Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #116 - REIDTARD WORLD (Part 1)
Aired: 2021-09-24
Duration: 29:02


=== Welcome Back (03:08) ===

[00:01:13]  How do you say Germany in German?
[00:01:16]  Deutschland.
[00:01:16]  Deutschland, of course.
[00:01:17]  Deutschland.
[00:01:19]  German band there, kind of a weirdly ironic band sent in from a bit by a baby monster.
[00:01:24]  It's they're called like ready to die or something.
[00:01:29]  HG Icht det.
[00:01:33]  I don't know.
[00:01:34]  When you sound that out, it sounds like I'm ready to die.
[00:01:37]  And that guy is a German politician who is still active today, but he was famous for sentencing the Nazis.
[00:01:46]  Getting the Nazi bad guys.
[00:01:49]  Germany could probably move on from that around now.
[00:01:53]  Yes, you were bad.
[00:01:54]  All's forgiven.
[00:01:55]  Let's move on.
[00:01:58]  Welcome back to the show.
[00:01:59]  This is the Thursday live show starring my co-host, Ryan Katsu Rivera.
[00:02:07]  Do you still feel ill from our trip?
[00:02:10]  I never really felt ill.
[00:02:12]  I just had a cough, but I feel great.
[00:02:15]  I felt great the whole time.
[00:02:17]  Okay.
[00:02:17]  I fought many men today.
[00:02:20]  And they didn't hold back, and I don't like that.
[00:02:23]  It was like bar fights.
[00:02:25]  Did you win?
[00:02:26]  No, it was sparring, but they were punching me really hard in the head.
[00:02:31]  When was your fight with the Jewish guy?
[00:02:33]  October 14th.
[00:02:34]  Okay.
[00:02:35]  Don't call him the Jewish guy.
[00:02:36]  That's how you.
[00:02:37]  I only know it from you.
[00:02:39]  That's how you told me that I don't know.
[00:02:42]  He's a Sagittarius.
[00:02:44]  Okay.
[00:02:44]  That's how I see it.
[00:02:46]  Good thing his Venus will be rising then.
[00:02:49]  On the 14th?
[00:02:50]  Yeah.
[00:02:50]  The 14th?
[00:02:51]  Are you sure?
[00:02:52]  Because Pluto is in...
[00:02:54]  It crosses over, waxes over the Neptune.
[00:02:56]  How could Pluto be where it is that close to the sun and also have Venus rising?
[00:03:03]  Because I think he's a Taurus moon.
[00:03:04]  You mentioned he's a Taurus moon.
[00:03:06]  Taurus moon.
[00:03:09]  We had a barmaid like that for a while, Liz, and I would say dumb shit like that.
[00:03:13]  And she'd go, you let on that you don't know anything about astrology, but you know some shit.
[00:03:20]  And you would just make shit up.
[00:03:21]  Oh, make up.
[00:03:22]  I don't know anything about that dumb made up.
[00:03:24]  It makes Scientology look like physics.
[00:03:27]  Fucking.
[00:03:29]  So yeah, welcome to the show.
[00:03:31]  Ryan, did you show your ugly face?
[00:03:32]  Yes, you did.
[00:03:33]  Yeah, and I straightened my hair.
[00:03:35]  My wife helped me straighten my hair in the back.
[00:03:38]  Why'd you do that?
[00:03:39]  I don't know.
[00:03:40]  I just want to see what it looked like to have like a Joe Dirt.
[00:03:43]  So you straightened the back of your hair, but you left the front of your hair curly.
[00:03:46]  Right.
[00:03:47]  And what's your favorite thing about Billy Baloney behind you?
[00:03:53]  What's my favorite thing about him?
[00:03:54]  Yeah.
[00:03:55]  Oh, that he's just the greatest.
[00:03:56]  I mean, I think Mr. Rogers said it best when he said, There's no person in the whole world like Billy Bologna.
[00:04:04]  You don't know who Billy Bologna is.

=== Guns, Gucci, and Free Content (06:41) ===

[00:04:06]  He's the puppet, which is the friend of Peeby Herman, which is the bald eagle.
[00:04:10]  This is a shirt my wife got me in Madison, Wisconsin.
[00:04:15]  She was thrifting, and then I bought this.
[00:04:17]  This is starting up.
[00:04:18]  I'm starting my new look.
[00:04:19]  Not for the show.
[00:04:20]  The show will still wear suits.
[00:04:22]  But my new look is working-class LARP.
[00:04:26]  That's good.
[00:04:26]  Like I was at the pub the other day, and some of the guys from my gym came by, and I had on like Carhartt's.
[00:04:32]  I had a chainsaw sweatshirt for, what's it called?
[00:04:36]  That's chainsaw company farts.
[00:04:40]  What are they called?
[00:04:41]  DeWalt?
[00:04:41]  Yeah.
[00:04:42]  I had a DeWalt sweatshirt on.
[00:04:44]  And then I had a Gucci belt.
[00:04:45]  And he's like, you're trying to fucking look all tough, all working class, and you go and you always fuck it up with like a Gucci belt.
[00:04:53]  And I'm like, Ryan, his name's also Ryan.
[00:04:55]  It's not a fuck up, dude.
[00:04:57]  This is my look.
[00:04:59]  Right.
[00:05:00]  Carhartt overalls with a Gucci wallet.
[00:05:02]  Yeah, and the guy saved up to get the Gucci wallet.
[00:05:05]  Like, he fancies himself a Gucci man.
[00:05:07]  He buys one item.
[00:05:08]  Yeah, I like Jamaican white trash.
[00:05:11]  Like, they'll have white trash, black trash.
[00:05:13]  They'll have a house in cinder blocks, and then they'll have a Range Rover in the driveway.
[00:05:18]  I like that kind of opulence.
[00:05:20]  Yep.
[00:05:21]  I'm not into Italian opulence with the column.
[00:05:25]  Anyway, sorry.
[00:05:26]  Lots of different tangents.
[00:05:28]  We still haven't started the show.
[00:05:28]  We'd like to thank our sponsor, Tactical Walls.
[00:05:32]  Why spend money on guns when they just sit in a closet somewhere?
[00:05:37]  I understand if you're in New York, everything has to be in a safe locked up.
[00:05:41]  I got you.
[00:05:42]  But if you don't have to have them in a safe, have them on a mod wall.
[00:05:47]  Ryan here lives in a gun-free zone called New York City.
[00:05:53]  And his desk, what can he fit on his tactical wall?
[00:05:56]  He's got a Billy Bologna.
[00:05:57]  He's got a Pee Wee Herman.
[00:05:59]  He's got fake shit, literally.
[00:06:02]  He's got a mug I bought in Paris in Pigal of a penis going into a butthole.
[00:06:08]  He's got a statue my wife got me that says, please be a fart.
[00:06:12]  And then, of course, my neighbor's friendly signs.
[00:06:15]  That's all we can put up here.
[00:06:16]  If you are lucky enough to live in a place where you can own guns, then you should proudly display them.
[00:06:21]  They're not cheap.
[00:06:22]  They're expensive.
[00:06:23]  They should be easy to grab.
[00:06:25]  And look how beautiful they are.
[00:06:26]  You know what you do when you put your guns on a mod wall?
[00:06:30]  You're really starting your own museum.
[00:06:32]  And it's truly a testament to the incredible design of the gun industry.
[00:06:38]  You know what I just realized right now?
[00:06:41]  I don't think I've ever seen an ugly gun.
[00:06:43]  No.
[00:06:44]  I've never seen a gun.
[00:06:45]  I have guns that I would prefer to have and guns that I wouldn't be dying to have.
[00:06:50]  I've never seen one gun ever in my life where I went, eh, gross.
[00:06:57]  I mean, 99% of cars make me puke.
[00:07:01]  Car 98s, the sniper rifles?
[00:07:04]  I don't know what that is.
[00:07:06]  It's a weapon.
[00:07:07]  It's a weapon.
[00:07:10]  But they all look beautiful.
[00:07:11]  So when you have a work of art that fantastic in your home, display it with pride at tacticalwalls.com.
[00:07:17]  Promo code Gavin15.
[00:07:20]  And don't worry, they're very generous with their promo code.
[00:07:22]  So if you fuck it up and you have lowercase and it's just Gavin, you'll still get, what is it, 15% off?
[00:07:28]  20% off?
[00:07:29]  15.
[00:07:30]  I'm guessing that's 15% off.
[00:07:31]  Yeah, it's 15% off.
[00:07:34]  See, that's the problem with the copy guy.
[00:07:36]  I don't read his copy that he writes for us because he's not a writer.
[00:07:40]  See, sales guys are great at sales, but they tend not to be great at other stuff.
[00:07:45]  And then they often write copy and it's pathetic.
[00:07:47]  Actually, just bring me that over.
[00:07:49]  Let's just, let me tell you what ad sales guys.
[00:07:52]  And by the way, I never disparage ad sales guy.
[00:07:55]  Shane advice made me a multi-millionaire.
[00:07:59]  My buddy at Rooster, when I had the ad agency, I hate sales.
[00:08:04]  I hate doing it because I hate no.
[00:08:06]  When people say no to me, I get pissed off.
[00:08:08]  I want to just go, fuck you.
[00:08:10]  Same with like when I have my kids, like if my kids apply to something and they don't get in, I want to beat everyone up.
[00:08:15]  So I'm not good at sales.
[00:08:17]  But here's what the sales guy wrote: Your toots, your booze, and reefer.
[00:08:25]  What?
[00:08:26]  Tactical walls, tactical walls.
[00:08:28]  Way better than Joe Biden's not-so-tactical balls.
[00:08:32]  So these walls are better than the president's testicles, which no one who watches the show likes Joe Biden's balls.
[00:08:38]  So that's weird.
[00:08:40]  The tactical wall is made to hide your guns.
[00:08:42]  No, some of the things on the site are good for hiding guns, but others are just displaying them in a very proud way.
[00:08:50]  Your toots, booze, and reefer, and all other fun.
[00:08:54]  This is no.
[00:08:55]  Tactical walls are not for hiding cocaine.
[00:08:58]  What is this guy talking about?
[00:09:02]  Tactical walls are made by Tactical Tim.
[00:09:03]  Yes, Tactical Tim, good friend of mine, had him on the show here, hung out with him for 13 hours in a row.
[00:09:11]  Wonderful guy.
[00:09:12]  An American hero.
[00:09:13]  That's why we love him.
[00:09:13]  Tactical walls are 100% worth having.
[00:09:15]  Oh, no.
[00:09:16]  It's 20% off, Ryan.
[00:09:17]  Oh, dang.
[00:09:18]  20 round.
[00:09:19]  But the promo code is Gavin 15.
[00:09:23]  Okay.
[00:09:23]  Okay.
[00:09:24]  I ain't going to judge.
[00:09:26]  I ain't going to judge.
[00:09:28]  So as you know, the way this show works is we read letters.
[00:09:33]  What are you doing there?
[00:09:34]  You're presenting the tactical wall?
[00:09:36]  Yep.
[00:09:36]  Okay.
[00:09:38]  We read letters for the first hour and then we take calls for the second hour.
[00:09:42]  It's a way to communicate with you people.
[00:09:45]  It's also free for the first half hour and it's released as a podcast.
[00:09:50]  I used to just do the podcast where I'd say one sentence and then make the whole podcast about that.
[00:09:55]  But I don't do that anymore.
[00:09:58]  All right.
[00:09:59]  Even pay the bills.
[00:10:01]  Yeah.
[00:10:02]  There's too much generosity with a lot of content these days.
[00:10:07]  Although I did, I will be giving out free content on Getter.
[00:10:11]  Get on Getter.
[00:10:12]  I'm trying it now.
[00:10:14]  So it is G-E-T-T-R.
[00:10:18]  It is allegedly a ban-free Twitter.
[00:10:23]  Now I'm scrolling through it now.
[00:10:24]  I'm following Dinesh D'Souza, who posts way too much.
[00:10:28]  The Epoch Times, Jack Pasovic.
[00:10:32]  Both those guys post too much.

=== Proud Boys and DEI Debates (07:22) ===

[00:10:34]  In fact, this entire time I've been talking, there's been Dinesh D'Souza and Jack Pasobic again and again.
[00:10:40]  Carpe Donctum is on there.
[00:10:42]  Look how well you blend into the screen here.
[00:10:44]  Yeah.
[00:10:45]  Look how cohesive.
[00:10:47]  Okay.
[00:10:50]  Yeah, so it's allegedly the new Twitter.
[00:10:52]  So let's get all the baby monsters on this.
[00:10:55]  G-E-T-T-R.
[00:10:59]  Also, baby monsters, let's torment Amy Siskind more.
[00:11:03]  She's fun to annoy.
[00:11:06]  What did Tucker Carlson describe her as?
[00:11:08]  A finance fiend who now tweets for a living.
[00:11:12]  Because I was looking at her Twitter the other day, and I can't comment on anything because I'm not on Twitter.
[00:11:17]  I'm banned.
[00:11:18]  But I'd love it if you guys would just go there and be a thorn in her side.
[00:11:23]  She's tormented me and my family, and I'd appreciate some revenge.
[00:11:27]  Pull her up.
[00:11:29]  Amy Siskind on Twitter.
[00:11:31]  A truly vile cunt of a woman who is the Pied Piper of Board Housewives.
[00:11:38]  And what she does is she torments local conservatives.
[00:11:42]  She's who's this now?
[00:11:47]  Someone calling me?
[00:11:50]  She, her.
[00:11:52]  She, her.
[00:11:54]  If you're if your pronouns are normal, do you have to should you bother announcing them?
[00:12:00]  Like when it comes to referring to me, you can just do what you probably would were going to do anyway and just do she, her.
[00:12:06]  Isn't that redundant?
[00:12:07]  It's more important if you are a regular cisgender because when you're showing your players.
[00:12:12]  Why don't you just put in your bio, no allergies?
[00:12:16]  If anyone's making me anything to eat, I have no, don't worry about it.
[00:12:21]  So I'll be part of a Zoom event on September 22nd.
[00:12:26]  What's the date today?
[00:12:28]  Oh, shoot, that was yesterday.
[00:12:30]  First day of fall yesterday.
[00:12:31]  Farts.
[00:12:33]  Keep going down.
[00:12:35]  And it's stupid.
[00:12:36]  Don't just do, you know, nothing wrong with that.
[00:12:40]  That's funny for mob and chiz and stuff.
[00:12:42]  But it's more intelligent to contradict her and show the flaws with her plan.
[00:12:48]  Like, so go back up here.
[00:12:51]  Is it me, New Yorkers?
[00:12:54]  Is it me, New Yorkers?
[00:12:55]  Or do things seem so much more calm since Hocho became governor?
[00:12:59]  Just quiet competence.
[00:13:02]  It's nice.
[00:13:04]  And for that one, you could say, like, yeah, she's definitely not killed as many senior citizens.
[00:13:14]  That's a fun one.
[00:13:17]  Or I don't recall you complaining about Cuomo when he murdered old people.
[00:13:22]  That's a fun one.
[00:13:23]  Now, let's go to number two here.
[00:13:25]  Recognize this man.
[00:13:26]  Where is mail?
[00:13:27]  Proud boys photo symbolizes heated debate over DEI SO.
[00:13:33]  So she's trying to dox a guy.
[00:13:37]  Click on this, though.
[00:13:40]  What's this story?
[00:13:41]  She's obsessed with Proud Boys.
[00:13:43]  And by the way, why are journalists obsessed with Proud Boys?
[00:13:48]  Because they have shitty lives.
[00:13:51]  Siskin destroyed her own marriage with infidelity, cheated on her husband with a woman while she was nine months pregnant, I believe.
[00:13:59]  And so when Proud Boys represent family and put a ring on it and make babies, if you have fucked one of those up, then it makes you feel bad.
[00:14:10]  So if you discredit the club, well, then now I don't feel so bad.
[00:14:15]  If the critics say your album sucks and you discover you work on pointing out that this critic is a pedophile, well now who cares that they hate your album?
[00:14:25]  It's actually a good thing.
[00:14:26]  So so much of Proud Boys criticism is based on people with their own shitty families.
[00:14:34]  Anyway, Proud Boys photo symbolizes heated debate over DEI SOS.
[00:14:37]  I don't understand this.
[00:14:38]  Do you?
[00:14:39]  Let's see the first paragraph.
[00:14:43]  Westchester.
[00:14:44]  Social media posting about Proud Boys in Briarcliff on August 5th and a photo of Mystery Man in a gray suit.
[00:14:51]  Who is this unmasked man?
[00:14:52]  The above photo has been circulating on social media since an August 5th protest held in Briarcliffe Manor for NY, a New York State GOP fundraiser attended by former President Trump included members of the Proud Boys, also intended, were Progressive Democrats.
[00:15:05]  So this is back when Trump was playing golf in Westchester.
[00:15:12]  And because Amy lives nearby, she was outraged and her and her friends protested it.
[00:15:18]  And then there was a place higher up in Briarcliffe Manor, I believe, where he also played golf, which tends to be a little more MAGA.
[00:15:25]  And there were Proud Boys there.
[00:15:28]  What's the big deal?
[00:15:29]  Many Democrats, Progressives, and Indivisible members, indivisible members.
[00:15:33]  Yeah, there's this thing called Indivisible Westchester where the people of Westchester fight for equality.
[00:15:40]  Now, the irony here is overwhelming because Westchester is alarmingly white, especially the people involved in Indivisible Westchester.
[00:15:48]  Indivisible members all send their kids to white schools.
[00:15:51]  They practice eugenics, yet they spend their days virtue signaling about diversity and how open they are to it.
[00:16:01]  If you were to send one colored person to their kids' school, they would have a motherfucking heart attack.
[00:16:08]  If the school boards dare rezoned their areas and made their schools more diverse, they would be packing their bags that afternoon.
[00:16:18]  You know, I was thinking about this the other day, how people could live in areas so white and pretend they're so diverse.
[00:16:24]  You know what I think it might be?
[00:16:27]  Their staff.
[00:16:29]  They're like, we have our maid is from Zimbabwe and she lives in the house.
[00:16:34]  We consider her family.
[00:16:36]  She's one of our, therefore, now you have a black family member.
[00:16:42]  So we're diverse now.
[00:16:45]  And they do this.
[00:16:46]  I'm basing this too on their talk of restaurants, right?
[00:16:49]  Because they're like, I love diversity.
[00:16:51]  You can have Somalian food one night and Mexican the other.
[00:16:54]  It's all servants.
[00:16:55]  When they talk about diversity, they really are about a diversity of servants.
[00:17:01]  Anyway, Amy sums that up.
[00:17:03]  So I don't know exactly how you'd handle that particular gripe because I'm not sure.
[00:17:10]  Here's one you could do for that one.
[00:17:11]  You could be like, oh, is this when you were mad that Trump was playing golf?
[00:17:17]  Yeah.
[00:17:19]  So just go through her tweets because it's 100% of her existence and just contradict her, criticize her.
[00:17:27]  Don't torment her.
[00:17:28]  Don't do anything lame like you're a fat ugly bitch or anything stupid like that.
[00:17:31]  Even Trump was mad when he was playing golf.

=== Nita Fashions Discussion (11:21) ===

[00:17:49]  A baby monster sent that into us.
[00:17:51]  I didn't even include it in the notes because it's so boring.
[00:17:54]  I just love Trump cursing.
[00:17:56]  I miss him.
[00:17:57]  Yeah, but that's so uneventful.
[00:17:59]  Everyone says that about every shitty hole, and that hole looks like a nightmare.
[00:18:02]  It does look like nothing but water to the green.
[00:18:06]  Do you know when I played golf with Ryan last?
[00:18:08]  He got a golf ball stuck in a tree.
[00:18:10]  Yeah.
[00:18:11]  And it would not come out.
[00:18:13]  And then he threw his golf club at the tree, thinking that would dislodge it.
[00:18:19]  Yeah.
[00:18:20]  I figure it's got to be hanging by a thread.
[00:18:22]  Hanging by a thread.
[00:18:26]  Another sponsor we want to thank for supporting the show, of course, is Nita Fashions for cheap rich guys.
[00:18:33]  They don't want to take that as their motto.
[00:18:37]  I think they should.
[00:18:38]  And contacting them through Instagram seems to be the most popular with you guys.
[00:18:43]  I would contact them on their site.
[00:18:45]  But it's the, you're not talking to some random person.
[00:18:48]  When you contact them through Instagram, you're talking to the owner's son.
[00:18:52]  That's my tailor.
[00:18:53]  That's the guy who measures me.
[00:18:55]  That's the guy who sends me swatches.
[00:18:56]  You've noticed I'm usually not wearing Budweiser gear.
[00:19:00]  I'm usually dressed incredibly well on this show.
[00:19:03]  And that is thanks to Nita Fashions.
[00:19:04]  You'll also notice that I'm not uncomfortable and I'm going like this and I feel I come across as claustrophobic.
[00:19:10]  That's because my shirts are tailor-made by Nita Fashions and they fit like peepee jam jams.
[00:19:16]  They fit perfectly.
[00:19:18]  The pants all feel, it's weird too, because, you know, often when you wear a suit, you come home and you want to change right out of your suit, right?
[00:19:25]  You're going to put on those stupid fucking basketball shorts that look like you're wearing a kilt with your little shirt on.
[00:19:32]  God, I hate the way the American man dresses when he gets home with his fucking Crocs on.
[00:19:38]  Blacks are just as bad as American whites.
[00:19:42]  I saw a black teenager today wearing shoes that laced up and were tied tight.
[00:19:48]  And I was like, what the fuck?
[00:19:50]  A person wearing shoes in the South Bronx, we have arrived.
[00:19:56]  Anyway, when you come home wearing a Nita fashion suit, you don't take it off.
[00:20:00]  You're not itching to get in your sweats.
[00:20:03]  They are sweats.
[00:20:04]  They feel like sweats.
[00:20:06]  And ladies, you've got to figure this out.
[00:20:09]  The way you take off your shoes at weddings and you're dancing barefoot, you look like an idiot.
[00:20:12]  You look like a weird gypsy.
[00:20:14]  Stop doing that.
[00:20:15]  And guys, we don't have to do that.
[00:20:17]  When we get married, when we go to weddings, when we go to funerals in a Nita fashion suit, we are never uncomfortable.
[00:20:24]  Go ahead, turn up the heat.
[00:20:26]  Make it 100 degrees.
[00:20:28]  I don't kiss air.
[00:20:31]  So, yeah, Nita Fashions.
[00:20:34]  Talk to them, mention that you are connecting with them because of the show.
[00:20:39]  You get, I don't know what it is, 15% off.
[00:20:41]  I forget the percentage.
[00:20:43]  I guess I should know that.
[00:20:44]  But it's a fantastic place.
[00:20:46]  And you go, but Gavin, you're supporting a place.
[00:20:49]  It's Indian dudes in Hong Kong.
[00:20:51]  Don't you support American business?
[00:20:54]  Yes, I do.
[00:20:55]  Have you ever had a suit custom-made in America, especially in New York City?
[00:20:59]  It's five to seven grand.
[00:21:01]  These guys can put something together.
[00:21:03]  They can get you a $50 shirt.
[00:21:05]  They can get you a $1,000 shirt suit.
[00:21:07]  Sorry.
[00:21:08]  And I'm sorry, but the craftsmanship is amazing.
[00:21:11]  The craft of being a tailor in America, it's a dying art form.
[00:21:16]  I feel like we're losing it.
[00:21:19]  All right.
[00:21:19]  So that's our two sponsors for today's show: Tactical Walls, Nita Fashions.
[00:21:24]  We'll be getting to letters in a second.
[00:21:26]  But before we do, I would like to say that I saw Billy Idol last night.
[00:21:34]  You know what's weird?
[00:21:35]  The first two songs sucked.
[00:21:37]  You know why?
[00:21:38]  Because he's old.
[00:21:40]  You got to warm up.
[00:21:42]  Literally, like your bones.
[00:21:44]  The blood gets got to get flowing.
[00:21:46]  He did.
[00:21:46]  The first song was like Rock the Griddle, which I don't like.
[00:21:50]  That was when he was a crackhead.
[00:21:52]  And then he did Dancing with Myself, which is a very jumpy song.
[00:21:57]  You should be going nuts for that.
[00:21:58]  And he wasn't.
[00:21:59]  He was sort of like he had those legs.
[00:22:01]  Remember Bobby D, Bobby De Niro in The Irishman?
[00:22:07]  Yeah.
[00:22:07]  When he beats the shit out of that guy, could you pull that up?
[00:22:10]  And Bobby De Niro was CGI'd to look young.
[00:22:14]  And I don't like the way that looks, but it's especially bad in Star Wars.
[00:22:19]  It kind of ruined the new Pee Wee Herman.
[00:22:21]  They get into that uncanny valley where they just look weird.
[00:22:25]  But ew, gross.
[00:22:29]  I never liked that shit.
[00:22:31]  But anyway, one thing you can't get past is an old man's body.
[00:22:36]  We move different.
[00:22:38]  Okay?
[00:22:39]  And look at the way he beats the shit out of this guy.
[00:22:43]  Look at this.
[00:22:43]  Look at this.
[00:22:45]  There it is.
[00:22:46]  There it is.
[00:22:50]  Look at those kicks.
[00:22:54]  The little girl's more worried about him.
[00:22:56]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:22:57]  The other guy.
[00:22:57]  Hey, De Niro, go beat me up.
[00:22:59]  It's funny when he's like, fuck Trump.
[00:23:01]  I'd like to punch him in the face.
[00:23:03]  Judging by the way you move your body, Mr. De Niro, you can beat me up anytime.
[00:23:08]  I will not fight back.
[00:23:10]  I hope you're not offended if I bring a magazine and I read some articles.
[00:23:14]  I might read some celebrity gossip as you kick the shit out of me.
[00:23:18]  Look at that kick.
[00:23:19]  That was so, oh my God, that's so bad.
[00:23:21]  The little arm.
[00:23:22]  Dude, go back to his kicking in the head.
[00:23:25]  The acting there with the head going back was pathetic.
[00:23:30]  This is a student film.
[00:23:32]  Watch his head.
[00:23:33]  Oh, you kicked me.
[00:23:35]  Oh, you kicked me.
[00:23:37]  This is an NYU movie.
[00:23:41]  Oh, that's what I do when people stand on my hand.
[00:23:45]  I go, oh, Anyway, I don't want to disparage Saint Billy.
[00:23:53]  He's my idol.
[00:23:54]  He changed my life forever.
[00:23:56]  The song White Wedding altered the trajectory of my life forever.
[00:24:00]  But I gotta say, seeming a little stiff.
[00:24:06]  dance in it with myself oh he did um he did uh 100 punks though from um i think this is the exact concert 922 capitol theater port chester i was I was there.
[00:24:25]  That's handy.
[00:24:28]  So he's warmed up now.
[00:24:29]  This is like two-thirds of the way in.
[00:24:31]  But do you see some De Niro in him?
[00:24:35]  This is not the guy who used to hop.
[00:24:44]  Dude, I appreciate the footage.
[00:24:46]  We're trying to...
[00:24:47]  We're talking about this on the show, so it's very handy.
[00:24:50]  But why didn't you just enjoy the show?
[00:24:52]  Why were you documenting it for us?
[00:24:58]  He's not the only one.
[00:24:59]  There's those guys, too, to the right.
[00:25:00]  Where are their videos?
[00:25:01]  Oh, everyone was.
[00:25:02]  No, it was crazy.
[00:25:06]  I've been having bad luck going out with my wife these days where I'm inevitably sitting next to a 10.
[00:25:12]  Like we go to some fancy Korean barbecue that's in Koreatown at the top of some high rise.
[00:25:21]  Woman right there.
[00:25:22]  A fucking half-white flip 10.
[00:25:25]  So I have to keep looking away.
[00:25:27]  And then the woman sitting next was at this thing.
[00:25:29]  Some white-haired 45-year-old was with like a 30-year-old 10.
[00:25:34]  Look, he's still got Steve Stevens.
[00:25:36]  Nice.
[00:25:36]  You were hoping for that.
[00:25:38]  I was hoping for that.
[00:25:39]  I got what I had paid for.
[00:25:40]  I got my Generation X.
[00:25:42]  They did the 100 Punk song.
[00:25:43]  We had Steve Stevens.
[00:25:44]  Where were you standing at?
[00:25:46]  I was in $150 seats in the balcony.
[00:25:49]  Okay.
[00:25:50]  But comfy.
[00:25:50]  And you got a good view.
[00:25:52]  Yes.
[00:25:53]  Okay.
[00:25:55]  Everybody masked or vexed or whatever?
[00:25:59]  There was barely any masks.
[00:26:01]  Well, that rules.
[00:26:02]  And I've been training a lot for this fight.
[00:26:05]  So it's increasing my testosterone.
[00:26:07]  So I'm becoming a real dick to people.
[00:26:09]  And this woman goes, I go, where am I seated here?
[00:26:13]  She works there.
[00:26:13]  She goes, I can't see that.
[00:26:15]  I don't have my glasses.
[00:26:16]  And I'm like, you can't do your job.
[00:26:18]  Yeah, that's your job.
[00:26:20]  You're no longer qualified.
[00:26:22]  Tell that to your boss.
[00:26:23]  Look at his weird face.
[00:26:24]  Doesn't he look like a monkey?
[00:26:26]  It looks like he's got an old man mask on a little bit.
[00:26:29]  He's an old monkey man.
[00:26:31]  Man, this guy's right there.
[00:26:32]  This fucking.
[00:26:34]  This guy's in the front row.
[00:26:35]  I know, eh?
[00:26:36]  Like, this would be zero story.
[00:26:37]  It's pretty good.
[00:26:38]  If this was on MTV, you'd go, MTV spent some good money.
[00:26:41]  Yeah.
[00:26:44]  He put on a great show.
[00:26:45]  Now I feel terrible.
[00:26:47]  Yes, at the beginning, first two songs, he's a little stiff, but Jesus, he must be 65 years old.
[00:26:53]  Yeah, what if he sees this and gets hurt?
[00:26:54]  Now I feel fucking horrible well.
[00:26:56]  He's got it.
[00:26:56]  Well, this was a weird scene I remember this.
[00:27:01]  I guess he plays a solo to a- Oh yeah, that sound.
[00:27:05]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:27:08]  Oh, that's awesome.
[00:27:14]  Dude, that's fucking cool.
[00:27:20]  Dude, that fucking rules for some reason.
[00:27:22]  Yeah, it was great.
[00:27:23]  I can't even tell you why that was.
[00:27:24]  Now I hate myself.
[00:27:26]  Now I hate myself trying to jock on Billy.
[00:27:28]  Fucking guy's out there 65 years old putting on a great show, and I'm like, he could have stretched a little more.
[00:27:35]  The 10 next to you is just looking at him like, fucking, I would do.
[00:27:38]  You're not jumping up and down enough.
[00:27:41]  Well, I'm traumatized by seeing the Sonics.
[00:27:43]  The Sonics were a great band in the 60s, kind of pre-punk, surf rock.
[00:27:49]  And I saw them in Brooklyn about 20 years ago when they were 75 years old, and it ruined the Sonics for me.
[00:27:55]  So I'm overly cautious of seeing old performers.
[00:27:58]  But he was great.
[00:27:59]  Anyway, let's go behind the paywall now.
[00:28:03]  Say goodbye to the freeloaders.
[00:28:04]  Freeloaders out there, censored.tv, more content than you can watch.
[00:28:08]  I am actually obsessed with it now.
[00:28:10]  I stopped listening to Stern and Sirius, and now I set up a censored show, put it in my car.
[00:28:15]  When I'm driving, I catch up on Atheism is Unstoppable, Jim Goad, Jacob Wall, Dusty Bogan.
[00:28:20]  Dude, Bogues, he's on the streets fucking in Australia.
[00:28:24]  Cutting-edge, man-on-the-street shit.
[00:28:27]  Intense.
[00:28:28]  And Australia is a place you want to hear about these days because they've gone from the biggest cucks in the Western world to the forefront of the revolution.
[00:28:38]  I just saw footage of a guy getting jumped by the cops and tackled because he had an orange shirt on.
[00:28:44]  Because there's so many construction workers fighting back against the cops that they're now doing like, they see it as a gang.
[00:28:50]  So if they see reflective shirts, they tackle you.
[00:28:54]  Anyway, $10 a month.
[00:28:56]  It's worth it.
[00:28:57]  It will replenish your faith in humanity and restore your sanity.