Fear& - The Fear& Christmas Special
Aired: 2024-12-23
Duration: 01:00:31


=== Nervous About Your Last Thought (08:03) ===

[00:00:00]  Or did you ever think about how you could just die in your sleep?
[00:00:02]  All the time.
[00:00:02]  And you're like, this could be my last thought.
[00:00:04]  How can you guys live like this?
[00:00:06]  It makes me like, I get nervous thinking about how neurotic you guys are.
[00:00:12]  What the f?
[00:00:14]  You need to have more fears.
[00:00:15]  You need to be afraid of more.
[00:00:16]  I literally.
[00:00:32]  Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear Anne podcast.
[00:00:38]  That's right.
[00:00:38]  A holiday special.
[00:00:40]  We're celebrating Christmas.
[00:00:42]  Did you finish your Pop-Tart?
[00:00:44]  I did.
[00:00:44]  Oh.
[00:00:45]  Yeah.
[00:00:45]  He's had one.
[00:00:46]  I didn't know if he was going to be able to do that.
[00:00:46]  Oh, you thought he was eating my Pop-Tart?
[00:00:49]  No.
[00:00:51]  We probably had our funniest episode ever.
[00:00:54]  Last episode.
[00:00:55]  Yes.
[00:00:55]  And I want to give a special shout out to Austin Show.
[00:00:59]  I'm the one that suffered.
[00:01:02]  Hear me out.
[00:01:02]  Hear me out.
[00:01:04]  Austin Show is such a pro that he let that bit go as long as it did, even though he bought you a gift.
[00:01:13]  Right.
[00:01:14]  Of course.
[00:01:15]  I did.
[00:01:16]  Like right now?
[00:01:17]  Give her the gift.
[00:01:18]  Oh, right now?
[00:01:19]  Yeah.
[00:01:20]  I did buy you a gift.
[00:01:21]  Yep.
[00:01:21]  Okay.
[00:01:22]  Wait, how did you get it?
[00:01:22]  I made it weird.
[00:01:23]  Marsh.
[00:01:24]  What?
[00:01:25]  Wait.
[00:01:26]  What?
[00:01:26]  What's going on?
[00:01:27]  Yeah.
[00:01:28]  Austin left it with Marsh last week.
[00:01:30]  He had it the whole time.
[00:01:31]  Why are you lying?
[00:01:32]  There you go.
[00:01:34]  Wait, Will, this is.
[00:01:35]  It's a present.
[00:01:36]  This is going to play really well.
[00:01:37]  Oh, my God.
[00:01:38]  I can't.
[00:01:39]  Give it to her.
[00:01:41]  Sir, I want to buy these shoes.
[00:01:44]  Wow, it's an eye.
[00:01:45]  Wait, hold on.
[00:01:46]  You know what?
[00:01:46]  Will push-up.
[00:01:48]  I got everybody gifts.
[00:01:50]  Did you?
[00:01:51]  Yes, I did.
[00:01:53]  Wait, Samuel.
[00:01:55]  Can I give everybody their gifts right now?
[00:01:57]  Why are we giving each other gifts right now?
[00:01:59]  It's Christmas.
[00:02:00]  Well, first of all, I want to start.
[00:02:01]  I'll do cutie.
[00:02:02]  I'll do cutie last.
[00:02:04]  No!
[00:02:05]  Hold on.
[00:02:06]  No.
[00:02:06]  I'll do cutie last, but I did get everybody a gift.
[00:02:09]  First thing, I'll go.
[00:02:10]  This is a nice bra.
[00:02:11]  First thing, I'll go with Marsh first.
[00:02:13]  Give me that.
[00:02:13]  Don't take it.
[00:02:14]  Marsh.
[00:02:14]  Oh, that's not Marsh's gift.
[00:02:17]  I'll go with Hassan first.
[00:02:18]  Hassan?
[00:02:19]  What do you get a man that has everything?
[00:02:23]  And I know what you love.
[00:02:25]  Bitcoin.
[00:02:25]  No.
[00:02:26]  Fuck to a coin.
[00:02:29]  When the clock strikes 10, getting a little bit of a munch.
[00:02:34]  Is anyone not mad that they didn't call it Hock Moola coin?
[00:02:37]  That's assorted chocolates.
[00:02:39]  Yeah, from a local spot.
[00:02:42]  See's candy.
[00:02:46]  There you go.
[00:02:46]  They have C's at the airport.
[00:02:48]  Will, I'd like you to.
[00:02:51]  Will, I got you a gift.
[00:02:55]  I got you a gift.
[00:02:56]  There you go.
[00:02:56]  Okay.
[00:02:57]  Why don't you open that one up?
[00:03:00]  Wow.
[00:03:00]  Austin Show.
[00:03:02]  Open that gift app, Will.
[00:03:04]  There's hella candy that's what you have.
[00:03:07]  Wow.
[00:03:08]  Audio listeners.
[00:03:09]  Oh, a fragrance.
[00:03:12]  He's got a fragrance.
[00:03:14]  My favorite.
[00:03:16]  Paco Roban makes a million, which is actually my favorite fragrance in the world.
[00:03:20]  Shit.
[00:03:20]  That I've told him many times.
[00:03:22]  And he got me a fragrance I've never tried before, which I'm more excited about.
[00:03:26]  Yes, it's, I like the, I like the no, eat your candy.
[00:03:38]  Oh, that does smell nice.
[00:03:40]  Paco Robon's kind of cheap.
[00:03:41]  Oh, okay.
[00:03:42]  No, help yourself.
[00:03:44]  Marsh, I got you something from a little boutique that I love.
[00:03:48]  Here, check it out.
[00:03:49]  Open up.
[00:03:50]  It's a cool little shirt.
[00:03:51]  Oh, it smells great.
[00:03:53]  Yeah, I got Marsh's shirt.
[00:03:56]  Wow!
[00:03:57]  Some mediums.
[00:03:58]  It's from a local boutique.
[00:03:59]  It's immediate.
[00:04:00]  Don't worry.
[00:04:01]  That's so much.
[00:04:02]  Yeah, like the sports small businesses.
[00:04:04]  I saw this and I was like, immediately, Marsh.
[00:04:08]  Now for the grand finale, I got.
[00:04:11]  He paid someone to do this.
[00:04:12]  No.
[00:04:13]  Okay.
[00:04:13]  No, he went in.
[00:04:14]  Oh, God.
[00:04:17]  I want to buy these shoes.
[00:04:20]  Cutie, I went to the mall and I stopped at a little local store named called Target.
[00:04:28]  No, I'm kidding.
[00:04:29]  It's the same thing.
[00:04:29]  I went to Victoria's Secrets.
[00:04:32]  Wow.
[00:04:32]  Oh, my God.
[00:04:33]  Wait, it's actually so close to the bottom.
[00:04:34]  I went to Victoria's Secret and I got you.
[00:04:38]  It looks scandalous.
[00:04:40]  I, ooh, they jingle.
[00:04:44]  Oh, my God.
[00:04:45]  It got me sexy on there.
[00:04:47]  Wow.
[00:04:48]  Okay.
[00:04:48]  Yeah.
[00:04:49]  Oh, my God.
[00:04:50]  And see-through.
[00:04:51]  And a pong.
[00:04:53]  Wow.
[00:04:54]  Merry Christmas.
[00:04:56]  Austin, I'm so proud of you.
[00:04:57]  I went and bought Victoria's Secret and I got it.
[00:05:00]  I was going to cover your ass.
[00:05:01]  I know, but I already did.
[00:05:03]  You got to do it on your own.
[00:05:04]  Yes.
[00:05:06]  And I got it.
[00:05:07]  Yeah.
[00:05:08]  You're welcome.
[00:05:08]  Merry Christmas, everybody.
[00:05:10]  Isn't that stocking cute as hell?
[00:05:12]  Oh, there's a lip gloss in there, too.
[00:05:14]  So I wanted to get everybody a gift.
[00:05:16]  I didn't pay anybody, but I did do it right before the podcast.
[00:05:19]  Oh, you went to the mall?
[00:05:20]  I did.
[00:05:20]  And I went shopping and I was like, what?
[00:05:23]  You know, I almost got Hassan's supplements.
[00:05:26]  I was like, what?
[00:05:27]  Steroids?
[00:05:28]  No, I was just like, what would he appreciate?
[00:05:30]  And I was like, you know what?
[00:05:31]  I think he'd appreciate like something for his health.
[00:05:34]  He's very health conscious.
[00:05:35]  This is why he got me candy.
[00:05:37]  Well, it kind of went the other direction.
[00:05:39]  I was like, those are delicious candies.
[00:05:40]  Yeah.
[00:05:40]  So anyway.
[00:05:41]  Merry Christmas.
[00:05:42]  Well, I brought presents too.
[00:05:47]  I did it.
[00:05:48]  Hassan, surely you brought presents as well because we all did.
[00:05:52]  I'm Muslim.
[00:05:54]  Oh.
[00:05:54]  I didn't know this was happening.
[00:05:56]  They don't give gifts in Muslim or in Islam.
[00:06:01]  Sorry.
[00:06:01]  In Islam.
[00:06:02]  I'm so sorry.
[00:06:04]  Everybody's favorite region.
[00:06:06]  Muslim.
[00:06:07]  No, we don't have that.
[00:06:09]  That was awesome.
[00:06:10]  For the record, I love everybody of every religion.
[00:06:13]  No, you did good this.
[00:06:15]  You did good this.
[00:06:16]  I love Islam.
[00:06:17]  Well, first, I brought, this is not Christmas, but I brought everybody the maple syrup from Canada.
[00:06:22]  Oh, delicious.
[00:06:23]  And the maple cookies for I got in case.
[00:06:25]  Oh, my gosh.
[00:06:26]  So do we just drink it?
[00:06:27]  Delicious.
[00:06:29]  Yes.
[00:06:30]  Can I take a little sim?
[00:06:31]  This is an eating-ass episode for me.
[00:06:34]  Is this what you're supposed to do?
[00:06:35]  Yeah, I mean, I would put it on pancakes.
[00:06:37]  Pancakes.
[00:06:37]  Oh.
[00:06:38]  Or like...
[00:06:39]  Is that your first time?
[00:06:40]  You could put it in your coffee.
[00:06:42]  Cutie, is this your first time?
[00:06:44]  I'm having maple syrup?
[00:06:45]  No, I've had it before, but like right now, what am I supposed to put on?
[00:06:48]  I want to try it.
[00:06:48]  You have to have to.
[00:06:49]  You can have a cookie.
[00:06:50]  Oh, okay.
[00:06:52]  Is this, hold on, cutie, is this below three ounces?
[00:06:55]  I don't know.
[00:06:56]  Yes, that's good.
[00:06:56]  Can I travel with it?
[00:06:57]  I think you'd be.
[00:07:00]  I think that should be fun.
[00:07:04]  Wow.
[00:07:10]  You know what?
[00:07:11]  Hold on.
[00:07:12]  Pro tip about the TSA.
[00:07:14]  I don't know if you should give people this tip.
[00:07:16]  Okay, feds don't come after me.
[00:07:19]  But pro tip about the TSA, you shouldn't do this.
[00:07:22]  But if you got something that's kind of within, I think it's actually 3.4 ounces.
[00:07:26]  It's kind of a little bit higher.
[00:07:28]  3.6, 3.7.
[00:07:30]  They might let it go.
[00:07:31]  I always get it through.
[00:07:33]  Wow.
[00:07:33]  You're white.
[00:07:34]  That's a very good point.
[00:07:36]  He's Lebanese.
[00:07:37]  That's true.
[00:07:39]  These cookies are so good.
[00:07:41]  I'm actually on board with Trump Invading Canada.
[00:07:43]  Oh.
[00:07:44]  Oh, all right.
[00:07:44]  These are really fucking good.
[00:07:46]  Okay.
[00:07:46]  I'm not going to get political with it, but I want to buy these shoes.
[00:07:50]  Okay, that's Marsha.
[00:07:52]  I'll do.
[00:07:53]  You did a good job with the underwear.
[00:07:54]  I do.
[00:07:55]  Yeah.
[00:07:56]  So you bought underwear to cover his ass and he went and bought underwear as well to also cover his underwear.
[00:08:01]  I just wanted to make him look like a hero.
[00:08:02]  Yeah.

=== Naughty List Double Suggestion (15:09) ===

[00:08:03]  This podcast is all about building each other.
[00:08:04]  That's right.
[00:08:05]  I got you this, Will.
[00:08:07]  I learned the wrong lessons from this podcast.
[00:08:10]  Dude, okay.
[00:08:11]  I'm going to say boxing is so hard.
[00:08:14]  I can barely lift my arm right now.
[00:08:16]  Yeah.
[00:08:19]  What?
[00:08:20]  What?
[00:08:22]  Oh, my God.
[00:08:24]  Oh, that's so sick.
[00:08:26]  Oh, my God.
[00:08:27]  Whoa.
[00:08:29]  It's literally the castle that I went to in Japan the last time I was there on my day alone.
[00:08:34]  Oh, my God.
[00:08:35]  That's awesome.
[00:08:39]  How did you know, Cutie Cinderella?
[00:08:40]  I just thought you would like it.
[00:08:42]  I do like it.
[00:08:43]  Did you know he went to that cashless?
[00:08:44]  I didn't know, but I just thought I know you like Japan and I know you like it.
[00:08:48]  And then it's a surprise to Marsh too, because Marsh, I got you the same one.
[00:08:51]  Yay!
[00:08:52]  Because I thought you would like it.
[00:08:53]  And then the last gift is Cutie Cinderella opens up a box and it's one ticket to Nippon.
[00:08:58]  Just comes with us.
[00:09:01]  Okay, this is his sauce.
[00:09:09]  Is it crazy that I'm so excited for the actual flight to Japan?
[00:09:13]  No, it's great.
[00:09:14]  I'm jealous of the airline you're flying.
[00:09:16]  I think it's great.
[00:09:18]  You guys did it already?
[00:09:19]  Singapore Air.
[00:09:20]  Wow.
[00:09:21]  Lego.
[00:09:23]  Oh, Harry Potter.
[00:09:24]  Lego train.
[00:09:26]  You like Harry Potter?
[00:09:27]  He likes tracks.
[00:09:29]  They only had the train.
[00:09:31]  That was the only train they had.
[00:09:32]  I was looking for trains too at the mall and I couldn't find anything.
[00:09:35]  I was like, we don't have to always buy me trains.
[00:09:38]  I feel like we're just kind of an easy.
[00:09:41]  It's crazy.
[00:09:42]  Hold on.
[00:09:42]  What could I do?
[00:09:43]  I think Austin is.
[00:09:45]  They're all Legos.
[00:09:46]  Oh, my God.
[00:09:47]  This is not an airplane.
[00:09:49]  I will staple my head to the carpet.
[00:09:52]  Oh, my God.
[00:09:52]  It's Star.
[00:09:53]  Oh, it's a train.
[00:09:54]  No.
[00:09:54]  No, it's not a Tc.
[00:09:56]  You know this airplane.
[00:09:57]  You told me about it.
[00:09:57]  That's a Concord.
[00:09:59]  Whoa.
[00:10:01]  Oh, my God.
[00:10:02]  You told me they discontinued.
[00:10:04]  They did discontinue it.
[00:10:06]  Oh, my gosh.
[00:10:07]  I was just talking to my brother about this.
[00:10:10]  Thank you, Super.
[00:10:11]  I didn't know if you'll like building it, but I think you have a friend.
[00:10:14]  I'll go on Task Ready.
[00:10:15]  No, your friend can do it.
[00:10:16]  You have a friend's son.
[00:10:17]  Yeah, that's true.
[00:10:18]  I'll go.
[00:10:18]  But either that or TaskRabbit.
[00:10:20]  Oh, my God.
[00:10:20]  And it's going to.
[00:10:21]  Oh, it's going to sit up in my window.
[00:10:23]  Twinks are going to love it.
[00:10:24]  Oh, yes.
[00:10:26]  That's so sweet.
[00:10:28]  You have like a dentist's office waiting room for Twinks.
[00:10:31]  I may have like a GameCube controller and like a.
[00:10:35]  I may have to ship this.
[00:10:37]  Oh, yeah.
[00:10:37]  Can I ship it?
[00:10:38]  Yeah.
[00:10:39]  You can ship it for me.
[00:10:40]  Or you just have to song build it.
[00:10:41]  And then once it's built, I need to ship.
[00:10:43]  The boxes are built like a shitbrick house.
[00:10:45]  If you just checked it, it would make it.
[00:10:48]  Oh, you think I could?
[00:10:48]  Can I just check it?
[00:10:49]  Okay, I'll bring it with me.
[00:10:50]  I'll check it.
[00:10:51]  He's not going to do it.
[00:10:53]  That Concord is mine.
[00:10:54]  I'm regifting it to Marat.
[00:10:55]  No.
[00:10:56]  No.
[00:10:57]  That's a good gift for Murat.
[00:10:58]  No.
[00:11:00]  They only had two left at Target.
[00:11:02]  I can't leave.
[00:11:03]  I can't leave anything here without him stealing it.
[00:11:07]  Speaking of which, I left some socks because I didn't have room in my check-in luggage.
[00:11:12]  Shut up.
[00:11:14]  I left some little socks.
[00:11:17]  Unironically, this man tried to say that he did not have room in his bags for a single pair of socks.
[00:11:25]  Which is the most audacious lie of 2024.
[00:11:29]  It's just because Austin has a track record of leaving stuff behind whenever I give him gifts.
[00:11:33]  So I was just like, I know his ass is not going to bring that with him.
[00:11:36]  It's mine.
[00:11:36]  The maple syrup is mine.
[00:11:39]  The maple syrup is mine.
[00:11:40]  The Concorde flight is mine.
[00:11:41]  It's not.
[00:11:42]  No, no, no.
[00:11:43]  It's your transit property.
[00:11:44]  It now belongs to Marat.
[00:11:46]  I need to ship this.
[00:11:47]  I love this gift and it's very precious to me.
[00:11:50]  So if you steal it, I will sue you.
[00:11:53]  Cutie Cinderella, thank you so much for these exercises.
[00:11:55]  Welcome, it was amazing.
[00:11:56]  That's my go-to solution for all men is Legos besides Ludwig because he hates Legos.
[00:12:01]  What?
[00:12:01]  I know.
[00:12:02]  Why is he hating?
[00:12:03]  Isn't that annoying?
[00:12:03]  He hates every good gift idea I ever come up with.
[00:12:08]  I know.
[00:12:08]  I was torn on getting you the Japan one or the train one, but then I went with the train one.
[00:12:12]  Are you sad?
[00:12:13]  I mean, I liked Japan.
[00:12:14]  Are you gonna build it?
[00:12:16]  No, okay, next year.
[00:12:17]  Next year, you're good.
[00:12:18]  I'm gonna make it on stream.
[00:12:20]  We'll see.
[00:12:20]  Okay, it'll take you so long.
[00:12:22]  I got an idea.
[00:12:23]  Yes.
[00:12:24]  Let's go around and say who would be on the naughty or nice list.
[00:12:29]  Okay.
[00:12:29]  You know what?
[00:12:30]  That's a bad idea.
[00:12:30]  No, I love it.
[00:12:32]  Oh, come on.
[00:12:32]  No.
[00:12:32]  Wait, are we just saying anybody or someone on this?
[00:12:35]  Like, I like that idea.
[00:12:36]  Go around and say naughty list until you run out.
[00:12:39]  Marsh, naughty list.
[00:12:41]  Yeah, naughty list.
[00:12:41]  No, easy.
[00:12:42]  He's a naughty list of all time.
[00:12:44]  He's a lifetime naughty list.
[00:12:47]  He's going to hell.
[00:12:48]  Okay.
[00:12:49]  What the fuck?
[00:12:52]  Nothing to do with the naughty or nice list.
[00:12:54]  He ultimately lists.
[00:12:55]  Yeah, that's the fucking.
[00:12:57]  Yeah, that's not.
[00:12:58]  That's crazy.
[00:12:59]  Hassan.
[00:13:01]  You know what?
[00:13:02]  I think he's on the nice list this year.
[00:13:03]  He did a lot of great things.
[00:13:04]  I also haven't done, I don't do anything.
[00:13:06]  That's the other thing.
[00:13:08]  He's boring.
[00:13:09]  He didn't.
[00:13:10]  He did a lot.
[00:13:10]  He raised a lot of money for charity.
[00:13:14]  And being nice is boring.
[00:13:15]  Yeah.
[00:13:16]  Will, I think Will's on the nice list too.
[00:13:19]  I'm a real toss-up this year.
[00:13:20]  Why?
[00:13:21]  Because I've done a lot of niceness for my family and friends, but he also has punched orphans.
[00:13:28]  Yeah.
[00:13:29]  That's a bad habit, dude.
[00:13:30]  You gotta, you gotta style that back.
[00:13:32]  No, I listen.
[00:13:32]  I got chat restricted in the league a few times.
[00:13:36]  Okay, I'm gonna.
[00:13:36]  I'll admit that I said some pretty hateful stuff.
[00:13:39]  Okay, Santa sees those things.
[00:13:42]  Yeah.
[00:13:42]  Santa knows that I said someone should die like a dog in the street.
[00:13:47]  Is that what you get chat restricted for?
[00:13:49]  Oh, I that and the F-slur.
[00:13:52]  Well, I didn't say that.
[00:13:53]  He lets them both fly.
[00:13:54]  I didn't say that.
[00:13:55]  Look, Will, if you let it fly to League game, I'll let it slide.
[00:13:57]  No, I didn't say that.
[00:13:59]  Will you give that to me for 10 years ago?
[00:14:03]  I think I wrote install, rope, delete chair.
[00:14:08]  Which was the one that that is literally the nerdiest way to tell someone to kill themselves.
[00:14:12]  Well, I mean, you gotta get creative.
[00:14:14]  You gotta get creative.
[00:14:15]  Otherwise, delete chair.
[00:14:18]  Yeah.
[00:14:20]  I like that.
[00:14:20]  You get down to their level when you're playing league.
[00:14:22]  Yeah, I'm trying to really hit him in the guts.
[00:14:25]  This guy's a lead hacksaur.
[00:14:26]  So I think Santa would not look aside from that, though.
[00:14:30]  Very nice.
[00:14:31]  Nice list.
[00:14:32]  Yeah.
[00:14:32]  Cutie?
[00:14:33]  What do you think?
[00:14:34]  I think I'm nice.
[00:14:37]  Enough.
[00:14:39]  I think I'm nice enough.
[00:14:40]  I think you're nice.
[00:14:41]  I feel like you're Mormon, so automatically naughty list.
[00:14:44]  Which is not.
[00:14:46]  What?
[00:14:46]  It's not a lot of people.
[00:14:47]  Honestly, Kitty, I think you'd be on the nice list this year, and you would get like the extra toy.
[00:14:55]  I mean, this is like your pony year.
[00:14:58]  Why?
[00:14:58]  Santa's worried about you.
[00:15:04]  Whatever you need, honey.
[00:15:07]  Santa's worried about you.
[00:15:08]  Okay.
[00:15:11]  Oh, man.
[00:15:11]  I think our mental is a little.
[00:15:14]  No, I'm okay.
[00:15:16]  I'll be fine.
[00:15:16]  They're gonna pick you up.
[00:15:18]  Thanks, Santa.
[00:15:19]  They're gonna pick you up on the Polar Express this year.
[00:15:21]  Imagine.
[00:15:22]  Should I wait outside?
[00:15:23]  You should.
[00:15:23]  Okay.
[00:15:24]  Sir, I want a body.
[00:15:25]  You know, actually, I had the biggest L. Ws and L's of the week.
[00:15:30]  Ws and L's.
[00:15:30]  One second.
[00:15:31]  Men.
[00:15:32]  Am I right?
[00:15:33]  Oh, Sam.
[00:15:35]  Santa.
[00:15:37]  I'm trying because last second I decided to stay here for the holidays instead of go home, which is kind of sad.
[00:15:42]  But I was like, okay, last second.
[00:15:44]  You want to spend it with us?
[00:15:47]  We're doing Christmas.
[00:15:48]  Oh, no.
[00:15:49]  I'm doing it with Ludwig.
[00:15:50]  I thought you were from Muslim.
[00:15:52]  No, I know, but we still do, we still do Christmas, which is like different.
[00:15:56]  You know what?
[00:15:57]  I'm gonna say something.
[00:15:58]  I'm gonna say something.
[00:15:59]  I fully believe in and endorse this: that all people should celebrate Christmas regardless of your faith.
[00:16:05]  That's part of the Christmas spirit.
[00:16:06]  Yeah, um, but and so last time I'm panicking because we don't have any Christmas decor, right?
[00:16:12]  So I go on and I'm like, you know what?
[00:16:13]  I'm gonna spoil myself.
[00:16:14]  I'm gonna buy nice stuff because I never buy nice stuff.
[00:16:16]  I always get it from Michael's 50% off and it falls apart the next year.
[00:16:19]  Right.
[00:16:19]  And I don't have anything.
[00:16:20]  So I'm on my phone and I'm hurrying.
[00:16:23]  It's like two in the morning.
[00:16:24]  And so I'm trying to get like next day shipping.
[00:16:26]  I'm picking out all this stuff.
[00:16:27]  Where do you get nice stuff from?
[00:16:29]  Ball, Pottery Barn.
[00:16:30]  Balsam Hill.
[00:16:32]  Yeah, which they actually supply to Pottery Barn.
[00:16:34]  Yeah.
[00:16:35]  It's really nice, fake trees and stuff like that.
[00:16:38]  Steer has open mouth.
[00:16:41]  So I'm on.
[00:16:42]  I'm trying to buy all this nice stuff and I'm trying to check out.
[00:16:44]  And Lud's like, Lud's like, babe, I want to make out.
[00:16:48]  And I was like, it's Christmas.
[00:16:50]  I have to do this.
[00:16:51]  Like, I can't like shut up.
[00:16:53]  And he's like, no, please.
[00:16:54]  And I was like, you're ruining Christmas.
[00:16:56]  Leave me alone.
[00:16:57]  And then he takes the phone and checks out to pay for it.
[00:16:59]  And he's like, done.
[00:17:00]  And I'm like, because it was like $3,000.
[00:17:03]  Insane.
[00:17:03]  Like, I wasn't done.
[00:17:04]  You know, I throw everything in the cart and then I go and delete.
[00:17:07]  So I wasn't done.
[00:17:07]  But there was a coupon for 25%.
[00:17:09]  He just smashed it.
[00:17:10]  He smashed it.
[00:17:10]  And I'm like, okay, whatever.
[00:17:12]  Because he was demanding sex.
[00:17:14]  He was doing mad and making out.
[00:17:15]  He was horned up.
[00:17:16]  Come on.
[00:17:16]  Let's make it out as the game.
[00:17:18]  What are you guys just like?
[00:17:19]  This is a Christian.
[00:17:19]  Did you just kiss and do nothing else?
[00:17:22]  Ludwig was there.
[00:17:23]  He was horned.
[00:17:24]  Yeah, dude.
[00:17:26]  Stop.
[00:17:26]  I hate that.
[00:17:29]  Women, please keep your going.
[00:17:32]  Yeah.
[00:17:33]  He didn't want to just kiss cutie.
[00:17:35]  What the fuck?
[00:17:36]  He did.
[00:17:36]  No one wants to just kiss.
[00:17:38]  I do.
[00:17:38]  Is Ludwig gay?
[00:17:40]  He's on the kiss.
[00:17:43]  Wait, he just you guys just kissed somebody?
[00:17:45]  Babe, babe, hurry up.
[00:17:47]  Won't hold ass.
[00:17:48]  You guys are being really bad at girl talk right now.
[00:17:51]  So then, I'm with you, girl.
[00:17:53]  The next day, the Christmas tree doesn't show up.
[00:17:56]  Oh, and then the next day, the Christmas tree doesn't show up.
[00:17:58]  And then the next day, no, I put Express and it's not showing up.
[00:18:02]  And so I call them.
[00:18:03]  Yeah.
[00:18:04]  And I'm like, guys, where's my Christmas tree?
[00:18:07]  And they were like, oh, it got canceled.
[00:18:10]  The card got declined.
[00:18:12]  Fucker.
[00:18:13]  No.
[00:18:14]  Are you kidding me?
[00:18:15]  He fucking put on a declined car.
[00:18:19]  He paid for kisses with a bad car.
[00:18:22]  Sorry.
[00:18:23]  So Christmas was ruined.
[00:18:25]  Oh my God.
[00:18:26]  Okay, well, wait, so you didn't just go order them again?
[00:18:29]  No, because I, so then I'm on the annotated.
[00:18:32]  It's all Christmas.
[00:18:32]  Fuck, you know what?
[00:18:33]  I'm on the phone with the guy and I was like, oh my God, why?
[00:18:36]  What?
[00:18:37]  And he was like, yeah, sorry.
[00:18:38]  And I was like, well, can I do it again?
[00:18:40]  Can I pay for overnight shipping?
[00:18:41]  He's like, we don't have that option anymore.
[00:18:42]  I was like, why?
[00:18:42]  And he's like, we're like really backed up.
[00:18:44]  And I was like, when would it get here?
[00:18:45]  And he's like, the 26th.
[00:18:47]  And I was like, can I suggest something?
[00:18:52]  We can go to a pottery barn.
[00:18:54]  Wait, I have a double suggestion.
[00:18:57]  We are already going to a pottery barn on Saturday.
[00:19:00]  By the time this podcast comes out, you probably have seen the IRL stream that we're going to be doing.
[00:19:06]  Yeah.
[00:19:07]  Yeah.
[00:19:07]  On Saturday, we are going to, I guess, Pottery Barn.
[00:19:11]  I didn't know I was going to ask you where we go.
[00:19:12]  Pottery Barn is going to be sold.
[00:19:14]  Okay.
[00:19:14]  So then I'm panicked.
[00:19:16]  Galen, my homie, runs to the store because she lives outside of the city and she finds me a bunch of ornaments and stuff like that and brought them to me.
[00:19:24]  Oh, I already decorated my house, but she said that pottery barn was sold out too.
[00:19:29]  Oh, so maybe pottery barn is a bad option, but I don't know.
[00:19:32]  I guess we'll just see.
[00:19:33]  My house has been decorated since November 10th.
[00:19:35]  Oh, okay.
[00:19:36]  You guys should decorate.
[00:19:37]  You should decorate early next year.
[00:19:38]  I would like to, but I was a little busy, Austin.
[00:19:41]  Some of us have jobs.
[00:19:42]  Oh, now I feel mean because I was going to come over and help you decorate for Christmas.
[00:19:47]  You're shaming me for being unemployed.
[00:19:49]  Well, I don't know because I like color on my trees.
[00:19:51]  I do too.
[00:19:52]  Oh, not just gray.
[00:19:54]  Okay.
[00:19:54]  Hold on.
[00:19:55]  I do have black bulbs.
[00:19:58]  Ornaments?
[00:19:59]  Really?
[00:20:00]  It's Christmas.
[00:20:02]  What do we want?
[00:20:03]  I don't know.
[00:20:04]  I didn't.
[00:20:05]  Okay, so this year.
[00:20:06]  You want to do BDSM?
[00:20:07]  No.
[00:20:08]  No.
[00:20:09]  So this year I decided my aunt.
[00:20:13]  I told her.
[00:20:14]  She wanted to do BDS.
[00:20:15]  BDSM?
[00:20:15]  No, no.
[00:20:16]  She's like, can I decorate for Christmas?
[00:20:17]  Yeah.
[00:20:18]  So you didn't even decorate for Christmas.
[00:20:19]  No, I gave her a blank check and I said, buy whatever you need and decorate for Christmas.
[00:20:24]  And she spent a weekend with my mom and my other aunt and they all decorated.
[00:20:29]  They all got stoned and decorated.
[00:20:30]  Wow, that's cute.
[00:20:31]  Yeah.
[00:20:32]  And I came home to a beautifully decorated house.
[00:20:34]  That's cute.
[00:20:34]  You want to hear something really cute?
[00:20:35]  Yes.
[00:20:36]  Is my mom, all growing up, we always had that ugly tree with like the multicolor light and like the homemade ornaments.
[00:20:41]  And it's just like cluster fuck, you know?
[00:20:43]  My mom, her whole life was like, someday I'm going to have a tree with all the same colors or someday I'm going to have a Disney themed tree.
[00:20:49]  That was like the thing my mom always talked about.
[00:20:51]  My mom's dead.
[00:20:53]  I didn't buy her the shoes.
[00:20:56]  And then the shoes didn't make it in time.
[00:21:02]  But serendipitously, without even thinking about it, and I had this realization this year, I now do an all-gold and silver tree.
[00:21:09]  So an all-like same color tree.
[00:21:10]  And my sister does a Disney tree.
[00:21:12]  Oh, that's cute.
[00:21:13]  Isn't that kind of sweet?
[00:21:14]  I had this moment where I was like, that's so cool.
[00:21:16]  That's so sweet.
[00:21:16]  Yeah, so we do what my mom never could do.
[00:21:19]  I was Christmas shopping today.
[00:21:20]  Really?
[00:21:21]  For my nieces.
[00:21:23]  You must be.
[00:21:23]  Are you going to travel with all that stuff?
[00:21:25]  Yeah.
[00:21:26]  Oh, that's fun.
[00:21:26]  Yeah, that's a lot of travel.
[00:21:27]  I'm not going to bring any clothes.
[00:21:29]  I'm just going to buy clothes in Michigan.
[00:21:31]  I love that.
[00:21:32]  I wish I could not live.
[00:21:34]  Because if I show up in Michigan with my clothes, they're not warm enough.
[00:21:38]  Secondly, what do I want to be dressed like?
[00:21:41]  You got the Isamiyakis on?
[00:21:42]  Yeah, they're going to think I'm like a hairdresser.
[00:21:44]  You know what I mean?
[00:21:45]  They're going to think that I'm Austin Show and Victoria See.
[00:21:48]  They're going to think I have the gay.
[00:21:50]  Oh, my God.
[00:21:51]  Speaking of which, what happened to Will?
[00:21:53]  He got real gay this year.
[00:21:54]  It was, I was in Victoria's Secret shopping for Cutie's panties and bra.
[00:21:59]  And I was like, I was so embarrassed.
[00:22:02]  Wait, why?
[00:22:02]  Because I was like, I don't want them to think that I'm buying women something for a girl.
[00:22:06]  Really?
[00:22:07]  I had a blast.
[00:22:08]  That's crazy.
[00:22:08]  I had so much fun.
[00:22:09]  I don't know.
[00:22:10]  I just don't.
[00:22:10]  I just like it.
[00:22:12]  I was buying like sexy.
[00:22:13]  I want them to think I'm straight.
[00:22:14]  Did you pick it out yourself?
[00:22:15]  I did.
[00:22:15]  I did.
[00:22:16]  I was, I was buying.
[00:22:17]  You were embarrassed that they were going to think that you're straight.
[00:22:19]  Like it's sexy.
[00:22:20]  Like, you don't want them to think you were doing sex with a woman?
[00:22:22]  Yes.
[00:22:23]  Well, no.
[00:22:24]  You were, are you, are you straight phobic?
[00:22:27]  No, I went the fuck.
[00:22:29]  No, I was picking out and I was like, okay, because it was very.
[00:22:31]  Are these for your girlfriend?
[00:22:32]  No!
[00:22:34]  I'm gay!
[00:22:35]  Suck and fuck!
[00:22:37]  No, no, but thank you!
[00:22:39]  Hear me out.
[00:22:39]  It's because like it's a long and elaborate bit.
[00:22:44]  No, so I didn't, because what specifically what I was buying is like a thong and very you're uncomfortable saying the word thong.
[00:22:53]  Austin, you literally talk about dogging dudes out, okay?
[00:22:58]  With no problem whatsoever.
[00:23:00]  And you're over here like a nun talking about, ooh, a thong.
[00:23:03]  Well, I mean, a thong and a bra.
[00:23:05]  I just was very, like, the most normal shit.
[00:23:07]  Like, they were looking at me like I was some pig.
[00:23:09]  Well, I, you know, I'll tell you my experience.

=== Straight Phobic Heart Flutter (03:13) ===

[00:23:12]  I had so much fun.
[00:23:13]  Okay.
[00:23:13]  I went in, I grabbed a person.
[00:23:15]  I was like, I'm shopping for someone who's a little modest, but we want to go big.
[00:23:20]  And then she was pulling things from me.
[00:23:21]  They were like, after that straight guy, that creepy straight guy left, the gay guy's finally here.
[00:23:28]  That is actually so funny.
[00:23:31]  Were you at the beverage?
[00:23:33]  Yeah.
[00:23:33]  That was where I was.
[00:23:33]  I probably thought you were a panicked straight guy, and they probably thought I was a raging homosexual.
[00:23:38]  Yeah, they were like, oh, thank God that sweaty, straight guy.
[00:23:41]  Like, he was so creepy.
[00:23:43]  Well, yeah.
[00:23:43]  I mean, maybe they did think I was gay because if they registered, they were like, do you have a phone number with us?
[00:23:47]  Yeah.
[00:23:48]  And I was like, no.
[00:23:49]  Maybe they thought I was gay.
[00:23:51]  Wait, they just asked that.
[00:23:52]  You know what?
[00:23:53]  General.
[00:23:53]  Why would gay men be shopping at Victoria's Secret?
[00:23:56]  Yeah.
[00:23:57]  You're having a hard time.
[00:23:59]  I think I'm homophobic.
[00:24:00]  I think you're straight phobic.
[00:24:01]  I just had a homophobic and straight phobic moment.
[00:24:03]  I'm tired.
[00:24:04]  I didn't sleep last night.
[00:24:05]  For what?
[00:24:06]  You don't do anything.
[00:24:07]  I was anxious.
[00:24:08]  Okay.
[00:24:09]  We have anxiety.
[00:24:10]  Okay.
[00:24:11]  We have anxiety.
[00:24:12]  Why are you looking at me like I have shit on YouTube?
[00:24:14]  Yeah.
[00:24:15]  Yeah.
[00:24:17]  Okay.
[00:24:18]  The person that I was sleeping with last night was they were just up late, and I cannot go to sleep when I know somebody's going to come into the room.
[00:24:29]  Right.
[00:24:30]  What?
[00:24:31]  Are you guys like that at all?
[00:24:32]  No.
[00:24:33]  No.
[00:24:33]  No, no.
[00:24:34]  The idea of being disturbed keeps me awake.
[00:24:37]  I do, though, have this.
[00:24:38]  You can ask her, I'm really weird fight reflex when someone wakes me up.
[00:24:43]  I'll just pop up and immediately be like, blah, blah, blah.
[00:24:46]  Damn it.
[00:24:46]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:24:47]  That'd be terrifying.
[00:24:48]  We shared a room together.
[00:24:49]  That never happened.
[00:24:50]  Thank God.
[00:24:51]  But you know what I'm saying?
[00:24:52]  Because you also.
[00:24:53]  I get weird sleep anxiety too.
[00:24:54]  If you can't, if you have to wake up early, you can't sleep.
[00:24:56]  Or do you ever think about how you could just die in your sleep?
[00:24:59]  All the time.
[00:24:59]  And you're like, this could be my last thought.
[00:25:01]  How can you guys live like this?
[00:25:03]  It makes me like I get nervous thinking about how neurotic you guys are.
[00:25:08]  What the fuck?
[00:25:10]  You need to have more fear.
[00:25:12]  You need to be afraid of more than I literally sleep like a fucking log.
[00:25:17]  You don't have a healthy relationship.
[00:25:18]  No, this is the worst advice.
[00:25:20]  It's weird.
[00:25:21]  I will literally, I'll be like, okay, time to go to sleep.
[00:25:24]  I close my eyes and I'm done.
[00:25:26]  I'm sorry.
[00:25:27]  You need to be more careful.
[00:25:28]  He needs to be more careful.
[00:25:29]  Yeah.
[00:25:31]  What?
[00:25:31]  Well, Cutie and I are thinking about all possibilities.
[00:25:34]  Yes, we lock the doors.
[00:25:35]  We turn the alarms on.
[00:25:36]  We're looking at our cameras.
[00:25:37]  You need to be more cognizant of that.
[00:25:42]  That is no way to live.
[00:25:43]  Also, I'm very like OCD about everything.
[00:25:45]  That is everything.
[00:25:46]  There's no way.
[00:25:47]  I will stand by this.
[00:25:48]  That is no way to live.
[00:25:49]  I think people say I'm a little too aloof, but honestly, I would much rather be in this headspace than that.
[00:25:56]  Because I literally, I turn my, I close my eyes and I'm out.
[00:26:00]  Don't knock until you tried it.
[00:26:02]  Yeah, we're safe.
[00:26:02]  I'm out.
[00:26:03]  Until I have to piss.
[00:26:04]  Wait till doomsday come.
[00:26:06]  You'll be fucked.
[00:26:06]  Yeah, you know nothing about the drone.
[00:26:08]  Oh, really?
[00:26:09]  You think you're going to do better?
[00:26:11]  The person who is normally calm in every circumstance is going to do worse than the person who's already panicking when there's no doomsday.
[00:26:18]  We all have, I have my own EKG machine.
[00:26:21]  You will not be able to operate it.
[00:26:23]  Hold on.
[00:26:24]  So does he.
[00:26:25]  We got it from Target.

=== Drones Testing Nuclear Fears (06:17) ===

[00:26:26]  He sent me the link.
[00:26:27]  Why do you have an EKG?
[00:26:29]  You never know.
[00:26:30]  You never know when you need it.
[00:26:31]  Your heart's feeling a little fluttery.
[00:26:32]  Need to check it.
[00:26:34]  It'll tell you if there's any abnormalities.
[00:26:36]  So you have an EKG.
[00:26:38]  You have a pulse oxygen.
[00:26:39]  For the potential rapture.
[00:26:42]  Yeah.
[00:26:42]  When you need a doctor, hello here.
[00:26:44]  EKG.
[00:26:47]  Also, pulse options.
[00:26:48]  You don't think you'd have bigger problems during a doomsday?
[00:26:51]  Well, no, this is just in general.
[00:26:52]  I'm just saying I have.
[00:26:53]  How often do you use it?
[00:26:55]  You've never oximeter.
[00:26:56]  I use almost every other day.
[00:26:58]  What's an oximeter?
[00:26:59]  It's what they put on your finger at the hospital.
[00:27:01]  Check your oxygen and heart rate.
[00:27:03]  That's why I have this ring.
[00:27:04]  Yep.
[00:27:04]  It's my oxygen heart rate.
[00:27:06]  Wow.
[00:27:06]  Okay.
[00:27:07]  Oh, I should get one of those.
[00:27:08]  Yeah.
[00:27:11]  One of the cool things about being in the hospital, which I don't, of course, is that I had an statement.
[00:27:21]  Well, I like, I know now.
[00:27:24]  You shouldn't go to the hospital, but if you end up doing it, they test you for everything.
[00:27:27]  So like, you're just like, oh my God, I got a clear pill of health.
[00:27:30]  Yeah.
[00:27:30]  Okay.
[00:27:31]  Anyway, you brought up something interesting that I wanted to talk about today.
[00:27:34]  The drones.
[00:27:35]  Drones.
[00:27:36]  Yeah.
[00:27:36]  Hassan's not covering them.
[00:27:37]  Okay.
[00:27:38]  He's been avoiding them.
[00:27:39]  Can I say something?
[00:27:40]  I have covered it.
[00:27:41]  Not enough.
[00:27:41]  Can I say something about these fucking drones?
[00:27:43]  Yeah.
[00:27:43]  And I feel like I'm the only person.
[00:27:46]  I don't, I'm not worried about it at all because like you could buy one of these things at fucking best.
[00:27:52]  They're big though.
[00:27:53]  Oh.
[00:27:54]  It doesn't matter.
[00:27:54]  Yeah, they're minivan.
[00:27:56]  Some of them are reportedly minivan sized.
[00:27:58]  We still have yet to see a single one that is like a minivan sized drone.
[00:28:01]  The problem is they sometimes they come in swarms.
[00:28:04]  Like there's like two or three at a time.
[00:28:07]  It's in the tri-state area.
[00:28:08]  It started off in New Jersey.
[00:28:11]  My they're in California now.
[00:28:13]  Austin went from being concerned to being very fucking concerned.
[00:28:19]  So has the government commented on this?
[00:28:22]  They've said, don't worry about it and get this.
[00:28:24]  Apparently the drones can detect nuclear stuff or whatever.
[00:28:28]  And they were made after 9-11 to see other places' nuclear power or something.
[00:28:33]  And so anyway, the theory is that they're all over America now because they think a terrorist has brought in a nuclear weapon into America.
[00:28:39]  No fucking way.
[00:28:39]  And they're trying to like hide it.
[00:28:41]  Oh, no, Where, where is it?
[00:28:43]  They can also detect it.
[00:28:44]  I don't know.
[00:28:48]  There's no need for that.
[00:28:49]  I'm proud.
[00:28:53]  I'm loud and proud about it.
[00:28:54]  Okay, do you want to know what I think is going on?
[00:28:57]  No, because you're part of the team covering it up.
[00:28:59]  Yeah, you're paying.
[00:29:00]  We're all convinced.
[00:29:01]  He's paid by Jeffrey Bezos.
[00:29:03]  Yeah, that's right.
[00:29:04]  Yeah.
[00:29:05]  Well, Jeffrey Bezos might have something to do with the drones.
[00:29:08]  Amazon is actually testing out drone delivery.
[00:29:10]  So is Walmart.
[00:29:11]  But there's a lot of deliver death.
[00:29:15]  Okay, so there's a lot of, there are a lot of drones, okay?
[00:29:18]  Drones are at the forefront of warfare.
[00:29:20]  Drones are also at the forefront of like new logistic supply lines.
[00:29:25]  So there's a lot of testing going on with drones.
[00:29:28]  Some of it is, you know, defense contractors that are contracted out.
[00:29:33]  Others are most likely companies like Android that have less ethical, more like Silicon Valley style forms of testing.
[00:29:41]  So there's most likely a lot of drones that are operational that these companies are testing.
[00:29:48]  And once people saw the drones, and because they are basically operating with the mindset of a medieval peasant, they literally now think everything is a drone that's out to get them.
[00:30:00]  And when they look up at the sky, they're like, oh my God, I see shining lights up there.
[00:30:05]  What is that?
[00:30:05]  That must be a drone.
[00:30:07]  Probably an alien.
[00:30:08]  Nope.
[00:30:08]  Turns out, former governor of Maryland Larry Hogan, it's not.
[00:30:12]  It's just constellations.
[00:30:14]  You're looking at stars.
[00:30:16]  Or Representative Andy Kimmock, New Jersey is looking at commercial planes that are flying above.
[00:30:22]  That's such crazy.
[00:30:23]  Because this area between, and you can speak on this, the area between, you know, EWR, JFK is one of the most densely slammed air traffic areas on the planet.
[00:30:34]  You have Newark, you have LaGuardia, you have JFK.
[00:30:38]  And you got all those drones.
[00:30:39]  You got Teterboro.
[00:30:40]  You got Teterboro.
[00:30:41]  Yeah.
[00:30:42]  Yeah, you know what the damage is?
[00:30:44]  People from Staten Island apparently are fucking beaming lasers at the planes now because they think they're drones.
[00:30:49]  Oh, Jesus.
[00:30:49]  So now you're committing a federal crime.
[00:30:52]  Well, I mean, let's not come after the people of Staten Island.
[00:30:55]  They feel like they're defending their homestead here against invaders.
[00:30:59]  Now, for those of you that are flying, I want to let you know that you're safe.
[00:31:03]  I don't.
[00:31:04]  I think those drones are going to get you.
[00:31:05]  No, I think if you're pulling it.
[00:31:06]  Anyway, I'm going to bed now.
[00:31:12]  Do you know she hasn't done a podcast since that?
[00:31:15]  Yeah, she killed herself.
[00:31:18]  What?
[00:31:19]  Go on the TikTok conspiracies now.
[00:31:21]  Wait, I saw that on Twitter.
[00:31:22]  I was looking to my friend.
[00:31:25]  Alex Lomonach who tweeted that.
[00:31:28]  So are we going to talk about that?
[00:31:29]  That went viral.
[00:31:30]  People are so stupid.
[00:31:34]  Yeah, Haktua girl.
[00:31:36]  She did a rug pull.
[00:31:37]  Yeah.
[00:31:38]  Everybody lost their money in her talk.
[00:31:41]  I lost it.
[00:31:41]  I got something embarrassing to admit.
[00:31:43]  You bought some?
[00:31:44]  You went in big.
[00:31:45]  All of our podcast funds were put on.
[00:31:50]  I told you to go in super cool ape token, not have to.
[00:31:54]  I misunderstood what you were saying, and I thought I panicked and I panicked bought everything.
[00:31:59]  We no longer have any revenue.
[00:32:00]  We can't go to Japan.
[00:32:01]  So instead, we are going.
[00:32:03]  We are now announcing Fearancoin.
[00:32:06]  No, we're going to stat.
[00:32:09]  We're going to hunt down those drones.
[00:32:11]  Guys, we're going to hunt him down.
[00:32:13]  I have been harassing Hassan for the past week.
[00:32:15]  I just go into his chat and I say something profane about how he's not covering the drones and then I leave.
[00:32:19]  But sometimes I literally impressed Hassan not covering the drones.
[00:32:23]  It's funny because this is the only time QD has ever been in my chat and it makes me so excited to see her name in the chat.
[00:32:29]  And then she just leaves.
[00:32:31]  Like she just comes in and says drones now and then fucks off because I'm literally in the process of talking on the drones.
[00:32:37]  Sometimes you're talking about murder and I said boo murder.
[00:32:40]  Time to talk about the drones.
[00:32:41]  Does he respond to you?

=== Flaccid Penis Grow Imprint (04:44) ===

[00:32:43]  No.
[00:32:43]  No, he never does.
[00:32:44]  You don't either.
[00:32:45]  No.
[00:32:45]  And then the one time he's talking about the drones, guess what, guys?
[00:32:47]  He's in the bathroom.
[00:32:49]  Isn't that a little weird?
[00:32:50]  That's weird.
[00:32:51]  I think he is a drone.
[00:32:53]  Drones.
[00:32:53]  That's a good one.
[00:32:55]  I don't want to talk about him.
[00:32:58]  Another thing I'd like to talk about today is Justin Timberlake.
[00:33:02]  Yeah, what was that?
[00:33:03]  Small wiener.
[00:33:05]  Well, hold on.
[00:33:06]  Sorry.
[00:33:07]  Way to bury the freaking, whatever they call that fucking thing.
[00:33:10]  Bury the lead.
[00:33:11]  No, bury the lead is you don't talk about the story.
[00:33:13]  That was just spoilers.
[00:33:15]  Yeah.
[00:33:16]  Way to spoil.
[00:33:17]  So I don't know if we have a video of it.
[00:33:18]  I don't know if we should watch it.
[00:33:19]  It was Wiener.
[00:33:20]  So there was a, at one of his concert, he wears a harness and the harness was really tight around his crotch area.
[00:33:29]  And you could see very clearly the imprint of his wiener.
[00:33:34]  I didn't know that.
[00:33:34]  I just thought that I saw it was like trending Justin Himberlake wardrobe.
[00:33:38]  And so there it is right here.
[00:33:39]  We could get a pause on it.
[00:33:40]  Is this appropriate to watch?
[00:33:42]  You're not Girly Pop Nation.
[00:33:43]  That's why you weren't tuned into the Justin.
[00:33:46]  So there it is.
[00:33:47]  Okay.
[00:33:47]  But you know what?
[00:33:49]  So this is, hold on, pause.
[00:33:52]  I'm going to stop here.
[00:33:53]  And I'm going to say this.
[00:33:54]  I don't know what I'm looking at.
[00:33:55]  I don't think it looks.
[00:33:56]  I can't see anything.
[00:33:57]  I have been, I've been a vocal advocate for the rights of penises for quite some time.
[00:34:02]  What kind of penis?
[00:34:03]  Well, all penises.
[00:34:05]  But here's the deal.
[00:34:06]  Every time somebody's flaccid penis gets shown or an imprint of such, everybody acts on the internet like they've never seen a flaccid penis.
[00:34:16]  Okay.
[00:34:17]  Flaccid penises.
[00:34:18]  This is a PSA.
[00:34:19]  Okay.
[00:34:20]  Flaccid penises are small and unimpressive a lot of the time.
[00:34:25]  Okay.
[00:34:26]  And also, just because a flaccid penis is small and unimpressive doesn't mean it can't grow to great lengths.
[00:34:32]  Okay.
[00:34:33]  I've seen penises grow.
[00:34:34]  You see that.
[00:34:35]  You sound like you're talking from experience.
[00:34:37]  He's probably seen penises grow.
[00:34:39]  I've seen a lot of penises grow.
[00:34:42]  Yes.
[00:34:42]  And look, and me personally, I've got a great penis.
[00:34:46]  Yeah.
[00:34:47]  I've got a great penis.
[00:34:48]  I'm so sorry.
[00:34:49]  Up to its full potential.
[00:34:50]  And flaccid.
[00:34:51]  Flaccid is huge.
[00:34:53]  Six inches half.
[00:34:54]  No, no, no, no.
[00:34:57]  It casts a shadow.
[00:34:58]  This is why the onsen frustrates me.
[00:35:00]  It makes his knees weak.
[00:35:01]  Look, who is having sex with a flaccid penis?
[00:35:05]  Nobody.
[00:35:06]  Exactly.
[00:35:06]  It doesn't matter.
[00:35:07]  Unless they've done a lot of cocaine.
[00:35:10]  So my point is.
[00:35:11]  Marsh knows what I'm talking about.
[00:35:12]  My point is, it very much frustrates me.
[00:35:15]  People out there, when they see, you cannot tell the size of a penis by looking at the imprint of shorts.
[00:35:22]  You cannot.
[00:35:23]  And just because somebody's got a big imprint doesn't mean they have a big penis.
[00:35:28]  That could be it.
[00:35:29]  That could be all there is.
[00:35:31]  If Justin wasn't gay, he would be a school shooter.
[00:35:34]  What?
[00:35:35]  This is literally like, this is the type of shit that people write about in incel forums.
[00:35:39]  What?
[00:35:40]  About men with small penises.
[00:35:42]  I just think everyone, you can be a grower and not a shower.
[00:35:45]  Thank you, Cutie.
[00:35:46]  Yeah.
[00:35:46]  And by the way, I will put on the record the size of my penis right now.
[00:35:50]  6.7.7 inches.
[00:35:54]  Slightly to the right.
[00:35:55]  Left.
[00:35:55]  Left.
[00:35:55]  Thank you.
[00:35:56]  I went left.
[00:35:56]  Actually, maybe it's the right.
[00:35:57]  I haven't looked at it in a while.
[00:35:58]  It's crazy how you guys know about it.
[00:36:00]  And it's a little thinner than you would like, but it's not bad.
[00:36:04]  It's literally like.
[00:36:05]  You were on my show so much that that's what you remember.
[00:36:08]  I used to say at all.
[00:36:08]  I used to do it all the time.
[00:36:10]  It's like an episode of Kirby's Enthusiasm where you're like, the internet's coming after this guy for his penis.
[00:36:16]  They are.
[00:36:17]  And anybody's penis could be like that.
[00:36:19]  I mean, it could be someone sitting at the table right now.
[00:36:22]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:36:23]  I think porn has ruined our perception of penises.
[00:36:27]  Thank you for fighting the good fight, man.
[00:36:29]  You're a freedom fighter.
[00:36:30]  Well, you know what?
[00:36:30]  It's easy for you guys to say because both of you have beautiful flaccid penises.
[00:36:41]  They do it right to me.
[00:36:42]  They really do.
[00:36:43]  Why are you looking for support from cutie?
[00:36:46]  Come on, come on, right?
[00:36:47]  You're not good at it.
[00:36:48]  No, she was on my side.
[00:36:49]  Yes.
[00:36:50]  Thank you.
[00:36:50]  I'm on your side, too.
[00:36:51]  That's all I'll say about that.
[00:36:53]  Does anybody else want to comment?
[00:36:55]  You know what?
[00:36:55]  At boarding school, I saw so much cock that I'm like desensitized.
[00:36:59]  Yeah.
[00:36:59]  Okay.
[00:37:00]  So you'll be fine to see mine.
[00:37:02]  Of course.
[00:37:02]  Okay.
[00:37:04]  Okay.
[00:37:04]  Can I say something?
[00:37:05]  Well, I don't want to bring this up.
[00:37:07]  I'm going to say something.
[00:37:08]  In the off chance, your penis is a little smaller than you advertised.
[00:37:13]  We're not going to treat you any different.
[00:37:14]  Oh, no.
[00:37:15]  Hey, hold on.
[00:37:16]  I love you just little buddy.
[00:37:17]  No, no, no.
[00:37:18]  You would never treat me.
[00:37:19]  You're going to be excited about me.
[00:37:20]  No, you said 6.7.
[00:37:21]  Yeah, we got it.
[00:37:23]  I'm going to lay down.
[00:37:24]  I'm going to lay down.
[00:37:25]  You want me to get hard in front of you?
[00:37:27]  Yes.

=== Grace Malley Drama Recap (15:52) ===

[00:37:28]  No.
[00:37:28]  Well, now I can.
[00:37:29]  Well, that's the only way that we can measure.
[00:37:33]  You know what?
[00:37:35]  Penises can be like an inch big and then they get big.
[00:37:38]  You don't have a micro penis.
[00:37:39]  Oh, I see.
[00:37:39]  No, they could be an inch big and then it's like, how big like this?
[00:37:44]  I don't even know.
[00:37:45]  Flaccid?
[00:37:46]  No, it's much bigger than that.
[00:37:48]  Oh my God.
[00:37:48]  It's at least three to four inches flaccid.
[00:37:52]  Then you got a big fat cock, buddy.
[00:37:54]  No.
[00:37:54]  Like that?
[00:37:55]  I don't know.
[00:37:56]  It depends on how much blood.
[00:37:57]  Through a four inches flaccid is crazy.
[00:38:00]  I don't know.
[00:38:00]  I have to read it.
[00:38:01]  Three inches is later.
[00:38:04]  It's like from there to I don't know.
[00:38:06]  You know, it depends.
[00:38:07]  It can get cold sometimes.
[00:38:09]  You're healthy.
[00:38:09]  In the onset.
[00:38:10]  You know what?
[00:38:11]  Look, I've had no complaints about my penis.
[00:38:13]  In fact, a lot of great reviews.
[00:38:14]  You don't be surprised if people got complaints about their penis.
[00:38:17]  Some people do.
[00:38:19]  Really?
[00:38:20]  Yeah, I do.
[00:38:21]  Way too huge.
[00:38:23]  Ow, you're tearing me in half.
[00:38:29]  Ow, you're tearing me.
[00:38:34]  I'm not.
[00:38:35]  I'm so sorry.
[00:38:36]  Let's talk about something other than penises.
[00:38:38]  It was funny.
[00:38:38]  Let's back.
[00:38:39]  Back it up.
[00:38:40]  Good one.
[00:38:41]  Bag it up.
[00:38:42]  Let's talk about something that cutie wants to talk about.
[00:38:44]  Yeah, let's talk about girly pop nation.
[00:38:45]  Girly pop nation.
[00:38:46]  What's up?
[00:38:47]  Have you guys seen the drama?
[00:38:49]  Oh, okay.
[00:38:50]  You're smooth.
[00:38:51]  Between plan, unplanned brie or planned brie.
[00:38:55]  Sorry, planned Brie, Brianna Chicken Fry, and Grace O'Malley.
[00:38:59]  No.
[00:39:00]  Who's Grace O'Malley?
[00:39:02]  They're on the podcast, Plan Brie.
[00:39:05]  Oh, wait, that's your comment.
[00:39:06]  I think I know.
[00:39:07]  I think I know the drama.
[00:39:08]  The drama is that Brianna Chicken Fry doesn't like that Grace O'Malley is outshining her.
[00:39:15]  That is a summation that some people are contextualizing based off their interactions.
[00:39:20]  Why do you turn into like a fucking librarian when you.
[00:39:25]  Oh, I'm sorry.
[00:39:25]  Are you not literally dropped?
[00:39:27]  Are you not peers?
[00:39:28]  You dropped four Thesaurus.
[00:39:30]  Am I not a political content?
[00:39:31]  You dropped fourth thesaurus synonyms.
[00:39:33]  She wants to be friends with the girlies in the space.
[00:39:36]  Oh.
[00:39:36]  In what space?
[00:39:37]  Podcasting space.
[00:39:39]  Oh, yeah.
[00:39:40]  We have Tara Yumi on.
[00:39:41]  Yeah.
[00:39:42]  Tora Yummy.
[00:39:44]  Tara Yami.
[00:39:45]  Oh my god.
[00:39:46]  Guys, we have to bleach that out.
[00:39:47]  He's from Muslim.
[00:39:49]  They pronounce it differently.
[00:39:50]  Yeah.
[00:39:51]  She's also from Muslim.
[00:39:52]  She's from Muslim?
[00:39:53]  Yeah, she's Iranian.
[00:39:55]  It's going to be a thing now.
[00:39:58]  I mean, I don't know.
[00:39:59]  I don't think she's being Lebanese.
[00:40:01]  Am I also from Muslim?
[00:40:03]  Well, I'm, I'm from, my family was Christian.
[00:40:05]  Anyway, go on.
[00:40:07]  I could, I'll be from Muslim.
[00:40:09]  There's nothing wrong.
[00:40:09]  I'm not trying to fight it.
[00:40:11]  I'm not trying to fight it.
[00:40:12]  Oh, man.
[00:40:13]  I love who.
[00:40:14]  I'm so glad that we don't have any like hardliner Lebanese fans.
[00:40:18]  We get so mad at you.
[00:40:19]  We do.
[00:40:20]  They were upset that I said that I was Syrian.
[00:40:22]  Yeah.
[00:40:23]  I got very upset, which I'm not.
[00:40:25]  I'm Lebanese.
[00:40:26]  Anyway, sorry.
[00:40:27]  Go ahead.
[00:40:27]  Girly Pop Nation.
[00:40:28]  Girly Pop Nation.
[00:40:30]  So a few months ago, you saw the you might have not so Brianna Chicken Fry.
[00:40:34]  That's her name.
[00:40:35]  Yes.
[00:40:36]  Which is crazy.
[00:40:36]  Wait, her last name is Chicken Fry.
[00:40:38]  No, I think it's like some Italian shit, but no, I think it's Chicken Fry.
[00:40:42]  Okay.
[00:40:43]  I'm going to take that to the bank.
[00:40:44]  Yeah, no, that's the DMV.
[00:40:46]  At the DMV, that's what she says.
[00:40:48]  Yeah, I think so.
[00:40:49]  Anyway, it's Brianna Chicken Fry.
[00:40:51]  And Grace O'Malley have the podcast together.
[00:40:54]  Brianna Chicken Fry is dating Zach Brian.
[00:40:58]  Okay.
[00:40:59]  Was.
[00:40:59]  Was the country singer?
[00:41:01]  Very famous country singer.
[00:41:02]  Yeah, and he was abusive.
[00:41:04]  And he sucks.
[00:41:04]  Yeah, we went through that drama.
[00:41:06]  Yeah, abusive sucks.
[00:41:07]  Awful.
[00:41:07]  So the whole world is like, oh, because apparently Bri has like wishy-washy.
[00:41:12]  Like sometimes people hate her, sometimes people like her, so blah, blah, blah.
[00:41:14]  But everyone sees that and they're like, oh my God, my summer child, like, come here.
[00:41:19]  Like, let me embrace it.
[00:41:20]  Hug from the world.
[00:41:21]  But then all of a sudden, she comes out.
[00:41:24]  She goes on a podcast and she starts talking shit on Grace O'Malley.
[00:41:30]  Can I see Grace O'Malley?
[00:41:30]  Can you pull her up?
[00:41:32]  Oh, she's a redhead.
[00:41:33]  Yes.
[00:41:34]  Very funny.
[00:41:35]  She's hilarious.
[00:41:36]  Very funny.
[00:41:37]  That's why she doesn't like girls.
[00:41:39]  Let's get Grace O'Malley on.
[00:41:41]  I would love to have Grace O'Malley on.
[00:41:43]  She's big vibes.
[00:41:45]  So then, so Brianna goes on a podcast and she's like, she's like talking shit.
[00:41:50]  And she's like, yeah, Grace never supported me.
[00:41:52]  Like, she would never post me on Instagram and like say she supported me during the Zach Brian stuff.
[00:41:58]  And Grace is like, clearly, I'm your best friend.
[00:42:00]  Like, clearly, people know I support you.
[00:42:01]  I'm still hanging out with you.
[00:42:02]  Like, we're doing the fucking podcast.
[00:42:03]  Like, why do you need me to post an Instagram story?
[00:42:05]  Yeah.
[00:42:05]  And be like, Brianna's so brave.
[00:42:07]  Like, that's it.
[00:42:08]  Did you figure it out like that?
[00:42:09]  Yeah.
[00:42:09]  So that's Grace's opinion.
[00:42:10]  It's like, why do you care?
[00:42:12]  But then, you know, Brianna's like, no, you should be posting me.
[00:42:15]  You never.
[00:42:15]  And then Brianna goes on this podcast and she's like, I gave fucking Grace her entire career.
[00:42:20]  Like, I gave her every crumb.
[00:42:22]  Like, I, why are you making that face?
[00:42:24]  It's gross.
[00:42:25]  Oh, you said it like that.
[00:42:26]  You said it like you knew.
[00:42:29]  Remember 10 seconds ago and you're like, oh, I know this stuff.
[00:42:32]  No, no, I know some of it.
[00:42:33]  I didn't know the full extent of her.
[00:42:34]  That's crazy.
[00:42:35]  Yeah.
[00:42:36]  So she goes on this.
[00:42:36]  She's like, she's like, she slept on my sofa.
[00:42:38]  I got her her job, the podcast, all this stuff.
[00:42:41]  And Grace is just like silent.
[00:42:42]  And then finally, Grace posts on her Instagram story.
[00:42:45]  She's like, I'm down.
[00:42:46]  I'm going to break my silence.
[00:42:48]  Like, I like, I don't, I'm leaving the podcast.
[00:42:52]  Podcast is over.
[00:42:53]  Like, so yes, the podcast is like officially over.
[00:42:55]  They're done.
[00:42:56]  And then, and then like the CEOs poacher.
[00:43:01]  Oh my God.
[00:43:02]  And we should make a podcast.
[00:43:03]  No, let's go cutie.
[00:43:04]  She can fly.
[00:43:06]  Stop doing it.
[00:43:07]  We're not supposed to agree to that when I say that.
[00:43:10]  We just had another chair in this room.
[00:43:13]  Yeah, we need more.
[00:43:14]  We need more ginger.
[00:43:15]  If I'm the off chance, Grace sees this.
[00:43:18]  We'll figure out where to put you.
[00:43:20]  We got a lot of room in this house.
[00:43:22]  She left Barstool.
[00:43:23]  So because on that podcast that Bri is talking all this shit on is like the CEO of Barstool.
[00:43:30]  Oh.
[00:43:31]  Who she's on, like, she's, we're from Barstool.
[00:43:33]  Presidente.
[00:43:34]  Yeah.
[00:43:34]  And so, and so, like, Grace leaves Barstool.
[00:43:37]  And then she.
[00:43:38]  So Dave Porkboy didn't say anything.
[00:43:40]  I got, he was just shit talking.
[00:43:42]  Like, oh, yeah, that's right.
[00:43:43]  You're right, keep talking.
[00:43:45]  Yeah, he talks shit.
[00:43:46]  And then, Grace.
[00:43:47]  Which one?
[00:43:48]  About Grace with Brie.
[00:43:49]  Oh, my gosh.
[00:43:50]  Yeah.
[00:43:51]  And then it was posted today.
[00:43:53]  Grace O'Malley posted that she joined a different group.
[00:43:58]  Yeah.
[00:44:00]  Lost out.
[00:44:02]  No, we still got time.
[00:44:04]  No, she's starting her own podcast, I think.
[00:44:06]  Yeah.
[00:44:07]  Grace.
[00:44:08]  Redheads.
[00:44:10]  Grace, pull up on the Fear Amp podcast.
[00:44:12]  We always got room for more gingers.
[00:44:14]  And we can tell her to fuck off.
[00:44:16]  Okay.
[00:44:17]  We got a girl here.
[00:44:18]  If you think that there's too much girly energy, you can be our girly energy.
[00:44:22]  Yeah.
[00:44:22]  Yeah.
[00:44:23]  Oh, and then, yeah, he did this.
[00:44:25]  So Dave Portnoy did this.
[00:44:26]  Oh, let's see.
[00:44:28]  Such a fucking idiot, dude.
[00:44:30]  He's like doing a recap of his own podcast.
[00:44:32]  Walling talk, emergency walking talk.
[00:44:34]  Everybody knows Grace quit yesterday.
[00:44:36]  I'm still getting DMs from people and being like, Dave, you fired her.
[00:44:40]  You're a scumbag for picking size.
[00:44:42]  People saying her message was subliminal, like she was really forced out.
[00:44:46]  People are nuts.
[00:44:47]  People posting pictures of my ex-fing wife online.
[00:44:51]  That's crazy.
[00:44:52]  Yeah, don't do that.
[00:44:53]  Like Brie, so Dave's in love with Brian.
[00:44:54]  It's crazy.
[00:44:56]  I totally get both sides.
[00:44:59]  If I was a lawyer and you said, Dave, you have to go to court and you're going to argue for Brie or for O'Malley.
[00:45:05]  I think I can make a compelling case for each of them why they're in the right.
[00:45:10]  I honestly do.
[00:45:11]  I get both sides.
[00:45:12]  I've said that from day one, but I don't know what people want Barcelona to do.
[00:45:15]  You have two friends, 20 years, both employees, who ended up hating each other.
[00:45:21]  Yeah, that's the other thing.
[00:45:22]  They've been friends for 20 years.
[00:45:23]  It's probably for the best that O'Malley goes underway, and who knows with Brie.
[00:45:27]  But I mean, I don't know why the internet all hates one person versus the other to me.
[00:45:33]  Like, let them both live their lives and be happy.
[00:45:38]  Well, that makes me sad because it's crazy.
[00:45:41]  That could be us.
[00:45:42]  Yeah, it could be.
[00:45:44]  Why don't we start a feud?
[00:45:45]  No.
[00:45:46]  Now, to come to think of it.
[00:45:47]  Yeah.
[00:45:48]  You really haven't supported me much on social media.
[00:45:52]  You know what?
[00:45:52]  Come to think of it.
[00:45:52]  You haven't supported anything.
[00:45:53]  You're the ginger in this situation.
[00:45:55]  I know.
[00:45:55]  I'm Grace O'Malley.
[00:45:56]  Everybody's going to know that was what Breon Shukafar was saying.
[00:46:00]  I would be saying, like, you never supported me.
[00:46:03]  How dare you?
[00:46:04]  I have a lot of people.
[00:46:05]  I gave you your career or some shit, which I would never say.
[00:46:08]  You bitch.
[00:46:09]  No, I like, well, that's what I was actually going to point to: is that there is an omnibus.
[00:46:13]  You never say that I gave you.
[00:46:15]  You just said it.
[00:46:16]  No, no, because nothing gave me rabbit.
[00:46:19]  But no, it's one, it's not true.
[00:46:21]  Two, Will's more talented than I am, and everybody knows it.
[00:46:26]  Yeah, it's true.
[00:46:27]  And also, yeah, I would never, if I was in like a public feud, I would never expect him to fucking defend me.
[00:46:32]  I would tell him not to, actually.
[00:46:33]  I'd be like, don't do that.
[00:46:34]  Don't put yourself on the cross.
[00:46:35]  Yeah, I tell people not to defend me.
[00:46:37]  Yeah.
[00:46:38]  One fucking doctor disrespect is throwing shit at me.
[00:46:41]  What fucking ego to be like, um, I had a public falling out with my abusive ex-boyfriend and like you didn't post an Instagram story is like the fuck up.
[00:46:49]  Yeah, it's little kooky beans.
[00:46:51]  Yeah.
[00:46:52]  I think I you want to know what I think?
[00:46:54]  I think that Grace is funnier than Brianna and Brianna feels like Grace owes her everything because she brought her along.
[00:47:01]  And that's 100% what this is.
[00:47:03]  I do think there's also the extra layer that people won't dive into where it's like the internet does naturally pit two women against each other.
[00:47:10]  And them having a normal friendship.
[00:47:12]  That's a galaxy.
[00:47:13]  Yeah.
[00:47:13]  Them having a normal friendship for years, then being thrown onto a platform where they are constantly.
[00:47:18]  The prettier one, the funnier one, like it happens with Maya.
[00:47:21]  Maya got shit like that all the time.
[00:47:23]  Yeah.
[00:47:23]  They do.
[00:47:24]  They pit us.
[00:47:25]  They pit us against it.
[00:47:27]  It's mostly your fans.
[00:47:30]  Pop off, you guys.
[00:47:32]  They usually are coming at drama.
[00:47:34]  Three of us.
[00:47:35]  I must say, I think it's kind of funny.
[00:47:39]  I get roped into the straight man thing.
[00:47:42]  Well, they'll be like, they'll be like, why?
[00:47:44]  No, it's funny because like I have noticed that you're right.
[00:47:49]  Cutie's like, I get, I get hit on so much from every angle that like this kind of stuff literally goes over my head for the most part.
[00:47:57]  But I do remember like when I'm collaborating with cutie, sometimes there'll be like a 13-month subscriber of mine who like is obviously a bigger stan of yours.
[00:48:06]  Yeah, they'll be like, shut up, let her speak, you fucking ape.
[00:48:09]  Or we'll be like, why is cutie only always coming to your stream to collaborate with you?
[00:48:15]  Why do you never do anything in return for her?
[00:48:18]  And I'm like, so true.
[00:48:20]  I mean, these are good points.
[00:48:21]  We are unraveling right now.
[00:48:22]  So true.
[00:48:23]  This is honestly so true.
[00:48:25]  It's just funny because you'll suggest a collaboration and I'll be like, oh, yeah, sweet.
[00:48:29]  Like, it's awesome.
[00:48:30]  And then they'll yell at me for it.
[00:48:32]  And they're fans of mine, too.
[00:48:33]  I'm like, what the fuck's wrong with you?
[00:48:34]  I think they're standing on business.
[00:48:36]  So keep it up.
[00:48:38]  Yeah, you egg it off.
[00:48:39]  I need cold gay fans.
[00:48:40]  Your community does that.
[00:48:41]  Your community does this thing that's very...
[00:48:44]  This is, I shouldn't be annoyed by this, but I am.
[00:48:46]  Oh, God.
[00:48:47]  I shouldn't be annoyed by this.
[00:48:48]  What is it?
[00:48:48]  I'm going to tell you, I shouldn't be annoyed by this, but I am.
[00:48:51]  If at any point you end streaming, anywhere that your community goes, they say that it's a raid.
[00:48:58]  Oh, yeah, it's never a raid.
[00:48:59]  They am raid emotes.
[00:49:00]  And I'm like, is it actually a raid?
[00:49:02]  You need to start just raiding people.
[00:49:03]  And then I'm like, wait, it's not a raid.
[00:49:05]  You're just three people who want to come watch me after Hassan.
[00:49:07]  You don't have to like wave.
[00:49:10]  I don't know why.
[00:49:13]  I should not be annoyed by that.
[00:49:15]  But after five years, it's like, okay, you're here.
[00:49:18]  They do.
[00:49:19]  They do do that.
[00:49:20]  Yeah, because they don't have auto hosts anymore.
[00:49:22]  They do a pokey raid.
[00:49:23]  That's what they say too.
[00:49:24]  Yeah.
[00:49:25]  No, they do the Hoss raid.
[00:49:27]  They use the Hos Raid.
[00:49:28]  I know because I do it.
[00:49:31]  When I leave Hassan's chat, I Hoss raid into anywhere I go.
[00:49:35]  That's pretty funny.
[00:49:35]  No, they use a Hoss Raid emo where they say pokey raid and then they do the hoss raid email.
[00:49:40]  It's pretty funny.
[00:49:41]  It's annoying.
[00:49:42]  It's adorable.
[00:49:43]  No, people do.
[00:49:43]  People are also, one of the funniest parts about this is like when people get parasocial about like both you and I or I'll take it one step further, me and my family.
[00:49:57]  Yeah.
[00:49:58]  Where it's like, dude, what are you saying right now?
[00:50:02]  Like you're on a computer thousands of miles away and you think that you have a better grasp of the interpersonal relationship of a person that you listen to and a person that you barely know about.
[00:50:16]  Like they're family members.
[00:50:17]  I mean, interpersonal relationships, your score was pretty high.
[00:50:20]  I don't know if you have a big grasp on them.
[00:50:22]  Nah.
[00:50:23]  No, but he's right.
[00:50:24]  I've seen it all.
[00:50:25]  I've seen all the comments.
[00:50:26]  It's like, Will's clearly the top.
[00:50:28]  Hassan's the bottom.
[00:50:29]  Hassan power bottom.
[00:50:31]  How often do you think he takes it from Will?
[00:50:34]  That's literally what Ludwig was making fun of us from autonomous.
[00:50:37]  He does.
[00:50:37]  Yeah.
[00:50:37]  He does.
[00:50:38]  What's that?
[00:50:38]  Ludwig made fun of us on the podcast.
[00:50:41]  Wait, on the podcast?
[00:50:42]  No, I thought it was with Cutie.
[00:50:43]  It was with Cutie, and there's a clip in the kitchen.
[00:50:45]  And it was literally verbatim what he just said, which is kind of funny.
[00:50:50]  But I wasn't involved in it.
[00:50:52]  You know what?
[00:50:53]  It's valid criticism because the yard has never done anything homoerotic in the entirety of their run.
[00:50:58]  I don't even think Aiden's gay.
[00:51:00]  I think they do it for clout.
[00:51:01]  Bro, bar sexual invisibility.
[00:51:03]  Let's go.
[00:51:04]  Yep.
[00:51:04]  Can't see him.
[00:51:08]  I took the autism quiz.
[00:51:11]  Oh.
[00:51:12]  Did you hear this?
[00:51:13]  Did you hear this lion-assist?
[00:51:16]  First of all, I don't know how the fuck you cheat on an autism quiz.
[00:51:19]  I know exactly how you cheat.
[00:51:21]  You say.
[00:51:21]  Because you look at the question and you go, this is something that someone with autism would say.
[00:51:26]  So I am going to do the opposite.
[00:51:28]  I mean, I will take it in the Patreon with you all.
[00:51:30]  Take it right now.
[00:51:31]  Well, we're not, I feel like it's going to take a long time.
[00:51:35]  We can take it in the Patreon.
[00:51:37]  I took the quiz twice.
[00:51:39]  Oh, my God.
[00:51:40]  All right.
[00:51:40]  The first time I scored a 28 and the second time I scored an 18.
[00:51:44]  So you worked your way down?
[00:51:45]  No, I think the first time I took it, I accidentally answered some incorrectly.
[00:51:49]  Like I read them wrong and I'm W. People are saying you lied.
[00:51:54]  No.
[00:51:54]  I'm saying it.
[00:51:55]  First of all, I'm standing on business.
[00:51:57]  Look, hold on.
[00:51:57]  Realistically.
[00:51:58]  Bullshit.
[00:51:59]  First of all, I love autism.
[00:52:03]  First of all, I love the region of Muslims.
[00:52:06]  No.
[00:52:07]  Here's my thing.
[00:52:08]  I don't think you'll be as high as him, but an 18 is ludicrous, Austin.
[00:52:13]  I don't think I'm even close.
[00:52:15]  I think I possess some qualities that could be possible.
[00:52:18]  I don't think Austin is autistic.
[00:52:20]  I don't either.
[00:52:22]  But I think there are some things he lied about.
[00:52:23]  I think he's just annoying.
[00:52:24]  I think there are some things he lied about on that test.
[00:52:28]  Because I remember those questions and we've traveled with them.
[00:52:32]  Yes.
[00:52:32]  And some of those are going to be when I was young and now.
[00:52:37]  No.
[00:52:37]  Yeah.
[00:52:38]  I will give you some of them.
[00:52:39]  I'm agreeing with you on this.
[00:52:40]  On the Patreon, if you wanted guys to, if you want to take a look at the patient.
[00:52:43]  Oh, we're going to fucking blister.
[00:52:45]  I will double you to go question by question and I will defend myself.
[00:52:49]  Because here's the deal.
[00:52:50]  This is one thing I will say.
[00:52:51]  And what I said on my alt stream when I did it.
[00:52:53]  I said, a lot of what you perceive me to be on camera is not what you see when the camera is.
[00:52:59]  Okay, but we've seen you without the camera.
[00:53:01]  So you will be able to get away from that.
[00:53:02]  We get final say, Democratic vote.
[00:53:04]  We get final say on what the point is about.
[00:53:06]  You didn't even know me when I was young.
[00:53:08]  Listen, I will say something.
[00:53:10]  To the people at home, Austin is the most kind person I've ever seen when it comes to fans, when it comes to strangers, when it comes to employees.

=== Mixing Autism With OCD (05:44) ===

[00:53:20]  He is a consummate gentleman.
[00:53:23]  However, when it comes to his friends, he does have a set of piccadillos that are noticeable.
[00:53:30]  His set of friends, come on.
[00:53:32]  What's a piccadillo?
[00:53:33]  A piccadillo is an unusual behavior or tendency.
[00:53:38]  But I'm aware of them.
[00:53:39]  You have piccadillos?
[00:53:40]  Look at him ripping the fucking paper into my dad.
[00:53:45]  My dad is a very interesting, peculiar person.
[00:53:48]  Yeah, okay.
[00:53:48]  And I think I do get it.
[00:53:49]  It is hereditary.
[00:53:51]  It is.
[00:53:51]  And my dad, my dad is...
[00:53:53]  And Chipout Trains?
[00:53:55]  My dad could possess some qualities that some would perceive to be.
[00:53:59]  So you're autistic.
[00:54:00]  No.
[00:54:00]  Is that what you're saying?
[00:54:01]  No, hold on.
[00:54:02]  And I don't think cutie is.
[00:54:04]  I don't think cutie is.
[00:54:05]  I think cutie's never.
[00:54:06]  I haven't taken leg tests.
[00:54:08]  I think if cutie, out of all of us, if there's a person who would max out on it, it's cutie.
[00:54:14]  You think she would be more autistic?
[00:54:16]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[00:54:17]  Look at her.
[00:54:21]  What are you talking about?
[00:54:23]  You can't say look at her.
[00:54:24]  Autism is beautiful.
[00:54:26]  You need to hydrate.
[00:54:27]  No, it's not like, it's not like you can see autism.
[00:54:31]  That's not what I mean.
[00:54:33]  It's got a visual light spectrum.
[00:54:35]  No, if you could, it would be with cutie.
[00:54:37]  Like, you could see it.
[00:54:40]  What do you mean?
[00:54:41]  She literally has like every no, no, no, no.
[00:54:45]  I think we're mixing.
[00:54:46]  I did a test on my phone while Austin does it.
[00:54:48]  I think we're mixing up autism with obsessive-compulsive disorder.
[00:54:52]  Yes, they're both technically on this spectrum.
[00:54:56]  We are self-diagnosing like machines.
[00:54:59]  I have OCD.
[00:54:59]  ADHD, autism, and obsessive-compulsive disorder all have like very similar traits, which is why I think cutie would bust the meter.
[00:55:07]  They would the diagram.
[00:55:08]  I might break it because I do have OCD.
[00:55:11]  Okay.
[00:55:12]  And I do have ADHD.
[00:55:13]  Yes, and so do I.
[00:55:14]  I have both.
[00:55:15]  Yes, both.
[00:55:15]  I think all of you have to be aware of that.
[00:55:16]  So I probably have the triple threat.
[00:55:17]  Like, I don't want to be crazy.
[00:55:18]  I don't be like all about myself.
[00:55:20]  You're going to win an egot.
[00:55:21]  Yeah, I could.
[00:55:22]  I could.
[00:55:23]  Also, it's like wild where you're like, oh, I don't have.
[00:55:27]  I definitely looked at the test and I answered appropriately when earlier you revealed to us that sometimes you get afraid that you might get woken up so you can't go to sleep.
[00:55:38]  Yeah, saying that you can't sleep because you're worried you're gonna die is unusual.
[00:55:43]  It is like that's more like anxiety.
[00:55:45]  Yeah, yeah, you have you definitely have that too.
[00:55:48]  Oh, I have tripling anxiety.
[00:55:50]  We know you guys should do some boxing, it'd be good for you.
[00:55:54]  I thought about doing boxing, I thought about beating the shit out of somebody.
[00:55:57]  Well, I think what would be better for you is getting hit and realizing you're not made of glass, taking a few good shots to the body.
[00:56:05]  We can do it right now.
[00:56:06]  Hold on, just beat the shit out of us.
[00:56:10]  I have an embarrassing video to show you guys.
[00:56:12]  Yeah, on the Patreon.
[00:56:14]  Yeah.
[00:56:14]  Oh, shit.
[00:56:15]  Okay, where are you at?
[00:56:16]  Is it from what era is it from?
[00:56:18]  Huh?
[00:56:19]  Also, for the record, I'm not like dissing cutie at all.
[00:56:22]  Obviously, it would be no, he is.
[00:56:25]  Get him.
[00:56:26]  It would be rather in the comments, please.
[00:56:29]  It would be rather hypocritical of me.
[00:56:31]  Rather hypocritical of me to diss cutie on that first.
[00:56:34]  Go get him, you guys.
[00:56:35]  What I was going to say is that doctors do have a harder time figuring out that girls have autism.
[00:56:43]  This is part of the reason why men are diagnosed at a much higher rate than women.
[00:56:49]  Because we're ugly.
[00:56:50]  That's your Will's theory.
[00:56:54]  Of course.
[00:56:55]  But I think it's just like social conditioning and what the expectations are for women.
[00:56:59]  Imagine this situation.
[00:57:00]  Imagine this situation.
[00:57:01]  Go up to a stranger, right?
[00:57:03]  And it's me.
[00:57:05]  And you're like, hey, what are you doing?
[00:57:06]  And I do this.
[00:57:09]  You're going to be like, what the fuck is wrong with him?
[00:57:12]  Now imagine it's cutie, like an attractive person.
[00:57:15]  You go, hey, what are you doing?
[00:57:16]  You're like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
[00:57:18]  That's just a kitchen, cute girl.
[00:57:20]  Yeah, that's what I was trying to answer.
[00:57:21]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:57:22]  Like the social conditions.
[00:57:23]  Honestly, she kind of did it like kind of what I would think would be autism.
[00:57:28]  My point was, you're right.
[00:57:29]  Like her facial expression was doing it like because of the social conditions and the expectations we have of how women are supposed to behave in society.
[00:57:38]  There's a lot of stuff that like women do that you just assume is just you know they're being cute or shy or scared.
[00:57:46]  Yeah.
[00:57:47]  Look, I think autism is beautiful.
[00:57:51]  You people are really excited about your diagnosis, so Hassan.
[00:57:55]  The internet is so exciting.
[00:57:56]  Audience is autistic as shit.
[00:57:58]  They're so excited.
[00:57:59]  So they're like, everybody's celebrating the high scores, which is great.
[00:58:02]  Yeah.
[00:58:03]  It's wonderful.
[00:58:03]  Yeah.
[00:58:04]  Apparently, I do a bunch of stuff that I was oblivious to that is very autistic.
[00:58:08]  So when you, when we, I actually want to know this.
[00:58:10]  When we have conversations and you don't respond, are you aware that that is like, or are you like, are you aware that you're ignoring me or do you see a problem with it?
[00:58:20]  Why would I be purposely?
[00:58:22]  That would be mean.
[00:58:24]  I'm not like purposely ignoring you.
[00:58:27]  No, but like this makes so much sense.
[00:58:28]  You ignore me all the time.
[00:58:30]  No, but like it actually makes me feel like genuinely, if I can be genuine for a moment, it actually makes me feel better that like I know that you aren't trying to do this.
[00:58:40]  Wait, this entire time you thought I was like being a dick to you?
[00:58:43]  A lot of people.
[00:58:44]  A lot of people do.
[00:58:46]  A lot of people do.
[00:58:47]  No, like when I come over and we're just like sitting on the couch and nobody's talking and I'm just like, hello?
[00:58:54]  Or I say goodnight and you don't respond.
[00:58:57]  You know what?
[00:58:58]  I think it's cute.
[00:59:00]  I think it's cute.
[00:59:02]  I think it's just you.
[00:59:03]  And you know what?
[00:59:03]  I love you for who you are.
[00:59:04]  Yeah.

=== Denying Love Makes You Crazy (01:26) ===

[00:59:05]  That's crazy.
[00:59:06]  Support you for what you do.
[00:59:07]  That's crazy that my whole life, people have just been like, this guy's a fucking asshole.
[00:59:10]  Thank you.
[00:59:10]  Dude, you know what?
[00:59:11]  You're right.
[00:59:11]  Being hot helps.
[00:59:13]  It really does.
[00:59:13]  Yeah.
[00:59:14]  Women have been like, he's so mysterious.
[00:59:16]  I think meanwhile, in my mind, I'm thinking less if you weren't autistic because they just think you're mysterious.
[00:59:22]  Exactly.
[00:59:23]  Exactly.
[00:59:23]  That adds to it.
[00:59:25]  Yeah, I don't know.
[00:59:27]  I just, in my mind, I'm thinking politics.
[00:59:30]  I know.
[00:59:30]  Yeah.
[00:59:31]  Oh, man.
[00:59:32]  Okay.
[00:59:33]  Well, on that note, we are going to reveal the truth of Austin's real autism diagnosis on the paywall.
[00:59:41]  That's right.
[00:59:42]  Go to patreon.com slash fear and we'll see you on the next year.
[00:59:47]  Merry Christmas.
[00:59:48]  There it goes, Mary.
[00:59:49]  Merry Christmas.
[00:59:54]  Let me be clear here.
[00:59:55]  The logic needs to be consistent.
[00:59:57]  I think you need to stop denying certain things.
[01:00:00]  I had, I've never, I used to socialize with elderly people, even as a young man.
[01:00:06]  Okay.
[01:00:06]  Oh, my God.
[01:00:07]  Oh, God, my ribs.
[01:00:09]  Oh, my God.
[01:00:10]  Oh, God.
[01:00:10]  I had to piss so bad.
[01:00:11]  I have to pee.
[01:00:12]  He's running away.
[01:00:15]  You can't run away from the drone.
[01:00:17]  His response.
[01:00:18]  His response to meeting people is usually easy for me, I used to socialize with elderly people.
[01:00:28]  Okay, we ha I need to know what your good test