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June 7, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S4E126 - SEDITIONARIES

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	I see you smile everywhere I go.
	You're the only thing I need, baby.
	Let me know.
	Let me take the wheel, tell me where to go.
	Come on up.
	Live from New York.
	It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.
	I see the smile and shining lights.
	Come here to haze.
	You ain't fucking with the kids, you're fucking with the brain.
	Yeah, yeah.
	That was Jamesy, DJ out of Swindon, UK, a cute little suburb outside of London.
	And that was featuring Osu.
	The song was Let Me Know, a little drum and bass blast.
	For me, drum and bass reminds me of jungle in the 90s.
	And it always brings me back to the 90s.
	I didn't put any of the 90s in my book because we would just go to clubs and sit there doing GHB and making out with female friends and occasionally dancing.
	Maybe that's why the music could afford to be so shit, because we were high the whole time.
	Oh yeah, that was a green screen I was going to do is forgotten musical movements like Electroclash that came and went or jungle or clown punk.
	Do you remember?
	Look up original Nutta Fire N-U-T-T-A-H.
	When drum and bass was born, it was jungle and it was all these Jamaicans that would sing over top of the music.
	But they hogged the mic so much that people just killed that part and just made it the drum and the bass.
	Because the blabber mouths got too blabby.
	But I liked when they were blabby.
	The blabbers.
	The Jamaican blabbers.
	Yeah, that's it.
	Wait, go for the video, obviously.
	I'm wondering what year that was.
	I think he's Jamaican.
	Turn it up.
	I can't hear shit.
	Like the guy's just nodding.
	I agree.
	Are you turning it down?
	You never know.
	You never know.
	You fucking crazy.
	You never know.
	You can't watch it.
	Big in a jungle.
	You know what else has a fucking intense drop?
	Is Poison Dart Bug?
	Yeah, that song rules.
	Do you know that jam?
	What's that jam?
	I think it's called...
	Is it Poison Bug?
	Listen to it in the car.
	The band is bugged.
	The song is Poison Dart.
	Yeah, it slaps hard.
	Gotta really turn this up in the car.
	It's a great way to get the party started.
	Turn it up.
	You know another good one?
	Last one we'll do.
	Christian Poire, P-O-I-R-I-E-R.
	And it's Lady Sovereign.
	It's kind of a hard mix to find, though.
	A lot of times when I look up these old DJs, they're deed.
	Probably fentanyl at a late-night rave.
	They're old.
	They're trying to stay up with the big kids, the young kids, and they end up ODing.
	That's my theory.
	Fiddle.
	Yeah, there it is.
	Another great intro.
	Hang on to your hats.
	Turn it up.
	It's a bang-a-langa.
	That's why I couldn't find it.
	I know you guys are.
	I can just hear you going, this fucking sucks.
	You don't know anything about music.
	It's objectively shitty.
	Fuck you.
	I want to fast forward to shit.
	This is the kind of song you like.
	This is your favorite song.
	One, two.
	Look at all the shit in this house.
	Stuff piled up on the piano.
	Oh my god.
	That's a good look.
	This is Sean Goggins before he grew his beard out.
	Shouldn't you be good at pool if you're making a video where you play pool?
	Look at the couch.
	I bet he lives with his grandmother and she's a hoarder.
	Look at the wheels in motion.
	All I need is a pair of.
	It's St. Elmo's fire.
	Higher and higher.
	Yeah, there's something there.
	It's just he's not delivering it very well.
	This reminds me of.
	Thanks, Brian.
	Thanks for Ryan's critical analysis.
	Apparently, he's not delivering this very well.
	Who's this bitch?
	You've never seen this?
	Is this ancient news?
	It is?
	But it's from like 2016 or something.
	I mean, 2006.
	Wait, is this another song?
	Different song.
	So sweet, so beautiful.
	And every day like a queen on her throne.
	You're not talented, kids.
	You gotta see the dance.
	Isn't that great?
	The coach at our gym, the owner, he's got this new girlfriend, this Polish girlfriend, and he's, it's so embarrassing.
	He's become Polish.
	He wears, there's a Polish Crusades flag hanging above one of the rings.
	He's got a small Polish flag on his desk.
	Did I talk about this yesterday?
	Off the air, yeah.
	And then I see this picture of him on his Instagram stories, and he's he's got a, he's at a pierogi eating contest.
	Are you sure I didn't say this on the air?
	Not on the air, no.
	And so I screen grab it and I send it to our boxing group, and I'm like, hey, look, it's my favorite Polish joke.
	I crack me up.
	And then today he was kind of weird.
	Yeah.
	Like, we all rib each other all the time.
	You're going out with a Polish girl.
	You got Polish.
	You would be raking me over the Kohl's if that was me.
	Raking you over the Poles.
	Yeah, well, you insulted his LARPed ethnicity, his heritage.
	Well, what do you think's going to happen?
	And this is what happens at the gym.
	He's put used panties in my gym bag with like weird crust on the crotch.
	He put Vaseline on my fucking Gatorade, so I drank it and I got Vaseline on my lips.
	That's old Polish way of saying, I like you.
	You did good box today.
	You can have it both ways.
	Dude, that guy who does the trap music was playing his own music again.
	Oh, boy.
	I'm mortified.
	And he turns it up.
	Like, he'll go, yo, check this out.
	And then he'll have Larry, like, he'll go, look, check, check, what do you think of this?
	He'll turn it up and stuff.
	So not only is he coming and playing himself on the stereo, which is terrible, but he doesn't even ignore it.
	He makes sure it's nice and loud and then asks people what they think.
	Now he's distracting the coach.
	Do you have Down syndrome?
	Like, why would you fucking do...
	That's like I walk into a bar and people are watching CNN.
	There's a news and I go, oh, check this out.
	And with airplay, I put on this show.
	What do you think?
	Do you see my joke?
	What do you think of this analogy?
	It's happening live.
	We're at the bar and I'm talking about the show and here we are.
	It's a thing and a thing and a thing.
	Very macro, huh?
	What the fuck?
	I just want to take everyone in the world and mush them up into a big ball.
	They can stick it in Central Park.
	All 7 billion people.
	Just mush together.
	Oh, they've done that already, actually.
	Have they done that?
	Yeah.
	Oh, shit.
	Well, I want that mushy ball to turn into a mutant animal and start walking through the streets of New York like a fucked up dinosaur.
	That hasn't been done.
	I got bad news.
	What the Sam hell?
	You can't think of anything new anymore.
	It's even got audio.
	Sucks.
	You know what sucks about that first picture?
	What?
	Is that we're in it.
	I look like shit in that picture.
	Yeah, me too.
	By the way, speaking of sucks, we didn't mention D-Day yesterday.
	We're going to patriotic hell.
	Sorry, guys.
	Take hats off.
	We salute you.
	We fucked up.
	I honor it so much I don't even talk about it because it...
	Well, that's how I got my purple heart in war movie veteranness is when I watched the opening of Saving Private Ryan stoned.
	But yeah, we had how many 10,000 casualties, 4,000 dead?
	D-Day in Photos, the free men of the world are marching together to victory.
	Isn't it great?
	Remember when the fucking politicians compared that to Antifa?
	One of the most laughable comparisons imaginable.
	The men of Canada and Britain and America who sacrificed their lives to beat Germany, major turning point in the war, stormed the beaches, 10,000 people shot.
	Germany was ready for this.
	And you compare that to a bunch of meth head, semi-gay, rich, overeducated meth addicts.
	Nope.
	No, not even close.
	These were real men.
	You know, genetically, we took a chip out of the Western world with that war.
	We lost a lot of our brave men, and they didn't have kids, and then those kids didn't have kids, and so on.
	How much braver would the West be if they hadn't gotten involved in that stupid war?
	Go to the next link, by the way.
	I didn't know this.
	Did you know this?
	They did a test run.
	You don't need to show your emails, Ryan.
	What's that?
	Oh, that's the Saving Private Ryan.
	No, the Eisenhower speech.
	Did you know a lot of vets in the theater had to be removed?
	They got PTSD because it was so incredibly well done.
	I mean, the bullet sounds alone.
	Like, you don't think of that when you think of D-Day.
	The bullet, just before the one that gets you, you heard two others going By your fucking head.
	Go to Saving Private Ryan and show us the beach scene.
	And you're using different audio?
	Jump ahead.
	I'm not man enough.
	No problem.
	Happy to explain it to anyone.
	It's curious.
	I'm not brave enough.
	What, are these guys dying before they even get there?
	Yeah, they are.
	They're being drowned by their equipment.
	Holy isht.
	It was a nightmare before it even started.
	Look, they're standing on the bodies.
	What a brilliant piece of cinematography this scene was.
	There's nothing better than when they do war movies and they do it accurately because it reveres the soldiers.
	You don't want to fuck up a war movie.
	Yeah, I think this is the first time maybe it would make something so unfathomable be some fathomable.
	Something unfathomable.
	Fathomable.
	Yeah, maybe don't speak when your brain isn't smart enough to speak.
	These men fought for my freedom to speak.
	Well, I wish they died.
	They did.
	For my freedom.
	I wish Hitler won the war and we wouldn't have to listen to you.
	That's not how that would go.
	But there was, I didn't know about this.
	There was a test run that killed 700 men.
	They were practicing for D-Day.
	That's D-Day in France, Normandy, right?
	Beach of Normandy?
	Secrecy, yes, yes.
	The practice run turned deadly.
	Called Exercise Tiger, a D-Day dress rehearsal proved as fatal as Omaha Beach to around 700 Allied sailors and soldiers who died in a training exercise at a friendly British beach.
	Speedy German attack vessels called E-Boats became aware of the maneuver and attacked the Allied flotilla, sinking several ships with torpedoes.
	Some survivors who went on to storm the beaches of Normandy later recalled that the Exercise Tiger fiasco was more terrifying than D-Day itself.
	I didn't know it was possible to get more terrifying than D-Day itself.
	Anyway, we got a lot to talk about.
	We have some problems with the meandering.
	It's just essentially the charges have been doubled.
	They're throwing in shit like a fairly new charge.
	I don't think it's ever been prosecuted, but it's impeding an officer doing his job, stopping a cop from doing his job, and that's like just six years off the bat.
	So these guys, I don't think the state wants this to go to trial.
	They just like keeping them in there.
	So they delay the court date and they add the charges.
	It's like with Tommy Robinson, where he did two sentences for the same irrelevant crime of contempt.
	So let's start with, do we have an interstitial for their meandering?
	The only way we're going to truly achieve things is when they're people demanding it.
	They became incredibly violent.
	Oh no.
	Okay.
	That looks real dangerous, don't it?
	See if you can find that clip we played the other day where the cops are opening up the door for Ethan Nordine.
	Who is one of the Proud Boys listed here?
	It's Joe Biggs, Ethan Nordine, Zach, some other guy.
	Dan Palazzino, I don't know him.
	I know Zach, Ethan, and Joe very well.
	My wife was freaking out yesterday.
	Everyone's talking about the Proud Boys again.
	I go, yeah, I'm sorry it's stressing you out, but my friends just got 20 years added to their sentence.
	Maybe it's not about you.
	Yeah, this is like...
	I cannot emphasize this enough.
	Go.
	This is just a photo?
	Bookmark this.
	Wait, this is just a photo?
	Yeah.
	It was on Twitter.
	I had the video.
	I have to find that, but here in the meantime.
	Okay, well, anyway, while Ryan digs it up, he teases us with a video still.
	There we go.
	Let's see who this is.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Hi, who's this?
	What?
	What?
	I'm scared.
	That was weird.
	Go back.
	Look at this.
	There's cops in the top.
	All right, guys, this is going to be organized.
	Don't break anything.
	We need you to cause a scene here because we're going to throw you all in jail.
	But I don't have to repair anything.
	And I want to get in shit for any property damage.
	Yeah, yeah, we'll be cool.
	Okay, so just wander around.
	Stay in between the ropes.
	Here, hold on.
	Let me open the door for you here.
	Open up.
	And let me hold it open.
	Come on in, guys.
	Thanks.
	Thanks, officer.
	Okay.
	Have fun in prison for 20 years for this thing that I just invited you to.
	And now, from 15 people deep and on, they don't know that they're not supposed to go in there.
	Yeah.
	It just seems like, oh, cool.
	We can get to go in here.
	Yeah, let's go check it out.
	It's happened.
	100 years ago, though, about 500 people walked in.
	It was called the People's House.
	So there's some weird law that you...
	Wait a minute.
	That's the White House, right?
	I think, was that the White House?
	I think so.
	Yeah, maybe it was the White House.
	There's a weird law where you, at least there was, in 1826, where you couldn't kick someone out of the White House.
	Right.
	So they had to lure them out with beer.
	Remember we talked about that?
	But isn't it weird how the radical left, the Antifas, are furious about this Sedition.
	What?
	I thought you guys were anarchists.
	They weren't there to overthrow the government.
	This is wandering around.
	This is a meandering.
	But let's just pretend it was just for one second for fun.
	Isn't that cool?
	Isn't that punk rock?
	Isn't that the definition?
	Sedition used to be a cool word with the young kids.
	Now, oh, it's evil.
	They're concerned about Congress being nervous.
	Show my little seditionaries thing there?
	That was Vivian Westwood's clothing line.
	You know, Sid Vicious, where he has the two gay cowboys with their dinks hanging out?
	It's a Tom of Finland drawing?
	That's seditionaries.
	It's not numbered, Ryan.
	It's between 16 and 17.
	Gotcha.
	It says seditionaries.
	Oh, yes.
	And it's the next fucking link, you fucking idiot.
	Okay, so click on the first picture.
	Proud boys charged with sedition in capital attack.
	The men of federal indictment charged five members of the far-right group, including Enrique Tario, its former leader, with seditious conspiracy for their roles in January 6th.
	Okay?
	Again, I don't agree that it's sedition, but just for shits and giggles, I never thought I'd see the day when the right wing would become the cool ones, giving the middle finger to the establishment, and the left wing becoming the sniveling,
	self-righteous, twatty ones going around shaming everyone.
	And last picture, of course, is Vivian Westwood of Malcolm McLaren's seditionaries shirt.
	That's the late 70s, early 80s.
	Seditionaries were cool.
	Now it's evil, and punk rockers hate sedition.
	Why how we've changed.
	The punk rockers have become the boring, sniveling conservatives.
	And the conservatives are the ones having fun, doing interesting shit.
	Anyway, we have to talk about this, right?
	Because it's a big fucking deal.
	So let's move over to the green screen and examine CNN's take.
	So yes, CNN, of course, has to weigh in on this catastrophe.
	I don't even understand what's going on.
	There is no evidence of any kind of top-down management.
	What the fuck is this now?
	I'm going to have to turn my phone off.
	I got little kids calling me.
	That's the way it is when you're Antifa's doxxed your number.
	So let's see what they've got to say over on CNN, America's news source.
	Far-right Proud Boys on the day of the Capitol attack are among those scheduled to testify in the January 6th Committee's first public hearing, which is Thursday night.
	This is extra significant now that the Justice Department has charged the head of the Proud Boys, Enrique Terrio, and four other leaders with seditious conspiracy in the Capitol attack.
	This just happened, escalating the criminal case against members of the Proud Boys.
	CNN senior national correspondent Sarah Seider joins us now.
	And Sarah...
	Stop.
	Did Enrique step down yet?
	I remember that was happening in September.
	I can't remember if it's this September or the last September.
	He did.
	He did already, right?
	Yeah.
	Right?
	I can't hear you.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	By the way, this woman's a big bag of tricks, isn't she?
	That would be dumb.
	Great.
	Stop.
	Say you were away for like two weeks in the tundra and you had to eat seal meat and stuff and live with igloos, live in igloos with Eskimos, and you finally get back to civilization, you have a cheeseburger and her.
	Wouldn't that be great?
	You don't want her on a July day when it's humid and everyone's sweaty.
	That's too much broad.
	But if you'd been starving, that's a lot of meat on that bone.
	A unique and groundbreaking reporting on the Proud Boys.
	So she's done unique and groundbreaking reporting.
	What did she do?
	She went to Enrique's fucking t-shirt shop and sat on a chair for 10 minutes.
	That's groundbreaking.
	Actually, I have the clip, Ryan.
	It's the next clip.
	She's got groundbreaking tits, I'll tell you that much.
	She looks like she could put him in her mouth.
	He also tells CNN and Sarah Seidner that he has no sympathy for members of Congress who feared for their lives that day.
	I'm not going to cry about a group of people that don't give a crap about their constituents.
	I'm not going to sympathize with them.
	The leader of the Proud Boys is speaking about the members of Congress who feared for their lives on January 6th as a mob attacked the Capitol.
	They shouldn't have reached the Capitol with violence.
	Who says that?
	By the way, look at this.
	This is controversy.
	This is groundbreaking reporting.
	This is the far right.
	What does the far right say?
	I'm not going to cry over Congress.
	They looked ridiculous.
	We saw the guys meandering around.
	Are we supposed to go, oh my God, that must have been so scary?
	It wasn't scary.
	We just saw the footage.
	The police opened the door for them.
	Joe Biggs, they say, Joe Biggs pissed all over.
	No, Joe Biggs went to the washroom, peed in the urinal.
	When he came out, the cop goes, can you guys go?
	And Joe Biggs went, okay.
	He's been in jail for 15 months in solitary, away from his daughter, because of that sin of trespassing.
	Trespassing.
	He should get a $300 fine.
	But anyway, the controversy here, this groundbreaking journalism is, Enrique saying, I'm not going to cry for them.
	That means no sympathy for those who fear for their lives.
	And then secondly, they shouldn't have done that.
	He wasn't even fucking there.
	And he says they shouldn't have done that.
	Yeah, that's the correct take.
	But if we're tallying up the sins, how about the left stops throwing stones from their glass house?
	Because they burnt the entire fucking country down During a pandemic, zero charges, no problems.
	Don't worry about it, boys.
	They have insurance, as Batman said.
	But the day after the violent breach, Enrique Tario posted this: a picture on social media of members of Congress trying to hide as the attackers began their siege.
	Hide from what?
	The Buffalo Shaman guy?
	When the people fear the government, there is tyranny.
	When the government fears the people, there is liberty.
	Doesn't that show that you are celebrating terrorizing people?
	I was celebrating, and I'll tell you, I'll celebrate the moment that the government does fear the people.
	At that point, again, and I didn't have all the information that came in why they were cowering or anything like that.
	Do you wish that you didn't do that now that you know?
	No, I don't.
	Another thing is I'll never regret something that I said.
	They are doing the job that the people put them there to do.
	And if they don't like it, they can vote them out.
	They are still Americans.
	They are still human beings who felt that their lives were in danger.
	Stop.
	How can you not feel?
	Isn't this weird seeing CNN defend Congress like this?
	Like they work there?
	They do.
	CNN is a PR firm for the White House.
	That is why they were there 15 minutes before the SWAT teams broke down Roger Stone's door.
	Or, yeah.
	I don't know if they broke down his door, but SWAT, not SWATE, attacked Roger Stone with more men than it took to get Osama bin Laden.
	Any sympathy or any empathy?
	They had fucking scuba guys underwater in case Roger Stone turned into Aquaman and ran down to the pier and dove into the water.
	Gotcha, Aquaman.
	Words like that.
	I'm not going to worry about people that their only worry in life is to be reelected.
	We got a whole boatload of Prowboys walking through here, folks.
	Tario was not there on January 6th.
	He was arrested in D.C. two days before for burning a Black Lives Matter flag stolen from a church and having empty weapons magazines that are illegal in D.C. And illegal for him.
	He's a felon.
	That was one of the weirdest moves of the whole thing.
	I don't understand that.
	Well, he's got tons of merch that he sells, and he forgot that some of the merch he shouldn't have because he's a felon.
	How do you forget that?
	Proud boys to the state capitol.
	But a group of Proud Boys was there.
	The far-right group is known across the country for brawling with members of Antifa.
	Antifa!
	A left-wing anti-fascist movement.
	A left-wing anti-fascist movement.
	You could always tell where they stand politically by the way they describe Antifa.
	So we're a far-right group, and they are an anti-fascist movement.
	Also known for throwing their support behind Donald Trump, whose words to them in a September presidential debate exploded their popularity.
	Proud boys, stand back and stand by.
	I think we've doubled in numbers since the debate.
	Tario has close ties with one of Trump's longest-serving advisors and friends, Roger Stone.
	Stone was in D.C. on January 6th as people rallied against the election results that showed Trump lost.
	Stone did not march to the Capitol and wasn't charged with a crime.
	Instead, Stone was seen with members of extremist groups like the Oath Keepers and Proud Boys, who have now become a central focus of law enforcement in the Capitol attack investigation.
	How long has this been now?
	Four minutes?
	Have you seen anything remotely controversial said or done by anyone so far?
	Like, it's all so very tame, the reality compared to the narrative of this evil white supremacist, violent hate group, street fighting gang.
	Tario had such a close relationship with Roger Stone, he revealed this.
	You have access to Roger Stone's phone?
	For a couple times when I went to go see him, you know, I'd help him with like his social media posts and things like that.
	Tario's access to that phone landed him in front of a federal grand jury, a detail not revealed until now.
	At the time, Stone was facing social media.
	He helps an old guy with his Instagram, and now he has access to players' phones where he can plan seditions.
	This is pathetic reporting.
	This is not groundbreaking.
	This is taking a normal, mundane conversation and trying to turn it into some sort of Timothy McVay act of revolution, domestic terrorism.
	And by the way, Roger Stone is surrounded by oath keepers and proud boys because he has constant death threats and bodyguards are fucking expensive.
	Oath keepers and proud boys do it for free.
	You know how expensive it is to have round-the-clock security?
	It's about half a million dollars a year.
	Jennifer Anniston.
	Trump pardoned him after he was convicted on all seven charges.
	Yet Sussman gets out no problems.
	Charges dropped.
	Clinton-friendly judge, Clinton-friendly jury.
	The lawyer was friends with his wife.
	It was just like a sleepover for Sussman, and he got away with nothing.
	Roger Stone forgets an email.
	They call that impeding an investigation.
	And he would have rotted in prison, died.
	He would have got, what, five to ten years at his age?
	No way he would have made it.
	So murder for forgetting an email.
	Okay, that's fair.
	Stone was accused of threatening the judge in the case with a social media post, an image of the judge, and what appeared to be a target behind her head.
	Remember that ridiculous shit?
	It's the logo of the news group, the media group.
	Their logo is that site, and that was the background.
	I actually testified in front of the grand jury.
	But no, there was no...
	That picture was brought up on a Google search, right?
	So you used to be able to search.
	Not now, obviously, because I'm just going to second back.
	They just settled in what you said.
	Did you just say you were on a grand jury panel?
	You did.
	I did.
	It's too late to take it back now.
	Well, yeah, that's the story.
	It's not a secret.
	That's the story that came out that, you know, that they wanted to see who was it that posted it at that point.
	The actual crosshairs isn't really a crosshair.
	It's the logo of the organization that wrote the article.
	So it was just like a graphic.
	And then that was posted.
	I have no idea who actually posted it, but I know that I had nothing to do with it.
	That's true.
	Anyway, sorry.
	This is off.
	I was just checking her groundbreaking reporting.
	Not sure why Enrique is talking to these fucking people.
	Look at that behemoth.
	God damn, that's a lot of gal.
	I'm all for it, by the way.
	Conversations after the January 6th attack.
	So this is the original video.
	We were just checking out her groundbreaking reporting.
	Enrique Tario, the leader, who wasn't there on that day.
	Yeah.
	But what did he tell you as part of these discussions?
	And did the subject of planning come up?
	You know, we should talk about a little bit about the new indictment because it does bring some fresh detail.
	Because as you mentioned, Enrique Tario, who was then the chairman of the Proud Boys National Organization, wasn't even in Washington, D.C. on January 6th.
	But the government says he was involved in the planning and then responded afterwards as well with glee and joy as to what was happening inside the Capitol, those pictures that we all saw of people going in, breaking in,
	and terrifying members of Congress.
	In the latest indictment, we noted...
	Terrifying members of Congress.
	We saw them wandering around.
	Guy carrying the podium going, hey, really terrifying.
	And there's nothing illegal about being happy about it.
	Half the country thought it was funny and cool.
	It didn't even become like a sedition thing until the media and the DNC got a hold of it and started pretending cops were killed and showing on a loop that one window that got broken, whereas the rest of them were just wandering around.
	Remember there was that black Capitol police officer that said, and they screamed, go and get that fucking nigger.
	Really?
	Still haven't seen the footage of that.
	Noticed some things that were different because in the very beginning, several members of the Proud Boys were charged.
	He was not.
	But this new indictment talks about encrypted messages that were being sent that were created, an encrypted group that was created by Enrique Tario according to the indictment.
	Telegram, she's talking about it.
	And that was shared with dozens eventually of Proud Boys.
	But a few of the core group that are listed in this indictment were aware of what the government says were planning tactics.
	Tactical planning, getting things like armor, getting things like hotel rooms, planning on where they were going to be, where they were going to meet.
	Wait a minute.
	Getting hotel rooms?
	Isn't that something you need if you don't live in D.C.?
	And as far as tactical gear, Proud Boys one month prior had been stabbed.
	Actually, they were stabbed in November and in December.
	And as we talked to Noblebeard on the show, who I told not to go to Jan 6, and he didn't go, thank God, he thought he was being punched in the back when he got jumped by those black dudes.
	Remember the black kids were attacking some old man and they broke it up and that black woman got stabbed?
	The woman who was with the Proud Boys, her lung collapsed.
	He thought he was being punched in the back.
	He checks his tactical gear when he gets home and he sees knife marks.
	They were trying to stab him.
	Yeah, that dude.
	So you have to wear that kind of shit to these things.
	Antifa shows up.
	They get violent.
	They bring weapons and they wait for you outside the perimeter.
	So you've gone in.
	This is at different events I'm talking about where there's a permit.
	You go in.
	Police search you.
	You definitely are unarmed.
	And then as you're on your way back to your car, Antifa jumps you with knives and collapsible batons and brass knuckles and fireworks and fucking rocks.
	So yeah, you need gear.
	Really interesting to read.
	The only thing they're desperate for a smoking gun.
	The only thing that's a smoking gun is someone at the top talking about specific locations and times, and we're going to go through this door.
	I guarantee you they don't have that.
	Read through some of the conversation that was going on there between Enrique Tario and some of the members and his response to all of that happened.
	He talked about in the communications, he was talking with a person that was talking about a plan to occupy several buildings, including the House and the Senate, and that they wanted to flood it with as many people as possible.
	So a lot of details here that explain why these charges.
	And wouldn't that be the beginning of a plan?
	Where's the actual meat of that plan?
	Yeah, I don't believe that they said we have to occupy these buildings and fill them with as many people as possible.
	Have just come up now.
	I do want to talk to you about what happened in February, February 24th, after the charges against some of his Proud Boys were already put in place, but he had not been charged.
	We were able to sit down with him.
	I have talked to Enrique Antario for many, many years over the years, and he agreed to sit down with me.
	And he fucked her?
	Do you think he put his dick in that?
	She looks guilty.
	What?
	Asked him about the people who had been charged and whether he condemned them.
	Let's listen.
	So, was it a mistake to even go into the Capitol?
	Was it?
	Yes.
	Do you condemn those who went in, vandalized, threatened police officers, broke windows?
	Do you condemn those people?
	Can you say that right now?
	Okay, I can't say that because I think condemn is a very strong word, and I think it's a little bit too strong.
	What happened was really violent and very strong, right?
	I'm only responsible, I guess to speak, I'm only responsible for what the Proud Boys did, right?
	And you listed a whole thing.
	And I'd like to go through that.
	There's eight members of the Proud Boys that decided to go in.
	I think that was a mistake.
	Bad move, mistake.
	Give them a $300 fine, a misdemeanor, zero jail time.
	Next.
	But they were.
	They're trespassing.
	It's rude.
	They were not there to overthrow the government.
	And the whole idea that it was there to stop Biden from becoming president is horse shit.
	Does anyone really believe that?
	That they were about to give Biden the presidential pin and they were in the way going, fuck it, stop, stop, stop.
	And Biden was going, Wait, I can't be president.
	I didn't get my little pin because there's too much violence going on.
	Does anyone really believe that?
	Because those are basically the two charges.
	One, you wanted to take over the American government with no guns and a handful of dudes.
	And by the way, they had plans to go see Michael Graves from the Misfits, also a proud boy, go do a concert in Virginia at 3 p.m.
	So in the morning, I'm going to take over the strongest government in the world.
	I should be done by noon-ish, one.
	And then we'll get together, get in our cars, and we'll go see the concert by 3.
	I should have overthrown the most powerful country in the world in about an hour.
	That's how weak America is.
	You can just take it over now.
	Cuba, it took several tries and an entire army of Cuban farmers, and they managed to do it over the course of several years.
	America, you can just wander in.
	Just wander in and take it.
	Then choose various czars.
	You'll be energy.
	You'll be education.
	You'll be transportation.
	You'll be infrastructure.
	Then go home.
	Go to a concert.
	We'll start on Monday.
	So that's one absurd scenario.
	The other one is that they were trying to stop Biden from...
	How are they going to do that?
	They're going to delay it?
	Oh, Biden couldn't become president because there was commotion at the Capitol.
	And why would anyone do that?
	I want to delay Biden becoming president by what, an hour?
	Even say it's a day.
	Say, you'll have to come back tomorrow, Biden.
	We couldn't put your magic pin on.
	We couldn't stamp your fucking passport with the presidential stamp.
	Okay, so what?
	They delayed it a day?
	That's an absurd thing to want to do.
	Like, what's the fucking motive here?
	I'll tell you, we all know the truth.
	The truth is a bunch of Americans, including a handful of Proud Boys, but millions of Americans saw the election as fraudulent.
	They were correct.
	I wasn't dubious.
	They got me with attrition, and I had accepted that the election was real and that Biden won and people just fucking hate Trump.
	I believed it.
	I started out thinking it was fake.
	Then they beat me down, and I had sort of like, all right, I guess it's possible.
	Maybe Biden did win.
	Then I saw 2,000 mules and went, dummy, why did you pussy out?
	Of course it was stolen.
	At the very least, 2,000 mules gives overwhelming credibility to the theory that the election was stolen.
	That makes Americans mad because if you don't have a democracy, you don't have a country.
	You have a dictatorship.
	Okay?
	That's what we have in North Korea and Cuba and Venezuela.
	We don't want that.
	So totally justifiable anger.
	Now they wrecked some shit.
	Yeah, that's bad.
	If some bar owner fucks your wife and you throw a chair through his window, it's bad to throw a chair through a window.
	I'm not saying he should have thrown the chair through the window, but I understand.
	So I understand these people's rage.
	They fucked up.
	Give them a trespassing fine and make them promise never to do it again.
	But these theories about sedition and insurrection, I don't even think the left truly believes them.
	They just know that it's good, scary words.
	I think that was.
	Which is why I'm so annoyed that everyone went there because you gave the left a gift.
	It was our drag your kids to pride.
	It ain't going to lick itself.
	I think that was a mistake to go in.
	But there's a lot of people.
	Does anybody sound terrible and dangerous?
	Like as we coordinated to go into the Capitol previously, and that's untrue.
	So let's just parse what he said.
	He says there, again, this is before he was indicted.
	He says there, we didn't plan this.
	This was not coordinated.
	And he didn't go all the way to condemn those who went in, but he says it was wrong.
	That is a very different story than you are getting from the details that are inside this indictment in these encrypted messages going back and forth between him and people who are.
	Give us an example.
	Give us a quote.
	Eric.
	Joining us now, CDN.
	Senior crime and justice reporter Caitlin Polance, also former federal prosecutor.
	Fucking normies.
	Never met a proud boy talking about this group.
	Never met a blue-collar man.
	Never spoken to a Trump supporter at a bar.
	And here they are, this team of experts, these over-educated boars with their ridiculous theories about white supremacy and Hitler and Trump.
	That's about all they know.
	That's what they teach at school now.
	Trump and Hitler.
	Best friends.
	Elliot Williams.
	First, though, Caitlin, tell us what we know about these Justice Department charges against the Proud Boys leaders.
	Seditious conspiracy.
	That's significant.
	It certainly is.
	It's a new charge.
	It certainly is.
	It's a more ambitious charge, Jim.
	But these are five leaders that are charged in this case, five leaders of the Proud Boys that we have.
	Five leaders of the Proud Boys.
	Interesting.
	How many leaders are there?
	Charged previously with conspiracy to obstruct the January 6th certification of the election.
	And Enrique Terrio and the four others, now they are facing this additional rewritten charge, seditious conspiracy.
	So what changed from what we knew before?
	Well, the Justice Department in recent weeks added a cooperator against the Proud Boys, someone that was part of the leadership group with these other men.
	And we also are seeing prosecutors rewriting the seditious charge, adding a little bit more detail, not a lot, but just a little bit in this case.
	And the one thing that is really separating a conspiracy charge from a seditious conspiracy charge is that in seditious conspiracy, the language is about overthrowing the federal government.
	And in this particular case, Terrio is accused now of texting with others about watching how the January 6th meeting or the recession of the Senate out of the chamber saying, let's see how this plays out, whether they were going to meet again.
	And prosecutors are saying that these men of the Proud Boys were planning not just to obstruct the boat, but to work together with force to intimidate members of Congress to leave the chamber.
	Caitlin Thankton.
	Elliot, I mean.
	Can I get a quote?
	And by the way, if one of these Proud Boys flipped, you know what you did, Department of Justice.
	You broke a man.
	You kept a man in solitary confinement away from any socialization, away from his family.
	These guys haven't had their parents or their wives or any of their family members visit them.
	So they're totally isolated.
	You're stuck in a room all alone 24 hours a day.
	Eventually, you snap.
	Joe Biggs, Ethan Nordine, those guys are rocks.
	They could sit there for 10 years and not break.
	But not everyone is built like that.
	And if there is some guy saying, yeah, we planned it, whatever, he was broken.
	We talked about this yesterday.
	Seditious conspiracy is quite a charge.
	And I just wonder how high the bar is for prosecutors to succeed.
	So high that you don't want a trial.
	And when I say you, I mean CNN and the government because they're the same in the DNC.
	They don't want a trial because they know they can't win.
	So they'll just keep adding charges and delaying this.
	And then they get their cake and eat it too.
	They get to punish these guys for daring to question the swamp.
	And they don't have to provide any evidence.
	Perfect.
	Although, this is why people were rioting and were angry because we're losing our democracy.
	We're losing our justice system.
	Court.
	You're absolutely right, Poppy.
	Number one, it's a serious charge.
	It's got a 20-year maximum.
	It is a high bar, and it's something that's not charged often.
	I think the last time it got charged 10 or 15 years ago in Michigan, it got thrown out because it's very hard to prove.
	Now, look, it's not necessarily just overthrowing the government, though.
	It's using force to hinder, prevent, or delay the execution of any law of the United States.
	And there's a very clear path here of using force.
	Number one, we know that happened because we all saw the videos.
	But if you look at the communications, the emails, the encrypted messages, and so on, they are trying to disrupt or delay the certification of the election there.
	So it's time it doesn't happen often, but if there is a case of the case, I don't understand this.
	So you, Biden will likely be president for eight years.
	So you managed to delay eight years by what, six hours, 24 hours?
	What's the incentive there?
	What does that accomplish?
	We know he's going to be, you could blow, don't take this out of context, but the Capitol could be blown up by terrorists and the White House.
	Biden is still going to be president.
	He'll just operate out of a different building.
	So this fucking random act of meandering is going to set back Biden's presidency by what?
	0.000001%?
	Is that why people go to jail for 20 years to buy a few hours of more Trump?
	Ellie, I'm curious what the significance is of the fact that the proud boy leader, Enrique Terrio, charged here, was not on the grounds at the Capitol on January 6th, but was still charged.
	Because this gets to a bigger question here, right?
	Do you need to be physically involved in this or just involved in the planning?
	And what does that mean for other senior folks who may have incited this?
	It's a couple things.
	Number one, for any conspiracy, Jim, it's an agreement between parties where two people have a meeting of the minds as to doing something.
	And again, the indictment lays out a number of communications, really graphic ones, talking about war and how we need to go to war, in effect.
	So there was an agreement there, number one.
	Number two, it's been a criticism lodged against the Justice Department that they were only going after people who were, you know, these sort of little guys who were foot soldiers or whatever.
	What this shows here is that there's broader planning and agreement among people higher up on the food chain.
	Does it show you?
	So can we get a quote, please?
	I was never on that Telegram chat, but my understanding is it was all Super Bowl talk.
	Fuck this fucking country.
	What the fuck's going on?
	We need a revolution.
	We need to take over this fucking government.
	That kind of talk.
	The kind of talk you see from Antifa on a minutely basis.
	The kind of talk you see from elected DNC officials like Tim Kaine, who says we need to be out on the streets, fighting in the streets.
	Or Hillary Clinton saying, I don't know why I don't see more people out on the streets.
	Or Maxine Waters saying we need to harass people.
	They call for violence all the time.
	Remember, what was it, Eric Holder?
	When they go low, we kick them?
	So it is significant in that sense.
	And Caitlin, you have some new reporting on the Justice Department really intensifying their investigation, focused on the Trump campaign's interaction with so-called alternate Republican electors in states that the former president lost,
	and whether a scheme to organize them is a crime.
	What can you tell us?
	What can you tell us about your Googling?
	I've been tracking the Justice Department investigation, this criminal investigation into January 6th.
	And one of those aspects that the Justice Department has been pursuing is the Trump campaign, their communications with state electors in battleground states, as the Trump campaign wanted to put forward alternate electors to basically supplant the true winners of those states who were going to be voting for Biden.
	So in Georgia, I was able to locate an email that a member of the Trump campaign, a staffer, had sent out to electors that were about to gather in Georgia, telling them not just to gather the next day to meet to support Donald Trump, but to meet in secret.
	So this staffer, his name is Robert Sinners, he wrote in this email to the Georgia electors on December 13th, I must ask for your complete discretion.
	Your duties are imperative.
	Trump wanted the electors to vote for him.
	This is what the left was doing when Trump won the first time.
	Do you remember?
	They had a whole celebrity campaign.
	Bob Odenkirk was part of it.
	All the hot, cool celebrities were pleading to the Electoral College not to sanctify the Trump vote and to deny his presidency.
	This is what the losers always do.
	And of course, our side did it when we allegedly lost.
	My understanding is that it is of interest now to three sets of investigators.
	The Justice Department, the Fulton County Grand Jury, this local body that is looking at this criminal, possible criminal investigation.
	I don't really watch CNN?
	It's so dull.
	This woman has no life.
	If you're going to be talking about world events and insurrections and stuff, shouldn't you be sort of culturally interesting?
	Like Christopher Hitchens or PG O'Rourke or someone who's been around, someone who's been in a fist fight or fucked more than three people or tried cocaine?
	You know what I mean?
	Like someone who's been traveling, someone who's been to fucking China before and knows about the Chinese.
	Like these people have nothing to offer.
	They smell of Ivy League schools and chicken parm.
	There's nothing fulfilling about them.
	I don't find them interesting as human beings.
	If I was at a bar and this woman sat next to me, I would just pull out my phone.
	There's no culture here.
	There's no oomph.
	The House Select Committee.
	And as we know, this is not just about electors themselves.
	These alternate electors is not a standalone issue.
	We believe that it is part of this larger idea.
	It's a boring email that happens every election where you want the Electoral College to go in your favor because it's technically possible, but it never fucking happens.
	So that's a non-story you guys have been nattering about now for so long.
	I checked my watch twice.
	Put forward an alternative to stop and overthrow the ultimate outcome of the election for Joe Biden.
	Caitlin, you're dogging.
	Caitlin, you're.
	Oh, the ultimate outcome of the election for Joe Biden.
	Caitlin, you're.
	Boring.
	Fill in the blank.
	Yeah.
	Wait, does the video end?
	That's the end.
	That is the end.
	Is she about to compliment her journalism?
	I've noticed that that's a CNN thing.
	Have you noticed that?
	Like the guy who guessed that Roger Stone was about to have the SWAT team kick down his door, that guy was there 15 minutes early, David Shortel, and CNN wouldn't shut up about his great journalistic instincts.
	And then in this one, they said to the big girl, you did groundbreaking journalism.
	And is this woman about to tell her that she did an awesome job?
	Caitlin, your dogged reporting on display.
	Thank you for bringing that to us, Elliot Black.
	I can't believe you found an email where someone wanted the Electoral College to go their way and not the other way.
	Great reporting.
	Good work.
	I've never seen other news sites do that.
	Have you?
	You don't see that on Fox News or anything.
	They're letting you know that what you saw was valid and good.
	In case you're incredible.
	Good job.
	You did a great job.
	Good boy.
	Yes.
	Is that it?
	Yep.
	Fucking terrible.
	So I always say in any of these scenarios, I always say do the math.
	Apparently, this is a big thing with NA and AA.
	They go, play it out, right?
	If you're a junkie, you want to have a beer?
	Okay, play it out.
	You're going to have a beer.
	You're going to have two beers.
	You're going to have three beers.
	You're going to have a shot.
	Someone's going to have Coke.
	You're going to do a bump.
	Then you're going to do all of that again.
	Then all of that again.
	Three passes, and now you're really fucked up.
	You're going to want to do your baby.
	Heroin.
	And your tolerance has gone way down.
	You're not going to gauge it right.
	You're going to say, I'm just sniffing it.
	You're going to take a huge bump and you're going to die.
	So that beer is a death sentence.
	Play it out.
	And I always say that, like, when Proud Boys were accused of killing that woman, what was her name?
	Nia Simone or something?
	Nyla?
	That girl in Oakland with some career criminal lunatic stabbed to death.
	And they go, Proud Boys did it.
	And then they're going to a bar in Oakland to celebrate.
	We have to stop them celebrating the death of this black teenage girl.
	Okay, so say they're racist.
	A group of racists exist.
	They stab a girl.
	They don't go in hiding.
	They want to celebrate because they think it's cool to stab a girl.
	And what?
	They're above the law?
	Like, the mob wouldn't do that.
	Russian gangsters, MS-13 wouldn't do that.
	They might have a quiet house party in a basement, but that's not the way it works.
	You're talking about some shitty action movie or the synagogue shooting.
	The Proud Boys were having a patriotic, constitutional, founding fathers type of celebration planned months in advance, and it happened to be like a week after the synagogue shooting.
	The narrative became they're going to celebrate the shooting of the synagogue.
	And you're like, play it through.
	Say someone was that anti-Semitic.
	They're going to see the synagogue shooting and go, holy shit, that's going way too far.
	Hitler would think that was too far.
	You're going to have a parade?
	How'd they get the permit?
	How'd they get a city permit to celebrate a synagogue shooting?
	But people don't do that because they're so happy to get a nugget that fits their insane worldview that when they get it, they just throw logic out the window.
	And the Jewish Museum that day put out a tweet that said, we're open.
	Yeah, of course you're open.
	No one's out to fucking celebrate a synagogue shooting.
	Ever, never.
	It's unfathomably horrific.
	Even psychotic, murderous criminals do a crime, like kill someone, and then they go into hiding.
	It's bad to kill.
	You have vilified this club and dehumanized them to the point where they're in a fucking comic book.
	It's like a video game villain where he kills people and goes, ha ha ha, that was awesome.
	Let's celebrate together.
	It's fucking Lord of the Rings bullshit.
	And now we have innocent men separated from their families, some of them apparently cracking because this narrative has so much strength.
	It's infected the DOJ and it infects juries and it destroys Americans' lives.
	You are murdering innocent American civilians who are justifiably pissed off about a stolen election and you're turning random wandering trespassing into the apocalypse.
	Fuck you.
	I hate you.
	This is 1-9.
	This is someone speaking logically about the whole thing.
	And, you know, a gang has top-down Management.
	I think it's the pagans.
	Hell's Angels don't have that.
	Hell's Angels, every chapter, is independent.
	But I believe the pagans have a guy who says, from now on, we're all wearing pink.
	Please don't kill me, pagans.
	That's just a silly analogy to keep the conversation moving.
	The House Select Committee to investigate January 6th has failed to obtain a quote-unquote smoking gun proving top-down organization of the Capitol riot, Hill sources say.
	Despite taking more than 1,000 depositions and subpoenaing more than 140,000 documents, this is why they don't want to go to trial.
	But stranger things have happened.
	Max and John four years.
	These guys locked up for 15 months.
	I mean, I talk to the lawyers all the time and they go, there's no evidence of this, there's no evidence of that.
	And I go, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	But you get a jury that wants to, that watches CNN and believes the shit we just saw.
	And they're like, I want to do my part to stop World War III, to stop a new American Nazi party.
	Like these progressive DAs, remember this woman who was hit by a car?
	It was a car thief, black kid?
	That's the guy.
	Look at his evil face.
	He's got fucking vampire gels.
	Democrat DA story quickly changes after Sheriff weighs in on hit and run.
	He said that the sheriff's department agreed with the felony charges and lenient sentence against a teen who drove into mom.
	So Gascon there is a progressive DA, and he was okay with this kid who smashed into a woman and her newborn on purpose.
	She got out of the way.
	She's over the side.
	He swerved and smashed into her.
	And by the way, this is going to piss off a lot of baby monsters, but I can't help but think that's video games.
	That level of evil, if you're playing a video game and you see a mom and a baby in grand theft auto, you might just, for fun, it's only a drawing, go bonk, just to see what happens.
	Is there going to be blood on the windshield?
	It's a silly thing to try in a video game because it doesn't matter because they're not real.
	But you do that enough times and maybe part of this kid's brain was like, I'm in grand theft auto.
	I'm going to hurt that lady.
	I have no empathy.
	I don't understand repercussions.
	And then it turns out with these progressive DAs that you're right to think that because there are no repercussions.
	So the sheriff was obviously very pissed about that.
	The mom is furious.
	But he doesn't value our lives.
	Mom hits out at woke DA, George Gascon, after driver 16, who mowed her down and her baby in a stolen car, was handed just five months in a juvenile camp.
	And his office said it was an appropriate sentence.
	This is in Venice, California.
	Thrown into the air.
	By the way, I think God may have intervened.
	She had a skinned shoulder and was fine.
	How was the baby?
	Fine.
	I think what happened was she was sort of kicked up into the air.
	So she rolled over the top of it.
	He hit the stroller.
	It knocked the baby out.
	The baby was in the air.
	Stroller's destroyed.
	Wow.
	But it was a confluence of physics that saved her and her baby.
	Of course, she's going to have nightmares for the rest of her life about this.
	It's every mother's nightmare.
	The baby was about 15 months old, I think.
	And I'm bringing this up within the meandering to show you the dangers of these progressive DAs.
	They can thwart justice.
	So don't go by the law anymore because the Department of Justice doesn't.
	How about this hero here?
	Cars only stop when a driver of a pickup rammed into them.
	Yeah.
	Sacrifices car to get this fucking piece of shit.
	Well, there's a video.
	I'm sure his insurance will handle that.
	But, oh my god, this is going to be horrific.
	Is this not safe for work?
	NSFW warning, guys.
	Everyone lives, so.
	Right, that's true.
	But it is disturbing, and so for that reason, we will be shut up, Ryan.
	Let's play the video.
	I have to do this.
	Okay.
	They're not safe for work bumper.
	Well, you're good at this.
	Look, she's getting out of the way.
	She lifts the phone.
	Just at least beat the living shit out of him and break all his ribs and hospitalize him, please.
	Like the good old days.
	They're trying to get in the car.
	Anyway, these are the DAs.
	Like the Subaru guy, the Dancing Grannies guy.
	That was another progressive DA.
	They're all linked to Chez Bodin, and he is literally the offspring of the Weather Underground.
	Weather Underground were not just revolutionaries.
	They didn't just go meandering around the Capitol, though the Black Panthers did do that.
	They murdered cops and security guards in order to get money that they were then going to give to black radicals.
	This is all around the early 70s when I was born.
	They go to jail for it.
	The baby is given to Bill Ayers, who started Obama's campaign.
	Bill Ayers raises a little kid named Chessa.
	Is that his name?
	Chez Chesa Bodin.
	And Chessa is now a major player.
	He's the San Francisco DA, I believe.
	And he's linked to Gascon, and he's linked to the Subaru, the guy who let the Dancing Grannies dude loose with no bail, even though this guy had already run over someone before.
	And it's weird because we were always saying abolish prison.
	Proud Boys would say, stop this prison industry.
	Yeah, but we didn't mean murderers.
	We meant like dudes that are there for drugs or dumb gun charges.
	Or if drugs were legal, you wouldn't have all this gang warfare.
	So all of those dumb crimes.
	But someone who drives a car into a baby on purpose, yeah, we didn't mean them.
	People who throw Molotov cocktails into cop cars while cops are there, yeah, we didn't mean them.
	That's Bad.
	It's funny how I often argue 5% of the people in prison are incompatible with society, and the others can be freed and can be worked with.
	The radical left is like, got it.
	Okay, I'll handle it.
	Okay, are you sure?
	What are you doing over there?
	Oh, we're getting, we're releasing the 5%.
	No, no, no.
	I said that.
	Oh, fuck.
	You got the wrong guys.
	You're letting out the bad guys and keeping the good guys in there.
	And then this is an old story.
	21B.
	What's that now?
	Next link.
	That's 21B?
	Yep.
	It's just a picture?
	It's a video.
	Oh, so this was at the gun meeting.
	You know, it's funny reading the Twitter comments because they'll focus on the black guy and be like, he's having an identity crisis.
	Or what the fuck's he doing there?
	Does he know where he is?
	Is it possible that your retarded narrative is wrong and you're the one mistaken, not him?
	Has that ever occurred to you?
	Anyway, that picture comes from a tweet, that video, and it was a reporter talking about the fascist...
	Well, you got it sideways there.
	The Proud Boys, a well-documented fascist street fighting club.
	You know what fascism is?
	Fascism is socialism.
	Hitler was a socialist.
	What did he do when he took over Germany?
	He took over Mercedes.
	He made it his.
	Very similar to Obama appointing the head of GE, the CEO of GE, to be the energy czar.
	That's what fascism is.
	The racism thing doesn't really come up.
	It's I become the leader and then I make my friends the various czars of various departments, like I was talking about earlier with the Proud Boys.
	So these fucking liberals, these DNC, are showing a lot more symptoms of fascism than the right.
	I should do a whole video on that where I'm an Antifa dude talking about how I'm anti-fascist, so I'm anti-AOC.
	The DNC has become the Socialist Party, and the Socialist Party is fascism.
	Let's, how are we doing for time here?
	Do we have time for some...
	Going about an hour or seven.
	Oh, good.
	We got plenty of time.
	All right, let's do the war on kids.
	I got a couple there.
	Hello, fam!
	I had a sex page upgrade.
	Who wants to pay for my bag?
	We are living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.
	Regulations to indoctrinate American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctrine.
	You know, when I was young, Louis C.K. talks about this, there was that house on the corner you didn't go near because there was a pedophile there.
	And he was ostracized, but also kind of accepted.
	Like looking back now, I think, why didn't all the dads get together and fucking kick in his front door and murder him?
	But now it seems like pedophiles are everywhere, doesn't it?
	And as we were talking about yesterday, I have to figure out, we all have to figure out where we are in this gray area of people wanting to help kids that are being bullied and people who are grooming kids so they can fuck them.
	It seems that there's a lot of the latter.
	It's funny because you go, well, at least this guy will go to jail and he'll get beaten to death by criminals.
	So we're at a point now where we're like, hey, criminals, can you help us with justice?
	Go to 2-2.
	Teacher at Hyde Addison Elementary School arrested in Predator D.C. child sexting operation.
	Thomas Berner, a teacher of more than 10 years, was busted naked, bringing narcotics for his tryst with the decoy posing as an underaged teen.
	A long string of victims are suspected.
	Are these boys or girls?
	Go down a bit.
	Thomas Berner, blah, blah, blah, substitute teacher, spusted by Jacob Walls, Predator, D.C., attempting to have sex with a decoy.
	Byner was completely naked as Wall and Berkman enter the room to interrogate him.
	My God.
	The decoy, to whom he believed to be a minor.
	Can we get the gender of the decoy, please?
	Just keep going down.
	Before being arrested, Byner's seated along.
	The bus came.
	Don't you think it's relevant whether he's gay or not?
	Keep going down.
	Berner's girlfriend discovers messages with the decoy posing as underage teen and told the decoy that Berner had molested many underage people in the past.
	In subsequent messages, Berner's girlfriend expressed a desire to participate in sex acts with the minor.
	What the fuck, though?
	She did not ultimately arrive with Berner.
	So it sounds like it's a girl.
	Berner stated that he had sexual interests with both boys and girls.
	Jesus, H. Christ.
	These fucking disgusting human beings.
	Before working as an elementary school teacher, he worked the same job in Korea.
	Maybe that's why that British dude loved Korea so much.
	Anyway, that's exciting.
	And then this is totally random, but check out the adjective here in this tweet.
	So this guy's wearing a shirt that says not gay is in happy, queer is in fuck the police.
	Shout out to the adorable group of apple-cheeked middle schoolers in the stuffy aisle at Walgreens who squeed and said, I love your shirt when I walked by.
	My shirt.
	Now, A, I don't like that little kids like to see fuck the police.
	It shows that their teachers are brainwashing them into being radical leftist BLM lunatic Antifa kids, which isn't good.
	But the real thing that sticks out here is apple-cheeked.
	Why would you describe a kid in such a graphic and, I don't know.
	Sexual way?
	Like, imagine I was talking about a kid.
	I go, yeah, yeah, Don brought his son.
	Oh, he's got a like, he's got a five-year-old little apple-cheeked kid.
	Like, why don't you say mile-high cheekbones and be-stung lips while you're at it?
	Apple-cheeked.
	Does that disturb you as much as it disturbs me?
	Click on that guy's profile.
	I hate that it's a fucking care bear.
	SIG Security Pro Chair, Container Escape Artist, Goose in the Mainframe, They Them, Stay Punk.
	What is a...
	Wait a minute.
	What is a Kubernetes SIG security?
	Google that.
	Wait, wait, go down a bit.
	Ian Coldwater.
	My name is Ian.
	I'm the first person planned to escape a container on a mainframe.
	I don't know what that means.
	That must be a video game thing.
	I want to see what this guy looks like.
	I've got a very bad vibe about him.
	Well, that's a boring tangent.
	All right, that's all I got for kids.
	Let's jump over to feminism.
	I got a lot more.
	That's toxic masculinity if you don't realize how your behavior is hurtful.
	Okay.
	This really jumped out at me.
	What is with these rape victims returning?
	The biggest issue, so this is a long thread about Epstein, but this one part jumped out at me.
	The biggest issue is the victims we never spoke with.
	So this is a guy, Adam Davidson, who's done extensive research on Epstein, and he's only released a third of it because some of the victims have begged him not to say their names.
	And for their privacy, he's agreed.
	But then he says, the biggest issue is the victims we never spoke with.
	Epstein reportedly raped, that's a big word, up to three girls a day for years.
	Most came once or just a few times.
	Now, that's a bad use of the word, come.
	Their names are not known by anyone.
	That's thousands of victims who are invisible.
	But go up, go up, don't leave that.
	Most came just a few times.
	Did a girl get raped by Jeffrey Epstein and then get conned into coming back?
	Like, what is going on with these women?
	Well, underage rape is statutory rape, no matter if it's consenting or not.
	So it is still raped, but if they came back on their own volition.
	Oh, that makes a lot of sense.
	He's just using the word raped weird.
	He should have said Epstein reportedly raped, and then in brackets, almost always statutorily.
	Right.
	Okay, so now we're straying from feminism a tiny bit, but check out this dude.
	He helped Clinton arrange trips to Jeffrey Epstein's Rape Island.
	He let Epstein into the White House seven times and flew on the Lowly Express.
	He's dead at 59.
	What's that?
	Say that again?
	And he was found hanging with a shotgun wound?
	What?
	He was Spilkman's special advisor.
	He died at the age of 59.
	They haven't said the cause of death.
	Don't worry, that's coming up.
	And scroll down.
	No.
	I hate when they do that.
	There's the guy.
	He's deed.
	Now go to the next link.
	2.6.
	The family is deathly scared of this getting out because of conspiracy theories.
	If someone I love was killed, I'd want as much conspiracy theories floating around as possible.
	The more theories, the closer we get to the truth.
	Family of Bill Clinton, advisor who admitted Jeffrey Epstein to the White House seven times, has blocked release of files detailing the death scene after he was found hanging from a tree with a shotgun blast at a ranch 30 miles from his home.
	Guess who owns the ranch?
	I got all this from a baby monster, by the way.
	Go to 2.7.
	Heifer.
	Heifer owns the ranch.
	Heifer is a nonprofit that is inexorably linked to the Clintons and the Clinton Foundation.
	He's very close with Heifer.
	And this guy goes to their ranch and that's where he's killed.
	So go back to the previous one.
	The family wants it hidden?
	I think they want it hidden because they're scared they're going to get killed too.
	Someone has made it very clear to this family that they better shut the fuck up.
	And if anyone goes down for this, they're going to go down with him.
	And so they got a petition signed.
	And there they are hanging out.
	So fucking weird.
	Go back to the top, though.
	To those little mini subheads.
	Daily Mail can now reveal Minister's father Larry and his widow are fighting to keep photos and other illustrative content of his death sealed.
	The two filed for an injunction, arguing that blocking the release of the footage would halt a proliferation of unsubstantiated conspiracy theories.
	What's the matter with unsubstantiated conspiracy theories?
	Aren't all theories unsubstantiated?
	The lawsuit claims the family has been harassed by outlandish, hurtful, unsupportive, and offensive online articles.
	I guess we're doing one right now.
	Perry County Sheriff Scott Montgomery said Middleton was discovered hanging from a tree with a shotgun blast to his chest.
	Pardon me?
	That's one of the most uncanny things I've ever heard as far as people found dead.
	So you hang yourself, and then as you're hanging there, you blow a hole through your chest with a shotgun?
	I don't even know if he was hanged from the neck, because that would be hanged from a tree with a shotgun blast.
	No, they always get that wrong.
	Hanging from a tree.
	What if he was just hanging without his neck?
	Or what if he shot himself in the...
	But you shoot yourself in the head with a handgun.
	You don't set up a shotgun into your chest.
	No, that doesn't seem possible.
	And it sounds like the assassins that they're getting these days are like some MS-13 fucking scumbags who aren't very subtle.
	They get creative.
	They're probably used to dealing with the cartels.
	We took care of it.
	What did you do?
	Too many sleeping pills?
	Did you have him drown like the Clinton's chef?
	That's always a good one.
	No, no, no.
	We sent a message to everyone in his family to shut your fucking face.
	Wait a minute.
	Jose, what are you talking about?
	Oh, we hang him by his neck, right?
	And then we take turns shooting him in his chest.
	Fuck.
	You're fucking kidding me.
	Please be kidding me.
	Please be kidding me.
	You're kidding me, right?
	No.
	That's how we do it.
	What we used to do is take all the heads and we put it at an overpass.
	And then the next overpass, we have the bodies hanging upside down with no head and the blood drip down on the cars.
	Yeah, yeah.
	This isn't...
	Oh, fuck.
	Oh, well, don't worry about it.
	We'll get away with it.
	We'll get away with everything.
	We'll keep focusing on trespassers.
	There's nothing here I can dig into that is even suggestive of any sort of foul play.
	It certainly is possible, and I cannot rule it out.
	I'm not ruling it out.
	As far as third-party involvement, someone did this to her, he said.
	There's something that's been looked into.
	Haynes, the mother of the two, frequently paddled along.
	Wait, someone doing this to her?
	What are you talking about?
	This stems from the.
	Oh, I see.
	Wait, you're bringing up a whole other murder?
	Okay, hanging from a tree with an electrical cord of the same style wrapped around his neck and a close-range shotgun blast through the chest.
	Ashley Haynes was found drowned in the Arkansas River.
	Oh, Arkansas River.
	Dude, you're doing research live on the show.
	It's just two sentences.
	Another chick tied into Clinton was found with an extension cord.
	This is also an extension cord killing.
	An electrical cord of the same style.
	Wow, that's a doozy.
	This is the same type of article that I bet they didn't want.
	The family.
	Is that an unsubstantiated conspiracy theory?
	Jesus, Jose, you gotta get at least different electrical cords.
	Well, we had them.
	Hey, Clintons, if you're watching, time to get a new murderer.
	This guy's sloppy as shit.
	This has been sent to me a million times.
	We got to cover it.
	Two men kissing because they won a race.
	And then the forgotten third, who's actually the winner, standing there holding her baby.
	2-8.
	Okay.
	Two men kiss as they celebrate stealing first and second place.
	First and third place.
	Secondered place in a woman's race.
	Woman takes care of her child as she stands on the third place she's been relegated to due to male cheats.
	The pic tells a story of gender ideology perfectly.
	Men first, women and children last.
	Look at that.
	Wait, what kind of competition was it?
	That's a bicycle race, but they're holding a skateboard?
	You're just advertising your skateboards?
	I think, I get the feeling gays are grossed out by these freaks.
	Don't you think?
	Oh my God.
	What a shit show.
	But I like the baby monster earlier who just said, Gavin, stop getting involved.
	Let them destroy themselves.
	As Henry Kissinger said, can't they both lose?
	And then lastly, I saw this.
	This is such a perfect vice story.
	That's such a perfect youth story, girl magazine.
	Not only can girls skate and rock, but they also give a tip of the hat to their native culture.
	So this chick has got her cool vans on and her ghetto blaster, but she's also got her, wait, what is this, Peru?
	I can't see the text.
	Bolivia.
	So she's got her Aboriginal Bolivian gear on, and these girls go out skating dressed like, you know, the commoners.
	Keep going.
	Oh, there she is all in.
	We're going to assume she landed that.
	Right?
	There they are at the skate park, totally shredding.
	Good thing these are just photos.
	So it's girls can skate, girls can be modern, girls can do whatever boys can do.
	And, oh, there's some sort of a jump.
	We'll have to guess that she landed.
	But they're also giving a shout out to their heritage.
	Perfect.
	Now here's the problem.
	And you know this happens when they go there to film.
	They're like, hey, boss.
	Yeah, yeah, what's going on?
	They can't skate for shit.
	Well, here.
	Just film them for 100 hours and try to get the two times they managed to land a thing.
	And I hadn't seen any video, but I watched this and I went, this story's too perfect.
	I guarantee they suck.
	And so I looked it up and they do.
	Cool, we are Bolivian.
	Yay.
	Oh, good speed.
	Whoa, and back down you go.
	And up.
	Oh, shit.
	And that's the footage that with the hundred hours that they got.
	They finally showed some stuff.
	They're all terrible.
	They skate like my mom.
	Oh, we don't show.
	Yeah, they often pull the camera away before you have to land it.
	We just love to skate.
	Like it looks good.
	It sounds good, but it's not true.
	Is that modern media in a nutshell?
	And I guarantee you, these cholitas are going to get flown around the fucking world.
	Oh, look, I can stand on it.
	Oh, I got to slow down there.
	It's getting scary.
	Look how bad they are.
	He symbolizes what is strength.
	I am Maria Belen Fallardo.
	Oh, shit.
	Oh, oh, I got to slow down.
	I love the media.
	Okay, last thing before the mailbag, let's check in on COVID.
	COVID, dude.
	Is that it?
	Kind of a minimalist.
	I like it.
	Short and sweet.
	Now, this is a weird tweet I saw, this dangerous comedian, who claims that all these women that, pregnant women, that volunteered to have COVID tested on them, which I mean, why risk it?
	Say Pfizer was telling the truth, and the odds of your baby being hurt by this were one in a million.
	I'm not risking that.
	How are anti-vaxxers still messed around?
	Oh, see, go up a bit.
	Of the 36 pregnant women in the Pfizer trial, 28 lost their babies.
	The NHS told pregnant women to get vaccinated.
	Now, Twitter is not a news source, so I included the person saying it's not true.
	But I went back and forth all over the World Wide Web, and half the people were saying this is true, and the other half were saying it's false.
	So you guys figure it out.
	But something fishy is going on with these vaccines, and journalists are not doing their job.
	I mean, the articles that I read that were saying it was false seem to be sponsored by big pharma.
	Like, I saw another person the other day saying, why isn't anyone investigating all these dead athletes?
	Are these athletes collapsing on this, especially in Europe on soccer pitches, during games?
	Tommy Robinson talks about it all the time.
	Dropping like flies.
	Why?
	Let's go over to Canada where COVID is at its most insane.
	My brother wanted to come down, and I'm like, dude, if they don't like your vaccination, if it's not acceptably, if it's not exactly the way they want it to be in their database, if there's any kind of mistake, you stay on your way, first of all,
	you can't get in.
	You can't leave the country without perfect vaccination status.
	But on your way back, if they don't like what you present them, you're looking at 14 days in a hotel, their hotel.
	It could be $700 a night.
	That's a lot of money.
	And so Canada, don't go to it.
	Don't come from it.
	I think this old bullshit will be over in a month.
	Canadians are getting too mad.
	But Trudeau was insulted by the Freedom Convoy, and now he just wants revenge.
	So he's randomly making up all this shit, like everyone needs a mask, and you can't leave the country unless you're vaccinated.
	That's China.
	This dude is more than just Fidel Castro's son genetically.
	He's Fidel Castro's son in spirit, too.
	He subsumed the man's mentality.
	Fidel Castro's reborn inside his son.
	Listen to this guy's fucking story.
	See, there is a 400-person Hey guys, wait here.
	I don't even really know what to explain.
	So for people telling me to drive, I can't drive.
	They have my bags, they won't give them back.
	So I had Edmonton to Toronto.
	Yesterday I landed around 3.
	I then had Toronto to Boston at 8.30.
	Customs was about 3 hours.
	Got through.
	Flight canceled from Toronto to Boston.
	All right.
	At this point, now I go and I see there is a 400-person line with two Air Canada workers.
	There's a million canceled flights.
	Everyone's just panicking.
	Stop.
	So I wait in that line about 60.
	Stop.
	So this is why you shouldn't check your bags if you can avoid it.
	Because you know what I would do?
	Take your bags.
	He can't do this.
	They've got his bags.
	But say you could pack light enough to have your own ship.
	And by the way, I like a floppy bag.
	Because I've had a Filson duffel bag this big, and they let me carry it on the plane because I can scrunch it up and fit it into anything.
	Your clothes get wrinkled?
	That's the price you pay.
	All these stiff things, if it doesn't fit in, it's not going in.
	Why do you guys have such stiff bags?
	Oh, because we can roll them.
	What are you carrying?
	Bricks?
	Why can anyone carry five days of clothes?
	Four days of clothes.
	Anyway, what I would do is just take the hit and buy a new ticket as a fresh person.
	One way.
	Like, why wait in line for six hours?
	Is your time at minimum wage, that's 70 bucks?
	Okay, how much is the ticket?
	$150 these days?
	Take the $75 hit.
	Anyway, go ahead.
	Six hours.
	At near the end of the line.
	Hello, you know how much my feet hurt?
	Be it near the end of the line.
	They closed it.
	They just said, oh, you have to go somewhere else.
	We had to re-enter Canada.
	We had to go through Canadian customs.
	So by the time I finally see someone from Air Canada, it's 1 a.m.
	I said, can I just get my bags?
	I've had a ride to Buffalo all set up, and I had a JetBlue flight from Buffalo.
	I just need to get out of this country, out of this airport.
	This is the worst airport on earth.
	I'm telling you, there's no other airport like this.
	So they say, no, no, no, you can't have your bags.
	Your bags are already like in the middle of no man's land.
	You can't have your bags.
	So we have an 8.50 flight for you from Toronto, Boston for this morning.
	This is at 1 a.m.
	Okay, be here at 5 a.m., they said.
	I would just not leave the airport.
	I want to be 5 minutes.
	It's 1 a.m.?
	You have to be there at 5 a.m.
	Set your alarm and sit on a chair.
	So I want to be three hours and 55 minutes.
	Did I ever tell you about the time, Brian?
	I like to get wasted for flights.
	Like barely alive.
	Because it's a time machine.
	Like David Tell says.
	You sit in your chair and then a stewardess taps you on the shoulder and goes, sir, we're in Los Angeles.
	What?
	And you're not drunk anymore.
	You go sit and coach.
	That was Amy Schumer's joke, I believe.
	Yeah.
	So one time I did it and they say, oh, sir, the flight is delayed.
	I have everything timed perfectly so that I faint right when I sit in my chair.
	Delay the flight, I'm fainting in the waiting room at the gate.
	Yeah.
	So I go, oh, this is not the way I planned it.
	Everything is, I'm like a fucking, what do you call this anesthesiologist?
	And this guy just had his injection.
	So counting down, 10, 9, 8, 7.
	Dude, I'm in LA airport.
	It's 2 in the morning.
	Everyone's gone.
	The black guy is there with his buffing machine.
	Oh, my God.
	And you know how you can brainwash yourself if you can't handle the truth?
	It's like, it's fine.
	It's fine.
	I'll just go to the gate.
	I'll go to the gate and I'll just get the next flight.
	There'll be another flight soon.
	It'll be, you know, the 4 a.m. flights.
	There's lots of late night flights.
	There's 3 a.m., 2 a.m.
	No, there's not, dude.
	Oh, my.
	Next one might be at 9 a.m.
	I fucking have to take a taxi back into LA.
	That sounds like hell.
	It sucked.
	You ever fall asleep and it's a similar feeling, but multiplied where you wake up in class and everybody's gone and they didn't wake you up and the teacher is in on it too?
	I've done that a lot.
	Yeah, I've been napping in class and I wake up and then the teacher's like, you can go whenever you want.
	Yeah, no, my parents loved me, so I would go to bed at a normal time and I wasn't sleeping in class all day.
	So they made you sleep like a little bitch?
	Yeah.
	If you have parameters at your home when you're a kid, you're a bitch.
	Yeah.
	I had things I had to do, like eat Pop-Tarts and watch South Park.
	Yeah.
	Okay, let's finish this poor bastard's shitty day.
	Here, this woman says, oh, we booked you actually on a flight from here to Montreal and then Montreal to Boston, but that leaves in 50 minutes and you can't make it.
	They never sent me an email.
	They just...
	I started laughing.
	I mean, what do you even do?
	It was either that or like cry.
	So now I'm on it.
	So now I'm on 10 a.m., but there's nobody really around the gate.
	Yeah, I'm just...
	I'm so in shock at this place.
	It is the biggest disgrace.
	It's not Toronto, dude.
	It's Canada.
	Known to men.
	All right.
	It's not the biggest disgrace known to man, but.
	And then speaking of Canada, this is a woman who works in HR over there, and she wants you to know that she's really pissed about the freedom fighters, the convoy, and she's declared revenge.
	And look at her fucking eyes, dude.
	Oh.
	Since you've seen Charters and Rights and Freedom, that would tell you that.
	But forget that.
	Isn't it amazing how many deranged Karens we have running our entire country and major corporations that define people's lives?
	Like, I might not be sitting here today if I got a Fox contributorship and everything was fine.
	I was best friends with Suzanne Scott.
	We'd sit there and talk about my new dog for hours.
	Sometimes Suzanne Scott would agree to a meeting with me with no reason.
	And I would say like, hey, I want to talk to you about the contributorship or not.
	You could just hang out with a rich guy.
	And I would just sit in her office and she'd talk about doggy potty training and stuff like that.
	She's fun.
	Now she's the head of Fox.
	Back then she was just the VP.
	And Bill Shine was the head.
	And he peeked his head in and went, hey man, maybe take it down a notch on the sexual stuff.
	You know, Roger Ailes is a Midwestern guy from Ohio.
	He doesn't allow him to hear about blowjobs.
	I was like, got it.
	Won't say it again.
	Bye.
	And I did say it again.
	But she sets up, okay, just go through the paperwork with HR and you'll be a regular and we'll call on you once a day, once every two days.
	And I was like, good, this is a nice, easy fucking, easiest gig in the world.
	You have to do hair and makeup and shit unless you refuse.
	But you talk for like 10 minutes three times a week and they give you a base of like 60K.
	And you can sell your own book and do all kinds of stuff.
	It's a sweet gig.
	And it took me a long time to get to that point.
	And then I'm in the meeting with the HR woman and we're talking about Kennedy, who's a good friend.
	And I go, yeah, she's a great.
	And the woman goes, she's so talented.
	And I go, it's amazing.
	The way she reads her cue cards, they don't seem, you know, stilted at all.
	It sounds like she's just making it up as she goes.
	And she's never stutters.
	I mean, it's almost like a magical gift, like Coltrain or Jimi Hendrix or something.
	She just has the gift.
	That's why she was doing it at MTV days.
	And the funny thing about, and then I start blabbing, which is dumb.
	Don't sell after you've already sold.
	And I say, and she's such a great mom, too, with her kids and gymnastics.
	And, oh my God.
	You know, it's almost like her talent is a curse because she'd probably be happier at home.
	Womp, womp, womp.
	Kids would rather have her.
	Her husband makes money.
	He's okay.
	But, you know, it's this massive check.
	I think she was making $350K a year back then.
	It's this massive check or not.
	I mean, you can't say no to it, right?
	So she has to take this job.
	It's almost like Nina Simone.
	Now I'm off at a tangent within my tangent.
	I didn't say this part to her, but Nina Simone hated performing.
	She wanted to be with her daughter.
	She was depressed all the time, but she was making millions upon millions selling out massive stadiums.
	So her husband said, you have to tour.
	I mean, the money's sitting there on the floor.
	We've got to pick it up.
	She became very depressed.
	Anyway, I could see in the woman's face after I said Kennedy would be much happier at home.
	I could see her go.
	And I know that the second I walked outside, it was just fucking.
	I'm going to sell these at the show on June 25th in Orlando.
	I guess this will be more valuable now.
	So that fucked, like, that changed my whole trajectory.
	I'm not at Fox.
	And then I ended up becoming more, I wouldn't say more radical, but I could be ruder on the screen.
	And then I ended up, where did I end up?
	I guess I ended up at Rebel.
	Yeah.
	And then eventually, you know what's fucking funny?
	Here's a secret.
	I lied.
	I told Suzanne that Glenn Beck offered me a job at the Blaze.
	So you better hurry up and get me this contributorship.
	It was a total bluff.
	And you know what she did?
	She goes, shit, that's great.
	You should take it.
	Oh, no.
	Okay, but he also said that you have to eat shit.
	So she called my bluff.
	And then a few months after that, it became true.
	And I did get a job at Blaze, only it was CRTV.
	I got the times wrong.
	It wasn't really a lie.
	Anyway, sorry, long tangent to explain that we've Put so much power in women's hands, and sorry, HR ladies, women are much better suited to life at home.
	Some rights and freedom would tell you that.
	But since you seem to forget that, and you're all loud and proud with your big thoughts and your big ideas, and you want to whatever fucking set up hot tubs in Ottawa, I'm a recruiter.
	It's a small, small, small industry, smaller than you'd think.
	Same with HR.
	So, if you're looking for a job, or maybe trying to keep a job, maybe, just maybe think about what you're putting on social media.
	Again, freedom fighters.
	I know you're not really big with stats and, you know, facts aren't your thing, you know, but what I can tell you, what is a fact, is that recruiters talk.
	And recruiters, like the majority of Canada, don't agree with you.
	Do you know what that means?
	Do you have any guesses?
	Any guesses what that means?
	What that means is that if you need a job, you might not get one.
	If you want to keep a job, you might not get to do that.
	And you know what LCR is good at?
	I'm scared.
	Documentation.
	You know what that means?
	You want to be an asshole.
	We document it.
	We give you a couple tries.
	Then what do we do?
	We terminate you.
	With cause.
	If we're so lucky.
	If not, we give you the minimum allowed by law.
	Either way, best of luck to you.
	Recruiters are watching.
	HR is watching everywhere.
	And we hate you.
	We hate you so much.
	And you think we can't do anything, but we can.
	We have the power.
	Always.
	Remember that.
	Doesn't matter if there's a fight.
	I know you have the power because you're putting it.
	Isn't it ironic she's putting this on TikTok and saying, watch what you say on social media?
	Women just like me.
	I'm so, so glad I got that off my chest.
	It's been eating me up inside.
	And honestly, my heart goes out to you guys.
	I mean, you have families to feed, right?
	You brought your kids to this big event.
	You're freedom fighters.
	You're standing up.
	Oh, they will be so, so proud.
	So, so, so proud of you.
	Fuck yourself.
	Fuck, fuck, fuck yourself.
	Wow.
	Fuck you, fuck, fuck, fuck you?
	I'm not familiar with that particular insult.
	Wow.
	Catch any of you fuckers alone.
	I'm going to fucking kill you.
	You know, the most disturbing part of that whole rant was big ideas.
	She's telling us we can't have ideas.
	Not big ones.
	Isn't that amazing?
	That's thought policing.
	And she said, we will document it and we will terminate you.
	That's Stalin.
	That's Hitler.
	That's fascism.
	Gavin, it's with cause.
	Wow.
	It's not without cause.
	All right, let's get to the mailbag.
	Okay.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	We haven't had any celebrity guests in a long time.
	Yeah.
	What's that about?
	I don't know.
	Are you overwhelmed?
	What do you mean?
	Oh.
	Yes, there should be celebrity guests.
	By the way, do you know how to make your celebrity guests appear on the stage in Orlando?
	Because I know a guy who can do it.
	You know a guy who can do the tech?
	Yes.
	Okay, well, I think so.
	As long as I can display my monitor from my laptop on something, then it should work.
	Okay.
	Oh, this is weird.
	This is a really old one.
	May 22nd.
	Oh, let's not risk it.
	Sometimes I have a word in the search bar, and I get confused because I see all these old fucking things.
	Do not throw your Apple Air tags out.
	You can change the battery.
	Thank you, sir.
	Gavin, you complain about your family being glued to screens all day and every day and doing so instead of spending time together, but aren't you the warden of your family?
	Yes.
	Yes, I am.
	And I practice more no-screen rules than any other parent in the community to the point where the kids are almost freaks.
	The no-screen day thing they don't understand.
	The other day, my eldest boy goes, why are we punished every week?
	Or I had another friend of my little boy come down, and I overheard him say it was the worst play date ever because I didn't allow them on their phones.
	Damn.
	So yeah.
	But when you live in a society where it's 100% of stuff, you can only push that so much.
	I could do zero phones.
	And we are doing a version of that soon, but that's none of your business.
	Hey, Gavin and Ricebum, whatever happened to Gary from Gary's mailbag?
	I always emailed into that show and kind of liked the old bastard.
	He's at a home.
	He is no longer.
	We miss him very much.
	He was a funny guy.
	You have a lot of good insight.
	Like, oh, I don't know.
	And can I smoke a cigarette in here?
	Did you let him smoke cigarettes in the studio?
	Sure did.
	Okay, because I just got a $150 fine for all of Syl's cigarettes.
	What are you zooming in on?
	Gary's photograph and also his mug that I bought for him in Florida.
	Hmm.
	Yeah, we don't even know what home he's at.
	We just, that's what we heard.
	I'd love to see him again.
	I feel bad.
	Are you forgetting how he smelled?
	Yes, I am.
	Okay.
	Why Sidney Sweeney's micro mini outfit feels like a threat to body positivity?
	So you now have to, now being gorgeous, and this woman is beyond hot.
	She's like that pretty is pretty, but only ugly can be beautiful.
	She's got enough character in her face that she's fucking wowie.
	She kind of looks like Trump's daughter that little Chanel West Coaster, she's slightly weird looking.
	So, ladies, if you are that slim, do not show it off.
	It's rude to fat people.
	Soon it'll be rude to blacks to be white.
	It's why Sidney Sweeney's white skin feels like a threat to black positivity.
	So coveted yet unachievable.
	Wait, that's not a micro keeny.
	Hey, G-Dog, look at this.
	Oh, yeah, micro keeny is fucking.
	No, micro-mini, you fucking moron.
	Oh.
	Hey, G-Dog, look at this.
	Pure classic.
	And it's a Scottish hairdresser.
	Nothing wrong with that.
	What particular style is this?
	Haircut one.
	I've got haircut one and I've got haircut two.
	That's the two choices.
	Haircut one is more of a short back and sides, and haircut two is more of a mullet shape.
	But the board outside says you do different styles.
	Yes, I'm aware that I've got a wee board outside that says I've got all different styles.
	I've got my pericomo up there, I've got Elvis Costello.
	To be honest, I don't have a clue what those guys look like.
	I've never even seen them, right?
	I just tell the people that, oh, sit in my wee chair, put on your wee bib, and I'll make you look like Frank Sinatra, you know.
	And what I'm doing is just giving them a short back insides.
	It's really quite simple.
	No one's ever noticed, to be honest.
	Do you not think that's immoral?
	No, I don't think it's immoral.
	No, of course it's not, because no one's ever told me that they don't like it.
	I always bring out a wee mirror at the end and I say, look at the back of your head.
	Is that alright?
	And they look at me and they go, that's perfect.
	That's exactly what I wanted.
	Thanks, mate.
	And they wouldn't lie to a barber, would they?
	A man with a pair of scissors in his hands that could slip it.
	It's a pleasure.
	I wonder what the original is.
	Dude, maybe that's a different part of Scotland.
	It's not Glasgow, but Scottish accent was way more intelligible back then.
	That was an overdub.
	What?
	That was an overdub.
	Oh.
	Yeah.
	Why bother?
	I know.
	I want to see the original.
	Scottish barber.
	But why bother overdubbing that?
	You just add a Scottish accent to a random thing?
	To make it funny?
	No, it looked like it was actually from BBC Scotland, but you could see the mouth didn't move where the mouth moved.
	Oh, I missed that.
	And it wasn't overtly odd.
	Like, yeah, why would you have to overdub that?
	What could he have possibly?
	It's a weird joke.
	Okay, video drop, 100% guaranteed you'll love.
	I think we should do our Trump special on July 4th.
	July 1st, I'll be away for Canada Day.
	And July 4th, I'll be away for America Day.
	So we'll have a Canada special on July 1 and a USA special on July 4.
	Hold on, I'm coming.
	That's saved.
	Ryan's first reactions app.
	Gents, the thought of guys accidentally recording their reactions while visiting Pornhub made me chuckle.
	You can have that one for free.
	Cheers.
	Oh, so you can see them when they're whacking off.
	They're fucking gross.
	You'll be ashamed of yourself.
	I got a spam once that said, we saw what you watch on porn.
	Wow, you were into some weird stuff.
	Anyway, we have a video of you pleasuring yourself, and we're going to send it to your family members unless you send us this Bitcoin, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	I think we read that on the show.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It's a funny bit.
	Hey, Gavin, I'd love to know your thoughts on this topic.
	Can a guy and a girl just be friends?
	No.
	I mean, if you're single, there's an argument for it because you're out there trying to fuck chicks and find the one, and nothing is better than a female wingman who can do research and find out if she's in a relationship.
	Even find out if you're her type or if there's a chance.
	And it's weird after you get married, you're like, you see women and you go, I don't need you as a wingman.
	There's no opportunities here.
	We have no job positions for you.
	Goodbye.
	Sorry.
	Like that Chinese comedian who's like, now that I got married, a woman comes up to me and want to talk.
	I'm just like, get the fuck out of here, bitch.
	Remember that?
	Ronnie Chang.
	Yeah.
	It's so true.
	See if you can dig that up.
	I want the Amazon now.
	I want it now.
	Put it in my hand.
	I don't want later.
	Put it in my hand.
	Put it on my porch.
	I want now.
	I want to think about something and have it in my hand.
	So yeah, but you're not really friends.
	And then here's the analogy I always use.
	I say, okay, so you and your female friend are friends, right?
	Go tell your wife that you're going camping with Leslie.
	Might as well stay in the same tent.
	You know?
	Why have two tents?
	So me and Leslie are going camping together.
	We're going to get drunk and then lie down, a little air mattress as buddies.
	Does that sound weird to you?
	Yes, it does.
	And if you can't go camping with someone, they're not really your friend.
	They're an acquaintance.
	I am happily married of 21 years, me too.
	At work in 2009, I became good friends with a female colleague.
	Okay, work buddies, there's jokes there, but there's still sexual tension.
	There was zero sexual attraction between us.
	We just became good mates.
	So that sounds like she's fat.
	She became good friends with my wife and an auntie to my kids.
	Okay.
	In 2020, like, why wouldn't she just be friends with your wife then?
	If there's a person that you have a lot in common with, then my wife is just like me, but with tits, so go hang out with her.
	In 2021, things blew up between us and our friendship is no more.
	This is not due to sexual stuff.
	Yes, it is.
	It was due to her forming a problem with my wife.
	Her heart became set on wanting to become somewhat of a mentor to my wife.
	She wasn't happy with how my wife was performing as a wife, mother, and daughter to her elderly mother.
	I love my wife, and there's no other way to escape my ex-friend tearing strips off my wife other than to call our friendship off.
	Now, why was she so concerned about how the wife wives?
	Like, when I meet someone's wife, she could be a fat Tub of shit watching TV 24 hours a day with chicken making her tits look greasy on her fucking disgusting, filthy t-shirt.
	I just go, oh, my friend's into fat, disgusting, lazy bitches.
	The end.
	No big deal there.
	I don't give a fuck.
	If he's happy or if he's sad and he's having a terrible marriage, I'd ask, you know, I'd offer him advice.
	I'd be like, have you considered asking her to exercise or maybe have a little less fried chicken?
	But that would be the most of it.
	And even then, if you think that your friend's wife is a stupid, evil cunt, even then, and he says, I think I'm annoyed with her, even then you sort of go, well, it's not my place to say, but she does seem to be,
	and you're super diplomatic here, very confident in her knowledge of a lot of subjects.
	Like you don't even call her a know-it-all.
	And then you drop it.
	So that's a man dealing with the wife.
	This woman getting involved.
	You should be a better daughter?
	Get the fuck out of here, bitch.
	That's why you can't be friends with women.
	So she wanted to be your wife, dude.
	She wanted to take over.
	I reflect on this and I feel I was in the wrong because over the years I treated my female friend the same as I would a guy friend.
	Chicks can't handle the emotional stuff.
	When we guys just blow off steam and talk a bit of shit, opening up to a chick who wasn't my wife landed me in a world of pain.
	Yeah.
	What's that now?
	Well, no, I'm just saying, you know, I have Jarvis and she's a female.
	So I'll say, you know, Jarvis set up a meeting or whatever.
	And Pepper Potts, she's got a problem with it, but never ever did Jarvis.
	Yeah, that's a good idea.
	You and Pepper Potts ended up fucking.
	Yeah.
	That was your secretary.
	Yeah, but Jarvis, you know.
	Look how many men have fucked their secretaries.
	Yep.
	That was the tradition back in the day.
	You know, there's going to be sexual tension.
	And when a woman is being told what to do by a man, it kind of turns her on.
	And it develops this almost sexual relationship.
	Go do this, go do that.
	Type up a letter, suck my dick.
	It just seems like another thing in the list.
	They end up in a weird marriage.
	Speaking of The Age of Voltron, the guy who voiced it, he had a movie with Maggie Gellenhall.
	Well, she was his secretary.
	And very sexual.
	Do you remember that?
	Yeah, it's like an SNM movie.
	It's like 50 Shades of Gray.
	It's called Secretary.
	Yeah, it was great.
	I find that woman 0% attractive.
	But in that movie, I mean, she's pretty girl.
	No, she's dressed great.
	Sexy body, good outfits.
	But she loves garter belts.
	She's got apple cheeks.
	Her nose is too wide.
	She looks like a cabbage patch doll.
	She looks like you.
	Excuse you.
	Oh, there's your email.
	Well, I'll blank that out.
	Yeah, she does look like shit.
	Never mind.
	I misremember this.
	As a kid, it was Slim Pickens.
	This movie comes on, you're like, say, what?
	See what happens here?
	James Spader, he was Ultron in Adventures.
	So I read it.
	This is supposed to be your professional relationship.
	I'd be interested to know if you or any guy listeners have been able to treat a female friend as they would be a guy friend.
	No.
	It just can't happen.
	And the older you get...
	And that chick, that chick I'm really into, Allie, who talks about being a wife.
	You know the chick we talked about the other day?
	Feminazibot.
	Oh, yeah, okay.
	Femme bot?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Whatever her name.
	What's her name again?
	Allie.
	I've watched so many of her videos that all I have to do is go to YouTube and she's in my suggestions.
	That sounds rude.
	Is she in your DM?
	Yeah, here she is.
	Real femme.
	She says, when you get married, you burn all your ex-boyfriends' contacts, burn all your exes, deleted, never speak to them again.
	It's the same with female friends.
	All right, last one.
	Uh-oh.
	Sprinkles?
	I hate when people send me sprinkles.
	Okay, this one is pretty good.
	It's a good one to end on.
	My name is Michael Audrey Myers, and I'm one of the greatest ever.
	Every morning I wake up, two raw eggs in the gym, two, three hours, sauna, cardio, training, weightlifting.
	You know, I do it all.
	I cut off all distractions.
	Look, look, look, look right here.
	Sent to me about four or five minutes ago before the interview.
	Look, look, look, look at it right here.
	Look.
	She talked about a colour to Miami, Annabelle.
	Talk about colour to Miami.
	Left drawing red.
	I ain't coming to Miami.
	I'm working.
	Everybody always asks me, you know, how do you get there?
	When they see you, they're running across the building.
	They're running down the stairs.
	They're running across the parking garage.
	They're in the car.
	They think they're safe.
	You're already there.
	How do you do that?
	Work at this.
	Nobody working like me.
	Nobody.
	Pennywise talk about, oh, I'm big time.
	You living in the sewer.
	My condo, $4,800 a month.
	You're not moving like me.
	You know what I'm saying?
	You heard the four greats.
	Michael Jordan, Michael Jackson, Michael Phelps, Michael Myers.
	That's me.
	I'm one of the big dogs.
	You know, let's wrap the kid up.
	I got places to be.
	You know what I'm saying?
	I got to go murder somebody.
	Did you know in Baby Driver, the scene where they want to have Mike Myers masks?
	And see if you can dig this up.
	Baby Driver, Michael Myers.
	That's all you probably need.
	They wanted to have that mask, that Michael Myers mask, but the studio said no.
	Or they wanted a zillion billion dollars.
	So they said, oh, fuck.
	So they contacted Mike Myers, the other one, and they said, can we use you?
	And he goes, yeah, that sounds funny.
	Go nuts.
	Kill a dude from Halloween.
	Oh, you mean Jason?
	No.
	If you haven't found a Halloween costume yet, you may thrown out Austin Powers, no matter how groovy you're feeling.
	The Shagged Elect mask has become up to the next one.
	The Shagged Elect mask.
	All right, final video, boys.
	So Derek Nimmo was a popular TV presenter in the late 70s, early 80s over in Britain, and he had a sense of humor, but he was somewhat serious.
	I don't know who to compare him to today.
	I guess me, if I wasn't a war criminal.
	And he had heard of this new group called the Sex Pistols in around, I assume, 1977.
	Sex Pistol is on my mind these days because of this new show Pistol, and it's probably affecting my YouTube algorithms.
	So here he is visiting Vivian Westwood and Steve Jones and learning about her shop.
	Sex.
	A pair of very tight plastic trousers that she was selling at the time and he was constantly.
	She's talking about Muriev, the ballerina.
	What do you call male ballerina?
	A ballet guy.
	Yeah.
	What's actually wrong with what I'm wearing?
	It made you look so bloody boring, I cannot believe it.
	I agree with her.
	It's a question of how you feel.
	The point is to change yourself.
	But why?
	Why does one have to change yourself?
	Because then you'll feel great.
	What do you think?
	Well, I'd like to see.
	I'm sorry, here we go.
	It's either called a dancier noble or a cavalier.
	Go back to the very, very beginning, but remember where you are now?
	140.
	Shirley, you tell me to go and look at the punk rock scene, which is a fit I didn't know very much about.
	But following your advice, I wandered around the King's Road in Chelsea and found myself in this rather curious little shop in the company of Johnny Rotten, Sid Vicious, and other assorted sex pistols.
	Okay, so now you can show him coming out of the store.
	After Johnny Rotten said, you look boring.
	But I'd like to see.
	You wrecked it with the shoes.
	Sully.
	Stupid.
	Would you buy this for your husband?
	I don't think I would, really.
	I don't think his constituents would like it very much.
	You'll see he's a member of Parliament.
	They might think it's rather peculiar.
	Used to be a monk on the television, but that's right.
	Do you think I look better like this?
	Yeah, I think you look really nice.
	Do you?
	Yeah, it looks great.
	You know what these people could do with?
	A massive influx of Muslim immigrants with machetes and grooming plans.
	It's so homogeneous, isn't it?
	Where's the multiculturalism in 70s Britain?
	Ugh.
	Yeah, thankfully they got Woman from Above canceled.
	That movie, a bunch of Muslims forced this theater to stop showing this movie because it offends them.
	Sadiq Khan?
	That's what they need.
	That city needs Sadiq Khan in there to clean it up.
	And then we can ban knives after all the stabbings.
	What do you think of this fashion, Tom?
	Oh, that's your hat.
	Ridiculous.
	It's not me, but I would wear it.
	They're really stupid, man.
	The music's all right.
	The music's all right.
	She wants him to get a chain from his nose to his ear.
	Yes, your nose to your ear to finish off.
	I'm time dancing.
	Oh, Meg.
	Who's Meg?
	You.
	Me, Meg.
	Yeah, look.
	Ah, simpler time.
	A funnier time.
	A more homogeneous time.
	Life before diversity doesn't look so bad.
	Anyway, folks, we'll see you tomorrow at the compound.
	Compound censored will be on Thursday Nights Live.
	I hope Sylvia can come back.
	I don't know.
	She may be at death's door.
	She's missed many weeks.
	She's got terrible lung problems, and she also is having her aid sneak her smokes.
	That can't be helping her lungs heal.
	So we'll see what happens with her.
	Maddie will definitely be there.
	Oh, and Maddie and Jim Goad have been added to the special guests at the meet and greet on June 25th.
	So you can get a selfie with them and shoot the shit and have a beer.
	That's very exciting.
	And to be clear, I know the ticket vendor keeps changing as they get harassed to death, but all the tickets will be valid.
	If you bought a ticket on day one and we go through 37 different vendors, that ticket still works.
	So I can't wait to meet you guys in the interim, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I know you've been feeling me, baby.
	Won't you give it up?
	And we both know that there's a baby.

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