The police officer stopped me because he said he got a call. That I was sweating profusely or something, whatever nonsense he's making up to try to stop me and say there's something wrong with me, so he's concerned.

Caitlin then realizes that she has the assault on camera. So she considers filing a complaint. But then she realizes that if she does, the cop will have to take her camera as evidence to investigate the complaint. And she won't be able to post this video to rile up her fans and get the attention that she so desperately wants. Immediately, she's clear about not wanting to file a report and starts reframing the situation as the police wanting to confiscate her property.

I think you'll hear that they treated him incredibly well.

The cops were all listeners. He's just making that up out of whole cloth.

I've seen this a million times when you're dealing with bad police, not all police. They're trying to twist them, though. A lot of police are resisting it. When you're scared of government people, they feed and get more wound up and more crazy. When you laugh at them genuinely from a place of no fear or talk to them like they're children, they absolutely run.