Fear& - Hasan & SuperMega Expose Karl Jacobs (CANCELLED) | Fear&SuperMega
Aired: 2022-08-29
Duration: 51:52


=== Laugh Factory Origins (14:39) ===

[00:00:12]  Okay.
[00:00:13]  All right.
[00:00:14]  Now that we got all the slurs out of the way, that was dude.
[00:00:19]  Holy shit.
[00:00:19]  I mean, I had to get it out of my system as well.
[00:00:22]  You know?
[00:00:22]  Yeah, like I said, it's really like a hot bubble inside that it has to pop.
[00:00:26]  And if I keep it in, it's going to pop.
[00:00:29]  Yeah, it was crazy.
[00:00:30]  I mean, you said some stuff that I've never even heard before.
[00:00:32]  I'm from South Carolina.
[00:00:34]  Very colorful variety of things you can say, actually.
[00:00:36]  Most people don't know.
[00:00:37]  Yeah.
[00:00:38]  It was wild.
[00:00:38]  Oh, shit.
[00:00:39]  We're rolling.
[00:00:41]  Oh, are we?
[00:00:41]  Yeah, we'll probably keep that in.
[00:00:43]  It's fine.
[00:00:43]  I think it'll be okay.
[00:00:45]  It's worth the not the first part before.
[00:00:46]  Yeah, okay.
[00:00:47]  Not the part before this thing, but we're being ironic.
[00:00:49]  Yeah.
[00:00:50]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:00:50]  You know, it's just.
[00:00:51]  It's a satire.
[00:00:52]  Yeah.
[00:00:54]  Good one.
[00:00:54]  Dude, I love doing that.
[00:00:56]  White people.
[00:00:57]  Right?
[00:00:58]  It's so cool.
[00:00:59]  Okay.
[00:01:00]  We're here with Super Mega.
[00:01:03]  And they're Super Mega Libs.
[00:01:05]  Fucking got them.
[00:01:06]  Burn.
[00:01:07]  We are.
[00:01:08]  I wouldn't call myself a lib.
[00:01:10]  Yeah.
[00:01:10]  Or like, I'm a libertarian.
[00:01:12]  We're a big libertarian YouTube channel.
[00:01:13]  Yeah, big libertarian.
[00:01:14]  They're constantly making videos.
[00:01:16]  You might know them from famous videos like Age of Consent laws.
[00:01:21]  They should be abolished.
[00:01:22]  Yep.
[00:01:23]  What's next?
[00:01:24]  Well, it's really just, I think it's wrong, but I don't think it's the government's place to what's next?
[00:01:30]  I mean, what are they going to?
[00:01:33]  I can't even think of something worse than that.
[00:01:35]  Yeah, no, it's like, that's the worst one.
[00:01:37]  That's pretty bad.
[00:01:38]  Did you know Alan Dershowitz?
[00:01:40]  Are you familiar with Alan?
[00:01:41]  Yeah.
[00:01:41]  The Dersh.
[00:01:42]  Yeah.
[00:01:42]  O.J. Trump.
[00:01:43]  Jeffrey Epstein.
[00:01:45]  That's right.
[00:01:45]  That's the big one.
[00:01:46]  Yeah.
[00:01:46]  Alan Dershowitz once completely unprompted put out a Twitter thread.
[00:01:53]  Oh, I've seen that Twitter thread.
[00:01:55]  Defending Agent, like defending the 16-year-old girl's right to consent to sex.
[00:02:02]  Yeah.
[00:02:03]  Which is very weird when you're...
[00:02:05]  Or I guess very on brand when you're Jeffrey Epstein's lawyer and friend.
[00:02:09]  Close friend, yeah.
[00:02:10]  Michael Bay did the same thing in like a recent Transformers movie where he had a whole like segment pretty much defending like a certain state's like actually in this state you fuck a 17 year old.
[00:02:23]  Like they had they flashed the law on screen and everything.
[00:02:26]  That sounds like there's a lot more to that story than what we're seeing.
[00:02:29]  Mark Wahlberg's daughter in the movie was like 17 and then her boyfriend is like 20 something and the boyfriend had like a card with the law on it.
[00:02:36]  Like Romeo, what is it called?
[00:02:38]  Dude, that is Romeo and Joel.
[00:02:40]  That is so fucking wow.
[00:02:41]  If you have that card, that's a red flag.
[00:02:45]  The movie frames it as like he's owning like the father.
[00:02:49]  Like actually.
[00:02:50]  Actually, buddy.
[00:02:51]  He's got it laminated.
[00:02:52]  It's in a little negligence.
[00:02:55]  The weirdest way.
[00:02:56]  That's like almost worse than fucking his 17-year-old daughter.
[00:02:59]  He's like, he thinks he's going to debate his way out of that.
[00:03:03]  Wow.
[00:03:03]  Have you ever seen the clip of Machine Gun Kelly?
[00:03:07]  Oh, back in the day.
[00:03:08]  Have I seen clips of Machine Gun Kelly?
[00:03:10]  Also, I like what you're doing there.
[00:03:11]  Corner in the market and also eliminating the competition.
[00:03:14]  Yep.
[00:03:14]  That's exactly.
[00:03:16]  Exactly.
[00:03:16]  Yeah.
[00:03:16]  Thank you.
[00:03:16]  Thank you.
[00:03:17]  Yeah.
[00:03:17]  That's smart.
[00:03:18]  Let's pull it up.
[00:03:20]  Can you pull that up, Marsh?
[00:03:21]  Machine Gun Kelly.
[00:03:24]  Was it Kylie Jenner?
[00:03:25]  Kylie or Kendall?
[00:03:26]  I think one of the two.
[00:03:27]  Because I brought that up because he has like...
[00:03:29]  Oh, he has that stuff ready to go.
[00:03:31]  He has like the list of rock stars that have like 16-year-old girlfriends.
[00:03:35]  No, no, the top one is good.
[00:03:37]  Top one's good.
[00:03:38]  That's a good one.
[00:03:39]  Yeah, no, I know.
[00:03:39]  I love the guitar music with the slow motion, like, psycho stare.
[00:03:43]  It's like, I can't be sorry for being young and not as listening.
[00:03:48]  Oh!
[00:03:50]  Oh, the lip bite.
[00:03:51]  What's up?
[00:03:52]  Worst.
[00:03:52]  It's like so nasty.
[00:03:53]  Kendall Jenner is in your bedroom naked and you're 50.
[00:03:56]  You're going.
[00:03:58]  This is like the fifth podcast I've talked about this specific clip on.
[00:04:02]  I see what you're doing, because it's very deliberate.
[00:04:06]  Yeah.
[00:04:07]  Oh, yeah.
[00:04:08]  We should watch them.
[00:04:10]  I don't care who my first celebrity crush was, because right now it's Kendall Jones.
[00:04:14]  Damn it, I've said that so many motherfucking times.
[00:04:16]  I hope that.
[00:04:17]  He said it as many times as you've brought it up.
[00:04:20]  Yeah.
[00:04:20]  Probably more.
[00:04:21]  I'm fine on her.
[00:04:22]  Countdown today's until she's 18.
[00:04:25]  I'm not waiting until she's 18.
[00:04:26]  I'll go now.
[00:04:27]  I'm 23, dog.
[00:04:28]  Like, I'm not, like, a creepy age.
[00:04:31]  Like, you know what I'm saying?
[00:04:32]  I'm 23.
[00:04:32]  No, you're not.
[00:04:33]  No, that's the law.
[00:04:35]  Yeah.
[00:04:36]  There is no limits right there.
[00:04:37]  There is no limits.
[00:04:39]  No, there is.
[00:04:47]  He's like, pedophilia is a little bit more than that.
[00:04:48]  He has them like ready to go.
[00:04:51]  I don't care.
[00:04:52]  Okay, pause for a second.
[00:04:53]  That's literally mentally the same as the last one.
[00:04:56]  Yeah, that's why I brought it up because that's the same thing.
[00:04:58]  It's like, yeah.
[00:05:00]  Excuse me.
[00:05:01]  Look at this card that says I can fuck your underage daughter.
[00:05:04]  Yeah, Axel Rose dated a 14-year-old.
[00:05:06]  Didn't mention Jerry Seinfeld, I see.
[00:05:08]  No, he did.
[00:05:09]  That's a good one.
[00:05:10]  That's a big one.
[00:05:11]  He brought her to the red card.
[00:05:12]  I know everything.
[00:05:13]  He wasn't ashamed.
[00:05:14]  Yeah, no.
[00:05:14]  Dane Cook, keeping up the legend.
[00:05:17]  Isn't that like a recent thing that he's getting like shit for?
[00:05:20]  He's getting married, I think, at the age of, at the young age of 53 or something.
[00:05:24]  Yes.
[00:05:25]  I saw his stand-up recently at the Laugh Factory and he made jokes about that.
[00:05:28]  Like digging on himself.
[00:05:30]  And I'm like, okay, but you're still.
[00:05:33]  Is that like a Louis C.K. bit too?
[00:05:34]  Where he's like, oh, it'd be weird if I jerked off in front of every female comic I brought up, right?
[00:05:40]  Men are so creepy.
[00:05:41]  And then it's like, oh, shit, he did that.
[00:05:43]  Yeah, no, he was making jokes about it.
[00:05:45]  Great stand-up set, though.
[00:05:46]  Yeah.
[00:05:47]  You liked him.
[00:05:48]  I went with Minks.
[00:05:49]  We went and saw Dane Cook.
[00:05:51]  Fantastic, fantastic.
[00:05:52]  I've never heard anyone go, I went to a Dane Cook stand-up.
[00:05:58]  Dane Cook stand-up, and it was fantastic.
[00:06:01]  Well, you're hearing it now.
[00:06:02]  That's a first for everything.
[00:06:03]  That is a verse.
[00:06:06]  What about it was good?
[00:06:07]  Let's talk about that.
[00:06:08]  So I actually didn't know he was going to be performing.
[00:06:11]  I just was invited to the Laugh Factory with a group of people.
[00:06:14]  And Ron and I are big Laugh Factory fans.
[00:06:16]  Is that where we saw Tim Allen?
[00:06:18]  That is where we saw Tim Allen.
[00:06:19]  And that's where Kramer.
[00:06:20]  He said the N-word.
[00:06:22]  I do know that.
[00:06:22]  Yes.
[00:06:23]  I hate the Laugh Factory.
[00:06:24]  No, Tim Allen said the N-word.
[00:06:25]  Oh, what?
[00:06:26]  Yeah.
[00:06:27]  Well, he said a form of it.
[00:06:29]  It rhymes with a famous river.
[00:06:32]  Right?
[00:06:33]  No.
[00:06:33]  It was...
[00:06:34]  The runaway...
[00:06:35]  No, Can I, can I...
[00:06:38]  Well, it's not live.
[00:06:40]  Do you remember exactly what he said?
[00:06:42]  Yes.
[00:06:43]  Okay.
[00:06:43]  Isn't there...
[00:06:44]  Probably bleep this.
[00:06:45]  Isn't there a river called the Tigris River?
[00:06:49]  The Tigris River?
[00:06:51]  I think.
[00:06:51]  The Tigris.
[00:06:52]  He said that with the N-word?
[00:06:54]  He did, yes.
[00:06:55]  He was hammered, dude.
[00:06:56]  And we went, and it was just conservative stand-up, and the crowd was packed, and they were eating it up.
[00:07:02]  I hate the laugh factory.
[00:07:03]  He was hammered on stage.
[00:07:05]  He was like almost blackout drunk.
[00:07:07]  Do you have a bad experience at the Laugh Factory?
[00:07:09]  I just don't.
[00:07:10]  I mean, I don't know.
[00:07:11]  I just don't like it.
[00:07:12]  I've always been a comedy store fan.
[00:07:14]  I don't know why I ride for them so hard, but I think it's just overall better stand-ups.
[00:07:18]  Isn't that Joe Rogan's place?
[00:07:20]  The comic book?
[00:07:20]  He does love the comedy.
[00:07:21]  He loves there and improv.
[00:07:23]  Okay.
[00:07:23]  The improv.
[00:07:25]  Oh, yeah.
[00:07:26]  We've been to the improv.
[00:07:27]  That's where we met.
[00:07:28]  I didn't mean him, but we bumped into Nick Swartzen.
[00:07:33]  Also, very.
[00:07:34]  Big name drop episode, by the way.
[00:07:35]  Yeah.
[00:07:36]  I love that.
[00:07:36]  I know people.
[00:07:37]  Yeah, let's talk.
[00:07:38]  Yeah, let's talk more about all the cool people that you guys met, including, but not limited to, someone you worked with that I don't know anything about.
[00:07:47]  We have an NDA.
[00:07:48]  We can't.
[00:07:48]  Marketplayer?
[00:07:49]  Richard Spencer.
[00:07:51]  Let's talk about it.
[00:07:53]  He's misunderstood.
[00:07:54]  Yeah.
[00:07:55]  My Louianopoulos.
[00:07:57]  No.
[00:07:57]  Markiplier.
[00:07:59]  Yeah.
[00:07:59]  What was that like?
[00:08:00]  So give me your background.
[00:08:01]  Give me everything.
[00:08:02]  Because some people are not going to know.
[00:08:03]  You want it all.
[00:08:04]  I want bear it all.
[00:08:05]  We're going to have some san heads watching saying, who the hell are these guys?
[00:08:09]  Who are these guys?
[00:08:10]  These funny guys.
[00:08:11]  Before Matt came into the story, I met Mark because I lived in South Carolina and was doing a sketch comedy thing with my friend Daniel at the time.
[00:08:19]  And then we sent out an email when Mark had 50,000 subs.
[00:08:24]  It was just like, hey, do you want to do a video?
[00:08:26]  He's like, everyone just asked me to play games.
[00:08:28]  No one's asked me to do a sketch before.
[00:08:30]  So he respected us for that.
[00:08:32]  And he said yes.
[00:08:33]  And then we just started collaborating.
[00:08:35]  You guys found Mark before he blew up.
[00:08:38]  He was blowing up.
[00:08:40]  He was like, at the time, he was in that rise.
[00:08:45]  And we had 50 subscribers, I think, at the time.
[00:08:48]  Yeah.
[00:08:48]  And then he drove from Ohio to South Carolina to make a video with you guys, right?
[00:08:52]  To like collaborate and stuff.
[00:08:53]  And so we had a fun little powwow friendship.
[00:08:57]  He bought me and my friend alcohol when we were underage, got us drunk up in my bedroom, made some fun videos.
[00:09:06]  And then we eventually moved out to LA because he did just to edit and like work for him.
[00:09:13]  Matt visits and we pitched the idea to Mark.
[00:09:18]  It would be great if you had a dedicated Let's Play editor.
[00:09:22]  Yeah, so I was working at Chick-fil-A.
[00:09:25]  Big Christian.
[00:09:26]  On brand.
[00:09:27]  Go on.
[00:09:28]  I know.
[00:09:28]  I saw a tweet the other day.
[00:09:29]  I was like, man, everyone that works at Chick-fil-A is a fucking dork.
[00:09:32]  And so many people sent it to me.
[00:09:33]  I still have dreams all the time about it.
[00:09:34]  But basically, he was doing, he had a sketch comedy channel, Cyndigo, with our friend Daniel.
[00:09:39]  And he was working with Mark.
[00:09:41]  And we had a mutual friend, while I was at college, show me their channel.
[00:09:45]  And she was like, oh, they're from South Carolina too.
[00:09:46]  And I was like, no way.
[00:09:48]  So I think I got in touch with you guys somehow.
[00:09:51]  You're more close with Daniel.
[00:09:53]  Yeah, I got in touch with Daniel.
[00:09:54]  And then he saw the channel and he was like, well, what if you flew out to LA and we made some videos?
[00:09:58]  Because Matt would just send me Photoshop pictures of like my family members and porn ads like before I knew him.
[00:10:03]  That's how I was trying to break the ice.
[00:10:05]  It was like a picture of Ryan and his stepdad.
[00:10:07]  For real?
[00:10:08]  Yeah.
[00:10:08]  Yeah.
[00:10:09]  One was my grandmother, who I love very much.
[00:10:12]  How does that imply that you don't love her?
[00:10:14]  In fact, that implies that you love her.
[00:10:16]  It was more implying that it was a deep cut.
[00:10:20]  Yeah, we hadn't really spoken.
[00:10:22]  That says more about you that you're still friends with him.
[00:10:25]  That worked.
[00:10:26]  Well, also the first time we met, he took a blowtorch lighter to my arm.
[00:10:30]  That wasn't the first time we met.
[00:10:32]  That was within the first month.
[00:10:34]  Okay.
[00:10:34]  We were at a smoke shop and there was a blowtorch and I was like, testing it.
[00:10:37]  I just kind of did it on his arm and it just was looking for something to test it on.
[00:10:40]  My arm, I guess, was 19.
[00:10:42]  Did you have a scar?
[00:10:44]  No, thank God.
[00:10:45]  Okay.
[00:10:46]  It wasn't that big.
[00:10:47]  We didn't know each other that well.
[00:10:48]  And he was like, dude, what the fuck?
[00:10:49]  Well, it surprised me because I'm like looking at some weed paraphernalia.
[00:10:54]  Then just it scared me.
[00:10:56]  And I looked and he was just like, oh, oops.
[00:10:58]  I remember your reaction.
[00:10:59]  I was genuinely like, oh, fuck, I pissed him off.
[00:11:02]  But basically, yeah, I just would like take a picture of him and his grandma and then just replace like the picture in one of those like porn ads on the side of A website and but you know something stupid to break the gaps and gaffs.
[00:11:13]  Yeah, there's a couple gaffs and he didn't.
[00:11:15]  How did that play out in your mind?
[00:11:17]  You were like, he's gonna be like, haha, remember when you put my grandma on a porn ad?
[00:11:22]  See, that's how I was, that's that's that's usually how you made friends.
[00:11:25]  Yeah, so I was like, this has never failed, and it did.
[00:11:29]  But then we got on like a Skype call and then I booked a ticket and I flew out and then uh we hung up.
[00:11:35]  He's like, that's a great porn ad.
[00:11:36]  Fly out to Los Angeles right now.
[00:11:39]  I need more of this.
[00:11:40]  But basically then we just started shooting videos together and during that time I met the Markiplier, the one and only.
[00:11:47]  Is it weird that I don't know anything about him?
[00:11:49]  Like and have never watched him.
[00:11:50]  You know what type of content he does.
[00:11:52]  No.
[00:11:52]  I think it's sad.
[00:11:53]  I've never watched a single Markiplier.
[00:11:55]  He's never popped up in your recommended.
[00:11:57]  Never.
[00:11:58]  Well, I don't even, I don't even look at YouTube that much, though, unless I'm on stream.
[00:12:02]  Okay.
[00:12:02]  And my YouTube recommended is just fundamentally broken because of all the weird shit I look at on YouTube.
[00:12:08]  It's just like so far removed from like normie content that you see on YouTube.
[00:12:12]  Like I rarely ever have Mr. Beast videos recommended, or if at all, only when a friend of mine is in a video, you know what I mean?
[00:12:19]  I feel bad for you.
[00:12:20]  I know Mr. Beast, by the way.
[00:12:21]  Just like if we're flexing.
[00:12:21]  You know Mr. Beast?
[00:12:22]  Yeah, if we're flexing, like I just, I got that.
[00:12:25]  I knew you guys.
[00:12:25]  Well, he's from North Carolina.
[00:12:27]  Yeah.
[00:12:28]  Well, they're kind of like.
[00:12:30]  Hey, we know Carl Jacobs actually Jack Septicai.
[00:12:32]  Yeah.
[00:12:33]  Okay, cool.
[00:12:33]  Whatever.
[00:12:34]  I was supposed to go get dinner with him.
[00:12:35]  He's talked to Ryan Reynolds, who's owner of Mint Mobile.
[00:12:37]  Who sponsors our podcast?
[00:12:39]  I have no wait, what Mint Mogul?
[00:12:41]  Mint Mobile.
[00:12:42]  Oh, Mint.
[00:12:43]  Ryan Reynolds owns Mint Mobile?
[00:12:44]  Yes, or he's something.
[00:12:46]  He owns it.
[00:12:47]  Yeah.
[00:12:47]  It's like the face.
[00:12:48]  And the space person.
[00:12:49]  Yeah.
[00:12:50]  Jack Septicai, I've never met him in person.
[00:12:52]  I just have a nice guy.
[00:12:53]  I just know him over the internet.
[00:12:55]  The Game Grumps?
[00:12:56]  Yeah.
[00:12:57]  So another awkward, but I don't know anything about Game Grumps.
[00:13:01]  We worked for them for three years.
[00:13:02]  We edited thousands of Game Grumps episodes.
[00:13:05]  I have, I have, I shot the Chuckle Sandwich podcast, which shoots at their studio.
[00:13:11]  Okay.
[00:13:11]  Yep.
[00:13:12]  All the way in fucking freaking.
[00:13:14]  I don't even know.
[00:13:15]  Is that when it dox them?
[00:13:16]  Yeah, let's dox them.
[00:13:18]  Fuck it, dude.
[00:13:18]  It's very far away.
[00:13:19]  We can bleep it.
[00:13:20]  All the way in beep.
[00:13:22]  We know where we've been there.
[00:13:23]  Yeah.
[00:13:24]  We know exactly where it is.
[00:13:25]  But then I stole a bunch of Game Grumps merch when I was there from the warehouse.
[00:13:29]  That didn't get you interested in maybe watching an episode or two.
[00:13:32]  Why?
[00:13:33]  I don't know.
[00:13:34]  That's so honest.
[00:13:35]  Have you watched Star Let's Plays?
[00:13:37]  No.
[00:13:39]  Well, I appreciate the honesty.
[00:13:40]  Wait, you guys do Let's Plays?
[00:13:42]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:13:44]  Not mainly.
[00:13:45]  We do other stuff.
[00:13:46]  No.
[00:13:46]  Well, so basically, this ties into the story.
[00:13:49]  Worked for Mark for a while.
[00:13:51]  Ended up going on our own and starting Super Mega.
[00:13:54]  We got an apartment together, started the channel.
[00:13:57]  Then shortly after, Game Grumps was like, hey, we need editors.
[00:14:00]  Do you guys want to edit our videos?
[00:14:01]  And we're like, okay, because we're making no money on Super Mega, making like 15 cents a day when we first started.
[00:14:07]  Now I'm making about 15 cents a second.
[00:14:09]  Fuck, that's awesome.
[00:14:11]  I love capitalism.
[00:14:12]  Yep.
[00:14:12]  So basically, we worked for Grumps and then, fuck, what?
[00:14:21]  Like, why did I bring this up?
[00:14:23]  And then we quit, and then just now we're still doing Super Mega.
[00:14:26]  But there was a reason I said, I said this ties into the story.
[00:14:30]  You guys connected?
[00:14:31]  You went, you were going to, I mean, I don't know.
[00:14:34]  You were living with Markiplier.
[00:14:35]  I've never watched Markiplier.
[00:14:36]  Maybe that's what you were talking about.
[00:14:38]  Never watched Game Grumps either.
[00:14:40]  You feel like a damn fool.
[00:14:41]  I fucked you up a little bit.
[00:14:42]  You remember what I was saying?
[00:14:45]  Or why I brought this up?
[00:14:47]  You brought up the Game Grumps for a specific reason.
[00:14:50]  No, it was.
[00:14:50]  I'm trying to help you.
[00:14:51]  It was something.

=== Honorable Mentions Passed (11:22) ===

[00:14:52]  Game Grumps.
[00:14:53]  It was something it was what you were saying before I jumped in.
[00:14:58]  Where you interrupted him?
[00:14:59]  Carl Jacobs is from Charleston as well.
[00:15:02]  Yeah.
[00:15:02]  Docs him.
[00:15:03]  You know, we were the two biggest YouTubers from South Carolina and then Carl Jacobs, who actually I knew before he did the YouTube stuff.
[00:15:10]  Wait, really?
[00:15:11]  Yeah.
[00:15:11]  How?
[00:15:13]  My friends.
[00:15:15]  Judo?
[00:15:16]  No, no, no, no.
[00:15:17]  My friend, he doesn't do YouTube stuff, but they were like best friends growing up.
[00:15:20]  And I would go, I was friends with his older brother, and I would go to their house to hang out and get drunk.
[00:15:25]  And Carl Jacobs would be over there hanging out with, before he did YouTube stuff.
[00:15:28]  Do you know his dad's a judo champion?
[00:15:31]  Really?
[00:15:31]  Yeah.
[00:15:32]  No way.
[00:15:32]  Did not know that.
[00:15:33]  National champion.
[00:15:34]  Judo champion, superstar.
[00:15:37]  What's Carl Jacobs kid going to be?
[00:15:39]  He dethroned us, though, is the most popular YouTubers from South Carolina.
[00:15:42]  So I'm not, I don't have a chip on my shoulder about it, but.
[00:15:45]  Okay.
[00:15:46]  Well, next time he's around, I'm going to bring this up to him.
[00:15:49]  Please.
[00:15:49]  How fucking dare you?
[00:15:50]  Please.
[00:15:51]  Messed up.
[00:15:51]  Just go, Matt Who?
[00:15:52]  Can we cancel him?
[00:15:54]  Can we do something just so we can reclaim our absolutely.
[00:15:57]  I'm on board.
[00:15:58]  I will do that for you guys.
[00:15:59]  Cancel Carl Jacobs.
[00:16:00]  Even though I do love Carl, but fuck him.
[00:16:02]  Thank you.
[00:16:02]  It's over.
[00:16:03]  Ride or die.
[00:16:04]  Okay, so you guys make some political commentary, some political jokes.
[00:16:09]  Let's talk about it.
[00:16:10]  Sure, yeah.
[00:16:11]  All right.
[00:16:11]  So 2016 era, you're already at this point, you're still, you're a Game Grumps in 2016.
[00:16:17]  2016, we...
[00:16:18]  We started 2017 at Game Grumps.
[00:16:21]  That's right.
[00:16:21]  Okay.
[00:16:22]  No, we started 2016.
[00:16:24]  Yeah.
[00:16:24]  With Super Mega.
[00:16:25]  Yeah, but then we started Game Grumps in 2016 as well.
[00:16:29]  Later in the summer, yeah.
[00:16:30]  How would you describe your commentary or your political leanings?
[00:16:36]  So it's kind of like, you know, moved around a little bit over the years just because I guess it's like going through your 20s, you just kind of...
[00:16:44]  Like my early 20s, I would say like still politically, I've remained more left-leaning, but I think like in personality, definitely my early 20s, I would come across probably more right-leaning or just right-adjacent or something.
[00:16:58]  Yeah.
[00:16:58]  Because we were doing a lot of edgy comedy.
[00:16:59]  And well, there was a big period we were like those guys that were like, yeah, we're not afraid to say it.
[00:17:04]  And the SJWs.
[00:17:05]  Yeah, that was the big one.
[00:17:06]  SJWs.
[00:17:07]  But that's like, I feel like that was everyone on YouTube at a certain point.
[00:17:11]  If somebody passed.
[00:17:12]  Except for, you know, I was working at the Young Turks at the time.
[00:17:15]  So everyone was like, oh, these guys are the pussy SJWs.
[00:17:18]  We were the guys that everyone was pointing.
[00:17:19]  You guys are pointing to and being like, those guys fucking suck.
[00:17:22]  Probably.
[00:17:22]  Oh, I made a song about SJWs.
[00:17:24]  You did?
[00:17:25]  It's not on YouTube.
[00:17:26]  Fuck.
[00:17:27]  That's because it's very.
[00:17:29]  Is it not?
[00:17:30]  No, I took it down.
[00:17:30]  Did it not get re-uploaded?
[00:17:32]  Yeah, it probably did, but I just.
[00:17:34]  No, I know.
[00:17:36]  I look at it and I just cringe.
[00:17:38]  That's what it makes.
[00:17:38]  It's really bad.
[00:17:39]  It's not even that it's necessarily like...
[00:17:41]  It's offensive.
[00:17:42]  It's pretty offensive.
[00:17:43]  Yeah, it is.
[00:17:44]  I'm remembering now, actually.
[00:17:45]  We don't need to pull it up.
[00:17:47]  I was 19.
[00:17:48]  I was.
[00:17:48]  I would have brought it up.
[00:17:49]  Yeah, you brought it up.
[00:17:50]  No, no.
[00:17:50]  Okay.
[00:17:51]  Let's just bleep it out.
[00:17:53]  No, but yeah, we were pretty like anti-SJW.
[00:17:56]  And then now, you know, it's kind of, it's...
[00:17:58]  You love the SJWs.
[00:17:59]  I love SJWs as one myself.
[00:18:01]  No, but now we're, I would say, very left-leaning.
[00:18:04]  We've always been left-leaning, but I would say there was a point where the left was affecting was affecting YouTube.
[00:18:14]  And now we're essentially leftists.
[00:18:17]  Who was the worst right-wing commentator that you watched on YouTube?
[00:18:22]  Sargon of Akkad.
[00:18:24]  I remember there was a phase, like, probably where I would watch Sargon.
[00:18:31]  I would watch.
[00:18:32]  I watched The Amazing Atheist back in the day.
[00:18:35]  Isn't he like, I mean, I don't know too much about those guys, but like, wasn't he like also, didn't he make a heel turn?
[00:18:41]  He was like, he's like kind of leftist as well.
[00:18:43]  I can't remember.
[00:18:43]  Or I think he is now.
[00:18:44]  A lot of people have.
[00:18:45]  He got in trouble for like not in trouble, but he stuck a bunch of things up his ass.
[00:18:50]  I do remember that.
[00:18:51]  I remember seeing the, and it got leaked or something.
[00:18:52]  That was another era of you.
[00:18:54]  Keemstar did that.
[00:18:55]  Keemstar did that?
[00:18:56]  Didn't he like didn't he like go up to a tailpipe or something of a car?
[00:19:00]  Or was that fake?
[00:19:01]  No, no.
[00:19:03]  No, there's this guy that looks like Keemstar and there's videos of him like there's one where there's like a big dildo on a railroad track and he he's like dressed except with no pants and he's like riding it.
[00:19:12]  That's not Keemstar.
[00:19:13]  No, no.
[00:19:14]  And there's one where there's one where the dildo's on the back of a car and he's like looking at the camera doing that.
[00:19:18]  And if you tweet that at Keemstar, he instantly blocks you.
[00:19:21]  He's already, he's blocked me a long time.
[00:19:23]  So he blocked me and then unblocked me because I ratioed him so hard that I think he like broke up with his girlfriend.
[00:19:34]  Most people can ratio Keemstar.
[00:19:36]  It's really easy to ratio Keemstar.
[00:19:38]  He has like no fan base.
[00:19:40]  It's a very strange thing that it's just he's been he's this media demon that's been able to survive everything.
[00:19:46]  Everything.
[00:19:46]  And like multiple times been banned off YouTube.
[00:19:49]  Still has sponsorships like everything.
[00:19:51]  And he doesn't like, I don't know if he, I've never met a Keemstar fan.
[00:19:54]  Everyone knows who he is and he's an entertaining guy to watch.
[00:19:59]  His show is.
[00:20:00]  You're a fan.
[00:20:01]  You're a drama alert head.
[00:20:02]  Maybe I'm a fan.
[00:20:03]  What the fuck?
[00:20:04]  You are the Keemstar fan.
[00:20:05]  I don't watch Drama Alert anymore, but it's like, I mean, there is an entertaining aspect to Keemstar, and that's why people keep up with him because he's like, he wants to piss people off because it gets clicks.
[00:20:16]  Yeah.
[00:20:16]  Well, I mean, we were introduced to him also.
[00:20:18]  And like, he was reporting on one of our friends passed away and he reported on it.
[00:20:23]  And then right after reporting on it, he was like, and just remember, we're almost at like 500,000 subscribers.
[00:20:30]  Like, goes straight.
[00:20:31]  And that's how we found Keemstar was when he reported on our friend's death.
[00:20:34]  That's wild.
[00:20:35]  But he made the crux of the story not about our friend's death, but about how Mark Applier is taking a short hiatus because of our friend's death.
[00:20:44]  And he knows how to get the clicks.
[00:20:46]  I was put on Watch Mojo because, well, as okay, so you know how Watch Mojo makes like a top 10 like saddest videos.
[00:20:52]  Well, they made one that was a top 10 saddest.
[00:20:54]  That's kind of dark.
[00:20:55]  It was like top 10 saddest YouTube videos or YouTube controversy or whatever the fuck.
[00:21:00]  And I'm in the honorable mentions.
[00:21:02]  Right.
[00:21:02]  Because basically.
[00:21:03]  Wait, that's even worse.
[00:21:05]  No, he is.
[00:21:06]  You weren't sad enough?
[00:21:09]  Mark was in for the same thing that happened because our friend passed away.
[00:21:14]  And so they gave me the honorable mention, but they gave Mark an actual spot on the list for the same amount of time.
[00:21:19]  Right.
[00:21:20]  Because basically, like, without going into it too much, like, our friend passed away in 2015 and he worked with us with Mark as well.
[00:21:28]  And, you know, he was part of the sketch.
[00:21:30]  He was with Cyndigo.
[00:21:31]  He was the one that.
[00:21:31]  So when he passed away, so Ryan had to announce that, you know, the channel wouldn't be continuing.
[00:21:35]  And he made a video, a very like teary, just very real video.
[00:21:41]  Like, no dramatics or anything.
[00:21:43]  Just...
[00:21:43]  I recorded with like my MacBook.
[00:21:45]  I just went on the photo booth app, probably.
[00:21:47]  And Mark also did, did a very teary video talking about it.
[00:21:52]  And Mark's got in there, but Ryan's at the end.
[00:21:55]  They took the video down, actually, because Ryan called it out.
[00:21:57]  But there's just a screenshot where it says Ryan's sitting on his couch with tears in his eyes.
[00:22:02]  And just at the bottom has the watch mojo logo and says honorable mention.
[00:22:05]  I can find it real quick.
[00:22:06]  I bet you.
[00:22:07]  They took the video down.
[00:22:09]  Just giving an honorable mention.
[00:22:10]  It's like, guys, my friend died.
[00:22:12]  I mean, just the fact that you made a top 10 saddest YouTube videos alone is just deranged.
[00:22:17]  Okay.
[00:22:18]  Oh, man.
[00:22:19]  I love that.
[00:22:20]  That's fuck.
[00:22:21]  You ruined their company with that, Ryan.
[00:22:23]  Well, it's still on their website, right?
[00:22:26]  Is it?
[00:22:26]  Because they took it down from the YouTube channel because I made a meme about it on Twitter.
[00:22:30]  He just posted the screenshot.
[00:22:32]  I was like, that's appropriate.
[00:22:34]  Thanks, guys.
[00:22:35]  That's wild.
[00:22:38]  Now I kind of want to watch the video, but it's fucked up.
[00:22:40]  Let's not do it.
[00:22:40]  Never mind.
[00:22:41]  Let's pull it up.
[00:22:44]  Yeah, let's pull that.
[00:22:45]  Let's pull that traumatic.
[00:22:46]  No, don't pull it up.
[00:22:48]  I was just.
[00:22:48]  He was going for it.
[00:22:49]  He's like, Marsh was like, that's content.
[00:22:51]  Let's do it.
[00:22:52]  I'll get the clicks.
[00:22:54]  Would you give him an honorable mention?
[00:22:55]  What?
[00:22:55]  I would make you the number one.
[00:22:58]  I have.
[00:22:59]  Redemption arc.
[00:23:00]  Yeah, there you go.
[00:23:01]  I have no, I don't know.
[00:23:02]  I can't even think of like what I would consider to be like a really sad video I've watched on YouTube.
[00:23:06]  I wish I was more in tune.
[00:23:08]  I got a screencast there.
[00:23:09]  That's a great screenshot.
[00:23:11]  Oh my God.
[00:23:12]  Well, you had to glow up.
[00:23:13]  Thank you.
[00:23:14]  That's what I did, right?
[00:23:15]  You kind of look.
[00:23:16]  Oh, you were doing that thing where you just didn't grow your mustache.
[00:23:19]  Yeah.
[00:23:19]  Well, I had trouble for a bit just actually being able to.
[00:23:23]  See that?
[00:23:24]  I had a chin strap for a good day.
[00:23:25]  You did the classic.
[00:23:26]  Wait, which camera should I show this to?
[00:23:27]  That one?
[00:23:28]  You had the classic.
[00:23:30]  You can't even tell probably from here, but you had the classic, like, I can't grow a mustache, so I'm just going to grow the chin strap.
[00:23:37]  Probably being roasted for this video.
[00:23:38]  And I mean, this is why I got a video about my friend's death.
[00:23:41]  He's grieving right here.
[00:23:42]  Why are you just roasting his facial hair?
[00:23:45]  This is why I got the honorable mention, dog.
[00:23:48]  Yeah, honestly, Ryan, if I had a better face, if you'd grown it out, you might have been like, yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
[00:23:53]  I can't grow facial hair, so I mean, I'm 26 and I can't.
[00:23:56]  That's not true.
[00:23:56]  I can see the stubble.
[00:23:58]  You try to grow it out, and every time you get it to a good point, you shave it before I can see it and applaud you because I'm the only one that supports it.
[00:24:05]  Yeah, well, that's why I shave it.
[00:24:06]  I support it.
[00:24:07]  Thank you.
[00:24:07]  I'm on board.
[00:24:08]  You can put Rogan.
[00:24:09]  Did you know that?
[00:24:10]  Yeah, but it takes months.
[00:24:10]  I have put Rogan on before.
[00:24:12]  You have?
[00:24:12]  I have.
[00:24:14]  Are you going to full out a photo right now?
[00:24:15]  Yeah.
[00:24:15]  Show me your facial hair.
[00:24:17]  Yeah, check this out.
[00:24:17]  Okay, I'm on board.
[00:24:19]  I like it.
[00:24:20]  Maybe you'll take the weight off of it.
[00:24:22]  I'm in there.
[00:24:22]  What's going on?
[00:24:24]  Here we go.
[00:24:26]  I do not have them on Discord.
[00:24:27]  That's the best I can do.
[00:24:29]  God damn.
[00:24:30]  It's just, it's really fair, but I can die.
[00:24:33]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:24:34]  Me at the airport.
[00:24:37]  There you go.
[00:24:39]  Ryan, this is the best.
[00:24:41]  You didn't want to go in on his facial hair situation?
[00:24:45]  No, I feel like I'm not.
[00:24:45]  I mean, mine's mine.
[00:24:48]  He's like, oh, it's a solid.
[00:24:50]  No.
[00:24:52]  You got Al from Al's Toy Barn goatee going on.
[00:24:57]  What's up with your face?
[00:24:58]  I look like I. Why are you doing that face?
[00:25:00]  It's like a car, like an anime.
[00:25:01]  I work at an animation studio.
[00:25:02]  You're like, oh no.
[00:25:04]  No, I was at the airport and I was really tired.
[00:25:06]  And I was like, I'm looking kind of sexy in this.
[00:25:10]  That was the vibe from your face.
[00:25:13]  I was also drunk.
[00:25:14]  I was at the airport.
[00:25:16]  Really, the only thing to do at the airport is get drunk.
[00:25:18]  True.
[00:25:19]  Miss your flight.
[00:25:20]  I didn't miss my flight that time, though.
[00:25:21]  I can't take it.
[00:25:22]  Muhammad Altai would have a different opinion on what you could do at the airport.
[00:25:26]  Well, I'm not him.
[00:25:27]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:25:28]  Not many are.
[00:25:30]  Okay.
[00:25:31]  We might have to cut that, actually.
[00:25:32]  Okay.
[00:25:35]  I should stop making 9-11 jokes on August.
[00:25:38]  Yeah, well, that's the last time I got canceled.
[00:25:40]  Yeah, we could talk about 9-11 on our podcast.
[00:25:42]  Okay, perfect.
[00:25:43]  I get canceled every August.
[00:25:46]  Last August, I bought a house.
[00:25:49]  The house that you're in right now.
[00:25:51]  The $700 million mansion.
[00:25:54]  Nice.
[00:25:55]  Yeah.
[00:25:56]  We're here in the socialist mansion.
[00:25:58]  Yeah.
[00:25:58]  We're here in the one that...
[00:25:59]  Did Fox News get mad about it?
[00:26:01]  Fox News, it was more so like it was more so like Twitter outrage that Fox, even Fox News was like, isn't this crazy?
[00:26:08]  Look at these leftists being crazy at one of the other lefties.
[00:26:11]  Ben Shapiro was really mad about it, though.
[00:26:14]  Was mad that you had a...

=== The $700 Million Mansion (08:42) ===

[00:26:15]  Yeah, he was like, haha, grifter.
[00:26:16]  We got him.
[00:26:17]  How much is his house?
[00:26:18]  His house is probably like $8 million.
[00:26:19]  Oh, dude, for sure.
[00:26:21]  But, of course, he's right-wing.
[00:26:23]  Yeah.
[00:26:24]  Capitalism's awesome.
[00:26:25]  Yeah.
[00:26:26]  We just rent.
[00:26:28]  Yeah.
[00:26:28]  Broke boys.
[00:26:32]  I like to support landlords.
[00:26:33]  Yeah.
[00:26:34]  My landlord's actually really tight.
[00:26:35]  Really?
[00:26:36]  Yeah.
[00:26:36]  It's Markiplier.
[00:26:39]  Gives me a good deal.
[00:26:40]  Yeah.
[00:26:41]  Yeah.
[00:26:41]  That's cool.
[00:26:44]  The reason why I originally brought up Markiplier is because they constantly fucking say, I don't even think I look like him.
[00:26:49]  I think he's like a good-looking dude, but I don't think I look like him.
[00:26:53]  But people will always be like, Markipliers, if Hassan was good, and it'll always be like some random fucking account and it like pops off.
[00:27:01]  Everyone is like, who's a Markiplier fan, either who doesn't know who I am or fucking hates me, will be like, yeah, you're right.
[00:27:06]  Markiplier is such a good leftist.
[00:27:09]  Passan isn't.
[00:27:10]  And I'm like, dude, this guy's like a quadrillionaire.
[00:27:13]  Like, what do you mean?
[00:27:15]  Like, anyway.
[00:27:16]  It's probably because you're both just hunks, honestly.
[00:27:21]  A couple of hung hunks.
[00:27:22]  Thank you.
[00:27:24]  We don't know about you.
[00:27:24]  We know about him.
[00:27:25]  Yeah, he does have a big, dude.
[00:27:27]  I feel at this point, he's like.
[00:27:29]  Every podcast they go on, they talk about me and they bring up how big my penis is.
[00:27:32]  Is that what he said?
[00:27:33]  I'm tired of it.
[00:27:34]  Is that what he sounds like?
[00:27:35]  He's famous for his voice, yeah.
[00:27:37]  Oh, it's like, it's like this.
[00:27:39]  It's really...
[00:27:40]  He's got a girthy voice.
[00:27:41]  Hello, everybody.
[00:27:42]  My name is Markiplier.
[00:27:43]  What about his penis?
[00:27:44]  It's girthy?
[00:27:45]  Yeah.
[00:27:45]  God damn it.
[00:27:47]  We never saw the flesh of it, but we had...
[00:27:49]  He was getting out of the pool once and Ryan and I. That's what it looks like, flaccid.
[00:27:53]  He might have been erect.
[00:27:53]  I don't know.
[00:27:54]  Maybe because he was swimming with us.
[00:27:55]  I'm not sure.
[00:27:56]  Still even then.
[00:27:57]  His shit was regardless.
[00:27:59]  It's a sound.
[00:27:59]  Sometimes you get hard.
[00:28:00]  Sometimes you get hard when you're swimming with the boys.
[00:28:02]  It happens, man.
[00:28:03]  Yeah.
[00:28:04]  It's not.
[00:28:04]  Swim past the pool jet by accident?
[00:28:06]  Whoops.
[00:28:06]  Yeah.
[00:28:07]  No, for sure.
[00:28:08]  Oh, my God.
[00:28:08]  When I was younger.
[00:28:10]  That's not even.
[00:28:11]  I think everyone has the exact same story.
[00:28:12]  Yeah.
[00:28:13]  That's like you just unlocked a memory, a core memory that I had shut off in my brain.
[00:28:17]  Disney World's Polynesian Resort.
[00:28:20]  That's where you got your rocks off.
[00:28:22]  Public pool?
[00:28:23]  Okay.
[00:28:23]  Kind of.
[00:28:24]  I was a kid.
[00:28:25]  No, it's very public pool.
[00:28:26]  Yeah.
[00:28:26]  It's like a mini water part.
[00:28:28]  I was a kid.
[00:28:28]  I didn't get my rocks off.
[00:28:29]  I just, I was like, oh, you get a little.
[00:28:31]  Yeah, you're like, whoa, what's this about?
[00:28:32]  Family Guy even has a joke about it where Stewie does it.
[00:28:34]  That's how you know it's not weird.
[00:28:36]  It's mainstream.
[00:28:36]  Yeah.
[00:28:36]  No.
[00:28:37]  Did you ever have that pool experience?
[00:28:39]  Then tell us your pool experience.
[00:28:40]  You know what I'm talking about?
[00:28:41]  Are you talking about when the jet hits your pee-pee?
[00:28:43]  Yes.
[00:28:44]  Yeah.
[00:28:44]  When you're like holding on to the front of the pool.
[00:28:46]  And you're trying to play it cool.
[00:28:48]  You know.
[00:28:48]  You're just chilling.
[00:28:48]  Like, I'm just taking a bath right now.
[00:28:51]  Yeah.
[00:28:51]  Suspiciously right near the cool.
[00:28:54]  It'd probably work as a good bidet, honestly.
[00:28:57]  Yeah.
[00:28:58]  What is it?
[00:28:58]  Oh, I just took a shit.
[00:28:59]  Let me go jump in the pool and use my jet to clean my asshole.
[00:29:03]  Yeah.
[00:29:04]  I feel that.
[00:29:05]  That's, you know.
[00:29:06]  Do you have any of those jets in your $20 million pool?
[00:29:08]  I do have jets in my pool.
[00:29:10]  You have a jet?
[00:29:11]  Private jet?
[00:29:12]  I saw you on it with David Dobrik.
[00:29:14]  Multiple.
[00:29:14]  Okay, I told you about that.
[00:29:15]  No, I saw it.
[00:29:16]  I told you about that.
[00:29:17]  I wanted you to keep it private as we talked about it on stream.
[00:29:21]  But yeah, I did do that.
[00:29:23]  I went on a private jet with them.
[00:29:26]  That was the experience.
[00:29:27]  Was it like a party atmosphere?
[00:29:29]  No, not really.
[00:29:30]  I think it was everyone was tired from Coachella.
[00:29:33]  I never understood.
[00:29:34]  The thing I never understood, and he might be like a really nice guy, so I don't know.
[00:29:38]  But like, I was really taken aback by the fact that there was like these young, you know, my age or a little bit younger dudes there.
[00:29:46]  And then there was just like one guy who's like 45-year-old.
[00:29:50]  Like, he's like a Jeff.
[00:29:51]  Jeff Wittis?
[00:29:52]  No, no.
[00:29:53]  What's his name?
[00:29:54]  Jeff's a homie.
[00:29:55]  I'm thinking of some other dude from Vaughn.
[00:29:57]  No, no.
[00:29:57]  Jason.
[00:29:58]  Jason Nash.
[00:29:59]  Yeah.
[00:29:59]  Jason.
[00:30:00]  Yeah, that's what it is.
[00:30:01]  The J-NA.
[00:30:01]  And I was like, what's up?
[00:30:03]  This seems kind of out of place.
[00:30:05]  Like the 45-year-old dude hanging out with this.
[00:30:06]  What's going on there?
[00:30:07]  When I'm 45, I hope to be hanging out with young influencers and reliving my 20s.
[00:30:11]  When he was on Vine, there was like when I first saw him, I thought that he just had like a disease that made him look older.
[00:30:16]  He was like the same age as everyone.
[00:30:18]  Because I was like, why would he be hanging out?
[00:30:20]  That's probably what I'm saying.
[00:30:21]  And that's why no one's bringing it up, right?
[00:30:23]  Like, that's what you thought.
[00:30:23]  Because no one wants to be fucked up about it.
[00:30:26]  You know, if he has something going on, that's his personal view.
[00:30:28]  No, I think he's 19.
[00:30:29]  I think he's...
[00:30:30]  No, I think he.
[00:30:33]  I think he's just like, he's older.
[00:30:35]  Wait, how old is Jason Nash?
[00:30:36]  Can you look like that?
[00:30:37]  I wish that he tried to play it off, though.
[00:30:38]  He's like, I'm 19.
[00:30:40]  What?
[00:30:40]  Yeah, I have a disease.
[00:30:42]  49?
[00:30:43]  Oh, my God.
[00:30:44]  He's about to be 50.
[00:30:45]  Dude, he was born in 1973.
[00:30:47]  He was born right after the Vietnam War ended.
[00:30:49]  He was hanging out with like 17, 19-year-olds as a 40-year-old.
[00:30:53]  Young out with 17, 19-year-olds?
[00:30:57]  17 of them.
[00:30:58]  It's better than 19, 17-year-olds.
[00:31:00]  That's true.
[00:31:01]  Unless he had the card.
[00:31:02]  That's true.
[00:31:02]  He had the card.
[00:31:03]  If he had the laminated card, that's fine.
[00:31:05]  Everyone could be like, oh, fuck.
[00:31:06]  He has a laminate card.
[00:31:07]  In place of his driver's license, yeah.
[00:31:10]  All I'm saying is Axel Rose.
[00:31:11]  I kind of, yeah, I kind of want to go back to that, actually, because that was wild.
[00:31:17]  Michael Bay did that.
[00:31:18]  Why?
[00:31:20]  I guess he felt a really strong calling to make it clear that you're allowed to have sex with a 17-year-old in a specific state.
[00:31:26]  He's like, okay, just in case something comes out, I just wanted to have this on the record.
[00:31:30]  Yeah.
[00:31:30]  Like, look at my movie, Your Honor.
[00:31:31]  Because then everyone would totally be like, oh, I know Michael Bay fucked that 17-year-old, but fuck, he put that in the movie.
[00:31:38]  He's getting Michael Bay will be in court and be like, and guess what?
[00:31:41]  He pulls out his movie and shows that.
[00:31:44]  Yeah, that's just like the Transformers movie.
[00:31:47]  Got like plastic laminated ones, like official findings.
[00:31:50]  Got a gold plated on his head.
[00:31:51]  Because that's so specific when you do that in a movie.
[00:31:54]  It just reminds me of Zelda or any other Japanese shows where they will be like, this person, don't be fooled, is exactly 17.
[00:32:06]  And I'm like, why did you have to do that?
[00:32:08]  You drew this person.
[00:32:09]  You could have said that they're 19.
[00:32:11]  Nothing would change from the narration or the storyline if the person is 19 instead of 17.
[00:32:17]  But they're like, 17.
[00:32:19]  I watched Tangled last night.
[00:32:21]  And Tangled?
[00:32:23]  Well, they make it very clear that she's 17, but she's about to turn 18.
[00:32:27]  They have a lot of feet in that movie.
[00:32:29]  I noticed that.
[00:32:30]  Dan Schneider?
[00:32:31]  No, he didn't have any part in Tangled.
[00:32:34]  That was Michael.
[00:32:35]  No, not Michael.
[00:32:36]  John Lashley.
[00:32:36]  Michael Bay.
[00:32:37]  Michael Bay did Tangled.
[00:32:39]  No, Dan Schneider, though.
[00:32:40]  I've been trying to buy Jeanette McCurdy's book because I want to read it.
[00:32:43]  But every time I go to Barnes and Noble, they don't have it.
[00:32:45]  What is it?
[00:32:45]  Like sold out?
[00:32:46]  Yeah.
[00:32:47]  You got to be able to buy it online or something.
[00:32:49]  I didn't get the audio.
[00:32:50]  I want to support local stores.
[00:32:52]  I'm going to Barnes and Noble.
[00:32:53]  The most shocking part about that is that you read books.
[00:32:56]  That's.
[00:32:57]  I haven't read a book in.
[00:32:58]  I was about to say, are you?
[00:32:59]  Well, no, we've read our own book.
[00:33:01]  Yeah, we wrote a book.
[00:33:03]  We had to read it like legit like eight or nine times.
[00:33:06]  During the audiobook process?
[00:33:07]  No, during the editing process.
[00:33:10]  So it would be like we get to the office, like, all right, let's read our book again.
[00:33:13]  All like 180 pages.
[00:33:15]  Just sit down and fine-tune it, really make it a work of art.
[00:33:18]  Yeah, it's a lot of Italiophobia in there, I heard a lot.
[00:33:21]  Yeah.
[00:33:21]  And a lot of basically the premise is that Bin Laden actually never died.
[00:33:27]  Oh, oh, okay.
[00:33:30]  There's a lie that the Obama administration came up with to win re-election, but basically.
[00:33:34]  So it was a book about truths.
[00:33:35]  Okay, God.
[00:33:35]  Yes.
[00:33:35]  And then basically him and his al-Qaeda goons end up kidnapping an elite team of SEALs, Navy SEALs, and recruited to go save them.
[00:33:47]  Did you know that those guys, I mean, was Robert O'Neill, aka Mick Bouya on Twitter who fucking weirdly follows me.
[00:33:55]  I don't know why.
[00:33:56]  Is he the SEAL that killed you some of them?
[00:33:58]  Okay.
[00:33:58]  Really?
[00:33:59]  Yeah.
[00:33:59]  The man that pulled the trigger and killed Osama bin Laden follows you on Twitter.
[00:34:02]  Technically, yes, but technically he lied.
[00:34:04]  A lot of those Navy SEAL books are all just full of lies.
[00:34:08]  It's like famously they lie about all the shit that they didn't actually do.
[00:34:11]  There's one lone survivor I remember.
[00:34:14]  That's a lie too.
[00:34:15]  It's Mark Wahlberg.
[00:34:16]  He did that.
[00:34:17]  Yeah.
[00:34:17]  No, yeah.
[00:34:18]  Mark Wahlberg actually did that just to recreate it.
[00:34:22]  If I had been there, things would have been a lot different.
[00:34:23]  Are you talking about it?
[00:34:24]  He's fighting in Afghanistan.
[00:34:25]  Yeah.
[00:34:25]  But also in that situation.
[00:34:27]  Because he did say that about 9-11.
[00:34:29]  Yes, he did.
[00:34:29]  Famous.
[00:34:29]  If the terrorists were Asian, he would have probably stopped it a lot quickly.
[00:34:32]  Oh, 100%.
[00:34:33]  For Vietnamese?
[00:34:34]  Yeah.
[00:34:34]  Yeah.
[00:34:34]  100%.
[00:34:35]  He's like the natural predator.
[00:34:36]  That's why.
[00:34:37]  Like, he's an Asian person.
[00:34:39]  He just pops off.
[00:34:40]  Remember when.
[00:34:41]  Which is weird that they prosecuted him for that, actually.
[00:34:44]  Because, you know, he's just, that's both times.
[00:34:48]  Yeah, he had to do it.
[00:34:50]  Did they prosecute him for blinding a man in a hate drive with a big piece of plywood?
[00:34:55]  Yes, I'm pretty sure they did.

=== Adam Sandler Face Off (14:51) ===

[00:34:57]  Okay, but we're all capable of change here.
[00:34:59]  Yeah, of course.
[00:35:01]  It was different back then.
[00:35:03]  Speaking of famous people that we've seen, I used to play basketball near Brentwood, like one of the public parks there.
[00:35:10]  And he would always bring his kids to play baseball there.
[00:35:13]  Mark Wahlberg?
[00:35:14]  Yeah.
[00:35:15]  And I played basketball with Adam Sandler.
[00:35:17]  I have a funny Adam Sandler story.
[00:35:18]  No way.
[00:35:18]  Is he good at basketball?
[00:35:19]  Adam Sandler is decent at basketball.
[00:35:21]  He dresses like he plays basketball.
[00:35:23]  Yeah.
[00:35:24]  The funny Adam Sandler story was like, we were all super stoked that Adam Sandler was there because I'm like new in LA.
[00:35:29]  I'm like, wow, this is just like entourage.
[00:35:31]  You see famous people everywhere.
[00:35:33]  That was my reference point for Los Angeles Entourage.
[00:35:37]  And we're playing basketball and there's like this young kid who's like 16, 17.
[00:35:43]  And everybody knew who Adam Sandler was, but he clearly didn't.
[00:35:47]  So when we're like dabbing each other up, you're like, hey, I'm, you know, I'm a son, whatever.
[00:35:51]  We're handshaking, and he's doing it.
[00:35:54]  And then the kid walks up to him and he's like, hey, I'm Hank.
[00:35:58]  I'm just making this name up.
[00:35:59]  I don't remember.
[00:36:00]  Jank.
[00:36:01]  And he doesn't say what his name is.
[00:36:03]  And the kid's like, what's your name?
[00:36:04]  He's like, come on.
[00:36:08]  Come on, kid.
[00:36:09]  Don't do that.
[00:36:11]  He's like, straight up was like, don't do that.
[00:36:13]  Know me.
[00:36:13]  No, literally.
[00:36:14]  And I was like, I was shocked.
[00:36:16]  It was so awkward.
[00:36:16]  How do you not know Adam Sandler, though?
[00:36:18]  I mean, but like, he's 17.
[00:36:20]  Adam Sandler wasn't even doing the Netflix stuff yet.
[00:36:22]  He didn't grow up.
[00:36:23]  He didn't grow up with Billy Madison.
[00:36:25]  Yeah.
[00:36:25]  I didn't either.
[00:36:27]  Grown up.
[00:36:27]  Screaming.
[00:36:27]  Big Daddy is one of my favorite movies of his.
[00:36:30]  I've never understood Adam Sandler.
[00:36:33]  I liked Mr. Deeds.
[00:36:34]  Did you like Uncut Gems?
[00:36:36]  Oh, no, that's different.
[00:36:37]  That's new Adam.
[00:36:38]  That's the one where he has a black foot that he can like.
[00:36:42]  I think so.
[00:36:43]  In the trailer, he just puts a poker, you know, like a fireplace.
[00:36:47]  He shoves it into his foot.
[00:36:48]  Really?
[00:36:49]  But I never used to like the golf one.
[00:36:51]  Or Waterboy.
[00:36:52]  I saw that for the first time like a week ago.
[00:36:54]  Waterboy was.
[00:36:55]  How did you feel about that?
[00:36:57]  It wasn't awful.
[00:36:59]  I had a decent.
[00:37:00]  But it wasn't like fucking mind-bogglingly good.
[00:37:02]  No.
[00:37:03]  Well, a lot of people love Waterboy.
[00:37:05]  That's probably like my least favorite.
[00:37:06]  I liked it when I watched it.
[00:37:07]  And Hoobie Halloween.
[00:37:08]  I did not like Hoobie Halloween.
[00:37:10]  That's Adam Sandler?
[00:37:12]  Yeah.
[00:37:12]  So, no, sorry.
[00:37:13]  For some reason, I confused it with some recent animated Halloween movie.
[00:37:18]  No, that was his Netflix movie.
[00:37:21]  Hoobie Halloween.
[00:37:22]  Oh, yeah.
[00:37:23]  The animated one was not Halloween.
[00:37:25]  It was Christmas, no?
[00:37:26]  It was like the Jewish Christmas or something.
[00:37:28]  No, I like that.
[00:37:28]  I'm like Crazy Nights.
[00:37:29]  That movie is.
[00:37:30]  Are you talking about Hotel Transylvania being the animated movie?
[00:37:32]  Oh, dude, I didn't.
[00:37:33]  I'm just, I'm thinking of an animated Halloween movie.
[00:37:36]  All right.
[00:37:36]  I'm sorry.
[00:37:37]  I didn't mean to take you down this path and confuse you.
[00:37:39]  And I really hope that I'm easily confused.
[00:37:41]  I know.
[00:37:41]  And I'm sorry for doing that to you.
[00:37:43]  It's fine.
[00:37:44]  Want to move on?
[00:37:44]  Yeah.
[00:37:45]  So, yeah.
[00:37:45]  Andrew Tate's banned off Facebook and Instagram.
[00:37:48]  Amen.
[00:37:50]  That's right.
[00:37:50]  What do you guys think about that?
[00:37:52]  You're on YouTube.
[00:37:52]  You got to fucking be like, dude, censorship is unacceptable.
[00:37:57]  Wasn't he saying that, like, I don't know.
[00:37:59]  I hear a lot of talking points, but I'm going to be honest.
[00:38:03]  I have not watched Andrew Tate, but I have heard that he's.
[00:38:06]  And you do look like a beta soyboy.
[00:38:07]  I haven't watched Andrew Tate.
[00:38:08]  I mean, I've seen little clips, but.
[00:38:10]  You don't watch Andrew Tate.
[00:38:12]  You live it.
[00:38:14]  That's how it's supposed to be.
[00:38:15]  That's how I recently got a got some pussy because of Andrew Tate.
[00:38:19]  Fuck yeah.
[00:38:20]  That has never happened.
[00:38:22]  No, that's not true.
[00:38:22]  And it happened to me last week.
[00:38:24]  Not that you've never gotten pussy.
[00:38:25]  I'm sure you may or may not have gotten it, but no one has ever watched Andrew Tate and actually gotten laid.
[00:38:31]  I don't think.
[00:38:32]  I don't know.
[00:38:33]  Check the comments.
[00:38:34]  I don't know, Hassan.
[00:38:35]  You live here in your little, your little million dollar bubble.
[00:38:38]  Yeah.
[00:38:39]  And all you hear is your own echo.
[00:38:40]  So maybe if you tried some of the things he talked about, he's beating women.
[00:38:45]  Okay, is it true?
[00:38:46]  Choking them.
[00:38:47]  Is there someone?
[00:38:49]  I saw H3 say it.
[00:38:51]  Yes.
[00:38:52]  He's like, women deserve to be raped.
[00:38:56]  That's some of the things that he said.
[00:38:58]  Some of it.
[00:38:58]  It's not all.
[00:38:59]  He says women are property.
[00:39:00]  If he has a girlfriend and she like has the only fans, he would never let that happen.
[00:39:05]  But if he were to let that happen, then like she would have to give him, because she's his property, she would have to give him 100% of the profits.
[00:39:13]  Or maybe if he's feeling good about it, he'll give like a 2080 with 80% going on.
[00:39:18]  Different opinions.
[00:39:18]  Didn't he also backtrack and say, just kidding, this is just a matter of time.
[00:39:22]  Oh, your personality I'm putting up.
[00:39:24]  I'm putting up like a, it's me, but it's an exaggerated version of me.
[00:39:27]  Yeah, he did that when he got banned.
[00:39:29]  He went on Aiden Ross's stream yesterday, and he like basically.
[00:39:33]  Yeah, that's where you go.
[00:39:34]  What a crossover.
[00:39:35]  That's where you go when you want to let the people know.
[00:39:38]  Yeah.
[00:39:38]  I mean, he knows his target demographic.
[00:39:40]  It's all like fucking 11-year-olds.
[00:39:42]  I love when Keemstar went on that Aiden Ross stream and everyone just goes quiet.
[00:39:47]  Yeah.
[00:39:48]  That was awesome.
[00:39:49]  Can we watch that?
[00:39:50]  It's called Keemstar Kill the Vibe.
[00:39:52]  Yeah.
[00:39:52]  That was one of my favorite videos.
[00:39:54]  I love.
[00:39:54]  No, I think that.
[00:39:55]  Can we watch the Train Tracks one too?
[00:39:59]  Can we watch that?
[00:40:00]  I mean, we could.
[00:40:00]  We can do that behind the paywall.
[00:40:03]  Yeah.
[00:40:06]  We can do that behind the paywall, but we're going to, which will happen in a little bit.
[00:40:10]  Should we...
[00:40:10]  Do we have to do two?
[00:40:12]  I mean, we already have one.
[00:40:16]  There's two things.
[00:40:17]  I'm saying, like, the Choppo is already.
[00:40:21]  What do you mean?
[00:40:22]  We just throw it up whenever.
[00:40:26]  Maybe.
[00:40:28]  I don't know.
[00:40:29]  We can talk about this after.
[00:40:30]  It's rude to do that in front of guests.
[00:40:34]  Well, the way we normally talk.
[00:40:35]  Wait, before you start it, because this is going to be cut out anyway.
[00:40:37]  No, the way we normally do it is we just stream.
[00:40:41]  I mean, not stream.
[00:40:42]  We shoot an unpaywalled part of the podcast for an hour and then another like 35, 45 minutes of paywall.
[00:40:50]  Yeah, content.
[00:40:54]  Okay, we can do that.
[00:40:55]  Cool.
[00:40:56]  But we already have extra episodes that we cut.
[00:40:59]  All right.
[00:41:01]  You're in trouble.
[00:41:02]  Why?
[00:41:02]  Oh, shit.
[00:41:03]  That crypto shit.
[00:41:08]  This is edited.
[00:41:09]  They add silence.
[00:41:18]  Hey, see, get a jackstream right now, bro.
[00:41:20]  What's up, buddy?
[00:41:21]  How you doing?
[00:41:23]  You good?
[00:41:24]  I just did a podcast with Tan Amoji.
[00:41:26]  It was so raw, so real.
[00:41:31]  Jesus, bro, you scared the f.
[00:41:32]  I think you should box.
[00:41:34]  Here's why.
[00:41:35]  You have natural energy.
[00:41:37]  They see it in the stream, right?
[00:41:39]  You need that.
[00:41:40]  Like, you have natural energy.
[00:41:42]  You got energy on it.
[00:41:44]  Like, bro.
[00:41:44]  The dude sitting next to him is not a fan.
[00:41:48]  I wonder why.
[00:41:48]  I'm 39, she's 20.
[00:41:49]  I can't think of any reasons why.
[00:41:51]  Wait, wait, wait.
[00:41:51]  Go back, go back.
[00:41:52]  This part's great.
[00:41:56]  I'm 39.
[00:41:59]  I'm 39, she's 20.
[00:42:01]  So he came at me, like, on a creep or whatever.
[00:42:03]  And he was like, say that had like a little dick.
[00:42:05]  My dick didn't work and shit.
[00:42:09]  Am I right, fellas?
[00:42:14]  No, what's even worse is every presentation.
[00:42:16]  Yo, he legitimately went on his show.
[00:42:18]  This motherfucker went on his show.
[00:42:19]  He said it was on antidepressants.
[00:42:21]  And the side effects were that he didn't have feeling in his dick.
[00:42:25]  Is he talking about Ethan?
[00:42:27]  Yes.
[00:42:28]  He was trying to put that on me.
[00:42:30]  That was when they had the beef about.
[00:42:33]  I'm focusing.
[00:42:34]  The lie detected.
[00:42:35]  The hood nigga lie detected to text.
[00:42:36]  Stop the cap.
[00:42:43]  That's the best part.
[00:42:47]  Yeah, please.
[00:42:48]  Calm down.
[00:42:49]  Like, how afraid is he of.
[00:42:57]  Absolutely not.
[00:43:01]  It's just the absolute Keemstar Keemstar dresses like if you had a little toddler boy and had to dress him up for like a costume party as cool and then just like put him in like a time machine and blew him up a little bit.
[00:43:23]  Cool toddler costume.
[00:43:25]  He has the fakest beard.
[00:43:28]  Why does his beard look like that, man?
[00:43:32]  If I could grow it, I would.
[00:43:33]  No, he wouldn't.
[00:43:34]  Yeah, if I could have the gnome.
[00:43:35]  To be fair, you literally don't need to have a real beard to have it look like that.
[00:43:40]  No, it looks like a Lego piece you can pop off.
[00:43:43]  Like it looks like he gets home and he puts that one, gets like a clean one, pops it back on.
[00:43:48]  I just, I want to see him without a beard so bad.
[00:43:51]  I mean, there's photo.
[00:43:52]  Can you look up?
[00:43:52]  Someone had to face apt him or something.
[00:43:55]  No, there's Keemstar beardless photos, I think, back when he used to say the N-word all the time.
[00:43:59]  Oh, back when he had like backwards troll phase.
[00:44:04]  No, no, no, no.
[00:44:05]  There's one that's real.
[00:44:06]  The one, like, look down.
[00:44:07]  Yep, there.
[00:44:08]  There, you're on it.
[00:44:11]  Oh, my God.
[00:44:13]  Daniel Keem.
[00:44:15]  And then there's one with a beanie right under it.
[00:44:17]  Look to your right.
[00:44:18]  Where he's wearing the beanie.
[00:44:20]  Yeah.
[00:44:23]  Ah, dude.
[00:44:24]  Yeah, I get why he's doing that.
[00:44:26]  I get why he's got the beard going.
[00:44:28]  Like the eye squints.
[00:44:30]  Yeah.
[00:44:31]  That's how he gets all the 17-year-old girls.
[00:44:34]  Yeah.
[00:44:34]  Luckily, he has a laminated dog.
[00:44:36]  Dude, he's trying to roast me.
[00:44:38]  She's 20.
[00:44:39]  I'm double her age, and he's trying to roast me?
[00:44:41]  Yeah, what the fuck?
[00:44:42]  Dude, he's on antidepressants, and his dick, he does not feel in his dick.
[00:44:45]  That was a great own.
[00:44:47]  I felt the burn pretty hard.
[00:44:48]  I'm just anti-depressants.
[00:44:49]  Yeah.
[00:44:50]  Fucked up.
[00:44:51]  Well, he has a famous.
[00:44:53]  The beer thing.
[00:44:54]  Yeah.
[00:44:55]  I love that one.
[00:44:56]  Keemstar beer.
[00:44:57]  The tweet.
[00:44:57]  I quit my antidepressants after I read that tweet.
[00:45:00]  I threw them in the trash and I got myself a fucking Miller Lego.
[00:45:02]  No, no, no.
[00:45:02]  It's just a tweet.
[00:45:03]  You just look up Keemstar beer.
[00:45:06]  Antidepressants.
[00:45:07]  Or depression.
[00:45:09]  People really like the dog tweet, too.
[00:45:10]  That's one of the best tweets.
[00:45:12]  Man, mental illness isn't real.
[00:45:16]  Yep, there it is.
[00:45:19]  The drug companies invent all these illnesses so they can sell drugs to morons.
[00:45:23]  Social anxiety 100% is a fake invented illness so they can sell you drugs and make millions.
[00:45:30]  He's anti-capitalist.
[00:45:31]  Yeah, King, fucking base, dude.
[00:45:33]  Yeah, stop being weak.
[00:45:34]  Society's literally going to die if you keep this bullshit up.
[00:45:37]  Meanwhile, Keemstar, very strong.
[00:45:39]  Very mentally stable.
[00:45:41]  Yeah.
[00:45:41]  Real talk.
[00:45:42]  If you suffer from panic attacks and you're old enough to drink, the best way to stop a panic attack real quick is just have a sip of beer.
[00:45:48]  You only need like three sips.
[00:45:50]  I love the way he, the cadence of that tweet is so, it's so well constructed.
[00:45:54]  It's like he has that one and then he's like, okay, guys, but real talk.
[00:45:57]  You only need like just three sips.
[00:45:59]  Just three sips.
[00:46:00]  Just three little sips and you're fine.
[00:46:02]  Man, what a fucking legend Keemstar is.
[00:46:04]  He has the same views on pharmaceuticals that Tom Cruise has.
[00:46:08]  Yep.
[00:46:08]  Yeah.
[00:46:09]  Well, I, yeah, and I, I have those views as well.
[00:46:12]  You should be happy.
[00:46:13]  Yeah.
[00:46:13]  Not with the fucking depression shit.
[00:46:15]  Life is fine.
[00:46:16]  Everyone, or as my dad said to me when he found out I started taking antidepressants in high school and going to therapy, he goes, son, everyone gets sad sometimes.
[00:46:24]  No need to be a little bitch about it.
[00:46:26]  Don't be a little pussy about it.
[00:46:28]  That's good life lessons right there.
[00:46:30]  No, and then I...
[00:46:31]  Keemstar is a dad.
[00:46:32]  He is, yes.
[00:46:33]  Oh, God.
[00:46:34]  He has a child.
[00:46:35]  That's terrifying.
[00:46:37]  I don't know.
[00:46:38]  Oh, she's...
[00:46:40]  She's not like a little kid anymore.
[00:46:41]  No, she's like 14.
[00:46:42]  Yeah, like he has a teenage daughter.
[00:46:44]  Imagine she goes to school and it's like talking about your parents.
[00:46:47]  Like, what are your parents doing?
[00:46:48]  It's like, oh, my dad's Keemstar.
[00:46:49]  That's, you would never, you would not be able to extract that information out of me in a torture facility.
[00:46:54]  Teamstar looks, he does kind of strike me as the type of guy that would like bring, like, buy alcohol for like 15-year-olds.
[00:46:59]  He's the type of dude who would ask his daughter's girlfriends, like, you know, to wear, you know, revealing clothing.
[00:47:08]  Do you think she's embarrassed of him or do you think that she is just going to be like a little Keemstar 2.0?
[00:47:14]  No, I think she's probably embarrassed.
[00:47:15]  Because it's like Ted Cruz's daughters.
[00:47:18]  They're all so like 12, 13, 14.
[00:47:20]  They're like big Minecraft stands.
[00:47:23]  And they just don't like their father.
[00:47:25]  Have you seen the video?
[00:47:26]  The video of the behind-the-scenes shit.
[00:47:28]  Yeah.
[00:47:30]  He goes in for a kiss of one of them.
[00:47:32]  Yeah.
[00:47:32]  Oh, yeah.
[00:47:33]  That's a great one.
[00:47:35]  Do you think Baron Trump watches YouTube a lot?
[00:47:38]  Because he seems like the type of kid that would be playing Minecraft.
[00:47:41]  He does like Minecraft.
[00:47:43]  Is that confirmed?
[00:47:44]  He wore like a Minecraft shirt, right?
[00:47:46]  Maybe.
[00:47:46]  I think so.
[00:47:47]  Maybe.
[00:47:47]  It was like something.
[00:47:48]  He definitely plays Minecraft.
[00:47:49]  Yeah, I mean, he's like, what, 17?
[00:47:51]  6'8.
[00:47:52]  Dude, like, Trump, Trump's pretty tall, too.
[00:47:54]  Like, Trump's, what, 6'2 ⁇ ?
[00:47:56]  How tall are you?
[00:47:57]  I'm 6'4 ⁇ .
[00:47:58]  You're 6'4 ⁇ ?
[00:47:58]  Yeah.
[00:47:59]  Dude, so Baron Trump is four inches taller than you?
[00:48:03]  Yeah, no, he's fucking huge.
[00:48:06]  Jesus.
[00:48:06]  He's so tall.
[00:48:10]  That's the next president.
[00:48:11]  I mean, future president.
[00:48:12]  Look at that.
[00:48:12]  Look at that photo.
[00:48:13]  Jesus Christ.
[00:48:15]  He looks like he could be a base Groyper, though.
[00:48:17]  Like, I think that's where he's headed.
[00:48:19]  He looks like some guy you'd like to see at a club in Poland.
[00:48:22]  Does he like he's never said anything publicly?
[00:48:27]  Like, do you think that...
[00:48:28]  Do you think he watches you?
[00:48:29]  Do you think he's watching this right now?
[00:48:30]  I fucking doubt it.
[00:48:32]  Baron, if you're watching, you know, I don't know.
[00:48:34]  Come on, come on, yeah, we'd love to have you, man.
[00:48:38]  Would love to discuss.
[00:48:39]  I'm a big fan of your father.
[00:48:41]  Look at that.
[00:48:42]  I'm fucking real president.
[00:48:44]  Still the president.
[00:48:45]  He's my president.
[00:48:46]  Real question.
[00:48:46]  Do you think, like, you know, like they, Brian and I ordered them to raid Mar-a-Lago?
[00:48:52]  They did.
[00:48:52]  Do you think that anything...
[00:48:55]  I always, I lost all hope that anything would ever actually happen because there's always been so many things where it's like, oh, it's clearly like there's a criminal thing going on here.
[00:49:03]  And then it's just like, nope.
[00:49:05]  Like, nothing ever happens.
[00:49:06]  Do you think anything, like with the January 6th stuff, which we were not there?
[00:49:10]  There were people, there were two guys that looked like us.
[00:49:12]  And that's all I'm going to say about that.
[00:49:14]  But basically.
[00:49:15]  What was your alibi for January 6th?
[00:49:16]  What were you doing instead?
[00:49:18]  Let's plays?
[00:49:18]  Yeah.
[00:49:21]  You can probably watch some of them if you want.
[00:49:23]  You haven't seen them.
[00:49:24]  Dude, you love them.
[00:49:24]  Now I kind of want to watch it.
[00:49:26]  What's the...
[00:49:27]  Dude, we played the new Mario Car Maps.
[00:49:29]  Every time you get hit in the line, you got to take a shot.
[00:49:31]  What?
[00:49:31]  Did you take 24 shots?
[00:49:32]  I took 24 shots.
[00:49:33]  And then they all left me alone as I was severely intoxicated.
[00:49:39]  I had to go home.
[00:49:40]  There were still three people there.
[00:49:42]  They left you alone.
[00:49:44]  And they made sure I was on my back.
[00:49:46]  Yeah.
[00:49:46]  That's as you need to be when you've had 24 shots of liquor.

=== Stealing Patreon Ideas (02:02) ===

[00:49:49]  That's all you need.
[00:49:49]  Yeah.
[00:49:50]  What do you mean?
[00:49:51]  Yeah.
[00:49:51]  That's cool.
[00:49:52]  Okay.
[00:49:52]  I'll look at that.
[00:49:53]  I'll watch your Let's Plays.
[00:49:54]  Our Patreon.
[00:49:55]  It's me like throwing off.
[00:49:56]  Oh my God.
[00:49:56]  Like projectile vomiting for about like 20 to 30 seconds straight.
[00:50:00]  Wait, really?
[00:50:00]  Yeah, we were fucked.
[00:50:01]  And he's in the living room with just like a trash bag and a mailbin, and he is just fucking, it's like a fire hose.
[00:50:08]  And I'm just saying that one expert.
[00:50:10]  It's cool because we're going to recreate that behind the paywall on our Patreon.
[00:50:15]  Get out the liquor.
[00:50:16]  Good time to shift over to that part.
[00:50:21]  I don't even know what to do with the outro in this.
[00:50:23]  Hey, let us handle this one, Ryan.
[00:50:25]  You do it.
[00:50:25]  You guys are professionals.
[00:50:27]  The outro?
[00:50:28]  The outro guy.
[00:50:33]  Thank you for having us on for this portion of the podcast.
[00:50:37]  Just because there is a better portion.
[00:50:39]  Well, a better portion.
[00:50:41]  It's going to be better.
[00:50:42]  That you can pay money for.
[00:50:44]  Yeah.
[00:50:44]  How much money?
[00:50:44]  $5.
[00:50:48]  Patreon.com slash Viran.
[00:50:49]  Oh, yeah, dude.
[00:50:50]  I literally told Marsh to look up everything the yard was doing.
[00:50:54]  And I was just like, yeah, buy a subscription for one month only.
[00:50:56]  Don't buy it for two months.
[00:50:58]  You know, don't give him a single fucking dime.
[00:51:00]  Steal all their fucking Patreon ideas.
[00:51:03]  And then we're going to do it.
[00:51:05]  But better.
[00:51:06]  Yeah.
[00:51:07]  Yeah.
[00:51:07]  That's what everyone does.
[00:51:10]  Wait, do they all steal it from you?
[00:51:11]  Yeah.
[00:51:12]  We invented the $5 model.
[00:51:14]  Oh.
[00:51:15]  Oh, really?
[00:51:16]  Yeah, we were the first ones to come up with the $5 business model.
[00:51:19]  Well, thank you.
[00:51:20]  Thank you so much.
[00:51:21]  Well, you'll be able to see all that next time.
[00:51:24]  Yeah.
[00:51:25]  Oh, you can find us on our channel.
[00:51:29]  Not in any pictures of January 6th, but our YouTube channel at Super Mega.
[00:51:32]  It's just one word.
[00:51:34]  People always mess it up in two words.
[00:51:35]  It's one word, Super Mega.
[00:51:37]  And Twitter, Instagram, all that stuff.
[00:51:40]  Eli Rymage on Twitter and Twitch.
[00:51:42]  Matt H. Watson on Twitter.
[00:51:44]  And yeah.
[00:51:47]  All right.
[00:51:47]  Let's talk about some really fucked up shit now.
[00:51:50]  All right.
[00:51:51]  Let's do it.