Jeremy Allen White anchors a chaotic mix of viral Stanley Cup hype, aviation disasters, and otter ethics before the hosts unveil the "Game Her Plus Award" to honor female streamers in a male-dominated industry. They debate the award's name against terms like "Sapphire," joke about inappropriate categories, and analyze a listener's story regarding workplace harassment involving an accountant and her CEO. Ultimately, the episode blends absurd internet culture with serious discussions on gender representation and professional boundaries within streaming and corporate environments. [Automatically generated summary]
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Stanley Cups For Women00:07:25
Ladies and gentlemen, back to a human being who does a much better intro than someone who is not here.
Me, Will Maff.
Hi.
Welcome to Fear End.
We're here with our core three, as some would say.
Yeah.
And we're talking about Stanley Cups, not just for hockey anymore, but for women.
How do you feel, cutie?
Oh my gosh.
I don't know why they want them so bad.
No!
Oh.
No!
I'm fucking, I'm devastated.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
You're in the group.
You?
Let me do it.
Let me go back.
You in my group.
Reverse.
Say the line.
No, no.
Stanley Cups.
Not just for hockey anymore, but for ladies.
Cutie, how do you feel?
Dude, you don't understand.
Target only has a limited supply of the Valentine's ones.
Cutie.
And you're the cutest tinkle.
They're so cute.
Wait, no, we have to be for you.
They're so cute.
I can't believe you love these Stanley Cups.
We have to be for real.
What?
I thought out of like all of the girlies in my orbit, in my circle of friends.
I made you guys presents and I forgot them.
That's you're dead to me.
Okay.
I'm so excited to give them to you, too.
What?
I've made little keycaps.
I made a tiny one of Kaya and I made one of Farley for you guys.
That's an incredibly kind of made them and then I acryliced them and everything.
How can you be the same person who was saying such mean things behind the panel?
I don't like you.
Okay.
I thought out of like all the people that I know, all the girlies in my circle of friends, you would be like the first person I assumed would be.
The only reason I have a Stanley Cup is because it came for free and in Pokemon's cookie box.
I use the same Stanley Cup.
There's a clip of me on the internet talking shit, being like, what's the deal with these fucking cups?
Anyway, I don't fucking get it.
And then I was like, oh, God, I'm drinking out of them.
Yeah, I mean, they hold a lot.
That's nice.
Did you see the video, though, of like a car?
Yeah, a car caught fire burnt down.
Well, him being like, pull it up.
I understand.
You're giving context, but having to pull it up is a lot.
I did do a YouTube video on this recently.
You did a YouTube video?
What do you mean?
Like a mogul male on Stanley Cups?
Are we considering making stream content specifically for YouTube?
A mogul male now?
Like your boyfriend invented Twitch streaming.
I was like, straightforward recording.
Yeah, I usually cover.
You did a video on Stanley Cups.
I do.
You're more into them than me.
I do videos on singular issues with the hopes of putting it on YouTube every day for someone wants to be Charlie for eight hours since 2018.
Quite successfully so.
If I do say so myself, someone wants to be Charlie.
Charlie would never touch with a 10-foot pole 90% of the commentary.
I would never talk about Stanley Cups.
No, he would.
He'd be like, oh, what's up, everybody?
Hey, likewise, I've been thinking about putting my dick in one of these, but I haven't yet.
Yeah.
Look at this car.
It's absolutely burned to shit, burned harder.
The spirit itself could not survive the hellfire that was this vehicle.
Unlike this Stanley Cup, which remains untouched.
This car is burned harder than my penis felt after a long night at 22s.
I mean, that is incredible, though.
I'm confused how there's water in the cupboard.
No, there's not just water.
There's ice.
Yeah, I think it's still ice in the cupboard.
In that cup holder, see that?
There's water.
There's no audio.
What audio.
What context are you missing?
In general, because I have a lot of videos lined up in the future and I want to say what am I doing?
I don't know.
In between, so you keep catching it.
But what about the middle?
It's in a fire yesterday.
Don't have ice in it.
Do you want the background on it?
Wild.
Do you want the tea?
Yeah.
So her ex-boyfriend set her car on fire because not that.
So that viral video, I think, is a part of the reason why Stanley Cups are so phenomenally viral on TikTok.
And that is why there's like extra crazy.
White girls have had them forever.
I know.
Well, the former king of the hydration throne was Hydro Flasks.
Yeah, but no, no, no.
Listen, let me tell you something.
You guys have met Taylor, my little assistant.
This fucking fruit on sorry.
Oh, she is ahead of fashion trends, but like nobody's been to this.
She's had Stanley Cup for like six years.
Like, and she is, she is like, she's got the white girl on fleek.
And I've seen all of her friends with Stanley Cups.
And only now is the rest of the world caught on.
So this is white girl's shit.
Originated in like, I think 1913 or something.
It's a very old brand.
It first started off and became an iconic thermos for World War II bomber pilots.
That's there's like this.
My grandpa was one of those.
Your grandpa probably had a standard cup.
Oh, my other grandpa's dying.
Didn't mean to tell you guys.
He'll be fine.
Maybe.
He won't be fine.
He'll go to heaven, I guess.
Oh, okay.
Like Mormon hasn't.
He's dying.
Maybe that's it.
He's got a planet.
Yeah.
Is he going to get a planet?
He should.
Celestial.
With your grandmother.
Well, she's alive.
When she dies, she'll go.
They've been together for 86 years.
Do you want to talk about her?
Are you okay?
No.
I'm fine.
Okay.
So your grandfather.
So he's like, the one who already died.
The one who already died, I assume.
That one probably had a Stanley Cup if he's a bomber pilot.
It's awesome that he had a Stanley Cup.
And he's like this iconic green.
No minor cookies for him, though.
Is that what the Stanley Cup is named after?
What?
The name of the trophy that they give for the championships?
I don't think it is.
It's the Stanley Cup.
Oh, no, that's named out after Stanley Yalnats.
Why do you know that?
Because he's a big deal.
His grandfather was cursed.
He had to dig some holes.
He's an icon.
Stanley Elnats is a character from the book.
Don't correct me.
Don't tell him that.
I don't know anything.
That's too damn bad.
You can't.
You can't say actually.
Genuine admission I've ever heard.
I don't know anything.
I don't know anything after going on a rant about the World War II bombers with these cups.
I know things.
I just don't know anything about American shit.
So, like, William Stanley.
What?
Yeah, 1913.
Wait.
But what about the Stanley Cup?
Who is the Stanley Cup named after?
The NHL Stanley Cup.
Put hockey in there in the search.
Stanley Yalnats.
Dude, they went so hard.
Lord.
Stanley Yaltz.
Stanley.
Do you want to know a crazy thing?
And stay focused because we're going to come back to this.
We loop around.
We always come back.
So, holes, you know, that song, Digging Up Holes, Dig It.
Two shoes, two tokens in the hand.
No, Because I'm the caveman.
You know what I'm talking about?
Absolutely no idea.
Anyway, it was put under Disney Records and Disney Records doesn't know what to do with themselves because they don't really have any other songs because they had a different label.
But then they were like, oh, we're going to have our own label.
And then they had that dope ass fire beat from Holes come out.
And then they were like, shit, we only have that song and one other song we don't want to do with it.
And then they don't know what to do with it.
So it's not on Spotify.
It's nowhere.
You can't fucking find it.
And it's a banger.
Who Named The Cup00:05:43
Wow.
It's upsetting.
All right.
Okay.
Digging up a hole.
Dig it.
Can I ask you a question?
Moving on from the Stanley Cup.
No, he wants to go back to the bombers.
But she doesn't give it.
She doesn't care.
No, we loop around.
Oh, I'm going to pretend to care.
Here you go.
I really thought you would be into Stanley Cups.
Like, I literally told Will, like, let's go to Target.
Let's go to Target before the stream and get her Stanley Cove and, like, see if she would, like, react to it positively.
That would have been so funny if you went through all that effort because I wouldn't give a shit.
That's just not her thing.
You guys want me to be a stereotypical, like, white girl?
You are our entry point into basic white women.
I only like Taylor Swift.
That's the only thing basic about me.
You like pumpkins?
You just, you on this podcast, you went, I'm a trad wife.
I'm trying to be, but I have a full-time job and I have like two full-time.
I've got like three full-time jobs.
That's literally the most trad wives are the most basic white girl shit you can do.
Well, I'm trying to get there.
I'm not there, though.
The wanting to be a trad wife is even more basic white girl shit.
I'm tired, and I'm ready to be a trad wife and make chili and turn the crock pot on.
If you know what, if I didn't have to go to work today, I would have turned that crock pot on.
I would have noticed.
But I'd have fucked up.
You're like Taylor Swift, pumpkin spice latte, and wanting to be a trad wife.
That's the trifecta.
I don't actually want to be a trad wife.
It's just a phase I'm in right now.
Next month, I'm going to be a trader.
Why are you in a phase?
Why are you in a trad wife phase?
Because I'm tired.
Now that you fucking ruined our Stanley Cup segment, no, let's talk about Stanley Cups.
No, fuck Stanley Cups.
I love them.
I'm so excited for the hot pink one.
I've waited outside at 5 a.m.
Okay, let's.
Hey, another thing all white women are into right now.
But hot Willy Wonka.
Go ahead and pull up that Calvin Klein spread.
Oh, yeah, Jeremy Allen White.
God, wow.
I have, I have changed a tune.
Because remember, we talked, and we said he was ugly.
No, hold, hold, before we move on.
No, let's watch it.
No, hold on.
You said we.
We're not.
No, me and him.
No, I'm not.
Me and him said he was ugly hot.
I'm still.
No, he's just hot.
He's not.
He's still.
Thank you.
He's still ugly.
I fought for this man.
Okay, don't for this man.
I feel bad for this part.
Because Ludwig and I, we were Ludwig and I were laying on the couch yesterday.
I was like, have you seen the Calvin?
He was like, yeah.
And I was like, yeah.
So if he was in GTARP, would you argue?
No, I wouldn't.
Yes, he is.
Because he was like an RP is pants.
Look how big his veins are.
Mine are so small.
What?
How do I get big veins?
Okay, I want to say something here.
What?
Jeremy Allen White is still ugly hot.
If you look, he's literally a butterface.
He's not.
No.
Yes, he is.
Pull the video up, March.
March, pull the video up, please, because there's like a dick shot in there.
And it's like, wow.
I didn't look respectfully.
And then I don't look at dicks.
You know this.
Okay.
I've talked about it.
So there's a dick shot and then there's a face shot that follows right after.
You're like, oh, no.
Oh, come on.
You're being mean.
You're a mean girl.
Okay.
So he's so hot.
He is incredibly hot.
And he has the.
Yes.
No, he looks dreamy.
No, his eyes are perfect to say.
Wait, really?
He's dreamy there.
I think he still has like a.
I still think he's, he looks like kind of weird.
His face is not.
I want Ludwig to do a Calvin Klein shoot.
Anyway, regardless.
My point was: my point was that he's still ugly hot, but he is phenomenally hot.
You can still be like a non-knock back Calvin Klein.
Look at that.
You can be a nine out of ten and be ugly hot still.
That's my point.
And I think people misunderstand that.
I do misunderstand that.
Like, people think when I say ugly hot, oh, it's like, oh, you're ugly.
Like, no, he is really.
No one has talked about a Calvin Klein spread in years until this one.
And holy moly moly.
Yeah, it's incredible.
Respectfully.
He has the perfect body.
He has a perfect body.
I think it's not like it's not like a steroid body.
His veins are so big.
I want this correct.
I want to.
And I want to go on the record saying I was the one saying this a while ago.
I still stand by my decision.
I think Jeremy Allen White is on top of the world right now.
He's sexy as hell.
I do still maintain the position that he's ugly hot.
If anyone's got advice on how to get big ass veins, hit up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can, you can take vascularity supplements, and you also have to do cardio and you have to lift heavy.
I did cardio today.
I played basketball.
Yeah, do you lift?
No.
Do you live, bro?
No.
No.
Do you want me to get you vascular?
Cutie, if you give me two months, you ask me a question.
You're gonna make me do, you're gonna make me, you're gonna like yell at me.
You're gonna make me go, you're gonna make me like rum.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes, I'm going to do this.
I'm in walk club right now.
We're gonna like mile walk every day.
You'll never be vascular.
Moving on.
I just need to be able to get my blood dry.
Don't even ask about it.
Don't even ask about it.
You're always gonna have teeny little weak veins.
My veins used to be big, I swear, and now they're small.
You got little touches.
That's why I think maybe I'm dying.
I'm the veins of a leaf.
But I hope I don't.
I hope I don't die.
That'd be so good.
Do you want these veins?
You want to see my veins?
They're big.
Yeah, are your veins big too?
Let me see your blood sucking vein.
Wearing a long sleeve shirt.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
I could get blood out of you.
We're vascular.
Let me see.
Oh, you're wearing low sleeve.
That's tucked in.
We're vascular as shit.
Dude.
You want me vascular?
Yeah.
Come work out.
Work out.
Rent Splitting Drama00:05:55
I don't want.
I'm getting a personal trainer that comes to my house.
By the way, I've decided what we're doing.
What?
We are going to do the Disney thing.
But it's going to be a two-day event.
What?
Or it's going to be a back-to-back stream.
We're doing Disney vs. Six Flags definitive competition.
Yeah, but I don't go on roller coasters.
Definitive competition.
But I'll be there for the vibes.
No, you'll go on the roller coasters.
I won't.
You will.
Nope.
It'll be like when we did the fast food thing.
I'll be there for the vibes and I'll do great.
But I know you did great on it.
Also, Six Flags doesn't allow you to take stream on roller coaster.
Oh, then you can hold it.
Yeah, and I can watch you guys.
But you'll come at least.
But you could also Discord.
You have to come on one coaster.
And I could watch it.
You have to come on one coaster.
I simply will not.
You simply will.
I won't.
You need to start challenging.
Peer pressure doesn't work on me.
You want it?
You want to be successful?
You want to be vascular?
I am successful.
Well, you'd be more successful.
I simply am going to be.
I'm getting so vascular on this.
I'm being a trad wife.
I'm going the opposite direction.
Actually, trad wives, I'm sure you're successful in your own way.
Why are you?
Why are you holding the trad wife community?
What do you mean, holding them?
Because she's basic and she saw TikToks.
No, I don't watch TikToks anymore.
She saw Twitter.
I would just be good at it.
Did you, where did you see the trad wife stuff?
How did this get into it?
Actually, Ludwig saw the trad wife stuff and he was like, he was like, I feel like you, how did he phrase it?
You should do this for me.
He was like, I feel like you try to do, you try to be a trad wife at the same time as working all your jobs, and it's too much for one person.
And I was like, wait, he was literally telling you, like, you should probably quit your job and be much friendly.
No, no, no.
He was saying I do too much.
That's crazy.
He's literally signaling.
He's like hard and he's signaling to you to stop working.
That's crazy.
And bear his.
No, I can't.
I would never.
I could never.
I can't even use his card to like buy shit.
It gives me the heebie jeebies.
I can't do that.
I gotta make my own money.
I would buy shit with his card all the way.
That's crazy.
I'll be taking that shit.
I'm not paying rent right now, and it kind of eats me up.
What?
I don't pay rent.
It bothers me.
What?
Why would you pay rent?
Because I live at the house with him.
It's so weird.
What's wrong with you?
Why wouldn't I pay rent?
You're in a relationship.
So he pays it.
Yeah, he's rich.
Yeah, but I want to contribute.
Okay, you contribute with your love and it sounds like I can't be a trader.
That doesn't fucking work.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It's weird, though.
You don't have to do that.
You contribute to the relationship.
What?
That wouldn't bother you?
You move a girl in tomorrow and she doesn't help pay for anything?
No.
Would that bother you?
Do you and Caroline split rent?
What?
Do you cover it?
What?
Fuck's wrong with you, dude.
I've never.
Dude, what is happening today?
Am I losing my mind?
Like, here's the thing.
We just recorded the bonus episode before this episode, by the way, and we were talking about relationship RP.
And go check out the episode after this because they have a crazy take.
We have a crazy tape.
I love that you.
The girlies will...
Girlies, hi.
Type one in chat if you agree because they just will.
Okay, to be fair, I think you already lost the girlies because you're not.
I'm sorry that the girlies like us more than you.
They don't.
They 100% do.
Besides Caroline.
Maybe they do.
I don't know.
Girl, because some of them maybe have crushes on you.
And I don't blame them because they might have crushes on you guys.
And so they like you.
And I don't blame them for wanting to have crushes on you guys.
But girlies, stand with me, okay?
That's crazy.
That's so desperate.
It is.
But I've lived with many a boyfriend.
Okay.
That sounds like I'm an issue.
Listen, I'm not.
I've never not split it.
If you're the rich one, if you're the rich partner in the relationship, he's not that much richer than me.
Cutie.
Cutie.
Guys, do you not want to hang out with me?
Cause I'm broke, to be honest.
Yes.
I'm so broke compared to all my friends.
It blows my mind.
You know what's going to happen, huh?
I'm going to go, no, cutie, we want to hang out.
And then you go, I hate you.
Yeah, we've been burned before.
But anyway, listen.
Let's say you're in a relationship with not Ludwig, but instead a broke boy.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
It would be valid for you to pay for the rent, too, if you already had a place and your boyfriend moved in with you.
I guess.
I've always just been in relationships where we've been pretty equal pay-wise.
And so we just split.
Everything's split.
Okay.
And that's fine.
And so I feel weird not considering that.
But I don't think you were ever in a relationship with someone as rich as Ludwig.
No.
There it is.
No.
You have your answer.
Dude.
But yeah, if I was in a relationship with Ludwig, I'd be fucking taking his credit card.
Yeah, downtown.
I think you're just as rich as Ludwig.
I'm just fat plastic.
No, I'm not as rich as Ludwig.
This is drama.
Cutie.
Ludwig's got them YouTube dollar.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Really?
You know his contract.
Yeah, but he has so many employees.
You've got your expenses are so different.
Fair?
He's got like 80 employees.
He's not paying all of his employees through his YouTube contract.
He's got to pay them somehow.
Not paying him for his YouTube contract.
How is he paying him?
Through the revenue, through other revenue streams?
He made his, he's, his, I, they make money off of like, why is he selling merch?
Good point.
You're honest.
And also selling tickets to live events and also slutting all of his friends out.
Maybe he's rich.
Yeah.
Flying With Otters00:10:16
I've never really thought about it.
Yeah, he's disgustingly rich.
He should buy me things.
He owns like a fucking, he owns like a media company and also many.
Hey, I'm standing by ground.
He should buy me more stuff.
Yeah.
What should I get?
Oh, you should get some fucking Alexander McQueen handbags.
I don't want that.
Birkin.
I'd lose it.
Get the Birkin.
Get the Birkin.
I don't want it.
You'd lose a bag?
I've lost my product bag and my Chanel bag that he got.
Birkin.
Yeah.
I lost it.
Birkin.
What about good luggage?
No, I don't want it.
I don't travel.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
She's weird.
I don't think I want anything.
You don't like me, be honest.
What else did you have to talk about today besides Stanley Cup?
I have a bunch of stuff, but I'm way more interested in your...
I feel like Will is mad at me today.
Why?
Are you mad at me?
No.
Don't even think about it.
Here, let me pull this up.
Let me pull this up.
I got some stuff.
You wanted to talk about January 6th?
Okay.
Can you pull up the...
No, of course not.
Can you pull up the Boeing plane that was a freaking thing fell off of it?
What?
No.
No, there's what?
There's a Japanese one that burned?
Shit, maybe we shouldn't.
You guys want me to get on these planes?
Maybe we shouldn't look at this.
I was going to do it because often.
No, this is good because this one had the door fly off.
Yeah, Boeing plane.
Yeah, but no one was in that seat.
Everyone closed your in that seat.
Even if they weren't.
That's why I don't sit in window seats because actually there's another time that a chunk of like the door flew off and this lady got sucked out and then these people grabbed her by her legs to save her, but she already died.
Bitch should have had her seatbelt on.
She did.
The whole last chair went out.
What?
That's crazy.
There's another insensible pilot flying out the front and they held his legs and he lived.
He survived.
Why are people flying out?
You know where I don't fly out?
Right here.
There's no, there's a 0% chance I fly out of this room unless you throw me down.
I gotta be honest.
You should start traveling because those super small veins are clear indication you don't have long.
Really?
Yeah, you need to make the most of it.
You're making that up.
I went to the doctor this week because I thought I'd say that.
Now she's going to freak out.
So now even if something goes wrong, they can't tell.
Your veins are too tiny.
I know.
That's what I'm starting to think.
You know what actually grows your veins?
Flight.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, they do.
Pressure change.
Hold it up, March.
Hold that shit up.
Wait, so why did a different plane?
I'm kidding.
She's played the video.
Why did a different plane catch on fire?
He's literally pulling it.
He's covering it on the fucking airplane.
A car drove into a plane on why did they do that?
Because they were cleaning up after the earthquake.
Wait, actually?
Yes.
Wait, are you talking about Japan?
I'm talking about Japan.
Was it?
Everything I just told you was factual.
Yeah.
Even though it caught on fire?
Yes.
Because planes are.
Did he know that?
Do you want to hear something crazy that I know?
What?
There was this plane in London, the biggest plane accident ever.
No one talks about it.
It was really foggy at the London airport.
And one, yeah, one plane was taken off and one plane was landing and they crashed and they both died.
Everybody on all the planes.
They both died.
Both of the planes died and everybody on them.
600 people freaking died.
When was it like in fucking 1943?
It was like a few years ago.
I don't believe that.
I don't know when it was.
Marsh, can you look that up?
London?
Yeah, he'll.
Wait, I want to see the door flying.
Yeah, it's crazy.
And I wanted to start off with that video, but we've been flying all over the place.
People like that.
Yes.
Yes.
Bro, this is fucked up.
No, it's actually kind of dope that it's like, everybody survives and everybody lives.
And I bet those people get a bunch of free miles.
That lady's me.
I'm like, what the fuck?
No, that lady's not you because you don't fly.
She does.
She's brave.
There's a reason.
She's brave.
You're a coward.
I don't know what they have to talk to their therapist about.
I already can't afford my therapist.
And then I look to my left and there's this huge chunk part of the airplane just like missing.
And the wind is just extremely loud.
There's wind blowing everywhere.
We're at the end of the plane.
Yeah, why did a chunk just blow up?
That's not even the emergency door.
I don't get it.
There was no one seated.
Chunk shouldn't be flying off.
That's true.
And I heard a pop noise.
I felt the wind come forward, and then it came back.
It hit me in my face.
Trying to make sense of what's going on.
I said that I thought we were going.
I take it back.
Yeah.
I thought we were too.
I wasn't afraid.
I don't know why, but you know, and that was not me.
Yeah, you're like that.
She's actually not me.
She's not me, girl.
She, unlike you, is not a coward.
Dude, I would be so sad if I was on that plane.
I'd be so stressed.
But then you would probably.
Turns out my uncle, though, is starting to fly to Hawaii.
So maybe we could go to Hawaii.
But I don't want to go to Hawaii because if a place was going to get bombed, it would be Hawaii.
It's so close to everything.
And you're like trapped.
You can't leave.
Guys.
Someone agrees with me, right, ladies.
Ladies, you're standing with me this episode.
Remember?
Even if you have crushes on them, forget them today.
Today is our day.
Kitty's insinuation that we promote these parasocial relationships.
They might.
I like that you think women can only agree with us because they are sexually attractive.
Yeah.
We've never done anything like that.
You guys are stupid.
No.
We love you.
No.
Why don't you sound off in the comments?
I don't even.
It would make me really happy.
It'd make us so happy.
They're not falling for it.
Kitty, we don't.
We don't.
Look at that plane on fire.
And everybody lived.
Yeah, everybody survived.
So.
Dude, it's not okay that that's everybody survived.
How's it exploded?
Even the guy in the car.
Oh, God.
I shot the guy in the car survived.
Let's see how she does here.
Guys, adjusting the cameras, my queen?
No, she actually didn't.
Dude, I am pulling.
Why is no one pulling the emergency door right that second?
Because, oh my god, how did they get off in time?
Bro, huh?
This video should prove that you can come to Japan and feel safe.
Yes.
I'm drunk in the back of the car, and I cried like a baby coming home from the bar.
You guys need to learn the whoa, dude.
Yep.
But all of their clothes caught on fire, huh?
Nope.
No.
Their luggage.
The only thing that happened is I would not give a flying fuck about my luggage if I survived.
There were two pets in the cargo container that passed away.
God damn it.
They didn't evacuate the pets.
God damn it.
You're not bringing Swift.
That's so tragic.
Wasn't she the one who wanted to euthanize all the otters anyway?
No.
They euthanized them, not me.
Yeah, that was you.
No, they do it.
100%.
You are a big advocate for otter euthanization.
He fell for it.
What?
The place you went.
You guys are the one that paid them money.
Yeah, they don't euthanize it.
So they survive.
They do.
We paid them money so they live and they thrive.
They thrive.
They don't.
You did not pay them money because you want them to be euthanized.
That's the opposite, actually.
That's crazy.
I don't put business.
I don't give money.
I don't give.
Right.
And that lack of business causes other otter cafes to have to unfortunately shut down.
Good.
No.
Otters shouldn't be with humans in cafes.
Otters should be in the wild.
Says you who've never been with an otter.
Yeah, honestly, if you went to an otter cafe, your world would change.
Yeah, the otters.
Yeah, I'd be more depressed because I'd be like, wow, I can't believe they're going to euthanize all these otters.
No, they don't.
They don't euthanize them.
Because they do.
There's no euthanization.
That's not true.
That is so true.
No.
Mark, I can't believe you saw my YouTube and you clicked not on my YouTube.
He did choose his.
Well, you chose Will Next YouTube.
My YouTube is not followed enough, though.
That's good.
That's crazy.
All those otters are dead now.
No, they're thriving.
Oh, look at the little hands.
Oh, my God.
They give you a little joy from Austin, who's a known murderer.
A known.
Look at that one.
Now that you're right here, I think it's time to talk about it.
Dude, otters should not be living in a 4x4 box.
I desperately don't.
I desperately want a pet otter now.
No, you're bad.
Bad.
Smells so bad.
No, they were cute.
My cat kind of looks like an otter.
Yeah, let's just go back to Japan.
Yeah, I can't wait.
Have fun.
You're coming.
Oh, my God, Cutie.
I thought by this time you were going to be fixed.
Yeah.
What happened?
I don't think that's going to be a good time.
Are you actually working on yourself, cutie?
I go to therapy twice a week.
It's so expensive.
She just raised the price, too, and I'm like, shit.
Damn, you're so fucked up.
Your doctor was like, we got raising the price.
She raises it like every three months.
That's your doctor literally.
Yeah, it's so much money, too.
Because your doctor's like, I got to pay for therapy.
Yeah.
I know.
I think I'm going to have to start going once a week because it's too much money.
Get Ludwig to pay for it.
I'm not going to do that.
I literally pay her like a salary.
Oh.
Get Ludwig to pay for your therapy.
Therapy On A Plane00:06:11
$325 a session.
What?
Yeah.
Is that a lot?
I don't know.
For therapy.
$600 a week?
That's a good question.
Yeah, that's a lot of money in general, but is that a lot for therapy?
Oh, you don't have insurance.
No, I do have insurance now, but she doesn't take insurance, I guess.
I don't know.
What?
Yeah, I don't get it.
A lot of cashiers.
Fucking kind of weird ass therapist.
It's a trauma EMDR therapist.
Yo, that fucking price is traumatic.
No, I should be so crazy.
Straight up.
Straight up.
Or do a new therapist.
I'll do the therapy half the price.
Okay, I'm in.
But my methods?
Yeah, my veins are going to get bigger, hopefully.
My methods are considered unusual.
We will be drugging you and putting you on a plane.
Exposure therapy.
I'm just going to turn you into a CrossFit chick.
That's going to be my therapy.
I don't want to be a CrossFit chick.
Well, no one wants to get better, cutie.
You got to teach me.
You do.
I want to get better.
Yeah, so we're going to first work on your biceps, and they're going to become a shield for your soul.
I'm drunk in the back of the car, and I cry like a baby coming home from the bar.
Woo-woo.
Close.
I tried.
I don't know what you want from me.
Okay.
We're done talking about planes being on fire.
I have another that I want to talk about.
Oh, wow.
TruthTellerEagle.fuck.
The hero of TruthTellerEagle.net.
What is that?
It's a web.
It's his website.
Website.
It's a fan-made website for me.
Why does he have that?
Please look up Bass Pro Shop Cannonball.
Oh, we should have done this fucking behind the page.
Yeah, he's got a micro penis.
I mean, I guess we can still look at it and then.
Oh, we can look at it and send it.
Who has a micro penis?
The absolute hero.
I mean, we can look at the video if you want, but it's not going to show you the...
It's on Twitter for sure.
What do you think?
A man.
To be honest, I don't even think we'd get demonetized for showing it because his penis is so small you can't see it.
You can't see it.
You're not giving enough context to me and the viewers.
There is a man in the Bass Pro shop that was arrested.
He's 42 years old.
He was arrested for nakedly cannonballing into the aquarium at a bass pro shop, and there's video footage of it.
And he swims in there for a little bit before the cops arrive.
And he has the tiniest penis of all.
Why did he do this?
Did they say?
He's a fucking legend.
Yeah.
But like a real reason.
Was he like on drugs?
I think he's a legend.
Heroes live forever.
Trying to make a moment.
Legends never die.
Okay.
No, cool.
That cleared things up.
Yeah.
Actually.
You're welcome.
Are there bass in their aquarium?
Yes.
What else is in there?
All kinds of fish.
By the way, I can offer you a little olive branch here.
We're going to do another FioreN trip to Memphis.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
To the Memphis Bass Pro Shop Pyramid, which is like an amusement park bass shop.
Uh-huh.
And we're going to stay there.
Can you drive to Memphis?
When are you trying to go to Memphis?
Probably within the next two or three months.
Hmm.
Right as the Planet.
How long is that flight?
Right as the streamer awards at.
How long is the flight?
Like two hours.
Will you Google it more?
Wait, you would do a two-hour flight?
The flight from LAX to Tennessee.
Well, because I wanted, because Taylor Swift, she kind of like grew up in Tennessee.
So I thought maybe it'd be, I've always wanted to go to Tennessee, but 335.
Cutie.
That's not that long.
Kitty, Kitty, I would give you half my winnings from Austin.
That would pay for like 10 minutes of your therapy.
What would you win from Austin?
$10,000.
You'd have to pay us.
How did you win $10,000?
Cutie, the bet.
What bet?
If you get on a plane.
Wow, it's been so long.
If you get on a plane before he gets an apartment and in Los Angeles, I win 10 racks.
I'm trying to go.
I'm trying to go to...
I want to go to Paris this year is a goal because Taylor Swift has a show in May.
And so I thought that was a good goal.
And I want to work my way up to it by doing a smaller flight.
Memphis.
Three hours seems a little long.
Paris is 15 hours away.
I know, but I've never done it.
That's what we're doing.
Three hours is up and down, dude.
It's so quick.
Yeah, you wouldn't even know you're on a plane.
Listen, I would charter a private jet.
No, that's worse.
We would get first class.
No, it has to be a Airbus.
Yeah, or the Dreamliner.
I would schedule this flight.
And Austin has to be on the plane.
Well, actually, I'm scared to be on the plane with Austin because I feel like for some reason, Austin and I have this idea that if we're both on the same plane, something bad will happen.
He'll be on a different flight, though.
Yeah, but it's also a nice idea if Austin's on the plane because if something did happen, maybe he could fly it.
Whatever you need.
I don't know what I want.
Whatever you need.
Will you go to a fortune teller beforehand and see what they say about your lifespan?
And if they say you'll live a long time, because I'm too afraid to go to Fortune Teller, you can go and they'll say if you live a long time, then we can get on a plane together.
I'll do all of that.
But you have to commit to go within the next three months.
I can't commit because it really stresses me out.
But I will actually think about it.
You won't commit.
You won't commit.
But I'm actually thinking about it.
And I will buy an extra ticket.
No, no, no.
Cutie, this is a trip.
I have to pick out the plane.
What if Taylor Swift was there?
Cutie, how are you not going to commit, but still pick out the plane?
I've got to pick out the plane.
Okay.
So you're committing.
But it has to be Delta, but I'm thinking about it.
Okay.
Why does it have to be Delta?
Should I only fly on Delta or JetBlue?
This is a podcast trip.
It would be unbelievable concerns.
I'm thinking about it.
It would be unbelievable.
Why does it have to be Delta?
Because they have the lease access.
Because those are the only ones I fly on.
Why are those the only ones you fly?
Because my mom used to work for JetBlue, so I feel like she's like watching over those planes.
And then Delta's just the GOAT.
We could also fly JetBlue Mint to Memphis.
I do like JetBlue.
Have you ever flown Mint?
Yeah.
It's so nice.
You can lay flat.
Picking Delta Flights00:08:24
I know.
Ah, such a long flight.
Nope.
It's one of the shorter flights you can impossibly take in the world, actually.
Like, Vegas is the only flight that you'd be down to take, I guess then.
No, because Vegas is too short.
It's what?
Cutie.
Oh.
I'm committing cutie.
I'm thinking about it.
I'm committing cutie to it.
Now let's watch this video.
Cutie's going to mess.
Are we going to see his penis?
Yeah.
Yep.
This is crazy.
The juxtaposition between this and Jeremy Ellen White or whatever.
Look at him go.
Look at the little guy.
Yeah, show us the dive.
He's swimming around.
Oh?
Oh, it's blurred.
No, that's blurred.
That's fine.
That's blurred.
Sony, you don't have to blur it.
Well, that one's more.
Oh, my gosh.
He stood up and then he's like, one more time.
Yeah.
What an interesting thing to do.
Sick.
What is he saying?
My fucking right.
Why is it?
One more on.
Oh, my God.
His hoo-ha is out.
Yeah, it's so tiny.
Oh, my God.
He just went like this.
Yeah, he's doing jerking offhand motions.
Oh, my God.
He's...
I think he's like a.
Is he like a voyeur?
Do you think he wants to?
I think he's a flasher.
Yeah.
I like how he keeps going.
Woo!
Oh.
Wait, that was.
Yeah, that hurt.
Did he just jump out?
Yeah.
I didn't see that.
He played that bad.
That was kind of funny.
My man bounced.
I think he was trying to escape.
He's definitely broke his reps.
What the fuck?
Why did he think he could get away like that?
He's going to be so slippery.
Or they can't take him.
They do not need to point out.
Oh, my God, bro.
You cannot pay him, dog.
He's wet as hell.
He's going to die.
Dude, this poor police officer is right in his bar.
He does not have much fighting him after that.
Yeah.
Now what I'm going to do with him.
Well, he's wet.
He ought to be able to slide across this pool pretty good.
Hey, Benny, we slide across this pool pretty good.
It does not really matter at this point.
That's so sick.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to see.
Oh, he's slithering.
Oh, my God.
They're just dragging him.
Well, his pig's not going to touch the ground, so it's not a problem.
Grab the hair.
Oh, my God.
You need to see the penis, though, kitty.
I don't know if I want to.
I'm going to send March two different videos.
One is going to be the video I want to watch next.
And the one before that is going to be the penis video.
You have, hey, I respect your grind this week.
You have a lot you want to talk about.
Yes.
I was here to.
I have vibes.
That's what I brought this week.
Yeah.
Really bad vibes.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I disagree.
I don't know.
I disagree.
I'm not even phased anymore.
The second video, yeah.
So I had this exact same take that Felix did, which is kind of funny.
Holy shit.
But I said the exact same thing.
I was like, it's so brave of like a grower, not a shower, in a cold environment like this to basically put himself out there.
But like, he's not.
He's not like a grower.
He has like a he pussy.
Yeah, it looks like a physically here.
Pull it up, big street.
I can't find his face.
Yeah, I can't find him.
I can't see in a penis.
Here's a micro penis.
I cannot see it.
Yeah, he has a micro penis.
But yeah, what do you think about that?
I think less about that than Jeremy Allen White, if I'm being honest with you.
Is that his name?
Jeremy Allen White?
Yeah.
I still think he's.
It's cool to go by three names.
Ugly hot.
Edgar Allan Poe, Jeremy Allen.
Oh, wait.
Both Alan.
They're related.
Yeah.
That's huge.
Everybody knows when your middle name is Alan, you're related to all the other people with middle names, Alan.
Wow.
Will's stream is so loud.
I couldn't think straight.
Okay.
I'm waiting for Will to show this next one because.
Well, give me a tee-up.
A tee-up is.
I mean, it's just a weird video.
I wanted to hear you.
How did you find it?
What have you been doing this week?
You've just been on the internet?
You've just been.
I've found weird videos.
You sound, it feels like I'm talking to my high school kid.
It's all you're giving me.
Your high school kid?
Yeah.
Oh, hey, what'd you do this week?
I just found weird videos.
I do.
I find weird videos.
He likes weird videos.
All right.
What else did you have for us?
Ooh, what's this?
This is Cannibals and the Aghori, the Aghori Cannibal Sec.
Oh, my God.
I kind of want to watch the full vid now.
Like, I found this, and I was like, this seems like.
I play it.
Let's see what happens.
Oh, my God.
What is those?
Heath.
Human?
Maybe.
Maybe I'll take this off right now and then.
Justin, thank you.
All right.
Okay.
Thank you.
I don't think this is a good idea.
Why are people on that side of the river so afraid of the Aghori?
I see.
I think he should leave.
This may have been a mistake.
Let's see where it goes.
I can be polite.
I can be very polite about it.
The director saying, let's see how it goes is fucked.
I think it might be fake.
Oh, then Nathan for you pops out.
That was so good.
Him just saying, if you talk so much, I'm going to cut your head off.
I want to see the OG version of this, like the full version of this.
That's interesting.
Cannibals.
I would be freaked out by that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you feel like you could take that guy?
He tries to cut your head off.
How's he going to cut your head off?
I'm going to be honest.
Crazy Trump's all.
Really?
Yeah.
Anytime you're fighting, there's a certain level of crazy that you just can't deal with.
There was a.
There's just things that you're not willing to do, right?
He's willing to bite, scratch, stab.
You're not willing to do that if it's life or death?
I don't.
Biting is not going to be your first tool in your arsenal.
He is.
He's going to go in head first with the bite.
Right.
Yeah.
You punch that guy in the mouth, he's biting your fucking knuckles.
Yeah, he's going to bite and scratch.
And mouth bacteria is very dangerous.
So you'll get messed up.
It is win that fight.
Yeah.
Mike, the situation on Jersey Shore.
He got in a fight with Ronnie one time.
And so he went to slam his head through the wall because he said one time he got in a fight with a guy that was much bigger than him and he slammed his head through the drywall.
And then the guy didn't want to fight him because he looked so crazy.
But then they were in Italy and he tried to slam his head through the drywall, but it was actually a cement wall and then he passed out.
Oh, really?
So sometimes crazy doesn't work.
That's pretty funny.
Gender Identity Categories00:14:09
Yeah.
Are you watching the Jersey Shore?
Like, are you re-watching it or something?
No, I just remember that.
That is a memorable moment.
That's it.
That's all the videos I have.
Oh, my God.
You were not.
Oh, my God.
I'm still.
You're not allowed to sit here and tell me, oh, boy, I have all these weird videos.
And I said, what'd you do this week?
And he said, watched weird videos, and that's all you give me.
And then you say you're out of videos after your first weird video.
I brought up like four topics today for us.
That's fine.
I appreciate that.
But that was the one weird video I wanted to see if we could find the full one.
Thank you, Hassan.
Thank you, Hassan.
What kind of weird videos do you have for us, QT?
Oh, that's right.
You have none.
Yeah, don't pull your phone out.
Oh, you don't think.
You don't think that I put effort into this?
No, I don't think.
No.
One second.
I got a citizen app thing.
If it was whine about it, she'd have straight segments.
Yeah, she'd be like, oh.
Oh, I actually, we actually don't need segments because we're just electric.
Yeah, what's up?
And so we just, we just vibe.
I'm Cinderella, and this is Whine About it.
Today we're going to talk about how men ain't shit, just like last week's episode.
Yeah, we do talk about how men ain't shit every single time and how people shouldn't GTA RP relationships.
And it's awesome.
No, I do have notes saved, though.
I nominations for streamer words start Monday.
Wow.
Can you believe that?
I did my part.
I nominated for the game or the games that you segments that you were putting out there.
You chose, you helped, you voted for categories is what you did.
Yeah, I did that.
That's good.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
You did that.
Oh.
I thought all the categories from last year except for Valorant.
What?
No.
Every year there's new categories that get voted in.
Yeah, I know.
I was saying that all the categories last year were good except for Valorant.
Why no Valorant?
Because they were because they were mean.
I took it away from them.
Oh.
You didn't know that?
Oh, yeah.
I said, you guys can't.
You guys can't have it.
Oh, no.
I had this TikTok saved with this drama and the bitch deleted it.
What was the drama?
Oh, frick.
Walk us through the drama.
It was this girl that made out with everyone at our company party.
She made out with, and then she got fired.
And she's like, why aren't the men getting fired?
And I want you guys to take on it.
Did the men make out with everybody?
She made out with the men.
There's 0% chance that, like, she, if she's the one who made out with every single person, I feel like she might have been a little bit more belligerent than everybody else.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, but don't you think that reverse the roles, Hassan?
Like, I feel like I found it.
If a dude was making out with everyone at the company party, like, I don't think the women would be fired in that situation.
I think the dude making out with everybody would be fired as well.
She'd be fired for making out, though.
Well, that's just a good Christmas party.
That's why I think it's more than that, is what I'm saying.
Because there's no way it was just like, she was just even the logistics of like trying to do it.
Before we move on that, while we were talking about the streamer awards, real quick, I'm doing a new award this year, and it might be controversial.
Baldest streamer.
No, why would I do that?
It is.
Is it an award for women?
Yeah.
And minority genders is combined.
I got it from Valorant's Game Changers.
Okay.
Minority genders?
What do you mean?
Like non-binary.
Because the platform, because the top is women in non-binary.
Is that what it is?
Yeah, because the top 100 streamers, 98 of them are male.
And so I thought it would be a fun category to try to highlight women in non-binary.
Let's go, men.
Let's go.
But I'm nervous that people are going to be mad.
What?
Nothing.
You don't need to be highlighted.
I'm glad you learned your lesson.
You know what?
I think you could offset it if you just had like burliest bastard.
No, I don't need to offset it.
The platform offsets it with the 98%.
Offset it with fattest nuts.
No.
I don't want to do that.
Because then it'd be fun.
It'd be like game changers, ladies and non-bear binary and trans and media.
And then next up.
Fattest and fattest nuts.
That's a category I might win.
It's not a bad idea.
I lay some thick ass ropes.
I'm going to do it.
No, I'm not doing thickest ropes.
Do both.
Do fat nuts at it.
I would hold it in for like a month.
So I don't want ladies in the chat.
You've got to be with me now.
I'm going to be honest.
Those would be your highest rated awards.
Fattest nuts and thickest ropes.
No, I'm not doing it.
I thought thick rope and fat nut was the same.
Was I wrong?
No, because fat nuts is like your actual sack.
Oh, thickest ropes are your ropes.
Oh, he thought you meant fat nut.
Like, no nut.
No, that's thick ropes.
Yeah, that's thick ropes.
You're right.
And it's good to clarify these things because it would get confusing to a voter.
Dude, ah, come on, cutie.
No, we're not.
Never give anything to us.
We'll never travel.
We'll never have the fuel.
Fat nuts travel without me.
And Emily will take my spot.
She already said she would.
True.
Like in the pod?
Yeah.
Okay.
She would say she'd fill me in.
True.
She would sit in for me.
Sure, if you want her to.
But whenever you travel, she won't even piss that rope.
She's going to fucking take it.
Emily, Emily would.
She's like, thank God I'm done with the pod.
She won't even do the fat nuts.
Guys, question.
Can I be serious for a second?
Don't move on.
I think your award is nice and I think it's meaningful.
And I think the people that appreciate it are the people that you care about anyway.
So women and non-binary.
No, I appreciate the award.
Asana appreciates the award.
I think it's important.
I don't appreciate it.
Oh, okay.
I think at first I was going to call it the Radiance Award because I kind of liked it.
I liked it.
I liked it being abstract.
Why not men?
But then I decided that was too feminine.
Sure.
And Ludwig had a good point.
He was like, you should call it the Against All Odds Award because, you know.
Oh.
But that felt like a mouthful.
And so then he was like, what about the Defiance Award?
And I was like, that sounds bitchy.
And I think Against All Odds is good, though.
But this is what I landed on.
Are you ready for it?
Tell me if you're inspired.
The Pussy Award.
So it's going to be the Game Her Award.
Oh, no, just kidding.
I like that.
No, no.
Because non-binary.
Non-binary.
Oh.
It is Game Her Plus Award.
The Sapphire Award.
Recognizes.
Damn, you should work for Oprah.
Recognizes a streamer who, like a Sapphire, is formed against all odds.
This is a streamer who's excelled in entertaining at the highest level in the past year, despite facing significant challenges.
In the industry where 98% of the top streamers are male, this award is dedicated to streamers who identify as female or minority gender who flourish in the face of adversity.
Minority gender mean nine non-binary.
Why don't you just say non-binary?
Because um, it gets really complicated, I found out.
So I have a cousin who's non-binary and uh, they said, they said that they are not essential.
I, I feel like I can't speak on it based on twitter because i'm not a part of it sure, but they said they are not queer and okay, so some people were saying, instead of saying non-binary, I should say queer.
But then some people said, instead of saying queer, I should say non-binary.
And it just got really complicated and messy and so I just took minority gender from uh, game changers, because also, trans people at times might still do like, you could still identify, you could be, you could be a trans female who still you could still use he, she or them pronouns and technically, you could you're.
That's still a minority gender, because it's really complicated.
I'm with it.
I'm too sick female to speak on it, but this was a lot of fun having you yeah, having you articulate it.
I really did.
I've talked to a lot of people.
I talked to my my, my stepbrother who's trans.
I talked to my cousin who's non-binary.
I talked to twitter.
I, I do.
Actually, I have a lot of dude.
It's a well thought out idea.
I I like the name and everyone's gonna use a real sapphire to people, though I don't have that kind of money.
You should just figure it out.
Oh wow, you don't have that kind of money for minority genders.
Well, you're wasting all your money on therapy.
Sounds like twitter.
Yeah, I am wasting my money on therapy.
I don't think it's helping and I spend so much money.
I don't know.
But you do need to get ready.
People are gonna yell at you.
It doesn't matter.
You have to block it out.
Kidding, what do you mean why?
Because everyone is.
Just because you want to highlight other people doesn't mean you want to diminish other people.
Yeah, what the hell is a minority gender?
Anyway, i'm gonna say it's people that is that just a black woman?
I don't understand why we can't just say this is an award for black women um, and then and then there's the other side, being black isn't a race.
Actually, this is, or is it is a race.
It's not a gender actually.
It's kind of messed up that you didn't uh specify, specify Xenogender, which is underrepresented as a category.
Yeah, what about them?
Xeno genders?
I would say that's a minority gender.
Yeah well, it seems like you didn't select any Xenogender people specifically on that.
I came for the Fat Nuts Awards.
Where is it?
That's a platform issue.
That's not a meeting.
As far as overcoming great odds, don't you think um, disabilities are are great odds that people overcome?
Why are there no?
Sapphire is already the name of a book about a disenfranchised black woman dealing with her weight racism in the face of adversity.
It got turned into a movie called Precious.
This is about gender.
You went from being a fucking reactionary being whoa no no no, he's, he's reactionary, he just loves, he just loves, he just loves.
Push my Sapphire, he loves the movie Precious.
Like that movie, touch me, I do.
My mother dealt with weight problems.
I do think that there will be people being like, why isn't there?
You know, why isn't there award for other kinds of disability or race or or just minority genders?
No, there is the platform.
No, people will ask for the men thing.
Yeah, I know they will.
Where's the award for man, I thought?
I thought if I get too much hate, i'll honestly get rid of it next year.
No more killing themselves in droves.
I'm gonna try not to, but no, you'll see, you're the reason the suicides rates up.
It's important to me to highlight minority genders in a space that isn't like whatever, but I still don't know what that is and i'm too angry to read.
Okay, I did get some retort the first year.
I I don't think i've ever talked about this vocally talked about this Vogue that was talking about a choir.
I don't know why that came out of my mouth without using vocals.
I got some.
There was some UH People that talked about this that they were like, oh, it was too, it was too whitewashed.
Like the first streamer awards, they were saying there was too many like white people.
However, that isn't like inherently a me problem.
That is, that is a platform problem.
And I think every year it gets better that more like races are like pushed up to the top of Twitch and represented.
And it's just because Twitch is expanding.
I think hopefully hate raids when it comes to race are getting less and less and less.
But that's like a lot of these problems are me problems.
They're systematic problems with like the platform.
Don't you feel like a award for a white man then would be the most competitive of all of them?
Yeah, it's basically all the other ones.
Matthew.
That's the thing is, if you go back and look at like the winners, it's not very like it's mostly white men, which sucks.
But also, you know, that's what the platform is built on right now.
And I think hopefully that changes over the next few years.
Hopefully it's way more diverse.
Out of character.
I don't know.
Again, I think it's a Noble award and we both have your back.
I'm scared.
It doesn't matter.
People are going to yell at you regardless.
My point was trying to make you have your back.
Avoid that.
Like, just don't listen.
Cutie, cutie.
This is really serious.
So cute.
Cutie.
But if I kissed her on the mouth, would that be okay?
Yeah, I'm not sure.
Why are you asking me for I'm asking the anti-bestiality people if that counts as bestiality?
I don't want people to think I'm bestiality if I kiss her on the mouth.
Oh my God, you're making this sword.
Why are you saying that?
Listen, Because I kiss her on the mouth.
Can I say something that you will listen to, please, as someone who gets yelled at all this?
You cannot, they're 1,000 million percent going to yell at you.
Yes.
Okay.
From both the angle that Will presented and the angle that I presented.
They're going to say, why not this?
Why not that?
Okay.
The real major problem here is you.
It's your reaction to it.
You cannot react to it.
You just have to recognize that it's going to happen.
And you don't have to like be right.
You don't have to make an argument that like you are right and have people agree with you.
Wow.
It sometimes makes you feel good.
I know.
It makes everybody feel good to be like, oh, everybody listens to me.
Everybody's like, got my back.
Yeah, but what if people stop watching my award show because they're mad?
That's never going to happen.
They might.
No, that's insane.
That is 1 million% not going to happen.
Most of the people that are chirping at you on Twitter have literally never heard of your award.
They were just geared to get mad about something that day because they're fucking losers and they're angry at themselves.
And they saw a bunch of other people yelling at you and they joined it on the phone.
That's like 98% of you.
Don't yell at me.
Accountant Michelle Story00:07:20
I'm asking nicely.
They don't know that because they don't know you because they don't know the awards.
If you see, hey, listeners of the podcast, if you see people yelling me on Twitter, send them this clip.
Hello, sir, yelling at me, Twitter.
Please stop.
Please.
And you will have Hassan and my support from Japan where we will be during the award.
So, okay.
Yeah.
If that's where you want to be, that's where you want to be.
What can I do?
Well, I mean, we'll do a nice call in.
I don't need it unless you win.
I win shit, so nominations start to Monday.
I keep wanting to say tomorrow, but this is going to be a lot of fun.
I respectfully asked not to be nominated this year by my community.
You asked them not to say that.
Yes, because I don't want to just lose again.
I should probably do that too.
I don't ask them to nominate me either.
You know, save it for someone else that deserves it more or something.
Someone has a funny thing.
You just kicked the camera.
I did?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Wait, flip it?
It was fine that you did.
Oh, great.
If you decide to do the fat nuts or thick ropes award, I will be there no matter what.
I will be there and I'll work for it too.
I'm not doing that.
I will not nut for a long enough time so they can have the...
We didn't get to talk about the lady who made out, but next week, maybe.
Let's talk about the lady who made out.
We got a little dude.
Do you want to?
Yeah, just quickly.
Five minutes.
Hit me.
Well, he's going to show a video.
Was she like schloppy?
I lost my job at my Christmas party last year.
Story time.
So my profession is an accountant.
Okay.
So we all know what accountants are typically like.
That was my workplace.
Wait.
So I actually became...
Is she not actually an accountant?
I just realized because sometimes people say they're accountants, but they're sex workers.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
This whole time I thought she got fired from her accountant job.
I think she might have.
Yeah, but is she actually just in sex work?
Judy's right.
A lot of times people on TikTok who are only both judging a woman by her jugs.
Didn't she just say I'm an accountant?
Didn't she just do accountants?
That's how I lost my job at my Christmas party last year.
Story time.
So my profession is an accountant.
Okay, so we all know what.
What accountants are typically like.
That was my work.
Accountants are typically like this is confusing.
Okay, maybe she's an accountant.
I think she just made an account.
So I actually became an accountant.
Literally.
I did see the big jugs and I thought, those are impossibly large.
I am with her.
She is an accountant.
This woman is a victim.
You know what it's like?
You know what it's like?
If you see like a six foot five jack dude and you're and he tells you what he's doing and you're like, oh, you're wasting your talents.
You should be in the accountant.
All right, let's just like that's like I would be like, oh, you're built like a tight end.
Like, why are you doing accounting?
That's how I feel about this lady.
Straight into an friendship and I have what just worked my way up in the corporate world.
And obviously, working your way up as a woman is hard enough in general, you know?
Especially in the corporate world.
No, no, no, especially sexisting and like finance.
I did originally think she was looking like that.
I'm the only girl.
There's no other girl.
It's like 50-year-old men surrounded by me.
And I'm just there in my little like Starbucks cup, Stanley Cup.
And the setup of this company was always a bit weird to me.
Not weird, but weird.
So from the outside in, it didn't look too strange.
CEO was a joint CEO.
It was a husband and a wife.
And the wife did a lot of kind of like the HR people part, whereas the husband did.
He just worked with us managers and like he did a lot of the meetings.
He did a lot of the numbers.
Anyway, we have always had good Christmas parties.
The CEO just always, I'm going to call him, love to give him a name.
Let's call him Mark.
And then let's call his wife Michelle.
So Mark and Michelle would always put on such good Christmas parties.
Everyone loved them.
It wasn't too big.
And I think that may have been the issue.
There was maybe like 15 of us, including Mark and Michelle.
So it really weren't like a huge company at all.
People got along.
There wasn't like a huge turnover in people.
People stayed and were there for like years and years.
So this current year, Mark and Michelle were having some issues.
And as a company, she did a great job.
I know this just because it was very apparent in like the reason I mentioned I was part of the managers.
It's a very male orientated and I'm the only girl is because a lot of them married for one, but also make a lot of just passes at me.
And like, I'm so used now to like shoving it off and just being like, oh, like whatever.
They're just old, creepy men.
And Mark has always been one of them people as well who has just always made comments.
And like, I have always thought, wife's next door, you know?
Like, let's not, let's not go there.
So by the time the Christmas party came, we generally think Mark and Michelle were like file in for divorce.
Like that's how serious we thought it got as a team.
I feel like you can kind of see where this is going, but basically at the work Christmas party, I got very, oh, that was my island.
I got very drunk.
Okay.
And I do some stuff.
I'm not.
I just don't like what I do when I'm drunk.
So there is one guy who I work with and let's call him James.
There's more, there's more, there's more.
I promise.
I worked hard for this.
Okay.
James.
James isn't 50.
James is 22.
He's basically my age.
And I think there's always just been that sort of tension between us.
And at the work Christmas party, we ended up making out.
And it wasn't in a private space.
It was kind of directly at the dinner table.
It weren't hidden.
James actually went home quite early that night.
He had stuff to do the next morning.
However, I feel like the other men kind of thought this was a go-ahead that I was about to start making out with all of them.
And I did.
I don't know why.
And by everyone, I mean Mark as well.
Do you know what makes this worse?
In front of Michelle.
So that was actually our last working day.
I had to live with about a week and a half of fear of going back to work.
I received a meeting invitation and it was literally for the next day.
And it was with both, what did I call them?
Mark and Michelle.
I kind of knew straight away at that point that I was literally about to lose my job and I did.
Okay, so she's telling the story from her perspective.
She RP'd relationship.
She's telling the story from her perspective, which makes me feel like there's probably more to the story than the way she's explaining it.
I think she was completely accurate and I back that woman in every facet of her life.
I don't think she should fire.
Should she get fired for that?
And I back her because she is a woman and I am sister solid.
I don't think she should get fired for that.
Maybe she should.
Yeah, that's.
I don't think she should.
I agree.
Yeah, you know what?
I agree that she shouldn't get fired either.
And we've agreed on our first topic all night.
And that's the end of this episode of Fear.
That's right.
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Is RPing relationships chill?
Memphis Trip Plans00:00:59
See, that is making me think that you automatically think it's not.
Yeah, I would kill myself.
Why?
If I'm upstairs making my boyfriend chilly and I pull up his stream and he's asking some girl to be his girlfriend in pixel mode, yeah, I'm ending it all.
What a stupid fucking thing to do.
But you're killing yourself?
Yeah.
Cutie.
It's a character.
That's not NMP.
That's Jason.
Guys, come on.
You don't think you...
No.
Am I?
I don't think so.
I don't give a shit about it.
Bro, that is crazy.
It is a.
There's no way I'm alone here.
It's a role.
You are alone.
I play a gay German makeup.
That's a fantastic thing.
You know that that's fantasy, right?
I'm not a gay German man.
But you want to be a gay German one.
That's why you do it.
Exactly.
I mean, like.
You think I would, I want to be a 70-year-old hairdresser from Dusseldorf.
The more you talk about it, the more I feel like you are playing your future.