Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #113 - IT'S RAINING MEN (Part 1)
Aired: 2021-09-03
Duration: 36:28


=== Frankie Grande's Gaydar (11:44) ===

[00:00:09]  I never asked for a free ride live from New York.
[00:00:16]  It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
[00:00:21]  At least I showed up, you showed me nothing at all.
[00:00:27]  It's coming down on me.
[00:00:31]  Wanna like misery.
[00:00:35]  It's coming down on me.
[00:00:39]  I'm ready raining on.
[00:00:41]  I'd rather be dry, but at least I'm a lot rain on me.
[00:00:49]  I'd rather be dry but at least I'm alive Rain on me Woah!
[00:01:07]  Oh, it's a bad I'd rather be dry, but at least I'm alive.
[00:01:13]  Rain on me.
[00:01:15]  That was, of course, legendary Frankie Grande, Ariana Grande's brother, who I think might be gay.
[00:01:27]  What gave you that impression?
[00:01:29]  I have a super advanced gaydar.
[00:01:32]  I can just tell.
[00:01:34]  And I look at him and I feel the vibes.
[00:01:38]  And I'm like, definitely, well, I shouldn't say definitely.
[00:01:40]  Nothing's definite, but definite gay vibes.
[00:01:44]  Look at this interview.
[00:01:45]  Now, tell me if this confirms my suspicions.
[00:01:47]  I sent it to him in another email.
[00:01:49]  He was on ABC, USA Today, ABC, MBC, Morning America, fucking waking up and having a coffee and gossiping instead of working.
[00:02:00]  Being a mom is the toughest job.
[00:02:02]  You can tell by the TV they watch as we're working our axes off.
[00:02:08]  As you're driving a truck through torrential rainfall, having to go down an exit in the opposite direction.
[00:02:13]  They're at home watching this after having prepared some school lunches.
[00:02:17]  Frankie Grande.
[00:02:20]  My sister.
[00:02:21]  Send her.
[00:02:21]  Thank you, Next.
[00:02:22]  I know, and you're such a good friend, too.
[00:02:24]  She loves you and she loves your support.
[00:02:26]  Thank you, Ned.
[00:02:27]  Thank you.
[00:02:28]  Next.
[00:02:29]  Thank you.
[00:02:30]  Next.
[00:02:31]  I was like kind of on tune.
[00:02:33]  Yeah, you were.
[00:02:33]  You did an amazing job.
[00:02:35]  These are minstrels.
[00:02:39]  Go ahead.
[00:02:39]  Look at Frankie Frandy.
[00:02:43]  Just pause.
[00:02:45]  Say he's going through cancer treatment or he's, you know, say he's abandoned on a cliff for three days.
[00:02:55]  He's not talking like that.
[00:02:57]  He's not like, oh my God, you guys, I need to get some food or something because I'm literally like literally, literally, literally starving to death.
[00:03:04]  So it's an affectation and it's annoying.
[00:03:09]  Anyway, go back.
[00:03:10]  Frankie covered it for us.
[00:03:13]  You recently revealed also that you are part of a triple.
[00:03:17]  Don't tell us more.
[00:03:19]  Did you just hurt?
[00:03:21]  I am.
[00:03:22]  Puts his paws down like that.
[00:03:23]  What is that?
[00:03:24]  I'm a puppy?
[00:03:27]  I can't even.
[00:03:28]  So it's confirmed.
[00:03:29]  My suspicions were correct.
[00:03:30]  He is a gay.
[00:03:33]  Well, a couple.
[00:03:34]  Yes, a thruffle.
[00:03:34]  So it is, so I'm dating two married men.
[00:03:37]  They're wonderful.
[00:03:38]  Mike and Daniel, a doctor and a lawyer.
[00:03:41]  You got both.
[00:03:42]  I love it when normal people try to make homosexuality normal too.
[00:03:48]  And they're like, I'm married.
[00:03:50]  I mean, I'm dating a married couple.
[00:03:52]  No, you're not.
[00:03:52]  They're not married.
[00:03:53]  None of this is real.
[00:03:55]  You're gays.
[00:03:56]  You have your own world going on.
[00:03:58]  I'm not trying to ban it.
[00:03:59]  It's none of my beeswax.
[00:04:00]  But it's not a normal world.
[00:04:03]  No one's dating a married couple here on Earth.
[00:04:06]  No.
[00:04:07]  It's fake.
[00:04:09]  You're LARPing.
[00:04:10]  You're playing house.
[00:04:13]  Oh, you've got a doctor and a lawyer.
[00:04:14]  You got both.
[00:04:15]  That's exactly like when my mother said to me as a young lady that I should marry a doctor or a lawyer.
[00:04:20]  It's the same.
[00:04:21]  Yeah.
[00:04:22]  It's just the same.
[00:04:23]  You're just gays.
[00:04:24]  They're just like us.
[00:04:29]  What are you doing?
[00:04:30]  Keep going.
[00:04:31]  Real love.
[00:04:32]  I got both.
[00:04:33]  And also, like, I've been single for nine years.
[00:04:35]  So, like, I was very open to Japanese Annie Mae.
[00:04:39]  And I was very open to the possibilities of, like, you know, like, what does love look like?
[00:04:44]  Like, what could love be like?
[00:04:44]  Oh, they went to Harry Potter together because they're pedophiles.
[00:04:48]  It was like we met each other and it was like we had common interests.
[00:04:50]  Like, who hit on who?
[00:04:52]  We all loved dicks.
[00:04:54]  Grande love?
[00:04:55]  Frankie Grande or Grande Love?
[00:04:57]  What the fuck is his name even now?
[00:04:58]  No, no, no.
[00:04:59]  His name's Frankie Grande.
[00:05:01]  Okay.
[00:05:01]  This is like a subhead.
[00:05:03]  They just are, they're wasting their lower third with just random crap.
[00:05:08]  He gives subhead.
[00:05:10]  Well, I was hosting a charity.
[00:05:12]  Meanwhile, all three of those hosts are purposely blocking out the intercourse that goes on with this thrupple and the disgusting jizz baths they have.
[00:05:21]  And the black guy's like, This is disgusting.
[00:05:25]  I'm a pole.
[00:05:26]  The black guy's like, I quit.
[00:05:28]  I'll go to church and shit.
[00:05:29]  This is how it's going to be.
[00:05:30]  Do I have to sit here for this one?
[00:05:31]  He's like, the guys are going to fucking rake me over the cold.
[00:05:34]  So Lucky Pierre is in that group.
[00:05:37]  Ugh.
[00:05:40]  And they were at the front table right in the front.
[00:05:42]  So it was kind of like those cosmic sparks at the end.
[00:05:46]  Oh, the romantic sparks, you know.
[00:05:48]  At my eyelashes, who pays?
[00:05:51]  Like, so when you go out, do you have to treat, like, how, is there, is there like a leader?
[00:05:55]  No, no, no, actually, I mean, they do take care of me a lot.
[00:05:58]  They do pay for things a lot, which is a lot of fun.
[00:06:00]  You're a whore.
[00:06:01]  He's a dildo.
[00:06:02]  You're a fucking human dildo.
[00:06:04]  You loser piece of garbage trash.
[00:06:07]  You know, you think, you meet the biggest heterosexual slut woman in the world, and you're like, oh, God, this is so sad, your poor father.
[00:06:13]  Then you meet a gay slut, and it's just like, you're barely human.
[00:06:18]  You know what?
[00:06:18]  He's sub-Dan Harmon's real doll.
[00:06:21]  Because that thing doesn't have volition to walk out of this situation.
[00:06:25]  They're kind of the same as real dolls.
[00:06:28]  You have the hoses.
[00:06:29]  Do they have souls?
[00:06:30]  Do they go to heaven?
[00:06:31]  Do they go to hell?
[00:06:34]  How do they clean you out, Frankie?
[00:06:36]  They use a hose.
[00:06:37]  They drag me onto it.
[00:06:39]  For nine years, so this is all new for me, right?
[00:06:41]  Yeah, like It's pretty new for us as a society, and it's new for these dumb, fucking bitch, glamour housewives, and this poor black dude pretending that it's not disgusting and wrong and doomed, invariably doomed.
[00:06:56]  It's not like they're going to have a happy family and be around in 20 years.
[00:07:00]  Anyway, that brings us to the normal world.
[00:07:04]  As a conservative, as a normal rightist-center human being, as a not-lefter, you want to meet someone.
[00:07:10]  I was just working on this project today, and I was talking about Deploraball and Night for Freedom, Night of Freedom that Cernovich put on, where after Trump was elected, young conservatives wanted to meet and romance.
[00:07:23]  And Antifa was outside hurling bottles, batteries, feces, piss, sending Antifa down, demanding they come downstairs and be killed.
[00:07:34]  At one point, this old Jewish guy said, all right, I'll come outside.
[00:07:37]  I didn't do anything wrong.
[00:07:38]  They beat him mercilessly into cardiac arrest, strangled him.
[00:07:43]  David Campbell, the Antifa responsible, spent a year in Rikers, where he is right now, serving his sentence.
[00:07:49]  Pathetic sentence.
[00:07:50]  It's no Max and John for four years.
[00:07:52]  But anyway, the point is, as a conservative, it's hard to find someone.
[00:07:55]  If you don't live in the deep south, then go to a mega church.
[00:07:57]  Drome is here to meet your needs.
[00:08:01]  It's the place to meet conservative girls.
[00:08:03]  Most dating apps are terrible.
[00:08:04]  They're superficial face swiping apps.
[00:08:07]  And then they are the quote-unquote expert matching apps.
[00:08:10]  Both usually waste your time.
[00:08:12]  The solution is values-based matching.
[00:08:15]  If you're right-wing, things probably aren't going to work out with someone who's a total lefty.
[00:08:20]  Same with religion, lifestyle, how to raise children, and other core conservative values.
[00:08:24]  Sure, the right person might change to meet you where you are in life, but why not just find the perfect match from the start?
[00:08:29]  Drome is the best free new values-based dating app.
[00:08:34]  You pick deal breakers and deal makers.
[00:08:36]  There are no experts in match percentages, and you don't have to addictively check the app.
[00:08:40]  As soon as someone matches your deal breakers and deal makers, and you match theirs, you get a notification.
[00:08:45]  If you don't find a deal breaker or a deal maker that's important to you, you can add your own anonymously.
[00:08:50]  Drome is also video-only.
[00:08:52]  For more human interactions, go to drome.date slash gavin in your phone's browser, click the iOS or Google button to install, and use the invite code Gavin to set up.
[00:09:04]  If you're already matched up, tell your friends and get your boyfriend or girlfriend to tell their friends.
[00:09:08]  That's drom.date slash gavin.
[00:09:14]  Drom.
[00:09:14]  Design and meet your perfect match.
[00:09:16]  It's free to use.
[00:09:16]  That's drom.date slash gavin.
[00:09:20]  You know, my wife, well, she was a liberal.
[00:09:22]  I don't know what she is now, now that these liberal nut bars have terrorized our family for five years.
[00:09:29]  But back when I met my wife, and sort of for all of American history, outside of the Vietnam War, I assume, I don't remember those years, it didn't really matter what your political proclivities were because we weren't in the midst of an American divorce.
[00:09:44]  So you'd meet a girl, you could say something like, fucking close the borders, speak English.
[00:09:51]  I used to wear a shirt that said speak English had an American flag on it.
[00:09:54]  I made it myself.
[00:09:56]  And everyone would just roll their eyes.
[00:09:57]  Oh, gap.
[00:09:59]  What will he think of next, that nut?
[00:10:02]  And now, you know, you wear a MAGA hat in New York City, and it's either fight or at best, kick me out of the bar.
[00:10:12]  Remember Jovi Val, who was caught wearing a MAGA hat at a bar?
[00:10:16]  He got bottled in the face.
[00:10:18]  His face was slit open.
[00:10:20]  And he got it repaired by a MAGA surgeon.
[00:10:23]  It was all over the New York Post.
[00:10:24]  And then Jovi went insane and became a real Nazi, a bona fide Nazi.
[00:10:30]  Jesus.
[00:10:31]  He became emotionally disturbed, I think, from the attention, from the whole thing, from the attack, and after being...
[00:10:40]  What?
[00:10:40]  PTSD.
[00:10:42]  Well, he became kind of ostracized amongst his Puerto Rican friends for being pro-Trump, and they drove him out, and then he just became a Nazi.
[00:10:52]  This shirt I'm wearing is not sitting well with me.
[00:10:54]  I feel like a mime.
[00:10:57]  Yeah, there he is.
[00:11:00]  I was like, he was really, really upset about it.
[00:11:03]  I'm like, oh, dude, it's cool.
[00:11:04]  You have a cut.
[00:11:05]  All women get sopping wet when they see a facial scar.
[00:11:09]  He's like, yeah, I'll give you one then.
[00:11:12]  And that's when I thought, uh-oh, are we starting to lose this guy?
[00:11:16]  Yeah.
[00:11:16]  He's getting a bit mental.
[00:11:18]  Now he wears an actual swastika medallion.
[00:11:21]  Jeez.
[00:11:21]  Goes to protest with a swastika sign while the rest of us are going, we're not Nazis.
[00:11:26]  You're getting it all wrong.
[00:11:27]  He's like, no, you got it right.
[00:11:29]  I'm a Puerto Rican Nazi.
[00:11:32]  Jeez.
[00:11:32]  What a lunatic.
[00:11:36]  In the news, by the way, we have torrential rainfall.

=== Puddles and Problems (12:15) ===

[00:11:40]  Last night, I drove home to check my house.
[00:11:45]  My wife's out of town.
[00:11:46]  I was working late.
[00:11:48]  It was like a, you know those maze games you play where you go, no, I can't go that way.
[00:11:52]  That's a dead end.
[00:11:53]  So I take the maze home and I see a puddle near my house.
[00:11:58]  I think I can do this.
[00:11:59]  I'm in a small car, BMW.
[00:12:01]  I rock it through the puddle.
[00:12:03]  Then there's a second one.
[00:12:04]  I'm right next to my house, but there's a big ass puddle there.
[00:12:07]  And I just go, hey, kit, you got this?
[00:12:13]  What's that from?
[00:12:14]  Knight Rider.
[00:12:15]  Whoa!
[00:12:17]  Yep.
[00:12:17]  Not bad for a young buck.
[00:12:19]  Yep, Knight Rider.
[00:12:20]  How do you know that?
[00:12:21]  Well, you know, everyone knows the Hoff.
[00:12:24]  I love the.
[00:12:24]  30-year-olds?
[00:12:25]  To be honest, it's from I Love the 80s from VH1.
[00:12:31]  They taught me a lot.
[00:12:33]  Taught me a lot.
[00:12:34]  It's not really knowledge.
[00:12:37]  This is like today we're in the car because I'm dealing with this, getting this car towed.
[00:12:41]  Yeah, I'm ruining the end of the story.
[00:12:43]  But I go, he goes, I love Costco.
[00:12:45]  I've saved so much money on gas.
[00:12:46]  And I go, okay.
[00:12:48]  And he goes, hey, you know what?
[00:12:49]  Next time we need Gatorade, just let me know and I'll get some.
[00:12:52]  I'm like, what do you mean?
[00:12:53]  We always need Gatorade.
[00:12:55]  We have a storage room.
[00:12:56]  Next time you're there, buy some Gatorade.
[00:12:58]  Okay, well, give me some money and I'll buy some.
[00:13:00]  And I go, you can just buy it and I'll pay you back, whatever the company will pay you back.
[00:13:04]  And he goes, okay, I can do that on consignment if you want.
[00:13:08]  I'm like, that's not what consignment means.
[00:13:10]  No.
[00:13:10]  Consignment is when you get something for free and then you sell it, then you give the money back.
[00:13:14]  No.
[00:13:15]  No.
[00:13:16]  Isn't it?
[00:13:16]  No.
[00:13:17]  It's like if I had a motorcycle and Gavin says, hey, let me try to sell the bike for you.
[00:13:22]  I give it to Gavin on consignment.
[00:13:24]  He takes possession of it, tries to sell it, and then pays me and keeps it properly.
[00:13:29]  I get like 20, I don't know, 10 to 20%.
[00:13:32]  If you have a store, then you can either buy merchandise and fill it up with merchandise that you bought and now you want to make your money back, or you don't own it, like a pawn shop.
[00:13:42]  And then you fill it with other people's property.
[00:13:46]  You sell it and then you take a commission.
[00:13:48]  So it's there on consignment.
[00:13:50]  Why am I explaining this?
[00:13:52]  There's not a lot of 12-year-olds up right now.
[00:13:54]  There shouldn't be.
[00:13:55]  You're bedtime, kids.
[00:14:00]  But I hit the second one, and Kit did not have my back.
[00:14:05]  He let me down.
[00:14:06]  And I heard a bang.
[00:14:09]  I felt a bang, too.
[00:14:10]  Now, the bang is one of two things.
[00:14:12]  One is I drifted off and I couldn't see the edge and I hit a curb.
[00:14:16]  I don't think there's big curbs there.
[00:14:18]  So that's a concern.
[00:14:19]  I thought it was my rim hitting the curb.
[00:14:21]  The other possibility is I got air sucked into the intake and I got, what's it called, hydro lock.
[00:14:29]  And one of the pistons just drove through the engine wall.
[00:14:32]  In which case, the car is toast.
[00:14:35]  Yep.
[00:14:36]  Now I got insurance, I'll get a new one of equal value, but it still feels like a big deal for a puddle to end your...
[00:14:43]  I think that car was like 45 grand.
[00:14:47]  $4,404, $45.
[00:14:48]  $45, $45.
[00:14:50]  But I got off easy, judging by the newspapers today.
[00:14:55]  I was just reading about some Asian guy in Queens, 50-year-old with a two-year-old.
[00:15:00]  They were just drowned in their apartment, the whole family.
[00:15:03]  They had one exit.
[00:15:04]  They weren't strong enough to open the door because it opens out and the water had filled up.
[00:15:09]  So it was like opening one of those emergency exit doors in a plane when it's in orbit.
[00:15:15]  When it's in the air, they couldn't open it.
[00:15:18]  So he drzound.
[00:15:21]  Yep.
[00:15:22]  Terrible.
[00:15:23]  I mean, part of your brain goes, man, maybe this is to weaken the blow and dilute the horror, but part of your brain goes, you couldn't have got out a little sooner?
[00:15:33]  Basement apartment.
[00:15:36]  Record-breaking rainfall.
[00:15:38]  You couldn't have.
[00:15:39]  Because there was a place in New Jersey where they got out.
[00:15:42]  They go, this doesn't bode well.
[00:15:43]  I think we might explode.
[00:15:45]  So they got out and hours later, boom!
[00:15:48]  Their whole house is gone.
[00:15:50]  Gone.
[00:15:51]  Gas leak, smithereens.
[00:15:53]  Oh, there was tons.
[00:15:54]  I was listening to the police scanner last night.
[00:15:57]  It was a disaster.
[00:15:59]  I don't get how there's so many explosions.
[00:16:02]  Like cars bursting into flames.
[00:16:03]  Yeah.
[00:16:04]  The gas, oil tanks, the burners, the hot water heaters, pilot lights.
[00:16:11]  But how does a car burst into flames from getting too wet?
[00:16:13]  If the water knocks out the pilot lights, then gas is just filling up the house.
[00:16:17]  Right, I get that.
[00:16:18]  I get the house.
[00:16:18]  But the cars, like you show some of Maddie's footage.
[00:16:22]  You had those cars on fire.
[00:16:24]  Where was that?
[00:16:24]  In Rye.
[00:16:25]  In Rye.
[00:16:30]  That was the windows breaking in the car.
[00:16:35]  Don't know what caused the fire.
[00:16:37]  I can't figure it out.
[00:16:38]  Because that's in the day, today, when everything was dry as a boom.
[00:16:44]  But yeah, I know people who lost all their cars.
[00:16:47]  I lost a motorcycle.
[00:16:49]  Rest in peace.
[00:16:50]  That puppy?
[00:16:51]  That puppy there is submerged under probably six feet of water.
[00:16:56]  Right now?
[00:16:57]  No.
[00:16:57]  Today, yeah.
[00:16:58]  Really?
[00:16:58]  Yeah.
[00:16:59]  It hasn't drained.
[00:17:00]  Well, I guess it subsided a little bit, but it's still fucked.
[00:17:05]  Why did a guy build a motorcycle garage in the bottom of a crater?
[00:17:09]  Well, what?
[00:17:11]  It's near one of my favorite places to eat Chipotle.
[00:17:16]  In that neighborhood.
[00:17:17]  Oh, really?
[00:17:18]  That neighborhood.
[00:17:19]  Look at that.
[00:17:20]  Where my motorcycle is is the next block behind that.
[00:17:23]  That's a car wash.
[00:17:24]  So by 95.
[00:17:25]  And if you zoom in, Rye, you see right next to that tree?
[00:17:30]  Oh, yeah.
[00:17:31]  Zoom in closer.
[00:17:32]  That's a car floating.
[00:17:34]  Holy shit.
[00:17:36]  That's Mamaronek.
[00:17:37]  Yeah.
[00:17:39]  That is a car floating under the water.
[00:17:43]  So that building there, it's toast.
[00:17:46]  That's Yonkers, right?
[00:17:47]  Yeah, that's Central Avenue.
[00:17:49]  That's a video.
[00:17:50]  I mean, I think we got it as bad as NOLA.
[00:17:53]  That's insane.
[00:17:55]  That's a fucking major river.
[00:17:59]  And I'm naive.
[00:18:00]  I always think, oh, well, the car got wet.
[00:18:02]  Just drain it.
[00:18:03]  And then it'll run like new.
[00:18:06]  But, no.
[00:18:07]  All the electronics, everything in it, toast.
[00:18:10]  Toast.
[00:18:11]  The only, oh yeah, that's our buddy's.
[00:18:13]  That's our buddy's car.
[00:18:14]  Now he's insured, right?
[00:18:16]  Yeah.
[00:18:18]  That's his Mercedes that was fully submerged, like that car in the picture by the car wash.
[00:18:24]  Wow.
[00:18:24]  Yeah.
[00:18:25]  Pull up the Instagram account, WhatIsNew York?
[00:18:28]  Oh, yeah.
[00:18:30]  Because the subways in New York City, I got to change this shirt.
[00:18:32]  I can't look at myself.
[00:18:33]  I feel like a dance instructor.
[00:18:37]  What is New York shows the New York City subways?
[00:18:40]  And I read a pretty good explanation of it.
[00:18:42]  They go, aren't these things waterproof?
[00:18:45]  And someone goes, yeah, they're designed to handle the kind of storm that happens every 25, 30 years.
[00:18:50]  This was a 100-year storm.
[00:18:54]  So we can't design everything to be 100-year-proof, although we used to.
[00:18:59]  Go to the top left.
[00:19:00]  Let's just go through them.
[00:19:02]  That one's stupid.
[00:19:03]  Next.
[00:19:05]  This one's weird.
[00:19:06]  What the fuck is he doing?
[00:19:08]  Digging drainage holes?
[00:19:10]  I think so.
[00:19:12]  From where to where?
[00:19:14]  Oh, you know, looking at these videos, I realized there should be a product, an emergency product, that's like an anvil.
[00:19:20]  It's 240 pounds, and it's just rubber, and you can stick that in your toilet.
[00:19:27]  Ah, no, good.
[00:19:28]  Wouldn't that explode the pipes?
[00:19:31]  Well, they go by the point for least resistance.
[00:19:35]  No, the pipes aren't going to explode.
[00:19:37]  Oh, Jesus.
[00:19:38]  Fucking Queen's got it bad.
[00:19:40]  Yeah, there was numerous reports of people in there by that car wash where the car was floating.
[00:19:48]  People were getting rescued out of the speedway across the street from the roof.
[00:19:52]  People were getting evacuated from the second heat.
[00:19:55]  Look.
[00:19:57]  That's my invention, but an airtight sort of a foreskin seal at the base that goes and seals it.
[00:20:04]  And then the 240 pounds of lead.
[00:20:06]  That's going to destroy that, the quick crete.
[00:20:08]  Oh.
[00:20:11]  Second floor water rescues were going on last night in my neighborhood.
[00:20:15]  Fucking crazy.
[00:20:19]  Go to the next one.
[00:20:21]  Look at that.
[00:20:23]  What is she doing here?
[00:20:26]  She's pushing the water down the stairwells.
[00:20:29]  I guess prevented from going into her house.
[00:20:32]  *crickets*
[00:20:42]  Oh, right through the ceiling.
[00:20:52]  Keep going.
[00:20:54]  Wow.
[00:20:55]  This is worse than Sandy.
[00:20:57]  Yeah.
[00:20:58]  Like, Sandy was brutal for Breezy Point and, you know, Rockaways.
[00:21:05]  But we didn't get it so bad up here.
[00:21:07]  Raining in my building.
[00:21:09]  This has devastated Bronx, Westchester, everything.
[00:21:12]  Three people died in Westminster.
[00:21:14]  Really?
[00:21:15]  Yeah.
[00:21:18]  Two I own a college professors never made it home.
[00:21:21]  Swept away.
[00:21:21]  They found the husband.
[00:21:22]  They haven't found the wife yet.
[00:21:25]  I'm sorry, but I don't get that.
[00:21:27]  Well, their car got pinned against a pole in the guardrail.
[00:21:32]  I guess they decided to get out and try to seek higher ground and swept away.
[00:21:39]  Whoa.
[00:21:41]  You're not going to stop water.
[00:21:43]  Currently.
[00:21:44]  No, yeah, I didn't think of that.
[00:21:45]  That Yonkers River that you showed from your phone, that's a current.
[00:21:50]  Yeah.
[00:21:52]  You can't walk through that.
[00:21:53]  Cars were literally getting picked up and floating down the street.
[00:21:56]  If there's one picture there, there's like a big, huge ice machine that's outside of gas stations and a pallet of propane that just have lifted up and floated down and then the water's receded.
[00:22:08]  Look at that.
[00:22:09]  Yeah.
[00:22:13]  Not a fun time in the old New York last night.
[00:22:16]  I said to my mechanic, I go, I heard a bang and he's like, that's a write-off.
[00:22:21]  And I'm like, no, no, no, I could have hit the curb.
[00:22:23]  And he goes, dude, what was it like when you opened the door and got out?
[00:22:26]  I go, two salad bowls of water came into the front.
[00:22:29]  And he's like, yeah, it's gone.
[00:22:32]  Goodbye.
[00:22:33]  There's the ice machine in the pallet of...
[00:22:36]  Oh!
[00:22:37]  Oh.
[00:22:41]  Well, so I couldn't get to bed last night because the adrenaline of dealing with all this shit was so intense that my heart was fucking pounding.
[00:22:50]  A Connecticut state trooper got killed, too.
[00:22:52]  He drowned.
[00:22:53]  Oh, really?
[00:22:54]  Yep.
[00:22:57]  Where were you?
[00:22:58]  Oh.
[00:22:59]  Well, I was...
[00:23:02]  Yeah, I was at the local watering hole until about 10.
[00:23:05]  And then I got a phone call around midnight that my buddy was stuck in a puddle.
[00:23:09]  His car died.
[00:23:10]  He needed to get picked up.
[00:23:11]  So I got out of bed and went and saved our buddy and drove him home, which was a feat in itself trying to navigate the local roads because they were so...
[00:23:25]  No, driving was incredibly complicated because as you're driving and thinking of your routes, you're imagining them in your head and picturing what has the highest ground.
[00:23:36]  Yeah.
[00:23:37]  So you got this topographical map in your head of various heights.

=== Colbert's Vaccination Claim (11:05) ===

[00:23:42]  Yeah.
[00:23:42]  Wow, look at that.
[00:23:46]  I think we beat New Orleans for once in the Devastation Olympics.
[00:23:52]  All right, let's get to other news.
[00:23:56]  Nita Fashions is what I always wear on this show.
[00:24:01]  You go to NitaFashions.com, right?
[00:24:03]  N-I-T-A.
[00:24:04]  That's the URL.
[00:24:05]  But I've noticed that our viewers like to go to the Instagram and talk to them that way.
[00:24:10]  The owner of Nita Fashions, which is the founder's son, very chatty guy.
[00:24:15]  He wants to know about why you watch this show, what you like, what you don't like.
[00:24:20]  He always sends me this data where he's like, your viewers want to talk about religion more and your faith.
[00:24:28]  And they say you've been very misunderstood.
[00:24:31]  But I had never worn tailored clothes before I started appearing on Fox News.
[00:24:37]  And one of the producers there turned me on to this guy back before the pandemic, obviously, when they would go to a hotel room and they just have people come in all day measuring them up.
[00:24:47]  But they can still do this virtually.
[00:24:49]  And this is the old school real tailors.
[00:24:52]  You'll pay five to seven grand for this level of expertise here in America.
[00:24:56]  I guess I'm not being very isolationist and nationalistic when I say 800 bucks.
[00:25:02]  And the other problem with this level of tailoring in America is it's almost impossible to find.
[00:25:07]  This trade is dying out.
[00:25:10]  And if you're rich, it's a great place to set up a whole litany of suits.
[00:25:14]  When you get too fat, they let them out.
[00:25:17]  When you lose weight, they can take them in.
[00:25:20]  And if you're not rich, you should have one great suit, one quality shirt for events, for funerals and weddings and shit like that.
[00:25:27]  It really, it's not remotely uncomfortable.
[00:25:30]  The reasons you don't like suits and you prefer t-shirts and sweatpants is because your suits don't fit.
[00:25:36]  When you wear these suits, when you wear these shirts, you feel like you're wearing PJs.
[00:25:42]  I put them on for the show and I don't take them off after the show because I don't notice that I'm wearing a tie and a blazer.
[00:25:49]  I mean, and there's something painfully unprofessional about people who don't do their top button.
[00:25:54]  They look like posers, they look insincere.
[00:25:56]  If they're working with clients, whether you're a lawyer or a salesman, you Come across as disorganized and kind of a pussy that doesn't have your shit together.
[00:26:04]  When you have your top button up with your tie snug against your neck and everything fits, you seem organized.
[00:26:10]  It conveys a sense of order to the client, to the customer, which is what you need to make money.
[00:26:17]  I don't want to give you my money, trust you with my money if you don't know what the fuck you're doing.
[00:26:22]  Maybe these shirts are bothering me so much, Ryan, because the lighting is weird and it's too dark.
[00:26:30]  Are all the lights on?
[00:26:31]  Yeah.
[00:26:31]  All right.
[00:26:32]  So nitafashions.com.
[00:26:34]  You can DM them through Instagram.
[00:26:36]  They have a Twitter account, too, I assume you can DM them in.
[00:26:40]  And they'll set up an appointment to measure you, give you your pajamas.
[00:26:43]  You can have a $50 shirt.
[00:26:45]  You can have a $150 shirt.
[00:26:47]  It's all up to you.
[00:26:49]  And once they get your sort of blueprint, then they can just send you textile swatches or you can look at them online and just say, what about a fucking plaid suit?
[00:26:57]  Boom.
[00:26:58]  It arrives from FedEx ready to rock.
[00:27:03]  All right.
[00:27:03]  We have a brief moment to discuss various news incidents.
[00:27:07]  Oh, and then we'll get straight to the letter.
[00:27:09]  But before we do, Joe Rogan got COVID, and the left is furious with him for pushing false information.
[00:27:18]  The lies and false information are, well, see if you can pull up his announcement.
[00:27:24]  These are the horrible bullshit things Joe Rogan is saying that the left has decided are incredibly dangerous.
[00:27:31]  And we have everyone from journalists to Antifa to various left-wing pundits screaming blue murder at this man for saying what the fuck just happened to him.
[00:27:44]  I got up in the morning, got tested, and turns out I got COVID.
[00:27:48]  So we immediately threw the kitchen sink at it.
[00:27:50]  All kinds of meds, monoclonal antibodies, ivermectin, ZPAC, prednisone, everything.
[00:28:01]  And I also got an NAD drip and a vitamin drip, and I did that.
[00:28:05]  This is Colbert's.
[00:28:07]  Yes, I'm editorial.
[00:28:08]  So here we are on Wednesday, and I feel great.
[00:28:12]  Well, Colbert's right.
[00:28:13]  He looks really bad.
[00:28:14]  He has all kinds of shit shooting out of his face.
[00:28:18]  So point taken, Stephen Colbert.
[00:28:20]  Yeah.
[00:28:21]  Yeah.
[00:28:22]  Joe Rogan didn't say take this shit.
[00:28:24]  He didn't say it's a miracle cure.
[00:28:26]  He said, I got this disease.
[00:28:29]  I'm acknowledging it exists, by the way.
[00:28:32]  I chose this particular treatment.
[00:28:36]  I had a bad day and then I had two good days.
[00:28:40]  Here's the crazy part that the fascist left doesn't understand.
[00:28:44]  Take from that what you will.
[00:28:48]  Pretty simple, folks.
[00:28:49]  Hate it.
[00:28:50]  Call it bullshit.
[00:28:51]  Say I would have had a better time if I had been vaccinated or if I had done your treatment.
[00:28:56]  That's fine.
[00:28:57]  That's your right.
[00:28:59]  I have a take on it personally.
[00:29:01]  I have a feeling that he would have had the exact same progress with nothing.
[00:29:07]  I've heard of the bad day and then the better day and then the okay day and then the fine.
[00:29:12]  That seems to be the general story with healthy people.
[00:29:16]  That's my personal opinion.
[00:29:18]  You know the real tea?
[00:29:19]  This nigga's vaccinated.
[00:29:21]  Oh, he is.
[00:29:22]  So what the fuck?
[00:29:23]  Isn't he vaccinated?
[00:29:25]  I don't know.
[00:29:26]  I'm pretty sure he's vaccinated.
[00:29:28]  No, I don't think he is.
[00:29:29]  Look it up.
[00:29:30]  That's a major.
[00:29:31]  Here's another deal.
[00:29:32]  They make him look all pale and shitty.
[00:29:35]  And this is the original video.
[00:29:38]  Look at that.
[00:29:38]  And then Colbert did the same flag.
[00:29:40]  That's amazing.
[00:29:41]  Yeah, he looks dead.
[00:29:44]  He looks like a dead worm in that first pick.
[00:29:46]  Yeah.
[00:29:50]  Remember they did that with that bomber who was a relatively olive-skinned, half-Filipino Samoan something.
[00:29:59]  Filipino.
[00:30:00]  Who had Trump shit all over his car and was bombing things?
[00:30:02]  And you look at the media and he looks like he's just been on a hell of a suntan burner.
[00:30:08]  And then you see normal pictures of him.
[00:30:09]  No, sorry, the opposite.
[00:30:10]  He looks incredibly pale.
[00:30:12]  And then you see other pictures of him and you realize that he's a very dark dude.
[00:30:16]  Yeah.
[00:30:17]  Like the rock after a vacation kind of skin color.
[00:30:22]  Well, find out if he's vaccinated.
[00:30:23]  That's a crucial detail.
[00:30:25]  It said he dismissed vaccination after urging people.
[00:30:32]  Maybe they speculate no.
[00:30:34]  He hasn't revealed if he's vaccinated.
[00:30:36]  Well, he's always said no because he does a regimen of supplementation and he's a very physically fit person.
[00:30:45]  He says it's safe to assume that he is, says this one thing, because he has to do all the everybody who has to do the UFC thing has been vaccinated.
[00:30:56]  Right?
[00:30:57]  Remember that being a whole thing?
[00:30:59]  Yeah.
[00:30:59]  But he also could have a fake card.
[00:31:01]  Dana White specifically said, he goes, there's be no vaccination mandates in the UFC.
[00:31:06]  Yeah, Ryan, you got to look at the sources too.
[00:31:09]  You're looking at distractify.com.
[00:31:12]  Yeah, Dana White has specifically said that there is going to be no vaccination mandate within the UFC.
[00:31:19]  Huh.
[00:31:22]  Okay, well, that's all the news we have to say today, is that New York got rained out and Joe Rogan is in trouble for telling the truth.
[00:31:35]  Let's fucking get into this Mail B. Ryan, shut up, you don't have a debt.
[00:31:46]  Let's turn our eyes together.
[00:31:52]  Let me touch it.
[00:31:55]  Maddie knife quiz.
[00:31:57]  Dear Maddie, why are you such a pussy?
[00:31:59]  I'll meet you anytime.
[00:32:00]  I'm actually on my way to the studio now to kick the shit out of you.
[00:32:04]  I know where you live.
[00:32:06]  No, just kidding.
[00:32:07]  Maddie, I think you'd probably have good taste in knives considering you have had a karambit.
[00:32:14]  Yeah.
[00:32:15]  What's a karambit?
[00:32:16]  It's a knife.
[00:32:18]  It's curved.
[00:32:20]  It's a curved blade.
[00:32:21]  That's when I said, I know you're the cops.
[00:32:23]  And they go, he's bad news.
[00:32:24]  And I go, why?
[00:32:25]  And he goes, he opened the door when we came by his house and he had a knife to kill us.
[00:32:30]  And then you go, no, I had a karambit.
[00:32:33]  It severs tendons.
[00:32:34]  It's totally legal.
[00:32:35]  And I didn't know who was at the door.
[00:32:38]  Who's knocking on my door at four in the morning?
[00:32:40]  You're both right.
[00:32:41]  Yes, I have many karambits.
[00:32:45]  Okay, so this viewer would like you to.
[00:32:48]  What do you think of my knives?
[00:32:49]  Are you a fan of cold steel?
[00:32:51]  Yeah, cold steel is a good blade.
[00:32:52]  Carbon blades.
[00:32:54]  Very sharp knives.
[00:32:56]  Are they like metal detector proof?
[00:33:00]  The one that I opened the door with when the police were there that day, that was one you can get through metal detectors with it.
[00:33:07]  But that was actually a cold steel.
[00:33:09]  Carbon alerts.
[00:33:10]  Like when I think of carbon, I think of cold.
[00:33:14]  Oh, okay.
[00:33:15]  The one I had was a polycarbonate, like that right there.
[00:33:20]  That's the one I had.
[00:33:22]  And that's plastic.
[00:33:23]  No, no, no.
[00:33:23]  That one's not because it's got a sharp blade on it.
[00:33:26]  I can see the blade is sharpened.
[00:33:28]  But those are parambits.
[00:33:29]  But some plastic ones, they'll shred you, kill you, cut you to pieces.
[00:33:33]  You see that one right there?
[00:33:36]  Well, right there doesn't work when we're looking at 200 pictures.
[00:33:39]  This one?
[00:33:40]  Yeah, it's like that, but it's made of composite material.
[00:33:46]  Extremely sharp though.
[00:33:48]  So it could easily kill someone?
[00:33:49]  Yeah, absolutely.
[00:33:51]  I should take it next time I visit guys in prison.
[00:33:53]  So what do you think of this guy's knife collection?
[00:33:56]  Yeah, something there.
[00:33:57]  Nice.
[00:33:58]  No, he ain't better than that.
[00:34:00]  You know, see that one in the bottom left?
[00:34:02]  I've seen that confiscated at Antifa rallies by the police in Portland.
[00:34:07]  Right.
[00:34:07]  And I find it a particularly disturbing weapon because it implies that normal knives just can't get deep enough.
[00:34:15]  I really want to get in there and grind.
[00:34:18]  I'm not satisfied with just simply lacerating someone.
[00:34:23]  They're abnormally sadistic.
[00:34:26]  Okay, I just realized we've gone too long for the freebie shit.

=== Content Deluge (01:58) ===

[00:34:30]  So now we're going to continue with some letters and take some calls and have a surprise that I'm not going to tell the freeloaders.
[00:34:39]  Only people who pay $10 a month for censored.tv will get this surprise.
[00:34:46]  And when we first started this, I was doing the show an hour and 20 minutes a day, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
[00:34:53]  That was it.
[00:34:54]  $10 a month.
[00:34:55]  Now, you could not possibly watch all the content we have on this network.
[00:35:01]  It's a YouTube.
[00:35:02]  And you get 2468, two hours a day from me Monday to Friday.
[00:35:08]  So it just keeps adding up.
[00:35:11]  In fact, I'm getting a little insecure because I get pushed down by all the new content.
[00:35:16]  And people have to go to get off my lawn to see today's episode.
[00:35:21]  But we've got Katie Hopkins, Dusty Bogan, two Jim Gold shows, Larry Barnes, Candace Owens, Wayne Dupree, Cornell West.
[00:35:33]  The variety goes on and on and on.
[00:35:35]  And it's only begun.
[00:35:36]  Now that we've set up this new studio, we're going to be doing a lot more sit-downs with various guests and having long Joe Rogan-like episodes where we get deep, deep into things and say horrible things like the truth.
[00:35:50]  So freebie guys, goodbye.
[00:35:52]  I'm going to bid fake adieu to the rest of you and say get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
[00:36:02]  *music*
[00:36:09]  Living in a world where no one's innocent.
[00:36:13]  Oh, well, at least we try.
[00:36:17]  Gotta live my truth, not keep it bottled.
[00:36:21]  So I don't lose my mind.
[00:36:24]  Baby, I can feel it on my skin.