Fear& - Jeremy Allen White, Stanley Cups, Streamer Awards & More | Fear&TradWives
Aired: 2024-01-08
Duration: 01:06:41


=== Stanley Cups For Women (07:25) ===

[00:00:16]  Ladies and gentlemen, back to a human being who does a much better intro than someone who is not here.
[00:00:22]  Me, Will Maff.
[00:00:23]  Hi.
[00:00:24]  Welcome to Fear End.
[00:00:25]  We're here with our core three, as some would say.
[00:00:28]  Yeah.
[00:00:29]  And we're talking about Stanley Cups, not just for hockey anymore, but for women.
[00:00:33]  How do you feel, cutie?
[00:00:34]  Oh my gosh.
[00:00:35]  I don't know why they want them so bad.
[00:00:37]  No!
[00:00:38]  Oh.
[00:00:38]  No!
[00:00:40]  I'm fucking, I'm devastated.
[00:00:42]  Yeah.
[00:00:42]  Oh.
[00:00:43]  Oh, my God.
[00:00:44]  You're in the group.
[00:00:45]  You?
[00:00:45]  Let me do it.
[00:00:46]  Let me go back.
[00:00:47]  You in my group.
[00:00:48]  Reverse.
[00:00:49]  Say the line.
[00:00:50]  No, no.
[00:00:50]  Stanley Cups.
[00:00:51]  Not just for hockey anymore, but for ladies.
[00:00:53]  Cutie, how do you feel?
[00:00:54]  Dude, you don't understand.
[00:00:55]  Target only has a limited supply of the Valentine's ones.
[00:00:58]  Cutie.
[00:00:59]  And you're the cutest tinkle.
[00:01:00]  They're so cute.
[00:01:02]  Wait, no, we have to be for you.
[00:01:03]  They're so cute.
[00:01:04]  I can't believe you love these Stanley Cups.
[00:01:06]  We have to be for real.
[00:01:08]  What?
[00:01:09]  I thought out of like all of the girlies in my orbit, in my circle of friends.
[00:01:18]  I made you guys presents and I forgot them.
[00:01:20]  That's you're dead to me.
[00:01:22]  Okay.
[00:01:23]  I'm so excited to give them to you, too.
[00:01:25]  What?
[00:01:25]  I've made little keycaps.
[00:01:27]  I made a tiny one of Kaya and I made one of Farley for you guys.
[00:01:30]  That's an incredibly kind of made them and then I acryliced them and everything.
[00:01:34]  How can you be the same person who was saying such mean things behind the panel?
[00:01:36]  I don't like you.
[00:01:38]  Okay.
[00:01:39]  I thought out of like all the people that I know, all the girlies in my circle of friends, you would be like the first person I assumed would be.
[00:01:48]  The only reason I have a Stanley Cup is because it came for free and in Pokemon's cookie box.
[00:01:53]  I use the same Stanley Cup.
[00:01:55]  There's a clip of me on the internet talking shit, being like, what's the deal with these fucking cups?
[00:02:00]  Anyway, I don't fucking get it.
[00:02:01]  And then I was like, oh, God, I'm drinking out of them.
[00:02:03]  Yeah, I mean, they hold a lot.
[00:02:05]  That's nice.
[00:02:06]  Did you see the video, though, of like a car?
[00:02:10]  Yeah, a car caught fire burnt down.
[00:02:13]  Well, him being like, pull it up.
[00:02:17]  I understand.
[00:02:17]  You're giving context, but having to pull it up is a lot.
[00:02:21]  I did do a YouTube video on this recently.
[00:02:23]  You did a YouTube video?
[00:02:25]  What do you mean?
[00:02:27]  Like a mogul male on Stanley Cups?
[00:02:30]  Are we considering making stream content specifically for YouTube?
[00:02:34]  A mogul male now?
[00:02:35]  Like your boyfriend invented Twitch streaming.
[00:02:37]  I was like, straightforward recording.
[00:02:40]  Yeah, I usually cover.
[00:02:42]  You did a video on Stanley Cups.
[00:02:44]  I do.
[00:02:45]  You're more into them than me.
[00:02:46]  I do videos on singular issues with the hopes of putting it on YouTube every day for someone wants to be Charlie for eight hours since 2018.
[00:03:02]  Quite successfully so.
[00:03:03]  If I do say so myself, someone wants to be Charlie.
[00:03:06]  Charlie would never touch with a 10-foot pole 90% of the commentary.
[00:03:10]  I would never talk about Stanley Cups.
[00:03:12]  No, he would.
[00:03:13]  He'd be like, oh, what's up, everybody?
[00:03:15]  Hey, likewise, I've been thinking about putting my dick in one of these, but I haven't yet.
[00:03:19]  Yeah.
[00:03:19]  Look at this car.
[00:03:20]  It's absolutely burned to shit, burned harder.
[00:03:22]  The spirit itself could not survive the hellfire that was this vehicle.
[00:03:26]  Unlike this Stanley Cup, which remains untouched.
[00:03:30]  This car is burned harder than my penis felt after a long night at 22s.
[00:03:37]  I mean, that is incredible, though.
[00:03:39]  I'm confused how there's water in the cupboard.
[00:03:40]  No, there's not just water.
[00:03:41]  There's ice.
[00:03:42]  Yeah, I think it's still ice in the cupboard.
[00:03:44]  In that cup holder, see that?
[00:03:46]  There's water.
[00:03:47]  There's no audio.
[00:03:50]  What audio.
[00:03:51]  What context are you missing?
[00:03:52]  In general, because I have a lot of videos lined up in the future and I want to say what am I doing?
[00:03:58]  I don't know.
[00:03:58]  In between, so you keep catching it.
[00:04:01]  But what about the middle?
[00:04:06]  It's in a fire yesterday.
[00:04:08]  Don't have ice in it.
[00:04:09]  Do you want the background on it?
[00:04:10]  Wild.
[00:04:10]  Do you want the tea?
[00:04:12]  Yeah.
[00:04:13]  So her ex-boyfriend set her car on fire because not that.
[00:04:17]  So that viral video, I think, is a part of the reason why Stanley Cups are so phenomenally viral on TikTok.
[00:04:26]  And that is why there's like extra crazy.
[00:04:29]  White girls have had them forever.
[00:04:30]  I know.
[00:04:31]  Well, the former king of the hydration throne was Hydro Flasks.
[00:04:38]  Yeah, but no, no, no.
[00:04:40]  Listen, let me tell you something.
[00:04:41]  You guys have met Taylor, my little assistant.
[00:04:44]  This fucking fruit on sorry.
[00:04:45]  Oh, she is ahead of fashion trends, but like nobody's been to this.
[00:04:48]  She's had Stanley Cup for like six years.
[00:04:52]  Like, and she is, she is like, she's got the white girl on fleek.
[00:04:57]  And I've seen all of her friends with Stanley Cups.
[00:05:00]  And only now is the rest of the world caught on.
[00:05:02]  So this is white girl's shit.
[00:05:05]  Originated in like, I think 1913 or something.
[00:05:08]  It's a very old brand.
[00:05:10]  It first started off and became an iconic thermos for World War II bomber pilots.
[00:05:17]  That's there's like this.
[00:05:18]  My grandpa was one of those.
[00:05:20]  Your grandpa probably had a standard cup.
[00:05:21]  Oh, my other grandpa's dying.
[00:05:23]  Didn't mean to tell you guys.
[00:05:24]  He'll be fine.
[00:05:25]  Maybe.
[00:05:26]  He won't be fine.
[00:05:26]  He'll go to heaven, I guess.
[00:05:28]  Oh, okay.
[00:05:29]  Like Mormon hasn't.
[00:05:30]  He's dying.
[00:05:31]  Maybe that's it.
[00:05:31]  He's got a planet.
[00:05:32]  Yeah.
[00:05:33]  Is he going to get a planet?
[00:05:34]  He should.
[00:05:35]  Celestial.
[00:05:35]  With your grandmother.
[00:05:36]  Well, she's alive.
[00:05:38]  When she dies, she'll go.
[00:05:40]  They've been together for 86 years.
[00:05:41]  Do you want to talk about her?
[00:05:42]  Are you okay?
[00:05:43]  No.
[00:05:44]  I'm fine.
[00:05:46]  Okay.
[00:05:47]  So your grandfather.
[00:05:48]  So he's like, the one who already died.
[00:05:50]  The one who already died, I assume.
[00:05:52]  That one probably had a Stanley Cup if he's a bomber pilot.
[00:05:54]  It's awesome that he had a Stanley Cup.
[00:05:56]  And he's like this iconic green.
[00:05:57]  No minor cookies for him, though.
[00:06:00]  Is that what the Stanley Cup is named after?
[00:06:03]  What?
[00:06:04]  The name of the trophy that they give for the championships?
[00:06:06]  I don't think it is.
[00:06:07]  It's the Stanley Cup.
[00:06:08]  Oh, no, that's named out after Stanley Yalnats.
[00:06:11]  Why do you know that?
[00:06:13]  Because he's a big deal.
[00:06:14]  His grandfather was cursed.
[00:06:16]  He had to dig some holes.
[00:06:18]  He's an icon.
[00:06:19]  Stanley Elnats is a character from the book.
[00:06:21]  Don't correct me.
[00:06:22]  Don't tell him that.
[00:06:23]  I don't know anything.
[00:06:25]  That's too damn bad.
[00:06:27]  You can't.
[00:06:28]  You can't say actually.
[00:06:29]  Genuine admission I've ever heard.
[00:06:32]  I don't know anything.
[00:06:34]  I don't know anything after going on a rant about the World War II bombers with these cups.
[00:06:38]  I know things.
[00:06:38]  I just don't know anything about American shit.
[00:06:41]  So, like, William Stanley.
[00:06:45]  What?
[00:06:46]  Yeah, 1913.
[00:06:47]  Wait.
[00:06:48]  But what about the Stanley Cup?
[00:06:49]  Who is the Stanley Cup named after?
[00:06:51]  The NHL Stanley Cup.
[00:06:52]  Put hockey in there in the search.
[00:06:54]  Stanley Yalnats.
[00:06:58]  Dude, they went so hard.
[00:06:59]  Lord.
[00:07:00]  Stanley Yaltz.
[00:07:01]  Stanley.
[00:07:02]  Do you want to know a crazy thing?
[00:07:03]  And stay focused because we're going to come back to this.
[00:07:06]  We loop around.
[00:07:06]  We always come back.
[00:07:07]  So, holes, you know, that song, Digging Up Holes, Dig It.
[00:07:11]  Two shoes, two tokens in the hand.
[00:07:13]  No, Because I'm the caveman.
[00:07:14]  You know what I'm talking about?
[00:07:16]  Absolutely no idea.
[00:07:19]  Anyway, it was put under Disney Records and Disney Records doesn't know what to do with themselves because they don't really have any other songs because they had a different label.
[00:07:26]  But then they were like, oh, we're going to have our own label.
[00:07:28]  And then they had that dope ass fire beat from Holes come out.
[00:07:32]  And then they were like, shit, we only have that song and one other song we don't want to do with it.
[00:07:35]  And then they don't know what to do with it.
[00:07:36]  So it's not on Spotify.
[00:07:38]  It's nowhere.
[00:07:38]  You can't fucking find it.
[00:07:39]  And it's a banger.

=== Who Named The Cup (05:43) ===

[00:07:41]  Wow.
[00:07:42]  It's upsetting.
[00:07:43]  All right.
[00:07:45]  Okay.
[00:07:47]  Digging up a hole.
[00:07:48]  Dig it.
[00:07:50]  Can I ask you a question?
[00:07:52]  Moving on from the Stanley Cup.
[00:07:53]  No, he wants to go back to the bombers.
[00:07:54]  But she doesn't give it.
[00:07:55]  She doesn't care.
[00:07:56]  No, we loop around.
[00:07:57]  Oh, I'm going to pretend to care.
[00:07:58]  Here you go.
[00:07:59]  I really thought you would be into Stanley Cups.
[00:08:01]  Like, I literally told Will, like, let's go to Target.
[00:08:04]  Let's go to Target before the stream and get her Stanley Cove and, like, see if she would, like, react to it positively.
[00:08:09]  That would have been so funny if you went through all that effort because I wouldn't give a shit.
[00:08:13]  That's just not her thing.
[00:08:15]  You guys want me to be a stereotypical, like, white girl?
[00:08:19]  You are our entry point into basic white women.
[00:08:22]  I only like Taylor Swift.
[00:08:24]  That's the only thing basic about me.
[00:08:25]  You like pumpkins?
[00:08:26]  You just, you on this podcast, you went, I'm a trad wife.
[00:08:31]  I'm trying to be, but I have a full-time job and I have like two full-time.
[00:08:34]  I've got like three full-time jobs.
[00:08:35]  That's literally the most trad wives are the most basic white girl shit you can do.
[00:08:39]  Well, I'm trying to get there.
[00:08:41]  I'm not there, though.
[00:08:43]  The wanting to be a trad wife is even more basic white girl shit.
[00:08:46]  I'm tired, and I'm ready to be a trad wife and make chili and turn the crock pot on.
[00:08:50]  If you know what, if I didn't have to go to work today, I would have turned that crock pot on.
[00:08:54]  I would have noticed.
[00:08:55]  But I'd have fucked up.
[00:08:56]  You're like Taylor Swift, pumpkin spice latte, and wanting to be a trad wife.
[00:09:00]  That's the trifecta.
[00:09:01]  I don't actually want to be a trad wife.
[00:09:02]  It's just a phase I'm in right now.
[00:09:04]  Next month, I'm going to be a trader.
[00:09:06]  Why are you in a phase?
[00:09:06]  Why are you in a trad wife phase?
[00:09:08]  Because I'm tired.
[00:09:09]  Now that you fucking ruined our Stanley Cup segment, no, let's talk about Stanley Cups.
[00:09:13]  No, fuck Stanley Cups.
[00:09:14]  I love them.
[00:09:15]  I'm so excited for the hot pink one.
[00:09:16]  I've waited outside at 5 a.m.
[00:09:18]  Okay, let's.
[00:09:18]  Hey, another thing all white women are into right now.
[00:09:22]  But hot Willy Wonka.
[00:09:24]  Go ahead and pull up that Calvin Klein spread.
[00:09:26]  Oh, yeah, Jeremy Allen White.
[00:09:28]  God, wow.
[00:09:31]  I have, I have changed a tune.
[00:09:34]  Because remember, we talked, and we said he was ugly.
[00:09:37]  No, hold, hold, before we move on.
[00:09:40]  No, let's watch it.
[00:09:41]  No, hold on.
[00:09:42]  You said we.
[00:09:44]  We're not.
[00:09:46]  No, me and him.
[00:09:46]  No, I'm not.
[00:09:47]  Me and him said he was ugly hot.
[00:09:48]  I'm still.
[00:09:49]  No, he's just hot.
[00:09:50]  He's not.
[00:09:51]  He's still.
[00:09:51]  Thank you.
[00:09:52]  He's still ugly.
[00:09:55]  I fought for this man.
[00:09:56]  Okay, don't for this man.
[00:09:58]  I feel bad for this part.
[00:10:00]  Because Ludwig and I, we were Ludwig and I were laying on the couch yesterday.
[00:10:03]  I was like, have you seen the Calvin?
[00:10:04]  He was like, yeah.
[00:10:05]  And I was like, yeah.
[00:10:06]  So if he was in GTARP, would you argue?
[00:10:08]  No, I wouldn't.
[00:10:09]  Yes, he is.
[00:10:09]  Because he was like an RP is pants.
[00:10:12]  Look how big his veins are.
[00:10:13]  Mine are so small.
[00:10:15]  What?
[00:10:15]  How do I get big veins?
[00:10:17]  Okay, I want to say something here.
[00:10:19]  What?
[00:10:20]  Jeremy Allen White is still ugly hot.
[00:10:23]  If you look, he's literally a butterface.
[00:10:26]  He's not.
[00:10:26]  No.
[00:10:27]  Yes, he is.
[00:10:28]  Pull the video up, March.
[00:10:29]  March, pull the video up, please, because there's like a dick shot in there.
[00:10:33]  And it's like, wow.
[00:10:34]  I didn't look respectfully.
[00:10:36]  And then I don't look at dicks.
[00:10:38]  You know this.
[00:10:39]  Okay.
[00:10:40]  I've talked about it.
[00:10:41]  So there's a dick shot and then there's a face shot that follows right after.
[00:10:44]  You're like, oh, no.
[00:10:46]  Oh, come on.
[00:10:47]  You're being mean.
[00:10:47]  You're a mean girl.
[00:10:50]  Okay.
[00:10:51]  So he's so hot.
[00:10:52]  He is incredibly hot.
[00:10:54]  And he has the.
[00:10:55]  Yes.
[00:10:56]  No, he looks dreamy.
[00:10:57]  No, his eyes are perfect to say.
[00:10:59]  Wait, really?
[00:10:59]  He's dreamy there.
[00:11:01]  I think he still has like a.
[00:11:03]  I still think he's, he looks like kind of weird.
[00:11:06]  His face is not.
[00:11:06]  I want Ludwig to do a Calvin Klein shoot.
[00:11:09]  Anyway, regardless.
[00:11:11]  My point was: my point was that he's still ugly hot, but he is phenomenally hot.
[00:11:15]  You can still be like a non-knock back Calvin Klein.
[00:11:18]  Look at that.
[00:11:19]  You can be a nine out of ten and be ugly hot still.
[00:11:22]  That's my point.
[00:11:22]  And I think people misunderstand that.
[00:11:24]  I do misunderstand that.
[00:11:26]  Like, people think when I say ugly hot, oh, it's like, oh, you're ugly.
[00:11:29]  Like, no, he is really.
[00:11:31]  No one has talked about a Calvin Klein spread in years until this one.
[00:11:34]  And holy moly moly.
[00:11:35]  Yeah, it's incredible.
[00:11:37]  Respectfully.
[00:11:37]  He has the perfect body.
[00:11:40]  He has a perfect body.
[00:11:42]  I think it's not like it's not like a steroid body.
[00:11:46]  His veins are so big.
[00:11:47]  I want this correct.
[00:11:48]  I want to.
[00:11:49]  And I want to go on the record saying I was the one saying this a while ago.
[00:11:53]  I still stand by my decision.
[00:11:54]  I think Jeremy Allen White is on top of the world right now.
[00:11:58]  He's sexy as hell.
[00:12:00]  I do still maintain the position that he's ugly hot.
[00:12:03]  If anyone's got advice on how to get big ass veins, hit up.
[00:12:07]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:12:07]  You can, you can take vascularity supplements, and you also have to do cardio and you have to lift heavy.
[00:12:13]  I did cardio today.
[00:12:14]  I played basketball.
[00:12:15]  Yeah, do you lift?
[00:12:17]  No.
[00:12:17]  Do you live, bro?
[00:12:18]  No.
[00:12:19]  No.
[00:12:20]  Do you want me to get you vascular?
[00:12:21]  Cutie, if you give me two months, you ask me a question.
[00:12:25]  You're gonna make me do, you're gonna make me, you're gonna like yell at me.
[00:12:28]  You're gonna make me go, you're gonna make me like rum.
[00:12:32]  Yeah.
[00:12:33]  Yeah.
[00:12:33]  Yes, I'm going to do this.
[00:12:35]  I'm in walk club right now.
[00:12:36]  We're gonna like mile walk every day.
[00:12:38]  You'll never be vascular.
[00:12:40]  Moving on.
[00:12:40]  I just need to be able to get my blood dry.
[00:12:42]  Don't even ask about it.
[00:12:43]  Don't even ask about it.
[00:12:44]  You're always gonna have teeny little weak veins.
[00:12:46]  My veins used to be big, I swear, and now they're small.
[00:12:49]  You got little touches.
[00:12:50]  That's why I think maybe I'm dying.
[00:12:51]  I'm the veins of a leaf.
[00:12:52]  But I hope I don't.
[00:12:54]  I hope I don't die.
[00:12:55]  That'd be so good.
[00:12:55]  Do you want these veins?
[00:12:59]  You want to see my veins?
[00:13:00]  They're big.
[00:13:01]  Yeah, are your veins big too?
[00:13:04]  Let me see your blood sucking vein.
[00:13:07]  Wearing a long sleeve shirt.
[00:13:08]  I'm sorry.
[00:13:09]  Yeah.
[00:13:10]  I could get blood out of you.
[00:13:11]  We're vascular.
[00:13:12]  Let me see.
[00:13:12]  Oh, you're wearing low sleeve.
[00:13:13]  That's tucked in.
[00:13:15]  We're vascular as shit.
[00:13:17]  Dude.
[00:13:18]  You want me vascular?
[00:13:19]  Yeah.
[00:13:20]  Come work out.
[00:13:23]  Work out.

=== Rent Splitting Drama (05:55) ===

[00:13:24]  I don't want.
[00:13:26]  I'm getting a personal trainer that comes to my house.
[00:13:28]  By the way, I've decided what we're doing.
[00:13:30]  What?
[00:13:31]  We are going to do the Disney thing.
[00:13:34]  But it's going to be a two-day event.
[00:13:36]  What?
[00:13:37]  Or it's going to be a back-to-back stream.
[00:13:39]  We're doing Disney vs. Six Flags definitive competition.
[00:13:42]  Yeah, but I don't go on roller coasters.
[00:13:44]  Definitive competition.
[00:13:46]  But I'll be there for the vibes.
[00:13:47]  No, you'll go on the roller coasters.
[00:13:49]  I won't.
[00:13:49]  You will.
[00:13:50]  Nope.
[00:13:51]  It'll be like when we did the fast food thing.
[00:13:53]  I'll be there for the vibes and I'll do great.
[00:13:55]  But I know you did great on it.
[00:13:57]  Also, Six Flags doesn't allow you to take stream on roller coaster.
[00:14:00]  Oh, then you can hold it.
[00:14:02]  Yeah, and I can watch you guys.
[00:14:03]  But you'll come at least.
[00:14:05]  But you could also Discord.
[00:14:06]  You have to come on one coaster.
[00:14:08]  And I could watch it.
[00:14:09]  You have to come on one coaster.
[00:14:10]  I simply will not.
[00:14:11]  You simply will.
[00:14:12]  I won't.
[00:14:13]  You need to start challenging.
[00:14:14]  Peer pressure doesn't work on me.
[00:14:15]  You want it?
[00:14:15]  You want to be successful?
[00:14:16]  You want to be vascular?
[00:14:17]  I am successful.
[00:14:19]  Well, you'd be more successful.
[00:14:21]  I simply am going to be.
[00:14:22]  I'm getting so vascular on this.
[00:14:24]  I'm being a trad wife.
[00:14:25]  I'm going the opposite direction.
[00:14:26]  Actually, trad wives, I'm sure you're successful in your own way.
[00:14:29]  Why are you?
[00:14:30]  Why are you holding the trad wife community?
[00:14:33]  What do you mean, holding them?
[00:14:36]  Because she's basic and she saw TikToks.
[00:14:40]  No, I don't watch TikToks anymore.
[00:14:42]  She saw Twitter.
[00:14:43]  I would just be good at it.
[00:14:44]  Did you, where did you see the trad wife stuff?
[00:14:46]  How did this get into it?
[00:14:48]  Actually, Ludwig saw the trad wife stuff and he was like, he was like, I feel like you, how did he phrase it?
[00:14:54]  You should do this for me.
[00:14:58]  He was like, I feel like you try to do, you try to be a trad wife at the same time as working all your jobs, and it's too much for one person.
[00:15:05]  And I was like, wait, he was literally telling you, like, you should probably quit your job and be much friendly.
[00:15:09]  No, no, no.
[00:15:09]  He was saying I do too much.
[00:15:11]  That's crazy.
[00:15:11]  He's literally signaling.
[00:15:12]  He's like hard and he's signaling to you to stop working.
[00:15:16]  That's crazy.
[00:15:17]  And bear his.
[00:15:18]  No, I can't.
[00:15:19]  I would never.
[00:15:19]  I could never.
[00:15:20]  I can't even use his card to like buy shit.
[00:15:21]  It gives me the heebie jeebies.
[00:15:24]  I can't do that.
[00:15:24]  I gotta make my own money.
[00:15:26]  I would buy shit with his card all the way.
[00:15:28]  That's crazy.
[00:15:28]  I'll be taking that shit.
[00:15:30]  I'm not paying rent right now, and it kind of eats me up.
[00:15:32]  What?
[00:15:32]  I don't pay rent.
[00:15:34]  It bothers me.
[00:15:36]  What?
[00:15:37]  Why would you pay rent?
[00:15:39]  Because I live at the house with him.
[00:15:41]  It's so weird.
[00:15:42]  What's wrong with you?
[00:15:44]  Why wouldn't I pay rent?
[00:15:45]  You're in a relationship.
[00:15:47]  So he pays it.
[00:15:50]  Yeah, he's rich.
[00:15:51]  Yeah, but I want to contribute.
[00:15:55]  Okay, you contribute with your love and it sounds like I can't be a trader.
[00:16:01]  That doesn't fucking work.
[00:16:02]  Yeah.
[00:16:03]  I don't know.
[00:16:06]  It's weird, though.
[00:16:06]  You don't have to do that.
[00:16:07]  You contribute to the relationship.
[00:16:09]  What?
[00:16:09]  That wouldn't bother you?
[00:16:10]  You move a girl in tomorrow and she doesn't help pay for anything?
[00:16:14]  No.
[00:16:15]  Would that bother you?
[00:16:17]  Do you and Caroline split rent?
[00:16:20]  What?
[00:16:21]  Do you cover it?
[00:16:23]  What?
[00:16:24]  Fuck's wrong with you, dude.
[00:16:26]  I've never.
[00:16:28]  Dude, what is happening today?
[00:16:29]  Am I losing my mind?
[00:16:31]  Like, here's the thing.
[00:16:32]  We just recorded the bonus episode before this episode, by the way, and we were talking about relationship RP.
[00:16:36]  And go check out the episode after this because they have a crazy take.
[00:16:42]  We have a crazy tape.
[00:16:43]  I love that you.
[00:16:45]  The girlies will...
[00:16:47]  Girlies, hi.
[00:16:48]  Type one in chat if you agree because they just will.
[00:16:51]  Okay, to be fair, I think you already lost the girlies because you're not.
[00:16:54]  I'm sorry that the girlies like us more than you.
[00:16:56]  They don't.
[00:16:57]  They 100% do.
[00:16:58]  Besides Caroline.
[00:17:00]  Maybe they do.
[00:17:02]  I don't know.
[00:17:02]  Girl, because some of them maybe have crushes on you.
[00:17:05]  And I don't blame them because they might have crushes on you guys.
[00:17:11]  And so they like you.
[00:17:12]  And I don't blame them for wanting to have crushes on you guys.
[00:17:15]  But girlies, stand with me, okay?
[00:17:18]  That's crazy.
[00:17:19]  That's so desperate.
[00:17:21]  It is.
[00:17:22]  But I've lived with many a boyfriend.
[00:17:25]  Okay.
[00:17:25]  That sounds like I'm an issue.
[00:17:26]  Listen, I'm not.
[00:17:27]  I've never not split it.
[00:17:28]  If you're the rich one, if you're the rich partner in the relationship, he's not that much richer than me.
[00:17:36]  Cutie.
[00:17:38]  Cutie.
[00:17:39]  Guys, do you not want to hang out with me?
[00:17:40]  Cause I'm broke, to be honest.
[00:17:44]  Yes.
[00:17:46]  I'm so broke compared to all my friends.
[00:17:48]  It blows my mind.
[00:17:49]  You know what's going to happen, huh?
[00:17:50]  I'm going to go, no, cutie, we want to hang out.
[00:17:52]  And then you go, I hate you.
[00:17:54]  Yeah, we've been burned before.
[00:17:56]  But anyway, listen.
[00:17:58]  Let's say you're in a relationship with not Ludwig, but instead a broke boy.
[00:18:03]  Uh-huh.
[00:18:03]  Okay.
[00:18:04]  It would be valid for you to pay for the rent, too, if you already had a place and your boyfriend moved in with you.
[00:18:11]  I guess.
[00:18:12]  I've always just been in relationships where we've been pretty equal pay-wise.
[00:18:15]  And so we just split.
[00:18:16]  Everything's split.
[00:18:17]  Okay.
[00:18:17]  And that's fine.
[00:18:18]  And so I feel weird not considering that.
[00:18:20]  But I don't think you were ever in a relationship with someone as rich as Ludwig.
[00:18:23]  No.
[00:18:25]  There it is.
[00:18:27]  No.
[00:18:28]  You have your answer.
[00:18:29]  Dude.
[00:18:30]  But yeah, if I was in a relationship with Ludwig, I'd be fucking taking his credit card.
[00:18:34]  Yeah, downtown.
[00:18:35]  I think you're just as rich as Ludwig.
[00:18:37]  I'm just fat plastic.
[00:18:38]  No, I'm not as rich as Ludwig.
[00:18:40]  This is drama.
[00:18:41]  Cutie.
[00:18:42]  Ludwig's got them YouTube dollar.
[00:18:45]  Yeah, that's crazy.
[00:18:46]  Really?
[00:18:48]  You know his contract.
[00:18:50]  Yeah, but he has so many employees.
[00:18:51]  You've got your expenses are so different.
[00:18:54]  Fair?
[00:18:54]  He's got like 80 employees.
[00:18:56]  He's not paying all of his employees through his YouTube contract.
[00:18:59]  He's got to pay them somehow.
[00:19:00]  Not paying him for his YouTube contract.
[00:19:01]  How is he paying him?
[00:19:04]  Through the revenue, through other revenue streams?
[00:19:06]  He made his, he's, his, I, they make money off of like, why is he selling merch?
[00:19:11]  Good point.
[00:19:12]  You're honest.
[00:19:13]  And also selling tickets to live events and also slutting all of his friends out.
[00:19:17]  Maybe he's rich.
[00:19:19]  Yeah.

=== Flying With Otters (10:16) ===

[00:19:20]  I've never really thought about it.
[00:19:21]  Yeah, he's disgustingly rich.
[00:19:24]  He should buy me things.
[00:19:25]  He owns like a fucking, he owns like a media company and also many.
[00:19:29]  Hey, I'm standing by ground.
[00:19:31]  He should buy me more stuff.
[00:19:32]  Yeah.
[00:19:34]  What should I get?
[00:19:36]  Oh, you should get some fucking Alexander McQueen handbags.
[00:19:40]  I don't want that.
[00:19:41]  Birkin.
[00:19:42]  I'd lose it.
[00:19:43]  Get the Birkin.
[00:19:43]  Get the Birkin.
[00:19:44]  I don't want it.
[00:19:45]  You'd lose a bag?
[00:19:46]  I've lost my product bag and my Chanel bag that he got.
[00:19:49]  Birkin.
[00:19:50]  Yeah.
[00:19:50]  I lost it.
[00:19:51]  Birkin.
[00:19:52]  What about good luggage?
[00:19:53]  No, I don't want it.
[00:19:54]  I don't travel.
[00:19:56]  Oh, yeah, that's right.
[00:19:57]  She's weird.
[00:19:57]  I don't think I want anything.
[00:20:02]  You don't like me, be honest.
[00:20:06]  What else did you have to talk about today besides Stanley Cup?
[00:20:08]  I have a bunch of stuff, but I'm way more interested in your...
[00:20:12]  I feel like Will is mad at me today.
[00:20:15]  Why?
[00:20:15]  Are you mad at me?
[00:20:16]  No.
[00:20:19]  Don't even think about it.
[00:20:21]  Here, let me pull this up.
[00:20:23]  Let me pull this up.
[00:20:24]  I got some stuff.
[00:20:25]  You wanted to talk about January 6th?
[00:20:27]  Okay.
[00:20:28]  Can you pull up the...
[00:20:29]  No, of course not.
[00:20:30]  Can you pull up the Boeing plane that was a freaking thing fell off of it?
[00:20:36]  What?
[00:20:37]  No.
[00:20:37]  No, there's what?
[00:20:38]  There's a Japanese one that burned?
[00:20:40]  Shit, maybe we shouldn't.
[00:20:41]  You guys want me to get on these planes?
[00:20:43]  Maybe we shouldn't look at this.
[00:20:44]  I was going to do it because often.
[00:20:46]  No, this is good because this one had the door fly off.
[00:20:50]  Yeah, Boeing plane.
[00:20:51]  Yeah, but no one was in that seat.
[00:20:53]  Everyone closed your in that seat.
[00:20:54]  Even if they weren't.
[00:20:54]  That's why I don't sit in window seats because actually there's another time that a chunk of like the door flew off and this lady got sucked out and then these people grabbed her by her legs to save her, but she already died.
[00:21:04]  Bitch should have had her seatbelt on.
[00:21:06]  She did.
[00:21:07]  The whole last chair went out.
[00:21:09]  What?
[00:21:10]  That's crazy.
[00:21:11]  There's another insensible pilot flying out the front and they held his legs and he lived.
[00:21:15]  He survived.
[00:21:16]  Why are people flying out?
[00:21:18]  You know where I don't fly out?
[00:21:19]  Right here.
[00:21:21]  There's no, there's a 0% chance I fly out of this room unless you throw me down.
[00:21:25]  I gotta be honest.
[00:21:25]  You should start traveling because those super small veins are clear indication you don't have long.
[00:21:31]  Really?
[00:21:32]  Yeah, you need to make the most of it.
[00:21:33]  You're making that up.
[00:21:34]  I went to the doctor this week because I thought I'd say that.
[00:21:35]  Now she's going to freak out.
[00:21:36]  So now even if something goes wrong, they can't tell.
[00:21:38]  Your veins are too tiny.
[00:21:39]  I know.
[00:21:40]  That's what I'm starting to think.
[00:21:41]  You know what actually grows your veins?
[00:21:42]  Flight.
[00:21:43]  Yeah.
[00:21:44]  Yeah, no, they do.
[00:21:45]  Pressure change.
[00:21:45]  Hold it up, March.
[00:21:48]  Hold that shit up.
[00:21:49]  Wait, so why did a different plane?
[00:21:51]  I'm kidding.
[00:21:51]  She's played the video.
[00:21:52]  Why did a different plane catch on fire?
[00:21:55]  He's literally pulling it.
[00:21:56]  He's covering it on the fucking airplane.
[00:21:59]  A car drove into a plane on why did they do that?
[00:22:05]  Because they were cleaning up after the earthquake.
[00:22:08]  Wait, actually?
[00:22:09]  Yes.
[00:22:09]  Wait, are you talking about Japan?
[00:22:11]  I'm talking about Japan.
[00:22:12]  Was it?
[00:22:13]  Everything I just told you was factual.
[00:22:16]  Yeah.
[00:22:17]  Even though it caught on fire?
[00:22:18]  Yes.
[00:22:19]  Because planes are.
[00:22:20]  Did he know that?
[00:22:21]  Do you want to hear something crazy that I know?
[00:22:22]  What?
[00:22:23]  There was this plane in London, the biggest plane accident ever.
[00:22:26]  No one talks about it.
[00:22:27]  It was really foggy at the London airport.
[00:22:30]  And one, yeah, one plane was taken off and one plane was landing and they crashed and they both died.
[00:22:37]  Everybody on all the planes.
[00:22:38]  They both died.
[00:22:39]  Both of the planes died and everybody on them.
[00:22:41]  600 people freaking died.
[00:22:43]  When was it like in fucking 1943?
[00:22:47]  It was like a few years ago.
[00:22:49]  I don't believe that.
[00:22:49]  I don't know when it was.
[00:22:51]  Marsh, can you look that up?
[00:22:53]  London?
[00:22:54]  Yeah, he'll.
[00:22:55]  Wait, I want to see the door flying.
[00:22:58]  Yeah, it's crazy.
[00:22:59]  And I wanted to start off with that video, but we've been flying all over the place.
[00:23:04]  People like that.
[00:23:08]  Yes.
[00:23:11]  Yes.
[00:23:12]  Bro, this is fucked up.
[00:23:14]  No, it's actually kind of dope that it's like, everybody survives and everybody lives.
[00:23:18]  And I bet those people get a bunch of free miles.
[00:23:20]  That lady's me.
[00:23:21]  I'm like, what the fuck?
[00:23:23]  No, that lady's not you because you don't fly.
[00:23:25]  She does.
[00:23:26]  She's brave.
[00:23:27]  There's a reason.
[00:23:27]  She's brave.
[00:23:28]  You're a coward.
[00:23:28]  I don't know what they have to talk to their therapist about.
[00:23:30]  I already can't afford my therapist.
[00:23:33]  And then I look to my left and there's this huge chunk part of the airplane just like missing.
[00:23:39]  And the wind is just extremely loud.
[00:23:41]  There's wind blowing everywhere.
[00:23:52]  We're at the end of the plane.
[00:23:55]  Yeah, why did a chunk just blow up?
[00:23:57]  That's not even the emergency door.
[00:23:58]  I don't get it.
[00:24:00]  There was no one seated.
[00:24:03]  Chunk shouldn't be flying off.
[00:24:04]  That's true.
[00:24:05]  And I heard a pop noise.
[00:24:08]  I felt the wind come forward, and then it came back.
[00:24:11]  It hit me in my face.
[00:24:13]  Trying to make sense of what's going on.
[00:24:16]  I said that I thought we were going.
[00:24:17]  I take it back.
[00:24:19]  Yeah.
[00:24:20]  I thought we were too.
[00:24:22]  I wasn't afraid.
[00:24:23]  I don't know why, but you know, and that was not me.
[00:24:27]  Yeah, you're like that.
[00:24:27]  She's actually not me.
[00:24:28]  She's not me, girl.
[00:24:29]  She, unlike you, is not a coward.
[00:24:31]  Dude, I would be so sad if I was on that plane.
[00:24:35]  I'd be so stressed.
[00:24:36]  But then you would probably.
[00:24:37]  Turns out my uncle, though, is starting to fly to Hawaii.
[00:24:40]  So maybe we could go to Hawaii.
[00:24:41]  But I don't want to go to Hawaii because if a place was going to get bombed, it would be Hawaii.
[00:24:45]  It's so close to everything.
[00:24:48]  And you're like trapped.
[00:24:48]  You can't leave.
[00:24:51]  Guys.
[00:24:53]  Someone agrees with me, right, ladies.
[00:24:56]  Ladies, you're standing with me this episode.
[00:24:58]  Remember?
[00:24:59]  Even if you have crushes on them, forget them today.
[00:25:01]  Today is our day.
[00:25:02]  Kitty's insinuation that we promote these parasocial relationships.
[00:25:08]  They might.
[00:25:09]  I like that you think women can only agree with us because they are sexually attractive.
[00:25:13]  Yeah.
[00:25:13]  We've never done anything like that.
[00:25:15]  You guys are stupid.
[00:25:17]  No.
[00:25:18]  We love you.
[00:25:19]  No.
[00:25:19]  Why don't you sound off in the comments?
[00:25:23]  I don't even.
[00:25:24]  It would make me really happy.
[00:25:25]  It'd make us so happy.
[00:25:28]  They're not falling for it.
[00:25:30]  Kitty, we don't.
[00:25:30]  We don't.
[00:25:32]  Look at that plane on fire.
[00:25:34]  And everybody lived.
[00:25:35]  Yeah, everybody survived.
[00:25:36]  So.
[00:25:37]  Dude, it's not okay that that's everybody survived.
[00:25:41]  How's it exploded?
[00:25:42]  Even the guy in the car.
[00:25:44]  Oh, God.
[00:25:45]  I shot the guy in the car survived.
[00:25:46]  Let's see how she does here.
[00:25:48]  Guys, adjusting the cameras, my queen?
[00:25:49]  No, she actually didn't.
[00:25:53]  Dude, I am pulling.
[00:25:55]  Why is no one pulling the emergency door right that second?
[00:25:57]  Because, oh my god, how did they get off in time?
[00:26:04]  Bro, huh?
[00:26:07]  This video should prove that you can come to Japan and feel safe.
[00:26:10]  Yes.
[00:26:11]  I'm drunk in the back of the car, and I cried like a baby coming home from the bar.
[00:26:18]  You guys need to learn the whoa, dude.
[00:26:23]  Yep.
[00:26:24]  But all of their clothes caught on fire, huh?
[00:26:26]  Nope.
[00:26:26]  No.
[00:26:27]  Their luggage.
[00:26:28]  The only thing that happened is I would not give a flying fuck about my luggage if I survived.
[00:26:34]  There were two pets in the cargo container that passed away.
[00:26:38]  God damn it.
[00:26:39]  They didn't evacuate the pets.
[00:26:41]  God damn it.
[00:26:42]  You're not bringing Swift.
[00:26:43]  That's so tragic.
[00:26:46]  Wasn't she the one who wanted to euthanize all the otters anyway?
[00:26:49]  No.
[00:26:50]  They euthanized them, not me.
[00:26:52]  Yeah, that was you.
[00:26:53]  No, they do it.
[00:26:54]  100%.
[00:26:55]  You are a big advocate for otter euthanization.
[00:26:58]  He fell for it.
[00:26:59]  What?
[00:26:59]  The place you went.
[00:27:00]  You guys are the one that paid them money.
[00:27:02]  Yeah, they don't euthanize it.
[00:27:03]  So they survive.
[00:27:04]  They do.
[00:27:05]  We paid them money so they live and they thrive.
[00:27:08]  They thrive.
[00:27:08]  They don't.
[00:27:09]  You did not pay them money because you want them to be euthanized.
[00:27:12]  That's the opposite, actually.
[00:27:14]  That's crazy.
[00:27:15]  I don't put business.
[00:27:16]  I don't give money.
[00:27:17]  I don't give.
[00:27:18]  Right.
[00:27:18]  And that lack of business causes other otter cafes to have to unfortunately shut down.
[00:27:23]  Good.
[00:27:24]  No.
[00:27:24]  Otters shouldn't be with humans in cafes.
[00:27:26]  Otters should be in the wild.
[00:27:29]  Says you who've never been with an otter.
[00:27:32]  Yeah, honestly, if you went to an otter cafe, your world would change.
[00:27:35]  Yeah, the otters.
[00:27:37]  Yeah, I'd be more depressed because I'd be like, wow, I can't believe they're going to euthanize all these otters.
[00:27:40]  No, they don't.
[00:27:41]  They don't euthanize them.
[00:27:42]  Because they do.
[00:27:43]  There's no euthanization.
[00:27:45]  That's not true.
[00:27:46]  That is so true.
[00:27:47]  No.
[00:27:48]  Mark, I can't believe you saw my YouTube and you clicked not on my YouTube.
[00:27:55]  He did choose his.
[00:27:56]  Well, you chose Will Next YouTube.
[00:28:01]  My YouTube is not followed enough, though.
[00:28:02]  That's good.
[00:28:05]  That's crazy.
[00:28:07]  All those otters are dead now.
[00:28:08]  No, they're thriving.
[00:28:10]  Oh, look at the little hands.
[00:28:13]  Oh, my God.
[00:28:16]  They give you a little joy from Austin, who's a known murderer.
[00:28:22]  A known.
[00:28:24]  Look at that one.
[00:28:25]  Now that you're right here, I think it's time to talk about it.
[00:28:31]  Dude, otters should not be living in a 4x4 box.
[00:28:35]  I desperately don't.
[00:28:38]  I desperately want a pet otter now.
[00:28:40]  No, you're bad.
[00:28:41]  Bad.
[00:28:42]  Smells so bad.
[00:28:45]  No, they were cute.
[00:28:48]  My cat kind of looks like an otter.
[00:28:53]  Yeah, let's just go back to Japan.
[00:28:55]  Yeah, I can't wait.
[00:28:56]  Have fun.
[00:28:57]  You're coming.
[00:28:58]  Oh, my God, Cutie.
[00:29:00]  I thought by this time you were going to be fixed.
[00:29:02]  Yeah.
[00:29:03]  What happened?
[00:29:04]  I don't think that's going to be a good time.
[00:29:04]  Are you actually working on yourself, cutie?
[00:29:07]  I go to therapy twice a week.
[00:29:08]  It's so expensive.
[00:29:09]  She just raised the price, too, and I'm like, shit.
[00:29:11]  Damn, you're so fucked up.
[00:29:13]  Your doctor was like, we got raising the price.
[00:29:17]  She raises it like every three months.
[00:29:18]  That's your doctor literally.
[00:29:20]  Yeah, it's so much money, too.
[00:29:21]  Because your doctor's like, I got to pay for therapy.
[00:29:23]  Yeah.
[00:29:24]  I know.
[00:29:24]  I think I'm going to have to start going once a week because it's too much money.
[00:29:27]  Get Ludwig to pay for it.
[00:29:29]  I'm not going to do that.
[00:29:31]  I literally pay her like a salary.
[00:29:33]  Oh.
[00:29:34]  Get Ludwig to pay for your therapy.

=== Therapy On A Plane (06:11) ===

[00:29:36]  $325 a session.
[00:29:38]  What?
[00:29:38]  Yeah.
[00:29:39]  Is that a lot?
[00:29:40]  I don't know.
[00:29:41]  For therapy.
[00:29:42]  $600 a week?
[00:29:44]  That's a good question.
[00:29:44]  Yeah, that's a lot of money in general, but is that a lot for therapy?
[00:29:47]  Oh, you don't have insurance.
[00:29:48]  No, I do have insurance now, but she doesn't take insurance, I guess.
[00:29:51]  I don't know.
[00:29:51]  What?
[00:29:52]  Yeah, I don't get it.
[00:29:53]  A lot of cashiers.
[00:29:54]  Fucking kind of weird ass therapist.
[00:29:57]  It's a trauma EMDR therapist.
[00:30:01]  Yo, that fucking price is traumatic.
[00:30:03]  No, I should be so crazy.
[00:30:04]  Straight up.
[00:30:05]  Straight up.
[00:30:06]  Or do a new therapist.
[00:30:07]  I'll do the therapy half the price.
[00:30:10]  Okay, I'm in.
[00:30:11]  But my methods?
[00:30:13]  Yeah, my veins are going to get bigger, hopefully.
[00:30:15]  My methods are considered unusual.
[00:30:17]  We will be drugging you and putting you on a plane.
[00:30:20]  Exposure therapy.
[00:30:21]  I'm just going to turn you into a CrossFit chick.
[00:30:23]  That's going to be my therapy.
[00:30:24]  I don't want to be a CrossFit chick.
[00:30:26]  Well, no one wants to get better, cutie.
[00:30:29]  You got to teach me.
[00:30:30]  You do.
[00:30:31]  I want to get better.
[00:30:32]  Yeah, so we're going to first work on your biceps, and they're going to become a shield for your soul.
[00:30:39]  I'm drunk in the back of the car, and I cry like a baby coming home from the bar.
[00:30:43]  Woo-woo.
[00:30:45]  Close.
[00:30:46]  I tried.
[00:30:47]  I don't know what you want from me.
[00:30:48]  Okay.
[00:30:49]  We're done talking about planes being on fire.
[00:30:51]  I have another that I want to talk about.
[00:30:54]  Oh, wow.
[00:30:54]  TruthTellerEagle.fuck.
[00:30:56]  The hero of TruthTellerEagle.net.
[00:30:59]  What is that?
[00:30:59]  It's a web.
[00:31:00]  It's his website.
[00:31:01]  Website.
[00:31:02]  It's a fan-made website for me.
[00:31:04]  Why does he have that?
[00:31:05]  Please look up Bass Pro Shop Cannonball.
[00:31:08]  Oh, we should have done this fucking behind the page.
[00:31:11]  Yeah, he's got a micro penis.
[00:31:14]  I mean, I guess we can still look at it and then.
[00:31:16]  Oh, we can look at it and send it.
[00:31:17]  Who has a micro penis?
[00:31:20]  The absolute hero.
[00:31:25]  I mean, we can look at the video if you want, but it's not going to show you the...
[00:31:29]  It's on Twitter for sure.
[00:31:32]  What do you think?
[00:31:32]  A man.
[00:31:33]  To be honest, I don't even think we'd get demonetized for showing it because his penis is so small you can't see it.
[00:31:38]  You can't see it.
[00:31:39]  You're not giving enough context to me and the viewers.
[00:31:42]  There is a man in the Bass Pro shop that was arrested.
[00:31:46]  He's 42 years old.
[00:31:47]  He was arrested for nakedly cannonballing into the aquarium at a bass pro shop, and there's video footage of it.
[00:31:54]  And he swims in there for a little bit before the cops arrive.
[00:31:58]  And he has the tiniest penis of all.
[00:32:01]  Why did he do this?
[00:32:02]  Did they say?
[00:32:02]  He's a fucking legend.
[00:32:04]  Yeah.
[00:32:04]  But like a real reason.
[00:32:05]  Was he like on drugs?
[00:32:07]  I think he's a legend.
[00:32:09]  Heroes live forever.
[00:32:10]  Trying to make a moment.
[00:32:11]  Legends never die.
[00:32:12]  Okay.
[00:32:13]  No, cool.
[00:32:15]  That cleared things up.
[00:32:16]  Yeah.
[00:32:17]  Actually.
[00:32:18]  You're welcome.
[00:32:19]  Are there bass in their aquarium?
[00:32:21]  Yes.
[00:32:21]  What else is in there?
[00:32:22]  All kinds of fish.
[00:32:23]  By the way, I can offer you a little olive branch here.
[00:32:27]  We're going to do another FioreN trip to Memphis.
[00:32:30]  Yeah.
[00:32:30]  Uh-huh.
[00:32:31]  To the Memphis Bass Pro Shop Pyramid, which is like an amusement park bass shop.
[00:32:36]  Uh-huh.
[00:32:37]  And we're going to stay there.
[00:32:37]  Can you drive to Memphis?
[00:32:39]  When are you trying to go to Memphis?
[00:32:41]  Probably within the next two or three months.
[00:32:43]  Hmm.
[00:32:46]  Right as the Planet.
[00:32:46]  How long is that flight?
[00:32:47]  Right as the streamer awards at.
[00:32:49]  How long is the flight?
[00:32:49]  Like two hours.
[00:32:51]  Will you Google it more?
[00:32:52]  Wait, you would do a two-hour flight?
[00:32:54]  The flight from LAX to Tennessee.
[00:32:56]  Well, because I wanted, because Taylor Swift, she kind of like grew up in Tennessee.
[00:33:02]  So I thought maybe it'd be, I've always wanted to go to Tennessee, but 335.
[00:33:07]  Cutie.
[00:33:07]  That's not that long.
[00:33:09]  Kitty, Kitty, I would give you half my winnings from Austin.
[00:33:12]  That would pay for like 10 minutes of your therapy.
[00:33:15]  What would you win from Austin?
[00:33:17]  $10,000.
[00:33:19]  You'd have to pay us.
[00:33:20]  How did you win $10,000?
[00:33:23]  Cutie, the bet.
[00:33:24]  What bet?
[00:33:25]  If you get on a plane.
[00:33:27]  Wow, it's been so long.
[00:33:28]  If you get on a plane before he gets an apartment and in Los Angeles, I win 10 racks.
[00:33:34]  I'm trying to go.
[00:33:36]  I'm trying to go to...
[00:33:37]  I want to go to Paris this year is a goal because Taylor Swift has a show in May.
[00:33:42]  And so I thought that was a good goal.
[00:33:44]  And I want to work my way up to it by doing a smaller flight.
[00:33:46]  Memphis.
[00:33:47]  Three hours seems a little long.
[00:33:49]  Paris is 15 hours away.
[00:33:51]  I know, but I've never done it.
[00:33:52]  That's what we're doing.
[00:33:53]  Three hours is up and down, dude.
[00:33:55]  It's so quick.
[00:33:57]  Yeah, you wouldn't even know you're on a plane.
[00:33:59]  Listen, I would charter a private jet.
[00:34:01]  No, that's worse.
[00:34:03]  We would get first class.
[00:34:04]  No, it has to be a Airbus.
[00:34:10]  Yeah, or the Dreamliner.
[00:34:15]  I would schedule this flight.
[00:34:17]  And Austin has to be on the plane.
[00:34:18]  Well, actually, I'm scared to be on the plane with Austin because I feel like for some reason, Austin and I have this idea that if we're both on the same plane, something bad will happen.
[00:34:25]  He'll be on a different flight, though.
[00:34:26]  Yeah, but it's also a nice idea if Austin's on the plane because if something did happen, maybe he could fly it.
[00:34:31]  Whatever you need.
[00:34:32]  I don't know what I want.
[00:34:33]  Whatever you need.
[00:34:36]  Will you go to a fortune teller beforehand and see what they say about your lifespan?
[00:34:42]  And if they say you'll live a long time, because I'm too afraid to go to Fortune Teller, you can go and they'll say if you live a long time, then we can get on a plane together.
[00:34:49]  I'll do all of that.
[00:34:51]  But you have to commit to go within the next three months.
[00:34:53]  I can't commit because it really stresses me out.
[00:34:55]  But I will actually think about it.
[00:34:57]  You won't commit.
[00:34:58]  You won't commit.
[00:34:59]  But I'm actually thinking about it.
[00:34:59]  And I will buy an extra ticket.
[00:35:01]  No, no, no.
[00:35:03]  Cutie, this is a trip.
[00:35:04]  I have to pick out the plane.
[00:35:05]  What if Taylor Swift was there?
[00:35:07]  Cutie, how are you not going to commit, but still pick out the plane?
[00:35:10]  I've got to pick out the plane.
[00:35:13]  Okay.
[00:35:14]  So you're committing.
[00:35:15]  But it has to be Delta, but I'm thinking about it.
[00:35:18]  Okay.
[00:35:18]  Why does it have to be Delta?
[00:35:19]  Should I only fly on Delta or JetBlue?
[00:35:21]  This is a podcast trip.
[00:35:23]  It would be unbelievable concerns.
[00:35:24]  I'm thinking about it.
[00:35:25]  It would be unbelievable.
[00:35:27]  Why does it have to be Delta?
[00:35:28]  Because they have the lease access.
[00:35:29]  Because those are the only ones I fly on.
[00:35:31]  Why are those the only ones you fly?
[00:35:32]  Because my mom used to work for JetBlue, so I feel like she's like watching over those planes.
[00:35:36]  And then Delta's just the GOAT.
[00:35:39]  We could also fly JetBlue Mint to Memphis.
[00:35:41]  I do like JetBlue.
[00:35:43]  Have you ever flown Mint?
[00:35:44]  Yeah.
[00:35:44]  It's so nice.
[00:35:46]  You can lay flat.

=== Picking Delta Flights (08:24) ===

[00:35:48]  I know.
[00:35:50]  Ah, such a long flight.
[00:35:51]  Nope.
[00:35:52]  It's one of the shorter flights you can impossibly take in the world, actually.
[00:35:57]  Like, Vegas is the only flight that you'd be down to take, I guess then.
[00:36:00]  No, because Vegas is too short.
[00:36:02]  It's what?
[00:36:05]  Cutie.
[00:36:05]  Oh.
[00:36:07]  I'm committing cutie.
[00:36:09]  I'm thinking about it.
[00:36:09]  I'm committing cutie to it.
[00:36:10]  Now let's watch this video.
[00:36:11]  Cutie's going to mess.
[00:36:12]  Are we going to see his penis?
[00:36:13]  Yeah.
[00:36:13]  Yep.
[00:36:15]  This is crazy.
[00:36:16]  The juxtaposition between this and Jeremy Ellen White or whatever.
[00:36:21]  Look at him go.
[00:36:22]  Look at the little guy.
[00:36:26]  Yeah, show us the dive.
[00:36:27]  He's swimming around.
[00:36:33]  Oh?
[00:36:34]  Oh, it's blurred.
[00:36:35]  No, that's blurred.
[00:36:37]  That's fine.
[00:36:38]  That's blurred.
[00:36:38]  Sony, you don't have to blur it.
[00:36:40]  Well, that one's more.
[00:36:42]  Oh, my gosh.
[00:36:42]  He stood up and then he's like, one more time.
[00:36:45]  Yeah.
[00:36:46]  What an interesting thing to do.
[00:36:49]  Sick.
[00:36:52]  What is he saying?
[00:36:54]  My fucking right.
[00:36:57]  Why is it?
[00:36:58]  One more on.
[00:37:04]  Oh, my God.
[00:37:04]  His hoo-ha is out.
[00:37:06]  Yeah, it's so tiny.
[00:37:12]  Oh, my God.
[00:37:12]  He just went like this.
[00:37:13]  Yeah, he's doing jerking offhand motions.
[00:37:20]  Oh, my God.
[00:37:21]  He's...
[00:37:21]  I think he's like a.
[00:37:22]  Is he like a voyeur?
[00:37:23]  Do you think he wants to?
[00:37:24]  I think he's a flasher.
[00:37:25]  Yeah.
[00:37:27]  I like how he keeps going.
[00:37:28]  Woo!
[00:37:30]  Oh.
[00:37:31]  Wait, that was.
[00:37:32]  Yeah, that hurt.
[00:37:33]  Did he just jump out?
[00:37:36]  Yeah.
[00:37:37]  I didn't see that.
[00:37:38]  He played that bad.
[00:37:39]  That was kind of funny.
[00:37:40]  My man bounced.
[00:37:45]  I think he was trying to escape.
[00:37:48]  He's definitely broke his reps.
[00:37:50]  What the fuck?
[00:37:51]  Why did he think he could get away like that?
[00:37:52]  He's going to be so slippery.
[00:37:54]  Or they can't take him.
[00:37:55]  They do not need to point out.
[00:37:56]  Oh, my God, bro.
[00:37:57]  You cannot pay him, dog.
[00:37:59]  He's wet as hell.
[00:38:00]  He's going to die.
[00:38:01]  Dude, this poor police officer is right in his bar.
[00:38:03]  He does not have much fighting him after that.
[00:38:05]  Yeah.
[00:38:07]  Now what I'm going to do with him.
[00:38:10]  Well, he's wet.
[00:38:11]  He ought to be able to slide across this pool pretty good.
[00:38:15]  Hey, Benny, we slide across this pool pretty good.
[00:38:19]  It does not really matter at this point.
[00:38:21]  That's so sick.
[00:38:22]  Oh, my God.
[00:38:28]  I'm going to see.
[00:38:29]  Oh, he's slithering.
[00:38:30]  Oh, my God.
[00:38:32]  They're just dragging him.
[00:38:34]  Well, his pig's not going to touch the ground, so it's not a problem.
[00:38:38]  Grab the hair.
[00:38:40]  Oh, my God.
[00:38:42]  You need to see the penis, though, kitty.
[00:38:44]  I don't know if I want to.
[00:38:44]  I'm going to send March two different videos.
[00:38:46]  One is going to be the video I want to watch next.
[00:38:50]  And the one before that is going to be the penis video.
[00:38:53]  You have, hey, I respect your grind this week.
[00:38:56]  You have a lot you want to talk about.
[00:38:58]  Yes.
[00:38:59]  I was here to.
[00:39:00]  I have vibes.
[00:39:02]  That's what I brought this week.
[00:39:03]  Yeah.
[00:39:04]  Really bad vibes.
[00:39:06]  What the fuck?
[00:39:08]  What the fuck?
[00:39:16]  I disagree.
[00:39:17]  I don't know.
[00:39:18]  I disagree.
[00:39:20]  I'm not even phased anymore.
[00:39:22]  The second video, yeah.
[00:39:24]  So I had this exact same take that Felix did, which is kind of funny.
[00:39:27]  Holy shit.
[00:39:27]  But I said the exact same thing.
[00:39:29]  I was like, it's so brave of like a grower, not a shower, in a cold environment like this to basically put himself out there.
[00:39:37]  But like, he's not.
[00:39:39]  He's not like a grower.
[00:39:40]  He has like a he pussy.
[00:39:43]  Yeah, it looks like a physically here.
[00:39:45]  Pull it up, big street.
[00:39:48]  I can't find his face.
[00:39:49]  Yeah, I can't find him.
[00:39:50]  I can't see in a penis.
[00:39:51]  Here's a micro penis.
[00:39:53]  I cannot see it.
[00:39:55]  Yeah, he has a micro penis.
[00:40:01]  But yeah, what do you think about that?
[00:40:05]  I think less about that than Jeremy Allen White, if I'm being honest with you.
[00:40:10]  Is that his name?
[00:40:11]  Jeremy Allen White?
[00:40:12]  Yeah.
[00:40:13]  I still think he's.
[00:40:16]  It's cool to go by three names.
[00:40:17]  Ugly hot.
[00:40:20]  Edgar Allan Poe, Jeremy Allen.
[00:40:22]  Oh, wait.
[00:40:23]  Both Alan.
[00:40:24]  They're related.
[00:40:25]  Yeah.
[00:40:26]  That's huge.
[00:40:26]  Everybody knows when your middle name is Alan, you're related to all the other people with middle names, Alan.
[00:40:33]  Wow.
[00:40:35]  Will's stream is so loud.
[00:40:37]  I couldn't think straight.
[00:40:44]  Okay.
[00:40:45]  I'm waiting for Will to show this next one because.
[00:40:47]  Well, give me a tee-up.
[00:40:49]  A tee-up is.
[00:40:50]  I mean, it's just a weird video.
[00:40:52]  I wanted to hear you.
[00:40:52]  How did you find it?
[00:40:55]  What have you been doing this week?
[00:40:56]  You've just been on the internet?
[00:40:57]  You've just been.
[00:40:58]  I've found weird videos.
[00:41:01]  You sound, it feels like I'm talking to my high school kid.
[00:41:04]  It's all you're giving me.
[00:41:06]  Your high school kid?
[00:41:07]  Yeah.
[00:41:07]  Oh, hey, what'd you do this week?
[00:41:08]  I just found weird videos.
[00:41:11]  I do.
[00:41:11]  I find weird videos.
[00:41:13]  He likes weird videos.
[00:41:16]  All right.
[00:41:16]  What else did you have for us?
[00:41:18]  Ooh, what's this?
[00:41:24]  This is Cannibals and the Aghori, the Aghori Cannibal Sec.
[00:41:29]  Oh, my God.
[00:41:30]  I kind of want to watch the full vid now.
[00:41:32]  Like, I found this, and I was like, this seems like.
[00:41:33]  I play it.
[00:41:34]  Let's see what happens.
[00:41:38]  Oh, my God.
[00:41:39]  What is those?
[00:41:40]  Heath.
[00:41:41]  Human?
[00:41:42]  Maybe.
[00:41:45]  Maybe I'll take this off right now and then.
[00:41:52]  Justin, thank you.
[00:41:54]  All right.
[00:41:55]  Okay.
[00:41:57]  Thank you.
[00:42:01]  I don't think this is a good idea.
[00:42:02]  Why are people on that side of the river so afraid of the Aghori?
[00:42:13]  I see.
[00:42:29]  I think he should leave.
[00:42:32]  This may have been a mistake.
[00:42:39]  Let's see where it goes.
[00:42:40]  I can be polite.
[00:42:41]  I can be very polite about it.
[00:42:42]  The director saying, let's see how it goes is fucked.
[00:42:45]  I think it might be fake.
[00:42:46]  Oh, then Nathan for you pops out.
[00:42:50]  That was so good.
[00:42:52]  Him just saying, if you talk so much, I'm going to cut your head off.
[00:42:56]  I want to see the OG version of this, like the full version of this.
[00:42:59]  That's interesting.
[00:43:01]  Cannibals.
[00:43:03]  I would be freaked out by that.
[00:43:04]  Yeah.
[00:43:05]  Yeah.
[00:43:05]  Do you feel like you could take that guy?
[00:43:07]  He tries to cut your head off.
[00:43:08]  How's he going to cut your head off?
[00:43:10]  I'm going to be honest.
[00:43:11]  Crazy Trump's all.
[00:43:12]  Really?
[00:43:13]  Yeah.
[00:43:14]  Anytime you're fighting, there's a certain level of crazy that you just can't deal with.
[00:43:19]  There was a.
[00:43:19]  There's just things that you're not willing to do, right?
[00:43:22]  He's willing to bite, scratch, stab.
[00:43:25]  You're not willing to do that if it's life or death?
[00:43:27]  I don't.
[00:43:28]  Biting is not going to be your first tool in your arsenal.
[00:43:31]  He is.
[00:43:31]  He's going to go in head first with the bite.
[00:43:33]  Right.
[00:43:34]  Yeah.
[00:43:34]  You punch that guy in the mouth, he's biting your fucking knuckles.
[00:43:37]  Yeah, he's going to bite and scratch.
[00:43:39]  And mouth bacteria is very dangerous.
[00:43:41]  So you'll get messed up.
[00:43:43]  It is win that fight.
[00:43:45]  Yeah.
[00:43:48]  Mike, the situation on Jersey Shore.
[00:43:50]  He got in a fight with Ronnie one time.
[00:43:53]  And so he went to slam his head through the wall because he said one time he got in a fight with a guy that was much bigger than him and he slammed his head through the drywall.
[00:44:00]  And then the guy didn't want to fight him because he looked so crazy.
[00:44:02]  But then they were in Italy and he tried to slam his head through the drywall, but it was actually a cement wall and then he passed out.
[00:44:08]  Oh, really?
[00:44:08]  So sometimes crazy doesn't work.
[00:44:10]  That's pretty funny.

=== Gender Identity Categories (14:09) ===

[00:44:12]  Yeah.
[00:44:12]  Are you watching the Jersey Shore?
[00:44:14]  Like, are you re-watching it or something?
[00:44:16]  No, I just remember that.
[00:44:18]  That is a memorable moment.
[00:44:22]  That's it.
[00:44:23]  That's all the videos I have.
[00:44:26]  Oh, my God.
[00:44:27]  You were not.
[00:44:28]  Oh, my God.
[00:44:29]  I'm still.
[00:44:30]  You're not allowed to sit here and tell me, oh, boy, I have all these weird videos.
[00:44:33]  And I said, what'd you do this week?
[00:44:34]  And he said, watched weird videos, and that's all you give me.
[00:44:36]  And then you say you're out of videos after your first weird video.
[00:44:41]  I brought up like four topics today for us.
[00:44:44]  That's fine.
[00:44:44]  I appreciate that.
[00:44:46]  But that was the one weird video I wanted to see if we could find the full one.
[00:44:50]  Thank you, Hassan.
[00:44:51]  Thank you, Hassan.
[00:44:52]  What kind of weird videos do you have for us, QT?
[00:44:55]  Oh, that's right.
[00:44:56]  You have none.
[00:44:56]  Yeah, don't pull your phone out.
[00:44:58]  Oh, you don't think.
[00:45:00]  You don't think that I put effort into this?
[00:45:05]  No, I don't think.
[00:45:06]  No.
[00:45:07]  One second.
[00:45:07]  I got a citizen app thing.
[00:45:09]  If it was whine about it, she'd have straight segments.
[00:45:11]  Yeah, she'd be like, oh.
[00:45:13]  Oh, I actually, we actually don't need segments because we're just electric.
[00:45:16]  Yeah, what's up?
[00:45:17]  And so we just, we just vibe.
[00:45:18]  I'm Cinderella, and this is Whine About it.
[00:45:20]  Today we're going to talk about how men ain't shit, just like last week's episode.
[00:45:29]  Yeah, we do talk about how men ain't shit every single time and how people shouldn't GTA RP relationships.
[00:45:36]  And it's awesome.
[00:45:37]  No, I do have notes saved, though.
[00:45:40]  I nominations for streamer words start Monday.
[00:45:47]  Wow.
[00:45:48]  Can you believe that?
[00:45:49]  I did my part.
[00:45:50]  I nominated for the game or the games that you segments that you were putting out there.
[00:45:55]  You chose, you helped, you voted for categories is what you did.
[00:45:58]  Yeah, I did that.
[00:45:59]  That's good.
[00:46:00]  You're welcome.
[00:46:01]  Thank you.
[00:46:03]  You did that.
[00:46:04]  Oh.
[00:46:05]  I thought all the categories from last year except for Valorant.
[00:46:09]  What?
[00:46:09]  No.
[00:46:10]  Every year there's new categories that get voted in.
[00:46:12]  Yeah, I know.
[00:46:13]  I was saying that all the categories last year were good except for Valorant.
[00:46:16]  Why no Valorant?
[00:46:17]  Because they were because they were mean.
[00:46:19]  I took it away from them.
[00:46:21]  Oh.
[00:46:22]  You didn't know that?
[00:46:23]  Oh, yeah.
[00:46:23]  I said, you guys can't.
[00:46:24]  You guys can't have it.
[00:46:26]  Oh, no.
[00:46:27]  I had this TikTok saved with this drama and the bitch deleted it.
[00:46:32]  What was the drama?
[00:46:34]  Oh, frick.
[00:46:36]  Walk us through the drama.
[00:46:37]  It was this girl that made out with everyone at our company party.
[00:46:41]  She made out with, and then she got fired.
[00:46:43]  And she's like, why aren't the men getting fired?
[00:46:45]  And I want you guys to take on it.
[00:46:48]  Did the men make out with everybody?
[00:46:50]  She made out with the men.
[00:46:53]  There's 0% chance that, like, she, if she's the one who made out with every single person, I feel like she might have been a little bit more belligerent than everybody else.
[00:47:04]  You know what I mean?
[00:47:05]  Yeah, but don't you think that reverse the roles, Hassan?
[00:47:10]  Like, I feel like I found it.
[00:47:12]  If a dude was making out with everyone at the company party, like, I don't think the women would be fired in that situation.
[00:47:18]  I think the dude making out with everybody would be fired as well.
[00:47:21]  She'd be fired for making out, though.
[00:47:24]  Well, that's just a good Christmas party.
[00:47:26]  That's why I think it's more than that, is what I'm saying.
[00:47:28]  Because there's no way it was just like, she was just even the logistics of like trying to do it.
[00:47:34]  Before we move on that, while we were talking about the streamer awards, real quick, I'm doing a new award this year, and it might be controversial.
[00:47:42]  Baldest streamer.
[00:47:44]  No, why would I do that?
[00:47:46]  It is.
[00:47:46]  Is it an award for women?
[00:47:48]  Yeah.
[00:47:49]  And minority genders is combined.
[00:47:52]  I got it from Valorant's Game Changers.
[00:47:54]  Okay.
[00:47:55]  Minority genders?
[00:47:56]  What do you mean?
[00:47:56]  Like non-binary.
[00:48:01]  Because the platform, because the top is women in non-binary.
[00:48:04]  Is that what it is?
[00:48:05]  Yeah, because the top 100 streamers, 98 of them are male.
[00:48:11]  And so I thought it would be a fun category to try to highlight women in non-binary.
[00:48:17]  Let's go, men.
[00:48:18]  Let's go.
[00:48:19]  But I'm nervous that people are going to be mad.
[00:48:22]  What?
[00:48:22]  Nothing.
[00:48:22]  You don't need to be highlighted.
[00:48:23]  I'm glad you learned your lesson.
[00:48:25]  You know what?
[00:48:25]  I think you could offset it if you just had like burliest bastard.
[00:48:30]  No, I don't need to offset it.
[00:48:33]  The platform offsets it with the 98%.
[00:48:36]  Offset it with fattest nuts.
[00:48:38]  No.
[00:48:41]  I don't want to do that.
[00:48:43]  Because then it'd be fun.
[00:48:44]  It'd be like game changers, ladies and non-bear binary and trans and media.
[00:48:49]  And then next up.
[00:48:50]  Fattest and fattest nuts.
[00:48:52]  That's a category I might win.
[00:48:54]  It's not a bad idea.
[00:48:56]  I lay some thick ass ropes.
[00:48:58]  I'm going to do it.
[00:48:59]  No, I'm not doing thickest ropes.
[00:49:02]  Do both.
[00:49:03]  Do fat nuts at it.
[00:49:05]  I would hold it in for like a month.
[00:49:07]  So I don't want ladies in the chat.
[00:49:10]  You've got to be with me now.
[00:49:11]  I'm going to be honest.
[00:49:12]  Those would be your highest rated awards.
[00:49:14]  Fattest nuts and thickest ropes.
[00:49:16]  No, I'm not doing it.
[00:49:18]  I thought thick rope and fat nut was the same.
[00:49:21]  Was I wrong?
[00:49:21]  No, because fat nuts is like your actual sack.
[00:49:23]  Oh, thickest ropes are your ropes.
[00:49:28]  Oh, he thought you meant fat nut.
[00:49:30]  Like, no nut.
[00:49:31]  No, that's thick ropes.
[00:49:32]  Yeah, that's thick ropes.
[00:49:33]  You're right.
[00:49:33]  And it's good to clarify these things because it would get confusing to a voter.
[00:49:37]  Dude, ah, come on, cutie.
[00:49:38]  No, we're not.
[00:49:40]  Never give anything to us.
[00:49:42]  We'll never travel.
[00:49:44]  We'll never have the fuel.
[00:49:45]  Fat nuts travel without me.
[00:49:46]  And Emily will take my spot.
[00:49:47]  She already said she would.
[00:49:49]  True.
[00:49:50]  Like in the pod?
[00:49:50]  Yeah.
[00:49:51]  Okay.
[00:49:51]  She would say she'd fill me in.
[00:49:53]  True.
[00:49:53]  She would sit in for me.
[00:49:55]  Sure, if you want her to.
[00:49:57]  But whenever you travel, she won't even piss that rope.
[00:49:59]  She's going to fucking take it.
[00:50:01]  Emily, Emily would.
[00:50:03]  She's like, thank God I'm done with the pod.
[00:50:07]  She won't even do the fat nuts.
[00:50:09]  Guys, question.
[00:50:10]  Can I be serious for a second?
[00:50:12]  Don't move on.
[00:50:12]  I think your award is nice and I think it's meaningful.
[00:50:15]  And I think the people that appreciate it are the people that you care about anyway.
[00:50:19]  So women and non-binary.
[00:50:22]  No, I appreciate the award.
[00:50:26]  Asana appreciates the award.
[00:50:28]  I think it's important.
[00:50:29]  I don't appreciate it.
[00:50:30]  Oh, okay.
[00:50:31]  I think at first I was going to call it the Radiance Award because I kind of liked it.
[00:50:36]  I liked it.
[00:50:36]  I liked it being abstract.
[00:50:37]  Why not men?
[00:50:38]  But then I decided that was too feminine.
[00:50:40]  Sure.
[00:50:40]  And Ludwig had a good point.
[00:50:42]  He was like, you should call it the Against All Odds Award because, you know.
[00:50:45]  Oh.
[00:50:46]  But that felt like a mouthful.
[00:50:47]  And so then he was like, what about the Defiance Award?
[00:50:49]  And I was like, that sounds bitchy.
[00:50:51]  And I think Against All Odds is good, though.
[00:50:54]  But this is what I landed on.
[00:50:55]  Are you ready for it?
[00:50:56]  Tell me if you're inspired.
[00:50:57]  The Pussy Award.
[00:50:59]  So it's going to be the Game Her Award.
[00:51:02]  Oh, no, just kidding.
[00:51:03]  I like that.
[00:51:04]  No, no.
[00:51:05]  Because non-binary.
[00:51:06]  Non-binary.
[00:51:06]  Oh.
[00:51:07]  It is Game Her Plus Award.
[00:51:11]  The Sapphire Award.
[00:51:14]  Recognizes.
[00:51:14]  Damn, you should work for Oprah.
[00:51:16]  Recognizes a streamer who, like a Sapphire, is formed against all odds.
[00:51:20]  This is a streamer who's excelled in entertaining at the highest level in the past year, despite facing significant challenges.
[00:51:25]  In the industry where 98% of the top streamers are male, this award is dedicated to streamers who identify as female or minority gender who flourish in the face of adversity.
[00:51:33]  Minority gender mean nine non-binary.
[00:51:36]  Why don't you just say non-binary?
[00:51:38]  Because um, it gets really complicated, I found out.
[00:51:41]  So I have a cousin who's non-binary and uh, they said, they said that they are not essential.
[00:51:51]  I, I feel like I can't speak on it based on twitter because i'm not a part of it sure, but they said they are not queer and okay, so some people were saying, instead of saying non-binary, I should say queer.
[00:52:03]  But then some people said, instead of saying queer, I should say non-binary.
[00:52:07]  And it just got really complicated and messy and so I just took minority gender from uh, game changers, because also, trans people at times might still do like, you could still identify, you could be, you could be a trans female who still you could still use he, she or them pronouns and technically, you could you're.
[00:52:28]  That's still a minority gender, because it's really complicated.
[00:52:32]  I'm with it.
[00:52:33]  I'm too sick female to speak on it, but this was a lot of fun having you yeah, having you articulate it.
[00:52:39]  I really did.
[00:52:39]  I've talked to a lot of people.
[00:52:40]  I talked to my my, my stepbrother who's trans.
[00:52:43]  I talked to my cousin who's non-binary.
[00:52:45]  I talked to twitter.
[00:52:47]  I, I do.
[00:52:48]  Actually, I have a lot of dude.
[00:52:49]  It's a well thought out idea.
[00:52:51]  I I like the name and everyone's gonna use a real sapphire to people, though I don't have that kind of money.
[00:52:57]  You should just figure it out.
[00:52:58]  Oh wow, you don't have that kind of money for minority genders.
[00:53:02]  Well, you're wasting all your money on therapy.
[00:53:04]  Sounds like twitter.
[00:53:04]  Yeah, I am wasting my money on therapy.
[00:53:06]  I don't think it's helping and I spend so much money.
[00:53:08]  I don't know.
[00:53:09]  But you do need to get ready.
[00:53:10]  People are gonna yell at you.
[00:53:12]  It doesn't matter.
[00:53:12]  You have to block it out.
[00:53:14]  Kidding, what do you mean why?
[00:53:16]  Because everyone is.
[00:53:18]  Just because you want to highlight other people doesn't mean you want to diminish other people.
[00:53:22]  Yeah, what the hell is a minority gender?
[00:53:25]  Anyway, i'm gonna say it's people that is that just a black woman?
[00:53:31]  I don't understand why we can't just say this is an award for black women um, and then and then there's the other side, being black isn't a race.
[00:53:39]  Actually, this is, or is it is a race.
[00:53:41]  It's not a gender actually.
[00:53:42]  It's kind of messed up that you didn't uh specify, specify Xenogender, which is underrepresented as a category.
[00:53:47]  Yeah, what about them?
[00:53:48]  Xeno genders?
[00:53:49]  I would say that's a minority gender.
[00:53:51]  Yeah well, it seems like you didn't select any Xenogender people specifically on that.
[00:53:56]  I came for the Fat Nuts Awards.
[00:53:59]  Where is it?
[00:53:59]  That's a platform issue.
[00:54:00]  That's not a meeting.
[00:54:01]  As far as overcoming great odds, don't you think um, disabilities are are great odds that people overcome?
[00:54:06]  Why are there no?
[00:54:07]  Sapphire is already the name of a book about a disenfranchised black woman dealing with her weight racism in the face of adversity.
[00:54:14]  It got turned into a movie called Precious.
[00:54:17]  This is about gender.
[00:54:18]  You went from being a fucking reactionary being whoa no no no, he's, he's reactionary, he just loves, he just loves, he just loves.
[00:54:28]  Push my Sapphire, he loves the movie Precious.
[00:54:31]  Like that movie, touch me, I do.
[00:54:33]  My mother dealt with weight problems.
[00:54:36]  I do think that there will be people being like, why isn't there?
[00:54:39]  You know, why isn't there award for other kinds of disability or race or or just minority genders?
[00:54:48]  No, there is the platform.
[00:54:49]  No, people will ask for the men thing.
[00:54:51]  Yeah, I know they will.
[00:54:54]  Where's the award for man, I thought?
[00:54:55]  I thought if I get too much hate, i'll honestly get rid of it next year.
[00:54:58]  No more killing themselves in droves.
[00:55:02]  I'm gonna try not to, but no, you'll see, you're the reason the suicides rates up.
[00:55:06]  It's important to me to highlight minority genders in a space that isn't like whatever, but I still don't know what that is and i'm too angry to read.
[00:55:14]  Okay, I did get some retort the first year.
[00:55:17]  I I don't think i've ever talked about this vocally talked about this Vogue that was talking about a choir.
[00:55:24]  I don't know why that came out of my mouth without using vocals.
[00:55:26]  I got some.
[00:55:28]  There was some UH People that talked about this that they were like, oh, it was too, it was too whitewashed.
[00:55:36]  Like the first streamer awards, they were saying there was too many like white people.
[00:55:41]  However, that isn't like inherently a me problem.
[00:55:45]  That is, that is a platform problem.
[00:55:47]  And I think every year it gets better that more like races are like pushed up to the top of Twitch and represented.
[00:55:55]  And it's just because Twitch is expanding.
[00:55:59]  I think hopefully hate raids when it comes to race are getting less and less and less.
[00:56:02]  But that's like a lot of these problems are me problems.
[00:56:05]  They're systematic problems with like the platform.
[00:56:07]  Don't you feel like a award for a white man then would be the most competitive of all of them?
[00:56:13]  Yeah, it's basically all the other ones.
[00:56:16]  Matthew.
[00:56:17]  That's the thing is, if you go back and look at like the winners, it's not very like it's mostly white men, which sucks.
[00:56:24]  But also, you know, that's what the platform is built on right now.
[00:56:30]  And I think hopefully that changes over the next few years.
[00:56:33]  Hopefully it's way more diverse.
[00:56:35]  Out of character.
[00:56:36]  I don't know.
[00:56:36]  Again, I think it's a Noble award and we both have your back.
[00:56:39]  I'm scared.
[00:56:40]  It doesn't matter.
[00:56:40]  People are going to yell at you regardless.
[00:56:42]  My point was trying to make you have your back.
[00:56:44]  Avoid that.
[00:56:45]  Like, just don't listen.
[00:56:47]  Cutie, cutie.
[00:56:48]  This is really serious.
[00:56:49]  So cute.
[00:56:50]  Cutie.
[00:56:51]  But if I kissed her on the mouth, would that be okay?
[00:56:54]  Yeah, I'm not sure.
[00:56:54]  Why are you asking me for I'm asking the anti-bestiality people if that counts as bestiality?
[00:57:02]  I don't want people to think I'm bestiality if I kiss her on the mouth.
[00:57:05]  Oh my God, you're making this sword.
[00:57:07]  Why are you saying that?
[00:57:08]  Listen, Because I kiss her on the mouth.
[00:57:11]  Can I say something that you will listen to, please, as someone who gets yelled at all this?
[00:57:16]  You cannot, they're 1,000 million percent going to yell at you.
[00:57:21]  Yes.
[00:57:21]  Okay.
[00:57:22]  From both the angle that Will presented and the angle that I presented.
[00:57:25]  They're going to say, why not this?
[00:57:27]  Why not that?
[00:57:28]  Okay.
[00:57:30]  The real major problem here is you.
[00:57:34]  It's your reaction to it.
[00:57:36]  You cannot react to it.
[00:57:37]  You just have to recognize that it's going to happen.
[00:57:41]  And you don't have to like be right.
[00:57:43]  You don't have to make an argument that like you are right and have people agree with you.
[00:57:47]  Wow.
[00:57:48]  It sometimes makes you feel good.
[00:57:49]  I know.
[00:57:50]  It makes everybody feel good to be like, oh, everybody listens to me.
[00:57:53]  Everybody's like, got my back.
[00:57:54]  Yeah, but what if people stop watching my award show because they're mad?
[00:57:57]  That's never going to happen.
[00:57:59]  They might.
[00:58:00]  No, that's insane.
[00:58:01]  That is 1 million% not going to happen.
[00:58:04]  Most of the people that are chirping at you on Twitter have literally never heard of your award.
[00:58:08]  They were just geared to get mad about something that day because they're fucking losers and they're angry at themselves.
[00:58:15]  And they saw a bunch of other people yelling at you and they joined it on the phone.
[00:58:19]  That's like 98% of you.
[00:58:20]  Don't yell at me.

=== Accountant Michelle Story (07:20) ===

[00:58:21]  I'm asking nicely.
[00:58:23]  They don't know that because they don't know you because they don't know the awards.
[00:58:26]  If you see, hey, listeners of the podcast, if you see people yelling me on Twitter, send them this clip.
[00:58:31]  Hello, sir, yelling at me, Twitter.
[00:58:33]  Please stop.
[00:58:34]  Please.
[00:58:35]  And you will have Hassan and my support from Japan where we will be during the award.
[00:58:40]  So, okay.
[00:58:40]  Yeah.
[00:58:41]  If that's where you want to be, that's where you want to be.
[00:58:43]  What can I do?
[00:58:45]  Well, I mean, we'll do a nice call in.
[00:58:47]  I don't need it unless you win.
[00:58:51]  I win shit, so nominations start to Monday.
[00:58:55]  I keep wanting to say tomorrow, but this is going to be a lot of fun.
[00:58:57]  I respectfully asked not to be nominated this year by my community.
[00:59:01]  You asked them not to say that.
[00:59:02]  Yes, because I don't want to just lose again.
[00:59:06]  I should probably do that too.
[00:59:08]  I don't ask them to nominate me either.
[00:59:11]  You know, save it for someone else that deserves it more or something.
[00:59:14]  Someone has a funny thing.
[00:59:15]  You just kicked the camera.
[00:59:17]  I did?
[00:59:18]  Yeah.
[00:59:19]  Oh, my God.
[00:59:20]  Wait, flip it?
[00:59:22]  It was fine that you did.
[00:59:24]  Oh, great.
[00:59:25]  If you decide to do the fat nuts or thick ropes award, I will be there no matter what.
[00:59:31]  I will be there and I'll work for it too.
[00:59:35]  I'm not doing that.
[00:59:35]  I will not nut for a long enough time so they can have the...
[00:59:39]  We didn't get to talk about the lady who made out, but next week, maybe.
[00:59:42]  Let's talk about the lady who made out.
[00:59:43]  We got a little dude.
[00:59:44]  Do you want to?
[00:59:44]  Yeah, just quickly.
[00:59:45]  Five minutes.
[00:59:46]  Hit me.
[00:59:47]  Well, he's going to show a video.
[00:59:49]  Was she like schloppy?
[00:59:52]  I lost my job at my Christmas party last year.
[00:59:54]  Story time.
[00:59:55]  So my profession is an accountant.
[00:59:57]  Okay.
[00:59:57]  So we all know what accountants are typically like.
[01:00:00]  That was my workplace.
[01:00:01]  Wait.
[01:00:02]  So I actually became...
[01:00:03]  Is she not actually an accountant?
[01:00:04]  I just realized because sometimes people say they're accountants, but they're sex workers.
[01:00:08]  Oh my God.
[01:00:10]  Oh my God.
[01:00:10]  This whole time I thought she got fired from her accountant job.
[01:00:14]  I think she might have.
[01:00:16]  Yeah, but is she actually just in sex work?
[01:00:18]  Judy's right.
[01:00:19]  A lot of times people on TikTok who are only both judging a woman by her jugs.
[01:00:29]  Didn't she just say I'm an accountant?
[01:00:31]  Didn't she just do accountants?
[01:00:32]  That's how I lost my job at my Christmas party last year.
[01:00:35]  Story time.
[01:00:36]  So my profession is an accountant.
[01:00:38]  Okay, so we all know what.
[01:00:42]  What accountants are typically like.
[01:00:44]  That was my work.
[01:00:44]  Accountants are typically like this is confusing.
[01:00:47]  Okay, maybe she's an accountant.
[01:00:48]  I think she just made an account.
[01:00:49]  So I actually became an accountant.
[01:00:50]  Literally.
[01:00:52]  I did see the big jugs and I thought, those are impossibly large.
[01:00:57]  I am with her.
[01:00:58]  She is an accountant.
[01:00:59]  This woman is a victim.
[01:01:01]  You know what it's like?
[01:01:02]  You know what it's like?
[01:01:04]  If you see like a six foot five jack dude and you're and he tells you what he's doing and you're like, oh, you're wasting your talents.
[01:01:11]  You should be in the accountant.
[01:01:14]  All right, let's just like that's like I would be like, oh, you're built like a tight end.
[01:01:17]  Like, why are you doing accounting?
[01:01:19]  That's how I feel about this lady.
[01:01:21]  Straight into an friendship and I have what just worked my way up in the corporate world.
[01:01:25]  And obviously, working your way up as a woman is hard enough in general, you know?
[01:01:30]  Especially in the corporate world.
[01:01:31]  No, no, no, especially sexisting and like finance.
[01:01:34]  I did originally think she was looking like that.
[01:01:37]  I'm the only girl.
[01:01:39]  There's no other girl.
[01:01:40]  It's like 50-year-old men surrounded by me.
[01:01:42]  And I'm just there in my little like Starbucks cup, Stanley Cup.
[01:01:45]  And the setup of this company was always a bit weird to me.
[01:01:48]  Not weird, but weird.
[01:01:50]  So from the outside in, it didn't look too strange.
[01:01:52]  CEO was a joint CEO.
[01:01:54]  It was a husband and a wife.
[01:01:56]  And the wife did a lot of kind of like the HR people part, whereas the husband did.
[01:02:00]  He just worked with us managers and like he did a lot of the meetings.
[01:02:03]  He did a lot of the numbers.
[01:02:05]  Anyway, we have always had good Christmas parties.
[01:02:07]  The CEO just always, I'm going to call him, love to give him a name.
[01:02:10]  Let's call him Mark.
[01:02:12]  And then let's call his wife Michelle.
[01:02:13]  So Mark and Michelle would always put on such good Christmas parties.
[01:02:17]  Everyone loved them.
[01:02:18]  It wasn't too big.
[01:02:19]  And I think that may have been the issue.
[01:02:21]  There was maybe like 15 of us, including Mark and Michelle.
[01:02:24]  So it really weren't like a huge company at all.
[01:02:26]  People got along.
[01:02:27]  There wasn't like a huge turnover in people.
[01:02:30]  People stayed and were there for like years and years.
[01:02:33]  So this current year, Mark and Michelle were having some issues.
[01:02:36]  And as a company, she did a great job.
[01:02:38]  I know this just because it was very apparent in like the reason I mentioned I was part of the managers.
[01:02:45]  It's a very male orientated and I'm the only girl is because a lot of them married for one, but also make a lot of just passes at me.
[01:02:53]  And like, I'm so used now to like shoving it off and just being like, oh, like whatever.
[01:02:57]  They're just old, creepy men.
[01:02:58]  And Mark has always been one of them people as well who has just always made comments.
[01:03:02]  And like, I have always thought, wife's next door, you know?
[01:03:05]  Like, let's not, let's not go there.
[01:03:07]  So by the time the Christmas party came, we generally think Mark and Michelle were like file in for divorce.
[01:03:12]  Like that's how serious we thought it got as a team.
[01:03:14]  I feel like you can kind of see where this is going, but basically at the work Christmas party, I got very, oh, that was my island.
[01:03:19]  I got very drunk.
[01:03:20]  Okay.
[01:03:21]  And I do some stuff.
[01:03:22]  I'm not.
[01:03:23]  I just don't like what I do when I'm drunk.
[01:03:24]  So there is one guy who I work with and let's call him James.
[01:03:31]  There's more, there's more, there's more.
[01:03:33]  I promise.
[01:03:33]  I worked hard for this.
[01:03:35]  Okay.
[01:03:35]  James.
[01:03:36]  James isn't 50.
[01:03:37]  James is 22.
[01:03:39]  He's basically my age.
[01:03:41]  And I think there's always just been that sort of tension between us.
[01:03:44]  And at the work Christmas party, we ended up making out.
[01:03:47]  And it wasn't in a private space.
[01:03:49]  It was kind of directly at the dinner table.
[01:03:52]  It weren't hidden.
[01:03:53]  James actually went home quite early that night.
[01:03:56]  He had stuff to do the next morning.
[01:03:57]  However, I feel like the other men kind of thought this was a go-ahead that I was about to start making out with all of them.
[01:04:03]  And I did.
[01:04:04]  I don't know why.
[01:04:05]  And by everyone, I mean Mark as well.
[01:04:08]  Do you know what makes this worse?
[01:04:10]  In front of Michelle.
[01:04:11]  So that was actually our last working day.
[01:04:12]  I had to live with about a week and a half of fear of going back to work.
[01:04:17]  I received a meeting invitation and it was literally for the next day.
[01:04:20]  And it was with both, what did I call them?
[01:04:23]  Mark and Michelle.
[01:04:24]  I kind of knew straight away at that point that I was literally about to lose my job and I did.
[01:04:30]  Okay, so she's telling the story from her perspective.
[01:04:33]  She RP'd relationship.
[01:04:35]  She's telling the story from her perspective, which makes me feel like there's probably more to the story than the way she's explaining it.
[01:04:43]  I think she was completely accurate and I back that woman in every facet of her life.
[01:04:49]  I don't think she should fire.
[01:04:52]  Should she get fired for that?
[01:04:55]  And I back her because she is a woman and I am sister solid.
[01:04:59]  I don't think she should get fired for that.
[01:05:01]  Maybe she should.
[01:05:04]  Yeah, that's.
[01:05:05]  I don't think she should.
[01:05:06]  I agree.
[01:05:07]  Yeah, you know what?
[01:05:08]  I agree that she shouldn't get fired either.
[01:05:11]  And we've agreed on our first topic all night.
[01:05:13]  And that's the end of this episode of Fear.
[01:05:16]  That's right.
[01:05:16]  Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much.
[01:05:17]  The calendars are on their way quickly.
[01:05:19]  Thank you for supporting.
[01:05:21]  Happy New Year to all of you.
[01:05:23]  And we will be planning our Memphis trip soon.
[01:05:26]  Thanks, everyone, and we'll see you next time.
[01:05:28]  Watch the Patreon episode.
[01:05:30]  There's a lot of bangers in there behind the paywall at patreon.com slash fear and we'll see you next time.
[01:05:38]  Is RPing relationships chill?

=== Memphis Trip Plans (00:59) ===

[01:05:41]  See, that is making me think that you automatically think it's not.
[01:05:46]  Yeah, I would kill myself.
[01:05:47]  Why?
[01:05:48]  If I'm upstairs making my boyfriend chilly and I pull up his stream and he's asking some girl to be his girlfriend in pixel mode, yeah, I'm ending it all.
[01:05:58]  What a stupid fucking thing to do.
[01:06:00]  But you're killing yourself?
[01:06:01]  Yeah.
[01:06:01]  Cutie.
[01:06:02]  It's a character.
[01:06:03]  That's not NMP.
[01:06:05]  That's Jason.
[01:06:06]  Guys, come on.
[01:06:08]  You don't think you...
[01:06:08]  No.
[01:06:09]  Am I?
[01:06:09]  I don't think so.
[01:06:12]  I don't give a shit about it.
[01:06:13]  Bro, that is crazy.
[01:06:15]  It is a.
[01:06:16]  There's no way I'm alone here.
[01:06:17]  It's a role.
[01:06:18]  You are alone.
[01:06:19]  I play a gay German makeup.
[01:06:21]  That's a fantastic thing.
[01:06:22]  You know that that's fantasy, right?
[01:06:24]  I'm not a gay German man.
[01:06:25]  But you want to be a gay German one.
[01:06:27]  That's why you do it.
[01:06:28]  Exactly.
[01:06:29]  I mean, like.
[01:06:31]  You think I would, I want to be a 70-year-old hairdresser from Dusseldorf.
[01:06:37]  The more you talk about it, the more I feel like you are playing your future.