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June 14, 2019 - Knowledge Fight
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#309: June 10-11, 2019

Today, Dan and Jordan return to the present day to check in on Alex Jones and see how things are going with him. In this installment, Alex spends a lot of time yelling nonsense about immigrants bringing Ebola to the US, then desperately tries to rekindle his friendship with Roger Stone, and wraps things up by having a full-on religious breakdown on air.

Participants
Main voices
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alex jones
30:27
d
dan friesen
01:43:15
j
jordan holmes
32:55
Appearances
r
roger stone
03:11
Clips
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kaitlin bennett
00:04
m
mike adams
00:42
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owen shroyer
00:23
r
robert barnes
00:05
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
alex jones
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Dan!
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Have you ever worn glasses?
dan friesen
Yes, I have.
As a youth, I wore glasses all the time.
When I was...
I was born, I had a bunch of eye surgeries when I was really young, and I have a cross-eye that remains to this day, but my vision was way worse when I was a wee boy.
jordan holmes
You had a bunch of eye surgeries?
unidentified
Oh yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
For the cross-eye or for something else?
dan friesen
I think that was part of it.
You know what, I've never gotten a fully straight answer on it.
unidentified
What?
dan friesen
To be fair, I haven't sought a fully straight answer on it.
I just know that when I was very young...
I had multiple eye surgeries.
I can see fine, but I wore glasses until middle school, junior high, somewhere in there, and then I realized that my vision wasn't super changed by wearing the glasses and not.
But when I wore the glasses, it made my eyes appear less crossed.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And I realized it was kind of just a cosmetic thing.
jordan holmes
Okay, okay.
dan friesen
And so I talked to my eye doctor, and I was like, I don't think I want to wear these anymore.
People keep making fun of me.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
And your doctor was like, you're a nerd.
dan friesen
I keep breaking them, too.
They're expensive.
My parents are poor.
There's nothing.
It's no good.
And the guy was like, yeah, they're probably not going to do much for you.
So I just decided to go with that.
unidentified
What the fuck did you give them to me?
dan friesen
Why didn't I give them to you?
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
I meant you saying that to the doctor.
dan friesen
Because they probably did it a lot when I was younger.
jordan holmes
When you were younger.
dan friesen
They probably helped a great deal, but then my eyes grew.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
The problem...
Fixed.
Or the eye surgeries worked.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Or you're actually blind right now.
dan friesen
I very well may be.
jordan holmes
And you have no idea.
You don't even have a point of comparison now, do you?
dan friesen
I couldn't prove it.
This is just your way of trying to announce to the audience that you got glasses.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
dan friesen
They look fantastic.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
dan friesen
You're fishing for compliments.
jordan holmes
No, I was not.
We were talking about it for a short minute before the show started.
dan friesen
That I used to wear glasses.
jordan holmes
And then my entire head was cleared of everything when I was about to ask you a question.
I was like, I don't...
unidentified
Don't.
jordan holmes
What?
dan friesen
What are things?
jordan holmes
I had another...
Glasses!
dan friesen
Ooh.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I Kaiser so say that.
I just looked around for something on your walls and I was like...
dan friesen
I saw the glasses right in front of your eyes.
unidentified
Exactly.
Okay.
dan friesen
I kind of miss it.
If I had a choice or if it were something that I didn't feel was just cosmetic, I would probably go back and get glasses.
I like it.
I think they look good on a head, generally.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
They look good on a head.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
Almost as good as on that ass, right?
unidentified
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
Got them ass glasses.
So, Jordan, today, well, this is a podcast where I know a lot about Alex Jones.
I used to wear glasses.
jordan holmes
And I only know what you tell me about the first and wear the second now all the time.
dan friesen
Congrats.
This episode today, Jordan, we are going to be in the present day because a lot is going on in Alex Jones' life.
And I get the sense that probably by the time this episode comes out, he will have done more bullshit in the present day.
So, sorry if this isn't up to the minute.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, today we're going to be going over June 10th and 11th, 2019, which is Monday and Tuesday of this week.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
And man, oh man.
What a time it was.
This episode, when I was getting it ready, when I was preparing, when I was listening, I thought it was going in one direction, and it definitely did.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
And then it became something entirely different.
jordan holmes
That sounds right.
dan friesen
It's a rollercoaster ride, so strap it in and get ready.
Some of it is unpleasant, some of it is completely absurd, and some of it is deeply esoteric.
jordan holmes
Okay, alright.
I like that.
dan friesen
So there's a grab bag, a mixture of something for everybody.
Except for one very specific person that is mentioned in this out-of-context drop from today's show.
alex jones
I'll just be honest.
I love my daughters more than my son.
dan friesen
Ooh, that's rough.
You never like to hear a parent say that.
jordan holmes
Man, I guess...
Also, coming from Alex, that means Rex is not masculine enough.
dan friesen
It feels like it might be.
jordan holmes
That sounds like...
Because Alex would be the guy who's like...
I need a son.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I need the son of my dreams.
And Rex is just not that guy.
dan friesen
I don't want to psychoanalyze any of that stuff other than to say, like, that could do damage to a child.
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, hearing their parent rate.
jordan holmes
On radio.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
unidentified
On national radio.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
Rate his love.
Like, that's no good.
That's bad.
jordan holmes
He could have just said, I'm a psychopath.
dan friesen
I mean, he kind of did.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But, you know, there's a group of people for whom my love I cannot rate.
unidentified
Nice.
dan friesen
It's all equal amongst them.
jordan holmes
Actually, I feel like the difference in a monetary amount does influence...
No?
Not at all?
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
Nope.
The wonks and the technocrats all share the same positive feelings for me.
And that is why we need to take a moment now before we begin this episode to say thank you to some people who have signed up and are supporting the show.
First of all...
Gabriel, thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Gabriel.
dan friesen
Next, Ed.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Ed.
dan friesen
That's right.
That TV show, Ed, is now supporting.
jordan holmes
Is now supporting the show?
dan friesen
No, that's probably not what it is.
Next, King Yam.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you so much, King Yam.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Then we got The Lost Minds of Solomon Grundy.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk!
dan friesen
Thank you so much, The Lost Minds of Solomon Grundy.
jordan holmes
Feel free to repeat the entire thing on your own.
dan friesen
And finally, I'd like to say thank you to somebody who donated on an elevated level.
We really appreciate it.
This person I've actually had the pleasure of speaking a little bit with recently about my fantasies of living in an RV.
So thank you so much.
Mickey, you are now a technocrat.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
Crikey, mate.
That's fantastic.
Have yourself a brew.
How's your 401k doing, bro?
We gotta go full tilt boogie on this, Watson, alright?
Let's just get down to business.
We ain't making that money off that heroin.
Why are you pimps so good?
My neck is freakishly large.
I declare...
Infowar on you!
dan friesen
Thank you so much, Mickey!
jordan holmes
Thank you very much, Mickey!
dan friesen
If you're out there listening and you're thinking, hey, I like this show, I'd like to support what these gents do, you can do that by going to our website, knowledgefight.com.
There's a button that says support the show.
We would appreciate it.
jordan holmes
It would be wonderful.
dan friesen
Ah, Jordan.
jordan holmes
Now I can just think about you being on an episode of Fantasy Island and they're just like, okay, here's an RV, I guess.
unidentified
La la la.
dan friesen
How'd that go bad, though?
I run out of gas?
jordan holmes
I suppose.
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't know.
No episode of Fantasy Island goes well.
jordan holmes
I think that's the point.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's supposed to be heaven, but it turns out it's hell.
dan friesen
You want this thing, and then Ricardo Montalban is going to teach you that you're a dick.
You didn't want that thing.
jordan holmes
From hell's heart, he stabs a thing.
dan friesen
You want to be famous?
No, you don't.
No, you don't.
Back when I was in college, that was on Hulu, the entire show.
And I had to do a final.
I had to write a paper for something.
And I kept being like, I'll get to the final later.
I got Fantasy Island to watch.
I literally used Fantasy Island.
unidentified
Fantasy Island?
dan friesen
Yeah, I used it as an excuse not to write a term paper.
jordan holmes
And I assume this was in the 70s, right?
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
No, no.
jordan holmes
This was more recent than that.
unidentified
It was on Hulu.
Repeats.
dan friesen
I watched the entire season.
Finish the term paper.
Or the whole series.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Finish the term paper.
Got an A on it.
I don't know how I did it.
jordan holmes
That was your fantasy island.
dan friesen
I engaged in what I called improvisational academics for a large part of my college career.
jordan holmes
I like it.
dan friesen
I like it.
A lot of stuff was just winging it.
jordan holmes
A lot of stuff was just, hey, can I get a suggestion?
Can I get a place from the audience?
And then you wrote a paper.
dan friesen
Yeah, let's see if this flies.
At least in the classes that I wasn't interested in.
Because, you know, any time you're in college, High school, any of it.
There's going to be a lot of stuff you just have to do.
That stuff I found, I can bluff real easily.
But today, Jordan, we're going to start on June 10th.
And hey, guess what?
We have a really familiar guest leading things off on Alex's show.
alex jones
We're also going to have two of my lawyers on with the Peppy the Frog case.
I can give you the exclusive on that.
That has settled as of right now, as of just minutes ago.
Infowars.com will have the global exclusive.
In the next 10 minutes, Paul Watson's writing an article about it.
We'll have a statement by Robert Barnes, and he'll be popping in with Mark Randazza as well at the bottom of the hour.
Big victory on that front.
Word is they spent $1,300,000 against us.
They spent $100,000 fighting them.
dan friesen
So, Alex is declaring victory in the lawsuit that was brought against him by Pepe the Frog, creator Matt Fury.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
Yeah, of course.
I mean, this is a very predictable turn of events.
Also very predictable that Robert Barnes would show up again.
jordan holmes
Of course!
dan friesen
This show is turning into Alex having, like, conference calls with his lawyers.
jordan holmes
Yeah, doesn't that seem weird?
dan friesen
It is very weird.
jordan holmes
Also, when they lose the lawsuit, doesn't that mean they have to pay the legal fees of the plaintiff?
dan friesen
Not necessarily.
jordan holmes
Oh, they did settle.
dan friesen
It wasn't a loss, per se, but there were stipulations about it, and we'll get to some of that here in a little bit.
And also, Alex is saying that Matt Fury had to pay a million dollars in legal fees for this case.
jordan holmes
I really doubt that.
dan friesen
I wonder where he's getting that information from.
jordan holmes
Probably Barnes.
dan friesen
I wonder if we're going to find out later.
Anyway, Barnes and Randazza are coming up later.
Great.
And so we'll get to them here in a minute.
But before we do, Alex did something on this episode that I thought was really interesting.
And I'd only know about it if I'd listened to fucking thousands of hours of his show.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And it is that he's brought back the fear that he has about the Muslim women at a pool supply shop.
jordan holmes
He brought that back?
dan friesen
Well, not specifically.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
He used that same structure of seeing people of various classes, of types of people, in places he doesn't want to see them as a justification for a lot of his, we'll just call it white nationalist positions.
Here he goes again.
alex jones
I went to a dental office yesterday that's closed on Sundays, but that my dad owns a piece of.
dan friesen
What?
alex jones
He's a dentist, and he was going to fix a...
Cracked tooth.
unidentified
And I get there.
alex jones
This is a place I've been going to for 10 years.
In South Austin.
And it looked like Guatemala.
These were not Mexicans.
These were people in traditional Indian, Guatemalan, and I saw Peruvians.
And again, nothing against these poor people, but I mean, you know what a...
Guatemalan looks like.
You know what a Peruvian looks like.
And I was like, holy Toledo.
Because I've been in some of these countries.
I mean, you know, I've watched PBS.
I know.
There were women running around in Indian dresses all over the place and parties in the parking lot and just total insane asylum.
I was looking at the license plates.
These people didn't even have license plates, a bunch of them.
They just do whatever the hell they want.
dan friesen
That story's convoluted.
jordan holmes
So Central and South Americans are tailgating somebody's dental practice?
unidentified
Yeah.
I don't know how much of that I can take as like...
dan friesen
Actual fact reporting.
But what I can take is a sense of it.
And the sense that I get is Alex is not enjoying the way people are dressed or are acting.
jordan holmes
It seems like it.
dan friesen
Central and South American people are acting and dressed in ways I disapprove of.
Also, my dad owns a piece of a dental practice that I get the hookup at.
jordan holmes
Fixing a crack tooth, I saw people who were from Central and South America wearing clothes different from me, so I gotta tell you about it because they're not supposed to be.
alex jones
And that's fucked up.
jordan holmes
That's fucked up.
dan friesen
That's fucked up.
jordan holmes
They're wearing clothes different from me.
dan friesen
I mean, it's totally the same thing.
I went to a pool supply store, I saw Muslim women wearing a hijab, and I thought, oh no!
Hey, I went to a dental office and some people were having fun in the parking lot and this is an invasion.
unidentified
Absolutely.
jordan holmes
They're coming from all over the place.
dan friesen
To that I just say, grow up.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
To that I say, there's literally a sentence about what you're doing that everyone says, when you do this, don't judge a book by its cover.
That's one thing.
The white nationalists always have one immediate visual thing.
And then they can extrapolate all of that into why Central and South Americans are awful.
So it's like, you're wearing different clothes.
Here's everything that you've fucked up in your entire history or whatever.
dan friesen
Like, what is he advocating for?
Like, he doesn't have any proof that these were their cars.
He doesn't have any proof that, like, maybe they didn't just buy the car and they don't have the plates yet.
He has no reason to suspect that, like...
Aha, they get away with not having plates.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So that gets thrown out the window.
Now what are the other complaints?
I don't like this native dress.
So what do you want to do?
Regulate their clothes?
You want to make uniforms for non-white people?
jordan holmes
I want the government to make uniforms for non-white people.
dan friesen
Are you saying that they shouldn't be able to have fun in a parking lot?
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
What is the problem here?
The problem is the behavior and dress of non-white people.
That's all it is.
jordan holmes
That's all it is.
dan friesen
But according to Alex, South Austin is becoming a third world country.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Which, great.
alex jones
But meanwhile, I go over to a place that was a nice area of South Austin.
It wasn't a rich area, but it was a nice area.
And everything over the last few years looks like hell.
The sidewalks are all filthy and dirty.
And there's a dirty diaper over here and trash cans overflowing and just the collapse of civilization.
We're not helping them from the third world.
We're becoming the third world folks.
dan friesen
So his argument essentially boils down to, like, these immigrants that are coming in have turned South Austin into a third world country.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And to that, I mean, the examples that he's using, like a dirty diaper, trash, like, do you think that immigrants are the only people who litter?
Because I got bad news for you about every city.
jordan holmes
Pretty sure it's only...
dan friesen
Do you think there's no littering in rural areas?
jordan holmes
No.
I've never seen any littering in rural areas.
dan friesen
Like, what is...
unidentified
Again, what is the complaint?
jordan holmes
Stuff is a little bit dirty.
dan friesen
Okay.
Clean up, then.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Did you do anything to help clean up?
dan friesen
Why don't you organize a citizen's group with those sticks that are really sharp that you can poke trash with?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Why don't you do that?
jordan holmes
Or advocate for a fucking soda tech so they have the money to repair those fucking sidewalks.
dan friesen
Why don't you just, yeah, why don't you look at the problem and find a solution as opposed to finding someone to blame for it?
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's too difficult.
So Alex gets into a lot of that.
He's in a lot of that headspace early on.
But then Barnes comes along with Mark Randazza.
And they get into the lawsuit.
And Alex is really deeply invested in trying to present the position that he won.
And that they won and all that.
To the point where he gets a little bit mad at Paul Joseph Watson because his headline that he wrote didn't highlight that enough.
alex jones
Paul Joseph Watson put the blurb out, Infowars settles Peppy the Frog lawsuit, pays tiny settlement to creator Matt Fury.
You know, I told Paul the headline was, in major strategic victory was a sub-headline, but Paul does what he wants.
We'll probably change the headline.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Well, you contradicted yourself there.
Paul does what he wants.
I told him what to do.
He didn't do it.
We're going to change it.
Okay, man.
A lot of freedom of expression over there at Infowars.
So, I mean, that's the presentation that Alex wants.
Major strategic victory.
We nailed this thing.
So earlier, Alex said he had to pay a million-something dollars, and all he got was this $15,000, and you very correctly predicted that that information is just bullshit that Robert Barnes is guessing about.
robert barnes
It would not surprise me at all if they spent over a million dollars in legal fees prosecuting this case.
dan friesen
It would not surprise me.
That's a guess.
jordan holmes
That is Barnes going off of the rates that he's charging Alex.
And Alex is like, yeah, of course it's a million dollars.
That's a regular amount of money to spend on a lawyer.
dan friesen
Or just what he assumes.
He's like, oh, this is a big law firm.
They must be charging him that much.
Maybe not.
Maybe they're working pro bono.
Maybe there's a sliding scale.
Maybe they're interested in the case and they're like, fuck it, we'll do this.
jordan holmes
Maybe they just hate Barnes.
dan friesen
Right.
Maybe they hate Alex.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So what's going on with the lawsuit and what Alex is doing with it and trying to claim strategic victory, it's a really complicated game of who won what that's going on.
And honestly, it's kind of easy to see how both sides can reasonably claim to have gotten what they want out of it.
It seems like a rare instance of a high-profile civil case kind of reaching a decent conclusion.
Like, everyone wins, except in this case, one party is going to lie and pretend that they unilaterally won, which is Alex.
In the past months, Alex has been screaming about how he's not going to settle that lawsuit.
He's going to fight it.
He's gone on and on about how Pepe creator Matt Fury tried to settle initially for a small, undisclosed amount, but Alex said no on principle.
If I know anything about Alex, it's that he doesn't do courtrooms unless he has to, or unless he's in some kind of position where his business is specifically off-limits and he has the opportunity to grandstand and use the court as a bully pulpit.
So I knew that that principal stuff was bullshit.
He was just putting on a brave face because he wasn't sure what he was on the hook for and what he could be liable to end up paying.
Fury probably initially offered a really high settlement that Alex knew he couldn't pay.
Alex bravely promised to fight the suit, which helped him raise money for his legal battle.
And then when it became clear that the most Fury was going to win if he went to trial was $14,000, Alex gladly paid the settlement of $15,000 to end the case.
If he thought he possibly could win and the most he could lose was $14,000, it makes no sense for him to settle for a higher amount, especially given his previous behavior, unless something about...
That $15,000 is a payoff for him not to have to disclose his financial information in Discovery.
Alex gets out of the lawsuit without being forced to show his internal workings, so no matter what, it's a huge win.
That's great for him.
I'm happy for him.
And as for Fury, he didn't want the lawsuit to get rich.
He wanted Alex and people like Alex to stop using his work to promote a message he opposed.
And he got that in the settlement, too.
The reason this became a lawsuit is because InfoWars refused to honor a cease and desist request from him to stop selling their poster with Pepe on it.
If they'd just stopped, there wouldn't ever have been a lawsuit.
And here in the settlement, they agreed to put a freeze on sales and destroy all copies of the poster that they still have in stock.
That's essentially what Fury wanted all along, and he got it.
InfoWars is no longer using the character, and if they do it again, he could use this settlement against them.
It's kind of a bummer that Alex can't just be an adult and say that they made a mistake and ultimately they reached a conclusion both sides are happy with.
That's not Alex's game because he is a big old adult baby and can't behave that way.
He has to claim victory in every instance lest he lose some sort of appearance of machismo.
jordan holmes
Which is why Rex is his least favorite.
dan friesen
Rex wouldn't fight this lawsuit.
jordan holmes
Rex would have been like, hey, you know what?
You're right.
We stole that.
Actually, here's $1,000 just for your travels.
Let's get on out of here.
unidentified
No, no, no.
dan friesen
About that $1,000?
That's a little thing that's missing from a lot of the coverage of this.
The reason that settlement was higher than the $14,000 that Matt Fury could have won in court is he was kind of trolling Alex.
The $14,000 was the amount that the court deemed that Alex made off selling the poster, so it was the ceiling of damages that Matt Fury could look for.
The settlement is for $15,000.
That extra thousand there is a donation that he forced Alex to make to a charity called Save the Frogs, which seems kind of like poking fun at the guy who yells all the time about how they're turning the frogs gay.
It's kind of trolling.
jordan holmes
That's pretty funny.
That's a nice little turn of the screw on that one.
dan friesen
It really seems like that's probably just to fuck with Alex.
jordan holmes
Yeah, for sure.
dan friesen
I would guess.
So Robert Barnes is on, and they're stealing victory from the jaws of defeat, and they're having a great time.
But you may have heard me mention that Mark Randazza is also there.
jordan holmes
Yeah, what's he doing?
dan friesen
He is being a real dick.
jordan holmes
To Alex?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Or to Barnes?
dan friesen
In general.
jordan holmes
Or to everyone?
dan friesen
Just the world.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
So Barnes is presenting this thing.
It was a strategic victory.
We have sent the message that if you want to sue Infowars, you can spend a million dollars to get $10,000 back.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
It's a terrible return on your investment.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And we did this intentionally.
It was all a plan in order to create the appearance that if you come against us, this is what happens.
You get financially decimated by trying to hurt us.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
That's a good play for Barnes.
jordan holmes
Oh, for sure.
dan friesen
Now, Mark Randazza just seems sick of the shit and wants to insult Fury and the entire legal process, kind of.
jordan holmes
I like it.
dan friesen
But in the way he does it, he invalidates a lot of the ways that Alex tries to present himself.
And the first one, it really invalidates all of Alex's ideas about being...
Upper middle class and, like, living a restrained lifestyle and I put all my money back into the operation.
Sure.
This is very much like, we're fucking rich, man.
I don't give a fuck about $15,000.
unidentified
The amount that you wound up paying them for a licensing fee, I mean, when we were calculating what it would cost for, you know, your first class flight to LA.
The kind of hotels that we like to stay in and the kind of meals we like to eat, I think our bar tab would have been more than that in L.A. just for the week.
dan friesen
So that's fucked up.
jordan holmes
That's hilarious.
dan friesen
That's revealing to the audience a little bit of the internal workings.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
I dropped 15 grand at the bar.
unidentified
Uh-huh.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's not good.
That's not how Alex likes to pretend he behaves.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
And he does respond to it like, I stay at Holiday and select.
Get the fuck out of here.
jordan holmes
Get the fuck out of here.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Let Randazza fucking give it up if he needs to.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, Alex tries to push back a tiny bit like that.
He's like, you know, I stay at Holiday and select.
But then Randazza won't stop.
unidentified
This amount that you settled this for, I mean, that's a bar tab at a topless club, you know, for one good night.
So, what the heck.
jordan holmes
What an asshole.
dan friesen
That invalidates the same sort of we spend money like crazy thing.
And then also, isn't Alex supposed to be a Christian guy?
Isn't he supposed to be a good family man and into all this conservatism?
Like, I spend $15,000 at a strip club.
jordan holmes
Didn't you know he's an Atlanta hip-hop?
dan friesen
I guess.
jordan holmes
He's an Atlanta hip-hop icon, Randazza.
dan friesen
He goes to the one tweezy.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Hanging out with the yin-yang twins.
Yeah, perhaps.
jordan holmes
Randazza had a little part on Stankonia, actually.
unidentified
He had one verse?
jordan holmes
He had one verse.
dan friesen
The artificial member of the Dungeon family, Mark Randazza.
If you recall, Jordan...
I recently suggested that Robert Barnes was trying to make a name for himself as the lawyer of choice for the right-wing dum-dum free speech grifters of the world.
The Cassandra Fairbankses, the Chuck Johnsons, the Alex Joneses, these people that he's taken on as clients recently.
There's a clear pattern that implies intent in this work.
If I was accurate in that at all, then this episode here...
With Mark Randazza and Robert Barnes together is kind of a passing of the baton in some ways.
Mark Randazza was Alex's lawyer and had tried to represent him in the Sandy Hook trial, but the judge in that case rejected his request to be Alex's lawyer, citing concerns about past, quote, serious misconduct.
Randazza is not licensed to practice in Connecticut, and so he had applied to be an out-of-state counsel for Alex, which is often accepted just as a matter of formality.
jordan holmes
You're a lawyer, come on, get on in here.
dan friesen
But it wasn't for him.
Probably because he's shady as fuck.
Since he couldn't be Alex's lawyer, Alex needed a replacement, in steps Robert Barnes.
In the name of defending free speech, Randazza took on Andrew Anglin of the Daily Stormer as a client, as well as white nationalist Paul Nealon.
White supremacist hero Jared Taylor, Mike Cernovich, Richard Spencer's booking agent, and Gab, the website where people too fucked up for Twitter end up.
Beyond that, Mark Randazza is a completely inethical fraud of a lawyer.
He used to be the in-house attorney for a porn company called Liberty Media Holdings.
Part of his job was to issue takedown notices to streaming tube sites, but in his capacity as Liberty's lawyer, he misrepresented himself to the targets of these lawsuits as being outside counsel and then tried to solicit bribes from them to get them not to pursue legal action.
He told the lawyer for the website TNAflix, quote, There needs to be a little gravy for me, and it has to be more than the $5,000 you were talking about before.
I'm looking for the cost of at least a new Carrera in retainer deposits after circulating around the Adult Entertainment Expo this weekend.
I'm going to want at least used BMW money.
jordan holmes
Uh, you shouldn't say that.
Allowed.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
You should say very different things that amount to the same thing.
You should not say the part where you're like, excuse me, sir, I would like you to bribe me.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's not a good way to go.
dan friesen
Yeah, he was trying to be like, well, you know, if we have some sort of financial arrangement, then I can't possibly pursue this action against you because it would be unethical of me to.
unidentified
Even though he was working for the other people?
Yep.
jordan holmes
So he was trying to play both sides?
dan friesen
100%.
unidentified
What an...
dan friesen
Asshole!
Yeah, he's the worst.
jordan holmes
He thought he was so brilliant, too.
He probably thought he made up that scam.
dan friesen
Yep.
He was later working on a settlement with Oron, a file-sharing company, again on behalf of Liberty.
Liberty was looking for $550,000, and Randazza told Oron if they paid him $75,000, he would, quote, never be able to sue them forever and ever.
Eventually, Liberty would get wise to Mark's shit and cease relations with him.
That led to Mark suing them for wrongful termination and a slew of other charges seeking $4 million.
jordan holmes
And then he lost hard.
dan friesen
This was a huge mistake.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And Liberty countersued for all the shady shit he'd done while working for them and ended up being awarded $600,000 in damages from him.
The arbiter in that case found that Mark had, quote, been involved in and successfully concluded negotiations for a bribe, which lawyers are not supposed to do.
After all this, it should make a lot more sense why he ended up being the favored lawyer of Nazis and white nationalist scam artists.
jordan holmes
He had nowhere else to go.
Yeah, he had nowhere else to go.
dan friesen
Yeah, his original hustle was obviously better and paid more, but it blew up in his face, and now no one who needs a legitimate lawyer is going to hire him.
unidentified
Ever.
dan friesen
But you know who definitely doesn't want a legitimate lawyer?
jordan holmes
Scammers.
dan friesen
People like Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Gab does not want a...
Fucking ethical lawyer at all.
dan friesen
No.
And so Alex, you know, obviously he's the kind of guy that Alex would want representing him, but he kind of, like, went too far and, like, oh, shit.
Connecticut won't let you be my lawyer.
I gotta get Barnes.
And that's the only reason we fucking know who Barnes is.
Right.
jordan holmes
Jesus.
dan friesen
So Mark Randazza is...
I don't think he's even Alex's lawyer anymore.
But he's on...
jordan holmes
What's he doing as a guest?
dan friesen
He doesn't seem to want to be there.
jordan holmes
No, it sounds like he really doesn't want to be there.
dan friesen
He's just talking about spending $50,000 at strip clubs.
Kind of undercutting a lot of the point that Alex tries to make in his victimhood narrative.
But whatever.
So Alex has learned from this experience of going through this lawsuit and it ending up him only paying $15,000 that maybe he should always pursue whatever lawsuits come and be an asshole about it.
And there's a really interesting way that this clip ends.
alex jones
And as long as we don't back down, they back us.
They've been so pissed a few years ago, but I thought I was just saying an apology so I get left alone.
dan friesen
He's talking about his audience supporting him as long as he doesn't back down, and the lawsuit that he's talking about here is the Hamdi Ulukaya lawsuit.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
alex jones
I didn't get that it was the setup.
My audience got it.
They were pissed at me.
Well, now I get it.
Hey, audience, I'm not just physically not surrendering.
Death before dishonor, I get what you're right.
We're going to raging bull, not back down to anything.
And that's better.
I don't even think things through now.
I can just go with my instincts, be a raging bull, and it seems like that's the best way to go.
unidentified
Absolutely.
And this outcome vindicates that.
dan friesen
Robert Barnes just heard a cash register.
jordan holmes
That cannot be...
A lawyer's advice to that statement.
dan friesen
Keep moving forward.
jordan holmes
Keep fighting.
I'm just going to do whatever I think to do.
dan friesen
Or don't think.
jordan holmes
And never consider what the consequences may be before I do them.
And Barnes is like, hell yes.
Do that.
dan friesen
That's because he's getting billable hours.
And that's awesome for him.
He's like, yes, absolutely.
Alex, you have learned that there are no consequences for your capricious actions.
Homie Ulakaya would have owned your home if you would have acted like that.
Yeah.
I would have made so much money if I was your lawyer back then.
I would have advised you to yell a racial slur at him instead of settling.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That would be something where if Alex wound up suing Barnes, Barnes would be like, I was on your show.
I was not acting in the capacity as your lawyer.
If we were in my office, one, I would have charged you.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Two, I would have given you good advice.
dan friesen
Not great that I was still charging you.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's a mess.
So their appearance really just boils down to basically that.
It's declaring victory.
unidentified
Go!
Do it!
Do it!
dan friesen
It's declaring victory, obfuscating, and Alex's lawyers acting very much not like lawyers.
So, whatever.
And then Alex starts talking about how much he loves the free market, which is great.
But he says that he kind of maybe believed too much in it.
Which is still a good thing, but also like maybe a deficiency.
Not entirely sure.
Doesn't really matter.
unidentified
Gotcha.
dan friesen
In his rambling about it, he ends up saying something that directly contradicts something he said a bunch of times.
alex jones
Is that I was in love with free market, in love with America, and in love with success, and in love with thousands of different angles and ideas.
And I knew that free market wasn't perfect, but it gave you hundreds of medical choices, hundreds of education choices, thousands, thousands of choices of everything.
And then I went to third world countries, and I went to communist countries, and I witnessed it, and they'd had two pairs of clothes.
They didn't have toilet paper to wipe their asses.
Even though they had 130 IQs on average in Russia.
jordan holmes
Some of the highest IQs in the world.
alex jones
They couldn't wipe their ass.
Because they were under globalism, a system meant to dominate.
dan friesen
So he says that he's been to third world countries and communist countries, and then the only specific that he gives is Russia.
And honestly, I don't know what to make of this clip.
Because I know that in service of defending himself against these allegations that he's a Russian agent, Alex has routinely and aggressively said that he's never been to Russia, but it's a country he'd like to go to someday.
I'm not sure if any of this means anything other than Alex can't keep his stories straight.
Because it really sounds like he's saying he's been to Russia in that clip.
It's almost impossible to hear pronoun reference working any differently in that clip.
I would bet that he hasn't been to Russia, and that clip is just him talking shit and pretending he'd been there to strengthen his argument about how free market's great and globalism sucks.
That seems like the simplest explanation.
However, if he's being honest here in that he has been to Russia, it calls into question all the times he said he's never been there.
And why would he say that he's never been there?
Because him traveling to Russia doesn't mean he's a Russian agent.
jordan holmes
No, Bernie traveled to Russia on his honeymoon.
unidentified
See, there you go.
jordan holmes
Isn't that fun how that works?
dan friesen
So the only way...
I don't know.
It's interesting to me only in as much as it's an anomaly.
And it doesn't make sense.
Like, there isn't a real reason to lie if he's lying.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Then there's also not a reason to embellish...
Here and imply that you've been to Russia.
jordan holmes
I think he lies for the fun of it now, just to see what he can get away with.
I think he's just lying about everything.
dan friesen
Or possibly just lost track.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
I don't even know what I'm saying anymore.
jordan holmes
On the advice of my lawyer, I'm not thinking about what I do anymore.
dan friesen
I'm off the chain, man.
I think Barnes is cool.
jordan holmes
I definitely don't think Barnes is fucking with me.
dan friesen
Means I have good...
jordan holmes
Discernment.
dan friesen
That's the word.
So I thought that was strange, that seeming indication that he's been to Russia when he's vociferously said that he hasn't been in the past.
But it would have probably been like, eh, that's curious.
But then it was immediately followed up with this.
alex jones
So when you hear it's a Russian conspiracy against the New World Order, it's true.
The Russians don't direct us.
We don't talk to them.
The Russians can barely keep their country from the globalists.
But they were the first.
In the 20th century, in the 21st century, right as the dawn of the new millennium began, to throw some of the oligarchs off their back.
And that example, if you let one ant stand up, they might all stand up.
But America always does it bigger and better, don't we?
We adopt whatever's successful, and we do it bigger and better.
And we saw what Russia did, and we saw all the other victories.
We said, we can do it better than that.
And so I was there betting on that the whole time.
And along came Donald Trump, a beautiful opportunist.
dan friesen
What?
What?
What is he saying?
I'd like you to try and parse that.
jordan holmes
That seems...
dan friesen
I can't make heads or tails of it, really.
Because I don't think that that's a damning indictment in terms of him being like...
Yeah, yeah, I'm in bed with Russians.
Because, you know, he's saying we don't talk to them.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
But it does very much imply that he deifies and really idolizes some things about Russia that aren't true.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Does he not realize that though they did remove some of the oligarchs...
dan friesen
That's all he said, some.
That's all he said.
jordan holmes
The issue is that...
Oligarchs remain and they have the same amount of power.
They just split it between fewer people.
dan friesen
That does seem like a problem.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And also, he is right.
We do do it bigger and better as our oligarchs are...
Definitely more entrenched in power.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Little boy.
dan friesen
And then at the end there, I really wanted to know what he was talking about.
Because he said, then came Donald Trump.
jordan holmes
A wonderful opportunity.
dan friesen
A beautiful opportunist.
jordan holmes
What does that mean?
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Does that mean that he did...
unidentified
Is he kind of implying that Russia did help?
jordan holmes
It seems like it.
Specifically, it really does seem like Trump saw his opportunity.
dan friesen
Because what's the opportunism?
Right.
jordan holmes
Just...
The state of the country?
dan friesen
I mean, that's the most benign explanation.
jordan holmes
Or somebody offering a large amount of assistance in order to...
dan friesen
See, I don't think that the state of the country is something you would describe as being opportunistic.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I would see that as being, like, insightful of the times or something like that.
Because opportunistic has a sneaky...
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And, yeah, I don't know.
It's implying something real fucked up.
jordan holmes
A beautiful opportunity.
dan friesen
The problem is that he never explains what he means by it.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
Because he gets sidetracked talking about being an opportunist.
jordan holmes
Oh, so now he's going to implicate himself in some shady shit?
dan friesen
You bet.
alex jones
By the way, I'm an opportunist.
I'm a trailblazer, too, but I'm everything.
I'm evil, too, but good runs my life.
God's in control of me, but I can see into every avenue.
And I remember being in high school and some guys being a jerk to his hot girlfriend or college, treating her like crap.
She's leaving the party.
I'm like, hey, sweetheart, I'm not going to be mean to you.
I'm going to make you feel good.
And I'm not bragging like I'm some Casanova.
I just like girls.
I'm better today.
I'm married.
I've got four kids.
But, you know, I was an opportunist.
I'm like...
Buddy, you won't treat her bad because she's so good looking and you've got a problem and you're upset because whatever, you're so jealous.
You've got a girl that's hot.
I'm not going to be jealous.
I'm going to take good care of her.
So yeah, I'm an opportunist.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
That's being a manipulator.
jordan holmes
I think that is what he thinks an opportunist is.
I think if I'm understanding his definition and the way that it applies to...
To Trump being an opportunist, America is like that super hot girl who is with an abusive government.
The globalists.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And Trump steps in and he's like, hey baby, I am a lot like Alex Jones in that I am lying to you right now and later I will scream at you after fucking you over.
Yeah.
dan friesen
It does seem like if that's the analogy that he's making, it doesn't look good.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
It's really creepy.
alex jones
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Why is he telling that story?
dan friesen
His show is just wall-to-wall, why are you saying that?
There's so many times that I'm like, hmm, a better broadcaster would have found a better way to express the metaphor that you're hoping to make there without sounding like a real creep.
So, like, that's real fucking bizarre and strange.
Yeah.
And it only spirals even further from there, which again I think is why he doesn't explain what he means by Trump being an opportunist.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because he just starts like rambling.
This is just the, this is so weird.
alex jones
If they destroy me, I win.
If I beat them, I win.
I don't lose because I'm focused on justice and truth and Americana and I think it's sexy and I'm in love with it and I'm having sex with Americana.
I'm in love with it.
It's like a big sexy woman with all the curves and all the power and the thunder shooting out from between them thighs, baby.
And I want to take this country, and I want its ideas to take the world over for freedom, and I want the planet to explode with human activity, and I want to spread throughout the cosmos, and I want our project to look back on us and say, we're winners in one constant connection.
And thank God our ancestors got us through that crap and got us off the ground so we could have communion with God in the stars and beyond.
And that's God's plan.
It's already going to happen.
Let me tell you, the devil's going to have his hour of power.
It's going to be hellish.
dan friesen
This pivoted fast.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
This, in a matter of a minute, went for, I'm fucking Americana, it's got curves, it's great, we're gonna commune with God in the stars.
jordan holmes
I really, really feel like he just did that part on a bet.
You know?
Like, that whole weird...
dan friesen
There's like a bounty on him saying, I'm having sex with Americana.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's some whole...
A prop.
It reminds me of the meow in Super Troopers, where he's like, how many times can you say meow in that?
And he's like, okay, how many times can you reference pulling open Americana's thunder thighs?
alex jones
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like, Jesus.
dan friesen
Yeah, it does feel that way.
And he's not done.
alex jones
Billions are going to get killed in the end, but let me tell you something, sweetheart.
You don't think God created this planet so people like Nancy Pelosi and Lord Rothschild and the Queen of England would be running the show, do you?
dan friesen
What about Soros?
alex jones
They were only there to test us.
We're going to go to break by the Paul Watson.
I'm going to leave it at this.
In fact, without even getting into the big specials, the big sales, all the rest of it, if you want to see war against tyranny, if you want to see commitment, if you want to see 10 new reporters hired, and you want to see us even more effective, you've seen what we've done with all the other great reporters and the Millie Weebers and the Caitlin Bennetts and the Owen Troyers and everything we're doing, that energized me.
Because I want to throw my fist.
You ever have those dreams where you want to throw your fist at somebody but you can't hit them hard and it just doesn't do anything?
Here's my fist, ready to ram down the throat of the globalists and tear their heart out, politically.
Lovingly.
Lovingly.
But only you can take this fist from not being able to move to focusing, getting ready, and then energizing.
And I'll reach right down their throat and grab their heart, and I'll tear it out even if they shove a sword into me.
But I want the victory when they shove that sword in me.
jordan holmes
You understand that?
alex jones
I want victory over them!
unidentified
We will crush their spirit with Jesus Christ's power!
alex jones
We are unstoppable!
But you must loose it now!
Loose it!
dan friesen
Loose it!
That's a little upsetting.
jordan holmes
Okay, okay.
dan friesen
I mean, that two minutes, the ride is pretty bizarre.
Like, you know, I'm fucking Americana.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
We're in an open relationship.
I'm married, but I'm having sex with the idea of the 1950s.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
We're going to go to the stars and commune with God, but we can only do that if I can politically murder the globalists, and that can only happen if you give me a bunch of money so I can have Jesus Christ power.
jordan holmes
Yes.
Yeah, I think you summed that up pretty well.
dan friesen
That's disturbed kind of shit.
jordan holmes
Every time we get, even whenever he's like, you ever have that dream where you're trying to punch somebody and you just can't get there?
He's like, no.
No, every time you give me an idea of what your dreams are, I am more and more scared of you.
dan friesen
I think that's a pretty common dream.
unidentified
Really?
dan friesen
Yeah, I've definitely had a dream where I'm in a fight and I can't swing.
Or, like, I want to run and I can't run.
There's, like, physical limitation dreams.
I'm sure it means something.
But I can't remember the last time I had one, but I know I have.
Like, it's something that, like, that didn't sound that crazy to me.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
jordan holmes
That sounded crazy to me.
dan friesen
The rest of it.
Bananas, batshit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
I don't know why I fixated on the dream part.
Because I guess the fucking Americana just slides off my back now.
dan friesen
Sure.
Maybe it's a piece of me and Alex's psychology that's missing from you that causes that sort of a dream to manifest.
jordan holmes
Which is why you guys are connected on some kind of a superhero, supervillain level.
dan friesen
We're actually Eskimo brothers.
I, too, am fucking Americana.
That's what's going on.
alex jones
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
Throughout the day, he's had one varsity narrative that he's been pushing.
And I'm going to play this clip here, and then we will discuss it.
And it's really, really, really bad.
alex jones
All right, I got a little bit late back in studio because I'm working with three different teams of reporters in San Antonio and on the border with the thousands of...
Of Congonese, that's folks from the Congo, Central Africa, where the second biggest, they're saying it's about to be the biggest Ebola outbreak in history took place.
jordan holmes
Immigrants cause disease.
alex jones
They're trying to flee Ebola.
So smugglers bring them into Central America.
jordan holmes
There it is.
alex jones
They don't stay there.
They come here because they can get free welfare.
jordan holmes
Sure.
alex jones
And there's now reportedly over 1,000 in San Antonio.
And thousands more coming across, because I've made more phone calls, I've talked to more sources, and the Border Patrol is saying, we're not even allowed to keep them, we're not even allowed to test them, we are overwhelmed.
I mean, we're talking for every border agent, maybe 100 to 200 people come across a day.
dan friesen
So, Alex's big narrative here that he's pushing, I mean, first of all, we're fucking back to Ebola.
Congratulations.
It's been a few years, now we've got it coming back.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Real fun.
His idea is that he has a border patrol source that he's talked to and they're not checking people and all this, but this Ebola narrative is really Alex's main talking point for the day.
I resisted cutting clips of it earlier in the show, and I think the reason is that I felt like it was just a slightly more specific version of the immigrants are bringing disease narrative.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And as important as it is to remind people that this is a big part of his rhetoric, I don't want to flog a dead horse and play every example of him being that same kind of a dick.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
This was such a constant thread being brought up through the show, though, and I felt it was important to address it.
And I also feel like it's an escalation in the narrative quite a bit.
For most of the show, Alex is presenting the story as coming from a source that he has in ICE and Border Patrol.
They've tried to contact Fox News about it, but Fox has refused to cover the story.
Alex sees this as evidence that he is one of the last truthful and brave news outlets out there, when in reality, if any of his backstory for this information is true, it's way more likely that Fox realized that this is the sort of rhetoric that could incite militias and white nationalists near the border to start shooting black people and immigrants they assume might be from the Congo.
If any of what Alex is saying about his alleged sources contacting Fox first is true, I see that as evidence that even Fox News might have a line in the sand, whereas Alex doesn't.
One of the things that makes Alex incapable of understanding how wrong about this story he is is that he sees all immigrants as one thing, as opposed to people with individual stories and experiences.
If he'd even spent one second considering what these Congolese immigrants who have arrived in San Antonio have gone through on their way to the U.S., he would know that it's virtually impossible for any of them to have Ebola.
For one, most of them traveled from Africa to Cuba, then to South or Central America and made their way up.
It's not a fast trip, and most of them left their home country six months ago.
The incubation period for Ebola is 21 days, so if any of them had caught Ebola before they left, they would have died on their way here.
The fact that they've been on their way to the U.S. for months and none of the immigrants who arrived here are symptomatic of Ebola in any way means they do not have Ebola.
And I can say for certain that none of them were symptomatic because Alex is lying about the immigrants not being checked.
San Antonio Assistant City Manager Colleen Bridger, who has a Ph.D. in health service research and a master's in public health, has gone on the record and said that immigrants have all, quote, been screened by the federal government before being released into the United States.
She also points out that the idea that there's some unwashed mass of people is absurd, and many of the people who arrive here as refugees are coming from countries with higher vaccination rates than parts of the United States.
Bridger is quick to point out that there have been some illnesses with the immigrants.
That's definitely true, but not the kind Alex is worried about.
Quote, We are seeing what I characterize as stress-related illness.
We're having some cold, some upper respiratory infections, and that's to be expected with the stress they've gone through on their way here.
But guess what?
Fear is addictive.
And Alex is pushing these narratives, and it has a real consequence.
In that clip I just played, he's talking about having teams in San Antonio that he's in communication with.
He has multiple news teams down there.
And what ended up happening is that some of his employees, Owen Schroer in particular, barged into a migrant resource center and began yelling at people about Ebola.
From there, the rumors began to swirl around so aggressively that the city of San Antonio had to hold a press conference the next day to explain to people basic science about how six months is longer than 21 days and these people aren't bringing Ebola into the country.
That's stupid, that's paranoid, white nationalist, nativist fear that is being manifested.
If you read some of the stories of these refugees, you get kind of the sense of the type of people that Alex wants you to see as a mortal threat to your safety.
Jean-Paul Kakweni was a public opponent of Joseph Kabila, who was known for his oppressive crackdowns on political dissent, the media, and civil liberty.
Quote, I was tortured.
I have a lot of bad memories of my life.
That's what led him to flee and seek refugee status here in the United States.
Jean-Paul is just one story of the approximately 350 immigrants who arrived in San Antonio from Africa this week.
And unfortunately, I can't tell you all their stories.
But I can tell you with 100% certainty that none of their story is, I have Ebola.
There aren't words strong enough for what Alex is doing.
There's a danger to his rhetoric that I pray he doesn't realize.
Because if he knows what he's doing, I can come to no other conclusion than he's trying to get these people killed.
Alex doesn't have some great source that's feeding him this shit.
It's the same as every other source he pretends to get info from.
It's probably a caller pretending to be in Border Patrol or some fucking idiocy one of his interns found on 4chan.
And what he's doing is supremely irresponsible.
This is white nationalism of an incredibly dangerous variety.
If any of these immigrants are attacked, their blood is on Alex's hands.
And I say that without qualification.
jordan holmes
Good.
We're finally in agreement.
I've been saying that since we started.
dan friesen
And one of the reasons that I take that hard a stand is because Alex goes on to say things like this.
alex jones
And Mexico's like that.
Mexico's had civilization collapse.
They've had, well, we're about to be the same.
And then it just comes down to men with guns.
Because our own government wouldn't put men with guns on the border and wouldn't give them the authority.
dan friesen
So he's advocating for men with guns to protect the country from the scourge that he's yelling and warning people about.
And this entire episode is so much about the Congolese and Angolan immigrants that have come to San Antonio.
It's very specific, the context that he's speaking in.
Men with guns need to protect us from these African immigrants that are coming in.
They probably have Ebola.
It's insane.
It's a deep, deep escalation of that immigrants have disease.
Because of the fear that he also attaches to Ebola.
It's frustrating.
jordan holmes
I know we've talked about this before, but the fact that these assholes will never say what they want.
You know, he's just like, hey, these people are coming in and the government won't put people with guns at the border.
He won't say the next part where he wants what he wants those people to do.
dan friesen
He wants those people with guns to shoot the people who try and get into the country.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
You should be forced to say the ultimate goal of your actions if you're going to do something so violent.
dan friesen
It becomes so undefensible to say those things if you vocalize the other part.
jordan holmes
And it just seems like there's no other outcome that would satisfy him.
dan friesen
Nope.
jordan holmes
There's just none.
dan friesen
No, and he's pretending that they're not people who came over and then turned themselves in and pled refugee status.
What they're doing isn't illegal.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It's specifically legal.
jordan holmes
In fact, it's very legal, yes.
dan friesen
So yeah, he's trying to basically create and normalize.
In his communities, it's probably already completely normalized.
But the idea that immigrants who come in and are trying to apply for refugee status should be shot.
If they come into the country.
Because it's an illegal encroachment of the country and they probably have diseases.
And Ebola, you know, it could become airborne any minute.
And if it does, oh my god, these Congolese people who have come in are trying to do that to you.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's disgusting.
It seems like he wants to live in his castle.
He wants Austin to have giant castles built all around it.
And then he wants Texas to have even bigger castles built all around that.
And nobody gets in or gets out.
And there are people standing on the fucking parapets ready to shoot.
dan friesen
A metaphor of the Alamo.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Something like that.
His fantasy version of it.
jordan holmes
Fucking disgusting.
dan friesen
So Alex sent a ton of reporters out.
I don't know.
It was Owen Troyer and some people.
jordan holmes
How many reporters does he have?
dan friesen
I mean, how many of them are really kind of just freelancing?
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's true.
dan friesen
He could call them.
I don't think really works for him, but she freelances.
We'll get to her in a little bit.
But Owen Schroyer's out there, you know, they got some footage, but there's a problem, and that is that none of them are bilingual.
jordan holmes
Oh, my fucking God.
dan friesen
They can't understand any of the things that are being said.
jordan holmes
And they, of course, didn't bring a translator.
dan friesen
Wow.
They did bring Google.
alex jones
God love my reporters.
They're such good guys.
They're like, well, these people speak French.
We don't understand them.
And I said, use a Google translator.
Because I've been doing this during the breaks.
But I'm not complaining.
But I'm just saying, I'm doing a lot of multitasking.
I'm like, get a Google translator and ask them in French.
That's the second language in there.
Why did you leave?
What are your fears?
jordan holmes
It's not how you ask people questions.
alex jones
And they tell them.
Ebola.
You might think that's newsworthy.
dan friesen
It's not.
alex jones
Does it matter?
It's in French.
dan friesen
Quoi?
unidentified
Ebola?
alex jones
Africans fleeing the Congo.
Africans fleeing Ebola arrive in Texas.
We have it confirmed.
dan friesen
You don't.
But so what?
Even if it was true.
jordan holmes
Fleeing Ebola is fine.
dan friesen
It is.
As long as there's control mechanisms in place.
You don't want the disease to spread.
Of course not.
We've been aware of Ebola for long enough.
That people are checked.
Yeah.
It's not as crazy a thing as Alex is suggesting.
But the idea that like six months ago these people left the Congo or Angola because they were afraid of the outbreak that was happening and the Ebola that was popping up.
For them to express that is not in any way an indication that they are in any way more likely to have Ebola.
Like if Alex right now sees all these African folk coming in who he thinks have Ebola, they're coming into Texas.
So he decides to leave Texas and, I don't know, sets up shop in Massachusetts.
And someone's like, why did you move to Massachusetts?
I was afraid of Ebola.
Doesn't mean he is any more likely to have it than these refugees.
So he can go fuck himself.
This is stupid.
jordan holmes
Also, I'm not going to accept Google Translate results as evidence of anything.
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't think that even with help they can translate French, which is a marginally simple language.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Why don't any of your staff know another language?
I bet they don't know Spanish, even.
They live in Texas.
jordan holmes
Oh, they absolutely probably don't know Spanish.
dan friesen
Because American.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Is the language.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he does.
unidentified
Of the West.
jordan holmes
On the resume, if you have bilingual in there, it's immediately tossed out.
Because you're a traitor for knowing another language.
dan friesen
And that's one of the reasons why I think it's so important that people study languages.
I think it's a really good thing to be bilingual.
Even if you...
jordan holmes
I don't think anybody...
I think only white nationalist lunatics disagree with you.
dan friesen
Yeah, probably.
I think there's a lot of people who think, like, it's just something you can do or not do.
Whereas I actually think that it really expands your mind to learn other languages.
Not just because of the vocab and all the practice of that, but you start to get a sense of how other people express themselves.
There's a really empathic quality.
I support it wholly.
And I think that's part of the reason why ding-dongs like these assholes are averse to it.
Because it does open your mind.
You start to...
Who cares?
I'm not going to get on a soapbox.
In this next clip, Alex is complaining that no one else will cover this story.
And I suspect that that's because no one is nearly as white nationalist as him.
jordan holmes
Not even Tucker Carlson will go that far.
dan friesen
Give him a couple days.
jordan holmes
He probably will.
dan friesen
He'll just wait and see how the test run on Alex's show goes.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
And then Steve Doocy will be doing it the day after that.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And so Alex is talking about that, and he brings in Mike Adams, the health ranger.
And, man, Mike is so fucked up.
What he says in this next clip is like, hey, glad you got kicked off Facebook, you prick.
alex jones
The Border Patrol, and I'm not bragging, I feel horrible, has to call me because no one else, one TV station's reporting on this, Mike, which means the kibosh is on it.
Insane.
mike adams
Aside from the psychological context here, something very important to understand is that this invasion, this is a bioweapons invasion of America, and it's being combined.
With what you wanted me to come on and talk about, which is the censorship of vaccine truth information.
alex jones
And Gerald Solende is coming up, and we'll take one segment from him and get into detail on that.
But exactly, it's all tied.
They want to censor us ahead of this move.
mike adams
This outbreak is being engineered to happen.
They want this outbreak to happen.
And then they have to completely control the narrative so that no one can come online and question the safety of...
The Ebola vaccine.
alex jones
No, I totally agree.
Like you said yesterday, the clampdown is ahead of the big event.
mike adams
Absolutely.
dan friesen
So, I think that there is no worse thing you can say than take people who are seeking refugee status here and call them a bioweapon invasion.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because what do you do?
What do you do with an illness?
You try and eradicate that illness.
jordan holmes
What do you do with a bioweapon?
dan friesen
Look at the country as a body, right?
This illness has come in.
You have to get antibodies to that illness.
What is that?
Well, Alex has already suggested it's men with guns.
This sort of language in this context is absolutely unacceptable.
I mean, they have the right to say it, but they should know, or I hope...
The society works in such a way that there's consequences for behaving like this.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's almost like I want radio listeners to have cookies.
You know, like, how many directly traceable cookies can we get back to Alex Jones and Mike Adams as far as fucking body count?
dan friesen
I don't know.
I mean, it seems like people have traced Ben Shapiro, the inspired terrorism.
Pretty neatly.
But I think also even in those cases, you know, those people still went to Alex's site.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's not fair for us to fully blame or anything like that.
jordan holmes
Of course not.
dan friesen
This sort of language exists in a universe of media consumption that this is a very radicalizing aspect of.
It's very scary.
jordan holmes
Mike Adams calling All immigrants and invading bioweapon is insane.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That is the least empathic thing that I think you could possibly do.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You know?
dan friesen
And I think Mike is one of these dudes, too, who, like, I think we maybe should pay more attention to him.
Because I think, especially recently...
The times that he's been on, he's been the one who's pushing Alex further.
Like, when he came on and talked about the Trump declaring a state of emergency, the Insurrection Act type stuff, he was the one who was pushing for, like, we need to lock up our enemies.
You know, Alex is obviously on board with that, but Mike was the one who was making it okay for Alex to be that way.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he was spearheading it, so Alex went on a wakeboard.
dan friesen
And here Alex is implying...
That they're a biochemical, bioweapon invasion, but Mike's the one who's overtly saying...
jordan holmes
Straight up.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And you might think that Mike has some sort of a good argument about this Ebola threat being real, right?
You might think that when everybody who knows anything about science, who understands the situation...
jordan holmes
Science is a globalist plot, Dan.
dan friesen
Basically.
People saying things is a globalist plot.
mike adams
In the mainstream media?
When they say it's real, it's fake.
When they say it's fake, it's real.
That's exactly what we're witnessing now.
dan friesen
That's called being a baby.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
That's called thinking poorly.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you are stupid.
That is dumb.
dan friesen
For a group of people that pride themselves on, like, logic and critical thinking, like, if you express something like that, like, just because X says Y, Y is not true.
So you just, uh, that's the kind of thing where if someone says that, you just gotta walk away from them.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Like, alright, man.
jordan holmes
Or join their cult.
dan friesen
You're oppositional defiant to a level that is just like...
How do you live?
jordan holmes
I think he's pre-gaslighting us?
dan friesen
Somewhat.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he's priming us for his eventual gaslighting?
dan friesen
Maybe.
jordan holmes
Jesus.
dan friesen
So, as we know, years ago, there was some Ebola that did manage to end up in the United States.
And guess what?
It was taken care of incredibly efficiently.
jordan holmes
No, I'm pretty sure it was a soft launch and the globalists were thwarted once again by Alex and his ilk, and now they're going back to the same plan.
dan friesen
It could be.
But...
I know from researching that, because we did an episode about Alex's coverage of the 2013 outbreak.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
I know from researching that that the media was covering it.
I know that people were talking about it, but Alex seems to think now in 2019 that the media covered it up back then, which I can say categorically is not true.
Here's Alex Lyon.
alex jones
It's now admitted in 2019 that five years ago...
Ebola did show up in Texas, Georgia, New York, and other areas, and people were kept in secret wings.
I was reporting at the time at InfoWars.com.
Mike Adams was spearheading it at the time at NaturalNews.com.
dan friesen
And everyone else was covering it up.
Not true at all.
Absolutely a rewriting of history.
jordan holmes
By that reasoning, though, were the media to cover it, Mike Adams would assume that it was not true.
dan friesen
It would have to be, yeah.
I mean, they want it both ways.
It doesn't fucking matter.
They're just bad at making arguments and they appeal to that sort of distrust.
They pretend it's a healthy distrust, when in reality it's an abusive distrust.
So, anyway, Alex in this next clip, this is the last one from the 10th, from June 10th.
This is just deeply irresponsible, the way he's characterizing these immigrants who have come into San Antonio.
alex jones
Why would the captured federal government, Trump only controls part of it, be bringing in thousands of Africans to Texas alone, fleeing the Congo with what they're now saying is the second or largest outbreak ever?
jordan holmes
Maybe to save fucking lives.
alex jones
All over San Antonio are just thousands of people.
Wandering around.
We've talked to the Border Patrol.
They say, Alex, it's not 300.
It's thousands.
Over a thousand in the last few days.
And I even found an article.
dan friesen
So, I mean, he's just saying that they're wandering around San Antonio.
If you are someone who believes him and you believe that these people might have Ebola and they're a threat and there's thousands of them wandering around, how do you know if someone that you see wandering around San Antonio is a...
Immigrant from the Congo.
unidentified
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
jordan holmes
I know, I know.
Their skin is different.
dan friesen
I mean, it does lead to a suspicion of everybody who might be from the Congo.
I mean, you understand?
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It almost seems like it doesn't even matter if they're from the Congo.
dan friesen
Any black person wandering around San Antonio is now officially, according to Alex, suspicious.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes
We should stop and inspect every single black person walking around.
dan friesen
That's the only way to be safe.
jordan holmes
That's the only way to be safe.
And that's what we want.
We need to be safe.
So let's just stop every black person.
dan friesen
I understand.
jordan holmes
Give them a good frisk.
dan friesen
I understand fully that that's not what Alex is saying.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But that's what he's implying.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's what's beneath.
The rhetoric that he's putting out.
And he hides, much like that, you know, you need men with guns on the border.
He's avoiding saying the part that is the real-world application of the rhetoric that he's putting out.
Men on the border stopping immigrants.
You are wanting them to be shot if they try and enter the country.
jordan holmes
Especially considering...
dan friesen
There's thousands of these people wandering around San Antonio.
You want everyone to be suspicious of anyone who looks like they might be African.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
That's what you're doing.
jordan holmes
Especially in the context of today where he's talking about we need men with guns on the border.
There are border militias with guns who have killed people.
We need to monitor every black person in San Antonio.
Cops kill people all the fucking time!
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
For nothing!
dan friesen
Yep, I agree.
I agree.
God!
So we get to the 11th, and I've studiously avoided trying to play any...
Rainbow Snatch material.
Millie Weaver's character that she does.
jordan holmes
I believe you forgot the adjective brilliant.
dan friesen
Brilliant character.
Brilliantly opportunistic.
For those of you who don't know, Millie Weaver is an employee of Alex Jones.
She puts on a character named Rainbow Snatch, which she believes is some sort of a parody of feminism and the left and the excesses of the LGBT community or something.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it just kind of seems more weird on her part.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's usually pretty dumb.
So she went out to Pride and...
I want you to put your mic down because this is going to make you a little bit, like, screamy, possibly.
But I really want you to hear what her bit is when she goes out there.
unidentified
Hey, guys!
It's your favorite vlogger, Rainbow Snatch.
Viewer discretion is advised.
It's Pittsburgh Pride 2019.
Yes, queen!
Let's go see what some of these LGBTQ allies and friends have to say.
Should we impeach Trump?
Mike Pence for president!
Mike Pence!
Mike Pence for president!
Yeah, Mike Pence!
You guys want Mike Pence?
Mike Pence?
You want Mike Pence for president?
No!
Probably not!
dan friesen
So the bit seems to be highlighting Mike Pence's homophobia.
It seems to be taking his hatred of gay people as a virtue almost.
It's like, oh yeah, you want to impeach Trump?
Well, guess what you get then?
It's almost a threat.
It's a very weird setup for a bit, because normally you'd probably want to be like, Mike Pence doesn't hate gay people, he just has traditional values.
But this seems to be making very overt that Millie Weaver, at least, is very conscious of the fact that should Mike Pence be president, things would be very bad for the LGBT community, and she's wielding that almost as a trump card, kind of, to like, you think you want Trump impeached.
Be careful what you wish for, jerk.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's fucked up.
It's not comedy.
jordan holmes
I'm confused.
Is she parodying people?
Because she's almost more an effective parody of what the hard right thinks they are parodying.
dan friesen
Trust me, it's not that.
jordan holmes
She's insane.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
She might be a genius.
dan friesen
No, she's not.
I've seen enough of her work to know she's not.
jordan holmes
On the second level.
dan friesen
No.
I went through this with Ann Coulter ten years ago, thinking it's a brilliant parody of commentary.
jordan holmes
No, they just can't go lower.
Or they can always go lower.
dan friesen
And I just don't think it's well thought out, because there's probably some kind of bit you could do along these lines that might have something to it, but this just seems hostile.
It really just seems like, you know, I don't want Trump impeached.
You do.
If you get what you want, your survival's at risk.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's fucked up.
jordan holmes
Is there a bit?
dan friesen
I mean, that's it.
That's what it is.
jordan holmes
That's the whole thing?
dan friesen
It's kind of a display of cruelty as a bit.
jordan holmes
So her plan was to go to the Pride Parade.
dan friesen
And bum people out.
jordan holmes
And say, you want Trump impeached?
And they go, yeah!
And then she says, you love Mike Pence.
Was she trying to catch them not knowing?
Like a Jay Leno man on the street where they're like, yeah, we want Mike Pence!
See, they don't know anything about politics at all.
dan friesen
No, no, no.
It was more a, like, get people excited about Trump.
Being impeached.
And then bringing them down to earth with the, well, don't you know that Pence would be president then?
Which is...
jordan holmes
Oh, that's just being a dick.
dan friesen
Yeah, and also there's a fundamental thing that's like, yes, people are drunk at the pride parades.
People are drunk at all street festivals and things like that.
So if you're going out and you're like, I'm trying to do a serious piece of reporting, it's like, people are fucked up.
They don't want to talk to you.
Like, haha, I caught them not realizing in a drunken moment of exuberance that Mike Pence would be president if Trump was impeached.
Who cares?
What point are you making?
The only point is bringing up Mike Pence's homophobia, which is something that they should be not celebrating?
jordan holmes
I don't understand.
dan friesen
It's very weird.
jordan holmes
Also, I propose a new amendment that I think we can all agree on.
Parades are hallowed ground.
No, like, man-on-the-street interviews during a parade.
Just have a great time.
No political bullshit.
dan friesen
Most of the time, those organizers of events like that require people who are doing interviews to have press passes.
But it's very hard to control the flow of people.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And so people end up generally being able to skirt those rules, especially if you're just recording on, like, an iPhone.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
unidentified
Can't you just let people have a good time at Pride?
dan friesen
Nope.
Not if you're Rainbow Snatch.
The world's greatest satirist.
Mark Twain of our times.
Rainbow Snatch.
So Alex comes back in and he's still on this African immigrants Ebola nonsense.
But it's escalated a little bit.
It's escalated.
And Alex is in a really fucked up mood on this episode.
Because there's a little bit of video that Alex plays of someone...
Like pushing his camera away.
One of Owen's cameras away.
Doesn't want to be on film.
And this really, really sets Alex off.
alex jones
This is the incredible...
Oh, and now they're covering our camera people.
So there's your headline.
Congo invaders.
Assault reporters.
Refugees fleeing Congo Ebola tell reporters they can't film them because they're the royalty, the godmen, to come here to hate America and bitch and tell us how we suck and how white people are bad.
Because you know that's the brainwashing in the refugee camps in Africa, getting them ready, loading them on planes, bringing them in.
dan friesen
Nothing about any of the information he actually has indicates that that's the case.
He's just projecting.
That's all that is.
That's an insane thing to put on these people with no information.
Now, I mean, if he had video of them being like, well, in the refugee camps they teach us to hate white people and they're bringing us in.
I'd be like, oh, that's interesting.
That guy said that.
Still not proof that that's true, but you could report on that.
This is just Alex's sort of replacement fears.
The demographic replacement nonsense really...
Driving the train.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It's fucked up.
jordan holmes
Jesus.
God, it's so stupid to point out hypocrisy.
I hate it.
But remember when a, let's say, Republican fucking congressman beat the shit out of a Guardian journalist?
dan friesen
I do.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I seem to recall Alex being 100% for it.
dan friesen
Oh yeah, he was thrilled.
jordan holmes
He was overjoyed.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And this dude was just like, hey, can you not film me?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
God, I hate these people.
dan friesen
Yeah.
But I agree with you.
Secondary, though, to how deep Alex gets into this hole.
This hole of, like, they hate white people.
This next clip kind of made me feel unwell.
It gave me a little bit of a flutter and a sense of, like, ugh.
I just think he's...
There's something really fucked up going on in his head on the 11th.
alex jones
And our crew was out there.
I saw them this morning.
They said, Alex, we'd walk down a street and there'd be 50 here, 100 there.
It's on the local news that they already have Congo community groups that are saying, oh, thousands are coming.
Get ready for it.
I have that newscast.
dan friesen
Doesn't play it.
alex jones
That's what I'm saying.
It's totally insane.
Where's my clipboard?
I've got that Congo clip.
I mean, I've got like 60 clips here.
Local Congolese family tries to make asylum seekers feel at home.
dan friesen
So what?
alex jones
And they say, oh, thousands more come.
Millions come.
Oh, no.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, no.
alex jones
You're going to pay.
You're going to pay good.
And, hey, I bet there'll be some reparations for slavery.
I bet my kids will probably have to pay them a bunch of money because I'm a white devil.
But you sure fight hard to get into that white devil's place.
And then once you get in with that white devil, you tell that white devil how bad he is.
I'm not taking this crap anymore.
I'm done.
dan friesen
You were done long ago.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I know.
dan friesen
What are you pretending this is some sort of new feeling for you?
You stupid asshole.
unidentified
God.
dan friesen
So there's a couple things that really disturbed me about that.
First of all, the voice, obviously.
Then the editorializing that he does within that voice is really fucked up.
The idea that African immigrants who are coming in now would ask for reparations is kind of silly.
I think he's trying to distort that argument entirely.
And then, beyond that, you can hear an echo, and it really drove home, like, he's in a much worse studio.
You know, the sound quality of the show is diminishing.
There is an echo when he starts yelling.
This is not his professional studio anymore.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's no good.
dan friesen
Yeah, there's a different quality to it.
I think he's being angrier and angrier as he descends into worse and worse environs.
jordan holmes
The people who assume that minorities all hate white people so much probably only do it because they're so awful that they are hated.
It's not like everybody hates white people.
It's that you guys are dicks.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And you deserve it.
dan friesen
And it's also projection.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It is the, like, I hate these groups.
Why wouldn't they hate me?
Right, right, right, right.
We're at opposition in this.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you don't have to be, dude.
You can just be cool.
dan friesen
So, in this next clip, Alex makes it really overt that so much of his concern is about this demographic replacement idea.
This is all just his fears that these Africans are going to come in and vote Democrat, which is something that he talks about all the time, but it does bear mentioning that it's so fucked up a thing to say, but it's become so normal as a piece of Alex's rhetoric that it's almost boring, because he's so much worse.
I mean, that last clip is so much worse.
But it bears reminding people that this also lives in his head.
alex jones
Once they break the migration routes into the country...
The Africans even tell you we're coming by the millions.
So they know they're part of a plan.
And then they're going to be given voter ID cards.
They're going to be signed up as Democrats.
They're going to get their free welfare.
And the country will have its new voting bloc.
And that's it.
dan friesen
So that's, you know...
That's classic white nationalism stuff.
jordan holmes
White people won't be allowed to run everything and run roughshod over everybody and break everything that they want to and face no consequences for it.
How can we allow that to happen, Dan?
dan friesen
It's insane.
jordan holmes
God, that's such...
How do you not know that you're a white...
You know you're a white nationalist.
He knows that he's a white nationalist.
dan friesen
Well, it makes me think of Dave Daubenmire, Coach Dave.
The idea of, like, I'm a white nationalist, I'm white, and I'm a nationalist.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Like, lack of engagement with the ideas of what's going on.
Whether it's intentional or just being naive and stupid.
Like, whatever it is.
Willingly naive.
Yeah.
Whatever it is.
Yeah, it's a lack of caring about getting engaged with the actual terms and ideas and what's actually going on.
But yeah, on some level he has to know what he's doing.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And the fucked upness about that is, I think, more evident in the, I mean, the shitty voice was racist as fuck.
But the start of that is just literally, woman tries to help.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
And that he took as, well, obviously, I need to turn this into a weird racist screed.
dan friesen
Well, yeah, I mean, it's like the story is a Congolese woman who lives in America, knows more people of her country of origin are coming and wants to make them feel welcome.
Like, the alternative, I mean, what he's responding to, I guess what he would wish the headline is, Congolese immigrants made to feel not welcome.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
Treated like scourge.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
That's fucked up.
jordan holmes
And what he'd really like is Congolese woman treats other Congolese immigrants like scourge, because then he'd be like, ha ha, see, she's a nationalist too.
dan friesen
Or a better headline for Alex would be Congolese people shot at border.
jordan holmes
Yeah, pretty much.
dan friesen
So, anyway.
jordan holmes
God.
dan friesen
Yeah, he sucks.
So, uh, there's a big thing that happens on the 11th, and that is Roger Stone comes back.
jordan holmes
What?
dan friesen
Well, he has this gag order about his case, but that doesn't mean he can't talk about other things.
He can talk all he wants publicly.
He just can't talk about his case and anything that's related to it.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
He could have been on Infowars this whole fucking time if he wanted to, as long as he shut his mouth about things that involved Mueller, the investigation, his own case, any offshoot of that case, WikiLeaks, Jerome Corsi, I assume, Randy Credico.
He can't defend himself.
Publicly.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
About these things.
And that's why he wouldn't want to be on.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So he took all...
Like, they kept him off InfoWars for a long time because they're like, cool down, because even if we had you on to talk about anything, you would immediately be like, yeah, I know, I understand that Obama fucked this up, but Mueller is the real one!
dan friesen
Nope.
That's what you assume.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
We find out that there's a psychodrama going on between Alex and Roger.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
That this interview is...
unidentified
Tense.
dan friesen
Not tense.
Bizarre.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
And I think it leads Alex to start drinking.
But we'll get to that when we get to that.
Here is Alex welcoming Roger Stone back onto InfoWars.
alex jones
Roger Stone, glad we got you on.
I appreciate you contacting us first for your big exclusive Breaking Your Silence.
Should I ask up front, first it's good to see your face, good to talk to you this morning.
Why are you breaking your silence now?
roger stone
Well, Alex, first of all, let me say how good it feels to be back on InfoWars and how much I have missed the camaraderie and the shared goals of you, David Knight, Rob Dew, Millie Weaver, Owen Schroyer, Mike Zimmerman, and so many others there.
If there were theme music for this segment, I would choose Gene Autry's...
Back in the saddle again.
dan friesen
I thought he was going to say reunited and it feels so good.
I was really hoping it was...
alex jones
I don't know.
dan friesen
Back in the saddle again is fine.
jordan holmes
He would have to be excited to be reunited with these people for that song to work.
Instead, he is excited to be near them and at work.
dan friesen
On the phone.
jordan holmes
Very different situation.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So you might ask yourself, why is Roger even on the show?
He can't talk about his own personal stuff.
He doesn't really...
It's weird.
It's a strange situation to be in where it's like, we know you have a gag order.
Alex even makes clear that, like, we know you can't talk about that business.
And so I was wondering, what are they even going to do?
jordan holmes
I thought one of Alex's subtle digs was, thank you for contacting us first.
That was...
I thought that was a dig.
dan friesen
Well, we'll see.
roger stone
John Dean is a congenital liar, and he has costed himself...
By attacking all Republican presidents so that no one in the mainstream media will go back and examine his real role as one of those who conducted the Watergate cover-up and lied to virtually everyone about it.
I had no choice but to come on Infowars today and set the record straight.
dan friesen
So he's really just on the show to talk shit about John Dean because he went and testified.
jordan holmes
Yeah, we're talking Nixon.
That's what we're doing.
We're talking ass tattoo Nixon.
dan friesen
But we're not really.
I mean, he's just talking shit about John Dean.
And then he wants to give his rundown of the candidates in 2020, the Democratic field.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
It's a pointless interview for the most part.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Well, he can't talk about the one thing that the interview would be valuable for.
dan friesen
Right.
The only thing that we're interested in is, you going to prison, Roger?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And he can't talk about that.
But what he can do is make a poop joke.
And Alex loves it.
jordan holmes
Of course.
roger stone
I mean, I don't get my news from CNN for the same reason that I don't eat out of the toilet.
Virtually nothing that they write, nothing they broadcast is true.
I think most of the American people know that.
alex jones
It's kind of like at a certain point, people recognize dog crap out in the yard.
It's like, there's not lines around the block to eat that.
Exactly.
dan friesen
Their chemistry has not skipped a beat.
It is electric.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Alex is not good at tagging, first off.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Second.
If that joke is really the one that hits the sweet spot for you, we got a long way to go.
dan friesen
It's also really funny because on our last episode, Alex was talking about how Karl Rove talks about shit all the time.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true.
dan friesen
Here we have Alex losing his shit for a poop joke in 2019.
It's crazy.
unidentified
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
I told you there's a psychodrama going on, and I think it really starts to manifest in this next clip where Alex is kind of like, hey, man, why haven't you called me?
roger stone
And I miss all of you terribly, and I watch regularly to prepare myself for the upcoming trial in November.
alex jones
And let's talk about some of that, if you can, without getting around, without violating the gag order.
But why wouldn't you even talk to me the last few months?
I mean, everybody was like, what's going on with Roger?
And I'm like, I don't know.
You just say, gag order, gag order, and the text messages.
jordan holmes
Aww.
roger stone
Well, because I wanted to take a break.
It is an enormous task.
alex jones
By the way, let me interrupt you.
I'm famous for that.
You'll have the floor in the next 15, 20 minutes or as long as you want to stay.
You look frickin' 15 years younger.
Maybe I should take a break for a couple months.
You're looking pretty good there.
dan friesen
He doesn't even give him an opportunity to answer.
Alex is hurt.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it does sound like that.
dan friesen
He is hurt.
Why didn't you talk to me?
jordan holmes
That sounded really...
And that's why he had to interrupt him, because if he gave a genuine answer, then Alex was like, no, no, no, I can't feel.
I can't feel.
dan friesen
And he probably was gearing up to give at least a diplomatic sincere answer.
Like, I wanted to take a break.
I needed to get out of this space.
I was probably going to break my gag order if we talked more.
We have an energy between us.
You antagonize me.
I antagonize you.
We just kind of bullshit.
jordan holmes
Drop my guard for a moment.
And then I violate the gag order and I'm in prison.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And any of that, like, the bottom line of that is, like, you're kind of a negative influence for me.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And that conversation probably is what Alex wants to have.
So, of course, yeah, he interrupts him immediately.
But also, it's interesting to know that behind the scenes, not talking.
jordan holmes
Alex is hurt.
dan friesen
He is really hurt.
jordan holmes
Alex is really hurt.
dan friesen
But also, he thinks that Roger looks great.
And I did see the video, and he does look pretty good.
He looks like he's a little bit thinner.
Maybe it's just because he's wearing a tight T-shirt.
I'm not sure.
But anyway, Alex won't stop talking about how good he looks, and Roger is a fucking pro.
alex jones
Roger, I'm not kidding.
You look 15 years younger, because I know you used to work yourself to death fighting like 20 hours a day.
You look great, man.
roger stone
Well, I appreciate that, Alex.
It's because I'm still using a number of the products at InfoWars, including my all-time favorite, Brain Force Plus, which I still highly recommend to anyone who's looking for that extra boost of energy late in the day.
Works great for me.
It'll work great for you.
I'm still very much a believer and very much a customer.
While you're at it, if you want to help me, you can go to stonedefensefund.com.
dan friesen
What a pro.
jordan holmes
He's so good!
dan friesen
He needs to get his plug in.
So in order to do that, he plugs Alex's shit.
He transitions off a compliment into the plug that he needs to make to make his own plug.
jordan holmes
That is...
dan friesen
That's third stage at pivoting.
jordan holmes
That is good shit.
dan friesen
He is so good at this.
jordan holmes
Wow.
That is fucking...
Jesus.
dan friesen
So Alex has confronted him about the, why haven't you texted me?
Like, why don't you talk to me anymore?
And I don't think Alex was satisfied with the answer that started and then the interruption.
I think that he still wants to try and guilt Roger about his jilting.
He feels rejected and ignored and neglected.
But Alex can't make it all about himself.
So what he does is bring in Owen Schroyer to try and help guilt.
Roger.
jordan holmes
Could you please tell Roger that I am not talking to him right now?
dan friesen
No, it's not that.
It's, Roger, look at our son.
That's the thing.
You haven't talked to me, and I understand that.
Why haven't you talked to our boy?
You two used to host the War Room together.
This is insane, the level of, like, just petty drama that Alex is bringing.
alex jones
But let's bring Owen Troyer in, your co-host from the War Room.
He really misses you.
He was just asking me last week, why won't Roger call me back?
You know, how do I get him back on air?
So come on over here.
Let me grab that mic from underneath the table there.
I just decided to do this ten seconds ago, Owen.
dan friesen
Why won't you...
You know, Owen's real curious why you won't call him back.
Hey, buddy.
He's right here.
He's got a weird beard with no mustache now.
That's what happens when he doesn't have a father figure.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Look at that beard he's growing.
jordan holmes
You left, and nine months later, we got a little Owen Schroyer, and you abandoned him.
dan friesen
He really misses you, man.
jordan holmes
Jesus.
Imagine feeling jilted by Roger Stone.
Like, imagine being emotionally...
dan friesen
I can't imagine not knowing that this was the outcome.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I don't know.
jordan holmes
Did you even bother to read?
dan friesen
I'm not picking sides on this thing.
jordan holmes
Alex didn't even bother to read his Wikipedia page where it's like, oh, by the way, at the end of every relationship Roger Stone has ever had, he's fucked off and told you to go to hell.
dan friesen
Unless you have blackmail on it.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So in this next clip, before Owen and Roger get to have a little bit of a back and forth, Alex and Owen do a little bit of goofing.
About how he went down to a place where Ebola might be.
And this gets pretty fucked up.
alex jones
You're going to tell us everything at the bottom of the hour.
The point is, you literally could have Ebola right now.
Well, let's pray to God that I don't.
Stay back.
They say it's carried in the semen, though.
jordan holmes
Can I shake your hand?
dan friesen
That's right.
alex jones
As long as you don't try to stick your weenie in me.
unidentified
All right.
jordan holmes
All right, we're not going to do that on air today.
alex jones
I'm sorry, family show.
No, literally, it can gestate, it can incubate in the testicles for a year.
owen shroyer
And the doctor who gave us the interview, we'll talk more about this, basically denied that.
dan friesen
Didn't deny it.
Tried to explain what the reality is probably and you just didn't listen because you don't care and you're working towards a predetermined conclusion.
The fact that they're goofing around like that makes it fully clear to me that they don't believe there's a possibility even that Owen has Ebola from going down there because he knows that none of those people have Ebola.
This is all bullshit and that kind of display makes it so clear.
But also, Alex is technically kind of correct.
Ebola has been shown, in some cases, to be able to survive in human testicles for periods of about a year.
A test of 429 survivors of the 2016 Ebola outbreak in Liberia showed that 9% of them had some amount of fragmented Ebola in their semen, with 63% of that 9% still showing signs of it a year after they survived the condition.
This is why the World Health Organization has specific guidelines in place for sexual activity for people who have survived Ebola.
While pointing out that more research needs to be done on the subject, they say that a survivor's semen should be tested every three months, and until they have two tests in a row that come back negative, they should refrain from intercourse or use condoms.
This takes care of any concerns about possible transmission that may come that may or may not even be postpartum.
We're not entirely sure.
jordan holmes
Right.
40 dudes were found with some Ebola and the guys were like, hey, knock it off for about a year.
Then you'll be good.
dan friesen
Well, yeah.
I mean, that's a little simplistic, but yeah.
But you might also notice that this is all surrounding survivors of Ebola.
And that's because Ebola doesn't hide out in the testicles waiting to infect a person for up to a year.
That's nonsense.
If you have Ebola in your nuts right now, you're going to have Ebola in a week.
Alex is intentionally misrepresenting this medical information in order to reinforce his completely incorrect assertion that these people in San Antonio probably have Ebola.
Even though you don't know it, you don't see it, it's in the balls.
jordan holmes
Because it can gestate for up to a year.
unidentified
Instead of survivors.
dan friesen
It's not just like, hey.
jordan holmes
Well, and that's not even gestating.
That's just a virus.
dan friesen
Staying.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So yeah, it's all nonsense, but it's a good thing they got to do a little bit of homophobic riffing and goofing around.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm pretty stoked that they can go from advocating that we put murderers at the border to kill these people and then turn that into a homophobic thing as well.
That's really a triple lux right there.
dan friesen
Much like Roger is an expert at these pivots, these ad pivots, they too are experts in making all bigotry connect.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So there's something going on on this show.
I mean, Roger's on.
They're having a real lost friendship moment on air.
But also, Matt Drudge has picked up that Roger Stone is on InfoWars, and he's topped Link.
He top-linked it.
So Alex is now super excited about the fact that we're number one on Drudge right now.
alex jones
Well, you've got to know, Alex Jones here back live with Owen Schroeder, Rogers Pound exclusive.
They can't stand that Infowars.com and Newswars.com exist.
Neither can I. But they really can't stand that DrudgeReport.com, the second biggest website in the world, not just the biggest news site.
It is the biggest news site.
Second biggest site.
In the world.
You can look that up.
After, like, Yahoo and MSM, it's always, like, you know, varies.
Second biggest news site in the world.
Biggest site in the world when it comes to news, but second biggest site total.
And there it is, live.
Roger Stone breaks silence.
dan friesen
So Alex keeps bringing this up.
And I think that the interview was supposed to be a bit shorter than it was, but he keeps stretching it out because he knows that we're top-linked on Drudge because it's going to feed so much traffic.
So Alex is constantly also saying that Drudge is the top news site in the world and the number two website total, but generally he doesn't say, you can look it up, so I just don't.
I know he's lying, but this time he invited me to explore it, so why not take him up on it?
Currently the number one website in the world is Google.
Number two is YouTube.
Number three is Facebook.
Wikipedia is number five.
Amazon comes in at number ten.
Mixed in are a bunch of Chinese websites like Baidu and QQ.com.
Drudge isn't even in the top 50. Shit, Drudge isn't even in the top 50 sites if you only consider the United States.
You can make an argument that YouTube is in some ways news-related, but there's also a lot to it that's more than just news, so maybe you don't want to count that as the top news site.
I was having a real tough time figuring out what constituted a news site, so I could check Alex's, it's the top news site in the world.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But thankfully, Alexa allows you to filter their results by website category, and when you do that and you only include news sites, guess what?
Drudge is number 22. Oh, that's no good.
He comes in behind Reuters, Bloomberg, CNBC, USA Today, Forbes, Washington Post, Fox News, Yahoo News, The Guardian, New York Times, and CNN.
Oh, and he's also 14 spots down the list from Shutterstock.
jordan holmes
I think Alex would still consider Drudge the number one news source.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Right?
Because he doesn't think those other things.
unidentified
But he's not saying that.
jordan holmes
No, he's not saying that.
dan friesen
He's saying it's the number two website in the world.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And number one in the news category.
And it is not.
It's number 22 in the news category.
They also, on Alexa, they have a subcategory of news, which is just headline links, which perfectly describes Drudge.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And he isn't even number one there.
That's Reddit.
Reddit's number one in headline links.
jordan holmes
Really?
dan friesen
Much more traffic than Drudge.
According to Alexa, Drudge is the 832nd biggest website in the world and 162nd biggest in the United States, which is very impressive.
It is nothing to be ashamed of, and I'm not shitting on it, but it really does seem disappointing if you previously thought it was number one or two.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was expecting, like...
He was embellishing, but, you know, it was in the 20s or something like that.
dan friesen
Not even close.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
So Alex might want to spin it and say that Alexa is a company that's run by Amazon, so it's not trustworthy.
So fine.
I decided to check Quantcast.
They use slightly different metrics than Alexa, and they don't include as wide a range of sites.
Like, they don't include porn sites.
So this number is a little bit different.
They have Drudge at number 41 in the United States, which is still way lower than Alex's claim.
Also, they're not the number one news site.
They aren't even close.
Like, BuzzFeed, MSN, Vice, and The Hill are all...
Far above Drudge.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
My point here is that Alex is just making shit up, but he's doing it because to him, Drudge is the biggest website in the world.
Drudge was founded in 1995, right as Alex was launching his career.
So the whole time Alex has been peddling his shit, Drudge has been right there.
Alex identifies with Drudge.
So of course Alex thinks that he's the most important and biggest thing in the world.
Exaggerating Drudge's place in the world is one part hero worship.
But one part pathetic narcissism by proxy.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He feels that the two of their careers are super intertwined.
Maybe there is something to that.
I think that there's probably a piece of it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, it also benefits him specifically to...
Because the only time he talks about Dread Report, really, is whenever he's on it.
dan friesen
That's not fair.
I just don't play a ton of clips.
He brings it up a lot.
jordan holmes
That it's the number one or number two?
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
And about how, like, of all the conservative folk, Drudge is one of the only people keeping the fire.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That sort of stuff.
And he brings up headlines from Drudge a lot when he's just covering a story.
He's like, you got this up on Drudge?
So he brings it up outside of his personal connection a lot.
But he also brings up their personal connection a lot, too.
jordan holmes
I thought it was almost like a synergistic advertising, you know?
Like, the more important Drudge is, the more important Alex is when he's on Drudge.
dan friesen
That's definitely fair.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
You know, that kind of, look at how great I am because of how great this is, and I'm the number one result on the number one news site in the world.
dan friesen
I definitely believe that that's fair.
roger stone
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, Roger's on.
Drudge is doing the advertising for him.
Everything is great.
They want to get into the 2020 candidates.
You know, Biden is leading in some polls now.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Roger does not think this is going to last because he believes that there's a mystery candidate.
jordan holmes
There's a mystery candidate.
roger stone
Joe Biden wants to run?
Let him run.
He's cannon fodder.
The Obama machine will sweep him aside, and I still predict that their strongest nominee...
Their most likely nominee would be Michelle Obama.
alex jones
I agree.
In fact, the word is, I was told by CIA, and these are real people.
This is not, like, regular people that say they work for the CIA.
jordan holmes
Sounds like they're not real people.
alex jones
They've been surveilling that they had meetings a year ago with Hillary and Michelle talking about running together and them debating who'd be the presidential nominee.
dan friesen
Man, Alex is an improv guy.
Roger just throws that curveball.
Michelle Obama is the strongest candidate.
Not only that, the CIA has told me that there are meetings.
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's...
Did he do UCB?
What are we doing here?
dan friesen
Ground legs.
jordan holmes
Yeah, ground legs using the ground legs.
dan friesen
Where is that reporting earlier?
Like, where is...
jordan holmes
Never mentioned it before.
dan friesen
Needed Roger to bring it up so he could double down on it.
jordan holmes
Never ever mentioned it before.
dan friesen
Crazy.
Crazy stuff.
unidentified
God.
dan friesen
So in this next clip, Alex expresses that he thinks that QAnon is a leftist psyop designed to try and fracture the connection between himself and Donald Trump.
jordan holmes
Well, that helps.
alex jones
And I see the left saying, oh, Trump doesn't like Roger.
And they do that for the national news to try to drive a wedge against Trump and against you.
Between you both.
They do that to us.
Oh, the media calls.
Oh, you hate Roger now.
Oh, you guys have fallen out.
You're big enemies now.
And I even halfway bought into that until I talked to you.
And you just get into these psyops with these people.
And then the QAnon movement.
Oh, Alex is going to jail.
Roger's going to jail.
It's all part of Trump's plan to get the bad guys.
So the bad guys try to put us in prison.
And then the Q is just some fake thing on the internet that says, oh, that's Trump getting the bad guys, while Trump is defending you, saying you're a great guy on Twitter and sending out my videos and defending InfoWars.
The way the left works and the psyops they run are just so disgusting, and people really, I think, need to learn to see through them.
dan friesen
I do agree that people need to learn to see through those sorts of things, like QAnon being like a wild pile of bullshit.
Yeah.
I don't think the logical conclusion to come to is this is the left PSYOP.
That's the other kind of bad thinking.
jordan holmes
Yeah, we're right back at, yes, you came to the right conclusion.
People should learn to see through this.
The way you got there is the dumbest possible road you could have taken.
dan friesen
And you're a shit advocate for helping people get to the right conclusion.
You only reach the right conclusion because you found a way to make it work for you.
jordan holmes
Right.
And that's not good.
And even then, your main goal is to only obfuscate the same way, just have people come to you.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You know?
dan friesen
For sure.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, in this next clip, we learn that Twitter, you know, I mean, it's one of the biggest websites in the world.
People love it.
Some people hate it.
But it turns out its days are numbered.
alex jones
Well, I should add, Trump just warned Twitter two days ago.
He said, I am coming after you and knowing the president.
Before he said, I'm looking at it.
But now he's gone through the phases of meeting privately, publicly warning him a bunch.
He's always very judicious.
He's a counterpuncher.
But what does it mean when he tweets, okay, I'm coming after you?
The word is he's got a whole new conservative Twitter ready that if he energizes it, he'll break Twitter.
roger stone
Well, what it means to me is that he's been watching us here at Infowars.com.
dan friesen
The idea that Trump has a conservative Twitter ready to go, I don't know what level of...
Whack you've got to be to think that that's going on.
jordan holmes
So he's just, so the president using the powers of the presidency, I guess.
dan friesen
Well, magic.
jordan holmes
Has just...
Has just been like, okay, we've designed a conservative Twitter, and we're going to launch it.
We're just waiting for the right time, which I assume is very shortly after Mike Adams, the health ranger, is kicked off Facebook.
dan friesen
I would assume so, yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that makes sense, right?
dan friesen
You know what, Ding Dong?
It already exists.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's called Gab.
Like, go over there.
jordan holmes
Just go.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
He's already over there, probably, right?
dan friesen
I'm certain he is.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It takes a lot to get kicked off that.
jordan holmes
It is weird how impotent Trump is showing himself to be, even as he exercises ridiculously powerful pain and cruelty.
So much of him saying stuff is just, he says he's going to do something, the news covers it, people get all excited or all angry about it.
And then it turns out later that he actually can't do anything and nobody cares because it's five days later.
dan friesen
And some of that's strategic, too.
I mean, in this case, it's clearly to preserve this base that feels jilted by social media companies.
So, I mean, there is a strategic element to paying lip service to certain...
And I think all politicians do that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, for sure.
For sure.
Yeah, Biden definitely no longer supports the Hyde Amendment.
That was immediate.
We got that settled, I'm sure.
dan friesen
Uh-huh.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, in this next clip, Alex gets back to his personal feelings about Roger.
And he tries once again to find out, why didn't you call me?
And I think from Roger's response, you get a pretty clear sense that he does not really care that Alex feels rejected.
unidentified
Duh!
alex jones
I'll have you back on, but I'm going to...
Look, we haven't talked, except maybe twice on the phone in the last three, four months.
Maybe ten voice messages.
I looked it up.
You said, I can't talk to you, gag order.
Suddenly, you're ready to go hog wild.
That's great.
What has changed?
I already asked the question earlier, but what's happened?
roger stone
Let's be very clear.
Today's conversation has been about John Dean's testimony yesterday.
Before the House Judiciary Committee.
alex jones
No, I get it, but I had those conversations with you three months ago.
I said, Roger, I'll keep you employed.
You're better not talking about Russiagate.
Everyone's, come on and talk about the race.
Talk about politics.
And then suddenly you just disappeared.
So I'm not breaking your balls.
I'm asking how your calculus changed from then to agreeing with me.
roger stone
Well, I'm an old war horse, and I could not see this presidential campaign unfold.
No, I agree.
alex jones
They're going to try to spin it that you did, but it's a damn lie.
dan friesen
I don't think Alex got what he needed out of that exchange.
And I'm sure Drudge is now, like, really glad he top-linked this.
Yeah.
This sort of breakdown of...
jordan holmes
Emotional dynamics.
It is still...
dan friesen
Also, Owen Troyer is still silently sitting there.
jordan holmes
Weeping into a...
dan friesen
No full knowledge that he's a prop.
jordan holmes
I still feel empathy.
Even though it is so obvious and I'm blindsided by how stupid these people are whenever they're like, Oh!
Trump!
Roger Stone!
Why don't you return my calls anymore?
And it's like, dude, they never cared about you.
They don't have loyalty.
And they will toss you aside when you're no longer useful.
How did you not already know that?
But then watching him, like, grovel, and it's like, I still feel sad for how stupid you are.
You convinced yourself.
dan friesen
You don't feel an empathy for the people.
You feel an empathy for the situation.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
Because it's evocative of...
You know, people who don't deserve that sort of treatment from people.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
You can identify with it.
Yeah, I think that that's only human, to have that response.
But to care about Alex's hurt feelings, that's a bridge too far.
jordan holmes
Good call.
dan friesen
So we get back now to the idea about the CIA telling Alex that Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton had met to discuss running for president.
Hey, guess what?
Roger Stone, not into this bullshit.
alex jones
Oh yeah, that was my question earlier.
So I'm sure you know about the meetings.
I've confirmed.
They've been in meetings debating who will be on the top of the ticket.
So can you comment on that?
roger stone
You know, I have some skepticism about that.
Michelle Obama doesn't need Hillary Clinton.
She'd be an exceptionally strong nominee.
The Obamas still control the machinery of the Democratic Party.
Michelle Obama could command the money necessary.
alex jones
So you think she's the dark horse for the Democrats?
roger stone
There's no question about it, and we should not take that lightly.
She would be an extraordinarily formidable and difficult...
alex jones
By the way, I'm not bowing down to political correctness.
She's brown.
But when somebody comes from nowhere to win, it's called dark horse.
I'm going to use the term.
I'm not being politically correct.
No one said anything.
She's the dark horse candidate, you're saying.
roger stone
She's the outsider, she's the improbable, but she would be an exceptionally strong candidate.
And we should not underestimate that very...
alex jones
So Michael Obama is the leader right now.
Michelle, Michelle.
roger stone
I'm not going to cut it.
I told you how I see the Democratic side shaking up.
Alex, it's been great to be back with you.
I miss you.
I miss all of my colleagues at InfoWars.
I look forward to doing this again.
alex jones
Hey, hey, let me tell you how this works.
We're top-linked on drugs, my friend.
That means hundreds of millions of views, not tens of millions.
You are going to stay with us five more minutes.
dan friesen
I need you.
I need you.
I'm getting attention because you're on.
You're doing five more minutes.
jordan holmes
That was...
That was a lot.
dan friesen
That was wild.
jordan holmes
In one short period.
Every single clip that you've chosen today seems to have been a very lot in a very small amount of time.
dan friesen
I told you before we started, like, it's a mess of a couple things.
This is wild.
jordan holmes
This is wild.
dan friesen
Alex is going through a lot.
So you've got, in that clip, you've got Roger rejecting Alex's nonsense.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no UCB.
dan friesen
Which shows that Roger knows that when Alex says the CIA told him something, it's not true.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
He knows that his sources are shit, and so he's like, yeah, I'm skeptical of that.
That's nonsense, Alex.
Michelle doesn't fucking need Hillary.
What are you talking about?
That's ridiculous.
And then Alex correctly uses the term dark horse.
No one is going to say, like, that's a racist thing.
It doesn't even sound like a dog whistle in any way.
It just seems like a correct use of a colloquial term.
But he is so self-conscious or whatever that he has to justify his use of a term.
She's brown!
It shows the mental state.
He's keenly aware of how racist he is.
jordan holmes
What's weirder is that he was saying, I'm not being politically correct.
dan friesen
Because he's not going to bow to political correctness.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It seems like he's afraid that his listeners are going to call in and be like, you should have called her, you know?
Like, he's more mad that he's not being offensive.
dan friesen
Maybe.
jordan holmes
Or that he's more worried that his listeners will think he's going out of his way to not be offensive.
dan friesen
I feel like he's responding to imagined criticism that he'll get from Media Matters.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He calls Michelle Obama a dark horse.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
Which would never come, because that would be ludicrous.
But it is not okay that he's still doing the she's a man narrative.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's the thing that was even weirder.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
He's like, I would never be racist.
She's a man.
Like, wait, no!
unidentified
No!
dan friesen
But I think part of that, that, like, spiraling and weirdness, I think Alex has started drinking by this point.
jordan holmes
You think so?
dan friesen
Yes, because I think the interaction with Roger is not gone the way he wanted it to.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
He was hoping for some sort of emotional recognition on Roger's part that he had wronged him.
jordan holmes
Right.
He wants a catharsis, yeah.
dan friesen
You wouldn't call me.
I texted you and you said gag order.
We didn't have to talk about your case.
I thought we were friends.
We've been in this for years now.
You've been on my show every day, my main source of information.
I changed my brand for you, basically.
Yeah, yeah.
And you just threw me aside.
He needed something, and I don't think he got it, and I think he started hitting the booze.
Because it starts to get real weird.
The end of this show is...
I don't know how to describe it.
He's clearly showing signs of being fucked up.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
So he drinks his emotions, basically.
dan friesen
Yeah.
But also, when he gets back from break, he can't stop talking about being on Drudge.
alex jones
This is a short segment.
DrudgeReport.com's top length.
News is going to be dissecting this for weeks.
Roger Stone's broken his silence.
I'm Alex Jones with InfoWars.com and NewsWars.com.
Coming up next segment, the exclusive footage of thousands, not hundreds, of Ebola potential infected Africans from Congo in San Antonio, assaulting reporters.
dan friesen
He's really exaggerating a lot of what footage he has because he's getting some of that drudge audience hoping to keep him over.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
So him and Roger wrap up the interview in a fairly boring way just because, you know, nothing's going to top what's already happened.
jordan holmes
Roger, please just tell me you love me.
Please just tell me you love me.
dan friesen
They agree to stay in touch and that he'll be back on the show and Roger plugs his stuff a lot.
Yeah.
It's all good.
So Alex gets back and he's back on the Ebola bullshit.
alex jones
I have local Congonese groups saying, oh, millions are coming.
dan friesen
Nope.
alex jones
More are coming.
Yeah, we get it.
It already happened to Europe.
And again, I'm not even against these people, but these are uneducated people.
jordan holmes
Sounds like you are.
alex jones
Poor people.
With diseases who come in and become creatures of the Democrats.
dan friesen
You hear the way he's, like, gasping almost?
His verbal pattern has shifted.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It seems indicative of intoxication.
Also, he's saying, literally, I wouldn't be mad about these people, but they're poor, uneducated, and diseased.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I think you have no reason to believe that.
I think you have no evidence of any of that.
You don't know anything about these people.
You don't know what economic situation any of them are in.
You don't know their educational background.
You're making a blanket statement based on your fucking bigotry.
That's all you're doing because you are a white nationalist.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Trump, what was Trump?
We want the best immigrants.
And it's like, come on, man.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Don't even bother.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, reinforcing my theory that Alex has started drinking, Owen Schroer, now, since Roger's gone, gets to start talking.
And the two of them tag-team some conspiracies about these immigrants.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
And it's kind of like, remember that interview with Corsi where the two of them were fucking in sync?
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
This is the opposite.
unidentified
This is...
dan friesen
This is real clunky, because one guy has clearly been drinking, and the other one has not.
And so, Owen's kind of trying to keep the ship moving forward, and Alex is just all over the place.
Why do we have to take everybody in?
owen shroyer
Oh, by the way, but some of them, Alex, they're not coming here so downtrodden.
They've got smartphones, they've got new clothes.
alex jones
No, I said that.
This is our upper crust coming in to...
dan friesen
Wait, I thought they were poor.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and...
dan friesen
I thought they were poor and undereducated.
Now they're the upper crust?
jordan holmes
Is it bad?
Which one is bad?
dan friesen
I don't know.
unidentified
Are both bad?
jordan holmes
They are both bad because they're just not white.
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm going to restart this clip, though, just so you can hear it all in flow.
Why do we have to take everybody in?
owen shroyer
Oh, by the way, but some of them, Alex, they're not coming here so downtrodden.
They've got smartphones.
alex jones
They've got new clothes.
No, I said that.
This is the upper crust coming in with smugglers to create the anchor baby connection.
dan friesen
You can be a world traveler.
unidentified
Some of these people traveled to 13 different countries on this ride.
dan friesen
They get it all paid for.
Wait a second.
unidentified
But we can't even take care of our own people.
roger stone
So look, let's be humanitarians.
alex jones
Yeah, we want to take care of people.
unidentified
And don't worry, though.
alex jones
They all want reparations.
They already are like, America sucks.
We're here to get the free stuff.
owen shroyer
And some of them in the video when I get in start chanting at me to leave.
mike adams
It's like, wait a second.
unidentified
I'm paying for you to be here, bucko.
alex jones
Oh, I love it.
They even assault you.
It's like, hey, we're here.
Give us your goddamn, excuse me, Lord.
Give us your money, bitch.
dan friesen
That's amazing.
That is amazing.
The apologizing.
I'm sorry, Lord, and then swearing again.
unidentified
Ah!
dan friesen
He is untethered at this point in the show.
jordan holmes
Goddamn.
I'm sorry, Lord.
Jesus fucking Christ, these people are coming over.
dan friesen
It's wild.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah, so it's an anchor baby scam now.
I mean, he's all over the place with the theory.
You know, like, the theory has completely lost whatever beginning it had.
It has now grown to, like, it's everything.
It's all of his narratives wrapped in one.
And it gets worse in this next clip because he takes it...
He takes it to another place that he has no reason to take it.
alex jones
Can you believe that only DrudgeReport.com covered this in the videos?
Like, you think America will want to know?
Like, people from an Ebola country, thousands are pouring in.
Buses all day are pulling up.
People are going God knows where.
Not vetted.
They admit 30% of them in sex slavery.
They don't give a frat behind, baby, because it's Allah Akbar.
unidentified
You just saw it.
alex jones
This is the leftist takedown of the country, baby.
dan friesen
I don't like how much he's saying baby, quite frankly.
jordan holmes
That's evidence of him drinking.
dan friesen
It's off-putting.
jordan holmes
Goddamn.
dan friesen
Also, I guess they're Muslims now?
jordan holmes
Yeah, they're also Muslims.
dan friesen
Why does he think that?
jordan holmes
Because they're not like us, Dan.
dan friesen
I don't know what he's...
jordan holmes
If they're not like us, they're Muslims.
dan friesen
I do not know what he's doing, man.
Like, for this entire episode, the attacks on the refugees from the Congo were pretty focused.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I mean, like, at least the first couple hours of the show.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And the 10th, June 10th episode.
It was disgusting stuff and completely inaccurate and based on overt white nationalism, but it went down a pretty straight line of the Ebola fear.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Now, towards the end of the show, I think he's had a few drinks, and now these folks are Muslims who want to take down America.
If Alex knew anything about the topics he covered on air, he would know that according to the Pew Research Center, Congo's population is 96% Christian.
Only about 1% of the country is Muslim, which is not too much higher than the US percentage, which is 0.8%.
I really think Alex started drinking during the commercial breaks when Roger was on because he knew the drudge was linked to him.
He was drinking out of a drudge mug.
unidentified
He had a drudge mug on camera.
dan friesen
And Owen seems pretty annoyed.
If you're watching the video, he doesn't seem to be enjoying the exchange all too much.
Alex's behavior has completely changed.
It's very insane.
He's trying to work in all the different groups he hates to build up this conspiracy, and Owen's just trying to keep the ball moving forward because he's proud of whatever field piece he did.
This is a sad, disgusting picture, and it doesn't get better.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I would like to know what he's drinking because he's only on air for three hours, and he's ahead of the game, I would say.
I mean, at a reasonable rate, it takes me longer than three hours to get to their Muslims coming in.
dan friesen
I think his tolerance might be really low.
jordan holmes
Could be because of his lack of oxygen.
dan friesen
I don't know if that's the case, but people respond to substances differently.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's true.
dan friesen
And there's a decent chance that he has a thing where he drinks a bit, gets pretty drunk pretty quick, and then can...
Keep maintaining for a long time.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's good stuff.
dan friesen
Yeah, people respond differently.
Sometimes people pass out, some don't.
Who knows?
It could just be his biology.
jordan holmes
I am furious at anyone who says, why do we have to be the ones who take them in?
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
I hate that.
I hate that so much because that's...
Why do we have to be the ones?
Because that's who we fucking are.
That was the whole gig, man.
dan friesen
It was a big part of this Americana.
jordan holmes
That was the whole idea.
You know?
That's why we take them in.
Because that's what originally drew people to this stupid fucking country.
And all of these different...
The other countries aren't the melting pot that we are.
That's why people thought we were so great.
And now they see us for the white nationalist dumbasses that we are.
And that's what's fucking going down.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
You piece of shit, Troyer.
dan friesen
Well, hey, don't talk bad about him.
He's one of the only brave people left in this country.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
He's a brave American.
jordan holmes
I don't think so.
owen shroyer
Just me having the courage of going in there and asking a question, I could tell that some of the people in there were like, whoa, is an American actually standing up for America right now?
unidentified
This is not good for us.
alex jones
We heard this is a country of slaves.
unidentified
And then we're somehow bad, Alex.
jordan holmes
The most humanitarian aid given out to foreign countries.
alex jones
Oh, they all want to get here, and then once it's all free, we suck, and white people are bad.
I agree.
White people are bad.
I agree with Salon and CNN.
White people are evil!
dan friesen
Man, he is going through something.
But I want to talk about what Owen Troyer said.
Not the part about him being a brave American and all that stuff.
But to his question about why the U.S. is...
If the U.S. is so bad, why do we give out so much foreign aid?
I mean, I have an answer.
But I'm not going to provide that answer because I have a way more fun way to respond without getting into how resources are misdirected and all that sort of shit.
Before Trump came along, the only politician Alex and Infowars completely supported was Ron Paul.
He was the gold standard among all politicians, and Alex's operation was fully behind his runs for president in 2008 and 2012.
Alex loved Ron Paul so much that he even supported his wet noodle of a son, Rand.
One of Ron Paul's signature issues was his proposal to literally abolish all foreign aid, a position that even former Alex Jones guest Webster Tarpley has said is tantamount to willing genocide into existence.
Even figures who are fairly conservative look on Ron Paul's approach to this issue as manifestly cruel and really fucked up.
But this is Alex's favorite politician of all time, and I've never heard him say something like, I love Ron Paul, but I think he's a little out there on wanting to stop sending emergency aid to places.
What I'm getting at is that when you exist within a propaganda organization that carried water for a Muppet-voiced asshole who's dead set on eliminating foreign aid for over a decade, you don't get any points from bringing up how great this country is for providing foreign aid, something you're manifestly against.
My point here, Owen Troyer is very stupid, and this whole operation exists as an opportunistically abusive machine.
Infowars supported Ron Paul's desire to abolish foreign aid because it would hurt other people and presumably provide more money for, quote-unquote, us.
Now they're perfectly happy to act like they support foreign aid so they can use said aid as a weapon to shame immigrants and refugees.
This is crucial to understand.
What they're doing appears on the surface to be hypocritical.
But if you understand what it was about their former position and their present actions, it becomes clear that what motivates both is the same.
A hatred of people unlike themselves.
That's key.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
At a certain point, do you think they're going to go...
All the way around and be like, hey, we're going to start sending more foreign aid so you don't come here.
dan friesen
It would be an interesting argument for them to try and make.
jordan holmes
I would see if they could do that.
dan friesen
I don't think they ever could because it would probably involve increased taxation.
Their base would turn on them for that.
But I don't know.
It would be an interesting attempt on their part to make a compromise between these weird beliefs.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know.
I think that they value cruelty more than anything else.
I don't think they would do that.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because it would be like decreased cruelty and increased taxes.
Nope.
That is a non-starter.
jordan holmes
That's the worst thing that I could possibly think of.
dan friesen
So, now at this point, Roger has left.
And Owen's still there.
But Alex has another guest who comes in.
And that is Caitlin Bennett.
The girl who is most famous for walking around Kent State with a gun.
jordan holmes
Yeah, she's great.
dan friesen
She has been a humiliating douche since then.
Got involved with, like, Turning Point USA, Charlie Kirk's organization, and then I guess wasn't.
She's great.
I don't really have many feelings about her other than, like...
This is a fucked up appearance that she has on the show.
Because she starts talking about an interaction that she had when she was out making a field piece for Infowars.
And what she's clearly describing is someone who was willing to talk to her until they realized who she was.
But she's describing it as like, they turned in the middle of the interview.
It's just very bizarre to see this kind of lack of awareness.
Probably intentionally.
unidentified
But the guy in the white shirt that said nobody's illegal, I actually had a good conversation with him and we actually interviewed him and he gave a pretty good answer.
It wasn't a bad answer.
It wasn't a clickbait answer.
And then it's like he realized, oh crap, Iris remembered my program is working now.
I don't like her.
So he went and got his dad and then his dad and himself teamed up and decided that they were going to come attack me.
I mean, he's old enough to know not to act like this.
He's old enough to know.
And then he's teaching his son to treat women like that.
And these are the real Democrats that are out there.
This is not a minority.
People say that this is a minority in the Democratic Party, and it's not.
This happens all the time to me.
If it were a minority, it wouldn't happen every time I go out.
dan friesen
Well, I think that the only thing that's the same every time you go out is you.
So, if the same thing seems to be happening every time you go out, you've got to realize that the only variable that is the same in all of those circumstances is what you bring to it.
jordan holmes
I don't understand.
dan friesen
She doesn't either.
jordan holmes
No, I believe all Democrats are programmed to attack...
I think she's specifically trying to say that it's all women as well.
dan friesen
I guess.
jordan holmes
It's all sexist men, which, if she's receiving a bunch of...
And I'm sure she is receiving a bunch of shit...
Bag attacks from the quote-unquote left on Twitter.
dan friesen
I certainly...
Oh, yeah, probably.
jordan holmes
I guarantee you.
Yeah, I guarantee you.
dan friesen
And that's bad.
jordan holmes
That's wrong.
dan friesen
In the videos that she put out, I don't know why I did this to myself, but I did watch a bunch of them.
And I don't see that being represented in those videos.
It probably does exist in some form.
And that's wrong.
jordan holmes
That's absolutely wrong, period.
But if you're a fucking asshole to people on the street, like you are...
unidentified
Then be prepared for them to be a dick back to you.
dan friesen
Yeah, definitely.
And the idea that he didn't know who she was and then got the sense of like, oh, she's poking.
She's trying to antagonize me.
Maybe I know who she is.
Maybe I don't.
I don't want to talk to you anymore.
That's not your programming kicking in.
That's realizing the conversation you're in is with someone who has bad faith.
Deciding, I'm done with this.
jordan holmes
How old was the person?
dan friesen
Probably mid-twenties.
Maybe younger.
It's hard for me to tell anymore.
He was youthful, though, for sure.
jordan holmes
He was a youth.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And we'll get more into her videos here in a second, because like I said, I did watch a bunch of them, and they're dog shit.
But Alex is really on this thing where he's like, I send Millie and Caitlin out there, and they just get attacked.
All these dudes attack them.
They attack them, and I can't stand that.
I can't believe these people aren't chivalrous, and my women are out there on the streets, and they're being attacked.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I'm going to be misogynist in the middle of decrying misogyny!
dan friesen
But it's for a reason.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And here's the reason.
alex jones
And I told Millie, I said, Millie, you've got to stop going out in public.
She said, no, I'm going to keep doing it.
This is the right thing.
And we're not trying to be victims here, folks.
These are women getting beat up.
And I'm literally looking at the bills and what we're under here, and I want to hire more reporters, but let me tell you something.
I need to be able to send registered armed men who are off-duty police.
Those are $50 to $100 an hour for high-conflict stuff.
The good ones are $100 an hour.
I've got all the former Blackwater people ready.
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
I just need an extra $10,000 a month.
We'll have our women defended here.
dan friesen
That's crazy.
There's a lot of craziness in there.
First of all, what you responded to, that he has Blackwater ready to go.
jordan holmes
That's not good.
dan friesen
No, it's not.
jordan holmes
That's not good.
dan friesen
Alex, your past self would tell you do not work with Blackwater.
They are evil mercenaries.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you remember all those war crimes that Blackwater committed?
dan friesen
Or, hey, Alex, you remember all the times you talked about Blackwater being a bunch of war criminals?
jordan holmes
Yeah, you didn't like Blackwater.
dan friesen
Oh, you didn't.
Something changed.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Oh, curious.
But the other thing is he's using their perceived victimhood to try and raise $10,000 a month more.
Which is fucked up.
jordan holmes
We can't send women out there.
They're too weak by themselves.
dan friesen
And then you know what's even more fucked up?
What happened to open carry?
What happened to your whole idea of, like, Michael Moore is a hypocrite because he has armed guards when everyone should just carry guns themselves.
Why not just give Millie and her a gun?
Why don't you give Caitlyn a gun?
jordan holmes
Damn, they're...
They're ladies.
We're trying to be chivalrous, Dan.
We can't allow the women to be in any kind of conflict.
dan friesen
I don't think that that's what's motivating Alex.
I think it's that he knows that that's bullshit.
He needs a show of force around them, or some sort of intimidation, but he doesn't want them actually having guns.
Of course not.
He doesn't want these things escalating.
He just wants, like, big muscle around them.
jordan holmes
Infowars' former Blackwater bodyguard killed one person today in a, quote, self-defense.
dan friesen
I mean, it does come down to the misogyny of chivalry, too.
It really is in there.
I don't know.
jordan holmes
100%.
dan friesen
So I don't know why I did this to myself, but because Alex kept going on and on about these assaults and stuff, I decided I would watch all of Caitlyn's videos that she just put out from when she went down to Pride, and she's playing the victim super aggressively.
jordan holmes
Yeah, she was looking for a soul to steal.
dan friesen
I've never watched any long stretches of her work in the past, and man, she is...
Fucking incompetent as a person on the street.
Like, that style of bit.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
She is fucking trash at this.
The only value that she has in that field as a person on the street reporter is that she doesn't stop talking.
That's basically the only thing.
If I were, like, giving a performance review, that would be in the pros.
Everything else would be in the negatives.
Like, you are...
You don't stop.
I mean, that's what we're looking for.
Good.
So, the assault that she suffered is that some girl bumped into her and then pretended that she had gotten pushed, and that's why she bumped into her.
jordan holmes
Ugh, lame.
dan friesen
That's it.
Later, a cop talks to her because a ton of people complained about her behavior and warns her that if there are more complaints, she might get charged with disorderly conduct, which is just, I mean, that's something that happens if you're disrupting people.
You know, that's the consequence of your behavior.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Caitlin then complains that she's been assaulted.
And so the cop asks if she'd like to file a complaint.
He was very helpful.
He's like, okay, well, let's, you know, do you want to file a complaint about that?
Because we can.
Caitlin then realizes that she has the assault on camera.
So she considers filing a complaint.
But then she realizes that if she does, the cop will have to take her camera as evidence to investigate the complaint.
And she won't be able to post this video to rile up her fans and get the attention that she so desperately wants.
Immediately, she's clear about not wanting to file a report and starts reframing the situation as the police wanting to confiscate her property.
The cop handles himself quite well, making it clear to her that he knows what game she's playing and that if she wants to file a complaint, they can do it.
But if she keeps bothering people, then there might be another complaint and she might be asked to leave.
She just keeps asking like she's being oppressed by this cop explaining to her that there are consequences for your actions.
If you're out in public and people keep complaining about your behavior, you might be asked to leave a place.
jordan holmes
Free speech.
dan friesen
Well, sure.
jordan holmes
Free speech.
dan friesen
You do have free speech.
jordan holmes
Free speech!
dan friesen
Right.
But, I mean, if you're drunkenly yelling at somebody, you could be asked to leave somewhere, even if it's a public place.
jordan holmes
You're right.
They are absolutely suppressing the free speech rights of alcoholics in bars these days.
dan friesen
This might be a case.
jordan holmes
We need to set up an alcoholic Twitter.
dan friesen
Alex is going to take this up.
You might run with this one.
jordan holmes
Trump is going to launch a drunk Twitter.
dan friesen
So I thought this was a really pathetic display, this video.
I mean, obviously this girl shouldn't have bumped her, but in the scale of things, it's like, this is fucking lame.
That said, there is one woman in this video that I think is the fucking coolest.
So Caitlin's out there pretending to want to interview people and then just being like, she's just antagonizing people.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And then there's this clearly drunk girl with blue hair that just has her phone pointed at Caitlin and she keeps saying, you're the gun girl!
And then, like, she just keeps cracking herself up.
She's like, it's the cunt girl!
And it's, oh man, it made me laugh so hard.
jordan holmes
That's so good.
dan friesen
It's the closest thing to actual joy that has ever been on video with an InfoWars watermark.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's delightful.
jordan holmes
That's great.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
See, now that's so much more effective than any kind of argument.
Make her look silly.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Don't even bother with, like, What do you got to say, cunt girl?
What are you political positions?
No, no, no, you're the lady who got hit.
The milkshake!
You are a lady who got...
Oh, milkshake lady!
dan friesen
No, don't do that, because that feeds into their victimhood complex.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
Make fun of something that they presumably are proud of.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
A little something that is an imagined accomplishment.
I took a picture with a gun.
unidentified
Blah!
dan friesen
Yeah.
You're the good girl!
The amount that this girl was sincerely laughing about the idea that Caitlyn Bennett exists is...
So delightful.
I loved it.
jordan holmes
That is great.
dan friesen
So then there's another clip that she has that's from a Pete Buttigieg rally.
And a guy did knock her camera out of her assistant's hand in that video.
And, you know, based on what she has on film, it looks kind of egregious.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But it's unclear what happened before this.
The video is clearly edited to make it look like it was a completely unprompted thing, but it doesn't seem like it is.
Kalen's entire brand is poking people to try and antagonize them into yelling at her so she can prove her victimhood.
Obviously, he shouldn't have touched her or her camera, but from watching the footage, I definitely don't think it accurately portrays their interaction.
It's propaganda.
And the message is that Caitlyn is a victim of leftist violence.
That's what the video is actually about.
It's not about Pete Buttigieg or his supporters at all.
The message is leftists are attacking this saintly white woman.
Yeah.
unidentified
That's what's going on.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
In the last two and a half years that we've been doing this show, I've listened to thousands of hours of Alex Jones'show.
dan friesen
And I would do that all over again before I watched another 20 minutes of Caitlin Bennett doing whatever it is she does.
It's just bad faith trolling masquerading as journalism.
And more than that, it's super boring.
The way she misinterprets news isn't, it's not interesting.
And she's not even really clever enough to spin her way out of most interactions with the people she's talking to.
For instance, at that Pride rally, some of the attendees are saying to her that she has no reason to...
To which she responds, and I'm getting it!
And I'm getting it!
I love it!
A propagandist in better control of themselves wouldn't allow that sort of optic to exist when it's really easy just to counter with something like what needs attention is how intolerant the left is or some dumb shit like that.
She doesn't even have the chops to think on her feet on that basic level.
It's just a disgraceful display.
But bottom line, she sucks.
That girl shouldn't have bumped into her, but honestly, I lose my ability to care about her complaints when a cop directly offered to take a complaint and file it for her multiple times, and she decided not to because it would slow down the release of this propaganda.
Propaganda victimhood baiting video.
So I decided to look into her a little bit because of how extreme Alex is and her praise of her and how fucked up it is, all these assaults and stuff.
But that's why we're talking about it a little bit.
I promise I'm not going to talk about her ever again.
I do not find her interesting.
I was trying to find a way to capture this, and I'm not entirely sure this is going to make sense.
But one of the things that makes Alex's propaganda interesting is it's complicated.
There's a bunch of things he's pretending to reference.
The stories aren't easily...
If I were sitting down with him talking about stuff, most of the time I couldn't rebut what he's saying with like, oh, you just misunderstand this.
With Caitlin, it's so easy to just be like, oh, you just don't know what that word means.
It's just like, oh, no, I understand what the misunderstanding is.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
The willful misinterpretations are surface level that she's doing.
And it's just...
It's just dumb.
Yeah, it's dumb.
I hate to say that it's beneath the class of folk that I want to...
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I want to look at.
jordan holmes
Why would you hate to say it?
It is beneath the glass of the folks that you want to look at.
dan friesen
Fair enough.
So, in this next clip, Alex talks about some rich oil families in Texas that he's related to.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I'm surprised.
dan friesen
And he says something very interesting.
alex jones
I want to hire security for these ladies.
Folks, I know all these Texas oil families.
That I'm related to.
I never got any money from it.
They're like, oh, you're doing great, Alex.
These people have helicopter pads.
They have mansions all over the world, but they never give a damn dime to freedom.
dan friesen
He says that they have helicopter pads.
jordan holmes
They never give a damn dime to freedom.
dan friesen
Nope.
Stingy.
I have literally never heard Alex talk about people in Texas who have helicopter pads who are super rich, except when he's been specifically describing the people who tried to lure him into Satanism when he was younger.
It's the only other time helicopter pads in Texas have come up with rich people.
He's related to the Satanists who tried to lure him as a child.
Further reinforcing your argument.
jordan holmes
I think he's a Satanist!
I think he's a Satanist!
Dan, I think I accidentally stumbled onto something brilliant.
dan friesen
I think that that's possible, and I want that to be the case.
The other possibility is that this imagined rich mansion with helicopter pads is the only thing his brain can really pull up as an image of this high-class kind of thing.
And so when he needs to describe the Satanists as really rich, helicopter pad, that's what he goes to.
I think it's either he's a Satanist or he has a childish imagination that only...
He has a few stops along the way.
jordan holmes
You know, and it does...
Actually, it makes perfect sense that he has a childhood imagination regarding wealth because that is how people view...
Like, that's Trump's whole brand.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Trump's whole brand is a very, like, you know...
Unsubtle view of what wealth means.
dan friesen
You mean his gold apartment?
jordan holmes
Yeah, he's always got to be displaying wealth.
It's performative.
Yeah, and that's not, you know.
So, of course, Jones would get on his train because, look, it's the very picture of what I see as success.
dan friesen
Yeah, that makes it that much worse.
Immediately, back in 2015, Alex was like, all that wealth is bullshit.
He's pretending.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
So, in this next clip, man, one of the things I love the most about Alex Jones from ten years ago is hearing him sing along with the Highwaymen.
And it turns out Alex, when he's drunk in 2019, also likes to talk about the Highwaymen, and it's not as fun anymore.
alex jones
I'm going to steal me a silver scouting.
unidentified
I had to do some Silver Bullet from Infowarsstore.com before and after I was in the Ebola camp.
alex jones
Listen to Will and Jennings.
Just a touch of sadness in her fingers.
unidentified
Thunder and lightning in her thighs.
alex jones
I've never seen anybody attack women in public.
Cowards do it in private.
The fact that the left attacks women in public everywhere is a sign of their downfall.
dan friesen
Whatever.
So, I like that Owen is trying to do a plug.
Like, he's pretty smooth there, but it turns out Alex likes Waylon Jennings more than he likes...
Selling silver bullet.
unidentified
I like that on a professional show.
jordan holmes
At one point, the guy's like, shut up, shut up, shut up.
This is my favorite song.
dan friesen
Shut up, shut up.
jordan holmes
Get out of here.
dan friesen
I know that moment, man.
I've been there.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I know, right?
That's fine, but we can't be doing that.
dan friesen
It's a bad look.
Speaking of bad looks, Caitlin's still there.
I'm not saying this about her looks.
I'm saying the way Alex behaves in this clip is a bad look.
Because he starts talking about how great she is.
And he slips at the end of this.
alex jones
Caitlin Bennett, you know, I've been watching your work for like the last year and a half since you went public at Penn State.
dan friesen
It was Kent State.
alex jones
And since you've done that, you have been on fire.
And you put up with the lies, you put up with the fake disinfo pieces they put out against you, the same things to me, the same fake memes, and you've embraced it.
Let me tell you something.
I salute you, and I've got three daughters, and I hope that my daughters grow up to be like you.
I admire you.
I love you.
I envy your fiancé.
I love my wife.
I'm not saying I want to try to marry you.
I'm saying I am envious of you.
dan friesen
Why are you envious of her fiancé?
Why would you say something like that?
jordan holmes
You know, I get that as like an oblique compliment.
Like the idea being like, hey, you're so great, I'm envious of your fiancé for getting to be with you.
Not necessarily meaning, you know, let's bang.
But Alex means let's bang!
dan friesen
Yeah, it's not an appropriate thing to say.
jordan holmes
It sounds like something that a dad, a drunk dad would say at a wedding.
dan friesen
Gross.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
I think it's a real slip.
Because, look, what does Alex know about Caitlin's fiancée?
That he exists?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's about it.
jordan holmes
That he gets to be with her.
alex jones
Right.
jordan holmes
You know what I'm saying?
dan friesen
That is about it.
That's all he knows.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I'm envious of your fiancée.
That's gross.
So, in this next clip, like, you're saying Alex is drunk.
You haven't heard from drunk yet.
Here he starts to give a speech about gender, and it's a very interesting perspective that he's bringing to the table.
jordan holmes
No!
alex jones
But the truth is, every woman is half her father.
Every son is half his mother.
We are unified.
There is no sex.
Humans are unified in total collectivism of the genetics of the species, but individualism manifests the resistance and manifests the race destiny, and the enemy fears the destiny.
unidentified
Cool.
dan friesen
I left that pause in there because it's a bit of a time before anyone responds.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's like, Alex, you don't know what you're even saying.
jordan holmes
Alex, those words all mean things, but when you put them together...
They don't mean anything.
dan friesen
So, I mean, I guess he's saying that, like, there is no clear-cut genders and all that stuff is up for grabs.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
Congratulations, Alex.
You've come around to the thing you scream against all the time.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I was going to say, you're no longer transphobic.
dan friesen
No, he still is.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
unidentified
Okay, never mind.
dan friesen
He's just drunk.
Oh, okay.
So, in this next clip, Alex, again, is expressing a bizarre level of drunkenness.
They're still on this gender tip, and Caitlin starts discussing how she believes that gender roles, and specific gender roles, are what give society its strength.
And then Alex responds very bizarrely.
unidentified
You know, there's a lot of people, a lot of Democrats and feminists, and I know I keep saying it, but they think it's...
Worse to be a mother and want to be a home taker and take care of your family.
They berate women who want to simply just be moms or be feminine or wear high heels and wear pink and have those gender roles.
kaitlin bennett
There's nothing wrong with having these gender roles because that's what makes up our society.
unidentified
That's why the American culture is so strong is because we have gender roles.
alex jones
The high heels, all of it is putting on a pedestal.
It's on a pedestal.
And you should...
Mama!
dan friesen
Whoa.
Whoa.
jordan holmes
That's weird.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's weird.
dan friesen
You should...
Mama!
jordan holmes
You know, in the same way that I, like, empathize with the situation where Alex is getting tossed aside and no loyalty from Roger Stone, in the same way it's like with her and Alex, I get you, uh, you...
Support right-wing positions and everything.
dan friesen
It's a good scam.
jordan holmes
But you're going to be treated like a second-class citizen.
So, you know, he's going to be a shit asshole to you.
So, fucking, I'm sorry.
But, yeah.
dan friesen
It's a world where everyone is getting one up on each other.
It's hard to figure out any time you should care.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, one thing that I think is really important to discuss here, and I think it's one of those really surface-level misunderstandings that Caitlyn has, is that if anybody thinks that wearing pink or being a mother is somehow against feminism or is against the principles of the left or anything like that, then they're a shithead.
And I don't think there are many people who actually believe that.
I think that the surface-level misunderstanding that she has is the idea that people should be made to feel...
The idea that these traditionally feminine ideas are what you must subscribe to, what you must manifest.
You need to...
jordan holmes
Well, that was one of the central conflicts of second-wave feminism, is whether or not it was, like, the driver was absolutely rejecting all of these gender roles and acting out in that, you know...
We can no longer just be considered mothers and all of that stuff.
And if you do participate in those behaviors, you are shackling yourself to the same bullshit that they've always done.
dan friesen
But what social context did that exist in?
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
What social context do we exist in now?
jordan holmes
Exactly.
Which is why there are other waves of feminism.
It didn't stop with second wave feminism.
It continued moving on.
And the evolution now is very much like...
Choose.
As long as you have agency and complete agency, then you're good.
dan friesen
I know someone who has a daughter, and they're trying to raise them with the understanding that I'm not giving you gendered toys.
I'm not going to make your bedroom pink.
I'm not going to give Barbie dolls and things that are over the top.
Puzzles and toys that are agendered.
And that isn't something that is like, should you gravitate towards those things, I will stop you from playing with them.
It's just that I won't make it the expectation for you.
I think that that's the subtle difference that people like Caitlin and Alex don't understand and push back on as if it were a condemnation of the feminine.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
If you want to subscribe to a gender role because that's what you want, who gives a shit?
I don't think anyone is opposed to that.
Or at least most people are.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I was going to say.
dan friesen
There are some people, but that's not indicative of the groups that they rail on.
jordan holmes
Yeah, well, I mean, currently I...
Clean all day, and I take care of all the animals and all that stuff.
I am feeling, you know, and I cook, so I'm feeling what would be considered the traditional gender role, and nobody is like, how dare you act like that?
dan friesen
The people who have these ideas in their head and are really rigid about them are the people on the right.
And the people who are in these traditional expectation spheres.
Because people like Lauren Southern have come out and talked about how they don't want necessarily to be a housewife and have to raise kids.
And their fan base got pretty mad about that.
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen
They are the ones who are imposing something on other people.
I don't know.
I can't speak for everybody, but...
Anything about Caitlin Bennett that I've ever been offended by has nothing to do with her wearing dresses and having long hair and the things that she brings up as her feminine role or whatever.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
It's everything to do with the behavior.
Yeah, yeah.
And so I just wish that they'd get a little more nuanced.
But they can't because it's an intentional misunderstanding.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and also some of that gender role.
Stuff is self-justifying along the way.
It is comforting to believe if you are in a gender role that you are where you are supposed to be.
And watching people do stuff that you feel like you can't, you then have to be like, well, no, that's because they're wrong.
Otherwise, you're going to have to do a lot of self-reflecting on all of that.
dan friesen
That's probably in the mix too.
So we have one last clip, but it's a pretty long one.
Because Alex, like I said, you can tell that he's drunk.
You can tell that he's fucked up.
And he's like, I'm jealous of your fiancé.
Gender roles are to put women on pedestals.
Mommy!
He's all over the place.
And so he comes back after Caitlyn leaves and Owen's gone.
And I've never done this before, but I'm going to play an entire segment.
Commercial to commercial.
Of his last, on the 11th, his last commercial break before he hands the baton off to Paul Joseph Watson to host the fourth hour.
Because it is an absurd thing.
And I think, you know, I don't think people understand what his show sometimes is like.
This is an entire segment.
alex jones
You know, I want to get this out front for people.
Because I'm not a dramatic person, but they've got some really bad forces circling me right now, which is fine.
I expected this.
I wanted to fight.
I actually feel good.
The weird thing is I see evil stuff going on and really bad people after me.
I'm like, damn, I'm doing my job.
It's like I see it like dollar signs for Jesus.
unidentified
What?
alex jones
For humanity, for our future.
I see it like winning the lottery, and they're like, don't you know we'll do this, we'll do that?
And I'm like, yeah, no, that's why I did what I did 25 years ago.
But they are really pissed off right now.
unidentified
Who?
alex jones
And you can feel in the middle of 2019 that we're entering that crossroads right now together.
jordan holmes
See you later.
alex jones
You know, I've seen things out of my fellow Americans that make me ashamed to be an American.
But I've also seen things from my fellow Americans that make me proud to be an American.
dan friesen
We're a minute in and he hasn't said anything.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
He said nothing.
jordan holmes
No, he said that they are coming to get him and that makes him feel good.
Because that means he's doing the right thing.
dan friesen
Some things Americans do great, some bad.
jordan holmes
Lotteries?
dan friesen
This is, like, it's nothing.
These words mean nothing.
They're so vague.
This is bullshit.
alex jones
And that's really the paradox here.
You've got this commitment from me.
One trillion percent.
I won't sell out one damn piece of our agenda.
jordan holmes
I will settle it.
alex jones
I'll never back down one percent.
In fact, I'll probably die of a heart attack, worried that I'm not fighting as hard as I can.
And that's nothing special.
That's what it's like to be red-blooded.
But I just am so blessed in 2019 to know all of you.
When I shake your hands on the street, when I take pictures of you, when I read your emails and I see what you're doing, your hopes and dreams, and I just wish that I was wiser.
You know, like the Bible says.
jordan holmes
I wish I was wise.
alex jones
Wise.
Matthew 11. Like a serpent, peaceful as a dove, whatever.
I'll be honest, I'm not.
dan friesen
We know.
alex jones
Because I've been far beyond the realms of death now.
dan friesen
You're not wise as a serpent, peaceful as a dove, because you're dumb and violent.
unidentified
Yeah.
alex jones
I've seen the enemy.
I've seen their plan.
I've seen what they...
What they're currently doing.
It's just so crazy.
You're like, why would this happen?
jordan holmes
You're so close.
It wouldn't.
alex jones
Good men and good women were just trying to live our lives.
And because we weren't satanic, we could never imagine people were.
Well, let me tell you something, folks.
Evil is as real as the sun coming up in the morning.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
And as Thomas Jefferson said 240-something years ago.
jordan holmes
Let's hear this.
alex jones
All that evil men and tyrants seem to flourish is that good men do nothing.
dan friesen
So, this isn't a Thomas Jefferson quote.
jordan holmes
Nope.
I was very excited when he said it.
Once he said, like, Thomas Jefferson said, I was like, ooh, who actually said what you're about to say?
dan friesen
I mean, that's a real quote, but Alex is completely fucking up the attribution.
It's actually really interesting the way he's doing it.
Because very commonly, that quote is erroneously attributed to Edmund Burke.
JFK even made that mistake in a speech he delivered back in 1961, but there's no record of Edmund Burke ever saying that.
The quote traces back to the philosopher John Stuart Mill.
The original quote is, quote, Bad men need nothing more to compass their ends than that good men should look on and do nothing.
From that point forward, it was a game of telephone until somebody found the right phrasing of John Stuart Mill's words.
I can't even find any real evidence that anyone other than Alex thinks that's a Jefferson quote.
Point is, every single time Alex Jones tries to quote Thomas Jefferson, it's a completely fake quote or something someone else said.
He's a complete idiot and he knows literally nothing about the person who is his hero.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that is really funny that he quotes Thomas Jefferson all the time.
All the time.
And yet he's never...
Does he know anything that Thomas Jefferson said?
dan friesen
He has some lore.
jordan holmes
Is that an issue?
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yeah, it is.
It's a big issue.
And it's crazy to me because I'm not...
I don't think we forced it.
Or anything like this.
But it has become a thing where you hear him bring up Thomas Jefferson and you're like...
jordan holmes
I want to preemptively be like, get that name out your mouth.
unidentified
Yeah, it's like, Alex, come on, man.
alex jones
And I'm going to tell you how the universe works.
I don't have all the answers, but let me tell you something.
As Martin Luther King said, justice, the universe bends towards justice.
So I'm going to tell you a little secret.
dan friesen
So, that's not a Martin Luther King Jr. quote.
jordan holmes
Nope.
dan friesen
That is something he said, but it is not a quote of his per se.
The metaphor of the arc of the universe being long but bending towards justice was something that had a long tradition when he used it in his 1956 statement after the Montgomery bus boycott.
The first person to be credited with this expression is Theodore Parker, a Unitarian minister and noted abolitionist, who included the phrasing in his 1853 book, Ten Sermons of Religion.
This one's more acceptable for Alex to not know the history of because Martin Luther King did make it much more popular.
But I've made it my mission in life to explain how all Alex really knows are sound bites.
He has no idea of the context any of the things he talks about exists in.
Both Martin Luther King and Theodore Parker would have hated Alex Jones and everything he stands for.
So, all this is bullshit.
Alex is stupid.
alex jones
Little secret.
If you don't stand up against evil...
jordan holmes
You might be a redneck.
alex jones
God doesn't recognize you.
jordan holmes
Oh, sorry.
dan friesen
So close.
alex jones
It doesn't matter if you know about good and evil.
It doesn't matter if you know the secrets of the universe or good and evil.
If you don't stand up against evil and if you don't take licks for the truth, God will reject you.
So I'm going to tell you again.
Taking Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior is important.
But if you really take Jesus Christ, if you're Lord and Savior, you're going to stand up against evil.
dan friesen
So I don't think he said really much of anything at this point.
jordan holmes
I have not heard anything specific.
Yeah, no.
dan friesen
It's all vague platitudes and secrets of the universe and all this random belief bullshit.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it makes me think he does.
He reminds me of somebody channeling someone saying, you don't need to do a different voice.
dan friesen
It's someone who thinks they have something profound to say.
And doesn't.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But I want to make this clear.
I haven't edited this at all.
This is the entire segment.
We are just pausing it at points.
alex jones
It's that simple.
So, you look at this whole devil-worshipping world, you say, oh, God doesn't exist, all that.
As you watch world government and Mark of the Beast being openly manifest, and you don't think God's real?
Ladies and gentlemen, I'll give you a newsflash.
God's real.
The Holy Ghost is real.
Jesus Christ is real.
And Satan and Baphomet and all of his millions of servants are real.
jordan holmes
We're throwing Baphomet in there?
alex jones
That's the Bible.
That's old, baby.
That ain't old.
dan friesen
Baby, that ain't old, the Bible?
Dusty Rhodes?
jordan holmes
What is he doing?
alex jones
That's God creating a whole new group of people that have free will like he does on a planet.
But realizing those children are going to have to face free will.
jordan holmes
Are they?
alex jones
And so God had one rule.
If I'm going to give birth to billions of free consciousness creatures, I'm going to have to let my failure lucifer upon them.
dan friesen
That's the only rule.
God had one rule.
I'm going to make humans?
I'm going to sick the devil on them.
jordan holmes
Okay.
This is negotiating that.
As Thomas Jefferson said, you better sick the devil on them, otherwise it's going to be law.
dan friesen
Yeah.
alex jones
And God said, I want company in the universe.
I want a future.
jordan holmes
I'm lonely.
alex jones
I'm going to have these children, and I'm going to let Satan attack them.
unidentified
Cool.
alex jones
Because they deserve to be free will.
You don't give somebody free will.
jordan holmes
Without giving them a little Satan?
alex jones
You don't create big tech robots that follow the system.
jordan holmes
Cool.
dan friesen
Is this about Facebook?
alex jones
If you're going to have a child, like any adult that's had a child.
jordan holmes
Is Facebook God or the devil?
alex jones
They're going to die someday.
To give birth to a child is to give death.
To have a child is a human sacrifice.
jordan holmes
Pause that.
dan friesen
That's what a Satanist would say.
jordan holmes
that.
unidentified
That is.
laughter laughter laughter laughter laughter To have a child is to give birth to death.
Ooh!
Wow!
dan friesen
Alex, you've got a great dorm here.
I love the blacklight posters, but I've got to get the fuck out of here.
jordan holmes
I've got to go.
dan friesen
I've got to go home.
jordan holmes
Look, the six-pack is gone.
I've got to be gone, too.
dan friesen
I really, really love your Einstein with his tongue out poster.
I think it's really cool.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
The beads in front of the door, perfect.
dan friesen
Love it.
alex jones
To the universe, to God.
Think about that.
unidentified
Think about that.
alex jones
You have a child.
You're turning them loose in the universe like a ship with little sail on this big ocean of consciousness.
Children are fish.
And so that's God's big secret.
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
Is that he so loved the world, he sent his only begotten son so that anyone that believed upon him would be given eternal life.
You think, that's stupid.
That's some preacher.
unidentified
It is stupid.
alex jones
No, that's real.
It's free will.
jordan holmes
No, it's stupid.
dan friesen
God's big secret is the verse in the Bible that literally everyone knows.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
That's a poorly kept secret.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
alex jones
God gave you consciousness, but you've got to decide that out of all these systems, you want to follow God's program.
It's a program.
You're like walking into Best Buy saying, I want the Jesus Christ program from the creator of the planet.
I want that.
God's like, oh, you want the program?
Here's the program.
By the way, there's going to be some problems before you get past the launch phase because nothing's free.
You're like, well, I still want the program.
Okay, well, the wages, sins, or death, this is eternal life, but you're going to get tested a little because you know you never got a job or built a house or had a life without cost.
And God's like, I just want to make sure before we go to the next level because there's something big going on up there.
You can all kind of feel there's something big going on.
dan friesen
This is where things...
I mean, it's already way off the rails.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But Alex says something coming up that you might need to brace yourself for.
jordan holmes
Okay, so pre-Noah was God's alpha testing phase.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Post-Noah was the beta test.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Post-Jesus is full-on Mac OS.
Like, that's what we're talking?
dan friesen
I don't know enough about software to know the subtleties, but I'll say yes.
jordan holmes
Yeah, okay.
dan friesen
Working the kinks out.
alex jones
Imagine when you crest that ocean, that big stormy ocean of God's consciousness.
Imagine before you go up that stairway and you come up out of that and you're like, oh, wow.
God's going to be sitting there and you've got this interdimensional machine gun feeding you ammo.
You're like, yeah, I can't believe I didn't join you, Quinter.
It's okay.
It's all about to happen.
Everything's about to happen.
God's waiting for you on the other side.
But you have to say, get behind me, Satan.
But you look at all these leftists.
We can make fun of them.
We can laugh at them.
We can cry about them.
But there are people that join the system.
There are people that are scared.
There are people that point at the west and say, oh, it was a false system.
dan friesen
What?
alex jones
What did it know?
dan friesen
Where did that come from?
jordan holmes
It was beta testing.
Shut up.
alex jones
But the truth is, You are a spirit.
You are an eternal piece of data.
dan friesen
All right.
unidentified
Cool.
alex jones
A seed.
And you're going to either fall to hell or you're going to rise through the dimensions to heaven.
And you're going to grow and just do things you can't imagine.
Let me just tell you something.
I've seen the other side.
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
I've been up a few dimensions.
Oh, it's amazing.
unidentified
What?
alex jones
It's incredible, but it's also really stressful.
dan friesen
Okay.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
Hold on.
Hold the fucking phone.
What are you talking about?
Oh, God.
jordan holmes
I've been to the higher dimensions.
Oh yeah?
What's your review?
Real stressful.
dan friesen
I've been up there.
jordan holmes
I give it a C+.
dan friesen
I've been up there into God's consciousness.
It is fantastic, but deadlines.
It's full of deadlines.
jordan holmes
So many deadlines.
I like it.
Even in his cosmology...
God is going to ask you to fire an interdimensional machine gun.
His God is guns.
dan friesen
But to be fair, if you have a heaven, that would be Alex's heaven.
If you have any kind of individual input into what heaven is, then why wouldn't there be an interdimensional machine gun for Alex's?
That's a fucked up thought, but it's also like, that makes total sense for you, Alex.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's true.
dan friesen
I didn't even miss a beat on that.
What I'm more disturbed by is Alex pretending that he's seen multiple levels of God consciousness.
jordan holmes
Really stressful.
dan friesen
Very stressful.
jordan holmes
Really stressful.
Such a fun way that I have seen the heavens.
Depart from me.
I have walked past the golden gates.
I have seen God and his vision showed upon me, and I was really fucking stressed by it.
dan friesen
I was exhausted.
jordan holmes
It is not heaven.
It is just kind of annoying, like you got your boss over your shoulder.
dan friesen
It's like an ambivalent evangelist, like an evangelist who wants to tell you about the coming of the glory of God and how much of a headache it's going to be.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
It's weird.
jordan holmes
It's almost more reasonable and yet even crazier.
dan friesen
It has a shade of believability to it because of the human aspect.
But anyway, he's going to wrap this up.
He's got about another minute left.
alex jones
So do you want to care about mainline television and mainline culture and all this?
Or do you really want to experience the universe?
Unlimited potential.
To be a god is a big deal.
You know, the yogis teach everybody's a god, and the Satanists teach you're a god.
You're not a god.
jordan holmes
We're tossing yogis in?
alex jones
You're like a couch.
dan friesen
Couch?
alex jones
I don't mean that meanly.
You're not the big potential.
dan friesen
What?
alex jones
You're not even the baby.
You're not even the man.
You're not the man that built the civilization, built the castle, built the world, built the ships, built the spaceships.
jordan holmes
You're a couch.
dan friesen
That's an even more offensive version of what he always yelled about Obama, like you didn't build your business.
I'm a couch.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
You're a couch.
You're just a couch stamp.
alex jones
You think because the Satanists tell you you're a god because you have the potential of God, you're a god?
God has a stairway built for you.
But there's going to be incredible pressure going up that stairway.
Paul Watson from England is going to talk about what he wants because it's a free universe.
unidentified
I'm going to talk about what I talk about.
alex jones
Alright, I'll see you back tomorrow at 11am Central Live.
I appreciate this amazing crew and I'm even more thankful for you, the viewer and listener because without you, we are nothing.
I salute you all and I thank consciousness, free will and God.
I'm Alex Jones.
dan friesen
I think.
That they played money on the way out because there was a subtle, get to a fucking plug.
You have been preaching for nine minutes.
This ends with a pivot.
jordan holmes
And it didn't.
dan friesen
It didn't.
jordan holmes
That's crazy.
dan friesen
I think Alex was too overwhelmed by his desire to tell people he's been to heaven.
jordan holmes
I think he misses, Roger.
dan friesen
Probably.
jordan holmes
I think he really misses Roger.
dan friesen
I think that there is a definite element of that, because it drove him to this.
jordan holmes
Yeah, Roger is his dad.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
The way that Schroyer is Alex, the way Alex is Schroyer's dad, so Roger has become Alex's dad.
dan friesen
Well, think about what a great situation he was in in 2015.
jordan holmes
Yeah, for sure.
dan friesen
In terms of being able to rake in tons of money, fly mostly under the radar with a couple flare-ups here, and then when you want to try and...
Really go hard for PR.
But it was mostly under his own control.
He had a lot of agency over the things that were happening to him.
He was getting away with saying incredibly horrible things.
People were just like, he's a fucking clown.
Who gives a shit?
Roger shows up in his life.
He ends up becoming the biggest Trump booster in the world.
And a lot of his quality control in terms of...
His own control slipped away.
Roger's narrative started becoming Infowars narratives.
The machine became focused so entirely on the campaign that they lost their way.
And now, after Trump won, it has to still be the campaign.
Much like Trump has to do all of his rallies while he's president in order to keep the ball moving, Alex has to fight the deep state because it's a way to keep it as if there's some sort of will-they-won't-they about things.
What the election was all about.
Will he win?
Won't he win?
Now that he's won, you can't have that tension anymore without a fake villain.
He's lost everything for Roger, at least in terms of his independence.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I was going to say, do you think at any point, like even, let's say he lives to 75, do you think at any point he's really going to wrestle with how much Roger Stone used him?
dan friesen
He's not going to live to 75. No, that's true.
And no.
No.
How can he not know?
Because so much of his brand is based on self-made, his false image that he's self-made, and the masculinity that's wrapped in there.
I don't think that there will ever come a point.
I could see a situation, because people who go to deep recovery, maybe go to AA, get involved in the process.
There are dramatic changes that people can make in their lives if they're willing to engage in the process.
And if he did something like that, not necessarily AA...
jordan holmes
Well, maybe he checks into rehab.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
You know, that's entirely reasonable for him, and it's probably for the best.
dan friesen
But it doesn't have to take that form, but some sort of really intensive therapy.
Like, if he were able to engage in that process...
I think you could see a version of Alex Jones that could wrestle with that, but absent that, no.
He'll always make excuses, always rationalize, and the path he's on just leads further downward.
Like, I don't know.
I don't know.
It's a bummer.
This episode is really weird to me, this document of this time, because you have...
Alex having a really great time demonizing Congolese immigrants.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
He felt really good because it's like, oh, this is territory I kind of know.
I already did the Ebola thing a couple years back.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
I know some of those beats.
jordan holmes
This is a victory lap.
dan friesen
Yeah, I can bring back that one-man show that I did a couple years ago.
jordan holmes
All right, P, Nipsey Hussle.
dan friesen
So he's kind of flying high on that.
And then I think what ended up happening on the 11th is that just everything went wrong.
Because it's the Roger thing, and it didn't go the way he wanted it to.
That's one big piece of it.
And then he's getting high on his own supply, metaphorically.
Because the videos that Caitlin Bennett put out, and the video that Owen Schroyer put out, are not supposed to affect Alex.
They're not.
They're supposed to affect the audience that then feeds into Alex's machine.
When he watched those Caitlin Bennett videos, he was the mark.
And he's being viscerally affected by the propaganda that's supposed to trick everyone else.
And the same way with Owen's videos with the people out in San Antonio.
He got viscerally affected by it.
You can't be the propagandist and under the sway of your own propaganda.
And that's kind of a lot of the tension that I feel that's coming to the surface with the addition of booze on this show.
jordan holmes
He's really falling apart.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
jordan holmes
It's really bad.
dan friesen
And then also after this episode ends, he goes to the Google headquarters in Austin because Steven Crowder was out doing one of his public spectacles where he sets up a table and he had, hate speech doesn't exist, change my mind.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
That thing.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And Alex and Owen Troyer show up and Owen Troyer has a pretty decent conversation.
Decent.
jordan holmes
Uh-huh.
dan friesen
Heavy quotes.
jordan holmes
Let's calm it down.
dan friesen
Not yelling at each other.
Right.
Conversation.
Sitting at the table.
They have a conversation about hate speech and whatever.
It seemed like a fine exchange between two people that are both dumb.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But then when Alex shows up...
He's trying to make it all about himself.
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen
He's drunk, and he's trying to turn it into an Alex Jones spectacle.
And you can tell that Steven Crowder is not super into it.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He's humoring him to an extent, but also trying to keep his space his.
And there's a real tension of, like, all right, I'm doing this because I just got demonetized, and I'm trying to keep the brand moving.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
I don't have time for you, Alex, coming in and making this about yourself.
I think that it's a sign that even the free speech grifters aren't really interested in what Alex is doing, and they view him as too far.
And if Alex had shown up completely sober and engaged in it as, like, I am a part of your thing, then that's one thing.
But Alex didn't.
He showed up drunk and was like, this is my show now!
It's a bridge that will probably never burn because they still want to use each other.
But it's a bridge that's deteriorating.
It's not as easy to cross anymore.
jordan holmes
It seems like that's the same situation for when Roger, way back when, when he was on regularly, when he would plug his legal defense fund.
Immediately after, just like he did on this episode today, and Alex got pissed.
You know, he didn't like somebody else getting the money that he thought is his.
So Crowder doing that, or Alex doing that to Crowder makes perfect sense.
dan friesen
Oh, yeah.
Well, I mean, Alex is offended when someone tries to piggyback his shit, but he's perfectly willing to piggyback other people's stuff.
And it's weird.
I mean, if you want to go watch that Crowder video, whatever, go for it.
But I didn't want to include any of it because it's just kind of nonsensical and then also it's a desperate PR stunt.
So who really cares?
There's not a lot of substance.
jordan holmes
Next time they do one of those dumb tables, we should go there and do our own dumb PR stunt where we set up the exact same table on the opposite side of the street and put our little banner on there that just says, fuck off.
dan friesen
Eh, I don't know what point we have.
I don't know.
I like how you're thinking, but I don't want to do it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I understand.
dan friesen
So, I don't know, man.
It's interesting.
I assume that by the time this episode comes out, because we're recording this on Thursday during the day, you know, we'll come out Friday morning.
I assume by then, Alex will probably have done something else embarrassing.
jordan holmes
Most likely.
dan friesen
I do feel like every time we're in the present, it's just like, shit's not good.
jordan holmes
Irrelevant the next day.
dan friesen
It does not look good.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
You know, stuff is dangerous, and it's worth pointing out.
So, you know, there's that.
jordan holmes
It's really a bummer to find out that the heaven my parents have told me about since I was a very young child is going to be really stressful.
dan friesen
Stressful.
jordan holmes
That sucks.
What's the point of having a fucking afterlife if it's just more of the same shit you're dealing with now?
dan friesen
Totally.
unidentified
Ugh.
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't know.
It is a little bit of, you know, shades or scales falling from the eyes.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Heaven's not all it's cracked up to be.
jordan holmes
And God specifically sicked the devil on us.
It wasn't just the devil was part of the thing and he broke away.
God is like, let's get these people with the devil.
I don't want to hang out with that God.
He's the one killing people.
dan friesen
He's the one who told the devil to go get them.
jordan holmes
Yeah, this is all his fault.
Yeah.
This is a two-man game.
I don't trust any of these people.
dan friesen
Good cop, bad cop.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Good deity, bad deity.
jordan holmes
It's no good.
dan friesen
I don't want to be stuck in that box.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, no.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I don't know.
I mean, as I sit here and as I reflect a tiny bit, I agree.
His spirituality has a lot of holes.
jordan holmes
And it's just a bummer.
dan friesen
Yeah.
But more importantly, I think this episode is entirely worth it, if only to hear Alex three times try and guilt Roger Stone about not talking to him.
jordan holmes
So good.
So good.
dan friesen
That is a great display of...
Just a guy who's confident.
jordan holmes
Bringing Schroer out is great.
dan friesen
Yeah, just a guy who knows what is what.
A guy who is comfortable in his place, has straight-up relations with folks.
Just good.
Just good.
Anyway, we'll be back on Monday with another episode.
But until then, we have a website.
jordan holmes
We do.
It's knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen
Yes, we're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are.
It's at knowledge underscore fight, and I'm at go-to-bed Jordan.
dan friesen
That's correct.
We're also on Facebook.
jordan holmes
We are.
You can download our show if you go to the iTunes.
You go to any other podcastual application.
dan friesen
All sorts of various places.
jordan holmes
Libsyn.
The grocery store.
We have them in red boxes now.
dan friesen
Not only red boxes.
Those machines that sell lottery tickets.
jordan holmes
Oh.
Really?
That was a good get for us.
dan friesen
So, as we come to the end of this, I guess Matt Fury, the guy who made Pepe the Frog, he's not killed anybody.
jordan holmes
He seems nice.
dan friesen
I don't know anything about him, other than a few comments that I've seen from him that seem okay.
But I know that if he'd killed somebody, we probably would have heard about him.
I would assume.
But one guy who technically probably has killed somebody is Alex Jones.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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