(Part 2 only on Censored.tv) That's where we get to do stuff that YouTube would poo-poo us for. GOML LIVE streams on Censored.TV every Thursday, taking your calls and hitting on all the things that are fun and good. EPISODE DESCRIPTION: Just getting back from covering the Roger Stone trial in DC. We recap some moments throughout the trip, and present our final filming there, that Ryan fucked up, because Gavin got him very drunk. In the ep, Milo and Gavin call Amtrak to investigate why Milo's ticket home was terminated. We learn some troubling and sad things about the girl behind the "water attack" on Milo and Gavin, and much more.
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Fake Louis Vuitton bag, but real Gucci sneakers.
Look at these puppies.
I just realized I have $1,000 shoes.
I have Milo's.
What do you mean you have Miles?
I have Milo's Louis Vuitton Air Jordan 1 looking things.
Why?
Because I had to, I packed his bags this morning, as you might have remembered.
He paid you $25 to pack his bags.
Yep.
The big bucks.
And why do you have his shoes?
Well, I forgot to give them to him, but that's okay because tomorrow, pull them out.
Milo and I. Let's see.
All right, let me grab them.
I have them in the little Fourier area.
We have some terrible news, folks.
Roger Stone has been sentenced to the death penalty.
What the fuck?
No, we have some terrible news.
We shot a show in DC.
We just got back from DC right now.
And the audio is unusable.
It's terrible.
Put your Louis Vuitton bag up next to mine.
I love that song.
So your Japanese dad told you that your bag is fake.
Okay.
What are these now?
These are fancy.
I like these.
Not as much as my Gucci's, but I like them.
Why would you put his shoes in your bag?
There was just no room, and I didn't want to squish him in the briefcase, in his suitcase.
Part of the deal with the $25 was to pack his bag.
When he gets his stuff back.
Not to spread his stuff around various people's luggage.
The thing is, he received some gifts while he was there.
A fan tracked him down and gave him a big old box of stuff.
So he wound up leaving with more stuff that he came there with.
So there was less room in there.
Yeah, that's what the $25 was for, Ryan.
This is why I'm mad at you for the audio not working.
You're paid to do a job.
That's a good point.
I mean, I improvised.
Did you improvise the show with Milo by having shitty sound?
Well, Milo's audio was good, but your mic, something...
Yeah, but you have to have a system wherein you're constantly checking the audio and going, how are we doing here?
Right.
Well, I did learn a lot from the first two episodes, and I corrected a lot of mistakes, but this third one was quite bad.
You day drank.
Yeah, I didn't want to.
You pressured me into doing that.
You should day drink.
A man should be able to have a couple beers at lunch.
But I cannot.
You saw my face.
Remember?
Yeah, that's not right.
Yeah, I'm Japanese.
Fix it.
I don't think that could be fixed.
Speaking of Japanese, your dad told you that your bag is fake.
Look at this.
You see the way this is cracking here?
This is a fake bag.
This cost me $40 on the streets of New York.
You can feel the leather.
It's thin.
This is a $40 bag.
Your dad told you this was, what did he say exactly?
His exact words were, I was like, wow, dad, thank you so much.
I appreciate this gift.
And he said, don't worry about it.
It's fake.
He did that.
What did he say about your mom?
Oh, he said, your mother, not very smart.
She has no brain, but all.
She's a very, very sweet person.
I think your dad was lying.
I think he thinks so little of you that he was worried you would sell this.
Because this is like high-quality leather.
This is a real Louis Vuitton bag.
You know, Milo did say that too.
Oh, really?
Yeah, he was like, no, that looks real.
He's a snob about that kind of stuff.
You can tell mine's fake by the way.
It deteriorates.
But he also said there's very convincing ones.
So.
Well, when it gets to the point where they're very convincing, you can.
Then might as well, yeah.
What are we doing here?
So, yeah, we have a terrible show for you today that involves Milo and I at a hotel.
We went to a pub called the Alibi next to the courthouse where we were investigating Roger Stone, sitting there through the pedantic trial, watching them go over the timeline.
Is that on the timeline, Michelle Taylor?
Michelle Taylor is this FBI agent who retired 14 years into her career.
I never heard of that before.
Became a consultant, and she's here to tell you all about Roger Stone.
Asian women seem to be really biased against him.
The head of the investigation was this woman, Rhea, R-H-E-E, who ran the FBI investigation.
This is Hillary Clinton's personal attorney.
The reason Roger Stone is in court this week, the next two weeks, is he blasphemed the Clintons, and we live in a monarchy, and you don't say shitty things about the queen.
He's the sex pistols.
They did God Save the Queen, and he's being persecuted for that.
And Asian women seem to be a large part of the war against him.
So today in the trial was just more of him saying that he wants Hillary's emails to be leaked and then Hillary's emails being leaked right after.
Okay.
Like, I'm fine.
If I was the judge, I would say, I don't need to hear the defense.
I'll take the prosecution's case at face value.
Yes.
Guilty.
Guilty is charged.
$1,200 fine.
Smash the gavel.
Done.
Anyway, we were discussing this.
We were trying to live stream at Alibi, and an internet whore who sells her pictures online, nude pictures of herself, a piece of human garbage, poured water on us.
This is a clip of it.
If you're wondering why we look like wet cats, it's because we are cats and we are wet.
Somebody just ran past that, fuck you.
A grumpy feminist just poured drinks on us.
We managed to get her back.
She's still yelling at us.
She was still going.
A quarter mile away.
Do you know I actually quite like my hair like this?
I think I look kind of fresh and youthful.
Put a little moisture in her hair for about 20 minutes.
They were listening to us for, no, it was like, they were there.
They were there for full half an hour.
And then as they walked out, and only with water, which is so lame, she said, you should be ashamed of yourself.
And then she screamed, kill yourself.
Kill yourself.
That hurt.
I'm not going to comply.
You know what's great about suits, though?
I'm not going to comply.
I just got that.
It's tropical lightweight wool.
The water dry.
It's moisture working.
Now, if I was wearing a woolly sweater, I'd actually be upset.
But I think I look moist and youthful.
Moist and youthful.
Great band.
At the end of it, you could hear the woman saying, is everything all right?
You want me to make a report?
Do you want to call the police?
They bought us a bunch of booze.
A lot of booze.
Which, with your red cheeks, was not helping things.
Yes.
Which is why today's show sucks because I got an Asian drunk.
That's a good point.
I take full responsibility.
I do apologize.
I wish there was some way that I could monitor the audio, and in the future, I will learn from that.
Okay.
Frankly.
I had to learn a lot of things.
No, we need a totally different audio system.
This stupid recording into your phone shit does not work.
We need Zooms.
We need labs.
We might need two Zooms.
Two Zooms.
What?
Why can't you have one Zoom with two labs plugged into it?
For instance, yesterday's episode or Wednesday's episode was really, I thought it was really good.
Interviews are great.
A lot of stuff happening there.
We throw away these little clips in between.
So that interview wouldn't have been able to have happened that way.
You would have had wires connecting to this one Zoom in the middle of you, either on a small.
No, it would have worked fine.
What are you talking about?
We were all two feet from each other.
All those interviews.
So one of you would have a, think about it, a wire running from you to another person's pocket or something.
Correct.
Okay.
If that's not unusual.
Whatever.
It wouldn't reach the ground.
It wouldn't reach the ground.
That's the thing.
I'm trying to get away.
I got a Zoom in my pocket.
And at least we got audio.
All that matters in anything is audio.
That's true.
Video is irrelevant.
Well, yeah, yeah.
We're preparing you for a terrible show.
You want to do the live reads now or do you want to let the Milo ones happen?
Anyway, that woman poured water on us.
And then I'm sitting there with a giant Guinness in my hand.
You know that's going on you, right?
Not a thoughtful person.
That's how it works.
I don't know if you ever had a sibling before, but if someone gives you a Charlie horse, you give them a Charlie horse.
So I drenched her in Guinness, covered her in brown ale.
I wish I saw it.
I was in the bathroom.
She got really mad, and she just started screaming, fuck you!
Fucking kill yourself!
Which I saw Will Summer at the courthouse and I said, hey, Will, how's fighting hate going?
And he goes, unfortunately, there's a lot.
There's a lot of it.
And I walked over to him and I said, I just find it strange that your job is fighting hate, right?
But you've chosen like white nationalism, which is a very esoteric group of people.
In fact, Milo got served a subpoena because he has that Richard Spencer footage.
And on it, they had a list on his subpoena.
They had a list of everyone they were suing for Charlottesville.
And I'm looking at this list and I'm thinking, yeah, that's pretty much every racist in America.
You want to keep talking?
I'll hold it up.
Ew, I just said hold.
There you go.
Jason Kessler, Richard Spencer, Christopher Kim.
Well, I'm looking at this list and I'm going, yeah, that's pretty much all of them.
So imagine devoting your life, as Will Summer and Christopher Matthias and Andy Campbell and charitable.
Like they're devoted to catching these 13 bad guys.
And I said, why wouldn't you focus on like Islamic hate or, you know, the black Hebrew Israelites or a different group that has hate?
And he goes, well, everyone has their beat.
Now, I didn't say this.
I thought of this later.
But I should have said, what about the Aryan Brotherhood?
Like, what about these bona fide white power gangs that run prisons?
If you're so concerned, if this is such a scourge, then why are you not focused on them?
Anyway, he said, we all have our beats, you know.
I go, okay, so you've chosen this esoteric sliver beat.
And I said, it's not about that.
Well, it's because you're a fucking pussy.
And he ran away.
He said, all right, Gavin.
And he stormed away with his, he's kind of like duck-footed.
He's waddly.
He waddles away with his little brown cords.
He's a diminutive little man.
And we know what this is really about, ultimately.
All these guys fighting Nazis don't really care about hate.
They care about masculinity and they resent masculinity.
So they purport to be about preventing fascism.
But to them, fascism is the guy who wedged them in high school.
They're not really about fighting hate at all.
It just sounds good.
And it might get them a little tiny bit of pussy.
It might get these pussies some pussy.
These lesbians some scissoring.
But if obviously, if they were concerned about hate, they would investigate Islam.
They'd investigate bona fide white power groups.
They don't.
They find someone who said the N-word when they were drunk 10 years ago.
Why do they do that?
Because they want to ruin lives.
They want to get people fired.
Why do they want to get people fired?
They're vindictive cunts.
Not unlike the judge in Roger Stone's trial.
She's a vindictive cunt.
She subpoenaed Jacob Engels, who we saw today.
Oh, Jacob Engels.
Yeah, we were with him outside today.
He's banned from the courtroom.
As of last night, or, you know, the night before.
Because he pointed out that one of the jurors they got has a husband in the DOJ.
Mrs. Kangaroo, Mrs. Star Chamber, is allowing to be jurors.
Can you turn it up?
She is allowing an Obama-era White House communications director to be a juror whose husband works in the deep state intelligence community.
Everyone needs to be there.
Everyone go support Roger because this is bigger than Roger Stone now.
They are literally railroading him.
My, I've never.
And it's confirmed that it's the former Obama communications director will lead the jury.
She'll probably make her the foreman.
And then the two Republicans, I don't think there's enough spotlight on the fact that only two Republicans got nixed from the thing.
There's zero.
One of them was like an old lady.
And so the judge's defense with that allegation and why she banned Jacob, who we just saw, who was wearing sunglasses, I think because he has a wandering eye.
If I had a wandering eye, I would wear an eye patch.
And a mohawk.
The sunglasses.
You called his hair a mohawk.
That was infuriating.
I know.
How is that a mohawk?
How do you not know what a mohawk is?
I don't know.
Anyway, her contention is: hey, Jacob, you're banned from the courtroom.
I didn't allow that juror.
Yeah, I know you didn't allow that juror because we all freaked out and wouldn't shut up about it.
This is why we need free speech.
This is why we have to keep talking because judges go any way the wind blows.
All they care about is their reputation.
They don't care about justice.
They don't care about getting the bad guy and putting him in prison.
They care about their career, their reputation.
The reason that, what's his name, Mark Dwyer, put John and Max in prison for four years was to kiss Cuomo's ass.
And that will help his career.
That was a good move for him.
That bullshit he said about how this reminds me of 1930s Europe.
Perfect.
Great.
That's good for your career.
It's bad for justice.
You put two men in prison that didn't deserve to be there, but it's good for your career.
And this judge needs to be exposed.
You need to talk about her.
You need to talk about Roger Stone.
So when she comes up with the verdict, she will have to weigh her reputation because that's all she cares about.
And the Clintons are pushing her hard to incriminate, to imprison this man.
So we need to be on the other side.
So if you do, you fucking bitch, we will expose you just like we exposed that juror you got whose husband worked in the DOJ and was a fucking Obama administration chief.
When I say chief, I mean douchebag.
So how did they find that out?
Because that happened just the night before.
Overnight, they found out that he was on Infowars and said that.
So who's I'm surprised?
Is it the judge watching it or they haven't seen it?
No, it can't be the judge.
It's Tattletales.
Journalists have become Tattletales.
Remember when Ezra Levant was in Britain with Tommy Robinson?
Oh, yeah.
And Tommy went by near a window and the people in the street saw him and they all started cheering.
500 people were cheering.
I was there.
And Ezra filmed it.
And then all the journalists said, that's contempt.
That's contempt of court.
He's got his phone out in the old bill, in the old Bailey.
That's illegal.
You can't do that.
So The Guardian and the BBC were complaining that Ezra Levant cheated.
They're tattletales.
They're activists.
They're hall monitors.
That's what journalists are today.
Hall monitors.
Cunts.
Bitches.
Horrible pieces of shit.
Losers.
And so are judges and so are prosecutors.
The prosecutor in Roger Stone's trial is a HuffPo blogger.
And I noticed Huffington Post, while reporting on this trial, neglected to mention that.
Anyway, what a shit show.
I'm just watching it going.
So what's going on here?
He wanted Julian Assange to release Hillary's emails.
So did I. Should I go to jail?
Isn't it like kind of like the nephronizing people into thinking that it's about this instead of what it's actually about?
Yeah.
It's like droning hypnosis.
I was sitting there.
Well, we were talking about that earlier.
It's like Ryan was accused of rape, and we want to make it clear that rape is bad.
And then you have a bunch of PowerPoints about rape and how horrible it is.
And you show that, you know, 3,000 women get raped a day or something like that.
And then you have a picture of a woman who's just been raped.
Now, you haven't proved that Ryan's a rapist, but you've been talking about Ryan and rape for the past hour, and it's just getting in the jury's heads.
That's what was going on today.
Michelle Taylor, this retired FBI agent, just going over the fact that he's appeared on shows.
I don't want to talk about it anymore.
I think we've, I think we've covered it.
Did Jacob Engels get punched in the face today?
Where did you find that?
Oh, yeah, I just heard about that.
Yeah, I'm trying to look for it, but I can't find it.
By the way, somebody says, We were at the alibi today with you.
I think Schlane Irish Whiskey was your favorite.
Was that a normal day for you guys?
Whiskey, then weirdness?
That's weird.
Was that the bartender?
People are out there.
That must be the bartender.
I don't know, but they were fans.
They came up to like, hey, big fan, blah, blah, blah.
And unfortunately, they did pick Milo over you.
That hurts.
Oh, there was a black bartender who, after we got drenched, he said, you know, this is actually kind of good because I'm a big fan of you, Milo, and I wouldn't have been able to talk to you if we didn't have this segue.
They're very pro.
They're pro, though.
They're very nice.
I gotta say, suits seem to be designed for drenchings.
Oh, yeah.
Because it was water and we had some cloth.
We went like that.
I was fine in 30 seconds.
Literally, you went, yeah, on the tape, it was literally like about 15 minutes after this happened, and you're dry.
My cotton shirt absorbed some.
God bless your cotton shirt.
But this, just choop, choop, choop.
You're done.
Milo's been hitting me with water this entire vacation.
Vacation.
Wow.
That explains.
That explains it.
Anything that's away from home is a vacation.
Like in the Bronx, you go to C-Town, that's a vacation.
Okay.
That's a lie.
I just made that up.
But he would, yeah, drench me with water.
And then I was really upset because this is my only dress shirt.
And it did dry in 20 seconds.
I only brought one pair of underwear that entire four days.
What happened to him?
I peed them.
And so I couldn't wear them again.
Wearing, you know, even if you dry the pee, you have, it smells like pee.
Can we be transparent about the hotel situation?
Sure.
Okay, because last night I was working on the episode till super late.
I had the option.
I fell asleep waiting for it to export.
And then I wake up knowing that maybe you might be kind of a, there might be a chance that your bed's wet for whatever reason.
Whether or not you want to go into that, I'm not ashamed.
I have nothing to hide.
I wet the bed Tuesday night and last night.
Okay.
And you couldn't crawl into bed with me.
I'm so cheap that I made all three of us stay in one hotel room.
For one night.
For one night.
To be fair.
And, well, they also were sold out.
And I was sober enough to organize my clothes and make sure that my suit was hung up.
Then I went to bed nude and pissed the bed.
Right.
So you're just sleeping in a toilet, basically.
Yeah.
That seems freeing.
You know, the hotels, they have to, they have to factor this in.
They have a sheet that goes above the mattress that is a non-permeable membrane.
And they have to have the alcoholic caveat.
And they did.
So poor Ryan was in a situation where it was either sleep in bed with a gay man or sleep in bed with a P-man.
P-man, the P-Man.
Yeah.
It was either.
So I picked the gay man.
Dicks or what Dicks produced.
So you just snuggled right in with Milo.
Yeah, it was nut snuggling, though.
He's a married man.
I would never.
That's why you don't fuck Milo because he's married.
Yeah.
Otherwise, just, yeah.
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Is that what I said?
You did.
It's been a long day.
That's not what I meant.
I know.
It's been a long day.
We got to go home.
But now I have to know what's going on.
And also, the last train is not too far from here, so we should probably wrap it up.
We're in an empty building with no doorman.
If you want to kill us, now is a good time.
It's always a little creepy.
If you want to pour water on us, this is a good time.
God, she was so mad.
Fuck you.
Yeah.
Fucking kill yourself.
I have the tweet.
In this episode, what you will find, though, is what's it called?
Your reaction to that, you know, which we just showed.
Actually, that kind of spoils it.
But you also see her tweets and all this stuff because she deleted everything because she's a little scared about it.
It's weird that, like, say Milo and I are Satan, evil, horrible human beings who are committing, you know, racism every day.
Aren't you scared of us?
Like, if I was near, if I was having lunch next to El Chapo, I'd be pooping my pants.
I would say, Nana, run!
And then I would throw the thing on.
I would pour a drink on El Chapo.
You know what I mean?
So the fact that she's pouring water on us concedes that we're not a genuine threat.
With her granny.
What if I punched you in the face?
Right.
Like, what if I grabbed your granny?
I grabbed your granny.
What if I choked out your granny?
That's why they never talk about the Aryan Brotherhood and genuine bad guys is because they don't have the courage.
So they choose these made-up bad guys.
Anyway, yeah, let's go to Milo and I at the hotel and be prepared for some of the worst audio in the history of FreeSpeech.tv.
It's absolutely fucking terrible.
You're going to hate it.
It's a total waste of time.
And I apologize.
I'm sorry too.
I apologize for Ryan.
It's my fault.
I got an Asian drunk.
It doesn't go well.
And I almost got fired, and I did get in trouble, and I was brave, and I didn't stop fighting.
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