Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E39 - WE'RE JUST A MINOR THREAT
Aired: 2021-10-08
Duration: 04:58


=== Why You Suck Dicks For Money (04:50) ===

[00:00:08]  I see no digging move, in a digital second.
[00:00:18]  with Gavin McKinnis.
[00:00:20]  Y yo solo sé que montaron.
[00:00:31]  Y yo solo sé que me gustó.
[00:01:01]  Y yo solo sé que me gustó.
[00:01:08]  I'm not going to be able to do it.
[00:01:12]  The people who have noticed that we have a disco in the street.
[00:01:16]  Let's go.
[00:01:16]  The people who have noticed that we have a disco in the street.
[00:01:24]  I heard that booming out of a car in the South Bronx this morning.
[00:01:31]  And the beauty of modern technology is if you just hear three or four words in a row, you can Google it, and there's the fucking song.
[00:01:40]  That's a bunch of specs I know nothing about.
[00:01:42]  Singing about Diguetto.
[00:01:45]  Very catchy chorus.
[00:01:48]  Ryan, what does it mean?
[00:01:54]  What do you mean, let's see?
[00:01:56]  Tell us what they're saying.
[00:01:57]  I have to listen hard.
[00:01:59]  What do you mean?
[00:02:01]  You have to get an erection to hear this song?
[00:02:05]  Why do you have to be erect to listen to this song?
[00:02:07]  No, not my penis.
[00:02:08]  My ears have to work.
[00:02:09]  You see how his nails are painted?
[00:02:11]  Correct.
[00:02:11]  I'm noticing that's a thing in the hood these days.
[00:02:14]  I saw a guy at Chipotle the other day, not gay, and he was just a tough guy, kind of big, like 6'4, kind of fat.
[00:02:23]  He had really, really baggy sweatpants on.
[00:02:27]  Like they were Academy Award gowns.
[00:02:29]  He's not gay.
[00:02:30]  I can tell.
[00:02:32]  And his toenails were painted blue.
[00:02:36]  Ron White paints his toenails.
[00:02:38]  You know what I would do if I was Superman?
[00:02:41]  I would just live in the hood and just annoy people.
[00:02:45]  Yeah, that would be cool.
[00:02:46]  I would just come up to him and go, so what's going on now?
[00:02:49]  You paint your toenails blue?
[00:02:51]  Yo, motherfucker, you need to step back.
[00:02:54]  And you're not even gay.
[00:02:55]  You're just, you don't have a job, do you?
[00:02:58]  Have you ever had a fucking job?
[00:03:01]  Or I saw this black woman with a dog also today.
[00:03:06]  And she looked a bit mental.
[00:03:08]  And I thought, how'd she buy the dog?
[00:03:10]  She's clearly on welfare.
[00:03:11]  She's never had a job.
[00:03:12]  She's fucked up.
[00:03:13]  She has like one sock on.
[00:03:14]  She's walking her dog.
[00:03:16]  And I thought, I know how you get money.
[00:03:19]  You get welfare and food stamps for your basics, right?
[00:03:22]  But then when you want something like a nice purse, you suck a dick.
[00:03:28]  And the person who provides you with the money for that dick sucking made his money dealing drugs.
[00:03:35]  And that's ironic because you're a crackhead and you spend money on drugs.
[00:03:40]  I don't quite get how the economy works.
[00:03:42]  It's like my wife's Indian tribe.
[00:03:44]  They get money from their casino and then they go to the casino and blow it all.
[00:03:49]  Obviously, it's not 100% returned, so there's diminishing returns, as they say.
[00:03:55]  But I'll bet you, here in the South Bronx, there's a massive economy of just fellatio and maybe sex in exchange for purses and money, and it's not frowned upon.
[00:04:07]  It's not even considered prostitution.
[00:04:10]  By the way, I'm guessing.
[00:04:11]  This is all a guess.
[00:04:18]  What do you think of that theory?
[00:04:20]  I think it's pretty good.
[00:04:21]  Yeah.
[00:04:22]  And you could, like, when you see a woman with a new weave and a purse, like a Yves Saint Laurent purse, you don't go, ugh, that fucking whore probably sucked a dick for that.
[00:04:31]  She's unemployed.
[00:04:32]  There's no way.
[00:04:33]  There's no stigma.
[00:04:35]  It's just like, oh, damn, she got a nice purse.
[00:04:37]  She must have sucked a dick.
[00:04:39]  It's almost like you see a normal person, like in a, in an Irish neighborhood, and he's got a new truck.
[00:04:45]  You're like, oh, he must have worked on a lot of overtime.
[00:04:49]  There should be stigma on prostitution.
[00:04:52]  It's disgusting and sad.
[00:04:54]  Okay.
[00:04:55]  You should feel bad if you get prostitutes.
[00:04:57]  And if you are a prostitute, you should feel bad.