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Sept. 1, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S04E24 - COURTNEY LOVE IS ANGRY
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGuinness.
So take it up, you're gonna take it up, you're gonna take it for you.
A gloomy day, you had your head down.
So I went off and turned it all around.
I broke my foot, but I do it again.
She looked me up and down, and then she started to laugh.
This is how we get by, giving it another try.
I lost my head, but I do it again.
I was that guy in high school who didn't have a pen or paper or read the book.
Yeah, I don't need 37.
Pick.
I picked this one.
Hello, folks.
That was Still Woozy.
A guy, I think he's out of Brooklyn.
I don't know.
It's weird.
When I was a young man, you defined bands by where they're from.
Oh, whole.
They're from Olympia.
They're from the Pacific Northwest.
Okay, they're grunge.
I got it now.
But I think in the age of the internet, you're not influenced by the bands in your immediate vicinity.
So you just go for what sounds you like.
I'm noticing that with accents, too.
Like the black people in Seattle are starting to sound like black people in Baltimore.
Whereas before, if you grew up in a white city like Seattle, you spoke white, like Tom Morello.
He didn't grow up in Seattle, but he sounds like a nerd when he talks.
Because he is.
I was going to play whole because I have a really stupid irrelevant story.
Oh, make me over.
My monitors were showing mountains.
I kind of like it.
Isn't it weird, by the way, how Courtney Love was a really good songwriter when Kurt Cobain lived in her house?
And then after he allegedly blew his head off, she stopped being good at writing songs.
What a coincidence.
I think she was depressed.
But she wasn't good at writing songs before she met Kurt.
She's a psycho dude.
I've sort of known her, traveled in her circles.
There was a band called Babes in Toyland, and they dressed kind of like little, cutie, little dolly girls.
It was almost like a mall goth kind of thing.
And Courtney Love thought, that's a good look.
And she just stole the woman's whole vibe.
And that was disturbing because it was a very particular look they had.
And that was when they went on tour.
And she's like, no, that's my look now.
Yeah, there they are.
Very hot.
That's where Courtney stole her look from.
But go back to celebrity skin.
So that was our girl from our hometown.
We all lived in this one apartment block in Montreal across from our bar, the Biftech, and it was called Grunge Estates.
And then Courtney heard Melissa's band and said, you're moving to New York.
We're signing you.
You're awesome.
That's her in the red hair.
Cool chick.
Way too into astrology for my taste, but I like her.
And all the guys were freaking the fuck out.
Because it happened occasionally.
There was a dude, Dave, was plucked out of Montreal and joined this band, The Unsane.
And then she, and they were so mad that it didn't happen to them.
And there was this guy, Mark, he goes, yo, I actually, you know, what percentage of the songs do you write yourself?
Melissa, we're in her apartment.
And she goes, not a lot, none.
I mean, I just play the bass.
And he goes, yeah, I couldn't do that.
I was like, whoa, someone sounds real jealous.
And he goes, what the fuck did you just say?
What?
And I go, you, he was one of these little loser nerds who's in a band and he thinks he's tough and you can't talk to me that way kind of guys.
They were common in Montreal.
And I go, you sound jealous because you are, dude.
And then he leaves in a rage.
And about two hours later, I'm walking.
Montreal apartments are weird.
To discourage infidelity, the stairs are outside.
So you'd see the guy sneaking upstairs to be with the maid or the nanny or the au pair.
What?
So they're very vertical.
And these stairs, this is a more modern one.
So he's waiting outside on the stairs.
And I come down and he'd just been sitting there for two hours waiting to talk to me.
And he goes, what you said was really fucked up.
It was disrespectful to me and to my band.
And you were trying to humiliate me in front of Melissa.
And he didn't even want to fight.
He just was making it clear that I was in big trouble.
You have hurt me today.
I just laughed in his face.
I said, get the fuck out of my way, Mark.
And walked on.
But anyway, the reason I bring all this up, all this important information, is to tell you about the dumbest controversy ever.
But don't worry, it's going to get relevant.
So Olivia Rodrigo, another one of these child actress, is.
She's a woman now.
She's 18, 19.
And she did an album cover that looks like this horrible prom scene from the horror movie Carrie, right?
Carrie is, what was her name, Sissy Spacek?
She thinks everyone loves her, and then they pour pig's blood on her.
That kind of thing.
So I guess Courtney, like, it's kind of a feminist movie in a way, because she gets revenge on them all.
So Courtney Love did it first with her album that we just heard from.
And now, whatever it is, 20 years later, Olivia's doing it.
And our crazy friend Courtney's not happy.
Go to 1-4.
Courtney Love accuses Olivia of copying Live Through This Album cover.
But you copied it from Carrie.
So it's an homage to your homage.
Like, you could have an Animal House album cover if someone else had already done that, couldn't you?
A Scarface?
How many Scarface references have we seen, especially in rap?
Or The Godfather?
How many millions of times have we seen that?
So Courtney Loves a retard.
And once again, these weirdos are doing, are accusing other people of what they do best.
I'm convinced all her songs were written by Kurt Cobain, A. B, this thing that she thinks is her idea is just someone else's idea that she duplicated.
I told you that ancient story about who's that British guy you have a crush on, Alan Partridge?
Steve Coogan?
Steve Coogs.
How she had cops put a tracking device under his car.
I got to write that down in my good stories list.
I'm putting together a note of great stories because I've got some doozies.
But you've heard it before, right?
He got pulled over for drunk driving.
He wasn't drunk driving.
And all of a sudden she knew exactly where he was.
And he realized that she had somehow, I don't know, blew the cops, bribed the cops, done something to have them put a tracking device under his car.
Crazy fucking.
Once you get kook and you don't let him go.
He was going through a brutal, at the time, a brutal heroin and coke thing where he would fuck hookers in a hotel room for days until you walk in and it just reeks of cum, beer, and cigarettes.
Ashtrays piled up.
And you know he's doing the fucking the what's the impression that he does?
Michael Kane.
He's just high and doing Michael Kane and being fun.
He's probably awesome to hang out with.
Yeah, that's a great theory, Detective Shitty.
I'm on who in right now.
He seems like a great dude.
Yes.
I love the trip.
Remember, we rise at dawn.
Tomorrow, we ride at daybreak.
Maybe about noonish.
The crack of 10.
So, yeah, so she's got a big hit out now, and it's sort of like prom-themed.
It's got 15 million views.
And listen to this.
It's just non-music.
One thing I always hated about other countries is all their music sucks.
And young people like shitty music.
Like, if you go to Sicily, where the zips are from, and you see some like normal 18-year-old in a car with his friends, and you go, okay, there'll be something's going to be really thumping.
It's going to really slap.
And it's like, ciao desotio charinga.
Like gay opera shitty music.
Same with China, same with Poland.
They all listen to shit music.
And then you tune into American pop.
Exact same shit.
Mexico?
Mexico?
How could you ever take your life seriously when you're hearing salsa and merengue?
Salsa's nice.
Cuban music.
Salsa has feeling to it.
Shut up.
Fuck off.
Let's hear this piece of shit.
It's just a non-song.
Is it actually a non-song?
Because it's like a music.
I don't hear anything.
Do you have your volume off?
Dip shit?
Okay.
We're experiencing technical difficulties.
Okay, there we go.
You jump in like a third.
So I guess she got done.
That's the hook.
That's supposed to be the awesome part where your heart just pops.
Didn't you still dancing in choreographed ways?
We had finished dancing.
We should just stop dancing.
Like you can dance at a party, but choreograph dance?
Choreographers, I think that job is done, is it not?
Anyway, this is where it gets interesting.
Oh, wait, wait, one more thing about her, though.
She recently was, like last week, was bitching about how when I was young, because I'm Mexican, I'm not white, I'm just a brown person.
And look at her.
What is brown about this woman?
She's a pretty white girl.
She grew up thinking only white girls could be pop stars.
You know, white girls.
Like Aretha Franklin, Jay-Z, Beyonce.
She's like 18 years old.
So we're starting in like 2000, right?
No, 2002, whatever.
What are you talking about?
Whitney Houston?
Mariah Carey.
Like, they're definitely disproportionately non-white in the early aughts.
But this is...
Now, we've had a bunch of fluff.
I like to start with the fluff.
Oh, by the way, that was another thing in Candyman.
They were like, they love us for our creations, but they don't love us.
Because Candyman, the original Candyman in the 1800s, was a painter, and he was like so good.
I was like, oh, yeah.
He was probably the best.
When you get to the roots of the KKK, it's really just people who love black art and are jealous.
Yeah.
That's what I find.
Because you go to their homes and you see nothing but black artists, and they're always listening to rap.
Yeah, so that's just a dumb thing to say.
But this is where it gets good, okay?
And this is kind of back to my War on Kids thing from yesterday.
Remember those slut shoes she had, Ward of the White House?
Which I would be remiss if I didn't say it gives me a coconut smashing boner.
Black socks and heels is my Achilles heel.
The idea of fornicating with a woman who's wearing just that and maybe like a little white tee, it makes me want to, it makes my penis cry.
But I don't like that we have these child stars who grow up and then they're trying to differentiate themselves from their past so they dress like whores.
Like those are porn heels, right?
They would not look remotely at a place at a strip club.
Correct?
I think they're born of a strip club.
That's strip club fashion.
Yeah, that's like that, those would look totally normal in a porn.
And the black socks are extra slutty, saucy, Italian, hoary.
Even hookery, like walking the street hookers.
Yeah.
That was 1-7, right?
So then you go to 1-8, and it's the same with Ariana Grande.
So they take these Disney stars, and then they go, okay, I want to be a woman now.
I'm going to have to whore it up so you don't confuse me with the little kid.
But we do confuse you with the little kid because we saw you as a little kid.
And then you Google image any of these people and you see me as a whore, me as a little kid.
Me as a whore, me as a little kid.
It's almost like you're trying to create pedophiles.
Like, you see that little kid?
Okay, now imagine her a little older with thigh-high slut boots.
Like, Google image young Ariana Grande.
You'll see her, and it'll be juxtaposed.
It's almost like, you know how they try to DG people?
And they're like, this is a hot slut.
Get horny.
This is like, here's a little, look at that one with her ass out.
Go back.
See that one right next to me with her ass out?
Yeah.
That is literally juxtaposed with her as a cute little eight-year-old.
Hello.
Want to fuck me?
So what are you saying, Gavin?
You're saying that a child star can't grow up and have a career as a singer?
Pretty much.
Yep.
I'm saying you definitely can't go the whore route.
You got to stay wholesome at best.
They've been doing this for a while with Christina Aguilera.
She was all these Disney girls.
Those are the most prized possession chicks.
I want you to know me as Miley Cyrus.
Look at Mile Cyrus.
Miley Cyrus British.
She's a cute little fun chick.
And then she's like nude on a wrecking ball, and Terry Richardson has his dick out.
Okay, I don't know if he had his dick out, but he did direct that video before he was canceled.
What's 19?
Like, I remember seeing this video.
Yeah, look at her.
That's how you know her.
And then she's got the thigh-high boots.
It's a little depraved, is it not?
I remember this video for the Macarena, and it's like, and it was these super hot, sexy, prostitute-looking women, which is my cup of tea.
And they've got the shoes on, the fingerless gloves, and the short shorts and the tiny skirts.
And then it cuts to those exact same outfits.
I don't think that's it.
It's like five models.
It's a really old one.
And then it cuts to those same outfits on little versions of the girls who were like six.
So it's like, get horny, look at me, look at me.
Okay, now imagine me as a little kid in the same outfit.
Want to fuck me yet?
Now, oh, that might be it.
Yeah, I think this is it.
So have you seen kids?
Maybe I was seeing like a kids version.
Like a gap commercial.
I know what you're talking about.
I feel like I've seen it.
Yeah, it looks exactly like this, and then they cut to kids.
Maybe it's a split second in this.
Anyway, that's what they're doing now.
Now, you juxtapose that with the old days with Shirley Temple, and she came out as a cute little kid.
I've included a montage of her.
And everyone went, that's an adorable little child.
She's singing a cute song on the good ship.
Lollipop, I'm a little kid, and I'm really cute.
And she, you know, was an integral part of American culture in the 20s?
30s?
And we all knew her as cute.
And then as she got older, she wanted to continue her acting career.
It was very lucrative.
And she wanted to play the love interest in movies.
And you know what America said?
Nah, that's gross.
Sorry.
I think if you as a little kid and now like you're making out with a guy and he wants to marry you, I mean, we want young girls to grow up and get married.
But like when I know you and you're in the thing as the cute little kid and then I see you taller making out with a dude, it sketches me out.
So go have a nice life, but you're a kid in our eyes.
Which brings us to the war on kids.
We've got to get Jose to make a war on kids background because this is becoming a central theme of the show.
We'll start with yet another mentally ill teacher on TikTok.
I think there's an infinite amount.
And the reason that these are telling, by the way, these videos is cops can't say anything.
Remember there was that Marine who said, I don't know, man, I did all my service and now all our guys are dead there.
It makes me doubt.
I can't remember exactly what he said, but he was disappointed in Biden and what happened in Afghanistan.
It was a very clean thing.
Fired.
You have a cop come on and say, oh, LeBron James, can you tell me what to do in this situation?
Mocking LeBron James for wanting to endanger cops' life.
Fired.
But teachers can just sit there and talk shit.
Well, they could until now.
Like they're slowly, that one who said, I have kids pledge allegiance to the trans flag, she has been, she's no longer teaching.
Do you know what that means?
Ryan?
She's in an administrator role now.
Yes.
She's, well, worse, she's in a rubber room.
So they just, they don't fire them.
They just put them in a room and they just sit there and sleep and look at their phones.
That's fired when you're a teacher.
That's how strong the unions are.
And that is why, that is why, that is why.
You are my shimmy-doo-be-doo.
Yeah.
That is why our children are being indoctrinated with socialism.
Because the unions, the teachers' unions are the strongest unions in America on both sides.
They donate to both sides.
And what does a union do?
A union wants to self-preserve, right?
And so it wants more socialism, More communism, more pro-union stuff.
So it starts telling its teachers, you got to push this, you got to push this.
You're a union.
You see the stickers all over their cars, and to them, they've managed to, the unions, teachers' unions, have managed to brainwash the teachers into thinking they're like Carhartt wearing sledgehammer.
I'm a union man working on the railroads, not someone who works 180 days a year and goes home at 320.
And so when they're brainwashed, what do they talk about to the kids?
Communism, socialism.
And somehow that takes us to gender.
I don't quite get that.
But look at this silly cow.
Last night was summer camp and we had our award ceremony tonight and I got misgendered when they presented my award.
And I know they didn't do it on purpose.
Still stinks.
It doesn't make it hurt any less.
I ended up going in the bathroom and everyone's like, oh, he didn't do it on purpose.
She didn't do it on purpose.
But that means that I've been here for two months.
And still, there's a contrast.
She likes to be the girl.
And that's the world that's so, so full of me.
Let's just break this down for a second here.
So she's at a camp, maybe trying to make some extra money before school starts as a teacher.
I guess she's working more than 180 days a year.
And they're giving her an award.
And they called her she when she's he.
In other words, I'm crushed that you don't take me seriously because I pretended I was a dude and I look like a chick.
Like, that's like saying you're Batman.
And you're hurt that no one takes you seriously.
Secondly, why is it so traumatizing to be misgendered?
Like, I'm a dude.
Oh, sorry, I thought you were a chick because you are a chick and you look like a chick.
So I didn't get the memo or I forgot that you're pretending to be something else.
That really hurts.
Like, everyone must get your race wrong 100% of the time.
Who me?
Yeah, you must get misraced.
Yes, I do.
Every day.
I'm just happy to be acknowledged.
Like, yes, I am Chinese.
I used to be called Chinese all the time.
By black kids.
Did you go to the bathroom and cry?
Hell no.
I think someone has pronounced my last name correctly once in history.
That irks me for some reason.
You know who pronounces my name wrong?
Siri.
She calls me McGinnis.
Yeah.
It's aggravating.
Computers don't get it.
I'm aggravated because it's like a fun way to say it, like McInnes.
It's like funner to say that way, and people choose not to do that.
What's he barking at?
Probably something gay.
Let me see.
Should you go check it out?
He's getting real eager.
So yeah, these people make up these.
Oh, yes, it's very rainy today.
That's why I was wearing my Burberry trench coat.
Yeah, so they make this astrology shit about themselves and then get mad when you don't take it seriously.
That's not the way.
Why did you let him out, dumbass?
Do you not know how doors work?
But like, how does your brain work?
You take him into your office and then you don't close the door?
Help me out here.
You thought he'd close the door?
I don't understand.
There you go.
And that makes a click sound.
That's how doors work, folks.
And I didn't take a night course indoors.
I mean, I did take a night course that was indoors, but that's one word indoors.
I didn't actually learn about doors.
Anyway.
Also in the teacher child abuse news, our update on Gabriel.
So they have this black gotcha dude at Project Veritas, and they went to his house.
And the fantastic part about it is the first thing he says is, this makes me uncomfortable.
This is the guy who said we need to make people uncomfortable.
And so I put an Antifa flag in my classroom.
And when someone said it's uncomfortable, I said, well, that means you're a fascist.
So part of my job as a teacher is to make children uncomfortable.
What happens when it's turned on him?
We caught up with Guybe to ask for comments.
Gabriel, hello, how are you?
I'm good.
I am a journalist with Project Veritas.
I don't.
Well, I think that there's been a lot of uncomfortability in your classroom.
And you mentioned to one of our colleagues that you have 180 days to turn students into revolutionaries.
A student voiced their uncomfortability in your classroom with the Antifa flag.
Do you recall that?
This is meant to make fascist.
Just a little uncle.
He literally is dressed like Miles McInnes.
He's got the fucking glasses and everything.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's hot, Miles McInnes.
When I mean hot, I mean temperature-wise.
I'm definitely more attractive than him.
Actually, not definitely.
Uncomfortability is a word, right?
Let's see.
That would suck if that was their whole thing.
While you dig that up, I'll give you some good news.
Texas is making abortion illegal.
They're making it illegal to kill baby girls.
Baby boys, too.
Okay, good.
But when they say you can't kill babies, they mean both genders, male and female.
So this law says you can't kill baby girls, right?
And what's the feminist takeaway?
This is sexist.
I knew when Ruth Bader Ginsburg died, we were going to be in trouble.
And now they're repealing Roe v.
Wade.
You can still get an abortion.
Like, us pro-lifers are not thrilled with this.
You got six weeks to figure it out, bitch.
But I guess fat, lazy morons who don't know what a period is, you'd have to be, first of all, you have to be So fat, you don't know.
Well, I guess you wouldn't see much growth in six weeks, but a guy comes in you, you're not on birth control, you miss a period, you still got two weeks to go.
That's so fucking funny, so true.
I'll never understand the feminist take on abortion, it's an ethical thing.
Is it murder to abort a baby?
And about, women are about half and half on this subject, by the way.
I think about 55% of women are pro-choice.
So if you have pro-choice laws, like here in New York, you get an abortion at nine months.
I guess that means you can just have your baby and just chop its head off.
You are oppressing those women who feel that abortion is murder, that 45%.
And then on top of that, little tiny baby girls are being murdered.
So why is feminism sticking its nose into this?
It's about ethics and what a human is.
And I've always said, just like I want to get the racism debate down to just lower middle class blacks, American blacks who were born here and come from here, not Kamala Harris's, I'd like to get the abortion debate down to these kind of numbers,
six weeks when it has a heartbeat.
I think it's a human being on the date of inception, but at the very least, can we get it down to six to...
I think the earliest a premius survived is 27 weeks.
Look that up.
So 21, 6, like a matter of weeks.
I'll be happy if we can do that.
Nine months is New York and Canada.
Seems a little rich.
Does it not?
What does that say?
He was 18 weeks?
Celebrated his first birthday after beating zero odds of survival 131 days prior to expecting David.
That's such a frustrating way to phrase it.
Now I got to do crazy math.
How old was he?
Little guy?
Spent six months in the hospital.
131 days.
Okay, so wait.
So now we have to do 9 times 30, right?
270 minus 130, 132?
Right?
6, 2, 8, 3, 3, 1.
So he was about halfway through.
So that's a lot of weeks, isn't it?
San Antonio, 30.
21 weeks.
There we go.
Wow.
Yeah, they're usually around 21 weeks.
Any baby born before 37 weeks is pretty much.
So look, if a baby can live at 21 weeks and we've got this down to six, that's a huge victory.
I hope the pro-lifers are happy with this.
I know it's still murder, but it's a better murder.
Murder was just improved in Texas.
And then I thought at the end of my War on Kids thing, because it includes college, college kids, even though they're adults, although not so much these days.
This dude who had, I remember this two years ago, go to 2-4, Bobby Walker was having a talk for the College Republicans.
What school was that?
New York College Republicans.
Binghamton.
Oh, I think that was Columbia.
Oh, wait.
I'm seeing Binghamton.
Lawsuit against Binghamton.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
So they're doing a talk.
Yeah, that was it.
Dude, I think Sal was up there.
And Chadwick, I think, was?
I don't remember being there, but it's possible.
So he wanted to sue the school, and it's going to court.
Now, this should set a precedent.
And that means, remember, Ann Coulter was banned from Berkeley.
I went down and read her speech.
I would say I was banned because this is exactly what happened at my talk at NYU.
I was pepper sprayed, and then the professor was not willing to kick out the protesters that were screaming over top of me because he was a radicalizer himself.
Milo at Berkeley, Jesus, that was a doozy.
Charles Murray was physically attacked when he was leaving his school and a professor was hospitalized.
Look at this dude with the hands.
What are you doing?
What a weird beta male gesture that is.
The list goes on.
Is there an Israeli who was banned?
Hey.
My family is away visiting my in-laws.
So I've been alone.
And I bring my daughter's dog in, which is why you're hearing barks.
I had the craziest dreams last night.
I didn't drink very much.
Let me tell you about my drinking last night, okay?
Went to the pub, bought a Guinness pub cheeseburger, which was just, I mean, it was way too much meat.
I couldn't.
And then the fries were frozen, but I do get accosted.
I was accosted after the Mets game on Friday.
Did I tell you the story yet?
No.
It's like the same as it was when we were in Florida and it was all New Yorkers at that hotel.
He goes, proud of your boy.
So this guy walks by and he says something like, yeah, you don't seem very proud of your boy.
I go, what's the passive aggressive shit?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing?
And then they get defensive and they go, it's not passive aggressive.
I go, you got a problem with proud boys?
And he goes, yeah.
I go, what's your problem?
And then he doesn't say anything.
And they go, you got a problem with Antifa?
And he goes, I hate them too.
And I go, look, asshole, you want to fight?
We can fight.
You want to debate?
We can debate.
Otherwise, fuck off.
I don't need your little mumbles as you go by.
And then I was with the cops because it was a cop's birthday and they stood.
And then the other guy, He was related to the owners of the bar.
So then both sides were like, Nothing's going to happen.
I was so wasted, he probably could have won.
But then last night, I go to a different bar, and two strangers buy me beers.
So I've been made to be a very polarizing figure, which doesn't make any sense to me or you because you watch this show.
But I know I complain a lot, but there's also some bonuses with it.
But anyway, I had two beers, then a break, right?
That was at six, then a break, and then at seven, I had probably three buds and a maker's watching the Mets game, which I won $140 at.
Nothing wrong with that.
Then I came home and I had one maker's.
That's it.
So I consider that not drinking.
But I still was like, I couldn't sleep well probably because I, you know, when you taper off your alcohol intake, you don't sleep very well.
But so I was having these crazy half-awake dreams and I was talking to some boxing dude and he punched me.
Like we were in the ring.
We were going to spar later.
I didn't know we were enemies, but apparently we are.
I thought things were cool.
Dude, it was the weirdest thing I've ever experienced in a dream.
He punched me like a big body blow.
We weren't in the ring.
We were talking about sparring, moving around.
I woke up.
I went, uh.
I woke up from the punch.
And then totally disoriented, thinking, did someone sneak in my house and punch me?
Because it felt totally real.
But here's the other thing, the other dream I had.
And my dad always said, don't talk about your job, your mother, or your dreams.
Nobody cares.
But this one, remember that one we were talking about the other day where I thought the funniest thing in the world is how many people want money?
Eight?
Yes.
Well, this was the same, but it was a new brand.
It's a band.
Yeah.
It's a line of cigarettes.
It's a lifestyle.
And it's called fright sexuality.
What the fuck?
And I was just like, I was so impressed with this new thing.
Like, I don't know what it is.
It's a new, like, vice.
Fright sexuality.
What is it for rapists?
That never occurred to me.
I thought it was like sex pistols.
Like, it's got sex in it.
Like a ghost fetish?
I don't fucking know.
And I was designing the cigarettes.
It's very white, minimalist, but there's a few accents of hot pink and turquoise lines on the cigarette pack.
And then the band uses on their shirts.
And I was like, please, God, don't let me forget the name of this band.
This is brilliant.
Fright sexuality is the future.
They are retarded, and in some ways, they're geniuses.
So I wrote it down.
Fright sexuality.
Fright sexuality.
Maybe we should make t-shirts.
And it's a cigarette t-shirt?
Yeah.
I want to do that.
That's on my to-do list today.
No hypes, no pipes, which is the Hell's Angels motto for no crack and no heroin.
A landscaping shirt, fluorescent orange landscaping shirt like our power washing buddies, but it's get off my lawn, lawn care.
That's cool.
Number on the back.
It looks exactly like you do lawn care.
And it's fluorescent orange like the lawn care guys have.
No rules.
And then I don't break for quefs.
Monster truck, woman boobs out, guy with a beer.
Yeah, people have been asking for that one.
And they also spell break wrong when they ask for it, which is very frustrating.
And they'll say, I'll pay $10 for that.
Number 10, dollar sign.
Are you trying to make me mad?
That's becoming more common than the correct way.
I mean, I don't think even Ryan is that dumb.
No, I know that stuff.
Does dollar sign go first?
People are...
It does in Europe.
The Euro is second.
And in Quebec and France, they use...
In Quebec, they put the dollar sign afterwards because they have the French mentality.
Which is wrong.
By the way, I had a stupid thought like that, but just awake.
And I still think it's good.
And it's real quick.
It's a game I've been playing with my friends.
And so it's a hint.
And I have to give you a hint in the style of B52's Love Shack.
So here it goes.
This is a thing.
So hide all the eggs and make the kids go hunting.
Then buy yourself a chocolate bunny.
And the answer's Easter?
Correct.
Okay, is this quiz for babies and people with head injuries?
No, that was the easy one.
Okay, now here's a hard one.
Okay.
It grows up the side of a lattice or a building.
It's also the name of a Batman felon.
Poison Ivy?
Correct.
See, they get harder.
This is the hardest one.
I'm nervous.
He's kind of a pervan.
He's tall and chewy.
He starred in Jurassic Park one and two.
What's his name that Kyle Dunne does?
Who has the pausing all the time?
And this guy.
He was in the fly.
Three, two, Jeffrey Goldblum.
Nice.
Correct.
And here's the, and if you get it right after then sing, Jeffrey Goldbloom is a little old thing that you just got correctly.
Ryan, you know the other answer to all those questions?
What?
Yes, you're gay.
What are you talking about?
That is the gayest game.
It's an awesome game.
You know what we were talking about at the bar last night?
What?
I told Doggy Style, she said, I might get a piercing.
She's a very old lady.
She's like older than me.
She's like, I might get a piercing.
I don't know.
We call her Doggy Style because she grooms dogs.
I'm like, I want you to get two rings on each labia, and then we can put a lock through and lock it up so that way no one else can fuck you but me.
That's how we talk.
Nice.
We don't sing Fred Savage or whatever his name is.
Schneider.
Schneider.
Yep.
Oh, I'm so glad we brought this up, though.
Jesus H. So you know Joe Tonelli, the compulsive liar.
Correct.
If you look him up, all it says is that he Was arrested for pretending to be a nurse, but he'll tell you he was an EMT.
He drove a helicopter rescue thing.
He was in the Iraq war.
He almost got the living shit beaten out of him by Maddie Odell when word got out that he took a hundred dollar tip on Memorial Day by telling the woman there he was a Marine.
He made Joe give it back, tore him a new ass.
Wow.
But so there's this Mexican dude there, a young man.
And you can tell he's fresh off the boat, fresh off over the river, because he's got a wool hat on and the SA shirt.
And his accent is very thick.
So he's new here.
He's new to the bar.
Hello, Mexican man.
Very young, probably like 24.
And this other guy, Jose, who's a regular, goes, hey, hey, to the guy.
Come here in Spanish.
Come here.
Aqui.
Aquí, aqui.
Hey, mira, mira.
And he says, tell him the story you told me.
And he was super excited because he's new here and he gets to talk to the old-timers.
And he goes, oh, okay, yeah.
That guy, Joe, that bartend's here, man.
So I'm talking to him, and he told me all this crazy shit.
And Jose just told me it's all lies, but I believed him.
And I go, what?
Iraq war?
And he goes, yeah, yeah, but no.
And then Jose is like, no, no, no.
Tell him about when he got back from the war.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
So he goes, he's fucked up after the Iraq war.
He was a Marine, right?
And I know none of this is true, but I believed it at the time.
And I'm telling you the way he told me.
So he's messed up.
He's drinking a lot.
And he gets a DUI and he goes to jail.
I guess he can't make bail?
Okay.
Don't all vets have their own lawyers, pro bono, free guys, that are there for whatever you want, if you get sued, anything?
Anyway.
So he gets there, and of course, the first day, these six black dudes, they want to beat him up.
What?
You go to jail and you have to fight black dudes?
Maybe in a movie.
So he gets there, and the six black guys, they don't know who he is, right?
And he's been trained.
So he kicks the shit out of all six of them.
Guess who sees the fight go down and is really impressed?
Who?
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
So Arnold Schwarzenegger, I don't know, I guess Schwarzenegger can't make bail.
This is after the Iraq War.
So Schwarzenegger would be like governor by then?
Or was he a mayor first?
Whenever the Iraq War was...
Anyway, Schwarzenegger was doing very well for himself and could afford any bail.
But I guess he was smoking a cigar and he's like, hey, Joe, I like, I can't do Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Joe, I like your style.
That was some really good fighting.
I want you to come to my dojo.
Not a joke.
Like, he's getting the celebrities wrong.
Segal is the dojo guy.
Right.
Schwarzenegger's a bodybuilder.
He's not known for his fighting schools.
No, not even a little bit, no.
No.
I mean, in movies, he goes punch.
Even in movies, he's pretty chunky, right?
Yeah, yeah.
It's not like Jason Statham where he's zipping under a desk and then hopping on a thing.
Brawler.
Total brawler.
Yeah.
He doesn't move his legs.
So Joe went and trained under Arnold Schwarzenegger to become even more of a ninja.
An even better Marine.
And then we're not even done.
So one day when Joe was bartending, two guys came in with shotguns.
He got the shotguns from them.
And now, by the way, when you're playing your little B-52s game, we are trying to figure out if it's humanly possible, like the greatest ninja on earth, to disarm two shotguns.
Like we're thinking, maybe you grab the barrels and you're fast enough to hit both of them in the face with their own barrels if you got close enough.
No.
And then maybe they're disoriented and you can take them and then maybe bonk them with the butts.
It's not possible.
As Maddie goes, you're getting shot.
Are you laughing at this point?
Oh, dude.
When I heard the Schwarzenegger, I almost fell off my barstool.
I was doing yelling laughs, which are rare.
That, ha, ha, ha, like really loud laughs.
That if you were like four stools down, you'd be annoyed by me.
He'd be like, oh, fuck, shut up.
What is that, a chick?
He disarmed them.
I guess he beat them up.
He's still got both guns and he's beating them up.
And he goes, you got two choices.
You can stay here and get your heads blown off or you can run.
And what do they do?
They both fucking run, tear out of there.
Wow.
Like, after the Marine thing, we said, we made fun of him for lying and we said it's got to stop.
And I don't mind if you lie and say that you made spaghetti last night, but you're pretending you're a Marine.
He said he had stage four cancer to a cancer survivor.
And it's like, you're going to get your ass beat soon.
This is not funny anymore.
He told me that his daughter tried to kill herself.
And I go, dude, I have a daughter and she's teenaged.
That's not cool.
And he stole that story about she did pills and then sat in the bathtub and waited to die.
That had just happened to another bartender's niece.
So he stole that story and made it his daughter.
Oh, my God.
And then so he goes, guys, guys, I got some good news.
He talks like Vinnie Barberino.
Guys, I got some good news.
I've got a counselor.
I'm seeing a therapist who deals with compulsive liars, pathological liars.
And we go, that's a lie.
Like, you're lying about having your lying treated.
You're here from 9 a.m. to 11 p.m.
What does this woman work the night shift?
But holy shit.
The triple whammy of beating up six black dudes in jail, being spotted by Arnold Schwarzenegger in jail, and then using his...
No, there's four.
And then going to Arnold's magical fighting schools and then using his skills to disarm two men with shotguns.
quadruple pile of bullshit.
Look up Arnold Schwarzenegger fighting.
I'm fascinated by this.
Like, why?
Like, why?
Here's a lie that you could get away with.
Yeah, I got a scholarship to play baseball in college.
I was a third baseman.
I wasn't good enough to go to the majors, but paid a lot of my tuition and I had a good time.
And they were pretty lax with my studies because we were one of the best teams in the league.
He's not doing a lot of fighting.
He's good at drawing by himself.
Another time he told us that he went to high school in Scotland, in Glasgow.
But Maddie and I have been going to Glasgow our whole lives.
So we're like, okay, so you lived there for a long time.
Did you pick up any sayings, any colloquialisms, any fun slang?
I mean, Glasgow's famous for its strange patter, its strange accent and everything.
What kind of phrases did you pick up?
None.
This is not really a ninja.
This is me and Schwarzenegger fighting.
Ooh, nice ass.
I guess that's the kind of moves he learned.
Just punching and parrying and...
Yeah, look, see?
His legs aren't moving.
What movie is that?
Never say Gooshfra to him.
I don't know.
What the fuck was that?
Yeah.
What is this?
I want to see that now.
Oh, this new movie, Cop Shop, with one of my dream boats, Gerard Butler, a Glaswegian who has actually been there, looks pretty good.
You're a psychopath.
I'm a professional.
Has Gerard Butler been bad in anything?
Oh, great.
So why were you looking at that?
That's not that dude.
Who's that guy?
He might ruin it.
Theodore.
Everyone's trying to kill me.
He nearly killed us.
All right, that's enough.
When you know you want to see a movie, you stop the trailer.
All right, let's start the show.
Enough haberdashery and flim flamming.
It's time for my pet Biden.
Oh, hell yeah.
Hang on to your hats, folks.
It's coming.
You're about to get cartooned up.
Biden.
Biden.
President.
He's big and foolish.
Sleepy.
But a friendly monster too.
My pet.
Biden.
Wait, what?
That doesn't rhyme.
So, remember when he said he can drive a truck?
And he was lying?
I drove an 18-wheeler.
He joed.
No, you didn't.
So he was at a truck fact.
He was at a Mac truck, I don't know, dealership looking at the stuff.
And make this full screen.
It is really awesome.
Make sure it's nice and loud.
The guy who works there really handled himself well.
Fompy Toe.
Hey, man.
Dickerts.
Yes.
Dick.
Heather Bouchard.
Hey, Heather.
How are you?
Sean Smith.
How are you?
Absolutely.
You're not driving the truck.
Open the door.
No, no keys.
There's no keys.
We don't have keys to this truck.
Think about driving this truck.
You have no business driving this truck or anything else.
We took a vote.
And we've all in agreement that you can't drive anything besides the country into the ground.
That's my opinion.
That's everybody else's opinion.
We're all in accordance to this idea that you can't drive shit.
You suck at everything that you do.
You're just digging a hole for all of us.
It's not fair to anybody.
You're a total nimrod, and you're not driving this.
Dicker's.
Nimrod.
That's such a great word.
What'd you think of that, Ryan?
Beautiful.
It took me a second to realize that that was doctored.
Okay.
Because I was watching it going, I wonder if Ryan will understand that this is fake.
Yes, no, no.
I like how he says his name Dick again.
He's like, Dick Hurts.
Yeah, Dick.
Dick Hurts.
Yes.
Dick.
Heather Bouchard.
They really, like, the guy who made that is really good at audio.
He sounds exactly as staticky as them.
Yeah, yeah.
But here's a real speech from a gold star parent who lost her son in Kabul in the suicide bombing.
And I mean, I got to read the whole thing.
This message is for you.
I know my face is etched into your brain.
I was able to look you straight in the eyes yesterday and have words with you.
After I lay my son to rest, you'll be seeing me again.
Remember, I am the one who stood five inches from your face and was letting you know I would never get to hug my son again.
Hear his laugh.
And then you tried to interrupt me and give me your own sob story.
And I had to tell you that this isn't about you, so don't make it about you.
You then said you just wanted me to know you know how I feel.
And I let you know that you don't know how I feel.
And you do not have the right to tell me you know how I feel.
You then rolled your fucking eyes in your head like you were annoyed with me.
And I let you know that the only reason I was talking to you was out of respect for my son.
And that was the only reason why.
I then proceeded to tell you again how you took my son away from me and how I will never get to hug him, kiss him, laugh with him, etc.
And you turned, you turned to walk away.
And I let you know my Son's blood was on your hands, and you threw your hand up.
Yes, Ryan behind you as you walked away from me, like you were saying, Okay, whatever.
You are not the president of the United States of America, Biden.
Cheating isn't winning.
You are no leader of any kind.
You're a weak human being and a traitor.
You turned your back on my son, on all of our heroes.
You were leaving the White House one way or another because you do not belong there.
My son's blood is on your hands.
All 13 of them, their blood is on your hands.
If my President Trump was in his rightful seat, then my son and the other heroes would still be alive.
You will be seeing me again very soon.
By the way, as my son and the rest of our fallen heroes were being taken off the plane yesterday, I watched you disrespect dissolve five different times by checking your watch.
What the fuck was so important that you had to keep looking at your watch?
You are nobody special, Biden.
America hates you.
Yeah, that's something I didn't realize till I saw them on Hannity last night, I think it was.
That it wasn't just one quick incident.
It was like five times.
And then, of course, when it was time for George Floyd's funeral, we had nothing but attention from him.
He sat alone on a bench just like...
Just like that.
Was it the mayor of the town he was killed in?
Where was he killed in?
Was it Ferguson?
No.
Remember him blubbering over the coffin?
Oh, I shouldn't say blubbering.
He was just shaking.
My baby George is gone.
Minneapolis.
Yeah, Minneapolis.
Those guys are not impressed with old Joe.
But here's a doozy.
So remember, Trump was impeached because he said to, was it Hungary or something, Ukraine?
He said, yeah, you should look into that.
I think there was some illegal stuff going on.
So as far as the less narrative, that is him doing quid pro quo where he says, I'm not giving you money unless you investigate this.
Meanwhile, there was a crime there.
Hunter Biden was given that job illegally to be a consultant on some fucking mine in Ukraine.
Hunter Biden, the only thing he can mine is crack rocks out of the carpet.
Why?
The job obviously is totally illegitimate, right?
So Trump said, look into it.
That was him being impeached because he's trying to manipulate the justice system or some bullshit.
Meanwhile, here's a Biden call that deserves impeachment.
He said to the president of Afghanistan at the time, so yeah, when we move out there, we need to make it look like we're winning and the Taliban are losing.
So I need you to help me frame that narrative, whether it's true or not.
So it's always important to get to the quotes, right?
Like with Trump, they accuse him of saying Nazis are good people.
Then you look up the quote and you realize it's a complete lie.
He was talking about something else.
But here's the exact quote.
And there's a need, whether it is true or not, there is a need to project a different picture.
Whether it is true or not.
So he's trying to get this Afghan president with him on his fake propaganda, which he's really running with.
We talked about this yesterday, right?
When he says, it was an extremely successful departure.
We won the war.
And I didn't leave any Americans behind.
And then I saw lefties on Twitter going like, oh, I hate how these Trumpers are pretending that the Americans left behind were like guys who have a John Deere tractor.
It was mostly Afghans who happened to be American.
Oh, okay, so they don't matter now?
Your racism is showing.
Which brings us to racism.
Let's jump on some racism.
Been a while.
So I started the show by calling Olivia Rodrigo white.
There's nothing Hispanic about her.
But blacks are different than us.
Now, Denzel Washington, Morgan Freeman, he's not that different than us.
But this guy is very, very different.
First of all, the pippy long stocking socks are confusing, right?
You can press play now.
So he's decided, he pulls up his pants.
His pants are constantly falling down.
It's become a tick now in the hood to just be pulling up your pants all the time.
And then he's got to push the cut.
Oh, dude.
Check the comments.
Because there was one of them where every single one was a drop from this show.
Oh, no.
This one's too interesting.
So they're going to talk about what they saw.
But there was another post he put up where it was like, the bird, which is the bald eagle, getting good at it, if you will.
Have they gotten to Grindface yet?
Because I know Mob Shizzen.
Oh, I'm thinking of Mob Shizzen.
Because we completely have monopolized that channel.
Yeah, well, let's get on Grindface.
He literally worked for GOML now.
And it makes him so mad.
He hates it.
He blocks them all.
I've been really dancing around, you know.
Which is the one I saw?
Well, the key is to use one that could possibly apply.
The why of things?
The bird which is the balt eagle.
Balt.
Nothing wrong with that.
They put her out for a week.
Mother Nature's hella pissed.
Bitch, are you for real?
I'm beyond angry.
I don't like Zibbutt Cheek.
Oh, fuck.
That's funny.
Every time I see it, it makes me happy.
This one's good, too.
The why of things.
And I think I know why.
It's not a joke.
My son's on the cover of Magazine.
Oh, man.
The world's not all bad.
That's funny.
Okay, let's play a little game of.
Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
Hockey night in Canada.
Imagine if the races were reversed.
Godot 5-0.
So this guy is being accosted by thugs.
His wife's being accosted.
He barks them back after they run over her foot, and he happens to have a gun.
Turn it up.
You guys, keep moving!
Dumbass!
Mike's off the news!
He said a bad word.
Nobody's pointing it at them.
Now, you shouldn't take out a gun and definitely shouldn't point it at someone unless you're willing to shoot them.
But can you imagine if 10 proud boys surrounded some black woman, they were mocking her, laughing at her, jeering, threatening her, they ran over her foot, and then a black guy, a black dad, her husband, comes out.
Well, first of all, this is hard to imagine that they're still together.
But her husband comes out with a legal gun and says, get the fuck back, get back, fucking crackers.
It wouldn't appear on the news.
Or black man shows unbelievable restraint and patience not firing a group of terrorists.
The headline would be, he's finally had enough.
Is this, say, a different guy who did that background?
Or is that this is who?
Polly.
Polly?
I switched him up today.
Oh.
That's a good one.
So let's see what's going on.
They denied an angry white man self-defense.
Who's Joshua Reit Miller?
Let's look him up.
They just gotta say white man when it's a white guy.
White cop shoots black perp.
And then if it's a black cop shooting a white perp, it's like, here, well, look at this one.
Ashley Babbitt.
Who's the guy?
Oh, that guy looks familiar.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've looked him up before.
He looks like my friend Mike, but gay.
I don't think he's gay.
Hmm.
I know, it's hard to tell these days.
Go to the next one after this, and we'll come back to that.
Ashley Babbitt's killer.
Bobbitt?
Babbitt?
Babbitt?
Is that there doing interviews?
He's a celebrity now.
Kill an armed black man get 22 years in prison.
Kill an unarmed white woman gets a special interview on NBC News.
He's talking about George Floyd, of course.
And then he goes, who takes a lethal amount of fentanyl and doesn't kill you?
So this guy, this guy, the Ashley Bobbitts guy, I forget his name, Michael Flynn or something like that, he's going on a press tour.
And this is, by the way, in a climate when every time a cop talks to a camera, he gets fired.
And he's going, I saved lives.
Do you really think you saved lives?
What was Ashley Babbitt going to do?
Go on a murdering spree?
Who the fuck honestly believes that anything bad would have happened if Ashley Babbitt had made it through that window and not get shot in the neck?
Exonerated, no problem.
I mean, that is clearly non-white privilege, right?
Now, go back to this guy, the Florida dude.
Other footage, blah, blah, blah.
It's not something I'm proud of.
Yeah, when your adrenaline is coursing through your veins, you swear and use horrible terms.
Oh, and no mention of him being called a cracker, right?
That's fine.
It's not something I'm proud of.
The words themselves, it was just me playing tit-for-tat.
You could see he was dangerous.
One of the teens who was 16 at the time of the encounter testified Monday.
Oh, so they're showing up in court?
I was in shock.
I ain't know what to do.
Go down, though.
Like, what's going to happen to this guy?
I'm sure he's fired and canceled.
Three counts of aggravated assault with a firearm that's enhanced by Florida's hate crime law, as well as carrying a concealed weapon and improper exhibition of a firearm.
Jesus.
And this is in a time when we had that black guy on mushrooms who just went up, shot a random white man, and then danced over his body.
And then we had that other woman shove a toddler, black woman shove a toddler just because he was white.
And she did a little dance.
And you know that they're getting misdemeanors, they're getting their bail paid for.
They're not facing hate crime charges.
That's the indelible irony of all this hate crime shit.
My experience, and likely your experience too, is you hear the least amount of racism from white people.
We tend to be the least racist group in the country.
Yet, when they enforce hate crimes to stop this horrible onslaught of racism that allegedly comes from us, it doesn't apply to blacks.
And like even talk to an old Korean man about his daughter dating a black guy.
He'll have a heart attack right then and there.
And finally, the FBI didn't just infiltrate Adam Waffen.
Remember Adam Woffen?
So the allegation with Andy No is he provides kill lists for Adam Waffen, which sounds really bad.
That sounds like a modern American Nazi group who goes around assassinating people.
And Andy's like, here's today's assignment, boys.
And he hands out a list of all these people.
Because Andy puts publicly available mugshots on his Twitter, that's considered the list.
And then Adam often had to look them up.
It's like four guys who just started some dumb little group.
And yes, they are Nazis, but they're not a thing.
And they go, there's been a murder associated with them.
Yeah.
One of them became a Muslim and they were making fun of him for that.
So he killed one of them.
So it was an Adam Waffen crime.
But anyway, we knew they were laced with feds and the feds get in there and say things like, we should kidnap the governor and do this and that.
But then we find out they're also funding them.
What's this article?
FBI allegedly funded their magazine, which, by the way, when I was a kid in Canada, the reason the Nazi skinheads got so big is because the Heritage Front, they were called, had a magazine and they would distribute it and people would read it and it would make seemingly reasonable points.
And you go, yeah, yeah, I guess I am a Nazi.
And that's the way they created hate when there was none, just like they do with Proud Boys.
The FBI allegedly paid a publisher of white supremacist literature more than $144,000 over 16 years to serve as a confidential informant, according to recent filings.
Like, that's how desperate they are to get racism going.
They have to pay someone $144,000 to make it happen.
The CI is a convicted felon and currently owns and operates a publishing company that distributes white supremacist writings.
Holy shit.
And is kept afloat by the feds.
Because, hey, without Nazis, they're out of a job.
And I was thinking about this the other day.
They say that the number one threat to America is domestic terrorism.
They're right in the sense that the number one threat to this deep state is patriots like oath keepers, proud boys.
Because we're telling everyone that they're full of shit and we're not taking their bullshit.
We're standing up for ourselves.
So if you were to say people like the Covington Catholic school kids are the biggest threat to America, well, not America, the country we know and love, but the fake deep state government that you created, yes, you're right.
They're the only ones fighting back.
All right.
Let's just do a brief COVID, and then we'll jump to the mailbag.
This is the best vaccine video I've ever seen.
It's one of the best TikToks I've ever seen.
Sorry, there's so much TikTok on today's show.
I'm 13 years old.
That's how I get my news.
But wow, she put this together beautifully.
How do you, wait, wait a minute.
I don't have TikTok.
I've never used it.
How do you do these?
Do you film one side, the other side, and then you do it in post?
I don't know.
I think it has a wide variety of tools like sounds that you could use, that you could talk over.
No, but how do you do the two characters talking to each other?
Does she have to undo her and redo her hair every time?
Either that or she just records full way through.
You can chop up videos.
It's got like a, from what I understand, like a pretty...
in other words, you have no idea.
No, but I mean, just knowing how Instagram works, they have similar features.
Snapchat has similar features.
Thanks for your input.
There's editing.
Did you get the vaccine?
No.
Why didn't you get it?
What if you catch COVID?
The vaccine doesn't stop you from catching COVID.
Why are you being so selfish?
What if you catch it and give it to me?
But you've been vaccinated.
Yeah, but you can still give it to me.
What's the vaccine for then?
It'll stop you from getting really sick and dying if you catch it.
So if I catch it and give it to you, but you've already had the vaccine, it'll still stop you from getting really sick and dying.
Exactly.
That's why you should get it.
That's why I should get it?
But you got it already.
But if you catch it, you could get sick and die.
So by not getting the vaccine, the only person I'm putting at risk is myself of getting sick and dying?
No, you're putting me at risk.
And you already get the vaccine, so you won't get sick and die, even if I gave it to you.
But you could give it to someone who can't be vaccinated.
But so could someone who's been vaccinated, because the vaccine doesn't stop you from getting COVID.
Perfect.
Like, shouldn't that be distributed to everyone in the country?
You just summarized it beautifully.
I like how she's got nine different foods she's eating too.
So you're asking, how does this happen here?
She just recorded one with her hair up and then recorded it.
It's a pain in the ass to have to separate them all and go back and forth.
Yeah, they've got some.
I know how you do that in Premiere.
Right, but on a phone.
Yeah, phones are getting good.
Yeah, perfect.
You know what's happened with the death of education, like that Antifa guy we saw teaching classes, people are not, especially the left, they're not getting their basic logic.
And we're seeing just terrible thinking in this country, especially from the left, where they go, my body, my choice, except when it comes to the vaccine, then it's not your body.
You might hurt someone.
I guess it's okay to hurt a baby.
Or they're mad when Trump pulls out, but it's okay when Biden pulls out.
I mean, there's so many contradictions.
They were anti-vaccine when it was Trump.
Now they want it to reign vaccines.
They suck at this.
They're not sending their best, are they?
So the new thing with the left is they think we're all taking horse dewormer.
I guess there's an ingredient in there.
Has anyone figured out why the same people who say COVID is a hoax find the need to inject themselves with the horse deworming medication to protect themselves from COVID?
That's one of these Antifa documentarians that follows the riots.
Because the COVID disinformation movement is fundamentally an attack.
Peddling alternative treatments that are injurious is an attack in another form, which provides the distraction to blah, blah, blah.
So apparently there's something in this horse dewormer that some doctors have said could be beneficial.
And I saw this big involved Huffington Post article about it that went on and on.
It was written by a woman and you could tell her heart was not in it and she wasn't meant to be a journalist.
In fact, when she tweeted out, she goes, I worked really hard on this.
And in the article, she says untold numbers of Americans are trying this.
She explains why they're doing it.
She says Joe Rogan mentioned it, some other people.
But as far as how dangerous it is, untold.
Again, with the shitty education.
If three people took D. Wormer, this story doesn't matter.
I don't mean Dean Wormer.
He's dead.
But if 300,000 people are taking it and it is indeed injurious, well, that's a major story.
In one case, your story shouldn't be written.
In the others, it should be the front page of every paper in the country.
So that's a pretty big detail to not include you fucking inept, silly bitch, LARPing as a journalist, but ultimately just playing house.
What's this, 3.9?
Oh, yeah.
I think I mentioned this yesterday.
Yeah, I did.
Yeah, we talked about that.
They all want us dead.
And it has nothing to do with the vaccine, and it has nothing to do with racism.
It has to do with social media, bubble culture, where the left has blocked out anyone who disagrees with them, and they've become immune, or sorry, unable to handle any kind of confrontation, whether it's a debate, a relative who disagrees,
or even a physical fight.
They're totally adverse to it.
And in this process of living in a bubble, they've turned everyone outside of the bubble into evil Nazi zombies that want to kill you.
So what do you do with zombies?
You want them dead.
Louis Farrakhan said Jews are termites.
He clearly meant they need to be exterminated.
So they want us dead.
And that's what we're at.
And they'll use all kinds of bullshit justification.
Oh, they're killing us by not getting the vax.
Oh, they're racist.
They're the biggest threat to this country.
All made-up excuses that they don't believe.
If you injected them with heroin, they would admit that they're just vindictive, stupid cunts that hate us.
And it's got nothing to do with anything they say.
As John Derbyshire says, it's not about what it was about.
All right, let's get up into that bag.
Ryan, shut up, you don't ever dare.
Let's turn the grace again and touch it.
This one is cold.
Another religion.
Another war.
This one is fall.
The anarchist Pogo Party.
Should I risk reading letters that I haven't seen yet?
Am I that brave?
What do you think, Ryan?
The benefit of it is they're very up to date.
Okay, let's risk it.
I'll just try to be really fast.
It's like a shitty caller.
You just hang up really quickly and say thank you for calling.
Gavin you moron.
The guys on the left of the werewolf video is clearly making fun of him.
Okay, I hope you're right.
Thought you might enjoy this heavy metal music video that pokes fun at the pandemic.
It was released last December during the height of the lockdowns.
Having any opinion other than blindly following the narrative is considered radical.
Yeah, I read today that Rage Against the Machine are not allowing anyone at their concerts without proof of vaccination.
Rage Against the Machine are saying you cannot be near us unless you follow the rules of the machine.
What's it called?
Void Vator.
I can't take it.
Looks like an English Tommy, doesn't he?
Okay, that's fun.
Kamala bitch.
I'm sure you'll cover this, but you were covering Kamala in Saigon yesterday, and that incompetent bitch put flowers down at the spot where McCain was shot down.
The place is an homage to the fact that they shot down what they believe is a war criminal.
She is such a boob, she put flowers at a memorial for their success at shooting down a famous American.
Ooh, she's looking rough right there.
She's just...
What is going on there?
They're not sending their...
It looks like inner thigh meat.
Hey, guys, this is from a chick.
Hey, guys.
So that person didn't do a great job of describing the reason Ren Semei was computer generated.
Yeah, she's half vampire and does physical.
I don't fucking care.
Jesus Christ.
Girls love Twilight.
Oh, my.
I remember when it was really popular, people would come up to my wife and go, are you Native American?
She's like, yeah.
Oh, so in Twilight, werewolves are Native Americans because they say those tribes.
And it was like they were talking about a documentary.
Yeah.
That's like when people talk to me because they like anime.
It's like, I fucking hate that shit.
You have to move on to somebody else.
Werewolf.
Hey, Kui Squad, this is from Brian.
I think that if there was an American divorce, we would get the kids.
If there was a line in the sand, I believe there would be more people on our side, especially because you would get independence and a decent amount of moderate Dems, which is happening with CRT.
Moderate Dems are going, what's this now?
My children are going to be insulted all day and told they're thieves, colonizers.
Also, it seems like people on the right tend to have more kids than people on the left.
Yes.
If it gets any worse, I could see us pushing homeschooling private schools or even starting a more conservative public school system.
Well, that's already happened.
That's what charter schools are.
They're still public schools.
And homeschooling, I remember even like 10 years ago, homeschooling was for the radical, weirdo, NRA survivalists and the hippies, anarchists.
It was for both far ends of the political spectrum.
Now when you hear about homeschooling, it's like saying, I'm not circumcised.
Or I wear earplugs when I swim because I'll get water on my ears.
Like no one bats an eye.
Just go, oh, sucks.
Your ears are different.
Someone bitching about the vaccine.
Don't get it.
It's a bit shoot video.
Let's check it out.
Oh, this is an ancient Chinese sequence.
This is very, very old.
There's a good...
Are we watching it?
No.
Okay.
There's a really good speech.
If you follow Anti-Maskers Club.
By the way, these guys usually just go around and shame people for getting vaccinated and wearing masks.
They're pretty great.
Christian kid.
Friends with...
I think so.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe.
But this guy made a great speech.
This isn't the kid who runs the account, but I saw this.
Yeah.
He's pissed.
And he's like, hey, Antifa, if you want to be anti-state, hear the fucking names, do some work, and go to their house and intimidate them.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And they did.
People did go to these politicians' homes.
Nice.
I don't advocate that.
Well, no, you just go there and just the way they went to Tucker's house.
And then you say, hey, we would like you to vote.
Different.
Make Ryan go to Google and type in, is we getting?
And just look at all the Google suggestions.
You won't be disappointed.
I have a feeling I know.
Let me get a stimulus check.
Is we getting?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What are we doing now?
A stimulus check.
For stimulus check, four stimulus check.
More money.
Holy shit.
Second stimulus check.
Third stimulus.
That's amazing.
Now do are we getting?
Same thing.
Interesting.
They're like.
Well, yeah.
Some of them, yeah.
Never mind.
How did Punks Get So Gay from Joe?
Gavin, longtime subscriber, first time writing in.
I love the show.
Tried to read Death of the Cool, but I couldn't get through the first chapter.
My eyes were stinging too bad from the tears getting into them from laughing so hard.
It is the best chapter.
Anyway, I grew up in the punk scene in Orange County, mostly going up to LA to watch Bad Religion and the likes.
I'm so confused with the state of punk nowadays and why they're so liberal.
I know you talked about this plenty, so I won't go too far into it, but I saw this video of some faggot German punk wannabes.
I love the feminist shirt and the rainbow balaclavas.
Turn it up.
The punks I grew up with would have fought these people.
Clearly they're trying to hop on the anti-Trump bandwagon.
They don't know anything about American politics, and they think it's punk to be lefties.
Well, it was always pretty...
It was always predominantly left, but it wasn't exclusively left.
I mean, now we can tell you a huge list of all the different alternative artists that were canceled.
Like, even that Melvin's dude almost lost everything because he appeared on my show.
Didn't necessarily agree with me, but the fact that he was in the same room as me, BBQT got canceled.
Dream Machine, the dude from Mumford and Sons, that's not punk, I guess, but anyone in any kind of alternative music that's not country, if they say anything that goes against the far-left dogma, they're done.
But we had bands, at least 10% of the punk scene had weird right-wing types, and we thought they were cool, and it was totally tolerated.
Like Johnny Ramon.
And Gangren and Fear and The Forgotten Rebels.
And the whole New York hardcore scene, Cro-Mags.
Sick of it all.
Isn't this like fat records type punk, though?
Yep.
Pop punk.
Feminist.
Yeah.
Okay.
Daniel Rope's ties.
This is from a girl.
Who's Daniel Rope?
Are we getting tricked into showing something?
Oh, they're wearing rope ties.
Oh, it's like a noose.
Wow.
Shit.
That's crazy, huh?
That's so crazy, man.
Alright, last one.
My voice is about to go.
No, not the last one.
Please bring back the show notes.
I always want the viewer to follow along with the content.
Blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, okay, maybe.
Um.
Put that in the old suggestion, Bob.
Johnny Rotten gets it.
Never thought I'd live to see the day when the right wing would become the cool ones giving the middle finger to the establishment and the left wing becoming the sniveling, self-righteous, twatty ones, twatty ones, going around shaming everyone.
John Lydon.
Yeah, it's pretty nuts, John.
Isn't John Lydon as Donald Trump?
I see them as very similar.
All right, let's get to the final vid.
Okay, let's start with 52.
I have two today.
B52?
It's as big as a whale.
My umbrella.
No, 52, I said.
Oh, 22.
They both say 52, so this would be 52.
The second 52.
I'd just like to show you what New York City is like right now.
WRD to my dad, never seen so much watts.
Isn't that amazing?
Wow.
The city that never sleeps is dozing off and it's not going to wake up.
And then I want to cleanse the palate because I don't want to go out on that.
But I've never heard of a fire tornado before.
Have you?
Never.
You've never heard of anything, so of course you haven't.
What in the Sam Hain is this?
Wow.
Wow.
You can see where people think hell is fire.
Hey.
You're cool.
What the fuck is that thing?
I mean, it makes sense, right?
There's going to be a tornado and there's a fire and they're together.
It's like you got your peanut butter and my chocolate.
I could watch that all day.
What's that other dude doing?
Trying to bulldoze the fire?
We can see.
Oh, never mind.
We can see what?
Eh.
I'll keep it a surprise.
Okay.
That's it for the day, folks.
Tomorrow is our live show.
And then Friday will be another show just like this.
Might do a green screen.
Might make it fun.
We'll make it.
We'll try to keep everything unpredictable.
You know what I was thinking we should have done with that Sunday fight is just made it an hour of highlights and cut all the fat.
Which we could still do.
We can rewrite history as it happens.
It's true.
But yeah, the Warren Kids prevails.
Biden is incompetent.
And I think we're getting to a point in the divorce where the woman, let's say we're the men in this divorce and she's the woman, she's realizing that she's not going to get that much money and she has no plan.
And she's not getting custody of the kids.
So what the fuck have I done?
I know this fireman who was getting divorced and the wife thought he was going to retire and she would just get that pension, half the pension.
And he goes, I don't know why this is so, but he goes, no, I'm not going to retire.
And she gets way less money if he continues to work.
And he goes, I'm going to work till I'm 60.
And she just put her head in her hands and started bawling her eyes out.
Because the whole reason she started this divorce was for the money and it's not happening.
And I think with critical race theory and Biden's stunning incompetence, a lot of the left, the ones that are out to see or out to see, but a lot of the moderates are going, what have we done?
I'll tell you what you've done.
You've done fucked up.
And we're going to continue exposing your mistakes and save this country in the process.
Because if we pursue your route, your anti-patriarchal paganism, we get death and destruction and debt.
And we lose the freest country in the world, the freest civilization in the world.
So the divorce is here.
It's happening, but it's not going to go good for you.
This is a war of the roses coming up, and it ain't pretty.
Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
And this one is eating the poop all over the place.
I got some knees to ground me, somebody around me.
And now I know how it goes.
I never lose myself when you're around.
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