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Sept. 3, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #113 - IT'S RAINING MEN (Part 1)

After freaking out about hurricane Ida we check in on Joe Rogan's Corona and then learn our fellow Scotsman Matty hasn't watched the best Glaswegian sitcom of all time, Still Game.

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I never asked for a free ride Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
At least I showed up.
You showed me nothing at all.
It's coming down on me.
Water like misery It's coming down on me I'm ready rain on I'd rather be dry but At least I'm alive Rain on me I'd rather be dry but At least I'm alive Rain on me Rain
on me Rain on me Whoa Oh, it's a bad I'd rather be dry But at least I'm alive Rain on me.
That was, of course, legendary Frankie Grande, Ariana Grande's brother, who I think might be gay.
What gave you that impression?
I have a super advanced gaydar.
I can just tell.
And I look at him and I feel the vibes.
And I'm like definitely, well I shouldn't say definitely, nothing's definite, but definite gay vibes.
Look at this interview.
Now, tell me if this confirms my suspicions.
I sent it to him in another email.
He was on ABC, USA Today, ABC, NBC, Morning America, fuckin' waking up and having a coffee and gossiping instead of working.
Being a mom is the toughest job.
You can tell by the TV they watch.
As we're working our asses off.
As you're driving a truck through torrential rainfall having to go down an exit in the opposite direction.
They're at home watching this after having prepared some school lunches.
Frankie Grande.
I'm totally supportive of my sister and her Thank U, Next.
I know and you're such a good friend too.
She loves you and she loves your support.
Thank you, Next.
Thank you.
Next.
Thank you.
Next.
Was it good?
I was like kind of on tune.
Yeah, you were.
You did an amazing job.
- These are minstrels.
- Aw, thank you. - Sing it for us.
Go ahead, we got Frankie Grande.
- Hey everybody. - That was Gigi Hadid backstage at Victoria's Secret.
- Like, just pause.
Say he's going through cancer treatment or, uh, he's, you know, say he's, uh, abandoned on a cliff for three days.
He's not talking like that.
He's not like, oh my God, you guys, I need to get some food or something.
Cause I'm literally, like literally, literally, literally starving to death.
So it's an affectation and it's annoying.
Anyway, go back.
Frankie covered it for us.
You recently revealed also that you are part of a throuple.
Don't tell us more.
Did you just merge?
Did you just merge?
He puts his paws down like that?
What is that?
I'm a puppy?
I can't even describe it.
So it's confirmed.
My suspicions were correct.
He is a gay.
A couple.
Yes, a throuple.
So I'm dating two married men.
They're wonderful.
Mike and Daniel, a doctor and a lawyer.
You got both.
I love it when normal people try to make homosexuality normal too.
And they're like, I'm married.
I mean, I'm dating a married couple.
No, you're not.
They're not married.
None of this is real.
You're gays.
You have your own world going on.
I'm not trying to ban it.
It's none of my beeswax, but it's not a normal world.
No one's dating a married couple here on earth.
No.
It's fake.
You're LARPing.
You're playing house.
Oh, you got a doctor and a lawyer.
You got both.
That's exactly like when my mother said to me as a young lady that I should marry a doctor or a lawyer.
It's the same.
Yeah.
It's just the same.
You're just gays.
They're just like us.
What are you doing?
Keep going.
I got both and also like I've been single for nine years so like I was I'm very Japanese anime.
I was very open to the possibilities of like you know like what does love look like like what could love be?
Oh they went to Harry Potter together because they're pedophiles.
It was like we met each other and it was a good common interest like.
Who hit on who though?
We all loved dicks.
Grande Love?
Frankie Grande or Grande Love?
What the fuck is his name even now?
No, no, no.
His name's Frankie Grande.
This is like a subhead.
They're wasting their lower third with just random crap.
He gives subhead.
Well, I was, I was hosting a charity gathering.
Meanwhile, all three of those hosts are purposely blocking out the intercourse that goes on with this thruple and the disgusting jizz baths they have.
And the black guy is like, this is disgusting.
The black guy's like, I quit.
I'll go to church and shit.
Do I have to sit here for this one?
He's like, the guys are going to fucking rig me over the coast.
Who do you think the lucky Pierre is in that group?
Ugh.
And they were at the front table, right in the front.
So it was kind of like those cosmic, like, sparks.
Yeah, you were batting those eyelashes.
Oh, how romantic.
Yeah, those cosmic sparks, you know.
Batting my eyelashes hard, I was!
Frankie, who pays?
Like, so when you go out, do you have to treat, like, how, is there, is there, like, a leader?
No, no, actually, I mean, they do take care of me a lot.
They do, they do pay for things a lot, which is what we do.
Yeah, because you're a whore.
He's a dildo.
You're a fucking human dildo.
You loser piece of garbage trash.
You know, you think you meet the biggest heterosexual slut woman in the world and you're like, "Oh God, this is so sad.
Your poor father." Then you meet a gay slut and it's just like, you're barely human.
You know what, he's sub Dan Harmon's real doll.
Because that thing, it doesn't have volition to walk out of this situation.
They're kind of the same as real dolls.
Do they have souls?
Do they go to heaven?
Do they go to hell?
How do they clean you out, Frankie?
They use a hose, they drag me onto a...
Yeah, it's pretty new for us as a society and it's new for these dumb fucking bitch glamour housewives and this poor black dude pretending that it's not disgusting and wrong and doomed, invariably doomed.
It's not like they're gonna have a happy family and be around in 20 years.
Anyway, that brings us to the normal world.
As a conservative, as a normal, right-of-center human being, as a not-lefter, you want to meet someone.
I was just working on this project today and I was talking about Deplorable and Night for Freedom, Night of Freedom that Cernovich put on, where after Trump was elected, young conservatives wanted to meet and romance.
And Antifa was outside hurling bottles, batteries, feces, Uh, piss, sending Antifa down, demanding they come downstairs and be killed.
At one point this old Jewish guy said, alright, I'll come outside, I didn't do anything wrong.
They beat him mercilessly into cardiac arrest, strangled him.
David Campbell, the Antifa responsible, spent a year in Rikers, where he is right now, serving his sentence.
Pathetic sentence, it's no Max and John for four years.
But anyway, the point is, as a conservative it's hard to find someone if you don't live in the deep south, then go to Omega Church.
Drome is here to meet your needs.
It's the place to meet conservative girls.
Most dating apps are terrible.
There's superficial face swiping apps and then there are the quote-unquote expert matching apps.
Both usually waste your time.
The solution is values-based matching.
If you're right wing, things probably aren't going to work out with someone who's a total lefty.
Same with religion, lifestyle, how to raise children, and other core conservative values.
Sure, the right person might change to meet you where you are in life, but why not just find the perfect match from the start?
Drome is the best free, new, values-based dating app.
You pick deal breakers and deal makers.
There are no experts in match percentages, and you don't have to addictively check the app.
As soon as someone matches your deal breakers and deal makers, and you match theirs, you get a notification.
If you don't find a deal breaker or a deal maker that's important to you, you can add your own anonymously.
Drome is also video only for more human interactions.
Go to drome.date slash Gavin in your phone's browser.
Click the iOS or Google button to install and use the invite code Gavin to set up.
If you're already matched up, tell your friends and get your boyfriend or girlfriend to tell their friends.
That's drome.date slash Gavin.
Drawm.
Design and meet your perfect match.
It's free to use.
That's drawm.date slash Gavin.
You know, my wife, well, she was a liberal.
I don't know what she is now.
Now that these liberal nut bars have terrorized our family for five years.
But back when I met my wife, And sort of for all of American history, outside of the Vietnam War I assume, I don't remember those years, it didn't really matter what your political proclivities were, because we weren't in the midst of an American divorce.
So you'd meet a girl, you could say something like fucking close the borders, speak English.
I used to wear a shirt that said speak English, had an American flag on it.
I made it myself.
And everyone would just roll their eyes, oh Gav!
What will he think of next, that nut?
And now, you know, you wear a MAGA hat in New York City and it's either fight or, at best, kick me out of the bar.
Remember Jovi Val, who was caught wearing a MAGA hat at a bar?
He got bottled in the face.
His face was slit open.
PTSD.
He got it repaired by a MAGA surgeon.
What?
It was all over the New York Post.
And then Jovi went insane and became a real Nazi, a bonafide Nazi.
Jesus.
He became emotionally disturbed, I think, from the attention, from the whole thing, from the attack.
PTSD.
What?
PTSD.
PTSD.
Well, he became kind of ostracized amongst his Puerto Rican friends for being pro-Trump, and they drove him out.
And then he just became a Nazi. - See.
This shirt I'm wearing is not sitting well with me.
I feel like a mime.
Yeah, there he is.
I was like, he was really, really upset about it.
Like, oh dude, it's cool, you have a cut.
All women get sopping wet when they see a facial scar.
He's like, yeah, I'll give you one then!
And that's when I thought, uh oh, are we starting to lose this guy?
He's getting a bit mental.
Now he wears an actual swastika medallion and goes to protest with a swastika sign while the rest of us are going, we're not Nazis, you're getting it all wrong.
He's like, no, you got it right.
- I'm a Puerto Rican Nazi. - Jesus. - In the news, by the way, we have torrential rainfall.
Last night, I drove home to check my house.
My wife's out of town, I was working late.
It was like a, you know those maze games you play?
Where you go, no I can't go that way, that's a dead end.
So I take the maze home, and I see a puddle near my house.
I think I can do this.
I'm in a small car, BMW.
I rocket through the puddle, Then there's a second one.
I'm right next to my house, but there's a big-ass puddle there, and I just go, hey, kid, you got this?
What's that from?
Knight Rider.
Whoa!
Yep.
Not bad for a young buck.
Yep.
Knight Rider.
How do you know that?
Well, you know, everyone knows the Hoff.
I love 30 year olds.
To be honest, it's from I love the 80s from VH1.
Oh, they taught me a lot.
He taught me a lot.
It's not really knowledge.
This is like today, we're in the car, because I'm dealing with getting this car towed.
I'm ruining the end of the story.
But I go, he goes, I love Costco.
I save so much money on gas.
And I go, okay.
And he goes, hey, you know what?
Next time we need Gatorade, just let me know and I'll get some.
I'm like, what do you mean?
We always need Gatorade.
We have a storage room.
Next time you're there, buy some Gatorade.
Okay, well give me some money and I'll buy some.
And I go, you can just buy it and I'll pay you back, whatever, the company will pay you back.
He goes, okay, I can do that on consignment if you want.
I'm like, that's not what consignment means.
Consignment is when you get something for free and then you sell it, then you give the money back.
No.
Isn't it?
No.
It's like if I had a motorcycle and Gavin says, hey let me try to sell the bike for you, I give it to Gavin on consignment.
He takes possession of it, tries to sell it, and then pays me.
I get like 20, I don't know, 10 to 20 percent.
Yeah.
If you have a store, Then you can either buy merchandise and fill it up with merchandise that you bought and now you want to make your money back.
Or you don't own it.
Like a pawn shop.
And then you fill it with other people's property.
You sell it and then you take a commission.
So it's there on consignment.
Why am I explaining this?
There's not a lot of 12 year olds up right now.
There shouldn't be.
It's your bedtime kids.
But I hit the second one and Kit did not have my back.
He let me down and I heard a bang!
I felt a bang too.
Now the bang is one of two things.
One is I drifted off and I couldn't see the edge and I hit a curb.
I don't think there's big curbs there.
So that's a concern.
I thought it was my rim hitting the curb.
The other possibility is I got air sucked into the intake and I got, what's it called?
Hydro lock.
And one of the pistons just drove through the engine wall.
In which case, the car is toast.
Yep.
Now I got insurance.
I'll just, I'll get a new one of equal value, but still feels like a big deal for a puddle to end your, I think that car was like.
like 45 grand, 40, 45, 45, 45, 45.
$40,000?
$45,000?
But I'm, I, I got off easy judging by the newspapers today.
I was just reading about some Asian guy in Queens, 50 year old with a two year old.
They were just drowned in their apartment.
The whole family, they had one exit.
They weren't strong enough to open the door because it opens out and the water had filled up.
So it's like opening one of those emergency exit doors in a plane when it's in orbit, when it's in the air, they, they couldn't open it.
So he drizzound.
Yep.
Terrible.
I mean, part of your brain goes, maybe this is to weaken the blow and dilute the horror, but part of your brain goes, you couldn't have got out a little sooner?
Basement apartment?
Record-breaking rainfall?
You couldn't have?
Because there was a place in New Jersey where they got out, they go, this doesn't bode well, I think we might explode.
So they got out and hours later, boom!
Their whole house is gone.
Gone!
Gas leak, smithereens.
Oh, there was tons.
I was listening to the police scanner last night.
It was a disaster.
I don't get how there's so many explosions.
Like cars bursting into flames.
Yeah, the gas, oil tanks, the burners, the hot water heaters.
But how does a car burst into flames from getting too wet?
If the water knocks out the pilot lights, then gas is just filling up the house.
Right, I get that.
I get the house.
But the cars, like you... Show some of Matty's footage.
You had those cars on fire.
Where was that?
In Rye.
In Rye.
That was the windows breaking in the car.
Don't know what caused the fire.
I can't figure it out.
Because that's in the day.
Today, everything was dry as a boom.
But yeah, I know people who lost all their cars.
I lost a motorcycle.
Rest in peace.
That puppy?
That puppy there is submerged under probably six feet of water.
Right now?
No.
Today, yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
It hasn't drained?
Well, I guess it subsided a little bit, but it's still fucked.
Why did the guy build a motorcycle garage in the bottom of a crater?
Well, it's near one of my favorite places to eat Chipotle.
In that neighborhood.
Oh, really?
That neighborhood.
Look at that.
Where my motorcycle is, is the next block behind that.
That's a car wash.
So, by 95.
And if you zoom in, Rye, you see right next to that tree?
Oh yeah, zoom in closer.
That's a car floating.
Holy shit!
That's Mamaronek.
Yeah.
That is a car floating under the water.
So that building there, it's toast.
That's Yonkers, right?
Yeah, that's Central Avenue.
That's a video.
I mean, I think we got it as bad as NOLA.
That's insane.
That's a fucking major river.
And I'm naive, I always think, oh well, the car got wet, just drain it.
And then it'll run like new.
But, no.
All the electronics, everything in it?
Toast.
Toast.
The only, oh yeah, that's our buddy's.
That's our buddy's car.
Now he's insured, right?
Yeah.
That's his Mercedes that was fully submerged, like that car in the picture by the car wash.
Wow.
Yeah.
Pull up the Instagram account, whatisnewyork.
Oh yeah.
Because the subways in New York City... I gotta change this shirt.
I can't look at myself.
I feel like a dance instructor.
What is New York shows the New York City subways and I read a pretty good explanation of it.
They go, why aren't these things waterproof?
And someone goes, yeah, they're designed to handle the kind of storm that happens every 25-30 years.
This was a hundred year storm.
So, we can't design everything to be 100 year proof, although we used to.
Go to the top left.
Let's just go through them.
That one's stupid.
Next.
This one's weird.
What the fuck is he doing?
Digging drainage holes?
From where to where?
Oh, you know, looking at these videos, I realized there should be a product, an emergency product, that's like an anvil.
It's 240 pounds, and it's just rubber, and you can stick that in your toilet.
Ah, no good.
Wouldn't that explode the pipes?
Well, they go by the point of, for least resistance.
No, the pipes aren't gonna explode.
Oh, Jesus.
Fuckin' Queens got it bad.
Yeah, there was numerous reports of people like in there by that car wash where the car was floating.
People were getting rescued out of the speedway across the street from like the roof.
There's your invention.
People were getting evacuated from the second.
Look!
That's my invention, but an airtight sort of a foreskin seal at the base that goes And seals it.
And then the 240 pounds of lead.
That's gonna destroy that at the Quikrete.
Ugh.
But... Second floor water rescues were going on last night.
That's fucking crazy.
Go to the next one.
Ugh.
Look at that.
She's pushing the water down the stairwells.
I guess prevent it from going into her house oh right through the ceiling Keep going.
Wow, this is worse than sanding.
Yeah.
Like, Sandy was brutal for Breezy Point.
And, uh, you know, uh, Rockaways.
But we didn't get it so bad up here.
This has devastated Bronx, Westchester, everything.
Three people died in Westchester.
Really?
Yeah.
Two, uh, two Iona College professors never made it home.
Swept away.
They found the husband, they haven't found the wife yet.
I'm sorry, but I don't get that.
Well, their car got pinned against the pole and the guardrail.
I guess they decided to get out and try to seek higher ground and swept away.
Whoa.
You're not going to stop water.
No.
Yeah, I didn't think of that.
That Yonkers River that you showed from your phone, that's a current.
Yeah.
You can't, you can't walk through that.
Cars were literally getting picked up and floating down the street.
If there's one picture, there's like a big, huge ice machines outside of gas stations and a pallet of propane that just have lifted up and floated down and then the waters receded.
And look at that.
Yeah.
Not a fun time in the old New York last night.
I said to my mechanic, I go, I heard a bang and he's like, uh, that's a write-off.
And I'm like, no, no, no, I could've hit the curb.
And he goes, dude, what was it like when you opened the door and got out?
I go, two salad bowls of water came into the front.
And he's like, yeah, it's gone.
Goodbye.
There's the ice machine and the pallet of, uh, oh.
Well, so I couldn't get to bed last night because the adrenaline of dealing with all this shit was so intense that my heart was fucking pounding.
A Connecticut State Trooper got killed, too.
He drowned.
Oh, really?
Yep.
Uh, where were you?
Home.
Well, I was- You're on pretty high ground.
At the lo- yeah.
I was at the local watering hole until about 10.
And then I got a phone call around midnight that my buddy was stuck in a puddle.
His car died.
He needed to get picked up.
So, I got out of bed and went and saved our buddy and drove him home.
Which was a feat in itself, trying to navigate the local roads.
Cause they were so- Yeah.
No, driving was incredibly complicated because as you're driving and thinking of your routes, you're imagining them in your head and picturing what is the, what has the highest ground.
Yeah.
So you got this topographical map in your head of various heights.
Yeah.
Wow.
Look at that.
I think we beat New Orleans for once in the devastation Olympics.
All right, let's get to other news.
Nita Fashions.
Is what I always wear on this show.
You go to NitaFashions.com, right?
N-I-T-A.
That's the URL.
But I've noticed that our viewers like to go to the Instagram and talk to them that way.
The owner of the Nita Fashions, which is the founder's son, very chatty guy.
He wants to know about why you watch this show, what you like, what you don't like.
He always sends me this data.
He's like, your viewers want to talk about Religion more and your faith and they say you've been very misunderstood, but I Had never worn tailored clothes before I started Appearing on Fox News and one of the producers there turned me on to this guy back before when they before the pandemic obviously when they would go to a hotel room and they just have people come in all day measuring them up, but they can still do this virtually and And this is the old school real tailors.
You'll pay five to seven grand for this level of expertise here in America.
I guess I'm not being very isolationist and nationalistic when I say 800 bucks.
And the other problem with this level of tailoring in America is it's almost impossible to find.
This trade is dying out.
And if you're rich, it's a great place to set up a whole litany of suits.
When you get too fat, they let them out.
When you lose weight, they can take them in.
And if you're not rich, you should have one great suit.
One quality shirt for events, for funerals and weddings and shit like that.
It really, it's not remotely uncomfortable.
The reasons you don't like suits and you prefer t-shirts and sweatpants is because your suits don't fit.
When you wear these suits, when you wear these shirts, you feel like you're wearing PJs.
I put them on for the show and I don't take them off after the show because I don't notice that I'm wearing a tie and a blazer.
I mean, and there's something painfully unprofessional about people who don't do their top button.
They look like posers.
They look insincere.
If they're working with clients, whether you're a lawyer or a salesman, you come across as disorganized and kind of a pussy that doesn't have your shit together.
When you have your top button up with your tie snug against your neck, And everything fits.
You seem organized.
It conveys a sense of order to the client, to the customer, which is what you need to make money.
I don't want to give you my money.
Trust you with my money if you don't know what the fuck you're doing.
Maybe these shirts are bothering me so much, Ryan, because the lighting is weird.
And it's too dark.
Are all the lights on?
Yeah.
All right.
So needafashions.com.
You can DM them through Instagram.
They have a Twitter account, too, I assume you can DM them in.
And they'll set up an appointment to measure you, give you your pajamas.
You can have a $50 shirt.
You can have a $150 shirt.
It's all up to you.
And once they get your sort of blueprint, then they can just send you text textiles, swatches, or you can look at them online and just say, what about a fucking plaid suit?
Boom.
It arrives from FedEx ready to rock.
All right, we have a brief moment to discuss various news incidents.
Oh, and then we'll get straight to the letter.
But before we do, Joe Rogan got COVID.
And the left is furious with him for pushing false information.
The lies and false information are... Well, see if you can pull up his announcement.
These are the horrible, bullshit things Joe Rogan is saying that the left has decided are incredibly dangerous.
And we have journalists, everyone from journalists to Antifa to various left-wing pundits screaming blue murder at this man for saying what the fuck just happened to him.
Got up in the morning, got tested, and turns out I got COVID.
So we immediately threw the kitchen sink at it.
All kinds of meds.
Monoclonal antibodies, ivermectin, Z-Pak, prednisone, everything.
And I also got an NAD drip and a vitamin drip, and I did that three days in a row.
So here we are on Wednesday.
And I feel great.
Well, Colbert's right.
He looks really bad.
He has all kinds of shit shooting out of his face.
Right.
So, point taken, Stephen Colbert.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Joe Rogan didn't say, take this shit.
He didn't say, it's a miracle cure.
He said, I got this disease.
I'm acknowledging it exists, by the way.
I chose this particular treatment.
I had a bad day and then I had two good days.
Here's the crazy part that the fascist left doesn't understand.
Take from that what you will.
Pretty simple folks.
Hate it.
Call it bullshit.
Say I would have had a better time if I had been vaccinated or if I had done your treatment.
That's fine.
That's your right.
I have a take on it personally.
I have a feeling that he would have had the exact same progress with nothing.
I've heard of the bad day, and then the better day, and then the okay day, and then the fine.
That seems to be the general story with healthy people.
That's my personal opinion.
You know the real tea?
This nigga's vaccinated.
Oh he is?
So what the fuck?
Isn't he vaccinated?
I don't know.
I'm vaccinated.
I'm pretty sure he's vaccinated.
No, I don't think he is.
Look it up.
That's a major detail.
Here's another deal.
They make him look all pale and shitty, and this is the original video.
Look at that.
And then Colbert did the same thing.
That's amazing.
Yeah, he looks dead.
And then he looks like a dead worm in that first pic.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Remember they did that with that bomber?
Yeah, he made it white.
Who was a relatively olive-skinned half Filipino Samoan something.
Filipino.
Who had Trump shit all over his car and was bombing things.
And you look at the media and he looks like he's just been on a hell of a suntan burner.
And then you see normal pictures of him.
No, sorry, the opposite.
He looks incredibly pale.
And then you see other pictures of him and you realize that he's a very dark dude.
Yeah.
Like The Rock.
After a vacation kind of skin color.
Well, find out if he's vaccinated.
That's a crucial detail.
It said he dismissed vaccination as they're urging people.
Maybe they speculate.
No, he hasn't revealed if he's vaccinated.
Well, he's always said no because he supplements, he does a regimen of supplementation and he's a very physically fit person.
He says, no way, I'm getting vaccinated.
It's safe to assume that he is, says this one thing, because he has to do all the, everybody who has to do the UFC things have been vaccinated, right?
Remember that being a whole thing?
Yeah, but he also could have a fake card.
Dana White specifically said he goes there's be no vaccination mandates.
Yeah, Ryan.
You got to look at the sources too.
You're looking at distractify.com Yeah, Dana White has specifically said that there is going to be no vaccination mandate within the USA.
Huh?
Okay, well That's all the news we have to say today is that New York got rained out and Joe Rogan is in trouble for telling the truth.
Let's fucking get into this mail B. Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Maddie Knife Quiz.
Dear Maddie, why are you such a pussy?
I'll meet you anytime.
I'm actually on my way to the studio now to kick the shit out of you.
I know where you live.
No, just kidding.
Maddie, I think you probably have good taste in knives considering you have had a karambit.
Yeah.
What's a karambit?
It's a knife.
It's curved.
It's a curved blade.
That's when I said, I know you're the cops, and they go, he's bad news.
And I go, why?
And he goes, he opened the door when we came by his house and he had a knife to kill us.
And then you go, no, I had a karambit.
It severs tendons.
It's totally legal.
And I didn't know who was at the door.
Who's knocking on my door at four in the morning?
You're both right.
Yes, I have many karambits.
Okay, so this viewer would like you to... What do you think of my knives?
Are you a fan of cold steel?
Yeah, cold steel's a good blade.
Carbon blades.
Very sharp knives.
Uh, are they, like, uh, metal detector proof?
Uh, the one that... the one that I opened the door with when the police were there that day, that was one you... it was, uh, you can get through metal detectors with it.
But... That was actually a cold steel, too.
Carbon alerts... Like, when I think of carbon, I think of cold.
Oh, no, no, that's carbon steel.
Oh, okay.
The one I had was a polycarbonate, like a... Right there, that's the one I had.
And that's plastic?
No, no.
That one's not because it's got a sharp blade on it.
I can see the blade is sharpened.
But those are karambits.
But some plastic ones, they'll shred you, kill you, cut you to pieces.
Absolutely.
You see that one right there?
Well, right there doesn't work when we're looking at 200 pictures.
No, no, no.
Right there.
This one?
Yeah, it's like that, but it's made of composite material.
Extremely sharp though.
So it could easily kill someone?
Yeah, absolutely.
Hmm.
I should take it next time I visit guys in prison.
So what do you think of this guy's knife collection?
Yeah, something there.
Nice.
No, any better than that.
You know, see that one on the bottom left?
I've seen that confiscated at Antifa rallies by the police in Portland.
Right.
And I find it a particularly disturbing weapon because it implies that normal knives just can't get deep enough.
I really want to get in there and grind!
I'm not satisfied with just simply lacerating someone.
Yeah.
They're abnormally sadistic.
Okay, I just realized we've gone too long for the freebie shit.
So now we're going to continue with some letters and take some calls and have a surprise that I'm not going to tell the freeloaders.
Only people who pay $10 a month for censored.tv will get this surprise.
When we first started this, I was doing this show an hour and 20 minutes a day.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
That was it.
$10 a month.
Now, you could not possibly watch all the content we have on this network.
It's a YouTube.
And, you get 2, 4, 6, 8.
Two hours a day from me Monday to Friday.
So it just keeps adding up!
In fact, I'm getting a little insecure because I get pushed down by all the new content and people have to go to get off my lawn to see today's episode.
But we've got Katie Hopkins, Dusty Bogan, two Jim Gold shows.
Larry Barnes, Candace Owens, Wayne Dupree, Cornel West.
The variety goes on and on and on and it's only begun.
Now that we've set up this new studio, we're going to be doing a lot more sit-downs with various guests and having long Joe Rogan-like episodes where we get deep, deep into things and say horrible things like the truth.
So freebie guys, goodbye.
I'm going to bid fake adieu to the rest of you and say get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
Living in a world where no one's innocent.
Let home.
Oh well, at least we tried.
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