The Fear & Christmas Special blends holiday gift exchanges with deep dives into drone conspiracy theories, Justin Timberlake's wardrobe malfunction, and the Brianna Chicken Fry versus Grace O'Malley feud. Hosts dissect how audiences pit women against each other while sharing personal anecdotes about sleep neuroticism, medical monitoring devices, and autism diagnoses complicated by social conditioning. Ultimately, the chaotic banter highlights the internet's tendency to amplify conflict over collaboration, urging listeners to support their Patreon for deeper insights into their shared neurodivergent experiences. [Automatically generated summary]
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Nervous About Your Last Thought00:08:03
Or did you ever think about how you could just die in your sleep?
All the time.
And you're like, this could be my last thought.
How can you guys live like this?
It makes me like, I get nervous thinking about how neurotic you guys are.
What the f?
You need to have more fears.
You need to be afraid of more.
I literally.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear Anne podcast.
That's right.
A holiday special.
We're celebrating Christmas.
Did you finish your Pop-Tart?
I did.
Oh.
Yeah.
He's had one.
I didn't know if he was going to be able to do that.
Oh, you thought he was eating my Pop-Tart?
No.
We probably had our funniest episode ever.
Last episode.
Yes.
And I want to give a special shout out to Austin Show.
I'm the one that suffered.
Hear me out.
Hear me out.
Austin Show is such a pro that he let that bit go as long as it did, even though he bought you a gift.
Right.
Of course.
I did.
Like right now?
Give her the gift.
Oh, right now?
Yeah.
I did buy you a gift.
Yep.
Okay.
Wait, how did you get it?
I made it weird.
Marsh.
What?
Wait.
What?
What's going on?
Yeah.
Austin left it with Marsh last week.
He had it the whole time.
Why are you lying?
There you go.
Wait, Will, this is.
It's a present.
This is going to play really well.
Oh, my God.
I can't.
Give it to her.
Sir, I want to buy these shoes.
Wow, it's an eye.
Wait, hold on.
You know what?
Will push-up.
I got everybody gifts.
Did you?
Yes, I did.
Wait, Samuel.
Can I give everybody their gifts right now?
Why are we giving each other gifts right now?
It's Christmas.
Well, first of all, I want to start.
I'll do cutie.
I'll do cutie last.
No!
Hold on.
No.
I'll do cutie last, but I did get everybody a gift.
First thing, I'll go.
This is a nice bra.
First thing, I'll go with Marsh first.
Give me that.
Don't take it.
Marsh.
Oh, that's not Marsh's gift.
I'll go with Hassan first.
Hassan?
What do you get a man that has everything?
And I know what you love.
Bitcoin.
No.
Fuck to a coin.
When the clock strikes 10, getting a little bit of a munch.
Is anyone not mad that they didn't call it Hock Moola coin?
That's assorted chocolates.
Yeah, from a local spot.
See's candy.
There you go.
They have C's at the airport.
Will, I'd like you to.
Will, I got you a gift.
I got you a gift.
There you go.
Okay.
Why don't you open that one up?
Wow.
Austin Show.
Open that gift app, Will.
There's hella candy that's what you have.
Wow.
Audio listeners.
Oh, a fragrance.
He's got a fragrance.
My favorite.
Paco Roban makes a million, which is actually my favorite fragrance in the world.
Shit.
That I've told him many times.
And he got me a fragrance I've never tried before, which I'm more excited about.
Yes, it's, I like the, I like the no, eat your candy.
Oh, that does smell nice.
Paco Robon's kind of cheap.
Oh, okay.
No, help yourself.
Marsh, I got you something from a little boutique that I love.
Here, check it out.
Open up.
It's a cool little shirt.
Oh, it smells great.
Yeah, I got Marsh's shirt.
Wow!
Some mediums.
It's from a local boutique.
It's immediate.
Don't worry.
That's so much.
Yeah, like the sports small businesses.
I saw this and I was like, immediately, Marsh.
Now for the grand finale, I got.
He paid someone to do this.
No.
Okay.
No, he went in.
Oh, God.
I want to buy these shoes.
Cutie, I went to the mall and I stopped at a little local store named called Target.
No, I'm kidding.
It's the same thing.
I went to Victoria's Secrets.
Wow.
Oh, my God.
Wait, it's actually so close to the bottom.
I went to Victoria's Secret and I got you.
It looks scandalous.
I, ooh, they jingle.
Oh, my God.
It got me sexy on there.
Wow.
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
And see-through.
And a pong.
Wow.
Merry Christmas.
Austin, I'm so proud of you.
I went and bought Victoria's Secret and I got it.
I was going to cover your ass.
I know, but I already did.
You got to do it on your own.
Yes.
And I got it.
Yeah.
You're welcome.
Merry Christmas, everybody.
Isn't that stocking cute as hell?
Oh, there's a lip gloss in there, too.
So I wanted to get everybody a gift.
I didn't pay anybody, but I did do it right before the podcast.
Oh, you went to the mall?
I did.
And I went shopping and I was like, what?
You know, I almost got Hassan's supplements.
I was like, what?
Steroids?
No, I was just like, what would he appreciate?
And I was like, you know what?
I think he'd appreciate like something for his health.
He's very health conscious.
This is why he got me candy.
Well, it kind of went the other direction.
I was like, those are delicious candies.
Yeah.
So anyway.
Merry Christmas.
Well, I brought presents too.
I did it.
Hassan, surely you brought presents as well because we all did.
I'm Muslim.
Oh.
I didn't know this was happening.
They don't give gifts in Muslim or in Islam.
Sorry.
In Islam.
I'm so sorry.
Everybody's favorite region.
Muslim.
No, we don't have that.
That was awesome.
For the record, I love everybody of every religion.
No, you did good this.
You did good this.
I love Islam.
Well, first, I brought, this is not Christmas, but I brought everybody the maple syrup from Canada.
Oh, delicious.
And the maple cookies for I got in case.
Oh, my gosh.
So do we just drink it?
Delicious.
Yes.
Can I take a little sim?
This is an eating-ass episode for me.
Is this what you're supposed to do?
Yeah, I mean, I would put it on pancakes.
Pancakes.
Oh.
Or like...
Is that your first time?
You could put it in your coffee.
Cutie, is this your first time?
I'm having maple syrup?
No, I've had it before, but like right now, what am I supposed to put on?
I want to try it.
You have to have to.
You can have a cookie.
Oh, okay.
Is this, hold on, cutie, is this below three ounces?
I don't know.
Yes, that's good.
Can I travel with it?
I think you'd be.
I think that should be fun.
Wow.
You know what?
Hold on.
Pro tip about the TSA.
I don't know if you should give people this tip.
Okay, feds don't come after me.
But pro tip about the TSA, you shouldn't do this.
But if you got something that's kind of within, I think it's actually 3.4 ounces.
It's kind of a little bit higher.
3.6, 3.7.
They might let it go.
I always get it through.
Wow.
You're white.
That's a very good point.
He's Lebanese.
That's true.
These cookies are so good.
I'm actually on board with Trump Invading Canada.
Oh.
Oh, all right.
These are really fucking good.
Okay.
I'm not going to get political with it, but I want to buy these shoes.
Okay, that's Marsha.
I'll do.
You did a good job with the underwear.
I do.
Yeah.
So you bought underwear to cover his ass and he went and bought underwear as well to also cover his underwear.
I just wanted to make him look like a hero.
Yeah.
Naughty List Double Suggestion00:15:09
This podcast is all about building each other.
That's right.
I got you this, Will.
I learned the wrong lessons from this podcast.
Dude, okay.
I'm going to say boxing is so hard.
I can barely lift my arm right now.
Yeah.
What?
What?
Oh, my God.
Oh, that's so sick.
Oh, my God.
Whoa.
It's literally the castle that I went to in Japan the last time I was there on my day alone.
Oh, my God.
That's awesome.
How did you know, Cutie Cinderella?
I just thought you would like it.
I do like it.
Did you know he went to that cashless?
I didn't know, but I just thought I know you like Japan and I know you like it.
And then it's a surprise to Marsh too, because Marsh, I got you the same one.
Yay!
Because I thought you would like it.
And then the last gift is Cutie Cinderella opens up a box and it's one ticket to Nippon.
Just comes with us.
Okay, this is his sauce.
Is it crazy that I'm so excited for the actual flight to Japan?
No, it's great.
I'm jealous of the airline you're flying.
I think it's great.
You guys did it already?
Singapore Air.
Wow.
Lego.
Oh, Harry Potter.
Lego train.
You like Harry Potter?
He likes tracks.
They only had the train.
That was the only train they had.
I was looking for trains too at the mall and I couldn't find anything.
I was like, we don't have to always buy me trains.
I feel like we're just kind of an easy.
It's crazy.
Hold on.
What could I do?
I think Austin is.
They're all Legos.
Oh, my God.
This is not an airplane.
I will staple my head to the carpet.
Oh, my God.
It's Star.
Oh, it's a train.
No.
No, it's not a Tc.
You know this airplane.
You told me about it.
That's a Concord.
Whoa.
Oh, my God.
You told me they discontinued.
They did discontinue it.
Oh, my gosh.
I was just talking to my brother about this.
Thank you, Super.
I didn't know if you'll like building it, but I think you have a friend.
I'll go on Task Ready.
No, your friend can do it.
You have a friend's son.
Yeah, that's true.
I'll go.
But either that or TaskRabbit.
Oh, my God.
And it's going to.
Oh, it's going to sit up in my window.
Twinks are going to love it.
Oh, yes.
That's so sweet.
You have like a dentist's office waiting room for Twinks.
I may have like a GameCube controller and like a.
I may have to ship this.
Oh, yeah.
Can I ship it?
Yeah.
You can ship it for me.
Or you just have to song build it.
And then once it's built, I need to ship.
The boxes are built like a shitbrick house.
If you just checked it, it would make it.
Oh, you think I could?
Can I just check it?
Okay, I'll bring it with me.
I'll check it.
He's not going to do it.
That Concord is mine.
I'm regifting it to Marat.
No.
No.
That's a good gift for Murat.
No.
They only had two left at Target.
I can't leave.
I can't leave anything here without him stealing it.
Speaking of which, I left some socks because I didn't have room in my check-in luggage.
Shut up.
I left some little socks.
Unironically, this man tried to say that he did not have room in his bags for a single pair of socks.
Which is the most audacious lie of 2024.
It's just because Austin has a track record of leaving stuff behind whenever I give him gifts.
So I was just like, I know his ass is not going to bring that with him.
It's mine.
The maple syrup is mine.
The maple syrup is mine.
The Concorde flight is mine.
It's not.
No, no, no.
It's your transit property.
It now belongs to Marat.
I need to ship this.
I love this gift and it's very precious to me.
So if you steal it, I will sue you.
Cutie Cinderella, thank you so much for these exercises.
Welcome, it was amazing.
That's my go-to solution for all men is Legos besides Ludwig because he hates Legos.
What?
I know.
Why is he hating?
Isn't that annoying?
He hates every good gift idea I ever come up with.
I know.
I was torn on getting you the Japan one or the train one, but then I went with the train one.
Are you sad?
I mean, I liked Japan.
Are you gonna build it?
No, okay, next year.
Next year, you're good.
I'm gonna make it on stream.
We'll see.
Okay, it'll take you so long.
I got an idea.
Yes.
Let's go around and say who would be on the naughty or nice list.
Okay.
You know what?
That's a bad idea.
No, I love it.
Oh, come on.
No.
Wait, are we just saying anybody or someone on this?
Like, I like that idea.
Go around and say naughty list until you run out.
Marsh, naughty list.
Yeah, naughty list.
No, easy.
He's a naughty list of all time.
He's a lifetime naughty list.
He's going to hell.
Okay.
What the fuck?
Nothing to do with the naughty or nice list.
He ultimately lists.
Yeah, that's the fucking.
Yeah, that's not.
That's crazy.
Hassan.
You know what?
I think he's on the nice list this year.
He did a lot of great things.
I also haven't done, I don't do anything.
That's the other thing.
He's boring.
He didn't.
He did a lot.
He raised a lot of money for charity.
And being nice is boring.
Yeah.
Will, I think Will's on the nice list too.
I'm a real toss-up this year.
Why?
Because I've done a lot of niceness for my family and friends, but he also has punched orphans.
Yeah.
That's a bad habit, dude.
You gotta, you gotta style that back.
No, I listen.
I got chat restricted in the league a few times.
Okay, I'm gonna.
I'll admit that I said some pretty hateful stuff.
Okay, Santa sees those things.
Yeah.
Santa knows that I said someone should die like a dog in the street.
Is that what you get chat restricted for?
Oh, I that and the F-slur.
Well, I didn't say that.
He lets them both fly.
I didn't say that.
Look, Will, if you let it fly to League game, I'll let it slide.
No, I didn't say that.
Will you give that to me for 10 years ago?
I think I wrote install, rope, delete chair.
Which was the one that that is literally the nerdiest way to tell someone to kill themselves.
Well, I mean, you gotta get creative.
You gotta get creative.
Otherwise, delete chair.
Yeah.
I like that.
You get down to their level when you're playing league.
Yeah, I'm trying to really hit him in the guts.
This guy's a lead hacksaur.
So I think Santa would not look aside from that, though.
Very nice.
Nice list.
Yeah.
Cutie?
What do you think?
I think I'm nice.
Enough.
I think I'm nice enough.
I think you're nice.
I feel like you're Mormon, so automatically naughty list.
Which is not.
What?
It's not a lot of people.
Honestly, Kitty, I think you'd be on the nice list this year, and you would get like the extra toy.
I mean, this is like your pony year.
Why?
Santa's worried about you.
Whatever you need, honey.
Santa's worried about you.
Okay.
Oh, man.
I think our mental is a little.
No, I'm okay.
I'll be fine.
They're gonna pick you up.
Thanks, Santa.
They're gonna pick you up on the Polar Express this year.
Imagine.
Should I wait outside?
You should.
Okay.
Sir, I want a body.
You know, actually, I had the biggest L. Ws and L's of the week.
Ws and L's.
One second.
Men.
Am I right?
Oh, Sam.
Santa.
I'm trying because last second I decided to stay here for the holidays instead of go home, which is kind of sad.
But I was like, okay, last second.
You want to spend it with us?
We're doing Christmas.
Oh, no.
I'm doing it with Ludwig.
I thought you were from Muslim.
No, I know, but we still do, we still do Christmas, which is like different.
You know what?
I'm gonna say something.
I'm gonna say something.
I fully believe in and endorse this: that all people should celebrate Christmas regardless of your faith.
That's part of the Christmas spirit.
Yeah, um, but and so last time I'm panicking because we don't have any Christmas decor, right?
So I go on and I'm like, you know what?
I'm gonna spoil myself.
I'm gonna buy nice stuff because I never buy nice stuff.
I always get it from Michael's 50% off and it falls apart the next year.
Right.
And I don't have anything.
So I'm on my phone and I'm hurrying.
It's like two in the morning.
And so I'm trying to get like next day shipping.
I'm picking out all this stuff.
Where do you get nice stuff from?
Ball, Pottery Barn.
Balsam Hill.
Yeah, which they actually supply to Pottery Barn.
Yeah.
It's really nice, fake trees and stuff like that.
Steer has open mouth.
So I'm on.
I'm trying to buy all this nice stuff and I'm trying to check out.
And Lud's like, Lud's like, babe, I want to make out.
And I was like, it's Christmas.
I have to do this.
Like, I can't like shut up.
And he's like, no, please.
And I was like, you're ruining Christmas.
Leave me alone.
And then he takes the phone and checks out to pay for it.
And he's like, done.
And I'm like, because it was like $3,000.
Insane.
Like, I wasn't done.
You know, I throw everything in the cart and then I go and delete.
So I wasn't done.
But there was a coupon for 25%.
He just smashed it.
He smashed it.
And I'm like, okay, whatever.
Because he was demanding sex.
He was doing mad and making out.
He was horned up.
Come on.
Let's make it out as the game.
What are you guys just like?
This is a Christian.
Did you just kiss and do nothing else?
Ludwig was there.
He was horned.
Yeah, dude.
Stop.
I hate that.
Women, please keep your going.
Yeah.
He didn't want to just kiss cutie.
What the fuck?
He did.
No one wants to just kiss.
I do.
Is Ludwig gay?
He's on the kiss.
Wait, he just you guys just kissed somebody?
Babe, babe, hurry up.
Won't hold ass.
You guys are being really bad at girl talk right now.
So then, I'm with you, girl.
The next day, the Christmas tree doesn't show up.
Oh, and then the next day, the Christmas tree doesn't show up.
And then the next day, no, I put Express and it's not showing up.
And so I call them.
Yeah.
And I'm like, guys, where's my Christmas tree?
And they were like, oh, it got canceled.
The card got declined.
Fucker.
No.
Are you kidding me?
He fucking put on a declined car.
He paid for kisses with a bad car.
Sorry.
So Christmas was ruined.
Oh my God.
Okay, well, wait, so you didn't just go order them again?
No, because I, so then I'm on the annotated.
It's all Christmas.
Fuck, you know what?
I'm on the phone with the guy and I was like, oh my God, why?
What?
And he was like, yeah, sorry.
And I was like, well, can I do it again?
Can I pay for overnight shipping?
He's like, we don't have that option anymore.
I was like, why?
And he's like, we're like really backed up.
And I was like, when would it get here?
And he's like, the 26th.
And I was like, can I suggest something?
We can go to a pottery barn.
Wait, I have a double suggestion.
We are already going to a pottery barn on Saturday.
By the time this podcast comes out, you probably have seen the IRL stream that we're going to be doing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
On Saturday, we are going to, I guess, Pottery Barn.
I didn't know I was going to ask you where we go.
Pottery Barn is going to be sold.
Okay.
So then I'm panicked.
Galen, my homie, runs to the store because she lives outside of the city and she finds me a bunch of ornaments and stuff like that and brought them to me.
Oh, I already decorated my house, but she said that pottery barn was sold out too.
Oh, so maybe pottery barn is a bad option, but I don't know.
I guess we'll just see.
My house has been decorated since November 10th.
Oh, okay.
You guys should decorate.
You should decorate early next year.
I would like to, but I was a little busy, Austin.
Some of us have jobs.
Oh, now I feel mean because I was going to come over and help you decorate for Christmas.
You're shaming me for being unemployed.
Well, I don't know because I like color on my trees.
I do too.
Oh, not just gray.
Okay.
Hold on.
I do have black bulbs.
Ornaments?
Really?
It's Christmas.
What do we want?
I don't know.
I didn't.
Okay, so this year.
You want to do BDSM?
No.
No.
So this year I decided my aunt.
I told her.
She wanted to do BDS.
BDSM?
No, no.
She's like, can I decorate for Christmas?
Yeah.
So you didn't even decorate for Christmas.
No, I gave her a blank check and I said, buy whatever you need and decorate for Christmas.
And she spent a weekend with my mom and my other aunt and they all decorated.
They all got stoned and decorated.
Wow, that's cute.
Yeah.
And I came home to a beautifully decorated house.
That's cute.
You want to hear something really cute?
Yes.
Is my mom, all growing up, we always had that ugly tree with like the multicolor light and like the homemade ornaments.
And it's just like cluster fuck, you know?
My mom, her whole life was like, someday I'm going to have a tree with all the same colors or someday I'm going to have a Disney themed tree.
That was like the thing my mom always talked about.
My mom's dead.
I didn't buy her the shoes.
And then the shoes didn't make it in time.
But serendipitously, without even thinking about it, and I had this realization this year, I now do an all-gold and silver tree.
So an all-like same color tree.
And my sister does a Disney tree.
Oh, that's cute.
Isn't that kind of sweet?
I had this moment where I was like, that's so cool.
That's so sweet.
Yeah, so we do what my mom never could do.
I was Christmas shopping today.
Really?
For my nieces.
You must be.
Are you going to travel with all that stuff?
Yeah.
Oh, that's fun.
Yeah, that's a lot of travel.
I'm not going to bring any clothes.
I'm just going to buy clothes in Michigan.
I love that.
I wish I could not live.
Because if I show up in Michigan with my clothes, they're not warm enough.
Secondly, what do I want to be dressed like?
You got the Isamiyakis on?
Yeah, they're going to think I'm like a hairdresser.
You know what I mean?
They're going to think that I'm Austin Show and Victoria See.
They're going to think I have the gay.
Oh, my God.
Speaking of which, what happened to Will?
He got real gay this year.
It was, I was in Victoria's Secret shopping for Cutie's panties and bra.
And I was like, I was so embarrassed.
Wait, why?
Because I was like, I don't want them to think that I'm buying women something for a girl.
Really?
I had a blast.
That's crazy.
I had so much fun.
I don't know.
I just don't.
I just like it.
I was buying like sexy.
I want them to think I'm straight.
Did you pick it out yourself?
I did.
I did.
I was, I was buying.
You were embarrassed that they were going to think that you're straight.
Like it's sexy.
Like, you don't want them to think you were doing sex with a woman?
Yes.
Well, no.
You were, are you, are you straight phobic?
No, I went the fuck.
No, I was picking out and I was like, okay, because it was very.
Are these for your girlfriend?
No!
I'm gay!
Suck and fuck!
No, no, but thank you!
Hear me out.
It's because like it's a long and elaborate bit.
No, so I didn't, because what specifically what I was buying is like a thong and very you're uncomfortable saying the word thong.
Austin, you literally talk about dogging dudes out, okay?
With no problem whatsoever.
And you're over here like a nun talking about, ooh, a thong.
Well, I mean, a thong and a bra.
I just was very, like, the most normal shit.
Like, they were looking at me like I was some pig.
Well, I, you know, I'll tell you my experience.
Straight Phobic Heart Flutter00:03:13
I had so much fun.
Okay.
I went in, I grabbed a person.
I was like, I'm shopping for someone who's a little modest, but we want to go big.
And then she was pulling things from me.
They were like, after that straight guy, that creepy straight guy left, the gay guy's finally here.
That is actually so funny.
Were you at the beverage?
Yeah.
That was where I was.
I probably thought you were a panicked straight guy, and they probably thought I was a raging homosexual.
Yeah, they were like, oh, thank God that sweaty, straight guy.
Like, he was so creepy.
Well, yeah.
I mean, maybe they did think I was gay because if they registered, they were like, do you have a phone number with us?
Yeah.
And I was like, no.
Maybe they thought I was gay.
Wait, they just asked that.
You know what?
General.
Why would gay men be shopping at Victoria's Secret?
Yeah.
You're having a hard time.
I think I'm homophobic.
I think you're straight phobic.
I just had a homophobic and straight phobic moment.
I'm tired.
I didn't sleep last night.
For what?
You don't do anything.
I was anxious.
Okay.
We have anxiety.
Okay.
We have anxiety.
Why are you looking at me like I have shit on YouTube?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
The person that I was sleeping with last night was they were just up late, and I cannot go to sleep when I know somebody's going to come into the room.
Right.
What?
Are you guys like that at all?
No.
No.
No, no.
The idea of being disturbed keeps me awake.
I do, though, have this.
You can ask her, I'm really weird fight reflex when someone wakes me up.
I'll just pop up and immediately be like, blah, blah, blah.
Damn it.
Yeah, yeah.
That'd be terrifying.
We shared a room together.
That never happened.
Thank God.
But you know what I'm saying?
Because you also.
I get weird sleep anxiety too.
If you can't, if you have to wake up early, you can't sleep.
Or do you ever think about how you could just die in your sleep?
All the time.
And you're like, this could be my last thought.
How can you guys live like this?
It makes me like I get nervous thinking about how neurotic you guys are.
What the fuck?
You need to have more fear.
You need to be afraid of more than I literally sleep like a fucking log.
You don't have a healthy relationship.
No, this is the worst advice.
It's weird.
I will literally, I'll be like, okay, time to go to sleep.
I close my eyes and I'm done.
I'm sorry.
You need to be more careful.
He needs to be more careful.
Yeah.
What?
Well, Cutie and I are thinking about all possibilities.
Yes, we lock the doors.
We turn the alarms on.
We're looking at our cameras.
You need to be more cognizant of that.
That is no way to live.
Also, I'm very like OCD about everything.
That is everything.
There's no way.
I will stand by this.
That is no way to live.
I think people say I'm a little too aloof, but honestly, I would much rather be in this headspace than that.
Because I literally, I turn my, I close my eyes and I'm out.
Don't knock until you tried it.
Yeah, we're safe.
I'm out.
Until I have to piss.
Wait till doomsday come.
You'll be fucked.
Yeah, you know nothing about the drone.
Oh, really?
You think you're going to do better?
The person who is normally calm in every circumstance is going to do worse than the person who's already panicking when there's no doomsday.
We all have, I have my own EKG machine.
You will not be able to operate it.
Hold on.
So does he.
We got it from Target.
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He sent me the link.
Why do you have an EKG?
You never know.
You never know when you need it.
Your heart's feeling a little fluttery.
Need to check it.
It'll tell you if there's any abnormalities.
So you have an EKG.
You have a pulse oxygen.
For the potential rapture.
Yeah.
When you need a doctor, hello here.
EKG.
Also, pulse options.
You don't think you'd have bigger problems during a doomsday?
Well, no, this is just in general.
I'm just saying I have.
How often do you use it?
You've never oximeter.
I use almost every other day.
What's an oximeter?
It's what they put on your finger at the hospital.
Check your oxygen and heart rate.
That's why I have this ring.
Yep.
It's my oxygen heart rate.
Wow.
Okay.
Oh, I should get one of those.
Yeah.
One of the cool things about being in the hospital, which I don't, of course, is that I had an statement.
Well, I like, I know now.
You shouldn't go to the hospital, but if you end up doing it, they test you for everything.
So like, you're just like, oh my God, I got a clear pill of health.
Yeah.
Okay.
Anyway, you brought up something interesting that I wanted to talk about today.
The drones.
Drones.
Yeah.
Hassan's not covering them.
Okay.
He's been avoiding them.
Can I say something?
I have covered it.
Not enough.
Can I say something about these fucking drones?
Yeah.
And I feel like I'm the only person.
I don't, I'm not worried about it at all because like you could buy one of these things at fucking best.
They're big though.
Oh.
It doesn't matter.
Yeah, they're minivan.
Some of them are reportedly minivan sized.
We still have yet to see a single one that is like a minivan sized drone.
The problem is they sometimes they come in swarms.
Like there's like two or three at a time.
It's in the tri-state area.
It started off in New Jersey.
My they're in California now.
Austin went from being concerned to being very fucking concerned.
So has the government commented on this?
They've said, don't worry about it and get this.
Apparently the drones can detect nuclear stuff or whatever.
And they were made after 9-11 to see other places' nuclear power or something.
And so anyway, the theory is that they're all over America now because they think a terrorist has brought in a nuclear weapon into America.
No fucking way.
And they're trying to like hide it.
Oh, no, Where, where is it?
They can also detect it.
I don't know.
There's no need for that.
I'm proud.
I'm loud and proud about it.
Okay, do you want to know what I think is going on?
No, because you're part of the team covering it up.
Yeah, you're paying.
We're all convinced.
He's paid by Jeffrey Bezos.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
Well, Jeffrey Bezos might have something to do with the drones.
Amazon is actually testing out drone delivery.
So is Walmart.
But there's a lot of deliver death.
Okay, so there's a lot of, there are a lot of drones, okay?
Drones are at the forefront of warfare.
Drones are also at the forefront of like new logistic supply lines.
So there's a lot of testing going on with drones.
Some of it is, you know, defense contractors that are contracted out.
Others are most likely companies like Android that have less ethical, more like Silicon Valley style forms of testing.
So there's most likely a lot of drones that are operational that these companies are testing.
And once people saw the drones, and because they are basically operating with the mindset of a medieval peasant, they literally now think everything is a drone that's out to get them.
And when they look up at the sky, they're like, oh my God, I see shining lights up there.
What is that?
That must be a drone.
Probably an alien.
Nope.
Turns out, former governor of Maryland Larry Hogan, it's not.
It's just constellations.
You're looking at stars.
Or Representative Andy Kimmock, New Jersey is looking at commercial planes that are flying above.
That's such crazy.
Because this area between, and you can speak on this, the area between, you know, EWR, JFK is one of the most densely slammed air traffic areas on the planet.
You have Newark, you have LaGuardia, you have JFK.
And you got all those drones.
You got Teterboro.
You got Teterboro.
Yeah.
Yeah, you know what the damage is?
People from Staten Island apparently are fucking beaming lasers at the planes now because they think they're drones.
Oh, Jesus.
So now you're committing a federal crime.
Well, I mean, let's not come after the people of Staten Island.
They feel like they're defending their homestead here against invaders.
Now, for those of you that are flying, I want to let you know that you're safe.
I don't.
I think those drones are going to get you.
No, I think if you're pulling it.
Anyway, I'm going to bed now.
Do you know she hasn't done a podcast since that?
Yeah, she killed herself.
What?
Go on the TikTok conspiracies now.
Wait, I saw that on Twitter.
I was looking to my friend.
Alex Lomonach who tweeted that.
So are we going to talk about that?
That went viral.
People are so stupid.
Yeah, Haktua girl.
She did a rug pull.
Yeah.
Everybody lost their money in her talk.
I lost it.
I got something embarrassing to admit.
You bought some?
You went in big.
All of our podcast funds were put on.
I told you to go in super cool ape token, not have to.
I misunderstood what you were saying, and I thought I panicked and I panicked bought everything.
We no longer have any revenue.
We can't go to Japan.
So instead, we are going.
We are now announcing Fearancoin.
No, we're going to stat.
We're going to hunt down those drones.
Guys, we're going to hunt him down.
I have been harassing Hassan for the past week.
I just go into his chat and I say something profane about how he's not covering the drones and then I leave.
But sometimes I literally impressed Hassan not covering the drones.
It's funny because this is the only time QD has ever been in my chat and it makes me so excited to see her name in the chat.
And then she just leaves.
Like she just comes in and says drones now and then fucks off because I'm literally in the process of talking on the drones.
Sometimes you're talking about murder and I said boo murder.
Time to talk about the drones.
Does he respond to you?
Flaccid Penis Grow Imprint00:04:44
No.
No, he never does.
You don't either.
No.
And then the one time he's talking about the drones, guess what, guys?
He's in the bathroom.
Isn't that a little weird?
That's weird.
I think he is a drone.
Drones.
That's a good one.
I don't want to talk about him.
Another thing I'd like to talk about today is Justin Timberlake.
Yeah, what was that?
Small wiener.
Well, hold on.
Sorry.
Way to bury the freaking, whatever they call that fucking thing.
Bury the lead.
No, bury the lead is you don't talk about the story.
That was just spoilers.
Yeah.
Way to spoil.
So I don't know if we have a video of it.
I don't know if we should watch it.
It was Wiener.
So there was a, at one of his concert, he wears a harness and the harness was really tight around his crotch area.
And you could see very clearly the imprint of his wiener.
I didn't know that.
I just thought that I saw it was like trending Justin Himberlake wardrobe.
And so there it is right here.
We could get a pause on it.
Is this appropriate to watch?
You're not Girly Pop Nation.
That's why you weren't tuned into the Justin.
So there it is.
Okay.
But you know what?
So this is, hold on, pause.
I'm going to stop here.
And I'm going to say this.
I don't know what I'm looking at.
I don't think it looks.
I can't see anything.
I have been, I've been a vocal advocate for the rights of penises for quite some time.
What kind of penis?
Well, all penises.
But here's the deal.
Every time somebody's flaccid penis gets shown or an imprint of such, everybody acts on the internet like they've never seen a flaccid penis.
Okay.
Flaccid penises.
This is a PSA.
Okay.
Flaccid penises are small and unimpressive a lot of the time.
Okay.
And also, just because a flaccid penis is small and unimpressive doesn't mean it can't grow to great lengths.
Okay.
I've seen penises grow.
You see that.
You sound like you're talking from experience.
He's probably seen penises grow.
I've seen a lot of penises grow.
Yes.
And look, and me personally, I've got a great penis.
Yeah.
I've got a great penis.
I'm so sorry.
Up to its full potential.
And flaccid.
Flaccid is huge.
Six inches half.
No, no, no, no.
It casts a shadow.
This is why the onsen frustrates me.
It makes his knees weak.
Look, who is having sex with a flaccid penis?
Nobody.
Exactly.
It doesn't matter.
Unless they've done a lot of cocaine.
So my point is.
Marsh knows what I'm talking about.
My point is, it very much frustrates me.
People out there, when they see, you cannot tell the size of a penis by looking at the imprint of shorts.
You cannot.
And just because somebody's got a big imprint doesn't mean they have a big penis.
That could be it.
That could be all there is.
If Justin wasn't gay, he would be a school shooter.
What?
This is literally like, this is the type of shit that people write about in incel forums.
What?
About men with small penises.
I just think everyone, you can be a grower and not a shower.
Thank you, Cutie.
Yeah.
And by the way, I will put on the record the size of my penis right now.
6.7.7 inches.
Slightly to the right.
Left.
Left.
Thank you.
I went left.
Actually, maybe it's the right.
I haven't looked at it in a while.
It's crazy how you guys know about it.
And it's a little thinner than you would like, but it's not bad.
It's literally like.
You were on my show so much that that's what you remember.
I used to say at all.
I used to do it all the time.
It's like an episode of Kirby's Enthusiasm where you're like, the internet's coming after this guy for his penis.
They are.
And anybody's penis could be like that.
I mean, it could be someone sitting at the table right now.
That's what I'm saying.
I think porn has ruined our perception of penises.
Thank you for fighting the good fight, man.
You're a freedom fighter.
Well, you know what?
It's easy for you guys to say because both of you have beautiful flaccid penises.
They do it right to me.
They really do.
Why are you looking for support from cutie?
Come on, come on, right?
You're not good at it.
No, she was on my side.
Yes.
Thank you.
I'm on your side, too.
That's all I'll say about that.
Does anybody else want to comment?
You know what?
At boarding school, I saw so much cock that I'm like desensitized.
Yeah.
Okay.
So you'll be fine to see mine.
Of course.
Okay.
Okay.
Can I say something?
Well, I don't want to bring this up.
I'm going to say something.
In the off chance, your penis is a little smaller than you advertised.
We're not going to treat you any different.
Oh, no.
Hey, hold on.
I love you just little buddy.
No, no, no.
You would never treat me.
You're going to be excited about me.
No, you said 6.7.
Yeah, we got it.
I'm going to lay down.
I'm going to lay down.
You want me to get hard in front of you?
Yes.
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No.
Well, now I can.
Well, that's the only way that we can measure.
You know what?
Penises can be like an inch big and then they get big.
You don't have a micro penis.
Oh, I see.
No, they could be an inch big and then it's like, how big like this?
I don't even know.
Flaccid?
No, it's much bigger than that.
Oh my God.
It's at least three to four inches flaccid.
Then you got a big fat cock, buddy.
No.
Like that?
I don't know.
It depends on how much blood.
Through a four inches flaccid is crazy.
I don't know.
I have to read it.
Three inches is later.
It's like from there to I don't know.
You know, it depends.
It can get cold sometimes.
You're healthy.
In the onset.
You know what?
Look, I've had no complaints about my penis.
In fact, a lot of great reviews.
You don't be surprised if people got complaints about their penis.
Some people do.
Really?
Yeah, I do.
Way too huge.
Ow, you're tearing me in half.
Ow, you're tearing me.
I'm not.
I'm so sorry.
Let's talk about something other than penises.
It was funny.
Let's back.
Back it up.
Good one.
Bag it up.
Let's talk about something that cutie wants to talk about.
Yeah, let's talk about girly pop nation.
Girly pop nation.
What's up?
Have you guys seen the drama?
Oh, okay.
You're smooth.
Between plan, unplanned brie or planned brie.
Sorry, planned Brie, Brianna Chicken Fry, and Grace O'Malley.
No.
Who's Grace O'Malley?
They're on the podcast, Plan Brie.
Oh, wait, that's your comment.
I think I know.
I think I know the drama.
The drama is that Brianna Chicken Fry doesn't like that Grace O'Malley is outshining her.
That is a summation that some people are contextualizing based off their interactions.
Why do you turn into like a fucking librarian when you.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Are you not literally dropped?
Are you not peers?
You dropped four Thesaurus.
Am I not a political content?
You dropped fourth thesaurus synonyms.
She wants to be friends with the girlies in the space.
Oh.
In what space?
Podcasting space.
Oh, yeah.
We have Tara Yumi on.
Yeah.
Tora Yummy.
Tara Yami.
Oh my god.
Guys, we have to bleach that out.
He's from Muslim.
They pronounce it differently.
Yeah.
She's also from Muslim.
She's from Muslim?
Yeah, she's Iranian.
It's going to be a thing now.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't think she's being Lebanese.
Am I also from Muslim?
Well, I'm, I'm from, my family was Christian.
Anyway, go on.
I could, I'll be from Muslim.
There's nothing wrong.
I'm not trying to fight it.
I'm not trying to fight it.
Oh, man.
I love who.
I'm so glad that we don't have any like hardliner Lebanese fans.
We get so mad at you.
We do.
They were upset that I said that I was Syrian.
Yeah.
I got very upset, which I'm not.
I'm Lebanese.
Anyway, sorry.
Go ahead.
Girly Pop Nation.
Girly Pop Nation.
So a few months ago, you saw the you might have not so Brianna Chicken Fry.
That's her name.
Yes.
Which is crazy.
Wait, her last name is Chicken Fry.
No, I think it's like some Italian shit, but no, I think it's Chicken Fry.
Okay.
I'm going to take that to the bank.
Yeah, no, that's the DMV.
At the DMV, that's what she says.
Yeah, I think so.
Anyway, it's Brianna Chicken Fry.
And Grace O'Malley have the podcast together.
Brianna Chicken Fry is dating Zach Brian.
Okay.
Was.
Was the country singer?
Very famous country singer.
Yeah, and he was abusive.
And he sucks.
Yeah, we went through that drama.
Yeah, abusive sucks.
Awful.
So the whole world is like, oh, because apparently Bri has like wishy-washy.
Like sometimes people hate her, sometimes people like her, so blah, blah, blah.
But everyone sees that and they're like, oh my God, my summer child, like, come here.
Like, let me embrace it.
Hug from the world.
But then all of a sudden, she comes out.
She goes on a podcast and she starts talking shit on Grace O'Malley.
Can I see Grace O'Malley?
Can you pull her up?
Oh, she's a redhead.
Yes.
Very funny.
She's hilarious.
Very funny.
That's why she doesn't like girls.
Let's get Grace O'Malley on.
I would love to have Grace O'Malley on.
She's big vibes.
So then, so Brianna goes on a podcast and she's like, she's like talking shit.
And she's like, yeah, Grace never supported me.
Like, she would never post me on Instagram and like say she supported me during the Zach Brian stuff.
And Grace is like, clearly, I'm your best friend.
Like, clearly, people know I support you.
I'm still hanging out with you.
Like, we're doing the fucking podcast.
Like, why do you need me to post an Instagram story?
Yeah.
And be like, Brianna's so brave.
Like, that's it.
Did you figure it out like that?
Yeah.
So that's Grace's opinion.
It's like, why do you care?
But then, you know, Brianna's like, no, you should be posting me.
You never.
And then Brianna goes on this podcast and she's like, I gave fucking Grace her entire career.
Like, I gave her every crumb.
Like, I, why are you making that face?
It's gross.
Oh, you said it like that.
You said it like you knew.
Remember 10 seconds ago and you're like, oh, I know this stuff.
No, no, I know some of it.
I didn't know the full extent of her.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
So she goes on this.
She's like, she's like, she slept on my sofa.
I got her her job, the podcast, all this stuff.
And Grace is just like silent.
And then finally, Grace posts on her Instagram story.
She's like, I'm down.
I'm going to break my silence.
Like, I like, I don't, I'm leaving the podcast.
Podcast is over.
Like, so yes, the podcast is like officially over.
They're done.
And then, and then like the CEOs poacher.
Oh my God.
And we should make a podcast.
No, let's go cutie.
She can fly.
Stop doing it.
We're not supposed to agree to that when I say that.
We just had another chair in this room.
Yeah, we need more.
We need more ginger.
If I'm the off chance, Grace sees this.
We'll figure out where to put you.
We got a lot of room in this house.
She left Barstool.
So because on that podcast that Bri is talking all this shit on is like the CEO of Barstool.
Oh.
Who she's on, like, she's, we're from Barstool.
Presidente.
Yeah.
And so, and so, like, Grace leaves Barstool.
And then she.
So Dave Porkboy didn't say anything.
I got, he was just shit talking.
Like, oh, yeah, that's right.
You're right, keep talking.
Yeah, he talks shit.
And then, Grace.
Which one?
About Grace with Brie.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
And then it was posted today.
Grace O'Malley posted that she joined a different group.
Yeah.
Lost out.
No, we still got time.
No, she's starting her own podcast, I think.
Yeah.
Grace.
Redheads.
Grace, pull up on the Fear Amp podcast.
We always got room for more gingers.
And we can tell her to fuck off.
Okay.
We got a girl here.
If you think that there's too much girly energy, you can be our girly energy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, and then, yeah, he did this.
So Dave Portnoy did this.
Oh, let's see.
Such a fucking idiot, dude.
He's like doing a recap of his own podcast.
Walling talk, emergency walking talk.
Everybody knows Grace quit yesterday.
I'm still getting DMs from people and being like, Dave, you fired her.
You're a scumbag for picking size.
People saying her message was subliminal, like she was really forced out.
People are nuts.
People posting pictures of my ex-fing wife online.
That's crazy.
Yeah, don't do that.
Like Brie, so Dave's in love with Brian.
It's crazy.
I totally get both sides.
If I was a lawyer and you said, Dave, you have to go to court and you're going to argue for Brie or for O'Malley.
I think I can make a compelling case for each of them why they're in the right.
I honestly do.
I get both sides.
I've said that from day one, but I don't know what people want Barcelona to do.
You have two friends, 20 years, both employees, who ended up hating each other.
Yeah, that's the other thing.
They've been friends for 20 years.
It's probably for the best that O'Malley goes underway, and who knows with Brie.
But I mean, I don't know why the internet all hates one person versus the other to me.
Like, let them both live their lives and be happy.
Well, that makes me sad because it's crazy.
That could be us.
Yeah, it could be.
Why don't we start a feud?
No.
Now, to come to think of it.
Yeah.
You really haven't supported me much on social media.
You know what?
Come to think of it.
You haven't supported anything.
You're the ginger in this situation.
I know.
I'm Grace O'Malley.
Everybody's going to know that was what Breon Shukafar was saying.
I would be saying, like, you never supported me.
How dare you?
I have a lot of people.
I gave you your career or some shit, which I would never say.
You bitch.
No, I like, well, that's what I was actually going to point to: is that there is an omnibus.
You never say that I gave you.
You just said it.
No, no, because nothing gave me rabbit.
But no, it's one, it's not true.
Two, Will's more talented than I am, and everybody knows it.
Yeah, it's true.
And also, yeah, I would never, if I was in like a public feud, I would never expect him to fucking defend me.
I would tell him not to, actually.
I'd be like, don't do that.
Don't put yourself on the cross.
Yeah, I tell people not to defend me.
Yeah.
One fucking doctor disrespect is throwing shit at me.
What fucking ego to be like, um, I had a public falling out with my abusive ex-boyfriend and like you didn't post an Instagram story is like the fuck up.
Yeah, it's little kooky beans.
Yeah.
I think I you want to know what I think?
I think that Grace is funnier than Brianna and Brianna feels like Grace owes her everything because she brought her along.
And that's 100% what this is.
I do think there's also the extra layer that people won't dive into where it's like the internet does naturally pit two women against each other.
And them having a normal friendship.
That's a galaxy.
Yeah.
Them having a normal friendship for years, then being thrown onto a platform where they are constantly.
The prettier one, the funnier one, like it happens with Maya.
Maya got shit like that all the time.
Yeah.
They do.
They pit us.
They pit us against it.
It's mostly your fans.
Pop off, you guys.
They usually are coming at drama.
Three of us.
I must say, I think it's kind of funny.
I get roped into the straight man thing.
Well, they'll be like, they'll be like, why?
No, it's funny because like I have noticed that you're right.
Cutie's like, I get, I get hit on so much from every angle that like this kind of stuff literally goes over my head for the most part.
But I do remember like when I'm collaborating with cutie, sometimes there'll be like a 13-month subscriber of mine who like is obviously a bigger stan of yours.
Yeah, they'll be like, shut up, let her speak, you fucking ape.
Or we'll be like, why is cutie only always coming to your stream to collaborate with you?
Why do you never do anything in return for her?
And I'm like, so true.
I mean, these are good points.
We are unraveling right now.
So true.
This is honestly so true.
It's just funny because you'll suggest a collaboration and I'll be like, oh, yeah, sweet.
Like, it's awesome.
And then they'll yell at me for it.
And they're fans of mine, too.
I'm like, what the fuck's wrong with you?
I think they're standing on business.
So keep it up.
Yeah, you egg it off.
I need cold gay fans.
Your community does that.
Your community does this thing that's very...
This is, I shouldn't be annoyed by this, but I am.
Oh, God.
I shouldn't be annoyed by this.
What is it?
I'm going to tell you, I shouldn't be annoyed by this, but I am.
If at any point you end streaming, anywhere that your community goes, they say that it's a raid.
Oh, yeah, it's never a raid.
They am raid emotes.
And I'm like, is it actually a raid?
You need to start just raiding people.
And then I'm like, wait, it's not a raid.
You're just three people who want to come watch me after Hassan.
You don't have to like wave.
I don't know why.
I should not be annoyed by that.
But after five years, it's like, okay, you're here.
They do.
They do do that.
Yeah, because they don't have auto hosts anymore.
They do a pokey raid.
That's what they say too.
Yeah.
No, they do the Hoss raid.
They use the Hos Raid.
I know because I do it.
When I leave Hassan's chat, I Hoss raid into anywhere I go.
That's pretty funny.
No, they use a Hoss Raid emo where they say pokey raid and then they do the hoss raid email.
It's pretty funny.
It's annoying.
It's adorable.
No, people do.
People are also, one of the funniest parts about this is like when people get parasocial about like both you and I or I'll take it one step further, me and my family.
Yeah.
Where it's like, dude, what are you saying right now?
Like you're on a computer thousands of miles away and you think that you have a better grasp of the interpersonal relationship of a person that you listen to and a person that you barely know about.
Like they're family members.
I mean, interpersonal relationships, your score was pretty high.
I don't know if you have a big grasp on them.
Nah.
No, but he's right.
I've seen it all.
I've seen all the comments.
It's like, Will's clearly the top.
Hassan's the bottom.
Hassan power bottom.
How often do you think he takes it from Will?
That's literally what Ludwig was making fun of us from autonomous.
He does.
Yeah.
He does.
What's that?
Ludwig made fun of us on the podcast.
Wait, on the podcast?
No, I thought it was with Cutie.
It was with Cutie, and there's a clip in the kitchen.
And it was literally verbatim what he just said, which is kind of funny.
But I wasn't involved in it.
You know what?
It's valid criticism because the yard has never done anything homoerotic in the entirety of their run.
I don't even think Aiden's gay.
I think they do it for clout.
Bro, bar sexual invisibility.
Let's go.
Yep.
Can't see him.
I took the autism quiz.
Oh.
Did you hear this?
Did you hear this lion-assist?
First of all, I don't know how the fuck you cheat on an autism quiz.
I know exactly how you cheat.
You say.
Because you look at the question and you go, this is something that someone with autism would say.
So I am going to do the opposite.
I mean, I will take it in the Patreon with you all.
Take it right now.
Well, we're not, I feel like it's going to take a long time.
We can take it in the Patreon.
I took the quiz twice.
Oh, my God.
All right.
The first time I scored a 28 and the second time I scored an 18.
So you worked your way down?
No, I think the first time I took it, I accidentally answered some incorrectly.
Like I read them wrong and I'm W. People are saying you lied.
No.
I'm saying it.
First of all, I'm standing on business.
Look, hold on.
Realistically.
Bullshit.
First of all, I love autism.
First of all, I love the region of Muslims.
No.
Here's my thing.
I don't think you'll be as high as him, but an 18 is ludicrous, Austin.
I don't think I'm even close.
I think I possess some qualities that could be possible.
I don't think Austin is autistic.
I don't either.
But I think there are some things he lied about.
I think he's just annoying.
I think there are some things he lied about on that test.
Because I remember those questions and we've traveled with them.
Yes.
And some of those are going to be when I was young and now.
No.
Yeah.
I will give you some of them.
I'm agreeing with you on this.
On the Patreon, if you wanted guys to, if you want to take a look at the patient.
Oh, we're going to fucking blister.
I will double you to go question by question and I will defend myself.
Because here's the deal.
This is one thing I will say.
And what I said on my alt stream when I did it.
I said, a lot of what you perceive me to be on camera is not what you see when the camera is.
Okay, but we've seen you without the camera.
So you will be able to get away from that.
We get final say, Democratic vote.
We get final say on what the point is about.
You didn't even know me when I was young.
Listen, I will say something.
To the people at home, Austin is the most kind person I've ever seen when it comes to fans, when it comes to strangers, when it comes to employees.
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He is a consummate gentleman.
However, when it comes to his friends, he does have a set of piccadillos that are noticeable.
His set of friends, come on.
What's a piccadillo?
A piccadillo is an unusual behavior or tendency.
But I'm aware of them.
You have piccadillos?
Look at him ripping the fucking paper into my dad.
My dad is a very interesting, peculiar person.
Yeah, okay.
And I think I do get it.
It is hereditary.
It is.
And my dad, my dad is...
And Chipout Trains?
My dad could possess some qualities that some would perceive to be.
So you're autistic.
No.
Is that what you're saying?
No, hold on.
And I don't think cutie is.
I don't think cutie is.
I think cutie's never.
I haven't taken leg tests.
I think if cutie, out of all of us, if there's a person who would max out on it, it's cutie.
You think she would be more autistic?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Look at her.
What are you talking about?
You can't say look at her.
Autism is beautiful.
You need to hydrate.
No, it's not like, it's not like you can see autism.
That's not what I mean.
It's got a visual light spectrum.
No, if you could, it would be with cutie.
Like, you could see it.
What do you mean?
She literally has like every no, no, no, no.
I think we're mixing.
I did a test on my phone while Austin does it.
I think we're mixing up autism with obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Yes, they're both technically on this spectrum.
We are self-diagnosing like machines.
I have OCD.
ADHD, autism, and obsessive-compulsive disorder all have like very similar traits, which is why I think cutie would bust the meter.
They would the diagram.
I might break it because I do have OCD.
Okay.
And I do have ADHD.
Yes, and so do I.
I have both.
Yes, both.
I think all of you have to be aware of that.
So I probably have the triple threat.
Like, I don't want to be crazy.
I don't be like all about myself.
You're going to win an egot.
Yeah, I could.
I could.
Also, it's like wild where you're like, oh, I don't have.
I definitely looked at the test and I answered appropriately when earlier you revealed to us that sometimes you get afraid that you might get woken up so you can't go to sleep.
Yeah, saying that you can't sleep because you're worried you're gonna die is unusual.
It is like that's more like anxiety.
Yeah, yeah, you have you definitely have that too.
Oh, I have tripling anxiety.
We know you guys should do some boxing, it'd be good for you.
I thought about doing boxing, I thought about beating the shit out of somebody.
Well, I think what would be better for you is getting hit and realizing you're not made of glass, taking a few good shots to the body.
We can do it right now.
Hold on, just beat the shit out of us.
I have an embarrassing video to show you guys.
Yeah, on the Patreon.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Okay, where are you at?
Is it from what era is it from?
Huh?
Also, for the record, I'm not like dissing cutie at all.
Obviously, it would be no, he is.
Get him.
It would be rather in the comments, please.
It would be rather hypocritical of me.
Rather hypocritical of me to diss cutie on that first.
Go get him, you guys.
What I was going to say is that doctors do have a harder time figuring out that girls have autism.
This is part of the reason why men are diagnosed at a much higher rate than women.
Because we're ugly.
That's your Will's theory.
Of course.
But I think it's just like social conditioning and what the expectations are for women.
Imagine this situation.
Imagine this situation.
Go up to a stranger, right?
And it's me.
And you're like, hey, what are you doing?
And I do this.
You're going to be like, what the fuck is wrong with him?
Now imagine it's cutie, like an attractive person.
You go, hey, what are you doing?
You're like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
That's just a kitchen, cute girl.
Yeah, that's what I was trying to answer.
That's what I'm saying.
Like the social conditions.
Honestly, she kind of did it like kind of what I would think would be autism.
My point was, you're right.
Like her facial expression was doing it like because of the social conditions and the expectations we have of how women are supposed to behave in society.
There's a lot of stuff that like women do that you just assume is just you know they're being cute or shy or scared.
Yeah.
Look, I think autism is beautiful.
You people are really excited about your diagnosis, so Hassan.
The internet is so exciting.
Audience is autistic as shit.
They're so excited.
So they're like, everybody's celebrating the high scores, which is great.
Yeah.
It's wonderful.
Yeah.
Apparently, I do a bunch of stuff that I was oblivious to that is very autistic.
So when you, when we, I actually want to know this.
When we have conversations and you don't respond, are you aware that that is like, or are you like, are you aware that you're ignoring me or do you see a problem with it?
Why would I be purposely?
That would be mean.
I'm not like purposely ignoring you.
No, but like this makes so much sense.
You ignore me all the time.
No, but like it actually makes me feel like genuinely, if I can be genuine for a moment, it actually makes me feel better that like I know that you aren't trying to do this.
Wait, this entire time you thought I was like being a dick to you?
A lot of people.
A lot of people do.
A lot of people do.
No, like when I come over and we're just like sitting on the couch and nobody's talking and I'm just like, hello?
Or I say goodnight and you don't respond.
You know what?
I think it's cute.
I think it's cute.
I think it's just you.
And you know what?
I love you for who you are.
Yeah.
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That's crazy.
Support you for what you do.
That's crazy that my whole life, people have just been like, this guy's a fucking asshole.
Thank you.
Dude, you know what?
You're right.
Being hot helps.
It really does.
Yeah.
Women have been like, he's so mysterious.
I think meanwhile, in my mind, I'm thinking less if you weren't autistic because they just think you're mysterious.
Exactly.
Exactly.
That adds to it.
Yeah, I don't know.
I just, in my mind, I'm thinking politics.
I know.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Okay.
Well, on that note, we are going to reveal the truth of Austin's real autism diagnosis on the paywall.
That's right.
Go to patreon.com slash fear and we'll see you on the next year.
Merry Christmas.
There it goes, Mary.
Merry Christmas.
Let me be clear here.
The logic needs to be consistent.
I think you need to stop denying certain things.
I had, I've never, I used to socialize with elderly people, even as a young man.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God, my ribs.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
I had to piss so bad.
I have to pee.
He's running away.
You can't run away from the drone.
His response.
His response to meeting people is usually easy for me, I used to socialize with elderly people.