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Sept. 21, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
01:33:46
S04E32 - CARMINES ARE RACIST
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Oh, live from New York.
It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.
Back from the rocks toy.
I'll never mind supplying there anyway.
Said I only want it when we hide, but when I think a dozen rocket votes are just fucking twice, back up to the tonight, not stayed.
Against what I feel is wrong with this life.
Just sit there on their rap after the ass.
Peanut off the sweat, let's put in a glass.
Working around sight, okay.
I never must apply there.
Anyway, I don't know if Steve doesn't really cut it.
I'm not impressed.
That was Steve Aoki covering Ban from the Roxy by Krass.
I feel like there's a lot of potential there.
But that teenny little hi-hat...
Okay, go crazy.
By the way, when I'm picturing people seeing him DJ that, I see a lot of people staring at him, which we'll cover today in a new segment, or a sort of a reboot of an old segment, called My Pet Peeves.
I have seven pet peeves.
Wow, he's getting older.
What a drag it is getting old.
I guess I only knew him very briefly in the early aughts, and that was 20 years ago.
He's turning into an old Japanese man, a wise old sage who covers crass.
But the great thing about crass was the drums.
So if you're going to replace their drummer, Penny Rimbaud, you should have some pretty cool shit, don't you think?
Play the original.
See, Penny's training was like little drummer boy marching band stuff.
That's why there was always those drum rolls.
Do they think the cars and microphones are just fucking toys?
Fuck them.
And then the boot comes in after this.
Here we go and I don't know.
It seems a lot more full to me.
Gonna cover something and you're supposed to improve it.
God, I get a tidal wave of emotions when I see crass imagery.
It was such a huge part of my adolescence.
And then when my kids were born, I would go there regularly.
And then with Trump, they dumped me, called me a terror spouse to my wife.
I can't deal with your terror spouse.
So now that's emotional.
This is what?
Day seven of COVID or not COVID or whatever it is we have.
Ryan, you said you had COVID, and I realized this later.
You never mentioned it on the show.
I think I mentioned my lack of smell.
No, you didn't.
I would have remembered that.
Let's try to pull something up.
How would I not mention that I lost my smell?
Unless you were not engaging with me, I wouldn't just bring it up.
What?
Those two sentences just contradicted each other.
Like, I don't know if I'd bring it up out of the fucking blue.
Did you have COVID?
Yeah.
Well, I'm not certain.
I never got the test, but what else makes you lose your smell and taste?
What is it?
A fucking coincidence?
I don't think.
And people are saying you don't have COVID.
And I'm like, he lost his fucking smell.
That doesn't just happen.
That does not just happen.
And you have your sense of smell and taste right now.
Back, yeah.
Didn't your wife get a test like on Saturday?
Yeah.
Did she get her results back?
Yeah, negative.
Has she had the vaccine?
No.
Because Maddie has had the vaccine twice because he's a high-risk heart patient.
Right.
And he just got negative.
Whoa.
I don't know what's going on.
All I know is I keep getting all this advice about zinc and shit.
I'm doing nothing.
All of you people who took zinc and vitamin D and then it went away are assuming it was the zinc and the vitamin D. That's not science.
Science is you need at least one test subject who did nothing.
What has two thumbs and likes blowjobs?
Blowjobs.
What are those?
What are those?
Oh.
Yeah.
Wednesday was rough.
I was in sort of a fog Wednesday, Thursday.
But today I'm 98%.
Today I did a workout.
We should bring the cameras to the workout because I think our baby monsters would be pretty surprised to see how small the weights are that I use.
I'm going to call it the tough lady workout.
If you're doing high reps, there's no shame in that.
You leave your ego at the door.
Okay, so 12-pound weights like this.
12, whoa, what?
A lunge, then back, and then dupe, right?
Lunge.
So 10 of those on the right side, and then 10 of those on the left side.
Yeah, that kills.
12 is.
12-pound weights.
12 is nothing to be ashamed about.
I was screaming by the end.
Let's dive right into it, shall we, folks?
First, I just want to present the possibility that leftists aren't human.
They are bastardized man-children.
Stop, stop, stop.
We need Every iota of this, zoom out.
So, first of all, we assume this is a male.
So, why is this faggot in a dress that used to just be for silly freaks we could laugh at?
Now it's some sort of political identity that's more intense than being black.
Somehow, this guy deserves reparations, and he was a victim of Jim Crow and slavery.
Same boat.
If I was black, I'd be a little annoyed that my people genuinely suffered some stuff, and these guys just show up and go, yeah, me too, basically.
No, you're a fag.
You just put on a dress.
And worse than that, though, like drag queens at least wanted to be woman.
This guy wants to be like a baby girl.
He's just got a gay rainbow bear at the Build-A-Bear workshop.
People, I think Chuck E. Cheese doesn't let you in unless you're with a kid.
That was my own Benjamin name.
Gay Rainbow Bear.
He's like, hey, Owen, big fan.
He's like, you're gay rainbow bear.
I was like, fuck.
This sucks.
Really?
That seems like a step up.
Ouch.
So that's all the background, right?
This person's made themselves into a black person in his mind.
It's a political thing.
But also, the self-indulgence is nauseating.
Okay, now we're ready.
Present.
Can you make her do a little dance so he knows how to hop on it?
Alright, now you're going to squeeze that heart super tight in your hand and make a huge wish.
I wish for trans rights across the board, top to bottom.
Alright, I'm going to go stitch him up and I'll bring her right back.
Oh, you missed?
And once you're done, you'll just put it inside.
Oh, that's the part.
Did you hear that?
No.
It's the worst part of the video.
What is she putting inside?
She?
What is he putting inside?
A heart.
They said squeeze the heart.
Oh, that's the rubbing the heart.
Okay, I'm a little tiny worried about why you know that.
I've been to a Build-A-Bear.
Build-A-Bear came out when I was like 13, maybe.
But like, you're aware of it.
No, you're not.
My little cousin had a Build-A-Bear, like a themed one.
Okay.
I forget what type.
I mean, I've definitely seen a Build-A-Bear workshop at Great Wolf Lodge.
And she says, you know, squeeze the heart.
So it's a little plastic heart.
I believe it's made of fabric.
Not that I want to reveal that I know any more about this.
Agar.
Aga.
That's the guitar solo of this video.
I love that these people are getting into politics now because soon they're going to be saying, Congressman Zuja, are you aware of the allegations against you?
And do you realize that we'll have to go forward with a questioning?
I got it.
Yeah.
I got it.
Yeah.
To further elaborate on how they are not people, they're bastardized man-children, they tried to appease these people.
I love that everyone's trying to get in bed with the radical left because the radical left make strange bedfellows.
And they tried to do this reality show, a game show thing, where instead of, you know, meet the apprentice, look, there's Usher that was the activist.
So instead of doing like setting up, Geraldo and some people setting up a little pizza stand on 42nd Street, they would try to cure hunger and save the environment.
What the fuck is Usher doing there?
The way our society works now is we start with diversity.
I want female, male, I want black, white, and then I want another weird, ambiguous race.
So they get that first and then they go, okay, what are we doing now?
It's an activist show.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Not sure what the fuck Usher has to do with activism.
Usher?
Didn't his parents allow him to get fucked by Michael Jackson so he could have a career?
Is that his activism?
He's fighting pedophilia by taking it on the chin, literally.
Global activism centers on collaboration and cooperation, not competition.
Ooh, no, you wouldn't want to compete.
We apologize to the activist host and larger activist community.
We got it wrong.
So it's a long story, but the problems that these activists had with this show is nothing.
Just made-up shit.
Competition was involved.
They spent money on hair and makeups that could have gone to starving children in the Congo.
I mean, the kind of stuff that is in your head when you're either six or that weird man-childed Bilde Bear.
Basically, they tried to get Bildebear people involved.
And my favorite quote here was, Clover Hogan, already irritated by the name, a 22-year-old climate activist and founder of youth advocacy organization Force of Nature, wrote on Twitter that she had been interviewed by show producers and was ultimately offered a spot on the activist,
which she says she declined.
Oh, so you got an opportunity to further your cause, but you didn't like the context.
Quote, I remember thinking I was in a black mirror episode.
When the call ended, I cried and called my mom.
The whole time I was made to feel as if I was failing a test, she wrote.
I called my mom.
God damn it, you people suck.
And speaking of sucking, so we found Gabby Petito.
Her body was crumpled up at the base of a mountain.
It sounds like he shoved her in one of their many fights and he went, holy shit.
He probably had scars on his face, cuts, and he didn't want them to interrogate.
Obviously, Ryan, that's not the video that goes with it, so don't know why you press play on that.
That's a horsey and immigrants.
It's an autoplay.
What?
Autoplay.
Oh, okay.
Here's what to do, though.
If you get in a fight with your girlfriend and you shove her off a cliff, go to find the body, right?
And scratch yourself all over the place.
Like, if you have scratches like this, take a rock and sort of scratch everywhere.
So they're broken up a little bit.
Get your phone, match it up, and make sure that any sort of lesions you have could be explained by falling from the rocks.
And then when you've tried to go down there, maybe like cut your leg or something on the rocks, then go and call the cops.
Make sure no one filmed anything.
What I wouldn't do is drive back to my mom's house and say I'm not talking to the cops.
That's a new level of useless piece of human fucking garbage.
He's not even a good murderer.
Anyway, Joy Reid is upset.
So let's go to that tweet you just cut away from.
Yeah.
First of all, wait.
Doesn't she look like a silly clown in a kids' show?
Yeah, she looks like Miss Frizzle from Magic School Bus.
I'm not familiar with Miss Frizzle, but maybe I am because I can picture someone in my head.
Look up Miss Frizzle.
She is frizzy.
But doesn't she look like she should be telling you about the letter B?
Maybe a British.
I'm seeing like a red double-decker bus that she's a part of somehow.
She's teaching us about bullying.
Definitely doesn't look human.
I'll tell you what, she isn't.
She's not a black African woman, African-American.
She's not a black woman.
She's an immigrant.
She's a rich kid.
If they did a reboot, this would absolutely be.
She's from Colorado.
Okay, I gotta say, the shows you grew up on suck.
Rugrats, that.
Hey Arnold rules.
What's Hey Arnold?
It was like a clean sitcom, basically, but animated.
It was great.
There was like Chinese people and like a drunk Polish guy.
Okay, let me see.
Let me see Hey Arnold.
And then Mr. Wynn.
Okay, I got it.
I'm so glad that Growing Pains is back and it's an all-black cast.
Black people, when you keep covering white sitcoms, you look like a loser.
You look like you dream about white people all day and you want what they have so badly.
You look jealous.
It's a bad look.
Everybody Hates Chris was not a bad look.
That was a cool show that was uniquely black, glorified black culture, positive show.
Cool.
I'm sure it made a lot of white dudes jealous, white kids.
But you're doing fucking Growing Pains?
Same exact show, but black?
And Wonder Years.
Oh, that's what I meant.
Wonder Years.
Wonder Years.
And that one, that was a beautiful show.
That was a gem of television.
This is Mr. Wynn's first time singing here, but I'll bet you a bundle it won't be his last.
Let's all give him a warm, great old Opry welcome.
Is it a summary show?
No.
It takes place in like a New York City type of thing.
Those are the main characters.
Oh, yeah, I recognize those guys.
Yeah, that sucks.
Before I begin, I have something to say.
It is honored to be here.
So 10% of 5,200.
I love country music.
I love writing songs.
But I am a stupid man.
I have a job in a restaurant, and I like it.
In fact, someday I hope to be a good champion.
You want to be famous.
Gerald?
No, no, man.
I'm trying to figure out how much money we're going to make.
This is my first time singing at the O-Break.
Gerald?
What?
It wants to be my last time.
So now, this thing is the first time.
Gold.
This song actually rules.
You can tempt me.
All right, that's enough.
So let's get back to our child star.
The Miss for Kids Show, Letter Be.
Yeah, if they remade it, the Magic School Bus, bam, sure, yeah.
Crazy.
If you've been watching the news for the past few days or on Twitter or TikTok, you're probably familiar with the name Gabby Petito, the 22-year-old aspiring social media influencer who was reported missing after her fiancé returned from their van life excursion without her.
On Sunday, human remains believed to be petitos were found in a national park in Wyoming.
An autopsy is scheduled for tomorrow to confirm the identity.
Now, it goes without saying that no family should ever have to endure that kind of pain.
It goes without saying that no family should have to endure that kind of pain.
But there's a butt coming up.
Because Joy Reed has adopted the white culture of self-flagellation, which is strange because she's black.
And she's about to say, this is all sad and everything, but why are us white people talking about white people all the time?
What about indigenous?
What about Polynesians?
What about Chinese sex trafficking?
Why isn't the media covering all the black girls who are missing?
Why isn't MSNBC covering it?
Why isn't a show called The Readout covering it?
Could you be less self-aware, please?
You are the media, you stupid bitch.
You should ever have to endure that kind of pain.
And the Petito family certainly deserves answers and justice.
But the way this story has captivated the nation.
That was the fastest butt I've ever heard.
It's rare a black woman has such a small butt.
Let's hear that tiny little Asian boy butt again.
But the way this story has captivated a second.
It's be apostrophe, whatever the fuck she said afterwards.
But don't do justice.
Be apostrophe the.
But the way this story has captivated the nation has many wondering, why not the same media attention when people of color go missing?
Well, the answer actually has a name, missing white woman syndrome.
The term coined by the late and great Gwen Eiffel to describe the media and public fascination with missing white women.
The teller she did in Paris is what she should be remembered for.
Not that ridiculous phrase, which just basically says, fuck you, white bitch.
I hope you die.
Yeah, true.
And like Lacey Peterson or Natalie Holloway, all ignoring cases involving missing people of color.
Joining me now is Dereka Wilson, co-founder and CEO of the Black and Missing Foundation, and Lynette Gray Bull, founder of Not Our Native Daughters, an organization created for the awareness of the missing, exploited, and murdered Indigenous women and children.
Thank you both for being here.
You know, I bring up this point because there's a case that's so similar.
A journalist friend of mine, Derek, sent me this story about a young, you know, about some other people that are missing.
There's one guy whose name is Daniel Robinson.
Stop, stop.
Daniel Robinson.
Joy, why are none of these names at your fingertips?
And why do you have to tell everyone that a journalist sent them to you?
I'll tell you why.
Because Joy has no interest in covering this subject.
Wouldn't it be fucking amazing if Joy Ann Reed took on these two categories, natives and black women who were lost, warts and all?
Because there's a lot of warts.
The warts with the indigenous missing girls is it's indigenous men.
And the other gigantic wart on that data is that the Indians said, we don't need you.
They said, we have our own police.
We have our own laws.
We go by tribal law.
We go by tribal leaders.
We go by tribal police.
So go fuck yourselves, white America, white cops.
And we went, okay.
And then at the same time, they go, there's tons of women missing.
What the fuck's your problem?
They get murdered.
The massive problems with domestic abuse on the res.
Massive problems.
There's also massive problems with runaways.
It's a different culture.
It's a culture where women are second-class citizens, and it's a culture of rape and abuse disproportionately.
I don't want to say that Indian culture is inherently about rape and abuse, but with their total and utter lawlessness combined with their severe problems with alcoholism, you get women treated real bad.
And they either get beaten to death and it's not solved or they die or they run away or they drink themselves to death or they commit suicide or they disappear and commit suicide.
Those are the stories of Indigenous women.
The idea of a cute little girl being kidnapped or murdered by her boyfriend and then he goes home and refuses to speak to the police, it doesn't really happen.
That's why it's a big case.
That's why Lacey Peterson was a big case because it's so fucking unusual.
Now, you know why Joy Reid doesn't want to go near this?
Because she's going to put all her eggs in the basket of this poor Aboriginal woman was robbed, kidnapped, beaten, and is gone.
And then we're going to find out she was a crackhead on the run.
But if Joy Reed was a real woman, a real journalist, she'd take on that and take on the crack addiction and go, we've just discovered she was addicted to crack.
This is the problem with crack, folks.
This is the problem with the lack of culpability on the res.
This is a problem with drug addiction.
This is the problem with saying no police on the reservation.
See, if she genuinely gave a shit about anything, then she would take on these cases and when they blew up in her face, she wouldn't go, oh shit, I'm out.
The woman was a bitch.
No, bitches deserve to live too.
So when you find out she was a runaway or you find out she was a crack addict or you find out she voluntarily went with a pimp, now I'm leaning over to the black side a little more, you still stay with it.
Joy would never do that.
Now, with the black thing, it's similar.
There's the defund the police, we don't want the police involved, but there's huge cultural problems.
And remember we spoke about this a couple months ago.
There was a case in the Bronx where this guy had been seducing 13-year-old and 12-year-old girls.
Now, in middle-class white culture, that's a catastrophe.
You get her back and you like wash her and clean her and say that was horrible.
And she gets a semblance of her life back.
In ghetto black culture in the South Bronx, she's gone forever.
So what they do in the South Bronx, and again, this is a totally different culture that Joy knows nothing about.
What you do in the South Bronx, if you're a good parent, is you beat, sorry, but you beat your kids.
You're really hard on your kids.
Their life is hell.
You fucking throw them into school.
You scream at them.
You humiliate them.
And you make sure you stay on them like flies on shit so they don't drift off into drug gangland.
And it takes intense discipline and intense monitoring, but it's possible.
In the case of this girl who was abducted, it was hard to argue a crime because she was having a gay old time smoking crack, sucking dicks, and she was basically permanently polluted.
She's drifted off.
You see, the difference between black and white culture is in black ghetto culture, and I'm speaking only of New York and surrounding areas.
I can't speak to South Central, but I assume it's similar.
Once they got off the cliff, they're off the cliff.
So what do the parents do?
Well, they get real mad and they beat the man to death.
Remember this story?
They found him through Instagram.
They encouraged him to come by to the school to meet another 12-year-old girl.
And then they beat him so mercilessly that he was just jammed.
There was dreads all over the pavement.
I don't mean hair extensions.
I mean dreads.
They beat him half to death.
That's how they handle it.
The Native Americans, I don't think they do that.
I think they just let it go.
It's in many cases that particular division of Native Americans has given up on life.
So it's totally different cultures.
But I would fucking love to see Joyanne Reed cover, say, the case I just discussed, where they beat the dude to death for letting that 12-year-old girl fall off the gang cliff.
But she never would, because she's a stupid, cunty, rich white woman who's only there to chastise whites, like all rich white people.
Robinson is a young black man.
He's only 24 years old, 5'8 ⁇ , 165, black hair, brown eyes.
That's his description.
His dad has hired a private investigator to find him.
He's missing part of an arm.
He was last seen driving away from his job site in the Buckeye, Arizona desert on June 23rd.
And his case struck me because it's very similar.
He's missing in the same part of the world.
It's a case that has all of that same kind of sizzle.
This mystery of it, this young man.
Sizzle is missing hot.
Why haven't you covered it, Joy?
It doesn't have the same sizzle either.
It doesn't have even close to the music.
It's not the murder sizzle.
And girls are fragile and we protect them.
That's why it's not.
That's just a grown man.
It's a fucking dude.
Yeah, what is he, 22?
I don't think 22-year-olds can go missing, can they?
They just go on the go.
A 22-year-old is gone.
He's his own man.
No, he's not gone.
He's going.
22-year-old is going.
I never heard of it until this friend of mine sent it to me.
Why didn't you look at it?
I guess that's sort of what's the issue with it.
Okay, you know what would be great if they said, okay, Joey, you haven't heard of that one.
What ones have you heard of?
For example, what about this 13-year-old black girl in South Central who was riding her skateboard and was shot by Mexican gang members as a way of telling the black community, this is our hood now.
We don't want you around anymore.
Can you look her up?
13-year-old black girl riding a skateboard, shot by Mexicans in a gesture of ethnic cleansing.
It's very effective, by the way.
They throw Molotov cocktails into the children's bedroom to send a strong message to blacks to get out.
And it works like a charm.
So the Mexicans in South Central have converted that area.
It was white a long time ago.
George W. Bush grew up in South Central, riding his little tricycle around with his cowboy hat on.
Then it became black, and then the Mexicans go, we want this.
We're going to kill you out of here.
We're going to physically cut you out of this neighborhood.
Great, great angle for Joyanne Reed.
Never went near it with a 10-foot pole.
Have you got it yet?
No.
Okay.
Let's see the end of this while you look for it.
It is definitely the issue, and we have been sounding the alarm for...
Okay, okay, that was it.
It's the end of that.
Joyanne Reed.
A journalist sent me this.
A journalist friend sent me this.
I, of course, don't give a shit, so I don't know any.
That is what she's saying.
SPLC has covered something very similar about the ethnic cleansing.
Yeah.
Even a broken cloak is right twice a day.
You see the skateboard, though?
You got to see the skateboard.
That's the key.
Did you use the word skateboard when you looked at it?
That was hard.
I found some other weird stuff.
That's an eight-year-old.
She was shot riding her skateboard.
I'm sorry, this isn't good TV, but I just have to stop.
13-year-old.
Maybe look up Ryan Gurduski?
He's the one who covered it first.
Black girl.
Ryan Gurduski.
He's the only one I've seen cover this.
There we go.
That was the lynchpin.
Bam.
2006.
Mexican mafia had put out orders for the affiliates in the streets to terrorize and kill black families, including 14-year-old Cheryl Green, who was shot to death while riding her skateboard.
Hey, Joyanne Reed, why don't you do something on that?
Cheryl Green's gone, but there'll be more Cheryl Greens.
Imagine the media sitting there chastising the media for not doing its job.
Wow.
Speaking of the media, the U.S. border is on fire.
There's Mexicans there rounding up Haitians via horseback, which is what you do in a situation like that.
The media's take, white men on horses are whipping black men.
Not only do they not know what reins are, they don't know what whips are.
Or the act of whipping.
Or the act of whipping.
A whip is just a long piece of leather that's the same width the entire way.
And the way you whip someone is you just sort of like move it around where they are.
You could demonstrate it.
I have an HDMI cable.
It's like a snake.
It's like moving a snake around.
Because all whips are electric.
They're electrocuted.
They're electrified, sorry.
So when you move the whip around, this is how you whip someone.
So you go...
You go...
This is him getting a whipping.
Or another way to whip someone is you go, you have your horse here, and you go...
Near the person.
And that hurts.
That hurts worse than being a slave.
By the way, little side note here, the next person who spells, I'm turning into Bill Mart, new rule, people.
The next person who spells border OARD is going to get deported.
Wow.
I have had enough non-retards, normal people spelling it B-O-A-R-D.
So go back to 15.
Imagine seeing this and going, oh, he's whipping him.
Of course, Grindface is where I get all my news.
I saw one person going, he's just trying to take food to his family.
Oh, is that all?
You know what Jen Sackey said, by the way?
I just remembered this.
Oh, that's a whip.
Like, you've never seen anyone ride horseback is what it comes down to.
And that's okay if you're a plumber in New York City, you're not familiar with reins.
But if you're a journalist and you're reporting on something that involves A horse, you should either know or go look up how reins are used.
Rein it in, journals.
You're out of control.
You need a good whipping.
But anyway, Jen Saki was asked by that dude, Peter, what's his nuts?
I think he's from Fox News.
Boosh or something like that.
Yeah, yeah.
He said, so you're making everyone who wants to eat at a restaurant get tested and they all have to be vaccinated.
Yet when people come over the border, they don't have to be vaccinated.
And she goes, well, they're here temporarily.
Okay, A, you make European tourists get vaccinated and show proof of vaccination.
B, no, they're not here temporarily.
You think the Haitians are just here, what, for an afternoon?
A day trip?
A year?
How many Haitians come to America and then go, okay, that's enough.
I'm going to go back now.
I am going to return our national security team and see what that process will look like.
My question about what's going on at the border.
Is somebody asking the foreign nationals who are walking into Del Rio, Texas and setting up camps on this side of the border for proof of vaccination or a negative COVID test?
Well, first of all, I can readdress for you or re-talk you through what steps we take.
Does somebody ask them to see their vaccination card?
Well, let me explain to you again, Peter, how our process works.
As individuals come across the border and they are both assessed for whether they have any symptoms.
If they have symptoms, the intention is for them to be quarantined.
That is our process.
They're not intending to stay here for a lengthy period of time.
I don't think it's the same thing.
It's not the same thing.
These are individuals, as we've noted and as we've been discussed.
We are expelling individuals based on the people.
Shall I retalk you?
Specifically because of COVID.
We've already been discussed.
A scenario where large numbers of people are coming together.
I'm discussing you right now.
Don't be disrespectful to people or not respectful people.
Disrespectful, I think, is not actually a word.
In large part, because, again, the CDC continues to recommend Title 42 be in place, given we're facing a global hand.
They're not here.
They're just here for the day.
So I love this angle that not only is it whips, but it's whites.
Sorry.
If you're working the border and you can handle that kind of heat with a bulletproof vest on, you're Mexican.
Love how they use the white men rounding up the non-white image with a photo of mostly non-white men holding line for the country they love.
I sent you a Vice, my old alma mater vice.
This is so perfect.
Go to the top there.
I can't read it.
Largely white Border Patrol agents.
That's just not true, right?
She just makes that up.
That's the way lefties write now.
Largely white Border Patrol agents on horses cracking whips at black Haitian immigrants seeking protection.
Even the fact that white is lowercase and black is uppercase shows you how fucking retarded they are as a nature.
The optics of this are terrible for Vice World News.
Yeah, you're right, Emily.
The optics are terrible for Vice World News.
So then this guy goes, no, the majority of Border Patrol agents are Hispanic.
And she goes, one can be white and Hispanic.
Yeah, exactly.
You change those terms to suit your needs.
If it's George Zimmerman, the Peruvian, he's white.
If it's a Border Patrol guy using his reins in a whippy way, then he's white.
If he sends bombs to CNN and all the other stuff, he's white.
Make him white.
If it's Hispanic crime, domestic abuse, it's white crime.
What's 17?
Oh yeah, AJ Plus is much worse than even vice.
And they are really going for it.
Go click on the AJ Plus thing.
The number of prominent...
Wait, wait a minute.
The number of prominent journalists who rush to say border agents are brandishing whips and trying to beat people is astonishing.
But then what's weird to that is the reaction.
Go down?
Going from holding Black Lives Matter, this is triggering as hell.
Keep going?
Incrementalism?
I bet you'd never see this at the northern border.
Melan is a sin.
Like, it's all these dumbasses.
Wait, what did Ralph Nader say?
They should have a seatbelt on.
Polarization between the GOP, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Both parties agree not to disturb the ever-burgeoning, bloated melancholy.
Shut up, Ralph.
Jesus Christ.
Okay, let's go back to the AJ Plus thing.
Because they will not.
No, no, it was on the same thread at the top.
They will not give it up.
Border Patrol whips, that thing.
Whitney migrants.
Look, you see them using the reins correctly in that same clip.
Go back.
They say, look, they're using whips.
And then they show them using reins.
Look, swirly-whirly.
That's how you use them.
Yeah, they're really, well, they have terrible aim with those.
They go floop-floop.
It reminds the horse to turn quickly to the left.
Oh, wait.
Yeah, because every time that happens, the horses turn.
Yeah, it means move over quickly.
Motherfuckers.
There's not one piece of footage I've seen where there is a whip movement involved.
And look, the subtitles are in English, so it looks like racist white men.
It's a Spanish guy in Spanish going, oh, you use your woman.
That's why your country's a shithole.
So it's Mexicans yelling at Hispanic Haitians, which excuse my ignorance, but I thought Haitians were all French.
Look at this guy.
Or maybe they're bilingual.
Look at that, he's wet.
He has to cross to the Mexican side, and his money's wet.
Oh, man, I didn't know you were going to get your money wet.
Come on in.
Good news is the sun is above us all.
He said he needs help.
Therefore, he should get it.
And the children are left alone.
Who brought them there?
Children are just left alone.
No mention of who brought children to a place where they will be left alone.
Does America have a huge child magnet?
They were fleeing Haiti's turbulence.
By the way, you don't get to be a refugee if there's an earthquake.
You're a refugee if you'll be killed in your own land.
For example, Christians in northern Iraq, whites in South Africa, those are refugees.
They should be brought here to be safe.
But there's a bunch of rubble on your house?
You got some repairs to do, sir.
Maybe you're under the impression that the earthquake was caused by someone who wants to kill you.
God doesn't give a shit about you.
He just had to do some earthquakes.
There's a quota.
There literally is.
They're just fleeing turbulence.
Why would you have to flee a presidential assassination?
Maybe they're all presidents, so they're like, oh man, me next.
That's how they got the vote.
If you vote for me, I'll make everyone president.
Wouldn't it be awesome if there's a sniper there just went?
Sounds like a blow dart.
I had a silence on it.
Oh, I see.
I think it would go.
That would turn them around pretty quick.
I believe so.
You just shoot him, and then throw in some firecrackers.
At least one engine appears to whip near the face of a man.
What?
He clearly fell down because of the horse.
Oh, wait.
When the whip, gravity brought the whip dangling, it did pass his face at a very low speed.
But look, look.
I don't see it.
Oh, it dangles near him.
That's the new whipping.
Boy, I bet the slaves of 1602 would love it if they were getting whipped like this with that velocity.
Wow, boy.
You think you can stare at my daughter?
Line up against this tree.
I'm going to touch some leather near your leg.
Okay, I won't do it again.
They know that chins give off COVID.
I'm an illegal immigrant who came here, and now they want to send me back.
See, this is what I don't get.
We see planes taking them to Haiti.
Good.
But then we also see buses taking them into America.
Bad.
What's the percentage?
Media, can you tell us that?
Look at this 1-8.
Here they are getting sent Bizak.
I mean, sorry.
Bizin.
There's Ryan James Gurdesky, second time he's appeared on this show.
Emptying the Del Rio camp slowly, but one bus at a time.
Most will be awarded for their illegal entry soon with temporary residence guards and food and delivery and work.
Cost me 10 grand to move down here.
And I had to bring 12 jobs and took 10 years.
They just had to get their soakers.
Now, I hate soakers so much that I'd have a hard time choosing.
What's that green?
On the grass?
Oh, that greenish?
I don't know.
Weird.
I've seen that on lawns and stuff like that to promote growth or something, or it's some sort of treatment.
It's on the road.
It's on the road, though, so I don't know.
Maybe it's just a light.
Maybe it's a fart bus.
All right, I want to get to my pet peeves, but let's cover the news first.
One last subject before we get serious, and I walk over to my moto siklet.
Carmines had their BLM thing.
And it was a lot of white people there screaming at Carmines who I know we're very anti-vax here, anti-mask law.
I'm not mad at Carmines for following the stupid, idiotic New York rules.
Are you?
You know, Max Public House is definitely the bravest bar in New York City, by all means, Staten Island.
But I'm not going to fault restaurants in Midtown for following these stupid rules to stay alive.
Sorry.
Call me a pussy, if you will.
If you must.
But so go down.
I saw there was a guardian angel there.
Oh, they smashed the windows?
What's this?
Hold on.
Has released new footage of what it claims was three black women, blah, blah, blah.
Oh, that's the fight, I guess.
Oh, that's an aerial view of the fight.
I've never been to car mines.
Go down more?
It was an Asian woman who said that you need a vaccination card to get in.
Is that audio?
There's no audio.
Look at his ass.
Wait, go back, go back, go back.
Let's see this racist footage.
Is that the very beginning?
Actually, I prefer it in that angle.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Okay, so this hostess is there minding her own business.
The black women are already inside at press play.
They come outside and they immediately start talking shit, screaming at this woman.
Look, car mines are racist.
And now shit's falling over.
That poor podium.
And then black staff and black friends take the ladies away from the fight so they don't go to jail.
This is racism.
I mean, the impetus is ridiculous socialism pushed by de Blasio, but white people have nothing to do with this bullshit.
Carmines are racist.
Do they think Carmines is plural?
All Carmines are racist.
That's actually true.
That's a coincidence.
Hey, what are you guys saying?
They're saying all Carmines are racist.
I'm Carmine.
And what are your views?
All right, all right.
It can't be every one of us, though.
You're all zips.
So go back to the footage because I just love the idea of a guy yelling, Carmines are racist.
How stupid are you to not know it's an apostrophe S okay?
Keep going down.
We got all that.
There we go.
Oh, here we go.
This is going to come up in my pen, please.
Carmines are racist.
Your slogan is grammatically incorrect.
It would make sense if it was like McDonald's are racist because it's a franchise, but I believe this is a one-off.
No, Ryan.
McDonald's is racist.
McDonald's is the name of the brand.
Unless they're talking about the buildings themselves, like McDonald's are racist.
Like the way they're set up or the way that their layout is.
Then it's is.
It's a brand.
Is.
Skittles is racist.
I'm trying to help these guys out.
I'm an ally.
No, you're just as dumb as them.
You're a racism.
Look at this fucking loser with his weird off-market Black Lives Matter shirt that's not even centered.
Like, imagine this guy hanging out with him.
Zoom in on him.
What's on his wrist?
What is that?
I don't know.
Brazilian flag and skin.
Is that scarification or something?
Scarification that I wish you saw.
What is that?
The Brazilian flag, but it's naked, flesh tone?
Is it a wristband?
What a gross dork with his stupid little fucking flip-up sunglasses.
I hate him.
He does stink.
Car mines are racist.
That's funnier than the bird which is the bald eagle.
Oh, by the way, Mob and Shiz is out of control.
What he do now?
Our peep- the baby monsters just are not fucking letting up.
Now you gotta.
You gotta...
It's like fishing.
You gotta catch it at the right time.
But I just saw Grindface put up a thing saying, where are you from and how'd you hear about us?
Maybe they're trying to out me.
But it's all I am beyond angry.
Here, go down.
Do the roll call.
Click on roll call.
Where are you from and who put you on Gromface?
King of the baby monsters.
I can't read it because it's all behind the camera.
California, king of the baby monsters.
Any baby monsters here?
It's not one word, it's two words.
Loved it.
Ryan Katsu Rivera's dad put me on D. His dad made grindface when he found out he was gay.
Anyway, and then Mob and Shiz is out of fucking control, too.
Poor Mob and Shiz.
He's kind of like pissed.
He's got like a love-hate.
Black people generally, especially like ghetto blacks, they're not into that kind of ironic humor like video drops.
Yeah.
Either it's slapstick or it's like...
Yeah, they're not into like, I am beyond angry.
Getting good at it.
Uhuru yell, how dare you?
The bird, which is...
Oh, they did it.
They listened to us.
The bird emoji, which is the...
And then Bald Man and the Eagle emoji.
This is too much.
Don't terrorize your grandmother with a fucking frank, you douche.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's lame.
All right, let's walk over to the pet peeve studio.
I guess I need my mic.
Oh, yes.
I have it here for you, and it is on.
Okay.
You hand me the mic.
You play the Steve Aoki, and I'll meet you over at the green.
Welcome to seven brand new pet peeves starring me, Gavin McInnes.
Number one, radio shows on TV.
You have a new medium here.
The medium is video.
Did you notice today when we said Carmines are racist, we showed the clip, we cut to clips, we move over to a different studio to do green screen.
This fucking show, Carton and Roberts, is a radio show.
They moved it up to video and did nothing different whatsoever.
This asshole gambler deserves to go back to prison, not for his gambling debts, but for this shitty fucking show.
And yes, it's an interesting show.
These guys know their shit, but cut to a clip.
Cut to a video.
When you're watching Tucker Carlson, he has him and a guest.
They're talking about riots.
All of a sudden, a third screen emerges and shows you the riots.
They're constantly improving what you hear.
There's no reason to tune on to this show.
And at my fucking bar, tune into this show, they will play this with no subtitles.
So you're just watching two people talking.
Like cut to clips, have numbered things, like we're doing here.
This is a good example of how to use the medium.
If you're just doing radio, then by all means, Wear a shitty t-shirt and blab on about sports in front of a microphone.
Why would anyone watch this?
What is there to see here?
You're not using the medium.
It's a waste.
You might as well do fucking radio and not make any sounds.
Audio and video.
Number two, phones at the dinner table.
I was having breakfast the other day with my son after a baseball game, and there was a Hispanic couple coming from church.
This is a cool restaurant.
I think it's in New York, Hearth.
It's one of the best restaurants I've ever been to.
Maybe this is a different chain.
But yeah, it's a fantastic restaurant.
I go there for like anniversary dinners and stuff.
But the amazing thing about this place is that he is suggesting no phones.
You have to put your phones in a little tin at the beginning of the thing.
Isn't that fantastic?
Now, the other day at the place, the brunch place I was at, diner, this kid has his AirPods in and his phone there.
And he's with his mother and his father.
They just came from church.
And I don't know, because the parents are Mexicans or Colombians or whatever.
And they just accept that.
They're probably impressed that they can afford to get their kids AirPods and a phone.
So it's almost like a status symbol.
But get the fuck off your phone.
That's so alarmingly rude.
We're sitting together here.
No phones at the table, whether it's at a restaurant or it's at home.
The idea of a phone at home, that just boggles the mind.
If we had phones when I was a kid and I pulled out my phone at dinner time, my dad would swat it out of my hand.
It would go smashing through the kitchen window.
Another time I saw this woman, this is in the Bronx.
I think she's a caregiver.
I hope she's a caregiver for this woman in a wheelchair, another black woman.
They seem to be around the same age.
This woman was on her phone.
Yeah, what's up?
Uh-huh, what you doing?
Just talking away on her fucking phone while the other woman in the wheelchair sat there in a catatonic daze.
Just like, now maybe she was mute.
Maybe she was handicapped or retarded.
She looked pretty normal to me.
But even then, like, I don't know, say she's a total tard.
Just sit there and talk and tell her stuff.
I don't know.
It might be going in somewhere.
Why are you just ignoring this woman like she's a fucking dog?
You're treating the person next to you like an animal.
And this went on, by the way, for the entire time I was there.
So half an hour, she's chatting away on her phone.
Say it's the most important call in the world.
Your mother's calling about her breast cancer treatment.
You go, sorry, excuse me for a sec.
And you get up and leave and go like by the front door.
Like on the train, if I got the most important call in the world, I would get up from my seat in the train and go by this sort of the doors there.
You turn around and walk away.
I also noticed this black chick.
Black women seem to have disproportionately have a problem with this.
I was with a friend of mine, I know, this big-titted black conservative chick at a local bar.
And she had brought a friend, another black woman.
Oh, cool, hi.
And the woman was just petering away on her phone.
Nothing of importance, like Facebook, Instagram, when the big titted one was there like...
And later I go, I text her, I go, that fucking friend of yours ruined your whole night.
She totally neglected you.
She's a shitty friend.
And she's like, oh, you're too uptight.
She's fine.
We spoke later.
What?
I say, if guys pull out their phone a lot when I'm with them at a bar, I go, all right, I'm not talking to you until you put your phone away.
It's just not acceptable.
So those last examples are just very rude, but the fucking dinner table, breakfast table, diner shit, that has to go.
Speaking of which, number three, what's with the water?
Does everyone need a water?
No, we're not in fucking Arizona, and we didn't just crawl here on our hands and knees.
This footage is going to have nothing to do with water at the table, but I just thought it'd be a good backdrop because I know how to use the medium.
We're living in a society.
So while I talk, it's not radio, so you might as well have cool shit to look at.
I couldn't have got a real monkey.
But we have limited amount of space.
I have three kids, so there's five of us at the table here.
And they come by with the five fucking waters.
We're all about to order drinks.
Hey, I got you some waters while you order drinks.
That's like I got you some bread while you order food.
No, they do that too.
That's equally fucking retarded.
And then our drinks come, so now we each have a water and a drink.
A drink is 99% water.
Why did you get me a water with my water?
It's fucking furious.
And you know what I do to punish them sometimes?
Sometimes they go, no, we don't need drinks.
You brought us drinks.
Fuck you.
You could have made some great money with my kids getting Shirley Temples or Sprites.
That's a great markup for you.
But no, you had to satiate their thirst with giant waters.
So fuck you.
You're not getting anything from me.
Stop filling the table with waters.
We can wait.
We'll order our drinks.
We'll come back.
We'll have a normal amount of liquid for our dinner.
Number four, movie releases.
Oh, check it out.
Jurassic World Dominions coming out.
Looks like a cool trailer.
I guess I thought they were done with Jurassic World.
By the way, you know the sound the T-Rexes make when Chris, what's his name, is sort of whipping them.
I think it's in the last one.
He's sort of training them.
I noticed that when I get into a cold shower, I make that exact same sound.
It's like, hey, hey, hey!
Doesn't this look cool?
Turn it up.
Oh, what's your name, Zinner?
She was cool.
And that guy's getting old.
Okay, it looks scary.
This looks like maybe a world conquest kind of...
Uh-oh, pterodactyls are flying free.
Okay, this is good.
My kids are going to love this.
Maybe we'll go this weekend.
Right?
Maybe I'll start making weekend plans because this is being advertised.
Guess when it fucking comes out June 10th 2022 Why the fuck are they advertising things a year in advance?
Well, not a year what October November December January February March April May June nine months I could have made a human being in the time it takes to wait for this fucking movie They used to advertise movies as they came out now they're nine what am I gonna do for nine months get ready for your fucking movie number five I hate the insult cowards it is always used against people who have no
do you want to do when you leave school?
University.
Don't make me come up there!
Who are you?
His dad rapes his mother every night.
Get out of this house and don't come back.
It's really long, too.
It's like three hours of Laswegian violence.
This used to be a good area.
Where have you been?
Careful right there.
Now that's a good scene.
He runs into a random woman's apartment because he's being chased by a gang.
He ends up in there in this random woman's house.
Then one of the gangs that was chasing him comes home.
So now he looks intimidating because he's in the gang members' living room.
And then he slaps him on the way out.
I think that's what happened.
Anyway, sorry.
Hell on the sidetrack there, folks.
Let's get back to what's important.
COVID.
Let's do a brief COVID.
Let's do the bumper.
It's a fucking bumper.
If your language requires a paintbrush to write, your language sucks.
Your language is stupid.
Fucking Chinese.
Chinese pirates go short of China.
Just keep your hands off my dog.
I mean, we've got to do a compilation of these at some point, Ryan.
20, we have a school board in Florida rejected DeSantis' no mask thing, which they're perfectly legally within their rights to do.
Palm Beach County School Board has defied Governor DeSantis and implemented a mask mandate.
Fourth from the left in blue is Alexandria Ayala, who pushed forced masking the hardest.
For your kids, though, not for her.
That's her in the blue with the glasses there.
They're all having a fun party.
I mean, remember we used to eschew Britain's class system and their fucking monarchy and their kings and queens and their royalty, their bullshit?
And here we are living their exact life.
Living their best life.
Fear less.
Enjoy life.
Unless, of course, you're a little kid I can bully.
In which case, fuck you, kids.
My little eight-year-old is wearing a mask right now in class.
Yet.
And then they gave us a victory.
They gave the parents after a lot of hullabaloo.
They gave the parents a favor.
And it is during recess, which sucks.
It's like 20 minutes.
They don't have to wear a mask.
Hot news.
Australia is fighting back.
So go to 2-1.
Australia's been told, you better not fuck about.
They're being warned.
So Australia decided to just keep pushing it and keep pushing it.
You know why there was a violent slave revolt in Haiti in 1803?
Because some moron, monarch, just like the people we're just sawing, decided that slaves have it too good.
And instead of just working six days a week, they should not be able to go to church and they should work seven days a week.
They pushed it too far, they bent it too much, and it snapped.
And it appears Australia has finally snapped.
In Melbourne, the unions have decided, with the help of the government, that you need to be vaccinated to work on a construction site.
If you are not vaccinated, then you may not work on a construction site.
In other words, you may not feed your family.
Your family must starve.
You can't have your God, slaves.
You can't have your church.
Fuck you.
You can't have your job, slaves.
You can't feed your family.
Fuck you.
Guess what's happening?
It's Haiti all over again.
Fuck, they throw shit at the couples.
Look at them.
Look at them.
They throw shit at the couples.
Get him!
Look at that, they're not even letting the police escape.
I love cops and I love this.
Can you love both?
Yeah, Ozzy cops are fucked.
Look, they're stuck.
What the hell, man?
Fucking hell.
That's fun.
What's two, three?
More of the same?
Different angle?
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Little China.
Yeah, that's more of the same.
This was right in front of the business that said they were going to mandate the vaccines.
The tradie headquarters, CFMEU.
Didn't go well for them, did it?
No.
And now, these people.
What gives these people the rat to behave like that?
That's South African.
Yeah, it was getting heat.
I was watching a live feed of it last night, and, you know, the cops, they went onto the bridge because the cops kind of pushed them over there.
And then they're just shooting rubber bullets at them for no reason.
They weren't doing anything.
They were just peaceful dancing.
Oh, yeah.
I saw Some fun sort of rave dancing going on.
Do we have a bumper for Islam?
Um, I darn or, but did you know what?
I don't think so.
But did what?
I was gonna see if you saw the one where they were laughing and clapping.
They fucking um, here we go.
Uh, oh yeah, here we go.
We just showed that.
Abby Amini says, I think it's fair to say they finally messed with the wrong industry.
They sent off a huge boom, and then the guys are like, yeah, all right.
They start clapping.
Yeah, the Karens are willing to submit they never had power before and they can tell other people what to do.
They're too excited to be scared.
Like, whoa, wow, this is really heating up.
Yeah.
Well, I can't feed my family, so I can be at home, unemployed, or I can be in jail.
I don't give a fuck anymore.
I literally have nothing to lose.
Yeah, make it exciting.
Fucking set more of those off.
Yeah, see what you got.
And then you saw this.
We didn't show this.
This is fucking wild.
The guy takes on four.
This is almost Rufio Panman levels.
This guy takes on, it's hard to see.
One dude.
There he is.
Rufio's one of them.
Continues.
Gets another one.
Number three's coming up.
You're gone.
Boom.
Holy shit.
She's a beautiful rugby check.
This is what you do in your brain when you're running through simulations of what I...
Yeah, throws down that cop.
That guy's a fucking legend mite.
Dusty Bogan just put out an episode about this on sensor TV.
Oh, good.
You know, I've been driving a rental truck because I don't have a car yet.
I think I want to get, I'm just going to get a normal replacement of my car, but looking at all these cars, I've fallen in love with some really weird old cars.
Like, have you ever seen a 1974 Alpha Romeo?
It is gorgeous, as my dad would say.
Absolutely gorgeous, my boy.
No, not the sportsy one.
That blue one.
No, no, the bottom one.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That in black?
That's almost Mustang-ish.
What a fucking beaut, huh?
It looks mean, which is great.
You want something that looks kind of mean.
But also classy.
The problem is, though, you're going to be the only one with that car in town.
So when you're relentlessly at the pub, people are going to go, oh, there's Gavin at the pub again.
Oh, you're right.
So it won't be my pub car.
It'll be like a date car.
But because I don't have my normal serious, I haven't heard Howard in weeks, which I highly recommend.
So I've been listening to Censored in the Car.
Listening to Jim Goad, Josh LaCash, Atheism is Unstoppable, Jacob Wall.
There's a lot of quality entertainment on this network.
So it's been putting out a lot of stuff.
Lotus just released a thing.
Katie's always on Skidge, and she's bouncing around the globe.
And then when it's on, the kids are secretly getting red-pilled, like when I pick them up from sleepovers and stuff.
Anyway, all right, so to get to Islam 2-4, doesn't this sum up our retarded female view of the rest of the world?
Taliban name deputy ministers double down on all male team.
The audacity, says Kathy Gannon, of the Taliban to not embrace feminism.
How stupid are you?
How, stupid's not the word, naive.
Willfully naive, more importantly.
These people are rapist murderers.
They don't see human life as valuable, not even their own.
You think they give a flying fuck about diversity in their leadership?
Are you crazy?
That's a funny joke.
Well, as Biden said, the Taliban will have to, are at a point now where they have to figure out how they want the rest of the world to see them.
They don't give a fuck.
They want the rest of the world to burn to the ground.
Let's lose this COVID backdrop.
And then finally, before the mailbag, I thought I should mention Glenn Beck.
No one talks about his charitable efforts.
But that could be a career totally in and of itself.
Tomorrow on radio, I will share the letters exchanged between me and the Prime Minister of Pakistan.
Now, this hurt me because it's a shithole country doing a great job with a Muslim Prime Minister being a great guy.
So it doesn't fit my narrative.
But, oh, well.
In the hour of desperate need, I reached out in the hopes that some sort of leadership could be found to help us do the impossible.
Click on his picture.
Is that him and his wife?
No.
Picture of Glenn Beck.
Yep.
Oh, that's nice.
Unless he had a daughter when he was very young.
He had a daughter when he was two.
So Glenn Beck and his fans raised an insane amount of money.
I believe it was $34 million.
And they set up a camp in Pakistan.
Pakistan, Zinzabad, Al-Akbir.
And with the help of NATO and the Prime Minister, they chartered planes, flew them into Afghanistan in safer airports, and then brought them to Pakistan to be relocated.
Now, you could give me $34 million.
I could go to Pakistan.
I might even be able to set up something with the Prime Minister.
The logistics Of getting these people, first of all, finding them, screening them, getting them to various airports.
That alone, I could.
Not just out of my hands, but out of my hands to find anyone whose hands could handle it.
He does all that and then saves.
How many people did he bring in?
I mean, they just showed it, Ryan, on one of those cards.
Was this it?
14,000 by air.
14,000 people he saved.
That's pretty fucking insane.
And it's not going to be covered by the media because A, Beck is a conservative.
B, he's a Christian.
C, it makes the government look bad that the private sector and fundraising did all this.
Look at all those different nationalities.
Way to go, Sleepy Joe.
Sleepy Joe has access to 34 million.
What did he do?
He abandoned them.
He forced Glenn Beck's hand.
So shout out to Glenn Beck.
Nice work there, Broham.
And now let's shout out to the mailbag.
I thought I would share this story as my adrenaline is still pumping.
I was enjoying a nice sushi dinner about an hour ago with my two kids, five and nine, my mother-in-law, my parents.
My dad and I were discussing politics.
And at that particular moment, how Antifa enjoys the luxury of burning down our cities for over a year while many conservatives are still in prison or solitary confinement from the January 6th meandering.
Pretty rudimentary, non-controversial stuff to discuss at a dinner.
I assume, I would hope, that that discussion is being had by about 60% of the American population.
In the middle of our conversation, a skinny soy boy-looking dude with his fat blue-haired girlfriend jumps up about 10 feet away and starts screaming at me at the top of his lungs.
Completely caught my whole family off guard.
It was hard to decipher his bumbling faggotry, but it was something about how people like us are the real terrorists and we need to just die.
Get him out of here!
Get out!
Interesting how he would call me the lunatic while simultaneously demonstrating significantly worse behavior in front of his entire family.
I being a stranger in my entire family.
As he started coming towards me, I quickly stood up and moved in front of my two kids ready to defend my loved ones from whatever the fuck this loser was.
He backed off very quickly upon noticing my 210-pound frame would probably bash him to a pulp, fucking loser.
See, this is where I've already read this letter privately.
Why didn't you bash him to a pulp?
He's threatening your family.
Why are we always the magnuminious ones?
As Ann Coulter says.
Since I'm a regular at this restaurant, a couple of the servers who I've become pals with quickly jumped in, asked him to stop making a scene.
My dad called him, get the fuck out of here, loser.
These are all small victories, dude.
I'm sorry, my friend, Andy.
You kind of come across as a pussy in this.
You could have at least thrown a drink in his face, at the very least.
He turned around and started to come at my dad.
So you obviously didn't scare him away with your 210-pound frame.
And I'm 192.
210?
That's just fat me.
I grabbed my beer glass, emptied it on the floor, and started to move across the table while winding up to crack it over the side of his head.
Luckily, my server grabbed my weapon-wielding arm.
Why is that lucky?
While others got between him and my family and moved him.
I mean, if he had gotten a punch in the nose, that would have been the first punch he'd ever received in this face, and it would have permanently changed him forever.
There's two types of people in this world.
People who've been punched in the face and people who haven't been punched in the face.
This guy clearly has never been punched in the face, and you didn't do him any favors by continuing that trend.
Homeboys, get my like.
Luckily, it ended with no violence, but this is the first time I've ever had an experience like this.
I'm so stunned at a lunatic, blah, blah, blah.
Unfucking believable.
Don't know how you do it, pal.
Anyhow, at the very least, I've been in this situation a million times.
I call the guy a pussy.
I call him a loser.
I'll say, you'll do fucking nothing.
At least get some verbal digs in.
Rather than just with an empty glass.
Sorry, dude.
I'm not impressed.
Nah, dog.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Hit him, man.
Gav definitely has COVID.
Gav, I took your advice.
Got married at 19 and got a trade, and I love it.
I'm 20.
I'm making 60K a year, which I know is just a start.
Great news, sir.
Very exciting.
Your symptoms have lined up exactly with mine, starting off with a cough and then losing taste and smell.
My dates of the symptoms also lined up with yours, as I explained on yesterday's episode.
My wife got tested and she's positive.
Have a good day.
Okay.
Well, that means you're gay.
These are all pinned, right?
Flagged?
Nope.
I'm just jumping all over the place.
Now I'm back at the top.
I sent Mercedes a care package.
Gotcha.
I sent her the biggie.
I'm a tits dude.
I sent her a letter, too.
How kick-ass is that?
Yeah, it's really kick-ass, Tim.
Thanks for sending me a letter that you sent a letter.
Congratulations.
By the way, please send Max and John stuff.
You know what I do?
I go to Amazon.
I put in their address, which is kind of complicated.
What I do is I make the name, the name of the facility, and then in the second line, I put in Max Hare and his DIN number.
You need the DIN number.
And I send them books and brick-a-brac.
I also send them money through JPEG.
No, no, no.
Remove Thomas Christensen and remove that site.
This is an old bumper.
I know I had Max and John in it, though.
Okay, so John is there.
Max is there.
And even a one paragraph, even a postcard, means the world to them because it reminds them that they're not forgotten.
And if these guys were pedophiles, if these guys were running around kicking the shit out of old ladies, I wouldn't ask you to do this.
These are political prisoners, and they were the first.
They broke the mold.
This is way before January 6th.
These guys were at my talk.
Antifa picked a fight with them.
They said yes and won the fight.
Antifa said, we do not want to press charges.
Max and John were not able to face their accusers in court.
They got nothing.
They got no justice.
And then they got four years.
Max was just dating a girl who looked like he was going to marry.
She stuck by him, by the way, all these years.
John, his wife was pregnant with their third kid.
Ripped out of society for four years for a 17-second fight.
So you need to get on them and say, keep up the good fight.
Clown World's just gotten crazier.
You guys were the first.
There's more in there now, January 6th.
Be careful when you're writing.
Don't say proud boys.
Call them the good guys or something.
And make sure you put your return address on the actual letter.
A lot of the COs will throw the envelope away.
They're dicks.
Remember, you're sending it to a place where their caretakers don't take care of them.
But yeah, every little bit helps.
And you can buy them books on Amazon and send them directly there.
And I've had pretty good luck with that.
I don't think I've ever sent a book where they said they didn't get it.
And then through JPEG, the app, you can put money on their books.
But all of it is just to say, you're not forgotten and we give a shit about you.
Anyway.
We don't always march straight, says this guy.
Gav and Ryan Faguy.
I don't get it, and I don't like it.
I don't get it.
And I don't like it.
Hi, Gav and Ryan Fagguy.
Bad guy.
What's that a play-on words on?
Ryan Faguy.
Doesn't sound like Katsu or Rivera.
Ryan Fagguy.
Ryan Fagguy.
Bad guy.
Anyway, guess it's a different culture.
Swedish Baby Monster here.
I'd be very interested to get your thoughts on this new ad for the Swedish Armed Forces.
Are you also planning on doing a rematch with Copper Cab?
No.
That match was okay, but more impressed by your technique on the speed ball.
Speed bag, I think you mean?
No, you were on cocaine and opiates at this end.
So the speed ball was impressive that you survived that.
Just kidding.
Well, they should do this.
We don't always march straight.
It's a great camo.
Yeah, no one's going to see you there.
Wait, is that a chick on the right with a dude hand?
That's...
I don't know.
I don't know what I'm looking at.
Our military got woke.
Did you see what happened in Afghanistan?
The animal that is the crow.
This is a good impression video, but check out 30 seconds in.
Okay?
I'm guessing this is going to suck.
Oh, my God.
I've been sent this so many times.
Animal that is the crow, which is where they call it Velcro.
I don't know where the Vel is from, but it's from something, quite frankly.
But we're looking into it.
We don't know.
But the teacher said, you can't always use Velcro.
Velcro is not always available.
I said.
The crow, which is the.
Almost like the bird, which is the bald eagle.
Welcome back to another edition of Kevin.
I know you talk about how you wish you settled down and had kids sooner, and I totally get the sentiment.
I'm turning 39 tomorrow.
Yeesh.
Happy birthday.
I had an argument with my dad on Saturday where he said and reaffirmed that anyone who publicly supports Trump deserves to lose their job.
With these types of people floating around, this is his dad.
With these types of people floating around, the complete worldwide authoritarian mess and the ever-decreasing odds of me finding a sensible Catholic woman to share my time with, I'm really more of the mindset of if I got a serious illness, I don't think I'd even seek treatment.
That happened to me.
I got a serious illness.
I didn't seek treatment.
For those that are in love and want to live for their spouse slash family, I'm 100% with you and in support of you.
And I want normal people to have as many kids as possible.
But I'm at the point now where it's like, why the fuck even bother?
I'm making good money.
I'm happy on my own.
And no, I don't sleep around.
Because you're not living, dude.
You're alone.
You're a ghost.
You're a dead man.
And there's plenty of fucking...
Like, I live in the most liberal enclave of America, and I got 50 MAGA dads on my phone.
And that black chick I told you about, if I was single, I could be fucking her.
She's 20 years younger than me.
She's MAGA.
Who the fuck?
You need to have a local bar.
All you people with no social life, like, don't you have a pub?
You go to the pub.
You find out who the MAGA people are.
You got to socialize.
Don't go out to meet women to get pussy so you can get married.
Go out and meet people.
And then when you meet people, some of those people will be women.
Maybe you're a little too myopic in your pursuits.
Sometimes the complaints will be false.
Let's jump over to the final video, shall we?
We shall.
I feel like you've been a little sparing with the video drops as of late.
I tried to cram them in the mailbag, but yeah, it's.
I gotta crank them up a little bit more.
What?
I gotta crank them up a little bit more.
Crank them off?
Gross.
It will not crank them off.
That's this kind of thing.
Here is a video of a city bike on a railroad track.
I'm impressed that it doesn't do jack shit to the train.
Oh, wow, wow.
What blew up there?
Probably a transformer on the train or some sort of short.
That's not the bike doing all that.
Well, it's metal, so maybe it skidding, makes a spark, and there's an electric rail.
We could ask Max Hare this if they didn't throw him in jail.
We have political prisoners in this country who are doing time.
Real time.
Four years is real time, especially when you have little kids.
Because they support Trump.
We are being told Carmines are racist.
Yet, we have political prisoners in this country for no f- Come on, Dog.
Come on, man.
We have political prisoners in this country.
We have people who have lost their families.
We have a national divorce going on.
We're told car mines are racist.
There's all of this obsession with fucking bullshit.
Meanwhile, we have real stories of child abuse, child trafficking.
We have our borders in peril.
All of the real news is being totally ignored.
And we are focused on the transgressions of a handful of white males.
Why?
I think because this country has daddy issues.
The entire Western world is spoiled.
And what do spoiled brats resent?
They resent dad because dad presents discipline.
That's what Trump's sin was, was saying, bedtime for the kiddies.
The party's over.
No more cereal.
No snacks in bed, kids.
No more screens.
It's time to do the work.
So we've had enough.
We've had enough of radical leftists pretending that white males are the problem, that the West is the problem, that America is the problem.
It's simply not true.
And I think we're reaching a tipping point here.
The Australian construction workers are indicative of a major global pattern.
And that is we're mad as hell and we're not going to take it anymore.
So get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave and never stop fighting.
Winning up the swamp, that's what I'm blocking.
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