Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #20 (Part 1)
Aired: 2019-11-08
Duration: 28:04


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=== Dad's Terrible News (04:38) ===

[00:01:59]  Fake Louis Vuitton bag, but real Gucci sneakers.
[00:02:09]  Look at these puppies.
[00:02:12]  I just realized I have $1,000 shoes.
[00:02:17]  I have Milo's.
[00:02:18]  What do you mean you have Miles?
[00:02:19]  I have Milo's Louis Vuitton Air Jordan 1 looking things.
[00:02:22]  Why?
[00:02:23]  Because I had to, I packed his bags this morning, as you might have remembered.
[00:02:28]  He paid you $25 to pack his bags.
[00:02:30]  Yep.
[00:02:31]  The big bucks.
[00:02:33]  And why do you have his shoes?
[00:02:36]  Well, I forgot to give them to him, but that's okay because tomorrow, pull them out.
[00:02:41]  Milo and I. Let's see.
[00:02:43]  All right, let me grab them.
[00:02:45]  I have them in the little Fourier area.
[00:02:48]  We have some terrible news, folks.
[00:02:51]  Roger Stone has been sentenced to the death penalty.
[00:02:55]  What the fuck?
[00:02:57]  No, we have some terrible news.
[00:02:59]  We shot a show in DC.
[00:03:01]  We just got back from DC right now.
[00:03:03]  And the audio is unusable.
[00:03:07]  It's terrible.
[00:03:07]  Put your Louis Vuitton bag up next to mine.
[00:03:11]  I love that song.
[00:03:18]  So your Japanese dad told you that your bag is fake.
[00:03:24]  Okay.
[00:03:26]  What are these now?
[00:03:29]  These are fancy.
[00:03:32]  I like these.
[00:03:34]  Not as much as my Gucci's, but I like them.
[00:03:38]  Why would you put his shoes in your bag?
[00:03:41]  There was just no room, and I didn't want to squish him in the briefcase, in his suitcase.
[00:03:45]  Part of the deal with the $25 was to pack his bag.
[00:03:50]  When he gets his stuff back.
[00:03:53]  Not to spread his stuff around various people's luggage.
[00:03:57]  The thing is, he received some gifts while he was there.
[00:04:01]  A fan tracked him down and gave him a big old box of stuff.
[00:04:04]  So he wound up leaving with more stuff that he came there with.
[00:04:07]  So there was less room in there.
[00:04:10]  Yeah, that's what the $25 was for, Ryan.
[00:04:12]  This is why I'm mad at you for the audio not working.
[00:04:16]  You're paid to do a job.
[00:04:18]  That's a good point.
[00:04:19]  I mean, I improvised.
[00:04:22]  Did you improvise the show with Milo by having shitty sound?
[00:04:27]  Well, Milo's audio was good, but your mic, something...
[00:04:31]  Yeah, but you have to have a system wherein you're constantly checking the audio and going, how are we doing here?
[00:04:39]  Right.
[00:04:39]  Well, I did learn a lot from the first two episodes, and I corrected a lot of mistakes, but this third one was quite bad.
[00:04:47]  You day drank.
[00:04:48]  Yeah, I didn't want to.
[00:04:49]  You pressured me into doing that.
[00:04:50]  You should day drink.
[00:04:52]  A man should be able to have a couple beers at lunch.
[00:04:55]  But I cannot.
[00:04:56]  You saw my face.
[00:04:57]  Remember?
[00:04:58]  Yeah, that's not right.
[00:04:59]  Yeah, I'm Japanese.
[00:05:01]  Fix it.
[00:05:02]  I don't think that could be fixed.
[00:05:04]  Speaking of Japanese, your dad told you that your bag is fake.
[00:05:08]  Look at this.
[00:05:09]  You see the way this is cracking here?
[00:05:13]  This is a fake bag.
[00:05:14]  This cost me $40 on the streets of New York.
[00:05:17]  You can feel the leather.
[00:05:18]  It's thin.
[00:05:20]  This is a $40 bag.
[00:05:22]  Your dad told you this was, what did he say exactly?
[00:05:26]  His exact words were, I was like, wow, dad, thank you so much.
[00:05:30]  I appreciate this gift.
[00:05:31]  And he said, don't worry about it.
[00:05:33]  It's fake.
[00:05:35]  He did that.
[00:05:36]  What did he say about your mom?
[00:05:38]  Oh, he said, your mother, not very smart.
[00:05:41]  She has no brain, but all.
[00:05:44]  She's a very, very sweet person.
[00:05:48]  I think your dad was lying.
[00:05:50]  I think he thinks so little of you that he was worried you would sell this.
[00:05:55]  Because this is like high-quality leather.
[00:05:58]  This is a real Louis Vuitton bag.
[00:06:00]  You know, Milo did say that too.
[00:06:02]  Oh, really?
[00:06:03]  Yeah, he was like, no, that looks real.
[00:06:05]  He's a snob about that kind of stuff.
[00:06:06]  You can tell mine's fake by the way.
[00:06:08]  It deteriorates.
[00:06:10]  But he also said there's very convincing ones.

=== Roger Stone's Monarchical Trial (14:25) ===

[00:06:13]  So.
[00:06:14]  Well, when it gets to the point where they're very convincing, you can.
[00:06:17]  Then might as well, yeah.
[00:06:18]  What are we doing here?
[00:06:23]  So, yeah, we have a terrible show for you today that involves Milo and I at a hotel.
[00:06:28]  We went to a pub called the Alibi next to the courthouse where we were investigating Roger Stone, sitting there through the pedantic trial, watching them go over the timeline.
[00:06:42]  Is that on the timeline, Michelle Taylor?
[00:06:43]  Michelle Taylor is this FBI agent who retired 14 years into her career.
[00:06:50]  I never heard of that before.
[00:06:51]  Became a consultant, and she's here to tell you all about Roger Stone.
[00:06:56]  Asian women seem to be really biased against him.
[00:07:01]  The head of the investigation was this woman, Rhea, R-H-E-E, who ran the FBI investigation.
[00:07:08]  This is Hillary Clinton's personal attorney.
[00:07:11]  The reason Roger Stone is in court this week, the next two weeks, is he blasphemed the Clintons, and we live in a monarchy, and you don't say shitty things about the queen.
[00:07:24]  He's the sex pistols.
[00:07:25]  They did God Save the Queen, and he's being persecuted for that.
[00:07:31]  And Asian women seem to be a large part of the war against him.
[00:07:38]  So today in the trial was just more of him saying that he wants Hillary's emails to be leaked and then Hillary's emails being leaked right after.
[00:07:51]  Okay.
[00:07:52]  Like, I'm fine.
[00:07:54]  If I was the judge, I would say, I don't need to hear the defense.
[00:07:58]  I'll take the prosecution's case at face value.
[00:08:02]  Yes.
[00:08:03]  Guilty.
[00:08:04]  Guilty is charged.
[00:08:07]  $1,200 fine.
[00:08:10]  Smash the gavel.
[00:08:12]  Done.
[00:08:13]  Anyway, we were discussing this.
[00:08:14]  We were trying to live stream at Alibi, and an internet whore who sells her pictures online, nude pictures of herself, a piece of human garbage, poured water on us.
[00:08:27]  This is a clip of it.
[00:08:29]  If you're wondering why we look like wet cats, it's because we are cats and we are wet.
[00:08:35]  Somebody just ran past that, fuck you.
[00:08:38]  A grumpy feminist just poured drinks on us.
[00:08:40]  We managed to get her back.
[00:08:42]  She's still yelling at us.
[00:08:44]  She was still going.
[00:08:46]  A quarter mile away.
[00:08:47]  Do you know I actually quite like my hair like this?
[00:08:49]  I think I look kind of fresh and youthful.
[00:08:50]  Put a little moisture in her hair for about 20 minutes.
[00:08:53]  They were listening to us for, no, it was like, they were there.
[00:08:55]  They were there for full half an hour.
[00:08:57]  And then as they walked out, and only with water, which is so lame, she said, you should be ashamed of yourself.
[00:09:02]  And then she screamed, kill yourself.
[00:09:03]  Kill yourself.
[00:09:05]  That hurt.
[00:09:06]  I'm not going to comply.
[00:09:07]  You know what's great about suits, though?
[00:09:08]  I'm not going to comply.
[00:09:10]  I just got that.
[00:09:11]  It's tropical lightweight wool.
[00:09:13]  The water dry.
[00:09:15]  It's moisture working.
[00:09:17]  Now, if I was wearing a woolly sweater, I'd actually be upset.
[00:09:22]  But I think I look moist and youthful.
[00:09:26]  Moist and youthful.
[00:09:27]  Great band.
[00:09:28]  At the end of it, you could hear the woman saying, is everything all right?
[00:09:31]  You want me to make a report?
[00:09:32]  Do you want to call the police?
[00:09:33]  They bought us a bunch of booze.
[00:09:34]  A lot of booze.
[00:09:35]  Which, with your red cheeks, was not helping things.
[00:09:38]  Yes.
[00:09:38]  Which is why today's show sucks because I got an Asian drunk.
[00:09:42]  That's a good point.
[00:09:43]  I take full responsibility.
[00:09:44]  I do apologize.
[00:09:45]  I wish there was some way that I could monitor the audio, and in the future, I will learn from that.
[00:09:49]  Okay.
[00:09:49]  Frankly.
[00:09:50]  I had to learn a lot of things.
[00:09:52]  No, we need a totally different audio system.
[00:09:54]  This stupid recording into your phone shit does not work.
[00:09:57]  We need Zooms.
[00:09:58]  We need labs.
[00:09:59]  We might need two Zooms.
[00:10:00]  Two Zooms.
[00:10:01]  What?
[00:10:02]  Why can't you have one Zoom with two labs plugged into it?
[00:10:05]  For instance, yesterday's episode or Wednesday's episode was really, I thought it was really good.
[00:10:10]  Interviews are great.
[00:10:11]  A lot of stuff happening there.
[00:10:13]  We throw away these little clips in between.
[00:10:16]  So that interview wouldn't have been able to have happened that way.
[00:10:19]  You would have had wires connecting to this one Zoom in the middle of you, either on a small.
[00:10:24]  No, it would have worked fine.
[00:10:25]  What are you talking about?
[00:10:26]  We were all two feet from each other.
[00:10:29]  All those interviews.
[00:10:30]  So one of you would have a, think about it, a wire running from you to another person's pocket or something.
[00:10:35]  Correct.
[00:10:36]  Okay.
[00:10:37]  If that's not unusual.
[00:10:39]  Whatever.
[00:10:39]  It wouldn't reach the ground.
[00:10:41]  It wouldn't reach the ground.
[00:10:42]  That's the thing.
[00:10:42]  I'm trying to get away.
[00:10:42]  I got a Zoom in my pocket.
[00:10:44]  And at least we got audio.
[00:10:45]  All that matters in anything is audio.
[00:10:48]  That's true.
[00:10:48]  Video is irrelevant.
[00:10:50]  Well, yeah, yeah.
[00:10:54]  We're preparing you for a terrible show.
[00:10:56]  You want to do the live reads now or do you want to let the Milo ones happen?
[00:11:00]  Anyway, that woman poured water on us.
[00:11:02]  And then I'm sitting there with a giant Guinness in my hand.
[00:11:07]  You know that's going on you, right?
[00:11:10]  Not a thoughtful person.
[00:11:12]  That's how it works.
[00:11:12]  I don't know if you ever had a sibling before, but if someone gives you a Charlie horse, you give them a Charlie horse.
[00:11:18]  So I drenched her in Guinness, covered her in brown ale.
[00:11:23]  I wish I saw it.
[00:11:24]  I was in the bathroom.
[00:11:25]  She got really mad, and she just started screaming, fuck you!
[00:11:30]  Fucking kill yourself!
[00:11:33]  Which I saw Will Summer at the courthouse and I said, hey, Will, how's fighting hate going?
[00:11:39]  And he goes, unfortunately, there's a lot.
[00:11:42]  There's a lot of it.
[00:11:45]  And I walked over to him and I said, I just find it strange that your job is fighting hate, right?
[00:11:53]  But you've chosen like white nationalism, which is a very esoteric group of people.
[00:12:01]  In fact, Milo got served a subpoena because he has that Richard Spencer footage.
[00:12:08]  And on it, they had a list on his subpoena.
[00:12:13]  They had a list of everyone they were suing for Charlottesville.
[00:12:19]  And I'm looking at this list and I'm thinking, yeah, that's pretty much every racist in America.
[00:12:28]  You want to keep talking?
[00:12:28]  I'll hold it up.
[00:12:30]  Ew, I just said hold.
[00:12:35]  There you go.
[00:12:36]  Jason Kessler, Richard Spencer, Christopher Kim.
[00:12:40]  Well, I'm looking at this list and I'm going, yeah, that's pretty much all of them.
[00:12:44]  So imagine devoting your life, as Will Summer and Christopher Matthias and Andy Campbell and charitable.
[00:12:51]  Like they're devoted to catching these 13 bad guys.
[00:12:56]  And I said, why wouldn't you focus on like Islamic hate or, you know, the black Hebrew Israelites or a different group that has hate?
[00:13:03]  And he goes, well, everyone has their beat.
[00:13:07]  Now, I didn't say this.
[00:13:08]  I thought of this later.
[00:13:10]  But I should have said, what about the Aryan Brotherhood?
[00:13:15]  Like, what about these bona fide white power gangs that run prisons?
[00:13:21]  If you're so concerned, if this is such a scourge, then why are you not focused on them?
[00:13:29]  Anyway, he said, we all have our beats, you know.
[00:13:32]  I go, okay, so you've chosen this esoteric sliver beat.
[00:13:37]  And I said, it's not about that.
[00:13:40]  Well, it's because you're a fucking pussy.
[00:13:45]  And he ran away.
[00:13:47]  He said, all right, Gavin.
[00:13:49]  And he stormed away with his, he's kind of like duck-footed.
[00:13:52]  He's waddly.
[00:13:53]  He waddles away with his little brown cords.
[00:13:56]  He's a diminutive little man.
[00:13:58]  And we know what this is really about, ultimately.
[00:14:00]  All these guys fighting Nazis don't really care about hate.
[00:14:05]  They care about masculinity and they resent masculinity.
[00:14:10]  So they purport to be about preventing fascism.
[00:14:15]  But to them, fascism is the guy who wedged them in high school.
[00:14:20]  They're not really about fighting hate at all.
[00:14:23]  It just sounds good.
[00:14:24]  And it might get them a little tiny bit of pussy.
[00:14:27]  It might get these pussies some pussy.
[00:14:30]  These lesbians some scissoring.
[00:14:33]  But if obviously, if they were concerned about hate, they would investigate Islam.
[00:14:38]  They'd investigate bona fide white power groups.
[00:14:41]  They don't.
[00:14:42]  They find someone who said the N-word when they were drunk 10 years ago.
[00:14:47]  Why do they do that?
[00:14:48]  Because they want to ruin lives.
[00:14:49]  They want to get people fired.
[00:14:50]  Why do they want to get people fired?
[00:14:52]  They're vindictive cunts.
[00:14:54]  Not unlike the judge in Roger Stone's trial.
[00:14:57]  She's a vindictive cunt.
[00:14:59]  She subpoenaed Jacob Engels, who we saw today.
[00:15:01]  Oh, Jacob Engels.
[00:15:02]  Yeah, we were with him outside today.
[00:15:04]  He's banned from the courtroom.
[00:15:06]  As of last night, or, you know, the night before.
[00:15:08]  Because he pointed out that one of the jurors they got has a husband in the DOJ.
[00:15:14]  Mrs. Kangaroo, Mrs. Star Chamber, is allowing to be jurors.
[00:15:19]  Can you turn it up?
[00:15:20]  She is allowing an Obama-era White House communications director to be a juror whose husband works in the deep state intelligence community.
[00:15:32]  Everyone needs to be there.
[00:15:33]  Everyone go support Roger because this is bigger than Roger Stone now.
[00:15:35]  They are literally railroading him.
[00:15:38]  My, I've never.
[00:15:40]  And it's confirmed that it's the former Obama communications director will lead the jury.
[00:15:44]  She'll probably make her the foreman.
[00:15:51]  And then the two Republicans, I don't think there's enough spotlight on the fact that only two Republicans got nixed from the thing.
[00:15:57]  There's zero.
[00:15:58]  One of them was like an old lady.
[00:16:00]  And so the judge's defense with that allegation and why she banned Jacob, who we just saw, who was wearing sunglasses, I think because he has a wandering eye.
[00:16:11]  If I had a wandering eye, I would wear an eye patch.
[00:16:15]  And a mohawk.
[00:16:16]  The sunglasses.
[00:16:17]  You called his hair a mohawk.
[00:16:18]  That was infuriating.
[00:16:19]  I know.
[00:16:22]  How is that a mohawk?
[00:16:24]  How do you not know what a mohawk is?
[00:16:26]  I don't know.
[00:16:27]  Anyway, her contention is: hey, Jacob, you're banned from the courtroom.
[00:16:33]  I didn't allow that juror.
[00:16:36]  Yeah, I know you didn't allow that juror because we all freaked out and wouldn't shut up about it.
[00:16:40]  This is why we need free speech.
[00:16:42]  This is why we have to keep talking because judges go any way the wind blows.
[00:16:48]  All they care about is their reputation.
[00:16:50]  They don't care about justice.
[00:16:53]  They don't care about getting the bad guy and putting him in prison.
[00:16:56]  They care about their career, their reputation.
[00:16:58]  The reason that, what's his name, Mark Dwyer, put John and Max in prison for four years was to kiss Cuomo's ass.
[00:17:07]  And that will help his career.
[00:17:09]  That was a good move for him.
[00:17:11]  That bullshit he said about how this reminds me of 1930s Europe.
[00:17:15]  Perfect.
[00:17:16]  Great.
[00:17:16]  That's good for your career.
[00:17:18]  It's bad for justice.
[00:17:19]  You put two men in prison that didn't deserve to be there, but it's good for your career.
[00:17:23]  And this judge needs to be exposed.
[00:17:28]  You need to talk about her.
[00:17:29]  You need to talk about Roger Stone.
[00:17:31]  So when she comes up with the verdict, she will have to weigh her reputation because that's all she cares about.
[00:17:39]  And the Clintons are pushing her hard to incriminate, to imprison this man.
[00:17:45]  So we need to be on the other side.
[00:17:47]  So if you do, you fucking bitch, we will expose you just like we exposed that juror you got whose husband worked in the DOJ and was a fucking Obama administration chief.
[00:18:02]  When I say chief, I mean douchebag.
[00:18:05]  So how did they find that out?
[00:18:07]  Because that happened just the night before.
[00:18:09]  Overnight, they found out that he was on Infowars and said that.
[00:18:12]  So who's I'm surprised?
[00:18:15]  Is it the judge watching it or they haven't seen it?
[00:18:17]  No, it can't be the judge.
[00:18:18]  It's Tattletales.
[00:18:19]  Journalists have become Tattletales.
[00:18:21]  Remember when Ezra Levant was in Britain with Tommy Robinson?
[00:18:25]  Oh, yeah.
[00:18:26]  And Tommy went by near a window and the people in the street saw him and they all started cheering.
[00:18:31]  500 people were cheering.
[00:18:32]  I was there.
[00:18:34]  And Ezra filmed it.
[00:18:36]  And then all the journalists said, that's contempt.
[00:18:38]  That's contempt of court.
[00:18:39]  He's got his phone out in the old bill, in the old Bailey.
[00:18:44]  That's illegal.
[00:18:45]  You can't do that.
[00:18:46]  So The Guardian and the BBC were complaining that Ezra Levant cheated.
[00:18:53]  They're tattletales.
[00:18:54]  They're activists.
[00:18:56]  They're hall monitors.
[00:18:58]  That's what journalists are today.
[00:18:59]  Hall monitors.
[00:19:01]  Cunts.
[00:19:01]  Bitches.
[00:19:02]  Horrible pieces of shit.
[00:19:04]  Losers.
[00:19:05]  And so are judges and so are prosecutors.
[00:19:07]  The prosecutor in Roger Stone's trial is a HuffPo blogger.
[00:19:12]  And I noticed Huffington Post, while reporting on this trial, neglected to mention that.
[00:19:18]  Anyway, what a shit show.
[00:19:19]  I'm just watching it going.
[00:19:20]  So what's going on here?
[00:19:22]  He wanted Julian Assange to release Hillary's emails.
[00:19:25]  So did I. Should I go to jail?
[00:19:27]  Isn't it like kind of like the nephronizing people into thinking that it's about this instead of what it's actually about?
[00:19:34]  Yeah.
[00:19:34]  It's like droning hypnosis.
[00:19:36]  I was sitting there.
[00:19:36]  Well, we were talking about that earlier.
[00:19:38]  It's like Ryan was accused of rape, and we want to make it clear that rape is bad.
[00:19:45]  And then you have a bunch of PowerPoints about rape and how horrible it is.
[00:19:49]  And you show that, you know, 3,000 women get raped a day or something like that.
[00:19:53]  And then you have a picture of a woman who's just been raped.
[00:19:56]  Now, you haven't proved that Ryan's a rapist, but you've been talking about Ryan and rape for the past hour, and it's just getting in the jury's heads.
[00:20:04]  That's what was going on today.
[00:20:06]  Michelle Taylor, this retired FBI agent, just going over the fact that he's appeared on shows.
[00:20:13]  I don't want to talk about it anymore.
[00:20:14]  I think we've, I think we've covered it.
[00:20:16]  Did Jacob Engels get punched in the face today?
[00:20:18]  Where did you find that?
[00:20:19]  Oh, yeah, I just heard about that.
[00:20:20]  Yeah, I'm trying to look for it, but I can't find it.
[00:20:23]  By the way, somebody says, We were at the alibi today with you.

=== Big Fans and Wet Shirts (07:39) ===

[00:20:26]  I think Schlane Irish Whiskey was your favorite.
[00:20:29]  Was that a normal day for you guys?
[00:20:30]  Whiskey, then weirdness?
[00:20:32]  That's weird.
[00:20:33]  Was that the bartender?
[00:20:34]  People are out there.
[00:20:35]  That must be the bartender.
[00:20:36]  I don't know, but they were fans.
[00:20:37]  They came up to like, hey, big fan, blah, blah, blah.
[00:20:39]  And unfortunately, they did pick Milo over you.
[00:20:45]  That hurts.
[00:20:46]  Oh, there was a black bartender who, after we got drenched, he said, you know, this is actually kind of good because I'm a big fan of you, Milo, and I wouldn't have been able to talk to you if we didn't have this segue.
[00:21:00]  They're very pro.
[00:21:01]  They're pro, though.
[00:21:02]  They're very nice.
[00:21:02]  I gotta say, suits seem to be designed for drenchings.
[00:21:06]  Oh, yeah.
[00:21:07]  Because it was water and we had some cloth.
[00:21:11]  We went like that.
[00:21:12]  I was fine in 30 seconds.
[00:21:14]  Literally, you went, yeah, on the tape, it was literally like about 15 minutes after this happened, and you're dry.
[00:21:20]  My cotton shirt absorbed some.
[00:21:22]  God bless your cotton shirt.
[00:21:23]  But this, just choop, choop, choop.
[00:21:25]  You're done.
[00:21:26]  Milo's been hitting me with water this entire vacation.
[00:21:30]  Vacation.
[00:21:31]  Wow.
[00:21:32]  That explains.
[00:21:35]  That explains it.
[00:21:36]  Anything that's away from home is a vacation.
[00:21:38]  Like in the Bronx, you go to C-Town, that's a vacation.
[00:21:41]  Okay.
[00:21:41]  That's a lie.
[00:21:42]  I just made that up.
[00:21:43]  But he would, yeah, drench me with water.
[00:21:45]  And then I was really upset because this is my only dress shirt.
[00:21:47]  And it did dry in 20 seconds.
[00:21:50]  I only brought one pair of underwear that entire four days.
[00:21:52]  What happened to him?
[00:21:53]  I peed them.
[00:21:55]  And so I couldn't wear them again.
[00:21:58]  Wearing, you know, even if you dry the pee, you have, it smells like pee.
[00:22:02]  Can we be transparent about the hotel situation?
[00:22:06]  Sure.
[00:22:06]  Okay, because last night I was working on the episode till super late.
[00:22:10]  I had the option.
[00:22:12]  I fell asleep waiting for it to export.
[00:22:14]  And then I wake up knowing that maybe you might be kind of a, there might be a chance that your bed's wet for whatever reason.
[00:22:22]  Whether or not you want to go into that, I'm not ashamed.
[00:22:27]  I have nothing to hide.
[00:22:28]  I wet the bed Tuesday night and last night.
[00:22:33]  Okay.
[00:22:34]  And you couldn't crawl into bed with me.
[00:22:36]  I'm so cheap that I made all three of us stay in one hotel room.
[00:22:40]  For one night.
[00:22:41]  For one night.
[00:22:41]  To be fair.
[00:22:43]  And, well, they also were sold out.
[00:22:46]  And I was sober enough to organize my clothes and make sure that my suit was hung up.
[00:22:51]  Then I went to bed nude and pissed the bed.
[00:22:54]  Right.
[00:22:54]  So you're just sleeping in a toilet, basically.
[00:22:57]  Yeah.
[00:22:58]  That seems freeing.
[00:23:00]  You know, the hotels, they have to, they have to factor this in.
[00:23:04]  They have a sheet that goes above the mattress that is a non-permeable membrane.
[00:23:12]  And they have to have the alcoholic caveat.
[00:23:17]  And they did.
[00:23:18]  So poor Ryan was in a situation where it was either sleep in bed with a gay man or sleep in bed with a P-man.
[00:23:29]  P-man, the P-Man.
[00:23:31]  Yeah.
[00:23:31]  It was either.
[00:23:32]  So I picked the gay man.
[00:23:33]  Dicks or what Dicks produced.
[00:23:34]  So you just snuggled right in with Milo.
[00:23:36]  Yeah, it was nut snuggling, though.
[00:23:38]  He's a married man.
[00:23:39]  I would never.
[00:23:40]  That's why you don't fuck Milo because he's married.
[00:23:43]  Yeah.
[00:23:43]  Otherwise, just, yeah.
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[00:25:01]  So you can bet on the NAACP?
[00:25:04]  Is that what I said?
[00:25:05]  You did.
[00:25:07]  It's been a long day.
[00:25:08]  That's not what I meant.
[00:25:09]  I know.
[00:25:11]  It's been a long day.
[00:25:11]  We got to go home.
[00:25:12]  But now I have to know what's going on.
[00:25:13]  And also, the last train is not too far from here, so we should probably wrap it up.
[00:25:21]  We're in an empty building with no doorman.
[00:25:25]  If you want to kill us, now is a good time.
[00:25:27]  It's always a little creepy.
[00:25:29]  If you want to pour water on us, this is a good time.
[00:25:32]  God, she was so mad.
[00:25:35]  Fuck you.
[00:25:36]  Yeah.
[00:25:36]  Fucking kill yourself.
[00:25:38]  I have the tweet.
[00:25:39]  In this episode, what you will find, though, is what's it called?
[00:25:44]  Your reaction to that, you know, which we just showed.
[00:25:47]  Actually, that kind of spoils it.
[00:25:48]  But you also see her tweets and all this stuff because she deleted everything because she's a little scared about it.
[00:25:54]  It's weird that, like, say Milo and I are Satan, evil, horrible human beings who are committing, you know, racism every day.
[00:26:04]  Aren't you scared of us?
[00:26:06]  Like, if I was near, if I was having lunch next to El Chapo, I'd be pooping my pants.
[00:26:13]  I would say, Nana, run!
[00:26:14]  And then I would throw the thing on.
[00:26:15]  I would pour a drink on El Chapo.
[00:26:17]  You know what I mean?
[00:26:18]  So the fact that she's pouring water on us concedes that we're not a genuine threat.
[00:26:23]  With her granny.
[00:26:24]  What if I punched you in the face?
[00:26:25]  Right.
[00:26:25]  Like, what if I grabbed your granny?
[00:26:28]  I grabbed your granny.
[00:26:29]  What if I choked out your granny?
[00:26:34]  That's why they never talk about the Aryan Brotherhood and genuine bad guys is because they don't have the courage.
[00:26:39]  So they choose these made-up bad guys.
[00:26:41]  Anyway, yeah, let's go to Milo and I at the hotel and be prepared for some of the worst audio in the history of FreeSpeech.tv.
[00:26:49]  It's absolutely fucking terrible.
[00:26:51]  You're going to hate it.
[00:26:52]  It's a total waste of time.
[00:26:54]  And I apologize.
[00:26:55]  I'm sorry too.
[00:26:56]  I apologize for Ryan.
[00:26:58]  It's my fault.
[00:27:00]  I got an Asian drunk.
[00:27:01]  It doesn't go well.
[00:27:03]  And I almost got fired, and I did get in trouble, and I was brave, and I didn't stop fighting.
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