Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E127 - SAMANTHA BEE STINGS [2020-02-19 - S02E127 - SAMANTHA BEE STINGS]
Aired: 2020-02-19
Duration: 01:09:51


=== Hey Man, Donate, Jail (06:33) ===

[00:00:03]  Time for coffee moments and me on my way to Real World.
[00:00:13]  Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
[00:00:20]  Getting your skin down.
[00:00:25]  I'm getting used to it now.
[00:00:27]  I'm getting...
[00:00:30]  Yeah.
[00:00:32]  Yeah.
[00:00:33]  That was Twin Peaks from Chicago.
[00:00:35]  Some smooth dudes just chilling out.
[00:00:42]  We've got a very important show for you today.
[00:00:44]  We're going to devote it almost exclusively to Samantha B. We're still doing the holiday ups, catching up on the mailbag.
[00:00:51]  But Samantha B hates Dennis Prager, and it's just a perfect example of the left hating the right for stupid, sad, pathetic reasons.
[00:01:02]  And it's another good example of who we're up against.
[00:01:05]  We're up against losers.
[00:01:07]  Losers with power is really where we're at.
[00:01:10]  Tucker described it as a house with a new paint job that's infested by termites, and you just push on the walls and they slowly collapse.
[00:01:20]  Dude, you got to lose those.
[00:01:21]  We're not on Instagram anymore.
[00:01:23]  It's not interesting.
[00:01:25]  True.
[00:01:26]  You know, before we get started, I was just talking to some proud boy.
[00:01:31]  They call me sometimes with emergencies, and I'm like, I can't help you.
[00:01:34]  You're on your own, boys.
[00:01:35]  Wish you nothing but the best.
[00:01:37]  But I'm not a leader in that sense.
[00:01:40]  Part of being an egalitarian is I want everyone to handle their own shit.
[00:01:45]  But he said, there was actually two recently.
[00:01:49]  One, the guy called me and he said, hey, man, I need to talk to you about something.
[00:01:52]  So I think, oh, someone's in jail.
[00:01:54]  Fuck.
[00:01:54]  We got to help them get a lawyer.
[00:01:56]  What's going on?
[00:01:57]  And so I call him immediately because I think this is a big deal.
[00:01:59]  And he goes, hey, man, big fan, blah, blah, blah.
[00:02:02]  I'm from Indianapolis or some fucking place that I've never been.
[00:02:05]  Okay.
[00:02:07]  And he goes, yeah, I don't know if you know what's been going on recently, but things can been getting pretty hectic.
[00:02:13]  Okay.
[00:02:13]  So you're not in jail?
[00:02:15]  Plus, I have to think this is a prank.
[00:02:16]  I don't know.
[00:02:17]  There's 5,000 members.
[00:02:18]  I don't know them.
[00:02:19]  I don't know how you got my fucking number.
[00:02:22]  And he says, hey, man.
[00:02:25]  Yeah, I was at a meetup recently, and I don't know if this made it to you, but these guys, two of them were joking around on the bar.
[00:02:31]  One of them stood up on the bar and pulled his pants down.
[00:02:34]  He was mooning us.
[00:02:35]  And then another dude took a rubber ducky and shoved it up his ass.
[00:02:40]  Like I'm going to go, what?
[00:02:43]  I need names now.
[00:02:46]  There's no way that's happening ever again.
[00:02:49]  I don't fucking care.
[00:02:51]  And he goes, well, I just think it's a problem.
[00:02:55]  I go, A, I don't care.
[00:02:58]  B, it's not a problem.
[00:03:00]  It's two guys joking around.
[00:03:02]  Who fucking cares?
[00:03:03]  C, say I thought it was a problem, which I don't.
[00:03:07]  What am I supposed to do?
[00:03:08]  Hop on a plane, go down there and have a meeting?
[00:03:12]  Chastise them, have a sit-down?
[00:03:14]  Like, what would Tony Soprano do if he heard two of his enforcers did that in another part of the country?
[00:03:20]  Give me the rubber duck.
[00:03:22]  This is a very difficult situation.
[00:03:24]  This is a confiscation.
[00:03:25]  Give up the squeaky toy.
[00:03:27]  And I go, I can't tell if you're Antifa pranking me right now because this can't be real.
[00:03:32]  And he goes, and he goes, no, I'm not.
[00:03:35]  I don't think he is because he sent me like proof.
[00:03:39]  But he said, how are we supposed to venerate the housewife if we're having gay sex?
[00:03:45]  That was an actual quote.
[00:03:49]  I just hung up.
[00:03:50]  I mean, I'm busy.
[00:03:51]  I'm with my kids.
[00:03:52]  Someone took me away from my kids.
[00:03:53]  I assumed it was because someone was in jail.
[00:03:55]  And then the other call was this dude.
[00:03:58]  No, this was an email.
[00:04:00]  He says, hey, man, look, we're trying to help out.
[00:04:02]  Because Enrique had said there's a thing in the Hells Angels called membership assessment.
[00:04:07]  Not that Proud Boys are a gang, but if someone's in jail or something, you have to donate X amount or you're not in the club anymore.
[00:04:14]  And I was saying, Proud Boys should have to donate 20 bucks or they're no longer Proud Boys to this JusticeForLiberty.com fund, justicefoliberty.com.
[00:04:28]  And if you can't pull $20 together, you're not a Proud Boy.
[00:04:33]  By the way, Antifa put in fake numbers, which is why it was up to 25.
[00:04:38]  And so we deleted those.
[00:04:39]  We want to make sure the number is actually real.
[00:04:42]  Anyway, he says to me, you know what would be cool, and it would help a lot of people contribute is if for censored.tv, you said, okay, you buy a subscription, it's like $100, and then you give $50 to Justice for Liberty.
[00:04:59]  So that way we'd have an incentive to donate because we'd be getting a membership at censored.tv.
[00:05:08]  What?
[00:05:10]  Why don't we do this?
[00:05:11]  Why don't you go buy a car, buy a Nissan, and then as you're leaving, tell the dealership to donate 50% of the money to a charity of their choice?
[00:05:19]  What the fuck are you talking about?
[00:05:21]  What a retarded concept.
[00:05:24]  Hey, can you just give me something half price and then take that money and spend it on the charity?
[00:05:28]  Okay, thanks.
[00:05:30]  Like, what is going on with their fucking minds?
[00:05:35]  Or another guy I sent out, I'm on these like little chats and I sent out the website to everyone.
[00:05:40]  I said, guys, you got to fucking, come on.
[00:05:42]  They got into a fight as Proud Boys.
[00:05:44]  They were attacked as Proud Boys.
[00:05:45]  That's you.
[00:05:46]  This isn't some random dude got caught shoplifting.
[00:05:48]  This is part of your club.
[00:05:51]  And I sent the link and he goes, hey, man, okay, we'll definitely talk to our guys.
[00:05:55]  Can you push this link around?
[00:05:57]  He sends me his website where he makes t-shirts and stuff.
[00:06:01]  Like shitty whatever t-shirts.
[00:06:03]  And I go, that's not a priority of mine right now, actually.
[00:06:06]  I'm trying to raise money for a baby.
[00:06:09]  And he goes, okay, well, I'm trying to keep a roof over my fucking head.
[00:06:17]  Anyways, today is Wednesday, the 20th, today Roger Stone gets sentenced.

=== Fat People and the News (15:54) ===

[00:06:25]  And the media finally learned that the jury was compromised.
[00:06:29]  It's Actually, kind of good that they figured it out so late because this is right before sentencing and he's asking for a retrial.
[00:06:37]  I mean, he's going to get the same shit if he does a retrial, but whatever, at least it delays it.
[00:06:43]  But we knew everyone knew the jury was, they were all clones of the judge.
[00:06:48]  We all knew that.
[00:06:51]  So my gut says he's going to get four years.
[00:06:54]  You're probably watching this and you already know the answer because this is a pre-tape.
[00:06:58]  But if he gets one day, that's fucking ridiculous.
[00:07:02]  John Brennan did the exact same crimes irregular on TV.
[00:07:07]  James Clapper did the exact same crimes regular on TV.
[00:07:11]  Meanwhile, John Brennan is a fucking Muslim.
[00:07:13]  Head of the CIA converted to Islam.
[00:07:16]  They base that show Homeland on him.
[00:07:18]  He's purely corrupt.
[00:07:20]  He's fucking linked to terrorism as far as I'm concerned.
[00:07:23]  And he's free to go.
[00:07:25]  But Roger Stone gets an email wrong.
[00:07:28]  Did you receive an email from June Assange?
[00:07:30]  No.
[00:07:31]  Yeah, you did.
[00:07:32]  Go to prison until you die.
[00:07:38]  All right, so I want to dive right into it.
[00:07:42]  Let me do up my tie and let's have a look at everything that's wrong with the left and their stupid, juvenile beefs.
[00:07:56]  Samantha B has a very successful show called Full Frontal.
[00:08:00]  We wish her nothing but the best.
[00:08:02]  Gets lots of views.
[00:08:03]  Good work.
[00:08:04]  She was taken on by TBS and they basically said, we're going to push this show no matter what happens.
[00:08:09]  Fuck ratings.
[00:08:09]  And it worked out for them.
[00:08:11]  Good work.
[00:08:12]  The left is not like that.
[00:08:14]  They're fucking petty.
[00:08:15]  So Samantha B is pissed that on the right, Dennis Prager is also garnering millions of views.
[00:08:23]  And so she went on a seven-minute rant about what a cocksucker he is.
[00:08:30]  He's one of the most benevolent and kind people I've come across in politics ever.
[00:08:37]  I think the worst thing he's ever done is he said, speaking of liberals, they think we're evil.
[00:08:43]  We just think they're wrong.
[00:08:44]  And he said that a lot.
[00:08:45]  So people thought it was his.
[00:08:47]  It was Charles Krauthammer.
[00:08:48]  So implied plagiarism is the worst we can get with him.
[00:08:53]  But here is Samantha B bitching about PragerU.
[00:08:57]  Now, this is old news by now, but I've been meaning to get to this for a while because I really want to get into it.
[00:09:02]  I'm probably going to say pause 9 million times.
[00:09:05]  By the way, side note, I used to be neighbors with Samantha B. We both had a country house upstate.
[00:09:10]  And I fucking hate her on this show.
[00:09:13]  I hate the writers.
[00:09:14]  I hate the message.
[00:09:16]  But she's a wonderful person and a great mom.
[00:09:19]  And it just goes to show you that these political adversaries can be actually great human beings.
[00:09:25]  It's confusing, I know.
[00:09:26]  Anyway, sorry.
[00:09:27]  Rambling intro.
[00:09:28]  Hit it, Sam.
[00:09:29]  News.
[00:09:31]  It's easy to think that all conservative media...
[00:09:37]  Okay, because I only heard, I didn't hear the Fox News.
[00:09:40]  It's easy to think that all conservative media has a very specific energy.
[00:09:45]  You might need an AR-15 with 30 rounds to defend your family if 50 Antifa thugs show up at your house with your small children.
[00:09:53]  Border Patrol officials calling it a direct.
[00:09:56]  Pause.
[00:09:56]  What are they laughing at?
[00:09:58]  Why is that funny?
[00:09:59]  Antifa thugs do show up at your door.
[00:10:02]  William Van, what's his name?
[00:10:04]  Spronson?
[00:10:05]  Showed up at ICE, ready to murder hundreds of people.
[00:10:08]  Luckily, they murdered him first.
[00:10:10]  Antifa thugs went to Tucker Carlson's house.
[00:10:14]  His wife locked herself in the pantry.
[00:10:16]  We just had an Antifa supporter kill his ex-girlfriend.
[00:10:22]  I forget their names.
[00:10:23]  Amy Harwick, I think was her name.
[00:10:26]  So, yeah, Antifa are violent.
[00:10:27]  I've already told you about 16 deaths that Antifa's responsible for.
[00:10:33]  So I don't get why that's a big deal.
[00:10:35]  But okay, go ahead.
[00:10:40]  Most swimmers taking a dip on the shores of Cape Cod are treading lightly.
[00:10:44]  They even dare go in.
[00:10:45]  It's going to be another shocky summer.
[00:10:47]  That's the governor of Massachusetts.
[00:10:50]  But while Fox continues its lifelong quest to scare your grandparents into hoarding Franklin mint coins, one growing conservative outlet is all news is if it bleeds, it leads.
[00:11:00]  So is she implying that the left isn't also scaremongers?
[00:11:05]  Hate has no home here.
[00:11:06]  Hate is on the rise.
[00:11:07]  Nazis are everywhere.
[00:11:09]  Hate groups, proud boys.
[00:11:11]  Oh my God, they're all going to kill you and your family.
[00:11:14]  They're all gun nuts.
[00:11:16]  I mean, yes, conservative news outlets such as Fox News occasionally will do a story about sharks.
[00:11:22]  Or spring break.
[00:11:24]  Remember when Hannity was obsessed with spring break?
[00:11:26]  And then we discovered that women were getting gang raped and guys were getting murdered?
[00:11:30]  And Sean Hannity's alarmism was totally accurate?
[00:11:35]  So this is often on the money.
[00:11:37]  But anyway, if you want to talk about fear-mongering, that's your side, Samantha.
[00:11:41]  That's you people.
[00:11:43]  Colorful graphics and social media to appeal to a new generation.
[00:11:47]  But don't worry, their videos are very normal.
[00:11:50]  Murder.
[00:11:51]  Is murder wrong?
[00:11:53]  Is it evil?
[00:11:55]  How do you know?
[00:11:56]  Liberals, the research tells.
[00:11:58]  Pause.
[00:11:59]  Dennis Prager is an intellectual, okay?
[00:12:01]  He's written, he writes really interesting books.
[00:12:04]  I think he wrote a really good book about the case for Israel I might have here.
[00:12:07]  But he's an intellectual.
[00:12:10]  And so when you're an intellectual, when you're talking about religion, you're talking about what's right or wrong, you have to get down to bare bones philosophy and ethics.
[00:12:17]  And that video she just showed is a very interesting look at murder.
[00:12:22]  Do you need religion for murder to be wrong?
[00:12:24]  What is ethics?
[00:12:25]  What is good and bad?
[00:12:26]  You know, smart guy stuff, Jordan Peterson stuff.
[00:12:30]  But to take just one clip and go, murder, is it wrong?
[00:12:33]  What an abnormal show.
[00:12:35]  This is what The Daily Show used to do all the time.
[00:12:39]  They cherry-pick these segments to make a fake narrative and create fake news.
[00:12:46]  I think this is where most women get their news.
[00:12:48]  No men watch this show.
[00:12:49]  This is all lonely dog moms, and there are millions of them.
[00:12:54]  Elsis are generally more outgoing, more likely to try new stuff.
[00:12:58]  They're open to new ideas, though not school choice or flat taxes or a market-based healthcare reform.
[00:13:04]  I won't defend.
[00:13:07]  So that was Greg Guttfeld making a totally reasonable argument.
[00:13:11]  You're trying to make Prager you look fucked up.
[00:13:14]  What about what Greg Guttfeld just said was weird?
[00:13:17]  And he was also very flattering.
[00:13:18]  The first half of that Greg Guttfeld thing was making liberals sound great.
[00:13:23]  Okay, now what's this guy?
[00:13:24]  From zero for zero, by the way.
[00:13:27]  Black taxes or a market-based healthcare reform.
[00:13:30]  I want fairness generally means look at me.
[00:13:32]  I'm a nice person.
[00:13:34]  The left is destroying the Boy Scouts.
[00:13:36]  What's the matter with that?
[00:13:36]  The power of the visuals.
[00:13:39]  The left did destroy the Boy Scouts.
[00:13:41]  They're done now.
[00:13:43]  They let girls in.
[00:13:44]  They said it was illegal not to let homosexuals be counselors.
[00:13:48]  And parents just stopped wanting their kids to go there.
[00:13:50]  Boy Scouts are done.
[00:13:51]  Have you checked into this?
[00:13:52]  Do you live outside of your fucking Upper West Side Manhattan bubble?
[00:13:57]  We just had a thing out in the burbs here where it was at, well, not just, it was 9-11 Memorial in September.
[00:14:04]  And there was about 13 Girl Scouts there to lay wreaths and stuff.
[00:14:09]  There was two fucking Boy Scouts.
[00:14:11]  And I talked to some of the old timers around and they said, this used to be like 50 Boy Scouts.
[00:14:15]  The Boy Scouts are dying.
[00:14:16]  And they were killed by political correctness.
[00:14:19]  How is that weird?
[00:14:21]  Men has no analog in women.
[00:14:24]  Oh, honey, no, that's not women.
[00:14:26]  That's just you.
[00:14:28]  If you're not familiar, the clips you just saw are made by a conservative media outlet.
[00:14:35]  So he made a very reasonable point that we see tits and a woman and we get super fucking horny and it bugs us all day.
[00:14:42]  I think men think about sex every 13 seconds.
[00:14:45]  And as a married man, I will still see a woman on the street so beautiful it ruins my whole day.
[00:14:51]  That's not a female thing.
[00:14:53]  Samantha B does not see a smoke show hunk on the street and get a wet pussy and be unable to not think about his cock all day.
[00:15:02]  That just doesn't happen.
[00:15:03]  It's a fact that everyone knows to be true except the Daily Show.
[00:15:07]  And you're going to see a lot of insults about Prager's looks, which is ironic when we have Samantha B, who, come on, she looks like a breathtakingly gorgeous 90-year-old.
[00:15:19]  She looks like a witch got a job.
[00:15:22]  And she's making fun of Dennis Prager.
[00:15:24]  But then you go, well, she's just reading a script, right?
[00:15:27]  Okay, who's making fun of Dennis Prager?
[00:15:29]  Her writing staff are comprised of the ugliest fucking losers in the world.
[00:15:36]  And most of their jokes are based on how ugly people like Sean Hannity and Greg Guttfeld and Jordan Peterson and what's his name?
[00:15:46]  Seb Gorka.
[00:15:47]  All these people, Kellyanne Conway, are so hideous.
[00:15:50]  Who's calling Kellyanne Conway a hideous cunt?
[00:15:53]  A much more hideous cunt.
[00:15:55]  This is the head writer, Kristen Bartlett.
[00:16:02]  Look at her.
[00:16:04]  And now her angle, by the way, is I'm just different.
[00:16:07]  I'm like an albino or a cross-eyed person.
[00:16:11]  No, you're someone who has indulged themselves so much to such unimaginable lengths that you're dying.
[00:16:21]  Imagine you were a chronic masturbator and you were to masturbate so much, you tore the skin off your penis and you were bleeding to death.
[00:16:30]  That's what she is.
[00:16:33]  She is a fucking heroin addict.
[00:16:35]  She's a dying junkie.
[00:16:37]  She's an alcoholic that has a fifth of vodka over a day or over the weekend.
[00:16:43]  I've never heard of a fifth a day.
[00:16:45]  You know the ones with the handles on them?
[00:16:47]  She, to food, is what they are to their various addictions.
[00:16:52]  And here she is with her witch sock puppet telling us how ugly and shitty and sexless everyone is and how no one wants to fuck them.
[00:17:01]  If someone wants to fuck you, Kristen, they should be put in a mental institution.
[00:17:06]  They have a problem.
[00:17:07]  And I'm not kidding one bit.
[00:17:09]  They have a mental illness.
[00:17:12]  I have a video of her talking.
[00:17:14]  You think, okay, so Prager U sucks.
[00:17:17]  Dennis Prager's a fucking loser.
[00:17:19]  She could do a much better job.
[00:17:20]  She's awesome.
[00:17:21]  She's sitting there through Samantha telling you how to live your life.
[00:17:26]  Let's see what she's got to offer.
[00:17:27]  Look at her.
[00:17:29]  She is a green mountain.
[00:17:31]  She's a hill.
[00:17:32]  I could have a picnic with my family on her and she wouldn't even notice.
[00:17:36]  Hi there.
[00:17:37]  It's the intellectual shit that she ever got.
[00:17:42]  Hottest and thick.
[00:17:43]  Yeah.
[00:17:44]  She's really thick.
[00:17:45]  She's really pulcritudinous.
[00:17:47]  She's real curvy.
[00:17:49]  There's no curves there at all.
[00:17:50]  It's a circle.
[00:17:52]  They wrote this intro, too.
[00:17:54]  Hi, everybody.
[00:17:55]  I'm Ashley Nicole Black.
[00:17:56]  And I'm Kristen Bartlett.
[00:17:57]  We were so excited to write this piece because, hello, it's personal.
[00:18:01]  I passed.
[00:18:02]  You're not awkward at all as you read your cue cards and go back and forth and back and forth.
[00:18:08]  And actors look at my plate and say, it's so lucky it doesn't matter what I eat anymore.
[00:18:12]  They are lucky you didn't stab them with your fork.
[00:18:16]  Last year I saw a new gynecologist amend.
[00:18:18]  He laughs.
[00:18:20]  Mistake.
[00:18:21]  Huge.
[00:18:23]  So this guy waited till I was bareassed on the exam table to ask, have you ever considered weight loss surgery?
[00:18:29]  I don't know.
[00:18:29]  Have you ever considered talking to my face instead of my chooch?
[00:18:34]  Her chooch is her vagina.
[00:18:35]  That's her gynecologist.
[00:18:36]  I have to translate her jokes for you.
[00:18:39]  This man that she's mocking, who's so rude, this is their fucking mental deficiency, these obese dying pigs.
[00:18:47]  She sees a doctor as saying, oh, you're dying, as rude.
[00:18:51]  He's an asshole for telling, asking her if she's ever had gastric bypass.
[00:18:55]  Hey, lady, your only hope to live is a gastric bypass.
[00:19:01]  That's your only hope.
[00:19:03]  So this man was throwing you a life preserver as you drown and you went, do you ever think of staring at my face and not my cooch?
[00:19:10]  My chooch?
[00:19:11]  Who the fuck calls it a chooch?
[00:19:13]  Yeah, what a dick.
[00:19:14]  You really have chosen the perfect enemies in your life.
[00:19:17]  All the people who want to make your life better or America's life better.
[00:19:23]  No one needs to remind fat people they're fat.
[00:19:25]  We have not forgotten.
[00:19:27]  We're not here to remind you.
[00:19:28]  We're here to say stop preaching And stop pretending you're not dying because you're dying.
[00:19:33]  Why is everyone so mad at fat people anyway?
[00:19:36]  Not mad.
[00:19:36]  You're great.
[00:19:37]  You know who's fat?
[00:19:38]  Santa Claus.
[00:19:40]  Just pause.
[00:19:41]  I will give that to her.
[00:19:42]  Santa is someone who's morbidly obese and has been living for hundreds of years.
[00:19:46]  So maybe I'm wrong.
[00:19:47]  Maybe it is perfectly healthy.
[00:19:50]  But also, Chris Christie.
[00:19:54]  He's also dying, bitches.
[00:19:57]  Yeah, he sucks, but not because he's fat.
[00:20:00]  Being fat is the best part about him.
[00:20:03]  And you know what else?
[00:20:04]  If I had the government resources to shut down a public beach just so I could lay on it all by myself, bitch, I would.
[00:20:13]  And so would all of you.
[00:20:15]  But as awesome as it was getting to write this piece, we actually had a hard time finding.
[00:20:20]  This is the second time we've heard that they wrote this piece and that they have written it and they're performing it and here they are doing their piece.
[00:20:26]  And it was really hard, but we did it.
[00:20:28]  Footage that didn't suck.
[00:20:30]  You know that B-roll of just fat people's bellies when they're trying to run across the street?
[00:20:35]  You know why we do that?
[00:20:36]  Because if we show your face, we're worried that that's humiliating.
[00:20:40]  You're so fucking gross that we show your body.
[00:20:42]  We're hiding your face to be kind.
[00:20:47]  Get away from the news.
[00:20:49]  Fat people live in fear that we're going to be watching the news and recognize our fupas on a story about how bad fat people are.
[00:20:56]  So we did something about it.
[00:20:57]  take a look.
[00:20:58]  What?
[00:21:02]  Come up.
[00:21:03]  Thank you.
[00:21:05]  Thank you.
[00:21:07]  I'm proud of my dying self.
[00:21:11]  Can we watch a video about junkies eating cucumbers and shooting heroin, please?
[00:21:17]  Oh, you go with your bad self.
[00:21:20]  Hunks dying to fuck them.
[00:21:22]  Just stop.
[00:21:23]  So, those two fat cunts are the ones telling you how to live your life.
[00:21:27]  The white one is the head writer, but she's obviously not funny enough.
[00:21:32]  They need a fucking nerd to hit all the beats.
[00:21:35]  So, they get this ethnomasochist who hates white men more than anything because white men bullied him in high school.
[00:21:42]  And Samantha B is his puppet.
[00:21:45]  That first fat chick you saw, she's the co-head writer, but it's sort of like when you see like Carly Simon wrote this song with this other songwriter and she's the co-writer.
[00:21:55]  He just sort of stuck her in there to give her some song credits.
[00:21:59]  And also, if you're writing a song like I Am Woman, Hear Me Roar, and it was written by just a soul man, it's kind of a bad look.

=== Mike Drucker's Sad Tale (09:19) ===

[00:22:06]  So they'll often just bring in the woman singing it and say, she's the co-writer.
[00:22:09]  That's clearly what they're doing here and calling her the co-headwriter.
[00:22:13]  But this nerd is the one who does the heavy lifting.
[00:22:17]  And his name is Mike Drucker.
[00:22:18]  He's one of the saddest pieces of shit losers.
[00:22:21]  I don't think he's even worth wedging, but clearly someone took the time to do a lot of wedging in junior high because he's all about shitting on white males.
[00:22:30]  And that's what he does for Samantha B. So the irony is when you see Samantha B talking about how disgusting and what losers all these successful white alpha males are, it's actually this sad white male getting revenge on the cool guys who bullied him.
[00:22:46]  So she's not empowered.
[00:22:48]  She's not kicking ass.
[00:22:49]  And all these women who watch Samantha B and go, yeah, sisters, we're doing it for ourselves.
[00:22:54]  No, a self-hating white male is the guy responsible for all this.
[00:22:58]  And just so you can see what a fucking loser he is, this is on his previous gig where Michael Bay was deciding to do Ninja Turtles.
[00:23:07]  And I don't know, they weren't going to be teenagers or something.
[00:23:09]  Some dumb thing that Ninja Turtle fans like him are mad about.
[00:23:14]  So here he is reacting to Michael Bay ruining the Ninja Turtles.
[00:23:20]  Michael Bay, you are the devil.
[00:23:23]  Wait, can you see his hairline?
[00:23:25]  His hairline's cropped here.
[00:23:26]  It's a very crucial part of who he is.
[00:23:29]  Yeah, there we go.
[00:23:30]  Things you needed to get right about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
[00:23:33]  That they're teenagers, that they're mutants, that they're ninjas, and that they're turtles.
[00:23:39]  That's it.
[00:23:40]  Making them aliens literally counsels out two of those.
[00:23:45]  It's in the title.
[00:23:48]  That's like remaking Thundercats and having it be about underwater dogs.
[00:23:53]  That's like not even closed alert.
[00:23:57]  Yeah, don't do that.
[00:23:58]  I was just kidding.
[00:23:59]  Some fans of the Hunger Games were upset that certain characters were cast as black and not white as they imagined them in the book.
[00:24:05]  Oh, just pause.
[00:24:07]  This will be Mike being pissed off at white people, I assume.
[00:24:10]  This is Samantha B. You're seeing Samantha B's brain speaking.
[00:24:14]  With a nerd rant is Mike Drucker.
[00:24:19]  What's the tech string is clapping with these people?
[00:24:22]  You can't be bigots.
[00:24:23]  Like, you have to be a level 99 racist for the worst part of your post-apocalyptic future to be black people.
[00:24:30]  Like, that makes no sense.
[00:24:31]  Like, are you mad that Big Brother's gay?
[00:24:33]  That's like running from zombies and getting mad you have to hide in a synagogue.
[00:24:38]  Oh man, there are zombies, and I'm in a Jewish church.
[00:24:41]  Could this future be any worse?
[00:24:44]  Researchers at the University of Utah.
[00:24:46]  I get the idea.
[00:24:48]  Everyone's a fucking stupid Nazi loser, and I'm awesome, and I'm rolling my eyes at how much they suck because Michael Bay is below me.
[00:24:55]  He's a fucking retard.
[00:24:56]  And that fat bitch we saw before wants you to know that Dennis Prager is ugly, and no one wants to fuck him.
[00:25:03]  By the way, I'm sort of spoiler alert telling you what's going to be on the future.
[00:25:07]  Dennis Prager, I know him.
[00:25:09]  I've done, I did Red Eye with him a couple times.
[00:25:11]  His wife's a doctor.
[00:25:12]  She's a fucking smokeshow.
[00:25:14]  There she is, being gorgeous.
[00:25:18]  Enjoying what Dennis is saying and looking at.
[00:25:20]  Why can't I get out of her way?
[00:25:23]  Yeah, he's a real loser.
[00:25:26]  All right, let's go back to her fucking idiotic and petty rant that goes on and on and on.
[00:25:33]  Called Prager U, which itself is short for Prager University, as in their own website saying Prager University is not an accredited academic institution, but it is a place where you are free to learn.
[00:25:45]  This is just like Trump You.
[00:25:47]  No one on earth thinks that watching Prager U videos is a real university and is going to somehow give you a PhD.
[00:26:00]  It's like any other fake you, like bounce you, which I said earlier.
[00:26:05]  However, fuckheads keep pretending that when you say whatever you, Gavin you, that you're trying to trick people.
[00:26:13]  So, to avoid lawsuits, they have to put this silly jargon.
[00:26:16]  So, it's because of Samantha B's or Mike Drucker's feigned ignorance that people have to say stupid shit like this and add disclaimers, like, don't swallow this fork.
[00:26:28]  It's not healthy.
[00:26:29]  That's the society that we're living in right now.
[00:26:32]  And then here she is.
[00:26:33]  This is pretty fucking, what do you call that?
[00:26:36]  Mega?
[00:26:37]  When a thing is a thing is a thing?
[00:26:40]  Meta.
[00:26:40]  This is pretty fucking meta.
[00:26:42]  Where she's saying it's not a real university, which is an idiotic thing to say, which is why they have to put that there.
[00:26:47]  But no one thinks it's a university.
[00:26:50]  Mike Drucker's going to go back to that joke a few times.
[00:26:52]  He describes every place.
[00:26:54]  The last place I learned something for free was in a bra store.
[00:26:58]  And what I learned is that I have been wrong for 35 years.
[00:27:01]  PragerU is actually a massively successful part of a growing hub of the online right-wing media machine.
[00:27:09]  They have been funded by GOP mega donors, and their videos are specifically aimed at middle school and high school children.
[00:27:16]  Even worse.
[00:27:17]  It's not cigarettes, you dumb bitch.
[00:27:20]  Your politics have taken over media.
[00:27:23]  Samantha B has the exact same views as Stephen Colbert, as Jimmy Kimmel, as Jimmy Fallon, as every, as Seth Meyer says, every single person that does these shows on mainstream TV.
[00:27:36]  So yeah, rich guy said, well, I can afford to create, sorry, to help a place like this.
[00:27:42]  And that fucking pisses her off.
[00:27:44]  How dare you?
[00:27:45]  Meanwhile, you are drowning in affirmative action.
[00:27:47]  Your whole show is affirmative action.
[00:27:50]  Your whole show is charity.
[00:27:53]  Those videos get billions of views.
[00:27:56]  Meanwhile, the makeup tutorial videos are still stuck in the single digits.
[00:28:00]  And all of those views are for me and one guy who keeps asking me to put makeup on my feet.
[00:28:04]  Okay?
[00:28:05]  I can subscribe.
[00:28:07]  Breaker humans.
[00:28:08]  That was the only sort of remotely funny part of this whole video.
[00:28:12]  And it was girls doing normal, girly kind of humor and not this vindictive cunt shit that they hire men to write for them.
[00:28:21]  And did you see how hideous she looked in that makeup tutorial?
[00:28:25]  That's like being airbrushed and everything.
[00:28:27]  Still shockingly unattractive, which is not something that concerns me, obviously.
[00:28:33]  But when you make your whole thing about how Dennis Prager is not hot, glass houses, lady.
[00:28:40]  Sorry, go ahead.
[00:28:41]  PragerU gets those views the same way a lot of YouTube channels do by producing short, fun videos that are mostly hosted by the worst people.
[00:28:50]  What's up, guys?
[00:28:51]  This is Will Witt with PragerU, and today we're back with Storytime with Will.
[00:28:54]  Are you an activist?
[00:28:55]  Yes, four-year-olds.
[00:28:57]  Also, what is this?
[00:28:57]  Supposed to be about transgender rights?
[00:29:00]  Did you hear he said, are you an activist?
[00:29:02]  Yes, four-year-olds.
[00:29:03]  Okay.
[00:29:03]  So he's acknowledging that a four-year-old reads this book.
[00:29:06]  Babies not choosing their own gender.
[00:29:07]  The indoctrination does not just start in college.
[00:29:09]  It does not just start in high school.
[00:29:11]  It starts when kids are four to eight years old.
[00:29:13]  That's bad, but the worst part is that he thinks this baby board book is for eight-year-olds.
[00:29:18]  No, he said it was for a four-year-old.
[00:29:21]  Then when he did his conclusion, he talked about all of these books and said they range from four to eight.
[00:29:27]  This was probably the fat bitch's input.
[00:29:31]  I guess for Will Witt, goosebumps is his infinite jest.
[00:29:35]  Just keep plugging away, buddy.
[00:29:36]  You'll finish it one day.
[00:29:39]  Meanwhile, this little kid, and I see 20-year-olds as little kids, is much more sophisticated than her.
[00:29:45]  But because of her typo and her mistake about the four-year-old, eight-year-old kid, she's now mocking his stupidity, which of course, to get back to the meta, is a mockery of her own writer's stupidity.
[00:29:59]  Prague RU was founded in 2009 by Dennis Prager, a radio host turned digital mogul, and man who definitely eats hard-boiled eggs on an airplane.
[00:30:10]  That's another great insult, is to make up things he does and then Photoshop him doing these things in a gross way with your friends cringing and grimacing next to him.
[00:30:22]  Good diss.
[00:30:24]  Can I get another milk on the rocks?
[00:30:30]  So she's making fun of him for drinking milk on a plane on the rocks and having hard-boiled eggs.
[00:30:35]  Can you imagine what fucking Mike Drucker eats?
[00:30:38]  Or can you even conceive of the number of hard-boiled eggs that gigantic blimp who wrote this shit eats?
[00:30:44]  Do you want to make fun of diets?
[00:30:46]  Let's put on a large dining room table what she consumes every day.
[00:30:51]  The entire pizza she eats, the enormous fried chicken she has, an entire chicken to herself, the three three liter bottles of Arsie Cola, the fries, the Chick-fil-A, the fucking cheeseburgers.

=== When a Woman Isn't in the Mood (03:40) ===

[00:31:09]  Oh my God, the ice cream.
[00:31:11]  Can you imagine her diet?
[00:31:14]  It's a little more hilarious than Dennis Prager's fictional airplane diet.
[00:31:19]  She is an aeroplane.
[00:31:21]  I think she might even eat an aeroplane.
[00:31:24]  Prager is a prolific writer with multiple books, essays.
[00:31:27]  That are way over your head.
[00:31:29]  One special piece called When a Woman Isn't in the Mood Part One.
[00:31:32]  Pause.
[00:31:34]  What?
[00:31:34]  So now all his books are bullshit, right?
[00:31:38]  Because of this title.
[00:31:39]  And this goes back to the original part of the video where she goes, is murder wrong?
[00:31:44]  What is murder?
[00:31:44]  Why is it wrong?
[00:31:45]  They're not weird at all.
[00:31:47]  This article is about married couples.
[00:31:52]  So, and by the way, he's writing an article about married couples and sex.
[00:31:55]  Why?
[00:31:56]  What's his incentive there?
[00:31:58]  Is he trying to get rich?
[00:32:00]  Is he trying to promote some sort of pornographic agenda?
[00:32:03]  He's got a happy marriage where I assume he has a great sex life.
[00:32:07]  They've been together for a very long time and seem to be getting along great.
[00:32:11]  So the impetus for this article, he wrote, is to improve people's lives, to make marriages better, to make sex better in marriage.
[00:32:20]  He's writing an article trying to improve your relationship.
[00:32:23]  That includes you, by the way, Samantha.
[00:32:27]  Did I just fuck out my tie?
[00:32:30]  I've read this article.
[00:32:31]  It's all about how women go, look, he always wants to fuck me all the time.
[00:32:35]  I'm paraphrasing, by the way.
[00:32:37]  And I shouldn't have to fuck him to prove my love to him.
[00:32:41]  And God, men are animals.
[00:32:42]  And he's then taking all of those points, which are commonly said, and saying, defending them and saying, Yeah, you're right.
[00:32:48]  I know, but men are animals.
[00:32:50]  In fact, they're constantly thinking about sex.
[00:32:52]  But when you refuse a man, it bums him out.
[00:32:55]  And that's why it hurts his feelings.
[00:32:58]  And I'm not saying you should fuck your husband when you don't want to, but understand from his point of view, a lot of the way women in a marriage express their love for their husband is through sex.
[00:33:08]  He likes it.
[00:33:09]  That's the way it is.
[00:33:11]  And it's not telling women to do it.
[00:33:12]  Anyway, you can look it up yourself.
[00:33:13]  It's a really benevolent, kind marriage therapy.
[00:33:18]  You know, he's trying to help people improve their marriage.
[00:33:20]  And here she is mocking it because of the title, because that fat pig and that loser nerd are too lazy to even read the fucking thing.
[00:33:29]  Part two is just homeboy's headshot.
[00:33:33]  Isn't that awesome?
[00:33:35]  Homeboy's headshot.
[00:33:36]  Mike Drucker definitely wrote that line.
[00:33:39]  Homeboy's headshot.
[00:33:40]  Do you remember Mike Drucker's headshot?
[00:33:43]  He's also a midget, by the way.
[00:33:46]  So you're seeing a very ugly looking dude, but you're also, you also have to keep in mind that he's tiny.
[00:33:53]  He's a tiny, bald, fat loser that you'd have to be insane to fuck.
[00:33:59]  Oh, there he is in a studio.
[00:34:01]  Look at that.
[00:34:02]  Look at that.
[00:34:03]  He just said a great way to turn women off is to show a picture of homeboy Dennis Prager.
[00:34:10]  Dennis Prager is married to a beautiful, successful doctor.
[00:34:14]  This guy hasn't been fucked in infinity.
[00:34:18]  Yeah.
[00:34:19]  Homeboy.
[00:34:24]  If you live in a glasshouse of unbelievable ugliness, Samantha, Mike, and Caitlin, was her name?

=== Straw Men and Shallow Beliefs (15:50) ===

[00:34:32]  Don't throw fucking pretty stones, Kristen.
[00:34:39]  Dennis Krager's belief system extends beyond traditional Judeo-Christian values.
[00:34:44]  He also has a ton of weird other beliefs.
[00:34:46]  I promise you, one day you will say, first they came after conservatives, and I said nothing.
[00:34:53]  And then they came after me, and there was no one left to speak up for me.
[00:34:58]  To the left, the primary purpose of art sculpture.
[00:35:01]  He's talking about the invasion of socialism in American culture.
[00:35:06]  We see Bernie Sanders kicking ass and taking names.
[00:35:09]  It's totally conceivable that America could become as left as Canada.
[00:35:14]  And in Canada, as we've been discussing, we have Ezra Levant being questioned by law enforcement for writing a book critical of the prime minister.
[00:35:25]  So Dennis Prager's dystopia, where people are unable to speak their mind, where free speech is dead, is not unreasonable.
[00:35:34]  That's not a crazy belief.
[00:35:36]  Have you checked out my life recently?
[00:35:39]  I had to build a fucking armored tank called censored.tv that still had to change the name and privately charge people money to see me speak because I can't have a voice anywhere else.
[00:35:52]  I cannot make a living anywhere else because I've been censored.
[00:35:55]  Why?
[00:35:56]  Because I'm funny, I'm gorgeous, I'm interesting, and I like Trump.
[00:36:00]  That's a crime.
[00:36:02]  And music is to shock.
[00:36:04]  That's why so much contemporary art is meaningless.
[00:36:07]  Wait, wait, just go back, go back, go back.
[00:36:10]  He used examples.
[00:36:12]  Speak up for me.
[00:36:13]  To the left, the primary purpose of art, sculpture, and music is to shock.
[00:36:17]  That's why so much contemporary.
[00:36:20]  These are all real successful pieces of art.
[00:36:23]  Banksy really did shred one of his prints live at a Suthby's art show.
[00:36:31]  They really do regularly have toilets in art shows.
[00:36:34]  We just had a gold toilet by a Maurizio, what's his name?
[00:36:37]  And Jay-Z was a crack dealer who built his career selling illegal drugs, getting the money from that, recording songs.
[00:36:46]  I think he shot his sister.
[00:36:48]  He destroyed his community.
[00:36:49]  This is all real liberal art.
[00:36:53]  How is this a weird belief?
[00:36:56]  Go ahead.
[00:36:56]  Literary art is meaningless and involves the scatological, meaning urine and feces.
[00:37:02]  Yes, urine and feces.
[00:37:04]  Pause.
[00:37:05]  That's not a weird view.
[00:37:07]  Piss Christ is a successful photograph of Jesus Christ in a giant cube of piss.
[00:37:18]  And what's the, I forget the name of this piece, but there's the Virgin Mary covered, created out of elephant dung.
[00:37:27]  I think it's just called Mary or something.
[00:37:29]  And that was an artist who made the Virgin Mary out of fucking elephant dung.
[00:37:35]  So he is literally correct that they are using excrement, urine, and feces to make art.
[00:37:44]  Encrusted with elephant dung.
[00:37:46]  At least Piss Christ looked good.
[00:37:48]  This is pathetic.
[00:37:50]  It's kind of racist, too, isn't it?
[00:37:52]  I think the artist was African.
[00:37:53]  Africans are allowed to draw insulting depictions of blacks.
[00:37:57]  What's it called, though?
[00:38:01]  The Holy Virgin Mary.
[00:38:02]  Yeah, that's what I thought.
[00:38:04]  All right, let's get to get back to Witchface.
[00:38:07]  How dare you?
[00:38:08]  We also do plenty of jokes about boners.
[00:38:12]  Just pause.
[00:38:13]  Hey, he wasn't talking about jokes.
[00:38:15]  He was talking about liberal art, and he was specifically referencing music, sculpture, and visual art.
[00:38:24]  He wasn't talking about you, Samantha.
[00:38:27]  Now, his extreme views would make Dennis Krager unpopular with West Coast elites.
[00:38:33]  He's actually worked in Hollywood, producing movies such as For Goodness Sake, For Goodness Sake 2, and For Goodness Sake 3, 50 Shades Free.
[00:38:42]  Pause.
[00:38:42]  So he did two movies called For Goodness and For Goodness Sake.
[00:38:45]  They made a fake one in the third.
[00:38:46]  You haven't seen the movies, so you're making fun of the title?
[00:38:49]  This is the left is so fucking lazy that they make fun of headlines and titles without seeing the thing they're talking about.
[00:38:56]  How much time did they have to do this segment?
[00:38:59]  Because it's seven minutes long and it looks like it was done in about ten minutes.
[00:39:04]  Chris Prager even recently made his own documentary with comedian and knockoff Joe Rogan, Adam Carolla, called...
[00:39:11]  And this is the actual poster.
[00:39:13]  How is he a knockoff Joe Rogan?
[00:39:15]  He's nothing like Joe Rogan at all.
[00:39:19]  Adam Carolla focuses on liberty, libertarianism.
[00:39:23]  He loves cars, but he's all about free speech.
[00:39:27]  Joe Rogan is all over the map.
[00:39:30]  He's more, if you had to narrow him down, it would be like hunting and meat and fucking wrestling and boxing and MMA, man, dude stuff.
[00:39:40]  Adam Carolla is more of an economics guy, a pro-jobs guy.
[00:39:45]  Anyway, sorry, that's a tangent.
[00:39:48]  Actual poster, no safe spaces.
[00:39:50]  I guess it's either about the First Amendment or crashing your bus out of a college.
[00:39:55]  Anyway, finally, that's a genuinely valid criticism.
[00:40:00]  In their poster, they have the bus crashing out of the college.
[00:40:04]  It should be the bus crashing into the college, but you couldn't show the title on the bus if it was crashing into the college.
[00:40:10]  So they managed to find an inconsistency and something that's not perfectly accurate that the graphic designer who did their poster for their tour did.
[00:40:21]  Bam!
[00:40:22]  Slam dunk in your face, Prager U. 90% of their budget went to that poster.
[00:40:30]  Prager U itself continues Dennis' love of right-wing celebrities using conservative experts and stars to add a veneer of respectability to the site.
[00:40:39]  Isn't it amazing, by the way, that a fucking army made this?
[00:40:43]  It probably took five days.
[00:40:45]  They had, speaking of making fun of graphics guys, they had a whole team of graphics dudes making that aeroplane thing.
[00:40:51]  We had a team of writers.
[00:40:53]  We shot it, rehearsed it, wrote it out.
[00:40:56]  It's all on a teleprompter.
[00:41:01]  They really got to like play t-ball in order to fucking get to first base, don't they?
[00:41:06]  Epitomizing much of their shitty and factually untrue commentary.
[00:41:10]  I mean, pause, pause, pause.
[00:41:11]  You just, I don't know how long we've been watching this for, but why don't you show one thing they've said that was factually untrue?
[00:41:18]  Prager U, I worked with Prager U once.
[00:41:20]  I think I became too controversial for them.
[00:41:22]  But I was doing a thing on statues being taken down.
[00:41:25]  You submit your text first.
[00:41:28]  They go over it and fact check it and then send it back to you and say, this was actually in 1936.
[00:41:34]  And then they triple verify it and then they work on the graphics because they don't want to be embarrassed by making mistakes.
[00:41:40]  What is factually untrue?
[00:41:41]  And by the way, why is Mike Drucker and that fat pig talking about facts and what's untrue?
[00:41:46]  Like their job is comedy and they did an okay job with that makeup on the feet thing.
[00:41:53]  But then they get into like Dennis Prager's wrong.
[00:41:55]  He's factually untrue.
[00:41:57]  What?
[00:41:58]  You're a fucking loser who hasn't done anything of consequence.
[00:42:01]  Why are you telling this guy who is obsessed with research and facts and improving America that he's wrong?
[00:42:09]  And this is from Media Matters by Parker Malloy.
[00:42:17]  You got to look up Parker Malloy.
[00:42:19]  It's a mentally deranged tranny who took so much estrogen that he grew tits.
[00:42:26]  Yeah, this is the expert.
[00:42:27]  Parker Malloy.
[00:42:28]  Look at this pathetic nerd.
[00:42:30]  It's Mike Drucker on estrogen.
[00:42:32]  This is the guy telling you that Prager U is factually incorrect, according to his column on media matters.
[00:42:42]  Look at this guy.
[00:42:43]  This is the authority.
[00:42:44]  Can you believe the people we listen to?
[00:42:46]  I was going to say they take these ugly losers, get them to write a script, and then have a pretty person read it so it sounds believable, but they don't even have a pretty person read it anymore.
[00:42:55]  They have a hot witch read it.
[00:42:57]  Look at this clown.
[00:42:59]  Upworthy.com.
[00:43:01]  Last time I checked in with Parker Molloy, he was begging people to pay him for CD reviews.
[00:43:06]  He was the one, by the way, who attacked me when I said trans are mentally oguys.
[00:43:10]  And then some other, you know, feminist or drag queen or tranny said something to him like that was a bit harsh.
[00:43:17]  And then he said to that tranny, I hope you drink bleach and die.
[00:43:20]  So then they started attacking him, her, it, Z. And it was like running up a hill being chased by lunatics, wolves, and then seeing the wolves start to eat each other as I was running up the hill going, Jesus Christ, what a mess back there.
[00:43:35]  Yeah.
[00:43:36]  So a mental patient.
[00:43:37]  But yeah, Sam, nice source.
[00:43:40]  Some of the experts they've got.
[00:43:42]  I'm Pete Hegseth.
[00:43:43]  I'm Greg Gutfeld.
[00:43:44]  I'm Tucker Carlson.
[00:43:46]  I'm Mike Roe.
[00:43:46]  I'm Jakob Smirnov.
[00:43:48]  Just pause.
[00:43:49]  Just pause.
[00:43:50]  So we're laughing at their experts.
[00:43:52]  All of those guys are incredibly accomplished authors, writers, presenters.
[00:43:58]  And yes, at the end, they have Yakov Smirnov.
[00:44:00]  They had Yakov Smirnov on as a joke.
[00:44:03]  They're clearly aware of the humor in pulling in Yakov Smirnov.
[00:44:08]  And I believe his video was talking about communism and Russia.
[00:44:11]  I can't really remember.
[00:44:12]  But it clearly had an element of humor.
[00:44:15]  They're not constantly going to Yakov Smirnov as a source.
[00:44:19]  Well, let's check in with Yakov when we discuss tariffs in Asia.
[00:44:24]  I'm Tucker Carlson.
[00:44:25]  I'm Mike Roh.
[00:44:26]  I'm Yakov Smirnov for Prager University.
[00:44:29]  Because there's nothing the kids love more than Yakov Smirnov.
[00:44:34]  With these experts and Yakov Smirnov, Prager U makes itself look completely neutral, as if they're just presenting the facts.
[00:44:41]  With this strategy, the site's videos can present some truly batshit ideas.
[00:44:46]  If sex doesn't mean anything, why would any woman feel violated by an uninvited touch?
[00:44:52]  Just pop.
[00:44:54]  They're making that sound like it's a pro-rape thing, but they're talking about slut walks and how sex doesn't matter.
[00:45:00]  And girl, you just go out and rock with your bad self.
[00:45:03]  But they're saying, no, women take sex very seriously.
[00:45:06]  And when you have them dancing around with their shirts off, having a slut walk, you're going against what naturally happens to them.
[00:45:12]  They feel more with sex.
[00:45:14]  They are less likely to have multiple partners and to feel nothing.
[00:45:18]  We all fucking know that.
[00:45:20]  Planned Parenthood says it's devoted to women's reproductive rights.
[00:45:24]  What it means is it's devoted to aborting as many babies as possible.
[00:45:28]  If God were depicted as female, Young men would deem traits such as compassion, mercy, and care for the downtrodden as feminine and would not identify with them.
[00:45:38]  Come on.
[00:45:39]  Pause.
[00:45:39]  That's clearly too sophisticated for Samantha B. She doesn't understand this.
[00:45:45]  That when they show a strong male figure having care and compassion, it has more impact than a strong female figure having care and compassion.
[00:45:53]  That went whoosh right over Fatso's head and the sad nerd.
[00:45:58]  And I don't know why Samantha goes, actually, that's a fairly intellectual point.
[00:46:02]  And by the way, just to go back one step, yeah, that abortions line did sound a bit rich.
[00:46:06]  Okay, you got one.
[00:46:08]  The poster was not perfect, and that line was a bit hyperbolic.
[00:46:14]  Congrats.
[00:46:14]  The important thing isn't whether God is a woman or a man.
[00:46:18]  The important thing is that God is hot.
[00:46:20]  What?
[00:46:21]  Finally, for once in my life, I want to feel the Lord in me.
[00:46:27]  Again, this atheist writing staff just has to get a stab at Christianity while they talk about how offensive someone else is.
[00:46:34]  Nice.
[00:46:39]  Isn't it funny how, I think Steven Crowder pointed this out, how these people are all about, don't say that, that's offensive.
[00:46:45]  You're using the wrong terms for trans.
[00:46:47]  And then they take Christianity, which I think we're down to 64% of Americans are Christian, and just fucking shit all over it.
[00:46:54]  I want the Lord to fuck me and my pussy.
[00:47:01]  Yet as bonkers as Dennis Prager and his fake-ass university may be, they are convincing a whole generation that this is what pisses her off, is that it's successful.
[00:47:11]  Wife should have sex with you, even if you look like someone who started serial killing after retirement.
[00:47:16]  Prager, you.
[00:47:17]  Yes.
[00:47:20]  This is another one of those things that the left says to shock you, but you go, yeah, I'll take that as literally as you want.
[00:47:28]  Yeah, Dennis Prager's wife should have sex with him.
[00:47:30]  He's not saying you have to have sex with him, but he's saying Gavin's wife should have sex with him.
[00:47:36]  Dennis Prager's wife should have sex with him.
[00:47:38]  That's an integral part of marriage.
[00:47:39]  Has that not occurred to you before?
[00:47:42]  Is actually dangerous.
[00:47:44]  They are reaching a new, younger audience with bullshit conservative propaganda.
[00:47:49]  They trick kids into thinking their videos are educational, even though Prager U is as much of a real college as Monsters University.
[00:47:57]  If your aim is just to scare people, at least one of them offers you an actual diploma.
[00:48:04]  They ended that.
[00:48:04]  That slam dunk was the same joke they had at the beginning where they go, Prager U is not a real university.
[00:48:11]  Nobody thinks it's a real university.
[00:48:13]  That is a fucking Potempkin Village criticism.
[00:48:16]  That is a straw man argument.
[00:48:18]  So they start it with a straw man and they end it with a straw man.
[00:48:21]  Why?
[00:48:22]  because they fucking hate white men I'm having trouble with all my shirts.
[00:48:36]  They're giving me claustrophobia.
[00:48:38]  Maybe my neck got fatter.
[00:48:42]  You're getting that Kristen neck.
[00:48:45]  You know what I want to look at for a second here?
[00:48:48]  I'll send it to you right now.
[00:48:50]  It's so fucking annoying.
[00:48:53]  I stole this from Milo.
[00:48:59]  Oh yeah.
[00:49:00]  It's called This Is What Gender Non-Binary People Look Like.
[00:49:08]  Like you're a punk rocker and you make yourself into a complete freak because you want to separate yourself from society and then you sit there and complain that you're not treated like some normal housewife or some regular dude.
[00:49:28]  Is that not going through?
[00:49:29]  It's an email, right?
[00:49:30]  Yeah.
[00:49:33]  I hate the way this mustache side always goes up.
[00:49:36]  Might be the lighting, though.
[00:49:41]  Yeah, is it the lighting?
[00:49:43]  I don't know.
[00:49:45]  That's fucking irritating that emails take a long time to go through.
[00:49:49]  It might be faster for you to just look it up.
[00:49:52]  The article's called, This Is What Gender-Non-Binary, that's one word, people look like.
[00:50:00]  And it's by Meredith Talusin, who of course includes herself in this article.
[00:50:05]  There we go.

=== Why They're Wrong (04:30) ===

[00:50:07]  That's faster than me sending an email.
[00:50:10]  That is a gay.
[00:50:12]  Actually, they were right to put that at the top because that is deceiving.
[00:50:16]  Sometimes black women can have strong chins, especially when they take lots of testosterone.
[00:50:22]  But yeah, that's probably a lesbian who took a bunch of testosterone and got a five o'clock shadow.
[00:50:29]  I know it looks like a dude, but she's been doing it for a while.
[00:50:32]  But that's the trickiest one.
[00:50:34]  That is a Jewish homosexual who grew his hair long.
[00:50:39]  You're not gender non-binary.
[00:50:42]  You're just a gay lord who likes wearing a dress.
[00:50:45]  Do you think that anyone thinks that you're not just a Jewish gay?
[00:50:51]  Like, you're not confusing.
[00:50:52]  They think they're blowing your mind.
[00:50:54]  This is my favorite.
[00:50:55]  I remember him.
[00:50:56]  Yeah, these all, they play these, all these people hang out.
[00:51:00]  So whenever they write, they write about themselves.
[00:51:02]  They're just narcissistic, mentally ill homosexuals.
[00:51:06]  This guy is an Indian version of that.
[00:51:08]  Very hairy, dude.
[00:51:09]  And he's pretending that we're confused here or there's any mystery or substance.
[00:51:15]  There's no substance there, dude.
[00:51:17]  You're just a weirdo.
[00:51:18]  Looks like you fell asleep at a Crayola holiday party.
[00:51:23]  He looks like a Christmas tree for mentally ill babies.
[00:51:27]  Look at him.
[00:51:30]  You're not even like earlier I say you're just a gay who dressed up.
[00:51:34]  You're just a gay.
[00:51:35]  There's nothing interesting about you.
[00:51:37]  Sorry.
[00:51:38]  You're just a gay man.
[00:51:39]  Yawn.
[00:51:41]  Look at the hand, though.
[00:51:42]  Very feminine.
[00:51:43]  Yeah.
[00:51:45]  Gays have feminine hands.
[00:51:46]  You're just an ugly Chinese person who's so pale.
[00:51:51]  You're borderline albino.
[00:51:53]  And you're a lesbian.
[00:51:55]  The end.
[00:51:57]  Just because you have short hair doesn't mean you changed history.
[00:52:01]  I'm not shocked.
[00:52:02]  I'm not blown away.
[00:52:03]  I'm not interested.
[00:52:04]  I'm not phobic.
[00:52:05]  I'm bored.
[00:52:07]  What is the point of this article, too?
[00:52:10]  Let's just read some of the features.
[00:52:11]  I'll feed it in twice.
[00:52:12]  Yeah, well, he was the header.
[00:52:15]  Let's hear some of this rhetoric.
[00:52:17]  Wait, let me just guess.
[00:52:18]  Open conversation, space.
[00:52:20]  We need to be provided, a space to be provided.
[00:52:23]  Understand, a bigger conversation.
[00:52:26]  All right, let's see what we got.
[00:52:30]  No, no, you're back at the beginning, aren't you?
[00:52:32]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:52:32]  Go back to where you were.
[00:52:35]  Okay, go.
[00:52:36]  What is something you would like people to know about non-binary folks?
[00:52:40]  Remember I said you're an asshole if you say folks?
[00:52:43]  Many people believe that non-binary is a new idea and that non-binary folks are a fad.
[00:52:48]  It is.
[00:52:49]  Non-binary people are not a fad.
[00:52:51]  Yes, you are.
[00:52:52]  A gimmick or a new concept.
[00:52:54]  We have existed across various cultures for several centuries.
[00:52:58]  Our identities were suppressed by imperialism.
[00:53:01]  Oh, really?
[00:53:02]  They weren't suppressed by Islam?
[00:53:04]  And as a result, non-binary people seem to be a recent phenomenon to mainstream society, but we've exited, blah, blah, blah.
[00:53:10]  Shut the fuck up.
[00:53:11]  Let's see the next one.
[00:53:15]  Like, yeah.
[00:53:17]  Go up.
[00:53:19]  You're just a lesbian.
[00:53:22]  What is remotely interesting about this?
[00:53:24]  You're just a chick who likes to sleep with chicks.
[00:53:27]  We're familiar with lesbians.
[00:53:29]  You're not non-binary.
[00:53:31]  That's not a thing.
[00:53:33]  Just because you have short hair and you like men's dress shirts, you think you're no longer a woman?
[00:53:38]  This is why I'm a TERF.
[00:53:40]  This is why I'm a trans-exclusionary radical feminist.
[00:53:44]  This is just an ugly gay lord in a dress coming up who took some pills and grew some tits.
[00:53:49]  Yep.
[00:53:50]  Ugly gay.
[00:53:51]  You're just a dyke.
[00:53:54]  Nothing crazy is going on here.
[00:53:56]  You're just a fucking dyke.
[00:54:00]  That's how they get their numbers so high by saying there's 15,000 trans people in the military.
[00:54:07]  Well, there's probably like 10,000 gays in total.
[00:54:13]  You know what's another good song by Twin Peaks?
[00:54:15]  Making Breakfast.
[00:54:17]  It's a good video, too.
[00:54:18]  You should look it up.
[00:54:20]  They're such a dude band.

=== Budweiser Bash? (13:16) ===

[00:54:25]  It's a great video.
[00:54:28]  Yeah, that's it.
[00:54:30]  Yeah, that's it.
[00:54:36]  Seems like you'd be a good guy to hang out with.
[00:54:56]  Carl guys are kind of like hosers.
[00:54:58]  They're not into fashion and stuff.
[00:55:01]  Hanging out and beer.
[00:55:05]  Cigarette stuffed it in their hat.
[00:55:10]  I think it's time for the mailbag.
[00:55:12]  Ryan shut up you don't have a dad.
[00:55:16]  Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
[00:55:22]  Let me touch it.
[00:55:27]  All right.
[00:55:28]  So in a previous episode, I commanded my following to...
[00:55:36]  Uh-oh, I'm getting a beach ball.
[00:55:39]  To draw me a...
[00:55:45]  Yeah, if you're getting a beach ball in mail, it's time to quit.
[00:55:49]  Give it up.
[00:55:50]  It's not going to figure shit out.
[00:55:52]  And even when it does that one in 100 times, it moves like a sloth.
[00:55:56]  It moves like a Anthony, I mean, sorry, a Greg Opie Hughes.
[00:56:02]  Hey, your shit crashed.
[00:56:04]  Do you want us to send a message?
[00:56:05]  No, I don't want to get involved.
[00:56:07]  I'm not looking for a homework assignment.
[00:56:10]  Thanks.
[00:56:13]  All right.
[00:56:14]  So last week, I asked people to, or was it last week?
[00:56:18]  Yeah, I think so.
[00:56:19]  I asked people to send me a picture I can use when I want to go get a beer.
[00:56:24]  And I want it to be a werewolf with a Budweiser.
[00:56:26]  And I want to say out for Bud.
[00:56:28]  The Bud written like Bud.
[00:56:30]  And a lot of people obliged.
[00:56:32]  I'm very happy with it.
[00:56:34]  We should try to find a winner today.
[00:56:36]  So, Ryan, I would just like search out for Bud, and they should come up.
[00:56:42]  This first one I'm looking at is from James.
[00:56:45]  Should I say his name?
[00:56:47]  James.
[00:56:47]  Hey, I got it.
[00:56:48]  It's this one.
[00:56:49]  Yeah, but should I say his name?
[00:56:50]  Nah.
[00:56:52]  Why not?
[00:56:52]  Well, yeah, I guess unless they say not to.
[00:56:54]  Unless they say not to.
[00:56:55]  And like, this is a really good picture.
[00:56:58]  I know it's verboten for you to support me, but are you allowed to watch my show?
[00:57:06]  I don't know the rules with this censorship.
[00:57:09]  Like, it seems weird someone would say, oh, yeah, you like James?
[00:57:12]  Well, he fucking watches a show.
[00:57:16]  Anyway, James Ramey is fantastic.
[00:57:22]  I would like to get a shirt.
[00:57:24]  Maybe we should talk to him about doing a shirt.
[00:57:26]  Oh, Budweiser would fuck us, though, right?
[00:57:28]  Is enough of the word Budweiser covered?
[00:57:32]  I don't know.
[00:57:33]  They're really strict about that kind of stuff.
[00:57:35]  Crap.
[00:57:36]  But with t-shirts ripping people off, you just get a cease and desist, and then you stop.
[00:57:40]  Oh, okay.
[00:57:42]  So that's an idea.
[00:57:43]  We might want to make that into a shirt.
[00:57:45]  Next, beware.
[00:57:48]  This one is from Steve.
[00:57:51]  Beware him out for Bud.
[00:57:53]  Why do they use Bud Light?
[00:57:55]  Yeah, that's messed up.
[00:57:56]  Bud Light is...
[00:58:00]  I guess when something really important is going on, you don't want to be wasted.
[00:58:04]  This one isn't as good, I'm afraid.
[00:58:06]  It's too slinky.
[00:58:08]  Although I like the font work better here than in the other one.
[00:58:13]  Where are you going there?
[00:58:14]  Hello?
[00:58:17]  And I never said beware.
[00:58:19]  And I'll piss the bed.
[00:58:22]  What am I wearing there?
[00:58:23]  A little vest with a sweatshirt?
[00:58:26]  All right, so that's a good one, but a little too sexy.
[00:58:31]  What do we got here?
[00:58:33]  This one is from someone named Mega, M-E-G-G-A-H.
[00:58:37]  Is that a girl or a boy?
[00:58:39]  He sent a bunch.
[00:58:40]  She sent a bunch.
[00:58:43]  Oh, I got one.
[00:58:44]  One has Alex Jones' face on it, which is cool.
[00:58:49]  But the problem with making Alex Jones into a werewolf is, oh, that's the first one.
[00:58:54]  So when it, male or female, sent that, oh, the Bud was just too low res.
[00:58:58]  I said, it's got to be red.
[00:59:02]  You don't write out for Bud in yellow.
[00:59:07]  Did you get the other ones or were they sent directly to me?
[00:59:12]  Oh, okay.
[00:59:12]  So I'll have to email these.
[00:59:13]  Because I got the mega, but that's the only one I sent.
[00:59:16]  I'll have to email these to you, and it'll just take nine years because that's the way this fucking shit works.
[00:59:24]  So I'm sending you to Free Speech.
[00:59:27]  I'm sending you the Alex Jones one.
[00:59:32]  Ooh, I got a really cool one.
[00:59:33]  Wait, hold on, hold on.
[00:59:36]  So, I guess we'll go back to those later.
[00:59:40]  Okay, this one is from John Selwyn.
[00:59:44]  Have you got that one?
[00:59:46]  That's amazing.
[00:59:48]  Yeah, it's pretty good.
[00:59:50]  Pretty cool.
[00:59:52]  What's wrong with it, though?
[00:59:53]  The style.
[00:59:54]  You know what?
[00:59:54]  I'm not a fan of the text, but that's nitpicky.
[00:59:57]  I mean, that's really cool looking.
[00:59:59]  It's got a style to it.
[01:00:02]  Everything has a style to it.
[01:00:03]  What the fuck does that mean?
[01:00:04]  It's got a good style.
[01:00:06]  It's got good style?
[01:00:08]  When somebody has style, you don't say, hey, you got good style.
[01:00:10]  It's like, you got style.
[01:00:12]  Yeah, whatever.
[01:00:14]  John Selwyn sounds familiar.
[01:00:15]  I think he's a professional cartoonist.
[01:00:19]  Yeah, I've definitely heard from him before.
[01:00:22]  Selwyn.
[01:00:23]  I think he does, like, Marvel and shit.
[01:00:27]  Is that the one that edited you into Aquaman?
[01:00:31]  Maybe.
[01:00:31]  No, I don't think so.
[01:00:32]  No, he's just a really good professional artist.
[01:00:34]  He's British.
[01:00:37]  You can just tell.
[01:00:39]  Yeah, he's incredibly talented.
[01:00:40]  Wow.
[01:00:42]  You couldn't pull him up while I was doing that?
[01:00:46]  Nope.
[01:00:48]  Is it J-O-N?
[01:00:52]  Well, don't you have the email right in front of you?
[01:00:55]  Why are you asking if it's J-O-N when it's right in front of you?
[01:00:59]  I left that because I'm looking.
[01:01:01]  I got two more lines.
[01:01:02]  I said J-O-N.
[01:01:03]  Okay.
[01:01:04]  J-O-N-S-E-L-W-Y-N is the spelling of the email that you just had up on your own fucking screen.
[01:01:12]  Hello!
[01:01:16]  There we go.
[01:01:18]  See, when you scroll down, you can see how remarkably talented he is.
[01:01:23]  And when you see Count Dankula on someone's Instagram page, it means they're British.
[01:01:28]  Oh, look, go back.
[01:01:29]  He put Count D'Ancula on his Nazi pug.
[01:01:37]  All right.
[01:01:38]  Next, this is from Niles.
[01:01:40]  This one is terrible.
[01:01:42]  Niles, you lose.
[01:01:45]  Actually, that's so bad, it's almost good.
[01:01:48]  I love it.
[01:01:50]  Yeah, like when I think about what I want to do with these, the first one would make the best t-shirt, but as far as like texting someone, no, then I have the microphone there and they're like, oh, are you showing me a show you did?
[01:02:03]  Still going, still got more.
[01:02:05]  This one is really weird from Lee Stone.
[01:02:09]  It's like a beautiful watercolor.
[01:02:12]  And he didn't write out for Bud.
[01:02:14]  And that's not a werewolf.
[01:02:16]  That's a wolf.
[01:02:17]  Might be a husky.
[01:02:19]  No, it's a wolf.
[01:02:20]  It's just a dog.
[01:02:21]  What?
[01:02:21]  That doesn't make people want to go and get wasted.
[01:02:25]  It's a beautiful painting of a wolf approaching a bud light that he's clearly not going to drink.
[01:02:31]  He can't even open it.
[01:02:32]  He can't open it.
[01:02:33]  He doesn't like Bud Light.
[01:02:35]  You need to have at least some human in you to want to have a bud.
[01:02:38]  It's a light.
[01:02:40]  That wasn't bad, Lee.
[01:02:41]  was just weird.
[01:02:42]  It wasn't badly done, but it was I don't know.
[01:02:49]  That makes me sad.
[01:02:56]  This is from a guy named 40 Ounce.
[01:02:59]  It's really fucking good.
[01:03:02]  Okay, I got one from Kevin's dad.
[01:03:05]  Okay, there we go.
[01:03:08]  Hello?
[01:03:09]  Why are you not pulling his up the same speed I am?
[01:03:12]  Yeah, when you click them, it takes a while to load, put a full screen.
[01:03:15]  That looks really, really cool.
[01:03:17]  And I love the Budweiser.
[01:03:20]  That's really 80s looking, isn't it?
[01:03:23]  Yeah.
[01:03:24]  Wow.
[01:03:24]  And I love the lettering.
[01:03:25]  That's badass.
[01:03:26]  I don't know, but it's...
[01:03:32]  And I'm not bananas about the stone opening at the top, but I could just take that out.
[01:03:37]  Yeah, I think I would remove the stones.
[01:03:40]  And then if there was some way we could get a jean jacket, maybe on that.
[01:03:43]  You know, the arm grabbing the bud?
[01:03:45]  If it had a jean jacket, did he fucking paint this himself?
[01:03:49]  That looks pretty.
[01:03:50]  It looks pretty original.
[01:03:52]  Yeah.
[01:03:53]  Yeah.
[01:03:54]  Wow.
[01:03:55]  We're impressed, 40.
[01:03:56]  You know, it'd be cool if he's coming out the front of your shirt and you take away the stone and he's like tearing out the front and the back.
[01:04:02]  You could tell he's got a jean jacket on.
[01:04:03]  Yeah.
[01:04:04]  That'd be badass.
[01:04:06]  I like tearing shirts where you're like, oh.
[01:04:09]  This one is from Kevin.
[01:04:10]  It blows chunks.
[01:04:12]  He's got just a lame-ass low-reshop fucking thing.
[01:04:18]  Actually, I was going to say it's probably 15K, but I can pull it up on my computer and see what's the size of that attachment.
[01:04:25]  Can you do that?
[01:04:26]  Why can't I pull up the size of it?
[01:04:28]  Used to be able to do that in my day.
[01:04:31]  1.
[01:04:32]  Okay, so they are 1.2 megabytes, but he has it twice.
[01:04:36]  So that's 60 kilobytes each.
[01:04:40]  Thanks, dude.
[01:04:41]  That's from Underworld.
[01:04:42]  Don't quit your day job.
[01:04:46]  Oh, this next one is fucking mind-blowing.
[01:04:50]  Yeah.
[01:04:50]  From Jesse.
[01:04:53]  Now, obviously, he didn't make that.
[01:04:55]  No.
[01:04:56]  Oh, you know what?
[01:04:57]  Wait a minute.
[01:04:58]  To go back to the jean jacket guy, I'm saying, oh, I wish you knew it was human.
[01:05:01]  Wolves don't have fucking hands.
[01:05:04]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:05:04]  So as soon as it has hands, then you know it's a werewolf.
[01:05:08]  Well, that's a really cool.
[01:05:11]  You know what I'm going to do?
[01:05:12]  I'm going to save all of these.
[01:05:12]  And then when I want to go get a beer with my friends, I'll send them that.
[01:05:15]  Like, what are you guys doing?
[01:05:16]  I'm.
[01:05:17]  And then it'll be a different out for Bud every time.
[01:05:19]  And they'll think that I sit and make these.
[01:05:21]  That was the first one we got.
[01:05:24]  That you hated?
[01:05:26]  Yep.
[01:05:28]  They did that live during the show.
[01:05:30]  Daniel, yeah.
[01:05:30]  And the resolution was all off.
[01:05:31]  See, that's the problem with these Photoshop compilations.
[01:05:34]  Like that last guy, Jesse, he the Budweiser is consistent with the werewolf.
[01:05:41]  And the lighting looks good.
[01:05:43]  But that fucking dude who did the painting, like that Budweiser looks so good.
[01:05:50]  Oh, this is the Alex Jones one.
[01:05:53]  Yeah, so you have that, but did you get, did we show you the original of that?
[01:05:58]  No.
[01:05:59]  That was the only one that you forwarded to me that I got.
[01:06:02]  Because that mega person, did that take all that time to get to you?
[01:06:08]  No, I was looking through these other ones that I got.
[01:06:10]  Oh.
[01:06:14]  I have so many people in my contacts that when I spell your name wrong, it gives me an email.
[01:06:19]  So I have a Ryab.
[01:06:24]  Ryab, so crazy.
[01:06:26]  It's nothing wrong with that, besides everything.
[01:06:30]  Oh, the original one.
[01:06:31]  Okay.
[01:06:32]  This will be the last one.
[01:06:33]  This is without the Alex Jones, right?
[01:06:35]  Yeah.
[01:06:35]  And then I told her to...
[01:06:42]  And thus they did.
[01:06:45]  No, no, but they also added red with my face.
[01:06:47]  But anyway, you got the idea.
[01:06:48]  So who's the winner, do you think?
[01:06:52]  You know what?
[01:06:53]  I think this one's shirt ready.
[01:06:55]  Yeah, it depends what we're going to use for them.
[01:06:57]  But I really love that painting one.
[01:06:59]  Anyway, thank you very much, folks at home, for making us a bunch of cool Out for Bud graphics.
[01:07:06]  We'll talk to the t-shirt guys about risking putting a Bud Visor on a t-shirt.
[01:07:15]  I bet if we change the name, like VUD Visor or something, they might not have a case.
[01:07:22]  But they probably legally will say, if it's conceivable that people would see it as a Bud.

=== Stool Time in Central America (02:27) ===

[01:07:27]  Anyway, boring.
[01:07:28]  We got to end the show.
[01:07:29]  Let's end it with our fun video, as we are wont to do.
[01:07:34]  We start this expose with a stool.
[01:07:39]  It looks like a bar stool at a gas station that appears to be in Central America.
[01:07:46]  If you like football, European football, isn't it funny too how South America, Central America, they all love soccer?
[01:07:54]  You know what that's from?
[01:07:56]  That's from us.
[01:07:57]  That's from the English, the English going down there and mining.
[01:08:02]  And then the British miners on their off time would play soccer.
[01:08:05]  The locals, tribesmen would see that.
[01:08:09]  And I'm not talking about tribesmen.
[01:08:10]  I'm talking about 1800s, 1900s.
[01:08:12]  And then they would mimic it.
[01:08:15]  And next thing you know, it's their favorite sport.
[01:08:17]  Is there anything we didn't do?
[01:08:20]  Anyway, this is a guy who apparently had hit his wife and shit his pants.
[01:08:24]  And he's trying to hit more people.
[01:08:27]  And I guess this little guy said, fuck you, dude.
[01:08:29]  Don't ever hit a woman.
[01:08:31]  And the big guy said with shit in his pants, now I'm going to hit you.
[01:08:34]  god I know how he feels, that little guy.
[01:08:49]  You're thinking, if he gets me down and hits me, he could fuck me up.
[01:08:53]  But he's drunk enough to shit his pants.
[01:08:56]  What is that?
[01:08:56]  Green diarrhea?
[01:08:58]  What is on his pants?
[01:09:01]  No, it's brown diarrhea.
[01:09:05]  All you need is one good punch.
[01:09:10]  And he's out.
[01:09:13]  But if that big guy gets on top of you, it's not going to stop pounding, too.
[01:09:18]  If he's drunk enough to shit his pants, he's drunk enough to smash your head against the ground.
[01:09:22]  Oh!
[01:09:23]  Ooh!
[01:09:25]  Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
[01:09:28]  Perfect.
[01:09:30]  You did it, little guy.
[01:09:33]  Find your time.
[01:09:34]  Find your moment.
[01:09:35]  Anyway, I got to go back to work.
[01:09:37]  You deal with that shit.
[01:09:40]  Oh, that was one of the rare occurrences where they don't cut it off too soon.
[01:09:44]  That was perfect.
[01:09:45]  Oh, I did want to see the face.
[01:09:49]  Get fired.
[01:09:49]  Get in trouble.
[01:09:50]  Be brave.