TinaKitten joins hosts Will and Cutie to dissect a sold-out hot sauce, Taylor Swift's alleged Pentagon ties, and Austin's $120,000 Royal Caribbean cruise. They analyze Barry Keegan's Saltburn grave scene, discuss BRCA2 gene risks prompting mastectomies, and recount childhood violence linked to impulse control. Ultimately, the episode blends chaotic personal anecdotes with deep dives into financial logistics, acting ethics, and conspiracy theories, revealing how extreme life choices intersect with mundane travel costs and hidden family histories. [Automatically generated summary]
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Context Matters for Chat00:05:12
We have a Eve.
Oh, I don't, is that the who's that girl?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I didn't know who that was.
I don't know.
I don't know anything about me.
I'm thinking about first lady of the Rough Riders.
She's the tattoo.
Oh, my God.
This is so sick because I have a music point that I think you're going to appreciate.
And that's the first topic.
Topic of today.
What's up, folks?
Welcome back to the Grand Podcast.
I hate what it is.
The greatest podcast in the world.
Much better than the yard, much better than the basement yard, backyard, all yard-related podcasts.
Nobody asked this.
We are so much better than them.
Stop defending your boyfriend.
I think at this point, it's like McDonald's, how they have the billions served on their sign.
Like, we fear and better than the yard.
We haven't served that many people.
Well, we're working.
That's what you think.
Will and I, we got hungry mouths.
Okay.
We got hungry mouths and sloppiness.
And audacity.
Yep.
I'll say it.
I miss Austin.
That is the worst thing I've ever heard from your mouth.
And you said it.
I miss him in the first 30 seconds.
I actually have something that'll make you feel more at home.
What?
So I released a hot sauce over the weekend, and it was a huge success.
Thank you.
Banger.
Thank you.
Five minutes.
Ever since this guy releases hot sauce, his ego changed?
As part of it.
Game changed.
I danced a little bit, right?
Because my early streamers.
I've not watched it because all the comments on that were talking about your dick.
And so I don't want to see it.
Let's go ahead and take a look.
Let's take a look.
Pretend Austin is here.
We're going to take a look.
Let's take a look.
Is it a good.
So I used to dress as Wolverine when I first started streaming, and I went back to that to my roots.
Slut.
No, no, it's on.
It's probably on live stream.
If you just go on Twitter and type in Will Nev Gat.
Yeah.
Anyway, so I did this little dance, and the dance kind of got more notoriety than the sauce did because I show a little bit of ass.
Okay, first of all, the reason for that is because people can't buy the sauce anymore because it's sold out in five minutes.
People can buy that ass.
People can't buy that.
That is an ass that won't quit.
People can buy that ass.
Where are they buying?
Nefsauce.com.
No, your ass.
Oh, just Will Nef.
Yeah, yeah.
Here you go.
Take a look.
This is me dancing.
I'm not watching.
Oh, wow.
Dude, you have to watch for context.
Everyone talked about your gym.
Okay, I'm looking at your face.
I'm wearing a Zen tie suit.
You can't see anything.
It sounded like in the comments every day.
And yet you can see everything.
Beast upon it.
It's sold out.
Five minutes.
Let's see what you got.
Oh, my.
I love the little jiggle.
You got the little jiggle.
Wait, your chat is so excited.
Yeah, yeah.
I still have not made eye podcasts.
That's my favorite part.
Yeah.
You are such a slut.
We need to stop.
Okay, here's what I said about this when I saw this.
I'm sick and tired of the ethos on this platform.
I'm sick and tired of people shaking their booty.
Yep.
Okay.
We need to stop it.
Yeah.
We need to put an end to it.
Well, this is the part that will make you think of Austin.
I didn't know what effect this would have.
But multiple gay OnlyFans creators reached out and asked to shoot with me as a result because they think I'm a homosexual OnlyFans creator now because of that video.
I love the idea.
You should put all their names in a hat and then choose one to say yes to.
Yeah, yeah.
No, choose the one that I'm here to suck you off.
No, choose the one that Austin has spent the most money on.
Okay.
Okay, here's the plan.
We go into Austin's phone.
Sure.
We get into his OnlyFans.
I'll steal it.
We look at who he is a power user of, and then you collaborate with him.
But what I think is really funny is not if you like go in and have gay sex.
Oh, yeah.
Gay sex is not funny.
Yeah, like that's not funny.
That's not funny at all.
You're going to hell, right?
Yeah.
Whereas I whereas what I think would be funny is if they're having like is if one of the OnlyFans guys is just like going to town, right?
They're just eating each other's asses, whatever.
And you're just in the background shaking yourself.
Shake that ass, bitch, let me see.
Like, no, like completely.
They're avoiding looking at you.
You're just there.
Yep.
I think that would be beautiful.
Anyway, it was a big success for me.
Congratulations.
I got yelled at everybody because I was another influencer doing a product, but I would like to mention I gave every cent I made to our mutual artist, Matt's StupidArt.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
That's fire.
As a gift for his baby.
So that's pretty cool.
Well, next time you want me to draw something for you, I will do it.
He made the art for the for all of the things.
Pretty much everything Hassan and I have ever done.
QSMP Assassinator Storylines00:03:00
Yeah, that too.
Yeah, everything.
Well, yeah.
I mean, he made the original fear and maulding poster that I have up there.
So part of the reason I gave it to him, I don't even know if you remember this.
We were supposed to release the fear and pillowcases two years ago.
And he was supposed to get a cut of that.
And we never released those.
And I've always felt guilty.
They're still coming.
Oh, there you go.
When they do.
Yeah.
Matt.
When they do, our boy will make some cake.
Okay.
He also drew off.
Our guest today.
We went on a long tangent.
Our guest today.
Team of Kent, everybody.
Yay!
That's right.
Teena.
She's incredible.
She's wonderful.
She's a part of the QSMP, right?
Yeah.
It's true.
Did I say that right?
Is it QSMP?
No.
Do you speak a different language?
Korean?
So you don't even take advantage of the cool QSMP translator software?
I do.
How?
Why are you grilling her?
Well, because I am getting up.
Barbara Walters over here in 60 minutes.
All right.
Today we're with a fraudulent.
You should take advantage of their software.
I will say, like, what?
I shouldn't have more advantage of it, but I think like because I joined, I study a lot more Spanish.
Cool.
Yeah.
Like, when I watch Breaking Bad, I understand a lot of conversations.
A lot of the Spanish.
Because most of that is in English.
Well, you know, but when you're in the middle of Jesse, I get that part.
Oh, I know that.
Myth amphetamine.
Los follows.
I'm like, oh, what's that?
Chicken Brothers.
Yeah.
Because prior to that, I only knew chicken.
But now I know the brothers.
Pat Restaurant is the chicken something.
Yeah.
Well, I didn't even know the.
I just knew chicken.
Okay.
That's cool.
How does, how does QSM?
I still don't know what any of the SMP stuff.
How does that work?
How does it work?
Well, there's lore.
There's underlying base lore, you know, where there's a storyline that's kind of being written and people can kind of follow along with it.
You can role play.
You can make your own storyline.
So a lot of people have their own stories that tie into the main story.
I would be an assassinator.
Is there a president?
Wait, this is not the first time I draw in the QSMP.
An assassin.
I would be John Wilkes Booth to Quackety.
Yeah, Quackity.
Is he the president?
No, you could be the president if you wanted.
Wait, but I'm the assassinator.
Oh, but what if you're the assassin president?
Oh my god, it's like assassination class.
If you're a president and you kill yourself, does that count as assassination?
Can you be like, can you go down his history as oh, I don't want to be Hitler.
There was an election, huh?
And if you died a couple times, huh?
You could not run anymore.
Taylor Swift Psyop Claims00:06:25
Really?
No way.
Dude, it's so weird feeling my own breath against this mic.
Well, this is an SM7B.
You gotta, you gotta really get on there either.
Really?
Yeah, SM7Bs are like very specific.
Do you have a cloud lifter at home?
No, I don't think so.
I have a Goxler man.
What do you use?
You as a GoXLR?
Yeah.
That's old school stuff.
But how else am I gonna auto-tune myself?
True.
It's fun.
It's all the time.
Megaphone sound effect a lot to sound like I'm in a mech.
I like that too.
Well, when I do drive through roleplay, I like that button.
Yeah, I was about to say, that's the worst part about Roadcasters.
This is so nerdy, and no one's gonna care about this.
The Pro 2 has it.
Let's go.
I just bought a Pro 2.
I'm gonna test it out because I used to use it with a Goxler all the time.
And then Rodecaster doesn't have it because it's like about Rodecaster, its market is just for dudes that make podcasts about talking about how women ain't shit.
So there's no need for cool audio effects when you're saying women ain't shit for the 11th time.
This is a bad thing.
No, you can say women ain't shit and then it's true.
I do use that.
Hey, let's talk about the topic that you are clawing out of your skin to talk about.
Okay, I have one.
Okay, cool.
We were going to talk about speaking of presidents.
Fox News.
Wow.
Okay, I brought you guys your presence.
Normally, oh, I sent yours in the mail.
Your present.
You didn't get a keycap.
You already got your present.
Farley did.
Did you get it?
Oh, you didn't.
I thought that's why you texted me and told me you loved him.
He's so cute.
All right, we're going to show these up close.
Yeah, these are my presents.
This looks like Farley.
You just texted me and said you loved me for no reason.
Yes.
Oh, I thought you got the present I sent you.
No.
Oh, it was just surprise.
Okay.
Can we get that?
I just want to segue into this topic so bad.
Segue.
Wait, real quick.
You said, Cutie, I love you.
Didn't I say you're welcome?
There's a world where I said thank you for the invite.
Oh, maybe that's what it was.
Okay.
That's wild.
I just said, I was thinking it was about the president.
And so I said, you're welcome.
And then anyway, okay, sorry.
You're really excited about Fox News.
Fox News, most trusted name in news.
Everybody knows it.
We're big fans, right?
I buy all their gold.
My gold from there.
Yeah, exactly.
They're just so goaded.
They're so truthful.
And one of the latest news broadcasts on Fox News featured a common person that we talk about regularly on this podcast right here.
Jesse Waters.
Oh, prime time.
Jesse Waters.
Okay.
Brought forward a question that everyone is asking, but no one is willing to say out loud.
Is Taylor Swift a psyop?
March, can you pull that, please?
That's right.
Wow.
Normally, we have a strict no politics policy on this broadcast, but it is the dumbest video I've ever seen in my entire life.
Well, let's hear what he says.
Well, you know, yeah, he makes some really good arguments.
Do you know what a psyop is?
I'm so glad you asked me that because I didn't want to ask out loud what's the biggest thing.
We could let Jesse Waters describe it.
But I can tell you it's psychological operations.
It's supposed to be like the American uh military's uh way of adjusting attitudes.
You know they'll do like some contributors.
Yeah exactly okay, got you how kind of you to explain?
Let's take a look at Jesse Water.
God, he is so gross okay, across the sports media entertainment atmosphere.
The NEW YORK Times just speculated she's a lesbian and last year's tour broke ticketmaster, a tour that's revenue tops the GDP of 50 countries.
I mean, I like her music, she's all right.
But I mean, have you ever wondered why or how she blew up like this talent?
Well, around four years ago, the Pentagon psychological operations floated turning Taylor Swift into an asset during a NATO meeting.
What kind of asset?
A psyop for combating online misinformation.
Listen, you came in here wanting to understand how you just go out there and counter an information operation.
Well, the idea is that social influence can help.
Uh, can help uh encourage, or that girl sounds like she knows what she's talking about.
Change so potentially as a sex operation.
I include Taylor Swift in here because she's um, you know, she's a fairly influential online person.
I don't know if you've heard of her.
Yeah, that's real.
The Pentagon spy UP UNIT pitch i'm sorry, using someone as an example of being profoundly popular on social media in a powerpoint I don't think means that they are actually actively tapped into Taylor Swift.
I, you know, I i'm hearing Jesse out.
Okay, all right fair, fair.
This is a fair and balanced.
We like to hear both sides of the.
Do you think that Taylor Swift is a government psyop being used to control influential white or influenceable white women?
Um, Taylor Swift isn't just for white women, she's for everyone.
She's for gay white men as well, sometimes everyone.
Ah okay, she's for everyone sure yeah yes, please.
I mean, he's spitting on turning Taylor Swift into an asset misinformation online.
This is nothing new.
In the 1950s, the government strong-armed Louis Armstrong wow, doing propaganda towards Africa.
The CIA did the same thing with jazz singer Nina Simone, except I didn't know that he did it without her really knowing he's he's educating.
In the 70s, Nixon enlisted Elvis in his war on drugs.
They gave the king a badge and named him a covert federal.
Yeah, Elvis helped with the war on drugs because he did all.
Yeah, he joined the war on drugs.
On the side of drugs, let me, let me put some pills.
I think it's the biggest argument that is uh, he's saying that Taylor Swift is trying to help control the misinformation online, when there's so much misinformation about Taylor Swift that that.
That just doesn't make sense.
Government Propaganda Secrets00:14:04
Like he quoted it at the beginning well, he quoted at the beginning.
He was like there was an article last week about how she's a lesbian, when that was just an article about misinformation.
I like that Jesse Waters is trying to say, like Taylor Swift is, you know, trying to combat anti-vaxxer misinformation and Cutie's over here being like, uh, excuse me, people think she's gay, people think she's a witch, people think she's a devil, people think she's this girl from an infomercial that's been dead and reincarnated.
What?
Those are my favorite people.
It's just so much.
You know what's an?
Oh well, the other thing that happened, her team won this weekend against the Miami Dolphins also a conspiracy because they could never yeah, I don't know anything about football.
I don't know anything about dolphins got tucked up and rolled well that ever since they lost Reggie Bush, they've never been the same.
Wow, that's a plat.
You know more about football than I do.
Why do you know so much about football?
I don't know if that's so much.
That's so much.
That's so much fun.
You know, Nate.
Reggie Bush, and then they got the Heisman, and then they took it away because he got a freaking car, and there's a whole thing.
But now people can get paid in high school or college.
Oh, that's why you're bringing that up.
Okay, that's actually a really good.
Yeah, you're right.
That is completely unacceptable.
They took his Heisman away.
Even I know that.
I'm a big Bush supporter.
Yeah.
Yep.
Tiny T. Huh?
Yeah.
What do you want to talk about?
Oh, you know, didn't really brainstorm any comments.
Like, I thought I was going to be kind of like sitting on the side like today.
I thought you're not wrong.
Don't worry.
You are.
Yeah.
Well, no, I'm like, actually, I'm happy to be here.
It's like nice.
Because last time I know it was just Hassan, me and Meung.
And then now it's like kind of nice to see what you guys talk about.
Yeah.
You guys got into the gay sex part really quickly.
We get into the gay sex real fast.
Yeah.
Unless Austin's here.
And then it's like, it's kind of weird because he actually does it.
He's last to start.
Wow.
Where is Austin?
He's on a gay cruise.
He's on a gay cruise.
I don't know if it's a gay cruise.
Do you need with his family?
The funniest thing.
Every picture I see of it, I'm like, have you guys talked about?
That's a gay cruise.
I was thinking about calling him this time.
I talked to Austin.
I was like, how are you doing?
He's like, I'm great.
I'm great, Will.
I'm having so much fun.
And he's like, but one thing, no, I did.
And I was like, no, what is it, Austin?
He's like, I just anticipated that I was going to be blown away by the food.
It's kind of mediocre.
It's a cruise.
Of course it's bad.
It was like going to an all-inclusive resort and being like, I can't believe they're selling the cheapest version of everything.
It was so funny.
It blows my mind.
He's like, it's like a two-week cruise.
Yeah.
That's a lot of time on a lot.
Just to keep it in perspective, Austin is on a cruise right now.
And my 93-year-old father started a cruise yesterday.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's what you're supposed to do when you're really old.
Yeah.
Like, that's what you do.
I didn't know this.
Old people have a yearning for the city.
They yearn for the water.
What do you yearn for, Tiny T?
What do I yearn for?
Honestly, I got health insurance.
I've been yearning for that for a long time.
Let's go.
Congratulations.
I've been yearning for that for a really long time.
Nice.
Yeah.
Okay.
So you have helped.
You yearned for health insurance.
I did.
Yeah, I yearned and I got it.
She yearned and then she earned it.
I even got the dental add-on.
Nice.
Massive.
What about vision?
Wow.
I know.
Huh?
Vision?
No.
Oh.
I just get my prescriptioning for you.
Oh.
It's cheaper.
Nice.
Yeah.
What's the last news thing tidbit that you read on Twitter or X as it's called now?
Twitter or X?
News thing?
What class?
Any everything?
Just anything, anything.
First thing that comes to mind.
Go, spit it out.
Don't overthink it.
Oh, God.
Yeah, I feel like I'm getting better content when she's stressed.
Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare.
He's like, oh, God, I don't want to say like the bad thing or the wrong thing.
There is no wrong thing.
We say bad things all the time.
Like, deliberately.
Dude, but I just, I'm so tame.
I think X is ugly.
That's fair to say.
It's tame.
X got into the West.
No, no, no, That was so mean.
Okay, he's a handsome boy.
We don't even say that.
It's ugly.
Publicly.
Icon, but that's all I thought of when you brought it up.
Okay.
Why does it have scratch marks on it?
I agree.
It's weird.
Tina has an interesting life that no one talks about, and I'm ready to talk about it.
Tell us about the time that you backpacked in Korea.
Why?
I don't know.
I lived there.
I thought you backpacked.
No, she lived there as well, but she also backpacked alone.
Not alone.
I thought you did backpack.
You guys.
With my best friend.
You know what, Tina?
I know nothing about you.
I felt that.
Tell us about the time you backpacked alone.
I lived there with a frat.
The time you got abandoned there.
Abandoned.
Whoa.
Okay.
You said that to me that you got abandoned.
Because I'm going to talk about this.
Did you lie for attention?
No, I didn't.
I didn't lie.
I didn't lie.
Did you lie for attention?
And I did.
I did backpack.
But I backpacked with my friend who was also same age as me, girl.
Nice.
We even had the backpacks, the whole thing.
And we would stay at hostels and work at them to stay there for free.
Isn't that cool?
Whoa.
She worked a desk job.
Oh, and I also did the sheets.
I would strip the sheets after each guest was there.
18.
Wow.
That's crazy.
It was fun.
And you didn't get murdered.
I'm looking at bookmarks.
I feel like I juiced out all my luck.
Yeah.
Because I did so many things where I'm like, oh, I probably should have gotten kidnapped.
When was the situation where you thought for sure this is the time I get kidnapped?
If you need to think about it, I have a warm-up.
I did.
I accepted rides from strangers a lot.
I would never do this again.
But I was scraping by for cash, I think.
Is that like, did you feel more comfortable doing it because it was Korea or like, what's going on?
Korea, it was Malaysia and Thailand.
Thailand.
Did you feel more comfortable because it was Malaysia and Thailand?
What's going on?
I'll reframe the question.
It wasn't really about comfort.
I just, so my mom gave me $800 cash and she was like, okay, stretch this for three months.
And I was like, okay.
That's wild.
Well, I was like grateful that she already like let me go on the flight and everything and just like kind of let me like do it or whatever.
But I lost that really quickly with my passport.
And I don't know how I had a cash.
That's how you got stuck.
I remember.
I bore a woven backpack and it had like a hole cut into it.
And so my passion was.
She wasn't the best backpacker.
Oh, wait.
Was it a monkey that did it?
No, that was the monkey that stole some random woman's mangoes.
Excuse me.
Why did you make that face?
Monkeys are very industrious in the way that they steal stuff.
They're really popular in Cambodia.
They're everywhere.
Yeah.
In Thailand.
I didn't mean to make a face.
You were disparaging the Cambodian monkeys.
She was just surprised.
I'm just surprised.
Okay, sorry.
I will ride or die for them.
They steal so much.
They do.
What do they do with it?
Well, the monkeys that I witnessed just stole fruit.
There's a lot of fruit stands.
Oh, so they don't directly get the crin on passports.
The question is, at what point do you prosecute a monkey criminally for the crime of theft?
I mean, she tried.
She went to the cop and she was like, he stole my mangoes.
And he was like, ma'am, I just don't know what you want me to do.
So they get away with it.
Like every time.
Yeah, that's really messed up.
Dude, to be a monkey, that's kind of hype.
Yeah, they have babies too.
They're so cute.
I like wish I got my rabies shot just so I could risk it, but I didn't.
You should have gotten it.
That's dangerous.
I know.
You should have done it.
Humans.
You should have done it without the raby shot.
Oh, that's what I didn't have one.
And I was like, I really want to pet them, but they've got teeth.
Speaking of rabies.
Yeah.
I've been working on something important.
The cure.
Hassan has a claim that he will never back down from.
And that is he can vibe a bear in the wild.
Yes.
Hassan fully believes that if he makes face-to-face contact with a bear, he can just vibe him down.
Yeah.
So I'm working on during our trip to Japan, putting him face-to-face with a bear.
Okay, there's a lot of bear attacks.
Make himself look big enough.
Well, I think it is important for us as contact creators to back our claims.
So during our trip to Japan, I am putting Hassan face-to-face with a bear and we are going to see if he can actually.
So let's frame.
Let's contextualize this really quickly because bear attacks are a massive problem, specifically in the island of Japan.
This is something that I found out that shocked me to my core.
I've never seen it.
Once bears get one taste of human food, they're like smacking.
Just go to Lake Tahoe.
They need that pizza.
No, American bears.
American bears are not more docile, but they are more timid as far as like avoiding human bear.
You're right.
Absolutely.
Black bears, very skittish.
Grizzly bears, you don't even want to be in a 10-mile radius.
Yeah, especially if they're hungry before hibernation.
They will fuck you up.
Yeah.
Or around a cup.
And you can shoot them in the face and they will not beat yet.
What?
Their skulls are like inches thick.
Yeah.
That's why they say if you are in, if you're around a grizzly bear, like what you're supposed to do is just like lie dead.
Yeah.
And just let him have his way with it.
Not be entertaining or interesting to it at all.
It will swipe at you.
Will he smell you and then just eat you?
No.
So in most circumstances, unless a bear has had the taste of human flesh, they're only there to attack you to like either defend their children or because they think you're a threat.
So that's why they say with grizzly bears, with brown bears, like you're supposed to lie dead and just like not move at all.
They're going to swipe at you a couple times.
You might die, but the maximum like guarantee, like the best way to guarantee your survival is by playing dead.
You see how into bears he is?
This is why this is going to be the pinnacle of Hassan's content.
Hassan snake charms a bear will either be the greatest success in his career or the scariest and most violent failure of a creator of all time.
And that's why I'm here for it.
My thing is that, hear me out.
I think like if I encounter a bear, okay, the bear sees my chill ass vibes.
Yes.
Okay.
Like I'm literally.
I'm literally.
I feel like I have a lot of skeptics here, and I don't know if I appreciate that.
When you're attacked by a grizzly, you got to cover your face with your hands.
Yeah.
You forgot that.
That's a crucial detail.
Okay.
Tina, do you think there's any animals you've ever attacked?
That's true that you could just vibe.
Is there any animal you could just vibe out?
A dangerous animal?
Are foxes dangerous?
I always feel like.
Oh, really?
Okay.
Really?
They're also very skittish, too.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm talking about like great white shark.
Baldy.
I can vibe out.
Tiger.
Lion.
Hippopotamus.
Okay.
Rhinoceros.
That's another one.
Hippos are another animal.
No way you could vibe a huge.
Hippos are another animal.
There's no way.
No.
They are wrong.
The most famously shitty animal.
Who could you vibe?
How dare you?
You could vibe a shark.
Yeah, I could.
I think I could be a little bit more.
You would punch him in the nose.
Exactly.
What would be your strap?
If it comes towards me, you could do like a little redirection.
Yeah, like that.
But you avatar the last bear bender on your hair.
I would be like, hey, yeah, they're like little.
Well, no, no, no.
Tiny Tina, would you make a commitment to get in a shark cage today?
Can I get you in a shark cage?
Today?
Well, I mean, we're not doing it today, but you're committing to it today.
Tiny Tina gets in a shark cage.
Dude, my biggest concern about that isn't even the shark.
It's more so like, my hair would look ridiculous.
Vibing it.
No, like, I've seen people like push sharks away like this.
They'll take their snooze.
So you want to dive with sharks without a cage.
That's what you're saying.
I feel like I could do it.
But just based on vibes.
I don't care to leave my house.
Could you vibe an animal?
I'm great with all cats and all dogs.
So tiger.
No matter.
Yeah.
Oh, I could actually vibe with a tiger.
Well, that's crazy.
I think we would chill.
And if it ate me, I'd be like, I understand.
Wow.
I'd be like, I get it.
You're hungry, queen.
Pop off.
Wow.
And then I would die there with my tiger.
I think I could vibe a hippo too.
No.
Though they're the most dangerous, no hippos are like they are the son of a bitch of the animal chaos.
There's always that factoid.
Like, hippos destroy more people than any other animal.
Yeah, no, 100%.
I know.
They're so have you guys ever seen a hippo eat a watermelon?
That's your body.
They just crack it whole.
Yeah.
And they never stop.
They just pursue ships.
And it's really funny because they can't swim.
So what they're actually doing is literally.
Getting above the water, diving back in, jumping, and like galloping towards you underwater that way.
Yeah.
They can't swim.
They just, they literally.
I didn't know they couldn't swim.
Yeah.
They sink.
They're massive.
I don't think that like they float that well.
So whales can swim.
They're not exactly buoyant in the way that whales.
They're actually the most closely related land animal to a whale.
Why can't they swim?
Big L for them.
But they do live in the water.
No, they don't.
They got to help the hippos out.
If they could.
Everyone deserves to swim.
It would be like bad.
Yeah, they'd be like the blue marlin.
No, maybe they didn't have nerf.
You guys don't know what their feelings are.
And maybe they're only angry because they can't swim.
Barry Keegan Dirt Incident00:08:54
I don't care about it.
You know what?
They're scared.
I see your argument, and I think I agree with it.
I was at a zoo as a child, and my cousin dropped their binky in the hippo exhibit, and the hippo ate it.
And sometimes I think about if that killed the hippo, but I don't think it did.
No.
But wouldn't that be crazy if my cousin killed a hippo as a child and then they were able to say that forever?
Yeah.
Damn.
Cutie.
What?
Everyone else has posed a topic today.
What the fuck?
I have so many more topics.
I just want to open the floor to you because you're beautiful and natural.
And I'm giving the floor to you as Austin Show would if he was here.
I was like, damn, did I really pose a topic?
I talked about the X icon.
Like, that's a terrible thing.
She did good.
Guys, don't worry.
I have three extra topics waiting in Marches.
This is the thing about Hassan: I don't like talking until Hassan's done with his topics because he's like the little kid in Show and Tell that's sitting in the corner just buzzing because he brought like his pet bird and I think it's gonna die.
I like that you don't have topics.
I'm blaming you.
No, Listen.
Fine, I'll pull it out.
You wrote topics.
I write my topics.
I always have a list and I just don't pull it out because you know what happened?
What?
Can I talk my fucking shit?
My depression is somewhat cured right now.
Really?
I'm doing better.
I'm not as down in the dumps.
And so I'm advocating for myself.
I'm making jokes.
I'm being a funny memer.
And the motherfuckers on this fucking podcast in the comments last week were like, she's so annoying because I actually talked for once.
Cutie.
They're like, someone should check on her.
Of like 10,000 comments, all of the top ones are like, Slay Queen, we're here for you.
They're so glad.
There's like two comments at the bottom of the barrel.
I took so many out like a heat sink.
Seeking missile.
Wait, you're gonna be.
This is what happened.
Is I win.
No, you know what?
Billy?
I am.
Pull up the comments.
No, this is what happened.
Pull up the comments.
I want to see what the top comments are from the comments.
The top comments, but here's the deal.
Yeah, there's going to be naysayers.
I thought I finally did good.
I was like, wow, this is the first episode I've like talked again in months.
And I thought it was good.
And I thought I would go to those comments and people would be so excited.
And then they were so fucking cruel.
I was like, you know what?
The funny thing is, is we're always like, don't read the comments.
Stop being shitty people.
I'm not the problem.
You're the problem.
Stop being assholes.
Okay, yeah, no, definitely.
In my experience, one thing that really works is always reading the comments and then addressing them and then telling internet commenters that The error of their work.
Yeah.
Whoa.
What?
Pull that back out.
No, I haven't.
Oh, you got it out.
It's my brain.
Yeah.
Remembered.
I did remember.
Anyway, be nicer, humans.
And that is my solution.
If you don't like someone, just don't watch their podcast.
No, please keep watching, even if you don't like QD.
Right.
We need it.
We need the views.
Topic.
Okay.
Just don't comment.
My topic is I'm nervous because hopefully, okay, spoilers.
I'm making this up.
No, I'm not.
No, I literally list every week.
I just don't bust it out because it's just like, I'm just vibe.
Anyway.
And when I do bust out, people get pissed.
I don't want to be spoilers.
So if you haven't seen this, click away.
Go away.
Come back and see what we'll be done.
I'm going to tell them.
Come back in 10 minutes.
I'm sure it'll take less than 10.
Salt burn.
I haven't seen it.
I'm leaving.
Okay.
I'm just kidding.
I don't give a shit.
Okay.
I was like, you're going to have to leave then.
Exit out.
Come back 10 minutes.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Leave here.
We'll put a chapter for you guys.
You've seen it.
Tina's seen it.
No, I don't mind though.
Oh.
I've seen the bathtubs.
Yeah.
I haven't seen a single thing from him at all.
That's fine.
That's all I've seen.
But there's a scene.
You don't care if I spoil?
Okay.
There's a scene where the main guy, Barry Keegan, Barry Keegan, fucks the grave of Jacob Alordi, the hot man.
I got you.
So hot.
Yeah, he fucks his grave.
Yep.
Like, literally, he's laying on the grave.
It's fresh dirt.
He's laying on it crying.
And then he pulls his dick out and fucks it.
Does he dig a hole in the dirt first?
Yeah.
And this is the thing that I wanted to talk about is he is like, okay, for the record, I am the queen at not checking my sources.
If I read it online, I believe it.
I got you on this, though.
So, okay.
I know what you're going to say.
I think your sources are solid on it.
But essentially, he, Jacob Alorde, what's it?
No, the Barry, Barry Keegan.
Barry Keegan is like, hey, that amazing artistic scene that I did where I fucked the grave, all improv, baby.
And I'm like, you shouldn't be claiming that.
Yeah.
He apparently told everyone to leave.
And, right?
He told everyone to leave so he could like have his space.
And everything he did in that scene, he was like, I'm, I'm thinking of myself as not Barry, but as the character, what would that character do in this circumstance?
It would fuck the grave.
So if you want the straight dope on this, it's interesting because the director was talking to him and was like, as this is written, the character is like mourning the passing of his loved one and he's like really kind of in the dirt.
And she had this conversation with him where she went, but I think he'd go farther was the conversation.
And Barry went, right, say no more.
And he's such a fucking thespian.
What's a thespian?
An actor.
A lesbian.
An actor.
That he pulled his cock out and started having sex with the dirt, which I, you know, I was thinking about this.
That's how you get a UT option, man.
In any other profession, this is a trip to jail.
Yeah.
Only as an actor can you fuck the ground on prompted, pull your cock out at work, and everybody's like, but like, can you imagine being the one sound guy on set who's like a union dude who's been working in the industry for 30 years?
Don't they have like the nudity people there?
Like they have like the, whenever there's any nudity in movies or any sex in movies, they have like the specialist.
The sticker that you put on your crotch.
Yeah, everybody has a specialist that's in charge.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know what I'm talking about.
I know about how do you not know what I'm talking about?
Nudity director.
Yeah, it's something like that.
It's like in safety and nudity.
And they're always there if there's ever any nudity to make sure everyone's on everyone's comfort.
Everyone's uncomfortable in their life.
Okay.
They make sure everyone's comfortable.
Yeah, they're probably on the sidelines, like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yeah.
They have like little like stickers that look like panty liners that you would put over.
It's like the camera.
His concept to that.
Oh, like.
Yeah, it's out.
His cock is out for like half the movie.
In the dirt.
I heard he's got a nice one.
He's got a fan.
It's not a prosthetic.
I thought it was a prosthetic.
No.
That's real dick.
Oh, he's got a very large piece.
You know who else has a really nice cock?
Willem DeFi.
Aaron.
Whoa, everybody knows that.
I didn't know that.
No.
You know who else has a really nice cock?
The Wario to Jeremy Allen White.
Aaron Taylor Johnson.
Really?
Yes.
I don't know who that is.
You guys know a lot of actors.
Yeah.
And cocks of actors.
That's a good topic.
That's a good topic.
The improv dirt fucking scene.
Isn't that interesting?
People are saying, did you like that scene?
A lot of people said, like, this is, you know, this should have stayed in the middle of the day.
They said it wasn't drafted.
Yeah.
A lot of people said it wasn't needed.
No, I think those people are stupid because Saltburn is a movie that is having a moment because of its shock value.
I think outside of its shock value, Saltburn is kind of a down-the-pipe, like serial killer story.
And it's really good.
It's a serial killer story?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's really just a guy who's in love.
No, there's just a guy who like he essentially his motive is that you if well I don't know what his motive is.
I thought it was Tina and I haven't seen it.
We're going to watch it right after.
It's crazy that I said, do you care about spoilers?
And then he said, I don't care.
And then as soon as we start talking about it, because I knew about that part.
I knew about the show.
I thought it was a rom-com.
So I think that's part of what blew the movie up is how intense it is.
And also the trailer, I think, made a lot of people believe that it was kind of a spiritual successor to call me by your name.
It was like going to be like a very gay, very like, oh, yeah, two guys get.
And then I think all the gays went to the movie and they were like, oh, God.
And that's kind of that shock value has what has propelled it on social media to kind of become like a sensation.
Yeah.
I see a lot of people talking about how they accidentally went to it with their families.
Million Dollar Life Insurance00:15:18
Exactly.
Oh, that would not be pleasant.
On the paywall proportion of this podcast at patreon.com slash fear end, you can subscribe for $5.
We will be rating actor Cox.
Oh, my God.
Without.
Are you okay with that?
I just, I wouldn't really know how.
I could try.
I don't know if she wants to.
I could have tried that smut.
No.
Last time, Hassan was like, look at all my hentai.
Hassan, we need a nudity coordinator.
You're a problem.
Okay.
I think.
You had more topics.
I do.
All right.
I have three banger topics.
One, because Austin's not here.
One, I just, that's the last one, March.
The one that Austin's not here for.
We can talk about.
A couple things, actually, in Austin's absence.
This has been a fucking time.
This has been a major week for aviation news specifically.
And the fact that he's not here is mind-boggling to me.
It's like, honestly, selfish.
It's the most selfish top thing he's ever done, okay, to just not be here.
He literally suggested signing off on Discord and like, you know, participating in the conversation.
I was like, no, you have to be here in person physically for this.
So instead of aviation, what we're going to talk about is cruises.
Turns out that there is a cruise that is incredibly expensive.
Yes.
That has been ongoing.
And there's a tremendous amount of drama surrounding this cruise itself.
It's called the Royal Caribbean Cruise, and it's nine months long.
Yep.
Folks.
Nine months long.
And it is incredibly expensive.
Goes to all seven continents and it's basically a trip around the world.
I've heard about this now, one of the things that is happening in how much is it?
Uh, I keep hearing it was 120, 000.
Yeah oh, what do you get from?
And apparently, where do these?
What are these?
Weirdly enough, I haven't really seen these jobs.
What are these?
Weirdly enough, I haven't seen.
They're probably all uh, landlords.
100, this is landlord activity.
Um, weirdly enough, I have yet to see like articles covering it, but apparently there's a lot of drama, which is not surprising.
Yeah, so the um, the one uh, woman of color on the bottom to the left.
I know what she is gonna say, and that is that a lot of people on the cruise have been asking if she's an employee, even though she's just on the cruise, because she's a person of color, which is awful, because now she's trapped on the ship with these people that had such awkward interactions with her that were kind of a little bit steeped in race and a kind of a little racism for the next nine months.
Odd, because she's not Filipino, oh my god.
Which is like, did you guys know?
This is a fun fact for all my Swagapinos.
They know this already they work on cruises.
25 of all maritime employees are Filipino across the board internationally 25 like.
So if you're on a ship, high likelihood that uh, some of the staff are gonna be Filipino, Pinoy gang, Swagapinos.
If I could stream from a ship, I think i'd do a nine-month cruise.
Well, that's what I was saying.
I feel like if you could stream from a ship, you would be everywhere.
Yeah, I think it is dangerous, I think it is scary.
It is a disease ship.
Yeah, one once.
One person gets food poisoning, they all get food.
I think that's that's triangle of sadness.
Yeah, I think also, you can kill people and get away with it because of international waters and like, how the?
I hear about that.
Any cruise like, if you were to like throw someone overboard with no cameras nearby, like no 100, and I think that there's a tremendous amount of theft that occurs.
People on a cruise yeah, you can so easily get away with it.
No one's gonna prosecute you because they're like because, like international waters, who the?
There's no film, there's no, you just watch someone on the street.
It's the, it's the dude, it's the implication, it's the implication, it's the implication.
Joke, but like, literally in real life from that one show always real life among us with streamers, where I actually murder you guys.
Well, I don't want to play.
That seems like something.
Mr Beast, would I kill 10 streamers?
Yeah um okay well, let's watch uh, one of these wonderful people and see what's going on.
See what's what someone else's tick tock flooded with this cruise line drama.
It's so fascinating.
So these people bought two guys on a cruise for nine months.
They basically live on the boat um, and it's, it's not chain.
I think it was about 200 000, I think American.
Don't quote me on that.
I've seen so so many.
Like it's literally when I swipe, I go regular person's tick tock and then I go someone talking about the cruise.
Then I go someone who's on the cruise and there was so much drama.
I love this guy.
I know one of the passages, uh, Brandy um, who's dark skinned, came on to say that she gets asked if she is stuff and then when she's like no, they're like, oh, how did you afford this?
Oh, that's wait, if you pause this for a second, it's not shocking to me that like, old white people are being profoundly racist on the cruise.
I feel like that's like international water territory.
You get away with it.
There's no Chief friends in high school used to do that to me.
There's no cancellations on the cruise.
I'd buy a knockoff Chanel bag from eBay for 20 bucks, and I'd show up to school the next day, excited to fit in with the girlies.
And they'd be like, How did you afford that?
Damn.
I hate them.
That's fucked up.
I think about them sometimes.
You're better now that you're more wealthy than all them.
I don't know if I am.
She's doing quite all right.
They have trust funds.
They're fine.
Oh my god.
Oh, Kaya.
What is happening?
Oh, she just wants to want little pets.
I was petting her.
I brushed her a little bit with my friends.
She wants little pets.
That's why she's turning belly up.
This is like a secret weapon that she has that she deploys regularly.
Yeah.
She is just a baby.
She joined the bravery.
Oh, Abukaya.
Anyway, let's continue.
Because all I'm thinking is, she's trapped on a boat with these people for nine months.
I literally slide.
I go down, down, down.
And then there's this like tea channel that's dedicated to all the drama that's going on in this cruise line.
Amazing.
And apparently, what happened is they didn't sell many of the tickets.
So they dropped the price.
And then the people that had originally bought tickets got, they were like, oh, what?
So they got refunded and then they bought a different set of tickets.
And now they're on the boat.
And now, because they bought a different set of tickets, they weren't allowed to see the Northern Lights.
Something like that.
It's the most riveting content I've ever seen.
Talking about the nine-month cruise, I watch from start to finish all the shit that is.
We need to get this guy on the podcast.
He is electric.
I love to.
What's so exciting is we have nine months of this.
We have nine months of this.
This isn't like Netflix has dropped all nine episodes that you binge watch in a night.
No, we have nine months of this cruise line series.
This dude is electric.
And it's all playing out in real time.
Because he loves it so much.
Yeah.
He just loves the messy drama.
And they just went through a pass, Drake's pass passage or something, and everyone got insanely seasick.
Oh.
Because it was really rough waters.
And so everyone had to stay in their rooms.
I've never been five days, I think.
What?
I could be making this up.
I do that sometimes.
Yes.
I don't get seasick, though.
Oh, my God.
One day you will.
What?
What?
That's her.
I know.
I was petting her with my slippy, and my slippy was also brushing her.
You could sell your slippy as like a pet for a detangler.
I might have to under streamer awards.
Yes, the streamer awards are coming up.
Streamer awards.
Are we still?
Are we done with this?
Are we not going to look at the other one?
I mean, keep going.
I'm going to get my coffee soon.
And also.
And your coffee soon.
Hello.
How many minutes are we at, Marge?
Okay.
Okay, then I'll wait.
I talked about nothing.
Got a lot of questions about the role.
I'm so bold away.
I'm going to try to answer as many as I can.
Why does she look like she's going to cry?
For those that don't know me, anyway, with you, very new to this.
I'm Angie.
I'm Angie.
I'm Kevin.
I'm in the world Caribbean's nine-month around the world cruise called the Ultimate World Cruise.
I started in recent years.
We're going to go all the way to Blessy.
Bless you.
We do not get off in Antarctica.
We just do scenic cruising.
That's what they call it.
And then we will come back to Miami next seven.
This is such a stupid idea.
I've been planning this for over a year and a half.
A lot of people have been planning it for much longer than that.
Originally from Portland, Oregon.
So yes, some of the questions we've been getting is, how are people affording this?
So for me, one of the questions is that I've lost both my parents.
And so I had some life insurance company that came to me.
And I like travel title to spend the time.
Yeah.
Not a landlord, Hassan, you piece of shit.
I'm sorry, that's insane.
Her parents were wealthy as hell.
And pause it.
I didn't know that.
That is the start of a phenomenal Agatha Christie type murder mystery.
Murder on the Orient Express, more like murder on the crazy nine-month cruise.
That's so good.
We gotta workshop that title.
I'm not Agatha Christie, so I can't come up with clever titles.
Around the world cruise.
But what I'm trying to say is, yeah, murder in every continent.
Okay.
There you go.
Seven murders, seven continents.
There you go.
Serial killer.
You're so much better now.
Yeah, I'm just working.
I'm workshopping.
Serial killer on the seven seas.
Oh, that was so good.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
That's what I do.
Okay.
And regardless of what the title is, like, that's literally the start of a plot line.
Like a murder.
I didn't know you could get money from life insurance.
My mom had life insurance, but it didn't cover everything.
We still had to pay a lot.
Okay, but it was like a million dollar life insurance.
Wait, so there's tears?
So you did know that you could get money.
Yeah, but I didn't think you got money.
I thought it just paid for the funeral.
A million dollar funeral?
A million dollar funeral?
I don't know.
I guess I don't really know how life insurance works.
QD, I think someone stole your mom's life insurance policy from you.
No, I don't think so.
We had to pay a lot of money.
My mom, she was a problem.
Okay.
She.
I'm not gonna.
I'm just gonna say that.
This has probably happened to other people.
My mom, she was always really bad with money.
And she unbeknownst to her children, she opened credit cards in our names.
Oh.
Yeah.
In order to pay off some of her debt.
We didn't know that.
But I don't know where her life insurance money went.
She'd always talk about how she had a million dollar life insurance plan.
Maybe she never did.
I don't know.
It's all blur.
But anyway, I didn't know people could actually like cash that.
You get like a check if your parent dies.
Yeah, that's how life insurance works.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
That's sad.
Wait, I don't get it.
What?
Okay.
I'll walk you through this.
Let's.
So, okay.
Okay.
Sure.
Wait.
Wait, are you responsible for the bills if someone opens up credit cards in your name?
Yeah.
What?
Because she had our social and everything.
It was like, it was a great woman, bad with money.
Do you want to talk about life insurance?
Yeah.
I'm confused.
Sure.
So, because if, okay, my, let's say my pretend my mom's a different mom.
My mom died.
She has a million dollar life insurance.
Sure.
We spend $10,000 on the funeral, and then you just, you just get $990,000.
That's how that is supposed to work.
Yeah.
Doesn't make any sense.
Well, so do the way that life insurance.
You're just rich?
Well, the way that life is.
Like, wouldn't everyone be rich if their parents died?
Well, the way that life insurance works, a policy like that would be taken out against someone who is probably very healthy that the insurance adjusters only think would die in a freak accident on a short timeline.
Oh.
And if you want a million-dollar life insurance policy, you're probably paying a pretty considerable amount per month towards that.
Oh.
Oh, then my mom just had that.
She lied for sure.
She was broke.
I don't know.
I was going to say, I thought you got screwed over by your life insurance company, and we're finding out right now.
No, I don't think so.
To be fair, if it makes you feel better.
My brother lied about his life insurance policy.
What do you mean?
He told me he had taken out a very large life insurance policy against him and he hadn't.
So, so, so you didn't.
Why did he say that?
Was he saying it so you could get money or something?
No, crazy.
I think my brother just was someone who constantly needed validation.
And I think that he wanted to have that moment of validation of me being like, oh, wow.
Thanks, Bobby.
That's really nice of you, bud.
I appreciate that.
Why?
Why?
Because he was saying that you were going to get it.
Yeah, he said I was the benefactor.
Oh, and did you know he was going to die?
No.
I didn't know if he was like saying it.
Like, he was like, hey, going out tonight, but don't worry.
It's going to be a wild one.
I'm going to die.
Anyway, life insurance.
That's crazy.
I know.
No, no, no, no.
He's saying that.
So she's rich now because her parents died.
Well, she wasted it on this cruise.
That's crazy.
Money for fun.
That's so crazy.
After this is over, I do want to pose the question to everyone, including Tina.
So think about it now.
What would you do if you got a big payout for life insurance?
Oh.
But before that, let's continue with this cruise plotline.
And then not too long after that, I found out that I am a carrier for what's called BRCA2, B-R-C-A-2 gene, which puts me in a very elevated risk for breast cancer and ovarian cancer.
Oh, yeah.
Even to the point where this year earlier in January, I had a preventative double mastectomy, which meant removing all breast tissue, including my nipples.
Oh, damn.
These are implants to limit my risk of developing breast cancer.
I will do the same with my ovaries when I go back on the cruise.
So with the BRCA, it wasn't both my parents 65.
To me, there is no thought of retirement.
There is no way I'm waiting to do shit.
Okay, pop off, Queen.
Tell me 65, tell da Because that's not promised to any of us.
And my family's genetics aren't lining up to let me have a terribly long life.
So doing all the things I can do now is kind of the model.
So that's me.
Questions on that?
Traveling Without Retirement Plans00:03:34
We can bring six suitcases.
That's been one.
They'll sell one for us that's completely empty.
The rest can go under your bed.
We completely knew that.
Suitcases, that's crazy.
A lot of people can successfully collect.
I mean, for six months.
Other people buy diamonds.
They're like big packing cubes.
So then they're like, I key up material.
I key it back.
Can you pause for a second?
This is this is like, do you guys know the famous Louis Vuitton boxes?
The trunks.
Yeah, the trunks.
Like, that's what it was for.
Back in the day, before air travel, people would go on these like massive, you know, seafaring adventures.
I guess they go from England to America or vice versa, yada, yada.
And that's why you needed these like fat trunks because you needed to put everything you own in there because you were going to be in the sea for a very long time.
And that's where the Louis Vuitton trunks come from originally.
So if you were ever wondering, like, who buys this stuff, it's the seafaring people.
Yeah.
I suppose.
Do people bring them on planes now?
No.
I don't think so.
It's just.
So what was your question to all of us?
Well, are we finishing this?
Are we done with her?
I mean, we can.
Well, it's like cut it with a solid.
Yeah, you don't like her?
Okay.
No, I like.
She's telling us why we should feel bad for judging the cruise.
Yeah.
Yeah, I feel like an asshole.
Honestly, she's.
No, I don't.
I don't feel like an asshole.
I think it's crazy.
I think it's still a crazy thing to do.
You want to continue the video?
Yes.
I think she could do more bang for a buck just traveling to these places.
She wants to see the world.
And she would see more.
Nine months solid for that amount of money, 120K?
No.
Really?
No.
Yeah, but like, what have you...
The problem with the cruise is like...
Nine months for 50K?
No, Sean.
The problem with the cruise is like, if you have someone you just don't like on there, like you're just kind of cooked.
I'm going to be real.
Nine months of air travel will cost you more than $50,000.
No, if you fly to seven continents, even if you had a $10,000 ticket, that's only $70K.
Nine months, it's hard to live in Los Angeles for $50K.
I will say $120.
Yeah, I think I'd also, yeah, for sure.
Yeah, you could grab a Spirit Airline for 500 bucks.
I mean, if you're in London right now, Are a young person like tiny teen and you can like live in hostels and shit.
You're training everywhere.
I mean, if you're traveling to travel, like to see the world and not traveling for luxury, then you could totally do it.
Yeah, when I traveled, you think you totally could 50k for nine months.
No, I'm saying 100k.
Traveling the entire time.
I think love's not wrong.
I think it depends.
If you get like a serve 120k, no, here's the thing.
Here's the thing you can do, actually.
If you're planning it ahead of time, you can get like a lot of cheap airfare ahead of time.
It would still be incredibly costly.
It's not going to be 50k.
Yeah, but if you, but it's nine months, you're going to, you're going to coordinate nine months of flights.
And if you miss one, the price of that flight is going to be jacked through the ceiling.
And on top of that, on top of that, the actual like room and board fee is where you're going to get cleaned, because there's no like the, the cruise's.
Uh, main advantage in this situation, I think, is that it has like permanent residency.
You can't be like airbnbing or hosteling your way out of every situation.
I think you could like work for strangers.
That seems very like a lot of people would do yeah, like I.
I feel like when I was like traveling a little bit well, this was southeast Asia, so it's a little, a little bit cheaper but um, I would just work in exchange for sleep.
And then a lot of people that were also traveling, they would also just work I don't know if it's and I would sleep for exchange for work.
Poor Impulse Control Issues00:05:45
You know what I mean?
Oh, I know I would sleep with people.
People did that.
Anyways, you're so funny cutie cutie, cutie's got a lot of smoke here.
You yeah, you'd be mysterious, you'd be.
Yeah, I would sleep, I would have sex with people to pay my way through eastern Europe Asia, wherever the i'm going.
Husan yes, I would do that, you would.
He's lying.
No, I don't leave the country, I don't.
I don't do anything, but i'm just trying to make.
I'm just trying to bance, i'm trying to have some fun.
When I was little I thought if I didn't wash my hands I would die.
Really yeah, why?
I don't know, it's irrational, but I would wash my hands like 20 times in a row.
Isn't that ocd?
It's part of it.
But um, it got a, it got a little better.
What is it called like contamination?
I just looked at your hands, see if they're dry.
I have like they're definitely like dry, but i'm like better about it.
I have to like because I know scientifically makes no sense.
Dare I say i'd be better off if I didn't wash them as much because um yeah, because I know all more used to it, I have like a nice, like little germ system going on.
Yeah, I know it's irrational, but in my head i'm like oh, like I can't stop thinking about it.
Like i'm like oh, like i'll die.
I'll die, like if I like they'll like spread up and like they'll get in my eyes.
What's they like?
Little germs, I imagine like little guys.
I it doesn't make sense digit with my eyes a ton.
I I have that weird ocd, but it got better for me.
Oh or, if anybody's ever holding something sharp, I immediately think of it going in my eye.
Yeah, every time pencil knife, anything the first thing I think of is it stabbing into my eye.
Something about falling on sharp stuff a lot yeah, constantly.
I mean, you've gotten better at it but like, you always used to do like touchy, feely stuff when you got like yeah, I gave up on you loving me no, that's not what I'm talking about.
I just gave up on it.
So when you got anxious, you would touch people, not when you're anxious, but what was it?
You would do like you do stuff.
I am.
I have impulse control.
Impulse control really bad when I'm wearing my night guard.
There's something about when I clench my teeth I do weird.
I'll just like hump the air or like like my impulse control is so poor that, like any like, I can feel neurons firing and I almost feel like heat in my system and I have to do weird shit.
Like I think about like oh, I'm gonna strangle Farley and then like don't do that, don't fucking do that.
That's weird, that's impulse.
But I'll like clench my teeth and I'll do like this kind of stuff.
It's like really weird.
It's just from your, just from your mouth guard, or no, I just I.
So I already have really bad impulse control and there's something about like the tactile feeling of like clenching my teeth that makes it even worse.
I had a lot of problems kind of like that when I was really young.
Yeah, I have really bad impulse control bro, I would.
I would act on it sometimes like I strangled a kid because he called me ugly.
Wait what, oh?
Did he finish the job at least?
Uh no, he's like get off me.
I was like oh, and then some kid was like it was all the school.
How old were you?
Um, maybe seven.
Oh, I thought you were gonna be like seven.
Yeah, this is last year.
This is last year I strangled Mona Farley.
Well dude, it was so stupid too.
He was like your face is so ugly that when you looked in a mirror it broke.
It was just so such a low-hanging fruit.
But like it got me when I was like really young and I was like why would you say that like that's a sick bird when you're seven?
You're like how long after he said it did you start strangling him?
Was it instant?
I like lunged after him.
Nice, I didn't.
I didn't really have time to think, but I was just like a little freak when I was younger, but you, you felt like you felt like red, you like okay, and like I would grit my teeth.
So that's, I had teeth gritting problems.
You have the same thing I have, oh god, and that that like runs in my family.
There's like there's like a threshold of anger and like impulse that when we clear it there's, it's just like it's on yeah, but I'm I'm, I like to think I'm, but I don't know what happened.
Hell no, you get better at controlling it, but like I'm, I'm still the same way with violence, where I'm like cool cool cool, snap.
Yeah, I don't know how I stopped, but I was like, I think when I was like younger I would imagine, like you know, like I would just like get like a little bit like scary in there but and so like it took.
But I was like seven, so thank god it was just like in a seven year old and not like in a grown.
I don't know me so glad you're on the pod today, because no one ever can relate to like impulse control problems.
But like people are like oh, like it's fun because like they look at my frame, you know, but like I don't like that it's in me.
No, it's weird.
You feel powerless yeah scary, like you just do weird yeah and fight someone now.
No, like I think like I developed really um, I don't know.
I feel really like insecure now because like I would like I just like make myself like externally and like mentally smaller, but I don't like act on stuff like that because when I was younger I had untapped ego, untapped everything.
When you feel like you can Everything, you're way like, I felt like I would give into whatever, like impulse I could have more, because I felt more confident that I could do it.
So now I'm just like, nah, you can't do shit.
So it makes me feel like, yeah.
But honestly, like in a healthier way, like I feel better knowing that like I won't do anything.
Did you ever break shit in your house growing up?
Um, I think I would like throw stuff when I was younger, like really young.
But I used to break shit.
Now I like the side of like throwing stuff, like literally everything about that is just completely like gone.
Yeah, but it's just because I don't know, it took a lot of like hammering out.
I think like a lot of stuff about me when I was younger is just not really present anymore, but it's because.
Do you ever break controllers when you're playing games?
Breaking Shit as a Kid00:02:15
No.
Oh, I've done that.
I don't know.
I don't know if I think I would just like jam the buttons for you.
So you both done that?
So that sensation is like what I get every night when I put in my mouth guard, just towards everything.
Oh, like this feeling of just like, oh, fucking do it.
Cut your cock off.
Stab yourself in the face.
Like just weird shit like that.
It's pretty fun to bring.
Caroline's just in the other room, like, okay.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
Anyway, we're at an hour.
What an episode it is.
Finish the crew stuff.
We're about to move to the paywall potion.
We maybe finish that word is bomb.
Rest in peace.
All right.
Tina, where can people find you?
Thank you so much for coming on, Tina Kitten.
Oh, God.
Twitch.tv/slash Tina Kitten.
Yeah.
I can't really talk about anything.
You got more to talk about.
Don't worry.
Behind the paywall.
Oh, patreon.com/slash fear and that's right.
You've got another hour, baby.
Okay, fun.
Wait, the penis stuff.
Yeah.
Okay.
Drama.
Oh, with us?
Twitter drama because of Marsh.
What?
Yeah, I knew he'd be surprised.
Okay.
All right.
And also, we have some really cool upcoming guests coming up in next week.
Not as cool as Tina.
Oh, thanks, dude.
I was just.
I didn't mean it like that at all.
That's a good wink.
Way cooler than Tina.
All right.
See you on the next.
See you on the next episode or on the other side of the paywall.
Bye-bye.
Wait, that's cute.
I like that.
I like what we've got.
I can't believe you think like 30 seconds.
All right.
Here's my idea.
You know that scene at the end of Saltburn where he's running naked through the house?
It's that.
And we only show it to Streamer Awards.
It's just me with my cock out.
Wow.
And it's just the word of mouth that everyone was forced to look at me running through a house.
And we just don't play it on the broadcast.
Yeah.
Okay.
No, we murder.
It's a murder on the dance.
We do film it.
We film it.
And then we say, if you want to see the full version, Patreon.com slash fear end.
There you go.
You better not kill the groove.
TDJ.
Got a pretty good one.
It's too bad they got the sensor roll because we could have just had it censored on the ad and then got rid of the censor on the Patreon.