Oct. 8, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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| I see no digging move, in a digital second. | |
| I've never seen a noise. | |
| I'm not going to be able to do it. | |
| I'm not going to let you get away with this. | |
| I heard that booming out of a car in the South Bronx this morning. | |
| And the beauty of modern technology is if you just hear three or four words in a row, you can Google it, and there's the fucking song. | |
| That's a bunch of specs I know nothing about. | |
| Singing about Diguetto. | |
| Very catchy chorus. | |
| Ryan, what does it mean? | |
| What do you mean, let's see? | |
| Tell us what they're saying. | |
| I have to listen hard. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| You have to get an erection to hear this song? | |
| Why do you have to be erect to listen to this song? | |
| No, not my penis. | |
| My ears have to work. | |
| You see how his nails are painted? | |
| Correct. | |
| I'm noticing that's a thing in the hood these days. | |
| I saw a guy at Chipotle the other day, not gay, and he was just a tough guy, kind of big, like 6'4, kind of fat. | |
| He had really, really baggy sweatpants on. | |
| Like they were Academy Award gowns. | |
| He's not gay. | |
| I can tell. | |
| And his toenails were painted blue. | |
| Ron White paints his toenails. | |
| You know what I would do if I was Superman? | |
| I would just live in the hood and just annoy people. | |
| Yeah, that would be cool. | |
| I would just come up to him and go, so what's going on now? | |
| You paint your toenails blue? | |
| Yo, motherfucker, you need to step back. | |
| And you're not even gay. | |
| You're just, you don't have a job, do you? | |
| Have you ever had a fucking job? | |
| Or I saw this black woman with a dog also today. | |
| And she looked a bit mental. | |
| And I thought, how'd she buy the dog? | |
| She's clearly on welfare. | |
| She's never had a job. | |
| She's fucked up. | |
| She has like one sock on. | |
| She's walking her dog. | |
| And I thought, I know how you get money. | |
| You get welfare and food stamps for your basics, right? | |
| But then when you want something like a nice purse, you suck a dick. | |
| And the person who provides you with the money for that dick sucking made his money dealing drugs. | |
| And that's ironic because you're a crackhead and you spend money on drugs. | |
| I don't quite get how the economy works. | |
| It's like my wife's Indian tribe. | |
| They get money from their casino and then they go to the casino and blow it all. | |
| Obviously, it's not 100% returned, so there's diminishing returns, as they say. | |
| But I'll bet you, here in the South Bronx, there's a massive economy of just fellatio and maybe sex in exchange for purses and money, and it's not frowned upon. | |
| It's not even considered prostitution. | |
| By the way, I'm guessing. | |
| This is all a guess. | |
| What do you think of that theory? | |
| I think it's pretty good. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And you could, like, when you see a woman with a new weave and a purse, like a Yves Saint Laurent purse, you don't go, ugh, that fucking whore probably sucked a dick for that. | |
| She's unemployed. | |
| There's no way. | |
| There's no stigma. | |
| It's just like, oh, damn, she got a nice purse. | |
| She must have sucked a dick. | |
| It's almost like you see a normal person, like in a, in an Irish neighborhood, and he's got a new truck. | |
| You're like, oh, he must have worked on a lot of overtime. | |
| There should be stigma on prostitution. | |
| It's disgusting and sad. | |
| Okay. | |
| You should feel bad if you get prostitutes. | |
| And if you are a prostitute, you should feel bad. | |
| You're fucking up. |
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