Hasan Piker and SuperMega dissect their history with Markiplier and Game Grumps before critiquing Carl Jacobs, Andrew Tate, and Keemstar's anti-pharmaceutical views. They analyze Michael Bay's defense of statutory rape, Tim Allen's racial slur usage, and Barron Trump's resemblance to a "base Groyper." The hosts share personal therapy anecdotes, mock Keemstar's fake beard, and promote their Patreon, ultimately framing these controversies as evidence of modern media's descent into absurdity and unchecked toxicity. [Automatically generated summary]
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Okay.
All right.
Now that we got all the slurs out of the way, that was dude.
Holy shit.
I mean, I had to get it out of my system as well.
You know?
Yeah, like I said, it's really like a hot bubble inside that it has to pop.
And if I keep it in, it's going to pop.
Yeah, it was crazy.
I mean, you said some stuff that I've never even heard before.
I'm from South Carolina.
Very colorful variety of things you can say, actually.
Most people don't know.
Yeah.
It was wild.
Oh, shit.
We're rolling.
Oh, are we?
Yeah, we'll probably keep that in.
It's fine.
I think it'll be okay.
It's worth the not the first part before.
Yeah, okay.
Not the part before this thing, but we're being ironic.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, it's just.
It's a satire.
Yeah.
Good one.
Dude, I love doing that.
White people.
Right?
It's so cool.
Okay.
We're here with Super Mega.
And they're Super Mega Libs.
Fucking got them.
Burn.
We are.
I wouldn't call myself a lib.
Yeah.
Or like, I'm a libertarian.
We're a big libertarian YouTube channel.
Yeah, big libertarian.
They're constantly making videos.
You might know them from famous videos like Age of Consent laws.
They should be abolished.
Yep.
What's next?
Well, it's really just, I think it's wrong, but I don't think it's the government's place to what's next?
I mean, what are they going to?
I can't even think of something worse than that.
Yeah, no, it's like, that's the worst one.
That's pretty bad.
Did you know Alan Dershowitz?
Are you familiar with Alan?
Yeah.
The Dersh.
Yeah.
O.J. Trump.
Jeffrey Epstein.
That's right.
That's the big one.
Yeah.
Alan Dershowitz once completely unprompted put out a Twitter thread.
Oh, I've seen that Twitter thread.
Defending Agent, like defending the 16-year-old girl's right to consent to sex.
Yeah.
Which is very weird when you're...
Or I guess very on brand when you're Jeffrey Epstein's lawyer and friend.
Close friend, yeah.
Michael Bay did the same thing in like a recent Transformers movie where he had a whole like segment pretty much defending like a certain state's like actually in this state you fuck a 17 year old.
Like they had they flashed the law on screen and everything.
That sounds like there's a lot more to that story than what we're seeing.
Mark Wahlberg's daughter in the movie was like 17 and then her boyfriend is like 20 something and the boyfriend had like a card with the law on it.
Like Romeo, what is it called?
Dude, that is Romeo and Joel.
That is so fucking wow.
If you have that card, that's a red flag.
The movie frames it as like he's owning like the father.
Like actually.
Actually, buddy.
He's got it laminated.
It's in a little negligence.
The weirdest way.
That's like almost worse than fucking his 17-year-old daughter.
He's like, he thinks he's going to debate his way out of that.
Wow.
Have you ever seen the clip of Machine Gun Kelly?
Oh, back in the day.
Have I seen clips of Machine Gun Kelly?
Also, I like what you're doing there.
Corner in the market and also eliminating the competition.
Yep.
That's exactly.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah.
That's smart.
Let's pull it up.
Can you pull that up, Marsh?
Machine Gun Kelly.
Was it Kylie Jenner?
Kylie or Kendall?
I think one of the two.
Because I brought that up because he has like...
Oh, he has that stuff ready to go.
He has like the list of rock stars that have like 16-year-old girlfriends.
No, no, the top one is good.
Top one's good.
That's a good one.
Yeah, no, I know.
I love the guitar music with the slow motion, like, psycho stare.
It's like, I can't be sorry for being young and not as listening.
Oh!
Oh, the lip bite.
What's up?
Worst.
It's like so nasty.
Kendall Jenner is in your bedroom naked and you're 50.
You're going.
This is like the fifth podcast I've talked about this specific clip on.
I see what you're doing, because it's very deliberate.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
We should watch them.
I don't care who my first celebrity crush was, because right now it's Kendall Jones.
Damn it, I've said that so many motherfucking times.
I hope that.
He said it as many times as you've brought it up.
Yeah.
Probably more.
I'm fine on her.
Countdown today's until she's 18.
I'm not waiting until she's 18.
I'll go now.
I'm 23, dog.
Like, I'm not, like, a creepy age.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
I'm 23.
No, you're not.
No, that's the law.
Yeah.
There is no limits right there.
There is no limits.
No, there is.
He's like, pedophilia is a little bit more than that.
He has them like ready to go.
I don't care.
Okay, pause for a second.
That's literally mentally the same as the last one.
Yeah, that's why I brought it up because that's the same thing.
It's like, yeah.
Excuse me.
Look at this card that says I can fuck your underage daughter.
Yeah, Axel Rose dated a 14-year-old.
Didn't mention Jerry Seinfeld, I see.
No, he did.
That's a good one.
That's a big one.
He brought her to the red card.
I know everything.
He wasn't ashamed.
Yeah, no.
Dane Cook, keeping up the legend.
Isn't that like a recent thing that he's getting like shit for?
He's getting married, I think, at the age of, at the young age of 53 or something.
Yes.
I saw his stand-up recently at the Laugh Factory and he made jokes about that.
Like digging on himself.
And I'm like, okay, but you're still.
Is that like a Louis C.K. bit too?
Where he's like, oh, it'd be weird if I jerked off in front of every female comic I brought up, right?
Men are so creepy.
And then it's like, oh, shit, he did that.
Yeah, no, he was making jokes about it.
Great stand-up set, though.
Yeah.
You liked him.
I went with Minks.
We went and saw Dane Cook.
Fantastic, fantastic.
I've never heard anyone go, I went to a Dane Cook stand-up.
Dane Cook stand-up, and it was fantastic.
Well, you're hearing it now.
That's a first for everything.
That is a verse.
What about it was good?
Let's talk about that.
So I actually didn't know he was going to be performing.
I just was invited to the Laugh Factory with a group of people.
And Ron and I are big Laugh Factory fans.
Is that where we saw Tim Allen?
That is where we saw Tim Allen.
And that's where Kramer.
He said the N-word.
I do know that.
Yes.
I hate the Laugh Factory.
No, Tim Allen said the N-word.
Oh, what?
Yeah.
Well, he said a form of it.
It rhymes with a famous river.
Right?
No.
It was...
The runaway...
No, Can I, can I...
Well, it's not live.
Do you remember exactly what he said?
Yes.
Okay.
Isn't there...
Probably bleep this.
Isn't there a river called the Tigris River?
The Tigris River?
I think.
The Tigris.
He said that with the N-word?
He did, yes.
He was hammered, dude.
And we went, and it was just conservative stand-up, and the crowd was packed, and they were eating it up.
I hate the laugh factory.
He was hammered on stage.
He was like almost blackout drunk.
Do you have a bad experience at the Laugh Factory?
I just don't.
I mean, I don't know.
I just don't like it.
I've always been a comedy store fan.
I don't know why I ride for them so hard, but I think it's just overall better stand-ups.
Isn't that Joe Rogan's place?
The comic book?
He does love the comedy.
He loves there and improv.
Okay.
The improv.
Oh, yeah.
We've been to the improv.
That's where we met.
I didn't mean him, but we bumped into Nick Swartzen.
Also, very.
Big name drop episode, by the way.
Yeah.
I love that.
I know people.
Yeah, let's talk.
Yeah, let's talk more about all the cool people that you guys met, including, but not limited to, someone you worked with that I don't know anything about.
We have an NDA.
We can't.
Marketplayer?
Richard Spencer.
Let's talk about it.
He's misunderstood.
Yeah.
My Louianopoulos.
No.
Markiplier.
Yeah.
What was that like?
So give me your background.
Give me everything.
Because some people are not going to know.
You want it all.
I want bear it all.
We're going to have some san heads watching saying, who the hell are these guys?
Who are these guys?
These funny guys.
Before Matt came into the story, I met Mark because I lived in South Carolina and was doing a sketch comedy thing with my friend Daniel at the time.
And then we sent out an email when Mark had 50,000 subs.
It was just like, hey, do you want to do a video?
He's like, everyone just asked me to play games.
No one's asked me to do a sketch before.
So he respected us for that.
And he said yes.
And then we just started collaborating.
You guys found Mark before he blew up.
He was blowing up.
He was like, at the time, he was in that rise.
And we had 50 subscribers, I think, at the time.
Yeah.
And then he drove from Ohio to South Carolina to make a video with you guys, right?
To like collaborate and stuff.
And so we had a fun little powwow friendship.
He bought me and my friend alcohol when we were underage, got us drunk up in my bedroom, made some fun videos.
And then we eventually moved out to LA because he did just to edit and like work for him.
Matt visits and we pitched the idea to Mark.
It would be great if you had a dedicated Let's Play editor.
Yeah, so I was working at Chick-fil-A.
Big Christian.
On brand.
Go on.
I know.
I saw a tweet the other day.
I was like, man, everyone that works at Chick-fil-A is a fucking dork.
And so many people sent it to me.
I still have dreams all the time about it.
But basically, he was doing, he had a sketch comedy channel, Cyndigo, with our friend Daniel.
And he was working with Mark.
And we had a mutual friend, while I was at college, show me their channel.
And she was like, oh, they're from South Carolina too.
And I was like, no way.
So I think I got in touch with you guys somehow.
You're more close with Daniel.
Yeah, I got in touch with Daniel.
And then he saw the channel and he was like, well, what if you flew out to LA and we made some videos?
Because Matt would just send me Photoshop pictures of like my family members and porn ads like before I knew him.
That's how I was trying to break the ice.
It was like a picture of Ryan and his stepdad.
For real?
Yeah.
Yeah.
One was my grandmother, who I love very much.
How does that imply that you don't love her?
In fact, that implies that you love her.
It was more implying that it was a deep cut.
Yeah, we hadn't really spoken.
That says more about you that you're still friends with him.
That worked.
Well, also the first time we met, he took a blowtorch lighter to my arm.
That wasn't the first time we met.
That was within the first month.
Okay.
We were at a smoke shop and there was a blowtorch and I was like, testing it.
I just kind of did it on his arm and it just was looking for something to test it on.
My arm, I guess, was 19.
Did you have a scar?
No, thank God.
Okay.
It wasn't that big.
We didn't know each other that well.
And he was like, dude, what the fuck?
Well, it surprised me because I'm like looking at some weed paraphernalia.
Then just it scared me.
And I looked and he was just like, oh, oops.
I remember your reaction.
I was genuinely like, oh, fuck, I pissed him off.
But basically, yeah, I just would like take a picture of him and his grandma and then just replace like the picture in one of those like porn ads on the side of A website and but you know something stupid to break the gaps and gaffs.
Yeah, there's a couple gaffs and he didn't.
How did that play out in your mind?
You were like, he's gonna be like, haha, remember when you put my grandma on a porn ad?
See, that's how I was, that's that's that's usually how you made friends.
Yeah, so I was like, this has never failed, and it did.
But then we got on like a Skype call and then I booked a ticket and I flew out and then uh we hung up.
He's like, that's a great porn ad.
Fly out to Los Angeles right now.
I need more of this.
But basically then we just started shooting videos together and during that time I met the Markiplier, the one and only.
Is it weird that I don't know anything about him?
Like and have never watched him.
You know what type of content he does.
No.
I think it's sad.
I've never watched a single Markiplier.
He's never popped up in your recommended.
Never.
Well, I don't even, I don't even look at YouTube that much, though, unless I'm on stream.
Okay.
And my YouTube recommended is just fundamentally broken because of all the weird shit I look at on YouTube.
It's just like so far removed from like normie content that you see on YouTube.
Like I rarely ever have Mr. Beast videos recommended, or if at all, only when a friend of mine is in a video, you know what I mean?
I feel bad for you.
I know Mr. Beast, by the way.
Just like if we're flexing.
You know Mr. Beast?
Yeah, if we're flexing, like I just, I got that.
I knew you guys.
Well, he's from North Carolina.
Yeah.
Well, they're kind of like.
Hey, we know Carl Jacobs actually Jack Septicai.
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
Whatever.
I was supposed to go get dinner with him.
He's talked to Ryan Reynolds, who's owner of Mint Mobile.
Who sponsors our podcast?
I have no wait, what Mint Mogul?
Mint Mobile.
Oh, Mint.
Ryan Reynolds owns Mint Mobile?
Yes, or he's something.
He owns it.
Yeah.
It's like the face.
And the space person.
Yeah.
Jack Septicai, I've never met him in person.
I just have a nice guy.
I just know him over the internet.
The Game Grumps?
Yeah.
So another awkward, but I don't know anything about Game Grumps.
We worked for them for three years.
We edited thousands of Game Grumps episodes.
I have, I have, I shot the Chuckle Sandwich podcast, which shoots at their studio.
Okay.
Yep.
All the way in fucking freaking.
I don't even know.
Is that when it dox them?
Yeah, let's dox them.
Fuck it, dude.
It's very far away.
We can bleep it.
All the way in beep.
We know where we've been there.
Yeah.
We know exactly where it is.
But then I stole a bunch of Game Grumps merch when I was there from the warehouse.
That didn't get you interested in maybe watching an episode or two.
Why?
I don't know.
That's so honest.
Have you watched Star Let's Plays?
No.
Well, I appreciate the honesty.
Wait, you guys do Let's Plays?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not mainly.
We do other stuff.
No.
Well, so basically, this ties into the story.
Worked for Mark for a while.
Ended up going on our own and starting Super Mega.
We got an apartment together, started the channel.
Then shortly after, Game Grumps was like, hey, we need editors.
Do you guys want to edit our videos?
And we're like, okay, because we're making no money on Super Mega, making like 15 cents a day when we first started.
Now I'm making about 15 cents a second.
Fuck, that's awesome.
I love capitalism.
Yep.
So basically, we worked for Grumps and then, fuck, what?
Like, why did I bring this up?
And then we quit, and then just now we're still doing Super Mega.
But there was a reason I said, I said this ties into the story.
You guys connected?
You went, you were going to, I mean, I don't know.
You were living with Markiplier.
I've never watched Markiplier.
Maybe that's what you were talking about.
Never watched Game Grumps either.
You feel like a damn fool.
I fucked you up a little bit.
You remember what I was saying?
Or why I brought this up?
You brought up the Game Grumps for a specific reason.
No, it was.
I'm trying to help you.
It was something.
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Game Grumps.
It was something it was what you were saying before I jumped in.
Where you interrupted him?
Carl Jacobs is from Charleston as well.
Yeah.
Docs him.
You know, we were the two biggest YouTubers from South Carolina and then Carl Jacobs, who actually I knew before he did the YouTube stuff.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
How?
My friends.
Judo?
No, no, no, no.
My friend, he doesn't do YouTube stuff, but they were like best friends growing up.
And I would go, I was friends with his older brother, and I would go to their house to hang out and get drunk.
And Carl Jacobs would be over there hanging out with, before he did YouTube stuff.
Do you know his dad's a judo champion?
Really?
Yeah.
No way.
Did not know that.
National champion.
Judo champion, superstar.
What's Carl Jacobs kid going to be?
He dethroned us, though, is the most popular YouTubers from South Carolina.
So I'm not, I don't have a chip on my shoulder about it, but.
Okay.
Well, next time he's around, I'm going to bring this up to him.
Please.
How fucking dare you?
Please.
Messed up.
Just go, Matt Who?
Can we cancel him?
Can we do something just so we can reclaim our absolutely.
I'm on board.
I will do that for you guys.
Cancel Carl Jacobs.
Even though I do love Carl, but fuck him.
Thank you.
It's over.
Ride or die.
Okay, so you guys make some political commentary, some political jokes.
Let's talk about it.
Sure, yeah.
All right.
So 2016 era, you're already at this point, you're still, you're a Game Grumps in 2016.
2016, we...
We started 2017 at Game Grumps.
That's right.
Okay.
No, we started 2016.
Yeah.
With Super Mega.
Yeah, but then we started Game Grumps in 2016 as well.
Later in the summer, yeah.
How would you describe your commentary or your political leanings?
So it's kind of like, you know, moved around a little bit over the years just because I guess it's like going through your 20s, you just kind of...
Like my early 20s, I would say like still politically, I've remained more left-leaning, but I think like in personality, definitely my early 20s, I would come across probably more right-leaning or just right-adjacent or something.
Yeah.
Because we were doing a lot of edgy comedy.
And well, there was a big period we were like those guys that were like, yeah, we're not afraid to say it.
And the SJWs.
Yeah, that was the big one.
SJWs.
But that's like, I feel like that was everyone on YouTube at a certain point.
If somebody passed.
Except for, you know, I was working at the Young Turks at the time.
So everyone was like, oh, these guys are the pussy SJWs.
We were the guys that everyone was pointing.
You guys are pointing to and being like, those guys fucking suck.
Probably.
Oh, I made a song about SJWs.
You did?
It's not on YouTube.
Fuck.
That's because it's very.
Is it not?
No, I took it down.
Did it not get re-uploaded?
Yeah, it probably did, but I just.
No, I know.
I look at it and I just cringe.
That's what it makes.
It's really bad.
It's not even that it's necessarily like...
It's offensive.
It's pretty offensive.
Yeah, it is.
I'm remembering now, actually.
We don't need to pull it up.
I was 19.
I was.
I would have brought it up.
Yeah, you brought it up.
No, no.
Okay.
Let's just bleep it out.
No, but yeah, we were pretty like anti-SJW.
And then now, you know, it's kind of, it's...
You love the SJWs.
I love SJWs as one myself.
No, but now we're, I would say, very left-leaning.
We've always been left-leaning, but I would say there was a point where the left was affecting was affecting YouTube.
And now we're essentially leftists.
Who was the worst right-wing commentator that you watched on YouTube?
Sargon of Akkad.
I remember there was a phase, like, probably where I would watch Sargon.
I would watch.
I watched The Amazing Atheist back in the day.
Isn't he like, I mean, I don't know too much about those guys, but like, wasn't he like also, didn't he make a heel turn?
He was like, he's like kind of leftist as well.
I can't remember.
Or I think he is now.
A lot of people have.
He got in trouble for like not in trouble, but he stuck a bunch of things up his ass.
I do remember that.
I remember seeing the, and it got leaked or something.
That was another era of you.
Keemstar did that.
Keemstar did that?
Didn't he like didn't he like go up to a tailpipe or something of a car?
Or was that fake?
No, no.
No, there's this guy that looks like Keemstar and there's videos of him like there's one where there's like a big dildo on a railroad track and he he's like dressed except with no pants and he's like riding it.
That's not Keemstar.
No, no.
And there's one where there's one where the dildo's on the back of a car and he's like looking at the camera doing that.
And if you tweet that at Keemstar, he instantly blocks you.
He's already, he's blocked me a long time.
So he blocked me and then unblocked me because I ratioed him so hard that I think he like broke up with his girlfriend.
Most people can ratio Keemstar.
It's really easy to ratio Keemstar.
He has like no fan base.
It's a very strange thing that it's just he's been he's this media demon that's been able to survive everything.
Everything.
And like multiple times been banned off YouTube.
Still has sponsorships like everything.
And he doesn't like, I don't know if he, I've never met a Keemstar fan.
Everyone knows who he is and he's an entertaining guy to watch.
His show is.
You're a fan.
You're a drama alert head.
Maybe I'm a fan.
What the fuck?
You are the Keemstar fan.
I don't watch Drama Alert anymore, but it's like, I mean, there is an entertaining aspect to Keemstar, and that's why people keep up with him because he's like, he wants to piss people off because it gets clicks.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, we were introduced to him also.
And like, he was reporting on one of our friends passed away and he reported on it.
And then right after reporting on it, he was like, and just remember, we're almost at like 500,000 subscribers.
Like, goes straight.
And that's how we found Keemstar was when he reported on our friend's death.
That's wild.
But he made the crux of the story not about our friend's death, but about how Mark Applier is taking a short hiatus because of our friend's death.
And he knows how to get the clicks.
I was put on Watch Mojo because, well, as okay, so you know how Watch Mojo makes like a top 10 like saddest videos.
Well, they made one that was a top 10 saddest.
That's kind of dark.
It was like top 10 saddest YouTube videos or YouTube controversy or whatever the fuck.
And I'm in the honorable mentions.
Right.
Because basically.
Wait, that's even worse.
No, he is.
You weren't sad enough?
Mark was in for the same thing that happened because our friend passed away.
And so they gave me the honorable mention, but they gave Mark an actual spot on the list for the same amount of time.
Right.
Because basically, like, without going into it too much, like, our friend passed away in 2015 and he worked with us with Mark as well.
And, you know, he was part of the sketch.
He was with Cyndigo.
He was the one that.
So when he passed away, so Ryan had to announce that, you know, the channel wouldn't be continuing.
And he made a video, a very like teary, just very real video.
Like, no dramatics or anything.
Just...
I recorded with like my MacBook.
I just went on the photo booth app, probably.
And Mark also did, did a very teary video talking about it.
And Mark's got in there, but Ryan's at the end.
They took the video down, actually, because Ryan called it out.
But there's just a screenshot where it says Ryan's sitting on his couch with tears in his eyes.
And just at the bottom has the watch mojo logo and says honorable mention.
I can find it real quick.
I bet you.
They took the video down.
Just giving an honorable mention.
It's like, guys, my friend died.
I mean, just the fact that you made a top 10 saddest YouTube videos alone is just deranged.
Okay.
Oh, man.
I love that.
That's fuck.
You ruined their company with that, Ryan.
Well, it's still on their website, right?
Is it?
Because they took it down from the YouTube channel because I made a meme about it on Twitter.
He just posted the screenshot.
I was like, that's appropriate.
Thanks, guys.
That's wild.
Now I kind of want to watch the video, but it's fucked up.
Let's not do it.
Never mind.
Let's pull it up.
Yeah, let's pull that.
Let's pull that traumatic.
No, don't pull it up.
I was just.
He was going for it.
He's like, Marsh was like, that's content.
Let's do it.
I'll get the clicks.
Would you give him an honorable mention?
What?
I would make you the number one.
I have.
Redemption arc.
Yeah, there you go.
I have no, I don't know.
I can't even think of like what I would consider to be like a really sad video I've watched on YouTube.
I wish I was more in tune.
I got a screencast there.
That's a great screenshot.
Oh my God.
Well, you had to glow up.
Thank you.
That's what I did, right?
You kind of look.
Oh, you were doing that thing where you just didn't grow your mustache.
Yeah.
Well, I had trouble for a bit just actually being able to.
See that?
I had a chin strap for a good day.
You did the classic.
Wait, which camera should I show this to?
That one?
You had the classic.
You can't even tell probably from here, but you had the classic, like, I can't grow a mustache, so I'm just going to grow the chin strap.
Probably being roasted for this video.
And I mean, this is why I got a video about my friend's death.
He's grieving right here.
Why are you just roasting his facial hair?
This is why I got the honorable mention, dog.
Yeah, honestly, Ryan, if I had a better face, if you'd grown it out, you might have been like, yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
I can't grow facial hair, so I mean, I'm 26 and I can't.
That's not true.
I can see the stubble.
You try to grow it out, and every time you get it to a good point, you shave it before I can see it and applaud you because I'm the only one that supports it.
Yeah, well, that's why I shave it.
I support it.
Thank you.
I'm on board.
You can put Rogan.
Did you know that?
Yeah, but it takes months.
I have put Rogan on before.
You have?
I have.
Are you going to full out a photo right now?
Yeah.
Show me your facial hair.
Yeah, check this out.
Okay, I'm on board.
I like it.
Maybe you'll take the weight off of it.
I'm in there.
What's going on?
Here we go.
I do not have them on Discord.
That's the best I can do.
God damn.
It's just, it's really fair, but I can die.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Me at the airport.
There you go.
Ryan, this is the best.
You didn't want to go in on his facial hair situation?
No, I feel like I'm not.
I mean, mine's mine.
He's like, oh, it's a solid.
No.
You got Al from Al's Toy Barn goatee going on.
What's up with your face?
I look like I. Why are you doing that face?
It's like a car, like an anime.
I work at an animation studio.
You're like, oh no.
No, I was at the airport and I was really tired.
And I was like, I'm looking kind of sexy in this.
That was the vibe from your face.
I was also drunk.
I was at the airport.
Really, the only thing to do at the airport is get drunk.
True.
Miss your flight.
I didn't miss my flight that time, though.
I can't take it.
Muhammad Altai would have a different opinion on what you could do at the airport.
Well, I'm not him.
Yeah, exactly.
Not many are.
Okay.
We might have to cut that, actually.
Okay.
I should stop making 9-11 jokes on August.
Yeah, well, that's the last time I got canceled.
Yeah, we could talk about 9-11 on our podcast.
Okay, perfect.
I get canceled every August.
Last August, I bought a house.
The house that you're in right now.
The $700 million mansion.
Nice.
Yeah.
We're here in the socialist mansion.
Yeah.
We're here in the one that...
Did Fox News get mad about it?
Fox News, it was more so like it was more so like Twitter outrage that Fox, even Fox News was like, isn't this crazy?
Look at these leftists being crazy at one of the other lefties.
Ben Shapiro was really mad about it, though.
Was mad that you had a...
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Yeah, he was like, haha, grifter.
We got him.
How much is his house?
His house is probably like $8 million.
Oh, dude, for sure.
But, of course, he's right-wing.
Yeah.
Capitalism's awesome.
Yeah.
We just rent.
Yeah.
Broke boys.
I like to support landlords.
Yeah.
My landlord's actually really tight.
Really?
Yeah.
It's Markiplier.
Gives me a good deal.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's cool.
The reason why I originally brought up Markiplier is because they constantly fucking say, I don't even think I look like him.
I think he's like a good-looking dude, but I don't think I look like him.
But people will always be like, Markipliers, if Hassan was good, and it'll always be like some random fucking account and it like pops off.
Everyone is like, who's a Markiplier fan, either who doesn't know who I am or fucking hates me, will be like, yeah, you're right.
Markiplier is such a good leftist.
Passan isn't.
And I'm like, dude, this guy's like a quadrillionaire.
Like, what do you mean?
Like, anyway.
It's probably because you're both just hunks, honestly.
A couple of hung hunks.
Thank you.
We don't know about you.
We know about him.
Yeah, he does have a big, dude.
I feel at this point, he's like.
Every podcast they go on, they talk about me and they bring up how big my penis is.
Is that what he said?
I'm tired of it.
Is that what he sounds like?
He's famous for his voice, yeah.
Oh, it's like, it's like this.
It's really...
He's got a girthy voice.
Hello, everybody.
My name is Markiplier.
What about his penis?
It's girthy?
Yeah.
God damn it.
We never saw the flesh of it, but we had...
He was getting out of the pool once and Ryan and I. That's what it looks like, flaccid.
He might have been erect.
I don't know.
Maybe because he was swimming with us.
I'm not sure.
Still even then.
His shit was regardless.
It's a sound.
Sometimes you get hard.
Sometimes you get hard when you're swimming with the boys.
It happens, man.
Yeah.
It's not.
Swim past the pool jet by accident?
Whoops.
Yeah.
No, for sure.
Oh, my God.
When I was younger.
That's not even.
I think everyone has the exact same story.
Yeah.
That's like you just unlocked a memory, a core memory that I had shut off in my brain.
Disney World's Polynesian Resort.
That's where you got your rocks off.
Public pool?
Okay.
Kind of.
I was a kid.
No, it's very public pool.
Yeah.
It's like a mini water part.
I was a kid.
I didn't get my rocks off.
I just, I was like, oh, you get a little.
Yeah, you're like, whoa, what's this about?
Family Guy even has a joke about it where Stewie does it.
That's how you know it's not weird.
It's mainstream.
Yeah.
No.
Did you ever have that pool experience?
Then tell us your pool experience.
You know what I'm talking about?
Are you talking about when the jet hits your pee-pee?
Yes.
Yeah.
When you're like holding on to the front of the pool.
And you're trying to play it cool.
You know.
You're just chilling.
Like, I'm just taking a bath right now.
Yeah.
Suspiciously right near the cool.
It'd probably work as a good bidet, honestly.
Yeah.
What is it?
Oh, I just took a shit.
Let me go jump in the pool and use my jet to clean my asshole.
Yeah.
I feel that.
That's, you know.
Do you have any of those jets in your $20 million pool?
I do have jets in my pool.
You have a jet?
Private jet?
I saw you on it with David Dobrik.
Multiple.
Okay, I told you about that.
No, I saw it.
I told you about that.
I wanted you to keep it private as we talked about it on stream.
But yeah, I did do that.
I went on a private jet with them.
That was the experience.
Was it like a party atmosphere?
No, not really.
I think it was everyone was tired from Coachella.
I never understood.
The thing I never understood, and he might be like a really nice guy, so I don't know.
But like, I was really taken aback by the fact that there was like these young, you know, my age or a little bit younger dudes there.
And then there was just like one guy who's like 45-year-old.
Like, he's like a Jeff.
Jeff Wittis?
No, no.
What's his name?
Jeff's a homie.
I'm thinking of some other dude from Vaughn.
No, no.
Jason.
Jason Nash.
Yeah.
Jason.
Yeah, that's what it is.
The J-NA.
And I was like, what's up?
This seems kind of out of place.
Like the 45-year-old dude hanging out with this.
What's going on there?
When I'm 45, I hope to be hanging out with young influencers and reliving my 20s.
When he was on Vine, there was like when I first saw him, I thought that he just had like a disease that made him look older.
He was like the same age as everyone.
Because I was like, why would he be hanging out?
That's probably what I'm saying.
And that's why no one's bringing it up, right?
Like, that's what you thought.
Because no one wants to be fucked up about it.
You know, if he has something going on, that's his personal view.
No, I think he's 19.
I think he's...
No, I think he.
I think he's just like, he's older.
Wait, how old is Jason Nash?
Can you look like that?
I wish that he tried to play it off, though.
He's like, I'm 19.
What?
Yeah, I have a disease.
49?
Oh, my God.
He's about to be 50.
Dude, he was born in 1973.
He was born right after the Vietnam War ended.
He was hanging out with like 17, 19-year-olds as a 40-year-old.
Young out with 17, 19-year-olds?
17 of them.
It's better than 19, 17-year-olds.
That's true.
Unless he had the card.
That's true.
He had the card.
If he had the laminated card, that's fine.
Everyone could be like, oh, fuck.
He has a laminate card.
In place of his driver's license, yeah.
All I'm saying is Axel Rose.
I kind of, yeah, I kind of want to go back to that, actually, because that was wild.
Michael Bay did that.
Why?
I guess he felt a really strong calling to make it clear that you're allowed to have sex with a 17-year-old in a specific state.
He's like, okay, just in case something comes out, I just wanted to have this on the record.
Yeah.
Like, look at my movie, Your Honor.
Because then everyone would totally be like, oh, I know Michael Bay fucked that 17-year-old, but fuck, he put that in the movie.
He's getting Michael Bay will be in court and be like, and guess what?
He pulls out his movie and shows that.
Yeah, that's just like the Transformers movie.
Got like plastic laminated ones, like official findings.
Got a gold plated on his head.
Because that's so specific when you do that in a movie.
It just reminds me of Zelda or any other Japanese shows where they will be like, this person, don't be fooled, is exactly 17.
And I'm like, why did you have to do that?
You drew this person.
You could have said that they're 19.
Nothing would change from the narration or the storyline if the person is 19 instead of 17.
But they're like, 17.
I watched Tangled last night.
And Tangled?
Well, they make it very clear that she's 17, but she's about to turn 18.
They have a lot of feet in that movie.
I noticed that.
Dan Schneider?
No, he didn't have any part in Tangled.
That was Michael.
No, not Michael.
John Lashley.
Michael Bay.
Michael Bay did Tangled.
No, Dan Schneider, though.
I've been trying to buy Jeanette McCurdy's book because I want to read it.
But every time I go to Barnes and Noble, they don't have it.
What is it?
Like sold out?
Yeah.
You got to be able to buy it online or something.
I didn't get the audio.
I want to support local stores.
I'm going to Barnes and Noble.
The most shocking part about that is that you read books.
That's.
I haven't read a book in.
I was about to say, are you?
Well, no, we've read our own book.
Yeah, we wrote a book.
We had to read it like legit like eight or nine times.
During the audiobook process?
No, during the editing process.
So it would be like we get to the office, like, all right, let's read our book again.
All like 180 pages.
Just sit down and fine-tune it, really make it a work of art.
Yeah, it's a lot of Italiophobia in there, I heard a lot.
Yeah.
And a lot of basically the premise is that Bin Laden actually never died.
Oh, oh, okay.
There's a lie that the Obama administration came up with to win re-election, but basically.
So it was a book about truths.
Okay, God.
Yes.
And then basically him and his al-Qaeda goons end up kidnapping an elite team of SEALs, Navy SEALs, and recruited to go save them.
Did you know that those guys, I mean, was Robert O'Neill, aka Mick Bouya on Twitter who fucking weirdly follows me.
I don't know why.
Is he the SEAL that killed you some of them?
Okay.
Really?
Yeah.
The man that pulled the trigger and killed Osama bin Laden follows you on Twitter.
Technically, yes, but technically he lied.
A lot of those Navy SEAL books are all just full of lies.
It's like famously they lie about all the shit that they didn't actually do.
There's one lone survivor I remember.
That's a lie too.
It's Mark Wahlberg.
He did that.
Yeah.
No, yeah.
Mark Wahlberg actually did that just to recreate it.
If I had been there, things would have been a lot different.
Are you talking about it?
He's fighting in Afghanistan.
Yeah.
But also in that situation.
Because he did say that about 9-11.
Yes, he did.
Famous.
If the terrorists were Asian, he would have probably stopped it a lot quickly.
Oh, 100%.
For Vietnamese?
Yeah.
Yeah.
100%.
He's like the natural predator.
That's why.
Like, he's an Asian person.
He just pops off.
Remember when.
Which is weird that they prosecuted him for that, actually.
Because, you know, he's just, that's both times.
Yeah, he had to do it.
Did they prosecute him for blinding a man in a hate drive with a big piece of plywood?
Yes, I'm pretty sure they did.
Adam Sandler Face Off00:14:51
Okay, but we're all capable of change here.
Yeah, of course.
It was different back then.
Speaking of famous people that we've seen, I used to play basketball near Brentwood, like one of the public parks there.
And he would always bring his kids to play baseball there.
Mark Wahlberg?
Yeah.
And I played basketball with Adam Sandler.
I have a funny Adam Sandler story.
No way.
Is he good at basketball?
Adam Sandler is decent at basketball.
He dresses like he plays basketball.
Yeah.
The funny Adam Sandler story was like, we were all super stoked that Adam Sandler was there because I'm like new in LA.
I'm like, wow, this is just like entourage.
You see famous people everywhere.
That was my reference point for Los Angeles Entourage.
And we're playing basketball and there's like this young kid who's like 16, 17.
And everybody knew who Adam Sandler was, but he clearly didn't.
So when we're like dabbing each other up, you're like, hey, I'm, you know, I'm a son, whatever.
We're handshaking, and he's doing it.
And then the kid walks up to him and he's like, hey, I'm Hank.
I'm just making this name up.
I don't remember.
Jank.
And he doesn't say what his name is.
And the kid's like, what's your name?
He's like, come on.
Come on, kid.
Don't do that.
He's like, straight up was like, don't do that.
Know me.
No, literally.
And I was like, I was shocked.
It was so awkward.
How do you not know Adam Sandler, though?
I mean, but like, he's 17.
Adam Sandler wasn't even doing the Netflix stuff yet.
He didn't grow up.
He didn't grow up with Billy Madison.
Yeah.
I didn't either.
Grown up.
Screaming.
Big Daddy is one of my favorite movies of his.
I've never understood Adam Sandler.
I liked Mr. Deeds.
Did you like Uncut Gems?
Oh, no, that's different.
That's new Adam.
That's the one where he has a black foot that he can like.
I think so.
In the trailer, he just puts a poker, you know, like a fireplace.
He shoves it into his foot.
Really?
But I never used to like the golf one.
Or Waterboy.
I saw that for the first time like a week ago.
Waterboy was.
How did you feel about that?
It wasn't awful.
I had a decent.
But it wasn't like fucking mind-bogglingly good.
No.
Well, a lot of people love Waterboy.
That's probably like my least favorite.
I liked it when I watched it.
And Hoobie Halloween.
I did not like Hoobie Halloween.
That's Adam Sandler?
Yeah.
So, no, sorry.
For some reason, I confused it with some recent animated Halloween movie.
No, that was his Netflix movie.
Hoobie Halloween.
Oh, yeah.
The animated one was not Halloween.
It was Christmas, no?
It was like the Jewish Christmas or something.
No, I like that.
I'm like Crazy Nights.
That movie is.
Are you talking about Hotel Transylvania being the animated movie?
Oh, dude, I didn't.
I'm just, I'm thinking of an animated Halloween movie.
All right.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to take you down this path and confuse you.
And I really hope that I'm easily confused.
I know.
And I'm sorry for doing that to you.
It's fine.
Want to move on?
Yeah.
So, yeah.
Andrew Tate's banned off Facebook and Instagram.
Amen.
That's right.
What do you guys think about that?
You're on YouTube.
You got to fucking be like, dude, censorship is unacceptable.
Wasn't he saying that, like, I don't know.
I hear a lot of talking points, but I'm going to be honest.
I have not watched Andrew Tate, but I have heard that he's.
And you do look like a beta soyboy.
I haven't watched Andrew Tate.
I mean, I've seen little clips, but.
You don't watch Andrew Tate.
You live it.
That's how it's supposed to be.
That's how I recently got a got some pussy because of Andrew Tate.
Fuck yeah.
That has never happened.
No, that's not true.
And it happened to me last week.
Not that you've never gotten pussy.
I'm sure you may or may not have gotten it, but no one has ever watched Andrew Tate and actually gotten laid.
I don't think.
I don't know.
Check the comments.
I don't know, Hassan.
You live here in your little, your little million dollar bubble.
Yeah.
And all you hear is your own echo.
So maybe if you tried some of the things he talked about, he's beating women.
Okay, is it true?
Choking them.
Is there someone?
I saw H3 say it.
Yes.
He's like, women deserve to be raped.
That's some of the things that he said.
Some of it.
It's not all.
He says women are property.
If he has a girlfriend and she like has the only fans, he would never let that happen.
But if he were to let that happen, then like she would have to give him, because she's his property, she would have to give him 100% of the profits.
Or maybe if he's feeling good about it, he'll give like a 2080 with 80% going on.
Different opinions.
Didn't he also backtrack and say, just kidding, this is just a matter of time.
Oh, your personality I'm putting up.
I'm putting up like a, it's me, but it's an exaggerated version of me.
Yeah, he did that when he got banned.
He went on Aiden Ross's stream yesterday, and he like basically.
Yeah, that's where you go.
What a crossover.
That's where you go when you want to let the people know.
Yeah.
I mean, he knows his target demographic.
It's all like fucking 11-year-olds.
I love when Keemstar went on that Aiden Ross stream and everyone just goes quiet.
Yeah.
That was awesome.
Can we watch that?
It's called Keemstar Kill the Vibe.
Yeah.
That was one of my favorite videos.
I love.
No, I think that.
Can we watch the Train Tracks one too?
Can we watch that?
I mean, we could.
We can do that behind the paywall.
Yeah.
We can do that behind the paywall, but we're going to, which will happen in a little bit.
Should we...
Do we have to do two?
I mean, we already have one.
There's two things.
I'm saying, like, the Choppo is already.
What do you mean?
We just throw it up whenever.
Maybe.
I don't know.
We can talk about this after.
It's rude to do that in front of guests.
Well, the way we normally talk.
Wait, before you start it, because this is going to be cut out anyway.
No, the way we normally do it is we just stream.
I mean, not stream.
We shoot an unpaywalled part of the podcast for an hour and then another like 35, 45 minutes of paywall.
Yeah, content.
Okay, we can do that.
Cool.
But we already have extra episodes that we cut.
All right.
You're in trouble.
Why?
Oh, shit.
That crypto shit.
This is edited.
They add silence.
Hey, see, get a jackstream right now, bro.
What's up, buddy?
How you doing?
You good?
I just did a podcast with Tan Amoji.
It was so raw, so real.
Jesus, bro, you scared the f.
I think you should box.
Here's why.
You have natural energy.
They see it in the stream, right?
You need that.
Like, you have natural energy.
You got energy on it.
Like, bro.
The dude sitting next to him is not a fan.
I wonder why.
I'm 39, she's 20.
I can't think of any reasons why.
Wait, wait, wait.
Go back, go back.
This part's great.
I'm 39.
I'm 39, she's 20.
So he came at me, like, on a creep or whatever.
And he was like, say that had like a little dick.
My dick didn't work and shit.
Am I right, fellas?
No, what's even worse is every presentation.
Yo, he legitimately went on his show.
This motherfucker went on his show.
He said it was on antidepressants.
And the side effects were that he didn't have feeling in his dick.
Is he talking about Ethan?
Yes.
He was trying to put that on me.
That was when they had the beef about.
I'm focusing.
The lie detected.
The hood nigga lie detected to text.
Stop the cap.
That's the best part.
Yeah, please.
Calm down.
Like, how afraid is he of.
Absolutely not.
It's just the absolute Keemstar Keemstar dresses like if you had a little toddler boy and had to dress him up for like a costume party as cool and then just like put him in like a time machine and blew him up a little bit.
Cool toddler costume.
He has the fakest beard.
Why does his beard look like that, man?
If I could grow it, I would.
No, he wouldn't.
Yeah, if I could have the gnome.
To be fair, you literally don't need to have a real beard to have it look like that.
No, it looks like a Lego piece you can pop off.
Like it looks like he gets home and he puts that one, gets like a clean one, pops it back on.
I just, I want to see him without a beard so bad.
I mean, there's photo.
Can you look up?
Someone had to face apt him or something.
No, there's Keemstar beardless photos, I think, back when he used to say the N-word all the time.
Oh, back when he had like backwards troll phase.
No, no, no, no.
There's one that's real.
The one, like, look down.
Yep, there.
There, you're on it.
Oh, my God.
Daniel Keem.
And then there's one with a beanie right under it.
Look to your right.
Where he's wearing the beanie.
Yeah.
Ah, dude.
Yeah, I get why he's doing that.
I get why he's got the beard going.
Like the eye squints.
Yeah.
That's how he gets all the 17-year-old girls.
Yeah.
Luckily, he has a laminated dog.
Dude, he's trying to roast me.
She's 20.
I'm double her age, and he's trying to roast me?
Yeah, what the fuck?
Dude, he's on antidepressants, and his dick, he does not feel in his dick.
That was a great own.
I felt the burn pretty hard.
I'm just anti-depressants.
Yeah.
Fucked up.
Well, he has a famous.
The beer thing.
Yeah.
I love that one.
Keemstar beer.
The tweet.
I quit my antidepressants after I read that tweet.
I threw them in the trash and I got myself a fucking Miller Lego.
No, no, no.
It's just a tweet.
You just look up Keemstar beer.
Antidepressants.
Or depression.
People really like the dog tweet, too.
That's one of the best tweets.
Man, mental illness isn't real.
Yep, there it is.
The drug companies invent all these illnesses so they can sell drugs to morons.
Social anxiety 100% is a fake invented illness so they can sell you drugs and make millions.
He's anti-capitalist.
Yeah, King, fucking base, dude.
Yeah, stop being weak.
Society's literally going to die if you keep this bullshit up.
Meanwhile, Keemstar, very strong.
Very mentally stable.
Yeah.
Real talk.
If you suffer from panic attacks and you're old enough to drink, the best way to stop a panic attack real quick is just have a sip of beer.
You only need like three sips.
I love the way he, the cadence of that tweet is so, it's so well constructed.
It's like he has that one and then he's like, okay, guys, but real talk.
You only need like just three sips.
Just three sips.
Just three little sips and you're fine.
Man, what a fucking legend Keemstar is.
He has the same views on pharmaceuticals that Tom Cruise has.
Yep.
Yeah.
Well, I, yeah, and I, I have those views as well.
You should be happy.
Yeah.
Not with the fucking depression shit.
Life is fine.
Everyone, or as my dad said to me when he found out I started taking antidepressants in high school and going to therapy, he goes, son, everyone gets sad sometimes.
No need to be a little bitch about it.
Don't be a little pussy about it.
That's good life lessons right there.
No, and then I...
Keemstar is a dad.
He is, yes.
Oh, God.
He has a child.
That's terrifying.
I don't know.
Oh, she's...
She's not like a little kid anymore.
No, she's like 14.
Yeah, like he has a teenage daughter.
Imagine she goes to school and it's like talking about your parents.
Like, what are your parents doing?
It's like, oh, my dad's Keemstar.
That's, you would never, you would not be able to extract that information out of me in a torture facility.
Teamstar looks, he does kind of strike me as the type of guy that would like bring, like, buy alcohol for like 15-year-olds.
He's the type of dude who would ask his daughter's girlfriends, like, you know, to wear, you know, revealing clothing.
Do you think she's embarrassed of him or do you think that she is just going to be like a little Keemstar 2.0?
No, I think she's probably embarrassed.
Because it's like Ted Cruz's daughters.
They're all so like 12, 13, 14.
They're like big Minecraft stands.
And they just don't like their father.
Have you seen the video?
The video of the behind-the-scenes shit.
Yeah.
He goes in for a kiss of one of them.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's a great one.
Do you think Baron Trump watches YouTube a lot?
Because he seems like the type of kid that would be playing Minecraft.
He does like Minecraft.
Is that confirmed?
He wore like a Minecraft shirt, right?
Maybe.
I think so.
Maybe.
It was like something.
He definitely plays Minecraft.
Yeah, I mean, he's like, what, 17?
6'8.
Dude, like, Trump, Trump's pretty tall, too.
Like, Trump's, what, 6'2 ⁇ ?
How tall are you?
I'm 6'4 ⁇ .
You're 6'4 ⁇ ?
Yeah.
Dude, so Baron Trump is four inches taller than you?
Yeah, no, he's fucking huge.
Jesus.
He's so tall.
That's the next president.
I mean, future president.
Look at that.
Look at that photo.
Jesus Christ.
He looks like he could be a base Groyper, though.
Like, I think that's where he's headed.
He looks like some guy you'd like to see at a club in Poland.
Does he like he's never said anything publicly?
Like, do you think that...
Do you think he watches you?
Do you think he's watching this right now?
I fucking doubt it.
Baron, if you're watching, you know, I don't know.
Come on, come on, yeah, we'd love to have you, man.
Would love to discuss.
I'm a big fan of your father.
Look at that.
I'm fucking real president.
Still the president.
He's my president.
Real question.
Do you think, like, you know, like they, Brian and I ordered them to raid Mar-a-Lago?
They did.
Do you think that anything...
I always, I lost all hope that anything would ever actually happen because there's always been so many things where it's like, oh, it's clearly like there's a criminal thing going on here.
And then it's just like, nope.
Like, nothing ever happens.
Do you think anything, like with the January 6th stuff, which we were not there?
There were people, there were two guys that looked like us.
And that's all I'm going to say about that.
But basically.
What was your alibi for January 6th?
What were you doing instead?
Let's plays?
Yeah.
You can probably watch some of them if you want.
You haven't seen them.
Dude, you love them.
Now I kind of want to watch it.
What's the...
Dude, we played the new Mario Car Maps.
Every time you get hit in the line, you got to take a shot.
What?
Did you take 24 shots?
I took 24 shots.
And then they all left me alone as I was severely intoxicated.
I had to go home.
There were still three people there.
They left you alone.
And they made sure I was on my back.
Yeah.
That's as you need to be when you've had 24 shots of liquor.
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That's all you need.
Yeah.
What do you mean?
Yeah.
That's cool.
Okay.
I'll look at that.
I'll watch your Let's Plays.
Our Patreon.
It's me like throwing off.
Oh my God.
Like projectile vomiting for about like 20 to 30 seconds straight.
Wait, really?
Yeah, we were fucked.
And he's in the living room with just like a trash bag and a mailbin, and he is just fucking, it's like a fire hose.
And I'm just saying that one expert.
It's cool because we're going to recreate that behind the paywall on our Patreon.
Get out the liquor.
Good time to shift over to that part.
I don't even know what to do with the outro in this.
Hey, let us handle this one, Ryan.
You do it.
You guys are professionals.
The outro?
The outro guy.
Thank you for having us on for this portion of the podcast.
Just because there is a better portion.
Well, a better portion.
It's going to be better.
That you can pay money for.
Yeah.
How much money?
$5.
Patreon.com slash Viran.
Oh, yeah, dude.
I literally told Marsh to look up everything the yard was doing.
And I was just like, yeah, buy a subscription for one month only.
Don't buy it for two months.
You know, don't give him a single fucking dime.
Steal all their fucking Patreon ideas.
And then we're going to do it.
But better.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what everyone does.
Wait, do they all steal it from you?
Yeah.
We invented the $5 model.
Oh.
Oh, really?
Yeah, we were the first ones to come up with the $5 business model.
Well, thank you.
Thank you so much.
Well, you'll be able to see all that next time.
Yeah.
Oh, you can find us on our channel.
Not in any pictures of January 6th, but our YouTube channel at Super Mega.