00:04:51]  Even the charities down there, the nuns, they take it all.
[00:04:55]  It's all lies there.