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Sept. 24, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #116 - REIDTARD WORLD (Part 1)

We are no longer trying to argue with people who have a slightly different view of the world. We are arguing with mentally handicapped lunatics who think we want to round up handicapped kids and murder them.

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How do you say Germany in German?
Deutschland.
Deutschland, of course.
Deutschland.
German band there, kind of a weirdly ironic band sent in from a bit by a baby monster.
It's they're called like ready to die or something.
HG Icht det.
I don't know.
When you sound that out, it sounds like I'm ready to die.
And that guy is a German politician who is still active today, but he was famous for sentencing the Nazis.
Getting the Nazi bad guys.
Germany could probably move on from that around now.
Yes, you were bad.
All's forgiven.
Let's move on.
Welcome back to the show.
This is the Thursday live show starring my co-host, Ryan Katsu Rivera.
Do you still feel ill from our trip?
I never really felt ill.
I just had a cough, but I feel great.
I felt great the whole time.
Okay.
I fought many men today.
And they didn't hold back, and I don't like that.
It was like bar fights.
Did you win?
No, it was sparring, but they were punching me really hard in the head.
When was your fight with the Jewish guy?
October 14th.
Okay.
Don't call him the Jewish guy.
That's how you.
I only know it from you.
That's how you told me that I don't know.
He's a Sagittarius.
Okay.
That's how I see it.
Good thing his Venus will be rising then.
On the 14th?
Yeah.
The 14th?
Are you sure?
Because Pluto is in...
It crosses over, waxes over the Neptune.
How could Pluto be where it is that close to the sun and also have Venus rising?
Because I think he's a Taurus moon.
You mentioned he's a Taurus moon.
Taurus moon.
We had a barmaid like that for a while, Liz, and I would say dumb shit like that.
And she'd go, you let on that you don't know anything about astrology, but you know some shit.
And you would just make shit up.
Oh, make up.
I don't know anything about that dumb made up.
It makes Scientology look like physics.
Fucking.
So yeah, welcome to the show.
Ryan, did you show your ugly face?
Yes, you did.
Yeah, and I straightened my hair.
My wife helped me straighten my hair in the back.
Why'd you do that?
I don't know.
I just want to see what it looked like to have like a Joe Dirt.
So you straightened the back of your hair, but you left the front of your hair curly.
Right.
And what's your favorite thing about Billy Baloney behind you?
What's my favorite thing about him?
Yeah.
Oh, that he's just the greatest.
I mean, I think Mr. Rogers said it best when he said, There's no person in the whole world like Billy Bologna.
You don't know who Billy Bologna is.
He's the puppet, which is the friend of Peeby Herman, which is the bald eagle.
This is a shirt my wife got me in Madison, Wisconsin.
She was thrifting, and then I bought this.
This is starting up.
I'm starting my new look.
Not for the show.
The show will still wear suits.
But my new look is working-class LARP.
That's good.
Like I was at the pub the other day, and some of the guys from my gym came by, and I had on like Carhartt's.
I had a chainsaw sweatshirt for, what's it called?
That's chainsaw company farts.
What are they called?
DeWalt?
Yeah.
I had a DeWalt sweatshirt on.
And then I had a Gucci belt.
And he's like, you're trying to fucking look all tough, all working class, and you go and you always fuck it up with like a Gucci belt.
And I'm like, Ryan, his name's also Ryan.
It's not a fuck up, dude.
This is my look.
Right.
Carhartt overalls with a Gucci wallet.
Yeah, and the guy saved up to get the Gucci wallet.
Like, he fancies himself a Gucci man.
He buys one item.
Yeah, I like Jamaican white trash.
Like, they'll have white trash, black trash.
They'll have a house in cinder blocks, and then they'll have a Range Rover in the driveway.
I like that kind of opulence.
Yep.
I'm not into Italian opulence with the column.
Anyway, sorry.
Lots of different tangents.
We still haven't started the show.
We'd like to thank our sponsor, Tactical Walls.
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I got you.
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Ryan here lives in a gun-free zone called New York City.
And his desk, what can he fit on his tactical wall?
He's got a Billy Bologna.
He's got a Pee Wee Herman.
He's got fake shit, literally.
He's got a mug I bought in Paris in Pigal of a penis going into a butthole.
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You know what I just realized right now?
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No.
I've never seen a gun.
I have guns that I would prefer to have and guns that I wouldn't be dying to have.
I've never seen one gun ever in my life where I went, eh, gross.
I mean, 99% of cars make me puke.
Car 98s, the sniper rifles?
I don't know what that is.
It's a weapon.
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So if you fuck it up and you have lowercase and it's just Gavin, you'll still get, what is it, 15% off?
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I'm guessing that's 15% off.
Yeah, it's 15% off.
See, that's the problem with the copy guy.
I don't read his copy that he writes for us because he's not a writer.
See, sales guys are great at sales, but they tend not to be great at other stuff.
And then they often write copy and it's pathetic.
Actually, just bring me that over.
Let's just, let me tell you what ad sales guys.
And by the way, I never disparage ad sales guy.
Shane advice made me a multi-millionaire.
My buddy at Rooster, when I had the ad agency, I hate sales.
I hate doing it because I hate no.
When people say no to me, I get pissed off.
I want to just go, fuck you.
Same with like when I have my kids, like if my kids apply to something and they don't get in, I want to beat everyone up.
So I'm not good at sales.
But here's what the sales guy wrote: Your toots, your booze, and reefer.
What?
Tactical walls, tactical walls.
Way better than Joe Biden's not-so-tactical balls.
So these walls are better than the president's testicles, which no one who watches the show likes Joe Biden's balls.
So that's weird.
The tactical wall is made to hide your guns.
No, some of the things on the site are good for hiding guns, but others are just displaying them in a very proud way.
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This is no.
Tactical walls are not for hiding cocaine.
What is this guy talking about?
Tactical walls are made by Tactical Tim.
Yes, Tactical Tim, good friend of mine, had him on the show here, hung out with him for 13 hours in a row.
Wonderful guy.
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That's why we love him.
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Oh, no.
It's 20% off, Ryan.
Oh, dang.
20 round.
But the promo code is Gavin 15.
Okay.
Okay.
I ain't going to judge.
I ain't going to judge.
So as you know, the way this show works is we read letters.
What are you doing there?
You're presenting the tactical wall?
Yep.
Okay.
We read letters for the first hour and then we take calls for the second hour.
It's a way to communicate with you people.
It's also free for the first half hour and it's released as a podcast.
I used to just do the podcast where I'd say one sentence and then make the whole podcast about that.
But I don't do that anymore.
All right.
Even pay the bills.
Yeah.
There's too much generosity with a lot of content these days.
Although I did, I will be giving out free content on Getter.
Get on Getter.
I'm trying it now.
So it is G-E-T-T-R.
It is allegedly a ban-free Twitter.
Now I'm scrolling through it now.
I'm following Dinesh D'Souza, who posts way too much.
The Epoch Times, Jack Pasovic.
Both those guys post too much.
In fact, this entire time I've been talking, there's been Dinesh D'Souza and Jack Pasobic again and again.
Carpe Donctum is on there.
Look how well you blend into the screen here.
Yeah.
Look how cohesive.
Okay.
Yeah, so it's allegedly the new Twitter.
So let's get all the baby monsters on this.
G-E-T-T-R.
Also, baby monsters, let's torment Amy Siskind more.
She's fun to annoy.
What did Tucker Carlson describe her as?
A finance fiend who now tweets for a living.
Because I was looking at her Twitter the other day, and I can't comment on anything because I'm not on Twitter.
I'm banned.
But I'd love it if you guys would just go there and be a thorn in her side.
She's tormented me and my family, and I'd appreciate some revenge.
Pull her up.
Amy Siskind on Twitter.
A truly vile cunt of a woman who is the Pied Piper of Board Housewives.
And what she does is she torments local conservatives.
She's who's this now?
Someone calling me?
She, her.
She, her.
If you're if your pronouns are normal, do you have to should you bother announcing them?
Like when it comes to referring to me, you can just do what you probably would were going to do anyway and just do she, her.
Isn't that redundant?
It's more important if you are a regular cisgender because when you're showing your players.
Why don't you just put in your bio, no allergies?
If anyone's making me anything to eat, I have no, don't worry about it.
So I'll be part of a Zoom event on September 22nd.
What's the date today?
Oh, shoot, that was yesterday.
First day of fall yesterday.
Farts.
Keep going down.
And it's stupid.
Don't just do, you know, nothing wrong with that.
That's funny for mob and chiz and stuff.
But it's more intelligent to contradict her and show the flaws with her plan.
Like, so go back up here.
Is it me, New Yorkers?
Is it me, New Yorkers?
Or do things seem so much more calm since Hocho became governor?
Just quiet competence.
It's nice.
And for that one, you could say, like, yeah, she's definitely not killed as many senior citizens.
That's a fun one.
Or I don't recall you complaining about Cuomo when he murdered old people.
That's a fun one.
Now, let's go to number two here.
Recognize this man.
Where is mail?
Proud boys photo symbolizes heated debate over DEI SO.
So she's trying to dox a guy.
Click on this, though.
What's this story?
She's obsessed with Proud Boys.
And by the way, why are journalists obsessed with Proud Boys?
Because they have shitty lives.
Siskin destroyed her own marriage with infidelity, cheated on her husband with a woman while she was nine months pregnant, I believe.
And so when Proud Boys represent family and put a ring on it and make babies, if you have fucked one of those up, then it makes you feel bad.
So if you discredit the club, well, then now I don't feel so bad.
If the critics say your album sucks and you discover you work on pointing out that this critic is a pedophile, well now who cares that they hate your album?
It's actually a good thing.
So so much of Proud Boys criticism is based on people with their own shitty families.
Anyway, Proud Boys photo symbolizes heated debate over DEI SOS.
I don't understand this.
Do you?
Let's see the first paragraph.
Westchester.
Social media posting about Proud Boys in Briarcliff on August 5th and a photo of Mystery Man in a gray suit.
Who is this unmasked man?
The above photo has been circulating on social media since an August 5th protest held in Briarcliffe Manor for NY, a New York State GOP fundraiser attended by former President Trump included members of the Proud Boys, also intended, were Progressive Democrats.
So this is back when Trump was playing golf in Westchester.
And because Amy lives nearby, she was outraged and her and her friends protested it.
And then there was a place higher up in Briarcliffe Manor, I believe, where he also played golf, which tends to be a little more MAGA.
And there were Proud Boys there.
What's the big deal?
Many Democrats, Progressives, and Indivisible members, indivisible members.
Yeah, there's this thing called Indivisible Westchester where the people of Westchester fight for equality.
Now, the irony here is overwhelming because Westchester is alarmingly white, especially the people involved in Indivisible Westchester.
Indivisible members all send their kids to white schools.
They practice eugenics, yet they spend their days virtue signaling about diversity and how open they are to it.
If you were to send one colored person to their kids' school, they would have a motherfucking heart attack.
If the school boards dare rezoned their areas and made their schools more diverse, they would be packing their bags that afternoon.
You know, I was thinking about this the other day, how people could live in areas so white and pretend they're so diverse.
You know what I think it might be?
Their staff.
They're like, we have our maid is from Zimbabwe and she lives in the house.
We consider her family.
She's one of our, therefore, now you have a black family member.
So we're diverse now.
And they do this.
I'm basing this too on their talk of restaurants, right?
Because they're like, I love diversity.
You can have Somalian food one night and Mexican the other.
It's all servants.
When they talk about diversity, they really are about a diversity of servants.
Anyway, Amy sums that up.
So I don't know exactly how you'd handle that particular gripe because I'm not sure.
Here's one you could do for that one.
You could be like, oh, is this when you were mad that Trump was playing golf?
Yeah.
So just go through her tweets because it's 100% of her existence and just contradict her, criticize her.
Don't torment her.
Don't do anything lame like you're a fat ugly bitch or anything stupid like that.
Even Trump was mad when he was playing golf.
A baby monster sent that into us.
I didn't even include it in the notes because it's so boring.
I just love Trump cursing.
I miss him.
Yeah, but that's so uneventful.
Everyone says that about every shitty hole, and that hole looks like a nightmare.
It does look like nothing but water to the green.
Do you know when I played golf with Ryan last?
He got a golf ball stuck in a tree.
Yeah.
And it would not come out.
And then he threw his golf club at the tree, thinking that would dislodge it.
Yeah.
I figure it's got to be hanging by a thread.
Hanging by a thread.
Another sponsor we want to thank for supporting the show, of course, is Nita Fashions for cheap rich guys.
They don't want to take that as their motto.
I think they should.
And contacting them through Instagram seems to be the most popular with you guys.
I would contact them on their site.
But it's the, you're not talking to some random person.
When you contact them through Instagram, you're talking to the owner's son.
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You've noticed I'm usually not wearing Budweiser gear.
I'm usually dressed incredibly well on this show.
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You'll also notice that I'm not uncomfortable and I'm going like this and I feel I come across as claustrophobic.
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The pants all feel, it's weird too, because, you know, often when you wear a suit, you come home and you want to change right out of your suit, right?
You're going to put on those stupid fucking basketball shorts that look like you're wearing a kilt with your little shirt on.
God, I hate the way the American man dresses when he gets home with his fucking Crocs on.
Blacks are just as bad as American whites.
I saw a black teenager today wearing shoes that laced up and were tied tight.
And I was like, what the fuck?
A person wearing shoes in the South Bronx, we have arrived.
Anyway, when you come home wearing a Nita fashion suit, you don't take it off.
You're not itching to get in your sweats.
They are sweats.
They feel like sweats.
And ladies, you've got to figure this out.
The way you take off your shoes at weddings and you're dancing barefoot, you look like an idiot.
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Stop doing that.
And guys, we don't have to do that.
When we get married, when we go to weddings, when we go to funerals in a Nita fashion suit, we are never uncomfortable.
Go ahead, turn up the heat.
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I don't kiss air.
So, yeah, Nita Fashions.
Talk to them, mention that you are connecting with them because of the show.
You get, I don't know what it is, 15% off.
I forget the percentage.
I guess I should know that.
But it's a fantastic place.
And you go, but Gavin, you're supporting a place.
It's Indian dudes in Hong Kong.
Don't you support American business?
Yes, I do.
Have you ever had a suit custom-made in America, especially in New York City?
It's five to seven grand.
These guys can put something together.
They can get you a $50 shirt.
They can get you a $1,000 shirt suit.
Sorry.
And I'm sorry, but the craftsmanship is amazing.
The craft of being a tailor in America, it's a dying art form.
I feel like we're losing it.
All right.
So that's our two sponsors for today's show: Tactical Walls, Nita Fashions.
We'll be getting to letters in a second.
But before we do, I would like to say that I saw Billy Idol last night.
You know what's weird?
The first two songs sucked.
You know why?
Because he's old.
You got to warm up.
Literally, like your bones.
The blood gets got to get flowing.
He did.
The first song was like Rock the Griddle, which I don't like.
That was when he was a crackhead.
And then he did Dancing with Myself, which is a very jumpy song.
You should be going nuts for that.
And he wasn't.
He was sort of like he had those legs.
Remember Bobby D, Bobby De Niro in The Irishman?
Yeah.
When he beats the shit out of that guy, could you pull that up?
And Bobby De Niro was CGI'd to look young.
And I don't like the way that looks, but it's especially bad in Star Wars.
It kind of ruined the new Pee Wee Herman.
They get into that uncanny valley where they just look weird.
But ew, gross.
I never liked that shit.
But anyway, one thing you can't get past is an old man's body.
We move different.
Okay?
And look at the way he beats the shit out of this guy.
Look at this.
Look at this.
There it is.
There it is.
Look at those kicks.
The little girl's more worried about him.
Yeah, yeah.
The other guy.
Hey, De Niro, go beat me up.
It's funny when he's like, fuck Trump.
I'd like to punch him in the face.
Judging by the way you move your body, Mr. De Niro, you can beat me up anytime.
I will not fight back.
I hope you're not offended if I bring a magazine and I read some articles.
I might read some celebrity gossip as you kick the shit out of me.
Look at that kick.
That was so, oh my God, that's so bad.
The little arm.
Dude, go back to his kicking in the head.
The acting there with the head going back was pathetic.
This is a student film.
Watch his head.
Oh, you kicked me.
Oh, you kicked me.
This is an NYU movie.
Oh, that's what I do when people stand on my hand.
I go, oh, Anyway, I don't want to disparage Saint Billy.
He's my idol.
He changed my life forever.
The song White Wedding altered the trajectory of my life forever.
But I gotta say, seeming a little stiff.
dance in it with myself oh he did um he did uh 100 punks though from um i think this is the exact concert 922 capitol theater port chester i was I was there.
That's handy.
So he's warmed up now.
This is like two-thirds of the way in.
But do you see some De Niro in him?
This is not the guy who used to hop.
Dude, I appreciate the footage.
We're trying to...
We're talking about this on the show, so it's very handy.
But why didn't you just enjoy the show?
Why were you documenting it for us?
He's not the only one.
There's those guys, too, to the right.
Where are their videos?
Oh, everyone was.
No, it was crazy.
I've been having bad luck going out with my wife these days where I'm inevitably sitting next to a 10.
Like we go to some fancy Korean barbecue that's in Koreatown at the top of some high rise.
Woman right there.
A fucking half-white flip 10.
So I have to keep looking away.
And then the woman sitting next was at this thing.
Some white-haired 45-year-old was with like a 30-year-old 10.
Look, he's still got Steve Stevens.
Nice.
You were hoping for that.
I was hoping for that.
I got what I had paid for.
I got my Generation X.
They did the 100 Punk song.
We had Steve Stevens.
Where were you standing at?
I was in $150 seats in the balcony.
Okay.
But comfy.
And you got a good view.
Yes.
Okay.
Everybody masked or vexed or whatever?
There was barely any masks.
Well, that rules.
And I've been training a lot for this fight.
So it's increasing my testosterone.
So I'm becoming a real dick to people.
And this woman goes, I go, where am I seated here?
She works there.
She goes, I can't see that.
I don't have my glasses.
And I'm like, you can't do your job.
Yeah, that's your job.
You're no longer qualified.
Tell that to your boss.
Look at his weird face.
Doesn't he look like a monkey?
It looks like he's got an old man mask on a little bit.
He's an old monkey man.
Man, this guy's right there.
This fucking.
This guy's in the front row.
I know, eh?
Like, this would be zero story.
It's pretty good.
If this was on MTV, you'd go, MTV spent some good money.
Yeah.
He put on a great show.
Now I feel terrible.
Yes, at the beginning, first two songs, he's a little stiff, but Jesus, he must be 65 years old.
Yeah, what if he sees this and gets hurt?
Now I feel fucking horrible well.
He's got it.
Well, this was a weird scene I remember this.
I guess he plays a solo to a- Oh yeah, that sound.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, that's awesome.
Dude, that's fucking cool.
Dude, that fucking rules for some reason.
Yeah, it was great.
I can't even tell you why that was.
Now I hate myself.
Now I hate myself trying to jock on Billy.
Fucking guy's out there 65 years old putting on a great show, and I'm like, he could have stretched a little more.
The 10 next to you is just looking at him like, fucking, I would do.
You're not jumping up and down enough.
Well, I'm traumatized by seeing the Sonics.
The Sonics were a great band in the 60s, kind of pre-punk, surf rock.
And I saw them in Brooklyn about 20 years ago when they were 75 years old, and it ruined the Sonics for me.
So I'm overly cautious of seeing old performers.
But he was great.
Anyway, let's go behind the paywall now.
Say goodbye to the freeloaders.
Freeloaders out there, censored.tv, more content than you can watch.
I am actually obsessed with it now.
I stopped listening to Stern and Sirius, and now I set up a censored show, put it in my car.
When I'm driving, I catch up on Atheism is Unstoppable, Jim Goad, Jacob Wall, Dusty Bogan.
Dude, Bogues, he's on the streets fucking in Australia.
Cutting-edge, man-on-the-street shit.
Intense.
And Australia is a place you want to hear about these days because they've gone from the biggest cucks in the Western world to the forefront of the revolution.
I just saw footage of a guy getting jumped by the cops and tackled because he had an orange shirt on.
Because there's so many construction workers fighting back against the cops that they're now doing like, they see it as a gang.
So if they see reflective shirts, they tackle you.
Anyway, $10 a month.
It's worth it.
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