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Feb. 19, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E127 - SAMANTHA BEE STINGS [2020-02-19 - S02E127 - SAMANTHA BEE STINGS]
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Hey Man, Donate, Jail 00:06:33
Time for coffee moments and me on my way to Real World.
Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
Getting your skin down.
I'm getting used to it now.
I'm getting...
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was Twin Peaks from Chicago.
Some smooth dudes just chilling out.
We've got a very important show for you today.
We're going to devote it almost exclusively to Samantha B. We're still doing the holiday ups, catching up on the mailbag.
But Samantha B hates Dennis Prager, and it's just a perfect example of the left hating the right for stupid, sad, pathetic reasons.
And it's another good example of who we're up against.
We're up against losers.
Losers with power is really where we're at.
Tucker described it as a house with a new paint job that's infested by termites, and you just push on the walls and they slowly collapse.
Dude, you got to lose those.
We're not on Instagram anymore.
It's not interesting.
True.
You know, before we get started, I was just talking to some proud boy.
They call me sometimes with emergencies, and I'm like, I can't help you.
You're on your own, boys.
Wish you nothing but the best.
But I'm not a leader in that sense.
Part of being an egalitarian is I want everyone to handle their own shit.
But he said, there was actually two recently.
One, the guy called me and he said, hey, man, I need to talk to you about something.
So I think, oh, someone's in jail.
Fuck.
We got to help them get a lawyer.
What's going on?
And so I call him immediately because I think this is a big deal.
And he goes, hey, man, big fan, blah, blah, blah.
I'm from Indianapolis or some fucking place that I've never been.
Okay.
And he goes, yeah, I don't know if you know what's been going on recently, but things can been getting pretty hectic.
Okay.
So you're not in jail?
Plus, I have to think this is a prank.
I don't know.
There's 5,000 members.
I don't know them.
I don't know how you got my fucking number.
And he says, hey, man.
Yeah, I was at a meetup recently, and I don't know if this made it to you, but these guys, two of them were joking around on the bar.
One of them stood up on the bar and pulled his pants down.
He was mooning us.
And then another dude took a rubber ducky and shoved it up his ass.
Like I'm going to go, what?
I need names now.
There's no way that's happening ever again.
I don't fucking care.
And he goes, well, I just think it's a problem.
I go, A, I don't care.
B, it's not a problem.
It's two guys joking around.
Who fucking cares?
C, say I thought it was a problem, which I don't.
What am I supposed to do?
Hop on a plane, go down there and have a meeting?
Chastise them, have a sit-down?
Like, what would Tony Soprano do if he heard two of his enforcers did that in another part of the country?
Give me the rubber duck.
This is a very difficult situation.
This is a confiscation.
Give up the squeaky toy.
And I go, I can't tell if you're Antifa pranking me right now because this can't be real.
And he goes, and he goes, no, I'm not.
I don't think he is because he sent me like proof.
But he said, how are we supposed to venerate the housewife if we're having gay sex?
That was an actual quote.
I just hung up.
I mean, I'm busy.
I'm with my kids.
Someone took me away from my kids.
I assumed it was because someone was in jail.
And then the other call was this dude.
No, this was an email.
He says, hey, man, look, we're trying to help out.
Because Enrique had said there's a thing in the Hells Angels called membership assessment.
Not that Proud Boys are a gang, but if someone's in jail or something, you have to donate X amount or you're not in the club anymore.
And I was saying, Proud Boys should have to donate 20 bucks or they're no longer Proud Boys to this JusticeForLiberty.com fund, justicefoliberty.com.
And if you can't pull $20 together, you're not a Proud Boy.
By the way, Antifa put in fake numbers, which is why it was up to 25.
And so we deleted those.
We want to make sure the number is actually real.
Anyway, he says to me, you know what would be cool, and it would help a lot of people contribute is if for censored.tv, you said, okay, you buy a subscription, it's like $100, and then you give $50 to Justice for Liberty.
So that way we'd have an incentive to donate because we'd be getting a membership at censored.tv.
What?
Why don't we do this?
Why don't you go buy a car, buy a Nissan, and then as you're leaving, tell the dealership to donate 50% of the money to a charity of their choice?
What the fuck are you talking about?
What a retarded concept.
Hey, can you just give me something half price and then take that money and spend it on the charity?
Okay, thanks.
Like, what is going on with their fucking minds?
Or another guy I sent out, I'm on these like little chats and I sent out the website to everyone.
I said, guys, you got to fucking, come on.
They got into a fight as Proud Boys.
They were attacked as Proud Boys.
That's you.
This isn't some random dude got caught shoplifting.
This is part of your club.
And I sent the link and he goes, hey, man, okay, we'll definitely talk to our guys.
Can you push this link around?
He sends me his website where he makes t-shirts and stuff.
Like shitty whatever t-shirts.
And I go, that's not a priority of mine right now, actually.
I'm trying to raise money for a baby.
And he goes, okay, well, I'm trying to keep a roof over my fucking head.
Anyways, today is Wednesday, the 20th, today Roger Stone gets sentenced.
Fat People and the News 00:15:54
And the media finally learned that the jury was compromised.
It's Actually, kind of good that they figured it out so late because this is right before sentencing and he's asking for a retrial.
I mean, he's going to get the same shit if he does a retrial, but whatever, at least it delays it.
But we knew everyone knew the jury was, they were all clones of the judge.
We all knew that.
So my gut says he's going to get four years.
You're probably watching this and you already know the answer because this is a pre-tape.
But if he gets one day, that's fucking ridiculous.
John Brennan did the exact same crimes irregular on TV.
James Clapper did the exact same crimes regular on TV.
Meanwhile, John Brennan is a fucking Muslim.
Head of the CIA converted to Islam.
They base that show Homeland on him.
He's purely corrupt.
He's fucking linked to terrorism as far as I'm concerned.
And he's free to go.
But Roger Stone gets an email wrong.
Did you receive an email from June Assange?
No.
Yeah, you did.
Go to prison until you die.
All right, so I want to dive right into it.
Let me do up my tie and let's have a look at everything that's wrong with the left and their stupid, juvenile beefs.
Samantha B has a very successful show called Full Frontal.
We wish her nothing but the best.
Gets lots of views.
Good work.
She was taken on by TBS and they basically said, we're going to push this show no matter what happens.
Fuck ratings.
And it worked out for them.
Good work.
The left is not like that.
They're fucking petty.
So Samantha B is pissed that on the right, Dennis Prager is also garnering millions of views.
And so she went on a seven-minute rant about what a cocksucker he is.
He's one of the most benevolent and kind people I've come across in politics ever.
I think the worst thing he's ever done is he said, speaking of liberals, they think we're evil.
We just think they're wrong.
And he said that a lot.
So people thought it was his.
It was Charles Krauthammer.
So implied plagiarism is the worst we can get with him.
But here is Samantha B bitching about PragerU.
Now, this is old news by now, but I've been meaning to get to this for a while because I really want to get into it.
I'm probably going to say pause 9 million times.
By the way, side note, I used to be neighbors with Samantha B. We both had a country house upstate.
And I fucking hate her on this show.
I hate the writers.
I hate the message.
But she's a wonderful person and a great mom.
And it just goes to show you that these political adversaries can be actually great human beings.
It's confusing, I know.
Anyway, sorry.
Rambling intro.
Hit it, Sam.
News.
It's easy to think that all conservative media...
Okay, because I only heard, I didn't hear the Fox News.
It's easy to think that all conservative media has a very specific energy.
You might need an AR-15 with 30 rounds to defend your family if 50 Antifa thugs show up at your house with your small children.
Border Patrol officials calling it a direct.
Pause.
What are they laughing at?
Why is that funny?
Antifa thugs do show up at your door.
William Van, what's his name?
Spronson?
Showed up at ICE, ready to murder hundreds of people.
Luckily, they murdered him first.
Antifa thugs went to Tucker Carlson's house.
His wife locked herself in the pantry.
We just had an Antifa supporter kill his ex-girlfriend.
I forget their names.
Amy Harwick, I think was her name.
So, yeah, Antifa are violent.
I've already told you about 16 deaths that Antifa's responsible for.
So I don't get why that's a big deal.
But okay, go ahead.
Most swimmers taking a dip on the shores of Cape Cod are treading lightly.
They even dare go in.
It's going to be another shocky summer.
That's the governor of Massachusetts.
But while Fox continues its lifelong quest to scare your grandparents into hoarding Franklin mint coins, one growing conservative outlet is all news is if it bleeds, it leads.
So is she implying that the left isn't also scaremongers?
Hate has no home here.
Hate is on the rise.
Nazis are everywhere.
Hate groups, proud boys.
Oh my God, they're all going to kill you and your family.
They're all gun nuts.
I mean, yes, conservative news outlets such as Fox News occasionally will do a story about sharks.
Or spring break.
Remember when Hannity was obsessed with spring break?
And then we discovered that women were getting gang raped and guys were getting murdered?
And Sean Hannity's alarmism was totally accurate?
So this is often on the money.
But anyway, if you want to talk about fear-mongering, that's your side, Samantha.
That's you people.
Colorful graphics and social media to appeal to a new generation.
But don't worry, their videos are very normal.
Murder.
Is murder wrong?
Is it evil?
How do you know?
Liberals, the research tells.
Pause.
Dennis Prager is an intellectual, okay?
He's written, he writes really interesting books.
I think he wrote a really good book about the case for Israel I might have here.
But he's an intellectual.
And so when you're an intellectual, when you're talking about religion, you're talking about what's right or wrong, you have to get down to bare bones philosophy and ethics.
And that video she just showed is a very interesting look at murder.
Do you need religion for murder to be wrong?
What is ethics?
What is good and bad?
You know, smart guy stuff, Jordan Peterson stuff.
But to take just one clip and go, murder, is it wrong?
What an abnormal show.
This is what The Daily Show used to do all the time.
They cherry-pick these segments to make a fake narrative and create fake news.
I think this is where most women get their news.
No men watch this show.
This is all lonely dog moms, and there are millions of them.
Elsis are generally more outgoing, more likely to try new stuff.
They're open to new ideas, though not school choice or flat taxes or a market-based healthcare reform.
I won't defend.
So that was Greg Guttfeld making a totally reasonable argument.
You're trying to make Prager you look fucked up.
What about what Greg Guttfeld just said was weird?
And he was also very flattering.
The first half of that Greg Guttfeld thing was making liberals sound great.
Okay, now what's this guy?
From zero for zero, by the way.
Black taxes or a market-based healthcare reform.
I want fairness generally means look at me.
I'm a nice person.
The left is destroying the Boy Scouts.
What's the matter with that?
The power of the visuals.
The left did destroy the Boy Scouts.
They're done now.
They let girls in.
They said it was illegal not to let homosexuals be counselors.
And parents just stopped wanting their kids to go there.
Boy Scouts are done.
Have you checked into this?
Do you live outside of your fucking Upper West Side Manhattan bubble?
We just had a thing out in the burbs here where it was at, well, not just, it was 9-11 Memorial in September.
And there was about 13 Girl Scouts there to lay wreaths and stuff.
There was two fucking Boy Scouts.
And I talked to some of the old timers around and they said, this used to be like 50 Boy Scouts.
The Boy Scouts are dying.
And they were killed by political correctness.
How is that weird?
Men has no analog in women.
Oh, honey, no, that's not women.
That's just you.
If you're not familiar, the clips you just saw are made by a conservative media outlet.
So he made a very reasonable point that we see tits and a woman and we get super fucking horny and it bugs us all day.
I think men think about sex every 13 seconds.
And as a married man, I will still see a woman on the street so beautiful it ruins my whole day.
That's not a female thing.
Samantha B does not see a smoke show hunk on the street and get a wet pussy and be unable to not think about his cock all day.
That just doesn't happen.
It's a fact that everyone knows to be true except the Daily Show.
And you're going to see a lot of insults about Prager's looks, which is ironic when we have Samantha B, who, come on, she looks like a breathtakingly gorgeous 90-year-old.
She looks like a witch got a job.
And she's making fun of Dennis Prager.
But then you go, well, she's just reading a script, right?
Okay, who's making fun of Dennis Prager?
Her writing staff are comprised of the ugliest fucking losers in the world.
And most of their jokes are based on how ugly people like Sean Hannity and Greg Guttfeld and Jordan Peterson and what's his name?
Seb Gorka.
All these people, Kellyanne Conway, are so hideous.
Who's calling Kellyanne Conway a hideous cunt?
A much more hideous cunt.
This is the head writer, Kristen Bartlett.
Look at her.
And now her angle, by the way, is I'm just different.
I'm like an albino or a cross-eyed person.
No, you're someone who has indulged themselves so much to such unimaginable lengths that you're dying.
Imagine you were a chronic masturbator and you were to masturbate so much, you tore the skin off your penis and you were bleeding to death.
That's what she is.
She is a fucking heroin addict.
She's a dying junkie.
She's an alcoholic that has a fifth of vodka over a day or over the weekend.
I've never heard of a fifth a day.
You know the ones with the handles on them?
She, to food, is what they are to their various addictions.
And here she is with her witch sock puppet telling us how ugly and shitty and sexless everyone is and how no one wants to fuck them.
If someone wants to fuck you, Kristen, they should be put in a mental institution.
They have a problem.
And I'm not kidding one bit.
They have a mental illness.
I have a video of her talking.
You think, okay, so Prager U sucks.
Dennis Prager's a fucking loser.
She could do a much better job.
She's awesome.
She's sitting there through Samantha telling you how to live your life.
Let's see what she's got to offer.
Look at her.
She is a green mountain.
She's a hill.
I could have a picnic with my family on her and she wouldn't even notice.
Hi there.
It's the intellectual shit that she ever got.
Hottest and thick.
Yeah.
She's really thick.
She's really pulcritudinous.
She's real curvy.
There's no curves there at all.
It's a circle.
They wrote this intro, too.
Hi, everybody.
I'm Ashley Nicole Black.
And I'm Kristen Bartlett.
We were so excited to write this piece because, hello, it's personal.
I passed.
You're not awkward at all as you read your cue cards and go back and forth and back and forth.
And actors look at my plate and say, it's so lucky it doesn't matter what I eat anymore.
They are lucky you didn't stab them with your fork.
Last year I saw a new gynecologist amend.
He laughs.
Mistake.
Huge.
So this guy waited till I was bareassed on the exam table to ask, have you ever considered weight loss surgery?
I don't know.
Have you ever considered talking to my face instead of my chooch?
Her chooch is her vagina.
That's her gynecologist.
I have to translate her jokes for you.
This man that she's mocking, who's so rude, this is their fucking mental deficiency, these obese dying pigs.
She sees a doctor as saying, oh, you're dying, as rude.
He's an asshole for telling, asking her if she's ever had gastric bypass.
Hey, lady, your only hope to live is a gastric bypass.
That's your only hope.
So this man was throwing you a life preserver as you drown and you went, do you ever think of staring at my face and not my cooch?
My chooch?
Who the fuck calls it a chooch?
Yeah, what a dick.
You really have chosen the perfect enemies in your life.
All the people who want to make your life better or America's life better.
No one needs to remind fat people they're fat.
We have not forgotten.
We're not here to remind you.
We're here to say stop preaching And stop pretending you're not dying because you're dying.
Why is everyone so mad at fat people anyway?
Not mad.
You're great.
You know who's fat?
Santa Claus.
Just pause.
I will give that to her.
Santa is someone who's morbidly obese and has been living for hundreds of years.
So maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe it is perfectly healthy.
But also, Chris Christie.
He's also dying, bitches.
Yeah, he sucks, but not because he's fat.
Being fat is the best part about him.
And you know what else?
If I had the government resources to shut down a public beach just so I could lay on it all by myself, bitch, I would.
And so would all of you.
But as awesome as it was getting to write this piece, we actually had a hard time finding.
This is the second time we've heard that they wrote this piece and that they have written it and they're performing it and here they are doing their piece.
And it was really hard, but we did it.
Footage that didn't suck.
You know that B-roll of just fat people's bellies when they're trying to run across the street?
You know why we do that?
Because if we show your face, we're worried that that's humiliating.
You're so fucking gross that we show your body.
We're hiding your face to be kind.
Get away from the news.
Fat people live in fear that we're going to be watching the news and recognize our fupas on a story about how bad fat people are.
So we did something about it.
take a look.
What?
Come up.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm proud of my dying self.
Can we watch a video about junkies eating cucumbers and shooting heroin, please?
Oh, you go with your bad self.
Hunks dying to fuck them.
Just stop.
So, those two fat cunts are the ones telling you how to live your life.
The white one is the head writer, but she's obviously not funny enough.
They need a fucking nerd to hit all the beats.
So, they get this ethnomasochist who hates white men more than anything because white men bullied him in high school.
And Samantha B is his puppet.
That first fat chick you saw, she's the co-head writer, but it's sort of like when you see like Carly Simon wrote this song with this other songwriter and she's the co-writer.
He just sort of stuck her in there to give her some song credits.
And also, if you're writing a song like I Am Woman, Hear Me Roar, and it was written by just a soul man, it's kind of a bad look.
Mike Drucker's Sad Tale 00:09:19
So they'll often just bring in the woman singing it and say, she's the co-writer.
That's clearly what they're doing here and calling her the co-headwriter.
But this nerd is the one who does the heavy lifting.
And his name is Mike Drucker.
He's one of the saddest pieces of shit losers.
I don't think he's even worth wedging, but clearly someone took the time to do a lot of wedging in junior high because he's all about shitting on white males.
And that's what he does for Samantha B. So the irony is when you see Samantha B talking about how disgusting and what losers all these successful white alpha males are, it's actually this sad white male getting revenge on the cool guys who bullied him.
So she's not empowered.
She's not kicking ass.
And all these women who watch Samantha B and go, yeah, sisters, we're doing it for ourselves.
No, a self-hating white male is the guy responsible for all this.
And just so you can see what a fucking loser he is, this is on his previous gig where Michael Bay was deciding to do Ninja Turtles.
And I don't know, they weren't going to be teenagers or something.
Some dumb thing that Ninja Turtle fans like him are mad about.
So here he is reacting to Michael Bay ruining the Ninja Turtles.
Michael Bay, you are the devil.
Wait, can you see his hairline?
His hairline's cropped here.
It's a very crucial part of who he is.
Yeah, there we go.
Things you needed to get right about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
That they're teenagers, that they're mutants, that they're ninjas, and that they're turtles.
That's it.
Making them aliens literally counsels out two of those.
It's in the title.
That's like remaking Thundercats and having it be about underwater dogs.
That's like not even closed alert.
Yeah, don't do that.
I was just kidding.
Some fans of the Hunger Games were upset that certain characters were cast as black and not white as they imagined them in the book.
Oh, just pause.
This will be Mike being pissed off at white people, I assume.
This is Samantha B. You're seeing Samantha B's brain speaking.
With a nerd rant is Mike Drucker.
What's the tech string is clapping with these people?
You can't be bigots.
Like, you have to be a level 99 racist for the worst part of your post-apocalyptic future to be black people.
Like, that makes no sense.
Like, are you mad that Big Brother's gay?
That's like running from zombies and getting mad you have to hide in a synagogue.
Oh man, there are zombies, and I'm in a Jewish church.
Could this future be any worse?
Researchers at the University of Utah.
I get the idea.
Everyone's a fucking stupid Nazi loser, and I'm awesome, and I'm rolling my eyes at how much they suck because Michael Bay is below me.
He's a fucking retard.
And that fat bitch we saw before wants you to know that Dennis Prager is ugly, and no one wants to fuck him.
By the way, I'm sort of spoiler alert telling you what's going to be on the future.
Dennis Prager, I know him.
I've done, I did Red Eye with him a couple times.
His wife's a doctor.
She's a fucking smokeshow.
There she is, being gorgeous.
Enjoying what Dennis is saying and looking at.
Why can't I get out of her way?
Yeah, he's a real loser.
All right, let's go back to her fucking idiotic and petty rant that goes on and on and on.
Called Prager U, which itself is short for Prager University, as in their own website saying Prager University is not an accredited academic institution, but it is a place where you are free to learn.
This is just like Trump You.
No one on earth thinks that watching Prager U videos is a real university and is going to somehow give you a PhD.
It's like any other fake you, like bounce you, which I said earlier.
However, fuckheads keep pretending that when you say whatever you, Gavin you, that you're trying to trick people.
So, to avoid lawsuits, they have to put this silly jargon.
So, it's because of Samantha B's or Mike Drucker's feigned ignorance that people have to say stupid shit like this and add disclaimers, like, don't swallow this fork.
It's not healthy.
That's the society that we're living in right now.
And then here she is.
This is pretty fucking, what do you call that?
Mega?
When a thing is a thing is a thing?
Meta.
This is pretty fucking meta.
Where she's saying it's not a real university, which is an idiotic thing to say, which is why they have to put that there.
But no one thinks it's a university.
Mike Drucker's going to go back to that joke a few times.
He describes every place.
The last place I learned something for free was in a bra store.
And what I learned is that I have been wrong for 35 years.
PragerU is actually a massively successful part of a growing hub of the online right-wing media machine.
They have been funded by GOP mega donors, and their videos are specifically aimed at middle school and high school children.
Even worse.
It's not cigarettes, you dumb bitch.
Your politics have taken over media.
Samantha B has the exact same views as Stephen Colbert, as Jimmy Kimmel, as Jimmy Fallon, as every, as Seth Meyer says, every single person that does these shows on mainstream TV.
So yeah, rich guy said, well, I can afford to create, sorry, to help a place like this.
And that fucking pisses her off.
How dare you?
Meanwhile, you are drowning in affirmative action.
Your whole show is affirmative action.
Your whole show is charity.
Those videos get billions of views.
Meanwhile, the makeup tutorial videos are still stuck in the single digits.
And all of those views are for me and one guy who keeps asking me to put makeup on my feet.
Okay?
I can subscribe.
Breaker humans.
That was the only sort of remotely funny part of this whole video.
And it was girls doing normal, girly kind of humor and not this vindictive cunt shit that they hire men to write for them.
And did you see how hideous she looked in that makeup tutorial?
That's like being airbrushed and everything.
Still shockingly unattractive, which is not something that concerns me, obviously.
But when you make your whole thing about how Dennis Prager is not hot, glass houses, lady.
Sorry, go ahead.
PragerU gets those views the same way a lot of YouTube channels do by producing short, fun videos that are mostly hosted by the worst people.
What's up, guys?
This is Will Witt with PragerU, and today we're back with Storytime with Will.
Are you an activist?
Yes, four-year-olds.
Also, what is this?
Supposed to be about transgender rights?
Did you hear he said, are you an activist?
Yes, four-year-olds.
Okay.
So he's acknowledging that a four-year-old reads this book.
Babies not choosing their own gender.
The indoctrination does not just start in college.
It does not just start in high school.
It starts when kids are four to eight years old.
That's bad, but the worst part is that he thinks this baby board book is for eight-year-olds.
No, he said it was for a four-year-old.
Then when he did his conclusion, he talked about all of these books and said they range from four to eight.
This was probably the fat bitch's input.
I guess for Will Witt, goosebumps is his infinite jest.
Just keep plugging away, buddy.
You'll finish it one day.
Meanwhile, this little kid, and I see 20-year-olds as little kids, is much more sophisticated than her.
But because of her typo and her mistake about the four-year-old, eight-year-old kid, she's now mocking his stupidity, which of course, to get back to the meta, is a mockery of her own writer's stupidity.
Prague RU was founded in 2009 by Dennis Prager, a radio host turned digital mogul, and man who definitely eats hard-boiled eggs on an airplane.
That's another great insult, is to make up things he does and then Photoshop him doing these things in a gross way with your friends cringing and grimacing next to him.
Good diss.
Can I get another milk on the rocks?
So she's making fun of him for drinking milk on a plane on the rocks and having hard-boiled eggs.
Can you imagine what fucking Mike Drucker eats?
Or can you even conceive of the number of hard-boiled eggs that gigantic blimp who wrote this shit eats?
Do you want to make fun of diets?
Let's put on a large dining room table what she consumes every day.
The entire pizza she eats, the enormous fried chicken she has, an entire chicken to herself, the three three liter bottles of Arsie Cola, the fries, the Chick-fil-A, the fucking cheeseburgers.
When a Woman Isn't in the Mood 00:03:40
Oh my God, the ice cream.
Can you imagine her diet?
It's a little more hilarious than Dennis Prager's fictional airplane diet.
She is an aeroplane.
I think she might even eat an aeroplane.
Prager is a prolific writer with multiple books, essays.
That are way over your head.
One special piece called When a Woman Isn't in the Mood Part One.
Pause.
What?
So now all his books are bullshit, right?
Because of this title.
And this goes back to the original part of the video where she goes, is murder wrong?
What is murder?
Why is it wrong?
They're not weird at all.
This article is about married couples.
So, and by the way, he's writing an article about married couples and sex.
Why?
What's his incentive there?
Is he trying to get rich?
Is he trying to promote some sort of pornographic agenda?
He's got a happy marriage where I assume he has a great sex life.
They've been together for a very long time and seem to be getting along great.
So the impetus for this article, he wrote, is to improve people's lives, to make marriages better, to make sex better in marriage.
He's writing an article trying to improve your relationship.
That includes you, by the way, Samantha.
Did I just fuck out my tie?
I've read this article.
It's all about how women go, look, he always wants to fuck me all the time.
I'm paraphrasing, by the way.
And I shouldn't have to fuck him to prove my love to him.
And God, men are animals.
And he's then taking all of those points, which are commonly said, and saying, defending them and saying, Yeah, you're right.
I know, but men are animals.
In fact, they're constantly thinking about sex.
But when you refuse a man, it bums him out.
And that's why it hurts his feelings.
And I'm not saying you should fuck your husband when you don't want to, but understand from his point of view, a lot of the way women in a marriage express their love for their husband is through sex.
He likes it.
That's the way it is.
And it's not telling women to do it.
Anyway, you can look it up yourself.
It's a really benevolent, kind marriage therapy.
You know, he's trying to help people improve their marriage.
And here she is mocking it because of the title, because that fat pig and that loser nerd are too lazy to even read the fucking thing.
Part two is just homeboy's headshot.
Isn't that awesome?
Homeboy's headshot.
Mike Drucker definitely wrote that line.
Homeboy's headshot.
Do you remember Mike Drucker's headshot?
He's also a midget, by the way.
So you're seeing a very ugly looking dude, but you're also, you also have to keep in mind that he's tiny.
He's a tiny, bald, fat loser that you'd have to be insane to fuck.
Oh, there he is in a studio.
Look at that.
Look at that.
He just said a great way to turn women off is to show a picture of homeboy Dennis Prager.
Dennis Prager is married to a beautiful, successful doctor.
This guy hasn't been fucked in infinity.
Yeah.
Homeboy.
If you live in a glasshouse of unbelievable ugliness, Samantha, Mike, and Caitlin, was her name?
Straw Men and Shallow Beliefs 00:15:50
Don't throw fucking pretty stones, Kristen.
Dennis Krager's belief system extends beyond traditional Judeo-Christian values.
He also has a ton of weird other beliefs.
I promise you, one day you will say, first they came after conservatives, and I said nothing.
And then they came after me, and there was no one left to speak up for me.
To the left, the primary purpose of art sculpture.
He's talking about the invasion of socialism in American culture.
We see Bernie Sanders kicking ass and taking names.
It's totally conceivable that America could become as left as Canada.
And in Canada, as we've been discussing, we have Ezra Levant being questioned by law enforcement for writing a book critical of the prime minister.
So Dennis Prager's dystopia, where people are unable to speak their mind, where free speech is dead, is not unreasonable.
That's not a crazy belief.
Have you checked out my life recently?
I had to build a fucking armored tank called censored.tv that still had to change the name and privately charge people money to see me speak because I can't have a voice anywhere else.
I cannot make a living anywhere else because I've been censored.
Why?
Because I'm funny, I'm gorgeous, I'm interesting, and I like Trump.
That's a crime.
And music is to shock.
That's why so much contemporary art is meaningless.
Wait, wait, just go back, go back, go back.
He used examples.
Speak up for me.
To the left, the primary purpose of art, sculpture, and music is to shock.
That's why so much contemporary.
These are all real successful pieces of art.
Banksy really did shred one of his prints live at a Suthby's art show.
They really do regularly have toilets in art shows.
We just had a gold toilet by a Maurizio, what's his name?
And Jay-Z was a crack dealer who built his career selling illegal drugs, getting the money from that, recording songs.
I think he shot his sister.
He destroyed his community.
This is all real liberal art.
How is this a weird belief?
Go ahead.
Literary art is meaningless and involves the scatological, meaning urine and feces.
Yes, urine and feces.
Pause.
That's not a weird view.
Piss Christ is a successful photograph of Jesus Christ in a giant cube of piss.
And what's the, I forget the name of this piece, but there's the Virgin Mary covered, created out of elephant dung.
I think it's just called Mary or something.
And that was an artist who made the Virgin Mary out of fucking elephant dung.
So he is literally correct that they are using excrement, urine, and feces to make art.
Encrusted with elephant dung.
At least Piss Christ looked good.
This is pathetic.
It's kind of racist, too, isn't it?
I think the artist was African.
Africans are allowed to draw insulting depictions of blacks.
What's it called, though?
The Holy Virgin Mary.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
All right, let's get to get back to Witchface.
How dare you?
We also do plenty of jokes about boners.
Just pause.
Hey, he wasn't talking about jokes.
He was talking about liberal art, and he was specifically referencing music, sculpture, and visual art.
He wasn't talking about you, Samantha.
Now, his extreme views would make Dennis Krager unpopular with West Coast elites.
He's actually worked in Hollywood, producing movies such as For Goodness Sake, For Goodness Sake 2, and For Goodness Sake 3, 50 Shades Free.
Pause.
So he did two movies called For Goodness and For Goodness Sake.
They made a fake one in the third.
You haven't seen the movies, so you're making fun of the title?
This is the left is so fucking lazy that they make fun of headlines and titles without seeing the thing they're talking about.
How much time did they have to do this segment?
Because it's seven minutes long and it looks like it was done in about ten minutes.
Chris Prager even recently made his own documentary with comedian and knockoff Joe Rogan, Adam Carolla, called...
And this is the actual poster.
How is he a knockoff Joe Rogan?
He's nothing like Joe Rogan at all.
Adam Carolla focuses on liberty, libertarianism.
He loves cars, but he's all about free speech.
Joe Rogan is all over the map.
He's more, if you had to narrow him down, it would be like hunting and meat and fucking wrestling and boxing and MMA, man, dude stuff.
Adam Carolla is more of an economics guy, a pro-jobs guy.
Anyway, sorry, that's a tangent.
Actual poster, no safe spaces.
I guess it's either about the First Amendment or crashing your bus out of a college.
Anyway, finally, that's a genuinely valid criticism.
In their poster, they have the bus crashing out of the college.
It should be the bus crashing into the college, but you couldn't show the title on the bus if it was crashing into the college.
So they managed to find an inconsistency and something that's not perfectly accurate that the graphic designer who did their poster for their tour did.
Bam!
Slam dunk in your face, Prager U. 90% of their budget went to that poster.
Prager U itself continues Dennis' love of right-wing celebrities using conservative experts and stars to add a veneer of respectability to the site.
Isn't it amazing, by the way, that a fucking army made this?
It probably took five days.
They had, speaking of making fun of graphics guys, they had a whole team of graphics dudes making that aeroplane thing.
We had a team of writers.
We shot it, rehearsed it, wrote it out.
It's all on a teleprompter.
They really got to like play t-ball in order to fucking get to first base, don't they?
Epitomizing much of their shitty and factually untrue commentary.
I mean, pause, pause, pause.
You just, I don't know how long we've been watching this for, but why don't you show one thing they've said that was factually untrue?
Prager U, I worked with Prager U once.
I think I became too controversial for them.
But I was doing a thing on statues being taken down.
You submit your text first.
They go over it and fact check it and then send it back to you and say, this was actually in 1936.
And then they triple verify it and then they work on the graphics because they don't want to be embarrassed by making mistakes.
What is factually untrue?
And by the way, why is Mike Drucker and that fat pig talking about facts and what's untrue?
Like their job is comedy and they did an okay job with that makeup on the feet thing.
But then they get into like Dennis Prager's wrong.
He's factually untrue.
What?
You're a fucking loser who hasn't done anything of consequence.
Why are you telling this guy who is obsessed with research and facts and improving America that he's wrong?
And this is from Media Matters by Parker Malloy.
You got to look up Parker Malloy.
It's a mentally deranged tranny who took so much estrogen that he grew tits.
Yeah, this is the expert.
Parker Malloy.
Look at this pathetic nerd.
It's Mike Drucker on estrogen.
This is the guy telling you that Prager U is factually incorrect, according to his column on media matters.
Look at this guy.
This is the authority.
Can you believe the people we listen to?
I was going to say they take these ugly losers, get them to write a script, and then have a pretty person read it so it sounds believable, but they don't even have a pretty person read it anymore.
They have a hot witch read it.
Look at this clown.
Upworthy.com.
Last time I checked in with Parker Molloy, he was begging people to pay him for CD reviews.
He was the one, by the way, who attacked me when I said trans are mentally oguys.
And then some other, you know, feminist or drag queen or tranny said something to him like that was a bit harsh.
And then he said to that tranny, I hope you drink bleach and die.
So then they started attacking him, her, it, Z. And it was like running up a hill being chased by lunatics, wolves, and then seeing the wolves start to eat each other as I was running up the hill going, Jesus Christ, what a mess back there.
Yeah.
So a mental patient.
But yeah, Sam, nice source.
Some of the experts they've got.
I'm Pete Hegseth.
I'm Greg Gutfeld.
I'm Tucker Carlson.
I'm Mike Roe.
I'm Jakob Smirnov.
Just pause.
Just pause.
So we're laughing at their experts.
All of those guys are incredibly accomplished authors, writers, presenters.
And yes, at the end, they have Yakov Smirnov.
They had Yakov Smirnov on as a joke.
They're clearly aware of the humor in pulling in Yakov Smirnov.
And I believe his video was talking about communism and Russia.
I can't really remember.
But it clearly had an element of humor.
They're not constantly going to Yakov Smirnov as a source.
Well, let's check in with Yakov when we discuss tariffs in Asia.
I'm Tucker Carlson.
I'm Mike Roh.
I'm Yakov Smirnov for Prager University.
Because there's nothing the kids love more than Yakov Smirnov.
With these experts and Yakov Smirnov, Prager U makes itself look completely neutral, as if they're just presenting the facts.
With this strategy, the site's videos can present some truly batshit ideas.
If sex doesn't mean anything, why would any woman feel violated by an uninvited touch?
Just pop.
They're making that sound like it's a pro-rape thing, but they're talking about slut walks and how sex doesn't matter.
And girl, you just go out and rock with your bad self.
But they're saying, no, women take sex very seriously.
And when you have them dancing around with their shirts off, having a slut walk, you're going against what naturally happens to them.
They feel more with sex.
They are less likely to have multiple partners and to feel nothing.
We all fucking know that.
Planned Parenthood says it's devoted to women's reproductive rights.
What it means is it's devoted to aborting as many babies as possible.
If God were depicted as female, Young men would deem traits such as compassion, mercy, and care for the downtrodden as feminine and would not identify with them.
Come on.
Pause.
That's clearly too sophisticated for Samantha B. She doesn't understand this.
That when they show a strong male figure having care and compassion, it has more impact than a strong female figure having care and compassion.
That went whoosh right over Fatso's head and the sad nerd.
And I don't know why Samantha goes, actually, that's a fairly intellectual point.
And by the way, just to go back one step, yeah, that abortions line did sound a bit rich.
Okay, you got one.
The poster was not perfect, and that line was a bit hyperbolic.
Congrats.
The important thing isn't whether God is a woman or a man.
The important thing is that God is hot.
What?
Finally, for once in my life, I want to feel the Lord in me.
Again, this atheist writing staff just has to get a stab at Christianity while they talk about how offensive someone else is.
Nice.
Isn't it funny how, I think Steven Crowder pointed this out, how these people are all about, don't say that, that's offensive.
You're using the wrong terms for trans.
And then they take Christianity, which I think we're down to 64% of Americans are Christian, and just fucking shit all over it.
I want the Lord to fuck me and my pussy.
Yet as bonkers as Dennis Prager and his fake-ass university may be, they are convincing a whole generation that this is what pisses her off, is that it's successful.
Wife should have sex with you, even if you look like someone who started serial killing after retirement.
Prager, you.
Yes.
This is another one of those things that the left says to shock you, but you go, yeah, I'll take that as literally as you want.
Yeah, Dennis Prager's wife should have sex with him.
He's not saying you have to have sex with him, but he's saying Gavin's wife should have sex with him.
Dennis Prager's wife should have sex with him.
That's an integral part of marriage.
Has that not occurred to you before?
Is actually dangerous.
They are reaching a new, younger audience with bullshit conservative propaganda.
They trick kids into thinking their videos are educational, even though Prager U is as much of a real college as Monsters University.
If your aim is just to scare people, at least one of them offers you an actual diploma.
They ended that.
That slam dunk was the same joke they had at the beginning where they go, Prager U is not a real university.
Nobody thinks it's a real university.
That is a fucking Potempkin Village criticism.
That is a straw man argument.
So they start it with a straw man and they end it with a straw man.
Why?
because they fucking hate white men I'm having trouble with all my shirts.
They're giving me claustrophobia.
Maybe my neck got fatter.
You're getting that Kristen neck.
You know what I want to look at for a second here?
I'll send it to you right now.
It's so fucking annoying.
I stole this from Milo.
Oh yeah.
It's called This Is What Gender Non-Binary People Look Like.
Like you're a punk rocker and you make yourself into a complete freak because you want to separate yourself from society and then you sit there and complain that you're not treated like some normal housewife or some regular dude.
Is that not going through?
It's an email, right?
Yeah.
I hate the way this mustache side always goes up.
Might be the lighting, though.
Yeah, is it the lighting?
I don't know.
That's fucking irritating that emails take a long time to go through.
It might be faster for you to just look it up.
The article's called, This Is What Gender-Non-Binary, that's one word, people look like.
And it's by Meredith Talusin, who of course includes herself in this article.
There we go.
Why They're Wrong 00:04:30
That's faster than me sending an email.
That is a gay.
Actually, they were right to put that at the top because that is deceiving.
Sometimes black women can have strong chins, especially when they take lots of testosterone.
But yeah, that's probably a lesbian who took a bunch of testosterone and got a five o'clock shadow.
I know it looks like a dude, but she's been doing it for a while.
But that's the trickiest one.
That is a Jewish homosexual who grew his hair long.
You're not gender non-binary.
You're just a gay lord who likes wearing a dress.
Do you think that anyone thinks that you're not just a Jewish gay?
Like, you're not confusing.
They think they're blowing your mind.
This is my favorite.
I remember him.
Yeah, these all, they play these, all these people hang out.
So whenever they write, they write about themselves.
They're just narcissistic, mentally ill homosexuals.
This guy is an Indian version of that.
Very hairy, dude.
And he's pretending that we're confused here or there's any mystery or substance.
There's no substance there, dude.
You're just a weirdo.
Looks like you fell asleep at a Crayola holiday party.
He looks like a Christmas tree for mentally ill babies.
Look at him.
You're not even like earlier I say you're just a gay who dressed up.
You're just a gay.
There's nothing interesting about you.
Sorry.
You're just a gay man.
Yawn.
Look at the hand, though.
Very feminine.
Yeah.
Gays have feminine hands.
You're just an ugly Chinese person who's so pale.
You're borderline albino.
And you're a lesbian.
The end.
Just because you have short hair doesn't mean you changed history.
I'm not shocked.
I'm not blown away.
I'm not interested.
I'm not phobic.
I'm bored.
What is the point of this article, too?
Let's just read some of the features.
I'll feed it in twice.
Yeah, well, he was the header.
Let's hear some of this rhetoric.
Wait, let me just guess.
Open conversation, space.
We need to be provided, a space to be provided.
Understand, a bigger conversation.
All right, let's see what we got.
No, no, you're back at the beginning, aren't you?
Yeah, yeah.
Go back to where you were.
Okay, go.
What is something you would like people to know about non-binary folks?
Remember I said you're an asshole if you say folks?
Many people believe that non-binary is a new idea and that non-binary folks are a fad.
It is.
Non-binary people are not a fad.
Yes, you are.
A gimmick or a new concept.
We have existed across various cultures for several centuries.
Our identities were suppressed by imperialism.
Oh, really?
They weren't suppressed by Islam?
And as a result, non-binary people seem to be a recent phenomenon to mainstream society, but we've exited, blah, blah, blah.
Shut the fuck up.
Let's see the next one.
Like, yeah.
Go up.
You're just a lesbian.
What is remotely interesting about this?
You're just a chick who likes to sleep with chicks.
We're familiar with lesbians.
You're not non-binary.
That's not a thing.
Just because you have short hair and you like men's dress shirts, you think you're no longer a woman?
This is why I'm a TERF.
This is why I'm a trans-exclusionary radical feminist.
This is just an ugly gay lord in a dress coming up who took some pills and grew some tits.
Yep.
Ugly gay.
You're just a dyke.
Nothing crazy is going on here.
You're just a fucking dyke.
That's how they get their numbers so high by saying there's 15,000 trans people in the military.
Well, there's probably like 10,000 gays in total.
You know what's another good song by Twin Peaks?
Making Breakfast.
It's a good video, too.
You should look it up.
They're such a dude band.
Budweiser Bash? 00:13:16
It's a great video.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, that's it.
Seems like you'd be a good guy to hang out with.
Carl guys are kind of like hosers.
They're not into fashion and stuff.
Hanging out and beer.
Cigarette stuffed it in their hat.
I think it's time for the mailbag.
Ryan shut up you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
All right.
So in a previous episode, I commanded my following to...
Uh-oh, I'm getting a beach ball.
To draw me a...
Yeah, if you're getting a beach ball in mail, it's time to quit.
Give it up.
It's not going to figure shit out.
And even when it does that one in 100 times, it moves like a sloth.
It moves like a Anthony, I mean, sorry, a Greg Opie Hughes.
Hey, your shit crashed.
Do you want us to send a message?
No, I don't want to get involved.
I'm not looking for a homework assignment.
Thanks.
All right.
So last week, I asked people to, or was it last week?
Yeah, I think so.
I asked people to send me a picture I can use when I want to go get a beer.
And I want it to be a werewolf with a Budweiser.
And I want to say out for Bud.
The Bud written like Bud.
And a lot of people obliged.
I'm very happy with it.
We should try to find a winner today.
So, Ryan, I would just like search out for Bud, and they should come up.
This first one I'm looking at is from James.
Should I say his name?
James.
Hey, I got it.
It's this one.
Yeah, but should I say his name?
Nah.
Why not?
Well, yeah, I guess unless they say not to.
Unless they say not to.
And like, this is a really good picture.
I know it's verboten for you to support me, but are you allowed to watch my show?
I don't know the rules with this censorship.
Like, it seems weird someone would say, oh, yeah, you like James?
Well, he fucking watches a show.
Anyway, James Ramey is fantastic.
I would like to get a shirt.
Maybe we should talk to him about doing a shirt.
Oh, Budweiser would fuck us, though, right?
Is enough of the word Budweiser covered?
I don't know.
They're really strict about that kind of stuff.
Crap.
But with t-shirts ripping people off, you just get a cease and desist, and then you stop.
Oh, okay.
So that's an idea.
We might want to make that into a shirt.
Next, beware.
This one is from Steve.
Beware him out for Bud.
Why do they use Bud Light?
Yeah, that's messed up.
Bud Light is...
I guess when something really important is going on, you don't want to be wasted.
This one isn't as good, I'm afraid.
It's too slinky.
Although I like the font work better here than in the other one.
Where are you going there?
Hello?
And I never said beware.
And I'll piss the bed.
What am I wearing there?
A little vest with a sweatshirt?
All right, so that's a good one, but a little too sexy.
What do we got here?
This one is from someone named Mega, M-E-G-G-A-H.
Is that a girl or a boy?
He sent a bunch.
She sent a bunch.
Oh, I got one.
One has Alex Jones' face on it, which is cool.
But the problem with making Alex Jones into a werewolf is, oh, that's the first one.
So when it, male or female, sent that, oh, the Bud was just too low res.
I said, it's got to be red.
You don't write out for Bud in yellow.
Did you get the other ones or were they sent directly to me?
Oh, okay.
So I'll have to email these.
Because I got the mega, but that's the only one I sent.
I'll have to email these to you, and it'll just take nine years because that's the way this fucking shit works.
So I'm sending you to Free Speech.
I'm sending you the Alex Jones one.
Ooh, I got a really cool one.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
So, I guess we'll go back to those later.
Okay, this one is from John Selwyn.
Have you got that one?
That's amazing.
Yeah, it's pretty good.
Pretty cool.
What's wrong with it, though?
The style.
You know what?
I'm not a fan of the text, but that's nitpicky.
I mean, that's really cool looking.
It's got a style to it.
Everything has a style to it.
What the fuck does that mean?
It's got a good style.
It's got good style?
When somebody has style, you don't say, hey, you got good style.
It's like, you got style.
Yeah, whatever.
John Selwyn sounds familiar.
I think he's a professional cartoonist.
Yeah, I've definitely heard from him before.
Selwyn.
I think he does, like, Marvel and shit.
Is that the one that edited you into Aquaman?
Maybe.
No, I don't think so.
No, he's just a really good professional artist.
He's British.
You can just tell.
Yeah, he's incredibly talented.
Wow.
You couldn't pull him up while I was doing that?
Nope.
Is it J-O-N?
Well, don't you have the email right in front of you?
Why are you asking if it's J-O-N when it's right in front of you?
I left that because I'm looking.
I got two more lines.
I said J-O-N.
Okay.
J-O-N-S-E-L-W-Y-N is the spelling of the email that you just had up on your own fucking screen.
Hello!
There we go.
See, when you scroll down, you can see how remarkably talented he is.
And when you see Count Dankula on someone's Instagram page, it means they're British.
Oh, look, go back.
He put Count D'Ancula on his Nazi pug.
All right.
Next, this is from Niles.
This one is terrible.
Niles, you lose.
Actually, that's so bad, it's almost good.
I love it.
Yeah, like when I think about what I want to do with these, the first one would make the best t-shirt, but as far as like texting someone, no, then I have the microphone there and they're like, oh, are you showing me a show you did?
Still going, still got more.
This one is really weird from Lee Stone.
It's like a beautiful watercolor.
And he didn't write out for Bud.
And that's not a werewolf.
That's a wolf.
Might be a husky.
No, it's a wolf.
It's just a dog.
What?
That doesn't make people want to go and get wasted.
It's a beautiful painting of a wolf approaching a bud light that he's clearly not going to drink.
He can't even open it.
He can't open it.
He doesn't like Bud Light.
You need to have at least some human in you to want to have a bud.
It's a light.
That wasn't bad, Lee.
was just weird.
It wasn't badly done, but it was I don't know.
That makes me sad.
This is from a guy named 40 Ounce.
It's really fucking good.
Okay, I got one from Kevin's dad.
Okay, there we go.
Hello?
Why are you not pulling his up the same speed I am?
Yeah, when you click them, it takes a while to load, put a full screen.
That looks really, really cool.
And I love the Budweiser.
That's really 80s looking, isn't it?
Yeah.
Wow.
And I love the lettering.
That's badass.
I don't know, but it's...
And I'm not bananas about the stone opening at the top, but I could just take that out.
Yeah, I think I would remove the stones.
And then if there was some way we could get a jean jacket, maybe on that.
You know, the arm grabbing the bud?
If it had a jean jacket, did he fucking paint this himself?
That looks pretty.
It looks pretty original.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
We're impressed, 40.
You know, it'd be cool if he's coming out the front of your shirt and you take away the stone and he's like tearing out the front and the back.
You could tell he's got a jean jacket on.
Yeah.
That'd be badass.
I like tearing shirts where you're like, oh.
This one is from Kevin.
It blows chunks.
He's got just a lame-ass low-reshop fucking thing.
Actually, I was going to say it's probably 15K, but I can pull it up on my computer and see what's the size of that attachment.
Can you do that?
Why can't I pull up the size of it?
Used to be able to do that in my day.
1.
Okay, so they are 1.2 megabytes, but he has it twice.
So that's 60 kilobytes each.
Thanks, dude.
That's from Underworld.
Don't quit your day job.
Oh, this next one is fucking mind-blowing.
Yeah.
From Jesse.
Now, obviously, he didn't make that.
No.
Oh, you know what?
Wait a minute.
To go back to the jean jacket guy, I'm saying, oh, I wish you knew it was human.
Wolves don't have fucking hands.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So as soon as it has hands, then you know it's a werewolf.
Well, that's a really cool.
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to save all of these.
And then when I want to go get a beer with my friends, I'll send them that.
Like, what are you guys doing?
I'm.
And then it'll be a different out for Bud every time.
And they'll think that I sit and make these.
That was the first one we got.
That you hated?
Yep.
They did that live during the show.
Daniel, yeah.
And the resolution was all off.
See, that's the problem with these Photoshop compilations.
Like that last guy, Jesse, he the Budweiser is consistent with the werewolf.
And the lighting looks good.
But that fucking dude who did the painting, like that Budweiser looks so good.
Oh, this is the Alex Jones one.
Yeah, so you have that, but did you get, did we show you the original of that?
No.
That was the only one that you forwarded to me that I got.
Because that mega person, did that take all that time to get to you?
No, I was looking through these other ones that I got.
Oh.
I have so many people in my contacts that when I spell your name wrong, it gives me an email.
So I have a Ryab.
Ryab, so crazy.
It's nothing wrong with that, besides everything.
Oh, the original one.
Okay.
This will be the last one.
This is without the Alex Jones, right?
Yeah.
And then I told her to...
And thus they did.
No, no, but they also added red with my face.
But anyway, you got the idea.
So who's the winner, do you think?
You know what?
I think this one's shirt ready.
Yeah, it depends what we're going to use for them.
But I really love that painting one.
Anyway, thank you very much, folks at home, for making us a bunch of cool Out for Bud graphics.
We'll talk to the t-shirt guys about risking putting a Bud Visor on a t-shirt.
I bet if we change the name, like VUD Visor or something, they might not have a case.
But they probably legally will say, if it's conceivable that people would see it as a Bud.
Stool Time in Central America 00:02:27
Anyway, boring.
We got to end the show.
Let's end it with our fun video, as we are wont to do.
We start this expose with a stool.
It looks like a bar stool at a gas station that appears to be in Central America.
If you like football, European football, isn't it funny too how South America, Central America, they all love soccer?
You know what that's from?
That's from us.
That's from the English, the English going down there and mining.
And then the British miners on their off time would play soccer.
The locals, tribesmen would see that.
And I'm not talking about tribesmen.
I'm talking about 1800s, 1900s.
And then they would mimic it.
And next thing you know, it's their favorite sport.
Is there anything we didn't do?
Anyway, this is a guy who apparently had hit his wife and shit his pants.
And he's trying to hit more people.
And I guess this little guy said, fuck you, dude.
Don't ever hit a woman.
And the big guy said with shit in his pants, now I'm going to hit you.
god I know how he feels, that little guy.
You're thinking, if he gets me down and hits me, he could fuck me up.
But he's drunk enough to shit his pants.
What is that?
Green diarrhea?
What is on his pants?
No, it's brown diarrhea.
All you need is one good punch.
And he's out.
But if that big guy gets on top of you, it's not going to stop pounding, too.
If he's drunk enough to shit his pants, he's drunk enough to smash your head against the ground.
Oh!
Ooh!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Perfect.
You did it, little guy.
Find your time.
Find your moment.
Anyway, I got to go back to work.
You deal with that shit.
Oh, that was one of the rare occurrences where they don't cut it off too soon.
That was perfect.
Oh, I did want to see the face.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
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