QT Cinderella and Alexander Loloverruled dissect the Blake Lively versus Justin Baldoni controversy, exposing a coordinated misogynistic smear campaign that exploited pre-existing biases to undermine her allegations of on-set misconduct. They analyze Baldoni's erratic behavior, including sending Lively to a weight-loss doctor for sinus issues, while contrasting mainstream media failures with alternative perspectives on victimhood. The discussion also touches on death threats from Taylor Swift fans, Mormon baptism doctrines for historical figures like Hitler, and the hosts' personal anecdotes before Loloverruled promotes his Substack, "LOL Over Rules," challenging traditional celebrity narratives. [Automatically generated summary]
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Death Threats and Awkward Intros00:07:17
You are anything but fine.
Anyway, I clearly saved that.
That was like Austin's not here.
So you're playing the role of both Austin and yourself.
Unimaginably traumatic childhood story passed off as like a normal happenstance and also blundering through it.
It's fantastic.
No, no.
I think I did a good job.
I have to clean my fingers like a cat and swallow before I start.
I don't do the intros.
Okay.
What's going on, everybody?
We're back with another banger episode of the Fear and Podcast, the greatest podcast in the world.
I'm Assam Piker, and joining me today in a limited cast is, of course, the wonderful, fantastic QT Cinderella.
And we have a very special guest today is what I would say if we actually got a special guest.
We were looking for Mia Khalifa.
Unfortunately, we couldn't get her on the podcast.
And instead, we have a not so special guest, Alexander Loloverruled, the people's defender, the public attorney, here to talk about a bunch of the cool stuff that we did this week as I tricked him out.
It's a little awkward because recently I sent you death threats.
It's true, but they just like go.
It's like a long.
There's so many death threats in my DMs that it goes.
You saw my Taylor Swift.
Yeah, I did.
Okay.
So you just, you should be more careful.
Number one.
Yeah, they made the round.
Number two.
Marsh, we pulled out.
Did we scare you?
Did we get you?
Oh, I got.
Oh, yeah.
I got scared.
They found my real, real address.
Like, not my mom's house.
They found like my house.
No, we are impressive.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Very.
I claim them.
I'm so afraid of white women.
I have said there's like no greater like the FBI is probably good, but a white woman with an ex that's doing something she wants to know about, better.
Why do you tweet so much?
I don't know, mental illness, maybe.
I thought you were going to quit tweeting.
Unemployed.
I am quitting tweeting in three days.
No more tweeting.
Okay.
New year, new me.
Okay.
Pop off.
Yeah.
Lol overruled has been staying with me for the week.
And I don't know how you two met.
Internet.
Really?
Grinder.
I think so.
Grinder.
That's awesome.
I was looking for an otter with a hungry ass.
Oh.
Who's not willing to quit?
That's what it said in his profile.
That's what it said in his profile.
Oh, sorry.
A ginger.
You're the best friend, Nicholas.
Do I look like an otter to you?
Oh, thank you for pulling this up.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
She can't hurt you anymore, Earth is the tweet.
And this is the image.
The reason why the tweet is spectacular is because I think Elon Musk wants to kill you.
Yeah, I think that's it.
Because I think like, it's my most liked tweet of all time.
How many likes was it?
Like a million likes.
Wow.
Yeah, it got like a crazy.
It got like a million likes.
And I think like the first 70 is like normal, right?
Because that's like a hit tweet.
That's a banger.
You have those, right?
But I think after that, someone goes, hmm, this is a piece of shit again.
All right, let's fucking turn it up a little bit.
That's really bad.
I think I got so, I actually got so many death threats.
You were also just like incredibly wrong.
She will continue hurting Earth.
How dare you assume she's done?
At least.
First of all, I own folklore on vinyl.
Okay.
It's not enough to save your ass.
I'm just saying it's true.
Name every song.
It's crazy.
Not crazy.
It's you, cutie.
Came in here and you're like, Have we met?
Uh, it was a birthday, and I was like, Oh, we went to this person's party, and then and then you just pull this out.
You know, the Taylor Swift tweet, I know the Taylor Swift.
Hello, you're talking to the president of the club.
What do you want?
Oh my god, I will talk to my people.
I'll see if they will withdraw the death threats.
But it just seems as though you've done too much.
I think you keep them.
Yeah, he needs to be rigged.
I was just goofing.
They came after me once, if that's helpful.
And I said, Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm one of you.
Yeah, I'm one of you.
It doesn't work.
So I don't care that you have folklore unless you've got a tattoo.
I don't.
That's what I thought.
I guess I got to do that.
You have plenty of tattoos.
Get your tweet tattooed on.
Yeah, you got fucking roses and shit tattooed on your body, but you can't get Taylor Swift.
There's real estate on there.
I got that at a nightclub when I was going through a mental health crisis.
That's awesome.
Why are you laughing?
I want to get a tram stamp because Chapel Rone has a tram stamp.
What kind does she have?
Can you pull that up?
It's cute.
Marsh, pull up.
Pull up Chapel Roll's tram stamp.
Pull up that.
Isn't it fun asking Marsh to pull something?
Can you come to my house and do this?
Marsh, pull up my pants, please.
Yeah, this is my favorite part because he's dyslexic.
So I just watch from here trying to watch him type.
Wait, is he that TikTok shows it?
I've watched a TikTok of it.
Sometimes I don't know if I am or am not sexually attracted to Chapel Rone.
She's got Aura.
She does.
And I like that she's kind of mean.
Maybe she doesn't have a tram stamp.
Maybe I made it up.
I don't think so.
Just let AI make one.
Did I make it up?
I think you're fantasizing about Chapel Roan having crazy.
That's what's stopping you.
Maybe I just want an excuse to get a tram stamp.
Look at that.
It's a princess.
Oh, shit.
Okay, first of all, I don't think me and Asana are allowed to look at this.
Yeah, you are.
She posted it.
Yo, she is.
Sheesh.
That's nice.
That's odd.
I mean, respectfully.
I also love the thing about Chapel is like, okay, gorgie photo, cute underwear, but it's all tangled and fucked up.
And she still poses.
Like, I just, she's like, put together enough.
And I admire that in my queen.
She was Gorgina.
Thank you.
That is the least weird way that I can be horny in that situation.
I respect that.
That's what you have to do.
If you ever...
You match my energy.
If you're ever in a situation like that where you just like find yourself attracted to something, just try to find the gayest way out of it.
Oh, okay.
You know what I mean?
Just like, oh, that is Gorgina.
Are you gay?
I'm bisexual.
Boom.
Not enough.
Just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
Which is not real.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bisexuality invisibility month.
How about that?
Enough time for you guys.
Yeah.
I erase myself.
Yeah.
Okay.
Speaking of bisexuality invisibility.
You ever just listen to liability and cry in the shower?
I just am crying a lot of the time.
Okay.
He does cry a lot, which I like jokingly rib on him for, but I think people are going to start getting mad at me for it.
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They're going to be like, why do you fucking clown on him?
They're already mad.
And it's always during very, I mean, it's like very emotional.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm sure.
I'm sure you've got it enough.
We do end up doing like a lot of good work when we're together.
And it's like very emotional, but because I'm so like, man up, pussy.
It's not you.
No, it's worse.
No, it's worse than that.
I start making fun of him.
That's not nice.
That's funny, though.
I point to him crying and I'm going, are you crying every time?
And, you know, it's not like I'm like full on sobbing sometimes.
Sometimes it's just like an emotional, I need a second.
And then he immediately calls it out.
Wow.
It's fucking crazy.
That's not nice.
No, it's not.
It's not.
I think it's because I have no way of processing those feelings.
So for me, but he's more autistic than me.
Yeah, but there's different scales.
Like, I'm very empathetic, but I'm a 128, you know?
Oh, shit.
I'm like the most autistic person.
Yeah, he is the most autistic.
What's your score?
130.
Yeah, there we go.
He just slammed into that mean right there.
There's nothing else.
There's no, there's no pulling back out of that one.
At least we're under the barrier.
But you're empathetic.
I think so.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're not.
Yeah.
He literally works with some of the most marginalized people for a living, and it's not much.
Oh, yeah, name 10 of them.
The living is not much.
No, like, do you know what a public defender is?
Uh, nope.
Okay, this is fantastic.
Okay, no, no, no.
Sound it out.
What do you think of public defenders?
Well, I know that maybe you get to have to go to court and defend people that like don't have attorneys.
Yes.
You nailed it.
Okay.
Do you sometimes have to defend bad people because they don't have attorneys?
Well, that's a complicated question.
What if someone drunk drove hidden baby?
Sure.
Is that bad, you think?
Yeah, I think that's beautiful eyelashes.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
I appreciate that.
So how do you defend that baby hitting drunk?
Everyone has a right to defend themselves in a court of law.
It's up to the state to prove beyond a reasonable doubt.
No, no, no.
Maybe that baby had a bad vibe.
Okay, that's fair.
That is fair.
That's why he's the people's lawyer.
Maybe that baby had a bad vibe.
No, I mean, the reality is the truth is.
Who put the baby in the road?
It's actually my favorite question about public defense work generally is like, oh, how do you defend someone who did some horrible thing?
And I've defended people who have been convicted previously of really, really heinous shit that I've like read, you know, in their rap sheet.
And I would gladly defend people, you know, defend poor people really in any context.
The issue is when someone does some really, really heinous shit, they're probably going to get convicted.
In most cases, they're going to get convicted anyway.
So what you're doing is you're just trying to mitigate the harm.
Like they're going to maybe go to jail, go to prison for 10 years instead of the rest of their lives.
Has there ever been a time where you saw a rap sheet and you knew you had to do your job, but part of you was like, God damn, I don't want to do this one.
No.
Really?
Never.
Wow, that's good.
And I've, I've defended people who did, I mean, like, you know, the worst shit you can think of.
I've defended those people.
A pig fucker.
But that's the worst thing you can think of.
Like, you, you skipped child and went to pig.
That's crazy.
I'm sorry.
Maybe the child had a good vibe.
Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding, just getting, kidding.
She could be a different.
She could be a public defender.
I'm just kidding.
Just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
You are so you're beat red right now.
That's amazing.
Well, it's because someone's going to clip it.
Like I said that, and then I'll be hated on, but guys, it's a joke.
Also, I can make that, I have the pass.
No, I don't fuck children.
I would like to make it very clear.
I do not fuck children.
Thank you.
However, an adult when I was a child, they didn't, but they did.
I'm fine.
I have therapy.
You are anything but fine.
Anyway, I clearly saved that.
That was like Austin's not here.
So you're playing the role of both Austin and yourself.
Unimaginably traumatic childhood story passed off as like a normal happenstance and also blundering through it.
It's fantastic.
No, no.
I think I did a good job.
You did.
You did an amazing job, unfortunately.
But you do believe that the worst of the worst deserve a little less.
Like, so you wouldn't believe in the death sentence.
Can I defend you?
Sure.
Okay.
My client believes, understandably, like many other Americans do, that the American criminal justice system is a ruthless machine that actually does not work at the behest of the public at all.
There is no focus on rehabilitation and only focus on cruelty.
The American criminal justice system is vindictive, malicious, inhumane, and harmful.
Therefore, any time from the any time that you can shave off from that cruel, torturous condition is still perfectly valid.
Yeah.
Wow.
And I think, you know, the truth is like everybody, it's people do bad things to other people.
Or if they ran over 10 babies.
That's, you know, what if they went on a manhunt of babies?
I don't know the exact number of babies.
Okay.
It is.
At some point, we'll find it.
So there's a number of babies where you'd be like, I'm done with this.
Okay.
We could figure out what that number is.
Get this man off the baby street.
Why are there so many babies on the street?
I don't know.
But if you, I mean, I don't know.
I'm sure.
It's a hard job.
I mean, I'm with you.
As much as I'm being an antagonist right now, I do believe that.
No, no, no.
It's a great question.
But I think the reality is that everybody has a story.
Everybody gets to a place.
You know, it's not like they're not born yesterday in terms of how their life was lived.
And traumatized people can hurt other people.
Hurt people hurt people.
That's why I'm mean to Hassan.
Yeah, and that makes sense.
And you should be.
Thank you.
My attorney said so.
Hell yeah.
No, he's my attorney.
There's a conflict of interest here.
You're my attorney.
What the hell?
I'm poorer than you.
So I need him.
What?
Not by a lot.
Are you kidding?
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Not by a lot.
That's crazy.
Not by a lot.
You can literally pull up like the numbers.
You got the Ludwig boost.
That's not.
That's not.
Oh, you want to bring up the Ludwig boost?
You saw what happened to him this month.
There's no boost there.
I know.
That's fuck.
Normally that would have worked, but this is one of those instances where it doesn't.
Anyway, thank you, attorney.
I appreciate it.
Yeah, no problem.
Happy to talk about.
Speaking of people who are less fortunate, we spent the whole day today, Alex, myself, and March, working with Water Drop Los Angeles, which is a community organizing initiative that brings much needed supplies to homeless people at Skid Row.
And part of that was because there's a lot of dehumanizing content surrounding homeless people out there from people who even like are seemingly nice to the homeless people, right?
Where they're just like go in there, put a fucking camera in people's faces and treat them like NPCs, basically, or, you know, throw money at them.
And it's just like, oh, pick it up.
That type of shit.
And on top of that, there's obviously a lot of dehumanizing rhetoric and dehumanizing sentiment in mainstream media in general.
And there's so much violence that homeless people withstand in a general, on a daily basis.
But then outside of that, I feel like the violence has ramped up really increasingly in the past couple of months, especially.
Homelessness, the homeless population has also increased by 18% this past year.
Now there's more than 700,000 homeless people living on the street going to sleep tonight.
In the United States of America, the wealthiest nation on earth, there are 700,000 plus people that are going to be sleeping outside.
So I wanted to, you know, work with the local community organizers, get people to also participate in that process.
And more importantly, also highlight the humanity of these people.
And I think we did a really good job with that overall.
And I'm very, I'm very thankful for Alex, all jokes aside, and thankful for March as well.
Not thankful for Cutie, who didn't show up.
I'm busy.
That's real.
I was, I'm busy, girl.
Yeah.
How do you feel about that?
You're real for that.
I feel fine.
I raised $80,000 for charity this morning.
That's true.
You did.
Sick.
No, biggie.
You did.
Also, I decided I'm going to do a 100-mile bike race.
Isn't that fun?
Okay, Connor.
Oh, my God.
You're trying to be like Connor so that Ludwig loves you more.
Oh, my God.
You recognize it?
That's your one true love.
I didn't mean to do that.
That's crazy.
I just thought it would help me get fit.
We have a friend.
His name is Connor Dog Voice Acting slash Connor Dog Virginia slash Connor Dog Veterans Affairs.
He lives in Japan.
He's a voice actor.
He's a Twitch streamer.
And he does these like massive charities for the IDF.
Not the baby murder IDF, but the good IDF, the Immunodeficiency Foundation.
Oh, shit.
That's a terrible acronym.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, it is unlucky.
That's crazy.
I think they should change it.
I think there's so much money to the IDF.
It's crazy.
But he does these like long bike rides across Japan and raises a lot of money.
And I think QT is stealing that idea so that Ludwig loves her more.
I just want to get skinny.
I don't know.
Fat phobic.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
I am.
Arrest me.
They're going to.
Yeah.
Oh.
Once this show is over, I'm reporting you to the authorities.
No.
The fat phobia police.
But I was just at the mall, which is the opposite of giving to homeless people.
Yeah.
Unfortunately.
I was just at the mall, and there were so many posters for GLP1s.
It was insane.
Oh, yeah.
It was like, it was like dystopian almost.
Wait, for what?
And those posters are fat phobic.
GLP1 Agonist.
It's a shit.
Okay.
We goovy or whatever.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That shit.
I mean, it's going mainstream, I guess.
Yeah, there's just posters.
There's just posters of like plus-size people with shooting themselves in the arm and saying, ask your doctor about blah, blah, blah.
And I'm just like, I don't think it's fat phobic.
I think it's good.
I think it's kooky beans a little bit.
I think it's how like in your face it is.
It's a well, first of all, any sort of pharmaceutical ad.
Yeah.
No, the use of the drug being like no, any sort of pharmaceutical ad is kookie beans.
You're right about that.
Yeah, that's the one thing I like about RFK.
He said he was going to get rid of like pharmaceutical advertising.
Where is he now?
And not the fact that probably he knows the truth about COVID, that it's a Chinese Jewish conspiracy.
I mean, I didn't say I like everything about him.
I said that's the thing.
No, I'm saying that's the thing I like about him.
He does wish he'd killed more babies.
Yes.
He did kill a lot of babies in Samoa.
Oh.
Yeah.
He like, I think he spread diseases like directly.
Intentionally?
Doing what?
What was it, Marsh?
Can you pull this up?
What a crazy thing to know about somebody.
Yeah, he killed like 81 people, I think.
Yeah.
Not to be confused with John.
I'm probably where I started.
He also pulled up a shirtless pig of him.
Really?
I just want to see it.
Yeah.
RFK Jr. falsely denied his connection to a deadly measles outbreak in Samoa.
A 2023 documentary about vaccine opposition.
Oh, okay.
You're scrolling for no reason.
He's trying to figure it out.
Let Marsh do his job.
Yeah.
He a 2023 documentary about vaccine opposition RFK Jr. was asked about the deadly measles outbreak that occurred in Samoa in 2019 and claimed the lives of 81 people 83 people.
I was right.
Mostly children.
Kennedy, leading anti-vaxxer who had visited the Pacific Island nation a few months before the outbreak replied, I'm aware that there was a measles outbreak.
I had nothing to do with people not vaccinating in Samoa.
I never told anybody not to vaccinate.
I didn't go there with any reason to do with that.
He did do that.
That's pretty good.
That's a pretty good Kennedy.
He played that role there.
So that's fun stuff.
That's cool.
I would just defend him.
No, he's rich.
He's rich.
He's rich.
I don't have to defend him.
You literally were excited at the prospect.
No.
I'm excited at the prospect of defending Luigi Mangioni.
I would defend him.
The people's princess.
The goat.
Do you think he could pull off a really nice tramp stamp?
Luigi?
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Totally.
We should all get matching ones.
Us?
Yeah.
Us three.
I'm down.
I know we just met, but it would mean a lot.
I would actually do it if you wanted to.
I'm not kidding.
He won't do it.
I would not do it.
No.
Well, if it's not all of us.
He won't do a suicide.
My first tattoo.
Yeah, of course not.
My first tattoo was not going to be a tram stamp, I don't think.
What's going on?
Oh, you don't have any?
No.
Oh, shit.
I have no tats.
Tat-free baby.
It's hot.
Oh, yeah, sure.
I do want to get some in Japan.
What?
You should get like a big-ass dragon on your favorite John Mayer has a guy that he's going to put me in contact with.
I don't.
That does like poke and steak.
When is John Mayer coming on the podcast?
I'll be normal.
Oh.
Oh, you're welcoming to this process.
I won't talk to him about Derek Swift.
I know you will.
I won't.
There's a.
That would be uncomfortable.
I would actually put money that you.
That would be uncomfortable.
I know how to read the room.
Are you sure?
128.
I think you, there is, I would put $100 that you do within the first six minutes.
There is no way you'd be holding it in.
You'd be white-knuckling through it like that.
I would hold it in because he'd be so uncomfortable if I brought it up.
That'd be so cringe of me.
I would subtly use lyrics in normal conversation, of course, but just kidding, just kidding, just kidding.
I wouldn't.
I would.
I wouldn't, but I would.
Yeah.
I just don't think he's actually your friend.
He's not.
He's not my friend at all.
Oh, great.
You should, I think you should think that he's.
Because you always say he's your friend.
Yeah, as a joke.
Like, I've hung out with him.
Then why, then why don't you do it?
No one actually thinks John Mayer is my friend.
Fucking name dropper.
Weird that he does that for attention.
No, I do it because it's funny because you get mad.
Well, how do you know his tattoo artist?
Okay, well, I know him enough.
Not to have him on the podcast.
Yeah, invite him on the pod.
No, I'm not going to.
Say you love Dead and Co.
Yeah, say that.
Be like, yo, Dead and Co rips.
Come on the pod.
I have watched Dead and Co.
I have like, I've seen, that's the one concert I think I've been to.
But that wasn't even because of John Mayer.
It was because my manager at the time was also Bob Weir's manager.
Sick.
Who's Bob Weir?
From Grateful Dead.
Oh.
The GOAT.
Another name dropper over there.
Him.
This is not name dropping.
I mean, he does it all the time.
None of us have dropped anything.
He's name dropping.
Yeah.
Just a name.
Yeah.
This guy I know.
What is happening right now?
Timothy Chalamay.
Yeah.
Why do you need Timothy Chalamay?
Oh my God.
It'd be so sick.
He would definitely come.
Let me DM him from your phone.
What?
Let me DM him.
No.
Why?
You're not care about him.
Yeah, you DM.
What are you going to say?
I can't.
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I've tried DMing Chapel Roan from my phone.
It didn't operate.
I also tried Chapel Roan by going through an appropriate avenue.
What appropriate avenue?
Let's just say that.
She said no.
No, she didn't say no, but I did go through her bestie, who is a fan.
But I also wasn't like pushy about it.
Wasn't like, I was like, hey, it's probably lame to even ask.
Yeah, I'm so stupid.
Yeah, that's literally what I did here.
Timothy Shalomy.
Instagram or Twitter?
Instagram, I feel like, is what Timothy gives Instagram vibes.
Okay.
So Timothy.
Yo, Timmy.
Timothy Shalamay.
I think we've looked him up before.
He was on your recent searches.
Oh, my God.
You're such a week.
Okay.
Bad news, he does not follow you.
Yeah, obviously.
How many people does he follow?
Oh, you've messaged him before.
What did I say?
You said loser alert.
In 2021, in 2021, you said mansion post fire emoji.
God, you're such a good one.
Manchin post?
I don't know what that word is.
Oh, Joe Manchin.
Oh, another name.
No.
You said Tim come on the broad.
Or no, I said that on March 1st.
Yeah.
And then, yeah.
Yeah.
Didn't he just do a street interview with Brittany Broski?
Yeah, but Brittany Broski's got dick.
She has dick?
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, she's named it.
Okay, what are you going to fucking conclude?
I'm going to say.
What does that mean?
Hello, Timothy, period.
I have already literally asked him to come on the show, by the way.
You asked him to come on your show.
Okay.
I have a podcast that I think you would enjoy and contribute to in a fun and positive way, period.
Would you be interested in joining us, question mark?
I have so many snacks and they are free, period.
He's going to think I'm a serial killer.
Did you send it?
Oh my God, you said that.
I mean, I don't care.
Oh, my God.
He's never going to fucking see it.
He's going to see it.
It'd be really funny if he saw it and was like, fuck you, dude.
I think the snacks is a good selling point.
Yeah.
I think that's.
He does have lots of snacks.
You haven't helped yourself.
I hope he blocks you.
Me too.
Oh, no.
His life will move on.
What will I do if Timothy Chalamet blocks me?
You'll be real sad.
He'll be real sad.
We will point and laugh.
Please don't block me, Timothy.
I need you.
Oh.
I need you to be on the show.
I need you to.
I mean, it would be sick.
It would be sick to have him on.
I think he's very cool.
I think he's cool.
I think he would like Will Neff.
Why not me?
Well, no personality.
Yeah.
Doesn't really know how to hold a conversation with someone.
That's not true.
In the ping pong way.
That's not true.
You're wrong.
Really?
I can hold a conversation with who.
Let's do it right now.
I don't want to.
Let's do it right now.
I don't want to talk to you.
Let's hold a conversation.
I think Taylor Swift is the greatest recording artist of all time.
What do you think?
Period.
Who can't hold a fucking conversation now?
End of conversation.
Weird starting point.
I found, I established something that we are mutually interested in, something that I know you agree with.
And I think I started the conversation pretty well.
Wouldn't it be better to start a contrarian?
Wouldn't it be better to start?
Wouldn't it be better to start with a question?
Who do you think is the greatest?
Who do you think is the greatest musical artist of all time?
All time.
That's really hard.
Really?
No, go ahead.
Who do you think?
I don't know.
Say, choose your words.
He's avoiding eye contact.
There's so many great people out there in the world of music with so much talent.
Yeah.
It's Taylor Swift.
Anyway, speaking of Taylor Swift, speaking of Taylor Swift, March, can you pull up Mao's birthday, China?
It was Mao Zedong's birthday recently.
This is something that people celebrate in China.
Why am I talking about this?
It's because we have a long-standing battle, me and Cutie Cinderella, where Cutie Cinderella throws shows together.
One of the shows was icons.
She wanted people to bring forth iconic celebrities of the past.
And Hassan never wants to talk about the New Jersey drone.
I said, oh, I would like to sing a song for Mao Zedong, Red Sun in the Sky.
Cutie Cinderella said, what is that?
I said, Mao Zedong.
He's like the George Washington, but not bad and didn't own slaves of China.
And Cutie was like, that's not iconic.
And I said to her something that...
Maybe I shouldn't be saying in your vicinity.
I said something like, well, Mao Zedong is infinitely more iconic than Taylor Swift.
His red book was in the hands of every revolutionary movement of the global south.
And everyone in China hails him as a champion and a hero.
Therefore, he is automatically more iconic than Taylor Swift.
I just wanted to show you the birthday celebrations of Mao Zedong just so you understand how iconic he is because I don't think Taylor Swift gets celebrated like this.
Okay.
We're watching a drone show?
Yes.
Okay.
Argument is rapidly falling apart.
That's it.
There was a lot of people there.
But like how many?
Billions.
There were billions of people.
Billions.
Where were billions of people housed?
In Beijing.
What do you mean?
There were billions of people housed in Beijing that were celebrating, and people that weren't in Beijing were celebrating in their hearts.
Okay, that's interesting.
Because I'm just going to just Google really quick.
How many people saw the Airs tour live?
Where they purchased a ticket and left their house.
Okay, there's a lot of repeat offenders on that one like yourself.
So just, you know, you got to shave off 25% of what's going on.
That was the first 10 million people across 21 countries.
Okay, that's Mao Zedong is infinitely more iconic than that.
I mean, I only saw one party in one country.
That's all I saw.
I just saw one.
Okay, that's fair.
He's dead.
I saw one party.
He's dead.
If he was alive right now, people would be fucking...
He could go on a tour and shut it down.
How many billions of people did you say again?
Like one, just one billion?
It sounded like one because let me tell you about one song that Taylor Swift has.
Taylor Swift has one song called Cardigan, and it has 1.2 billion listens, just the one song.
What do you think about that?
Alex, I know that you're currently under threat by Taylor Swift stands, but I would really want you to come to my aid here and talk about Mao Zedong being more iconic than Taylor Swift, please.
Okay, be honest.
What do you think?
What do I think about what?
Who do you think is more iconic, Taylor Swift or Mao Zedong?
It's such an interesting question.
Really, it is.
Just because someone knows a name doesn't mean they're iconic, right?
Like we all know Hitler.
Would you say Hitler is more iconic than Taylor Swift?
I can't believe you would compare Mao Zedong to Adolf Hedges.
I don't know anything about Mao Zedong.
I'm just saying names.
Exactly.
If there's one person that's closer to Adolf Hitler, it's the woman in his image.
Who is that?
What does that mean?
Taylor Swift looks like she would thrive in the 1800s without the racists, but with the racists as well.
In the Aryan.
So you're saying because she's Aryan race, she's Hitler?
You can't just say things like that.
I'm just saying that one would be, you know, infinitely more successful in Adolf's vision.
I don't know when Mao Zedong was alive.
I think in the 2000s.
Really?
We need to stop.
Okay, we got to move on from this conversation.
I do not think Taylor Swift is Adolf Hitler.
Please do not yell at me.
Hassan thinks Taylor Swift is Adolf Hitler.
Okay, he said it, not me.
I didn't say it.
Dox him again, please.
They already know where I live.
They sent me pictures of my apartment.
That's so funny.
Keep it up, Swift.
You're impressive.
You can't egg them on.
They're very impressive.
They're talented.
They are very scary.
I'm terrified.
No, no disrespect to Taylor Swift.
I think like being.
Did you see her birthday party that Travis planned for her?
It was very cute.
It wasn't a birthday.
It was an Aeros Tour rap party kind of combo with a birthday party.
It was kind of weird that it was combo.
Do you think Travis Kelsey like actually put thought and effort into it or do you think he hired someone?
I think he actually put thought and effort into it because if he hired someone, it would have been much better.
Oh, no.
Like it was a little cheesy.
Can you post it?
It was a little cheesy.
It was a little cheesy.
It was very, like, he did a good job, but if you would have hired him.
If you would have hired...
No.
You can get the CTE vibes off of it.
I think if you hired a real party planner, I'm sure Hint and his team did it.
But if you hired a party planner, it would have been way more classy.
Like it was just a little.
I need to see it.
It was a little party city, but that's fine.
That's fucking sick.
Yeah.
Taylor Swift, Aeros Tour rapidly, thrown by Travis.
He's hit up today.
He's pulled up zero things today.
It was kind of cute, though, because Travis.
Shoot him.
You know what the show?
I found it.
I found it.
There you go.
At the show, Taylor always gives away the 22 hat.
So Travis gave her the 22 hat.
It's kind of cute.
It's a cute moment.
So what is it?
Where is it?
It looks pretty basic.
That's what I said.
That's why I think it was him.
I think he did it himself.
I probably got an assistant to do it.
Well, with an assistant, but that's much different than just like hiring a...
See, there's him giving her the 22 hat.
There's them doing the willow dance.
There's all of her friends dressed in different eras.
Brittany Mahomes was there.
Boo.
Classically, people love her.
Boo.
But yeah.
It's cute.
Yeah.
That's beautiful.
Beautiful.
I love love.
Thank you.
I'm saying that too.
I'm very happy for celebration.
There was also a knockoff of a bigger Travis Kelsey movie that was made, like a lifetime movie.
What?
What?
Yeah.
Apparently it's like miserable.
Wait.
Wait.
I've got a good story.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
Sorry.
No, as you should.
Baptism of the Dead Tricks00:06:15
Just because I thought.
No, no, no.
It's totally unrelated to this.
It's actually kind of, it's insane.
Okay.
But it's about, it's about my personal life.
I don't know if that's interesting.
That's okay.
But so, oh, fuck.
This will probably all get cut.
Holy shit.
It won't.
We don't cut anything.
Okay.
Fuck away, little prince.
So I had this weird thing happen with this person that was like really into my brother.
Okay.
And was like part of our sort of like part of our family, but not.
They weren't, just to be clear, they weren't part of our family.
They were like a family friend.
My cousin was a friend.
Family friend.
And just because you've said the movie thing, so this reminded me of this.
Oh, my God.
Basically, long story short, she made a film that like got on Amazon Prime.
Okay.
And it was based on a story about like a fictitious love triangle between herself and my brother, my brother's ex.
Oh my god.
And the thing is, like, there are actors in the film that are like me and my brother, like stand-ins for me and my brother.
And I actually got clocked so bad.
It's like actually embarrassing.
What do you mean?
Just the scene is like, I'm like on my phone and like not paying attention and just like sort of disinterested.
Yeah, we could pull it up.
Oh my God.
It's on Amazon Prime.
But I don't want to put the title in the funny.
Oh, we don't.
We will look at it behind the paywall with a clock.
Yeah, we could do it on the Patreon.
Okay.
We'll do it behind the paywall at Patreon.com.
It's crazy that that happened.
Yeah, where is she now?
Uh, did you guys ever say anything?
So, my brother's name is Jesse.
Okay, shout out, Jesse.
Uh, she's in rabbinical school.
He is in rabbinical school.
He, she got married.
A rabbi?
Yes.
That's cool.
That's what they do there.
Well, I didn't know.
Yeah.
Why would I know that?
It's called rabbinical school.
I guessed my words, and I did a good job.
You did.
You killed me.
Cutie is Mormon.
Are you really?
I'm ex-Mormon.
Ex-Mormon.
Yeah.
She baptized.
She baptized Anne Frank.
No, I did not do that.
Wow.
Her people did.
Wow.
It's called Baptism of the Dead.
You can...
Wait, is that even allowed?
Yeah, we'll baptize you someday.
Did they just do it without telling people?
Yeah.
They baptized Adolf Hitler as well.
No, they fucking did it.
They did that.
They baptized Adolf Hitler and all of the Jews that died in the Holocaust.
Well, that's kind of nice, I guess.
For those.
I think it's the most.
I love this story about Mormonism.
It's my favorite story of all time because it just shows how nutty it is.
It is nutty.
Where they were just like, this will be fine.
I mean, if you smoke them, got them, you know, I guess.
They said my way or the highway.
But I guess it's like, I guess like, you know, six million, they beat his ass down there, kind of.
You know what I mean?
Oh, they think all the Jews are in hell.
No.
You get baptisms of the dead.
No matter what you do.
No, when I say down there, I mean like planets.
They don't.
Mormons don't go to hell.
Do they?
I thought you were talking about the six million Jews.
There's still hell.
No, there's still.
No.
No, they're not in hell.
What's going on?
Well, Hassan was saying that they weren't.
When I said down there, I meant before we got on.
He was a bad person.
He's going to start his own.
It was really weird.
He was just like, all six million of them down there.
No, very Christ killers.
That's what he said.
The original sin.
I do say a lot of anti-Semitic stuff, as you guys know.
That's why I never on camera, but always off.
Yeah, always off camera.
No, they go to planets, right?
Don't they?
Yeah.
What happens when they get baptized?
You're still hell.
You're still hell, but you're not going to be able to get it.
But when you get baptized, you're no longer in hell.
You're going to a planet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
As long as you've been baptized, then it's really, it's essentially in Mormonism.
It's hard to go to hell unless you have like met God and denied him face to face.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
Unless you're like the antichrist or like an angel has come down to you.
But that was the original Mormon version.
They buffed that out.
Yeah, they patched it.
That's good that they got rid of that.
That was the funny.
Yeah.
The only people that are automatically evil are those with a mark of Cain.
Yeah.
Those are the new people.
Which is black people.
Or the Lamanites.
Yeah.
Which is black people.
I don't remember.
And you become evil when you're, you know, when you, or you become black if you're evil.
I like the nation of Islam stuff better.
Oh, dude.
Yeah.
Well, it's not just better.
It's the truth.
Yakub, Dr. Yacoub.
Yeah, it's the truth.
It's so good.
You know about Dr. Yacoub?
March pull up David.
March, pull up Dr. Yacoub.
Dr. Yaqub is a brilliant mad scientist.
He has a very large head.
Unfortunately, in that very large head, there's a lot of ideas.
One of the worst ideas, i.e. his worst invention, is the invention of white people.
A white devil.
Yes.
There he is.
Oh.
Is his head actually that shape?
Yeah.
Yeah, because he's brilliant.
Okay.
Yeah.
According to nation of Islam's doctrine, Yaqub was a black Meccan scientist who lived 6,600 years ago and created the white race according to the story.
Following his discovery, the law of attraction and repulsion, he gathered followers and began the creation of the white race through a form of selective breeding referred to as grafting on the island of Palmos.
Yaqub died at the age of 150.
May his soul rest in peace.
But his followers continue the process.
Actually, no, he's a bad guy.
Sorry.
He burn in hell with Adolf Hitler.
Okay.
Not the Jewish people.
Whoa.
Okay.
Your words.
They're not.
Your words are terrifying again.
Okay.
Thank you.
Okay, according to the NLI, the white race was created with an evil nature and were destined to rule over black people for a period of 6,000 years through the practice of tricknology, which ended in 1914.
That's when technology ended or tricknology.
That's crazy.
It came back when I started skateboarding, though.
Doing tricks on that knowledge.
Oh, hell yeah.
Thank you.
It's really cool.
I like Nation of Islam because Turks play a formative role in the lore where they bring the white people and like Turks are supposed to be like the vanguard, the defenders that like actually entrap the white people in Anatolia.
Blake Lively Smear Campaign Drama00:10:55
Okay.
So Jesse, your brother, that's training to become a rabbi.
Yeah, a different religion.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, he's becoming, yeah, he's a Nation of Islam rabbi.
Okay.
No, he's just a regular Jewish kind.
Okay.
And yeah, he's a cool guy.
Yeah, but you were saying something.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, you, yeah, so this person made this film that was based on this.
Are they still friends?
No, not really.
Because things got increasingly weird.
Like, that was already really weird.
So she did it before telling him?
It was kind of like this is happening.
So interesting.
Yeah.
Was she in love with him or just using him as inspo?
I think the former, I mean, I think she was really into him for a long time.
She married this guy who was also named Jesse.
And then maybe I shouldn't spill this tea, but is he also in rabbinical school?
I don't know about him.
They already got separated.
Like your brother Jesse, who is way cooler than you?
He is way cooler than me.
It's very true.
Yeah.
He's much cooler.
Oh, he's not online.
It's okay.
Murat is cooler than him.
Well, that's why I was saying we're both we're both cursed with and blessed with much cooler brothers.
Yeah.
Exactly.
They're not online.
So they're cool.
Yeah, there's, they can, it's crazy that you can just make movies like that.
And people are.
Yeah.
It's really not a very good movie, I have to say.
Really?
It is funny to see the people she cast as me and my brother and to like see the photo of us together, which maybe we could show or something.
Yeah, that's interesting.
Yeah, if you want to pull, I mean, do you want to see it?
Yeah, we'll pull it up.
In the paywall, we'll take a look at it and we'll hide like, you know, the name and stuff.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, we have to, we have to eat our words on something.
I know what you're going to talk about.
Girly pop nation.
Yep.
We were wrong and we are misogynistic.
I don't think we have to eat our words though because like we were kind of on we were on Blake Lively's side originally and then we flipped over a little bit to Justin Baldoni.
But even then I feel like, am I misremembering?
I think we're flip-floppers.
I think we listen to the narrative on the internet.
I might be misremembering.
I think you are.
But when you presented this at first, we're like, oh, he's kind of like giving male feminism.
And it took a lot for us to be like, okay, maybe he's the right guy, but who knows?
I don't remember because I was just spewing the smear campaign.
I was the smear.
We were the smear.
They could have been paying me.
They weren't.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
I don't know that much about this whole situation.
The only thing that I recall was that I thought the weird part of it initially was the marketing campaign was kind of weird.
Like, I thought that was kind of the initial conversation.
It was weird regardless.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, but I mean, the sequence of events was first like, okay, everyone's doing PR separate.
That's kind of weird.
Sure.
What's going on?
Coleen Hoover, the person that hired Justin Baldoni to do the movie, unfollowed him and also like isn't being around him.
So like clearly he's a weirdo.
This is how we started it.
That is how we started.
We originally covered it like Justin Baldoni's a weirdo.
Yeah.
What the fuck happened?
And then all of this, like all these videos came out of Blake Lively being weird and like previous interviews, including that Norwegian woman who appears like a smear merchant.
Like she just kind of works alongside Daily Mail, kind of like she suspiciously always resurfaces old interviews.
That was fucked up.
But I mean, even, I mean, that's, this is the weird thing.
Yes, it was a very successful smear campaign.
The shit that Blake Lively did was still weird.
But like, I don't think even though a smear campaign was successful that they're like, I don't think Justin Baldoni is innocent whatsoever when before we did think he was innocent.
But I don't think, I don't think like, I don't think, you know, Blake Lively's innocent for saying, hey, guys, more florals to my movie about domestic abuse.
Yeah.
I think that was still cringe.
So that's the point I made as well, but it doesn't really matter.
And the reason why I made that point was to be like, listen, you don't have to be a perfect victim.
Okay.
That what we have found out since then is that Blake Lively had made some pretty serious claims.
Yeah.
Had made some pretty serious allegations against Justin Baldoni and the overall like, what is it, discomfort that he had created on set, specifically like adding a kissing scene where no such kissing scene had to take place.
Weird.
Making her do like full frontal nudity in one of the scenes where there was a studio exec there.
I believe that like the intimacy coordinators weren't there either in some of the instances.
Like this is a litany of like very serious and very valid.
Yeah, Justin Baldoni is a freak.
Very valid points that she made.
She also had like Justin Baldoni made his brother play the role of the OBGYN or something.
Really?
I didn't know that.
I didn't see that.
That was like really gross shit, right?
And we now know, and this is the piping hot part of the tea.
We now know all of this was a coordinated smear campaign because Justin Baldoni and the studio had hired a publicist.
I forget the name of the publicist.
However, that publicist also had other publicists working under her.
Two girlies from this other female publicist that Justin Baldoni had initially hired conspired against the publicist, the main publicist, to steal Justin Baldoni as a client.
So the main publicist actually started civil litigation against these two former employees.
In the court filings in Discovery, text messages were unearthed between her and like between the two publicists that had left Justin Baldoni or that had gone with Justin Baldoni, stole Justin Baldoni as a client.
And they were talking to Justin Baldoni.
They were talking about conspiring against the original publicist.
And some of the text messages also show that they themselves were familiar with some of the allegations that Blake Lively was making long before this stuff became mainstream media.
Like long before the stuff became known by Mainstream Press.
And they kind of even agreed with Blake and said that Justin was a little gross.
Yeah.
And that I think kind of reconfirms that on top of the fact that everyone on follow Justin Baldoni and that all of the cast members basically, including Sag Aftra, have come out and made statements defending Blake Lively against Justin Baldoni kind of makes the dynamic a little bit different.
Even though this supercharged misogynistic fuck Blake Lively campaign was relatively successful in massaging the public opinion against Blake Lively and maybe even in favor of Justin Baldoni.
It ended up now becoming a much larger problem for him.
And now there's also an additional it is crazy.
It's crazy though, because you would think that we're too smart to fall for that.
We're not.
I was on the band.
I was like, Blake Live, that bitch.
You know what I'm saying?
We hate it.
Yeah.
Like, it was, it's so crazy.
Yeah.
But then, I mean, literally, one of the things that he sent her, he like told her she was like sick.
She had like a sinus infection or something in Justin Melvin.
He was like, oh, go to my naturopath.
He'll give you like really great vitamins.
He's amazing.
She shows up and it's a weight loss doctor.
Oh, yeah.
And he's just like, just weird, petty, crazy, weird shit.
Yeah.
And that's crazy.
Freak micromanager shit.
Is this why people were talking about the intimacy coordinators?
Because I know people were talking about it in the context of with the anora thing was just like they didn't have an intimacy coordinator.
Yeah.
And then, but the actors were fine with it.
And there was like a discourse about it.
Yeah.
And I made the mistake of making a joke that I deleted.
Uh-oh.
You can't make a joke.
What is wrong with you?
I am sick.
I am sick in the head.
Anything I think, I just send out into the world because I'm a thoughtless person.
No, you're sick in the head because you have unlimited, maxed out misogyny.
Oh, yeah, true.
Not me, though.
Just kidding.
I am even more misogynistic than Alexander Lolo.
Why am I more misogynistic?
Because I basically cover the story in the exact same way that I just covered it now, summarizing it.
Okay.
And even making a mention that like Blake Lively's bad vibes overall, whether she had a plantation wedding or not, it doesn't really fucking matter because she's making some pretty serious allegations.
Yeah.
And they seem, you know, they seem correct.
So I think treating that with dignity and respect and also making an additional statement about how like we shouldn't automatically just demand that, you know, people are perfect victims is silly and wrong and unproductive and stupid.
But people clipped a parts where I was yelling at my chatters who were like, Blake Lively had her hand forced by Sony Studios to tell everyone to wear flower dresses of the domestic abuse movie.
Yeah.
I think that's the thing that's crazy is it all comes to like telling someone her flowers versus you know walking in on someone in their dressing room when they're breastfeeding their child.
These are very different things.
Like, and also like the argument of, yes, Blake Lively has been mean in interviews.
She has been bitchy.
But who hasn't?
I wouldn't ever.
That's my, that, I mean, that is my biggest thing is like when you really you could go through and clip almost any celebrity ever.
They've done enough interviews that you can go find them being bitchy, like every single one.
It was just crazy.
It is crazy how coordinated of an effort that this smear campaign was and that it was just like they did a fucking good job at smearing.
It was impressive.
They show up in a bagel shop.
It was, it was just crazy.
Who knew?
It is a very sophisticated campaign.
I think like, especially because of the way that the media works and the way that trends work, if you land on like pre-existing socio-political constructs like misogyny, like against a woman, it's perfect.
Yeah.
It's the most successful way to undermine a female victim.
It's existed throughout history, but like the internet has certainly helped aid and abet that.
Sophisticated Bagel Shop Smears00:04:26
And that was my underlying point.
And it still is my, you know, most significant analysis from this otherwise like celebrity-related drama.
Yeah.
The next time that the media is making a woman out to be a bitch and they're using the word bitch, we all need to slow down for a second and think, where is this coming?
I will not be doing that.
I will be continuing with my supercharger.
He'll be writing the headlines.
As long as you're consistent, I guess that's all that matters.
It's because I am a misogynist.
Okay.
Well, good.
I like that.
Yeah.
What did everyone get for Christmas?
Ooh.
I got a bunch of cool stuff.
Okay.
My grandmother gave me this like crazy necklace thing that you button up to your button-up, basically.
I don't know.
It's like some Turkic jewelry.
Okay.
So that was cool.
What else did I get?
I didn't really.
I don't think I really.
I gave a lot of gifts.
I don't.
I mean, I didn't really receive anything like crazy.
My brother gave me.
I got you a really cool Lego set.
So I noticed you didn't mention that.
You re-gifted the train Lego set.
And it was, well, it was.
I got a lot of gifts for my cousins, but I knew that Joy loves Harry Potter.
Okay.
So I gave it to her.
Okay.
And she freaked the fuck out.
So it was worth it.
Okay.
You're welcome then.
Yeah.
I also took your Concorde that you got.
It's not mine.
That's Austin's.
Yeah.
I took that and I gave that to Murat.
What did Murat say?
He fucking loved it.
I knew it.
Yeah.
I'm so good at giving gifts to other people.
Yeah.
So I stole Austin's gift.
I stole, well, I guess I re-I think Will's is still out there.
You could use that one.
I was going to do that as well, but I was like, that's a bit much.
I'm surprised Will didn't take his.
I thought he was.
A bit rich for my blood.
It's too much.
So I didn't, you know, Austin doesn't know.
Hopefully he will never find out.
I think he'll forget.
If we don't.
He will forget.
If we don't talk about it, he'll just forget.
Yes.
Unless people clip this and send it to him in the Discord.
Which they might do.
So please don't do that.
Let's see how long we can go.
Yeah, let's see how long.
Yeah.
I mean, I'll blame him.
He could have just taken it home.
We told him that he could have, but anyway, whatever.
He doesn't like Legos, but he's got lots of twinks that probably do.
Yeah.
Oh, hell yeah.
But he didn't take it with him.
Twinks love Legos.
That's what I said.
Marshall, where are we at?
What did you get for Christmas?
Hassan got me cologne and a choker necklace.
Okay.
That doesn't fit because I'm too thick.
Oh, I'm sorry.
So it was that was my way of telling you.
Like, cutting out my daddy's.
Get on that GLP agonist.
Yeah.
He's going to take you to the mall and slow down around the ads.
You see anything interesting?
Look at this.
This would be cool, right?
That's pretty much it.
I mean, to be honest, I wasn't.
I didn't do much for the holidays this year.
I mean, I came.
I fucking came out of here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's fair.
I bought myself depressing.
Why is it depressing?
No, it's not depressing.
It's fine.
Yeah, we've been tuning it out.
We didn't do gifts this year with my family.
Right.
We were all kind of like tired.
We don't need to do gifts.
Yeah, we're good.
I went crazy with the gifts.
I got my other cousin an electric bike.
Jeez.
Fucking loved it.
Okay.
I got AirPods, AirPod Max for my grandpa and my dad.
I got him some sunglasses as well because he stole my mom's sunglasses.
My mom wanted this like Rebecca Minkoff backpack.
I got the exact one.
She fucking freaked out.
It was dope.
Oh.
I really went crazy because I took a day off so I could like be a human.
Yeah.
And do like normal human civilian stuff.
And I did it.
I went and I shopped my freaking face off and I got all of my loved ones gifts.
That's beautiful.
That's amazing.
Except for my podcast goals.
Yeah, I've noticed that of all the people he's naming, which is crazy.
Post-Christmas.
Yeah.
The faux pas.
For sure.
Right.
I'll be so fucking cringe.
Yeah.
And I also did socialism with Lolo, where I bought a bunch of fans randomly.
Panini press.
Oh, I got a panini.
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That's right.
I got a picture of it.
Computers.
They sent me the, you know, stuff like that.
They sent you a panini.
I said, send me the picture of the panini you make, and they did.
That's awesome.
That's fucking sick.
He bit into it first, which is, I think, bad.
Spine.
Wow.
You're supposed to cut it.
Like, there's a...
You're supposed to not bite into a fucking animal and take the photo.
You don't have to panini press.
Yeah, you don't have a panini press.
They don't know the ethics of it.
No, you're supposed to.
They don't know the ethics of like taking a cool photo.
No, not everyone's an influencer like you.
Young peasy, you fucked up like an animal.
You bit into your food, and then you took a photo of the food that you bit into instead of making the panini press, cutting it in half, opening it up like this, putting it on a nice plate, and then my fingers bleeding.
And then Nosferatu.
Oh, yeah, hell yeah.
That's why I'm dressed like this.
You guys didn't even ask.
You just acted like this was fucking normal.
And now I'm just wearing it the whole fucking time.
Oh, I thought it was.
I thought you were kind of like a pirate guy.
I thought you were going to be like, what are you wearing?
And then you said you said fucking nothing.
I was going to wear it.
I was going to.
You couldn't even do the joke.
No, I was going to make a joke about how you're wearing that while talking about like the important work that you do as a public, as a defense attorney.
And I thought it was way funnier to just leave it hanging.
I thought you were like a Seinfeld fan.
No.
I wore it because of Nosferatu.
Oh.
I just brought it for that reason only.
Oh.
Okay.
Well, on that note, ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for tuning in.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
And watching us.
We're going to the Patreon now.
Alex.
Oh.
Patreon.
What do you want to plug for the people?
Where can people find you?
If you hit any babies.
Hell yeah.
Just my sub stack, honestly.
My sub stack is, it's LOL over rules.
What's a sub stack?
It's like a writing social.
It's a writ-wing.
It's a writing social media site.
So people go and write articles there and they can advertise it.
It's really cool.
And I started back in June of this year.
And it's been really good.
Like a half a million people have read my stuff in the last six months.
And it's hard to get people to read shit.
Yeah.
It's been great.
And I think, you know, ultimately, I kind of want to be a writer.
Like, that's sort of what I want to do.
And I feel pathetic because I've been coming out here now for a while.
And the first time I ever came out here, I'm like, yo, I'm going to, I have a book and like, I'm going to come here and plug my book.
Hell yeah.
But I have now, I'm in the middle of my second book that I'm writing because I'm trying to sell my first fucking book.
It's like a whole process to sell a fucking book.
But yeah, so my writing.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, I do it every, it's every week, every Sunday.
New original piece.
That's so funny.
He will be getting interviewed.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
I'm going to grill his ass.
Unlike these people who just give him puff pieces.
Yeah.
Tell him how fucking great he is.
Yeah, these lame interviews.
If you need to talk to someone, I've got things to say.
Oh, he's so cheap.
Lamestream media.
Lamestream media, like CNN, LA Times.
I was down a random rabbit hole the other day where I was like, I don't know how I got there.
I was like stalking an ex-friend, not an ex, but an ex-friend new boyfriend.
I don't know how I just ended up there.
I was just in that pipeline all of a sudden.
And her new boyfriend follows Hassan.
And I was like, what the hell?
Problematic.
Problematic.
She's probably dumb as hell.
Justin Baldoni.
Pretty solid.
Hassan and Justin Baldoni.
That's all they follow.
I think it's a pretty good rule of thumb.
You follow me.
I mean, listen, there are a lot of male-centric, male-focused content creators out there.
If you think I'm one of the worst, you need to get a lobotomy immediately.
There are like the average male-centered, male-centered content creator is literally a fucking flaming misogynist.
No.
Think about it.
Andrew Tate or me?
Joe Rogan or me.
Well, you're going to go on Joe Rogan's pod.
That's a big, that's the next one.
That's awesome.
It's going to happen for sure.
It's not going to happen.
But on that note, like I said, ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for tuning in.
We are going to get deep down and dirty behind the paywall at patreon.com slash fear and we're going to look at his embarrassing movie that Alex was featuring.