Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the 12/21/12 episode of The Alex Jones Show, way back when we nearly avoided a Mayan Apocalypse. Topics covered include: Alex Jones faking a visit from the Secret Service Did Alex learn anything from his disgraceful Y2K show? Does Alex's guest, renowned weirdo David Icke, believe in voodoo? Does David Icke think Sandy Hook was fake?
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| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
| Alex, I'm a first-time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Hello. | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| We are a couple dudes who like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| Is there a catch to it? | ||
| Is there a twist? | ||
| There is a twist. | ||
| I got a new camera. | ||
| All right, moving on. | ||
| After everybody complaining about how dark my camera is, which fair, it's reasonable. | ||
| You know, I kind of liked it. | ||
| It gave you a sense of mystery. | ||
| Certainly, certainly. | ||
| Unlike Alex Jones, you don't crave the spotlight. | ||
| In fact, you crave the darkness. | ||
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I do. | |
| I want to hide in a hole and make fun of his dumbass. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But now that the camera's on, you can see my luxuriant curls. | ||
| Everybody can... | ||
| Okay, who cares? | ||
| All right, Dan. | ||
| The twist is I know a lot about Alex Jones, and you, sir, do not. | ||
| I don't know anything about Alex Jones. | ||
| Right, there's where we find our fun. | ||
| Today we're going to be doing an interesting, in-depth exploration of a past event. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| Well, we were going to do this at our live show that we had to cancel. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| And so I had it prepared. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| And so today we will be going over what Alex Jones did. | ||
| On December 21st, 2012. | ||
| Oh boy. | ||
| The day of the Mayan apocalypse. | ||
| Alex Jones got on air and had some fun. | ||
| Did it happen? | ||
| It didn't. | ||
| It didn't happen? | ||
| It did not. | ||
| We can confirm that the world is still here. | ||
| We will be drinking Faygo today in honor of the great ICP. | ||
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Whoop whoop. | |
| Descending upon D.C. to fight the fascists. | ||
| That's not what they're doing. | ||
| That's not fair. | ||
| Dan, that's what they're doing. | ||
| That's not a fair narrative. | ||
| Everybody's calling it that. | ||
| I'm clear that they're... | ||
| They, I'm sure, did not put out a statement elucidating exactly what they were doing. | ||
| They did. | ||
| Oh, did they? | ||
| It's very clear what they're doing. | ||
| They've been labeled a gang by the Justice Department. | ||
| The Juggalos are labeled a gang, and that is fucking incredibly inappropriate. | ||
| Not just that, but because of that... | ||
| They have had their kids taken away. | ||
| Like, all of this shit. | ||
| They've lost jobs because it's like, you're in a... | ||
| Or lost parole if they went to jail for something. | ||
| Any offenses. | ||
| It's probable cause to be searched if you get pulled over and you have a hatchet man tattoo. | ||
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Man. | |
| Stuff like that. | ||
| It's incredibly ridiculous. | ||
| Yeah, that's fucked up. | ||
| We stand in solidarity with our Juggalo brothers and sisters. | ||
| Juggalos and Juggalettes. | ||
| Big whoop whoop going out to you. | ||
| I love everything about you except your music and the face paint. | ||
| I wish you would stop saying whoop whoop. | ||
| That's what I would wish. | ||
| Would you rather me talk about net-ins? | ||
| I would rather you say Facebook! | ||
| That'll come at the end of the show. | ||
| Yeah, I know. | ||
| But before we get to any of our business, I'd like to give a shout-out to our new donator. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| What's going on out there, Jesse? | ||
| Oops. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you so much for joining up with the team. | ||
| We really appreciate it. | ||
| If you out there would like to become a policy wonk, you may do so by going to our website, which is knowledgefight.com, clicking the support the show button, and we will take all your money. | ||
| That's naked capitalism right there, Dan. | ||
| Not happy with how that came out of my mouth. | ||
| Naked capitalism. | ||
| Awful. | ||
| You know what the issue is? | ||
| What's the issue, Dan? | ||
| I've recorded with a couple other people in the last week. | ||
| Oh yeah, by the way, just to let everybody know, all the other co-hosts suck, and I'm so happy that I have perfect job security. | ||
| Bitter. | ||
| No, I'm just kidding. | ||
| They were great. | ||
| They were great. | ||
| But it's thrilling to be back here with you, and then also just like... | ||
| The work of doing it every day, I started to get used to it. | ||
| And then taking a couple days off, I'm like, I'm eager. | ||
| I'm eager for the fray. | ||
| You also didn't know what to do with yourself for those couple of days. | ||
| You're just sitting here staring at the computer like, should I just live stream me? | ||
| Is that what I need to do? | ||
| I did think about it. | ||
| Of course you did. | ||
| This may quickly become an addiction. | ||
| But instead, I just sort of thought about cleaning my room and did not, and that was about the story. | ||
| I believe you. | ||
| Thanks. | ||
| So, let's get into it. | ||
| Before we get into the actual episode, here is a fun out-of-context drop from Alex Jones. | ||
| Top French weatherman. | ||
| See, that was even politically incorrect. | ||
| He should have been a weather person, even though he is a man. | ||
| See, this is how far this goes. | ||
| Back to the Dark Ages, top French weatherman, weatherman, weatherman, weatherman, weatherman, weatherman, weatherman, weatherman. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He just screams weatherman. | ||
| Weatherman. | ||
| He's furious about... | ||
| I like the smallest... | ||
| Dumbest thing he can think of. | ||
| No one is complaining about Weatherman, especially now. | ||
| He's a man. | ||
| We have the Mayan apocalypse to deal with. | ||
| Who cares if it's Weatherman or not? | ||
| Fair point that that clip is actually from a 2015 episode. | ||
| You fucking liar. | ||
| I didn't say it was from this episode. | ||
| It's an out-of-context drop of Alex. | ||
| You implied it. | ||
| I didn't imply shit. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Up to this point, they have always been from the relevant episodes, but I couldn't find a good snippet from this, because there's just... | ||
| Wholesale insanity throughout. | ||
| So, Jordan, let's talk a little bit about the Mayan apocalypse. | ||
| I want to talk more about this top weatherman. | ||
| How do you get to be the top weatherman? | ||
| Was there a competition? | ||
| You've got to pay the cost to be the boss. | ||
| I don't know what that means. | ||
| You've got to go through all the ranks. | ||
| It's sort of like a Mortal Kombat tournament. | ||
| You've got the challenge thing where there's the obelisk. | ||
| Don't step to Tom Skilling. | ||
| He's murdered many a man. | ||
| To get to the top of Chicago's weatherman game. | ||
| The context of that drop was that this French weatherman was saying that climate change isn't real. | ||
| So we have to go to France's top weatherman to get some good climate change denial from Alex. | ||
| If I had taken out more of that drop, it gets really funny because he's like, look, I don't want to say bad things about the French. | ||
| Who does? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Who does want to say bad things about the French? | ||
| I'm sure it's never happened before. | ||
| Ah, look, they did that Freedom Fries thing. | ||
| That was fun. | ||
| Nobody has ever called them cheese-eating surrender monkeys, I'm sure. | ||
| Never. | ||
| So, uh-oh, I think the stream might have dropped a tiny bit. | ||
| If it does, I apologize. | ||
| It'll be up in a second. | ||
| So, let's jump into this. | ||
| We are in 2012. | ||
| Okay, we are back online as best I can tell. | ||
| Sorry about that. | ||
| We are here in 2012. | ||
| And we will begin the episode with Alex Jones giving his take on what's going to happen and what is happening that day. | ||
| Naturally. | ||
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It is the vaunted and dreaded day. | |
| The day of the pole shift. | ||
| The day of the planet's... | ||
| Aligning with the sun in a magnetic field is such a trigger. | ||
| I want to say something really quick. | ||
| Planets aligning with the sun. | ||
| Now, I am not... | ||
| A spaceologist. | ||
| No? | ||
| No. | ||
| Is that a thing? | ||
| But I would guarantee that the planets did not line up with the sun. | ||
| I don't believe they did. | ||
| But beyond that, the reason I paused is... | ||
| They did in the movie Hercules. | ||
| I want to point out that I'm triggered by Alex Jones doing that voice. | ||
| Like, it's one of the only things that really makes me mad is when he does that fake voice. | ||
| And when he says hubris. | ||
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Those two things really fucking make me... | |
| Angry as hell. | ||
| You can't add that many syllables. | ||
| That's just too many syllables. | ||
| I shouldn't reveal this on air lest Alex Jones start doing those things all the time just to try and make me mad. | ||
| That would be fun. | ||
| But, like, it's an uncontrollable rage. | ||
| That'd be fun if... | ||
| Hubris! | ||
| In no way does he... | ||
| Like, that's such a perfect way to attack us because it's like... | ||
| Only we know that he's coming at us. | ||
| So he's not giving us any publicity or anything like that. | ||
| It's just like a subtle fuck you. | ||
| Hubris. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Just saying that all the time. | ||
| Anyway, let's see what his take on 2012 is. | ||
| Ultra-massive coronal ejections from the sun. | ||
| Fable to vaporize the earth. | ||
| Nibiru, Planet X, death comets. | ||
| Thundar the Barbarian type destruction. | ||
| Well, my friends, so far we're halfway or more globally into 2012. | ||
| And soon we can leave this hoax behind. | ||
| And I hope there aren't any mass suicides. | ||
| I hope there aren't any mass killings in association with it. | ||
| Because when you have the mainstream media, and that's who's pushed this. | ||
| No. | ||
| Running around for decades saying that we probably have the end of the world. | ||
| I mean, mainstream media saying that. | ||
| Giving it credence. | ||
| I am surprised that we have not seen more Donald Skilling. | ||
| But I do have a report here. | ||
| Some thought massive power outage in Annapolis marked the end of the world. | ||
| Well, if you were on a respirator and the hospital didn't have backup power, it would be. | ||
| And about three to four weeks until the power went off, the nuclear reactors would all melt down. | ||
| There's 400 plus of those. | ||
| There's a lot of real threats we face. | ||
| But no one ever seems to want to get focused and concerned about those. | ||
| They're concerned about whatever the media hypes. | ||
| Like Weatherman. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| What a... | ||
| So now he's taking the high ground on disaster predictions. | ||
| So his bullshit, it's going to be the summer of rage, is fine. | ||
| But the mainstream media laughingly talking about how it might be the apocalypse. | ||
| To be fair, we only know the summer of rage narratives from 2015. | ||
| We don't know if in 2012 he was doing all that stuff. | ||
| I assume every year is the summer of rage. | ||
| do know that in 1999 he was saying that there are secret concentration camps in Austin airports. | ||
| Well, yeah. | ||
| About Y2K. | ||
| Yeah, but that was just responsible reporting. | ||
| He's learned an important lesson. | ||
| Is what I'm getting at. | ||
| Sure! | ||
| I can't join in with this. | ||
| I know Ted Anderson wants me to sell this fucking gold, but I can't do it. | ||
| I've got to do it a different way. | ||
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Right. | |
| I've got to try and... | ||
| Well, if he's going to be an outsider, he can't peddle the same narratives as CNN or whatever. | ||
| I don't think CNN was saying that it's going to be the end of the world. | ||
| CNN was saying it was going to be the end of the world. | ||
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No, they weren't. | |
| No, I remember it clearly. | ||
| It was not the media that was saying this. | ||
| The media was covering weirdos on the internet who were talking about this. | ||
| No, Barack Obama had just been... | ||
| And CNN was like, well, that's the end then. | ||
| I'm gonna take your guns. | ||
| Good luck in December. | ||
| I don't do a good Obama impression. | ||
| No, that was not great. | ||
| But the thing that I really love about that clip is that he's like, this is stupid. | ||
| 2012 isn't going to be anything, but also... | ||
| If power goes out, nuclear meltdowns within a week, everyone's going to be cannibals. | ||
| We know he believes that. | ||
| Ten days, and that's when we start eating people. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So he's still trying to get some fear in there, even with his rejection of the fear ideas. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| It's not that the prophecy is going to take us down. | ||
| It's just the end of the calendar. | ||
| But if there's a power outage, we all die. | ||
| I think that most of the sane weirdos on the internet were even pointing that stuff out. | ||
| That it's like, it's not the end of the world as much as it is like, what is it, the baktoon? | ||
| The end of the baktoon? | ||
| I don't know what that is. | ||
| It's one of the lengths of time in the Mayan calendar. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| They just didn't make an extra calendar. | ||
| Right. | ||
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They ran out of time. | |
| It's like this wall calendar ends in December. | ||
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| It's not like, okay, who cares? | ||
| Alex has a different sort of explanation of what's really going on, though. | ||
| Okay. | ||
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Which you might find a little interesting, or you might find exactly what you would expect out there. | |
| The globalists and many of their Illuminati writers... | ||
| We did a special report on this last week that's online titled 2012 Doomsday Secrets Revealed that Terrence McKenna and many others in the last 30-40 years put out this idea and they actually say it's the beginning of the Luciferian age. | ||
| As New Agers would call it, the age of Aquarius. | ||
| So this is a very important date to the Illuminist. | ||
| And they believe this is the kickoff of their big takeover. | ||
| And you can notice they're moving very, very quickly on a lot of different fronts. | ||
| Yeah, there it is. | ||
| 2012 Doomsday Secrets Revealed Special Report. | ||
| Just type that into your NSA two-way spy system. | ||
| And it will come up for you there on Google. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Wait, two-way spy system? | ||
| That's what Google is. | ||
| The NSA is spying on you, and then you Google the NSA. | ||
| You're spying on the NSA. | ||
| I can see you. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| I got you guys. | ||
| All right. | ||
| All right. | ||
| That's a bad system if you're the NSA. | ||
| So he's already invalidated kind of his argument. | ||
| It's not the end of the world. | ||
| It's just the beginning of Satan's reign. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah, it's not the end of the world. | ||
| Many of these globalist Illuminati writers have pointed out that it's the beginning of Satan. | ||
| Taking over. | ||
| Or as New Age people would call it, the Age of Aquarius, which as we all know from Greek mythology, Aquarius is Satan. | ||
| Alex has heard a song, I think. | ||
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The dawning of the Age of Aquarius. | |
| I just wanted to get some singing in on the pod. | ||
| I could see. | ||
| So that's sort of where he starts out in terms of the entirety of the narrative of 2012. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's not a disaster, but it is a disaster. | ||
| And it might be Satan. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Uh... | ||
| But not because of the Mayans. | ||
| That's the globalists. | ||
| Just in case something really bad happens, it's the globalists. | ||
| Are we sure the globalists haven't been around for 7,000 years? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I mean, they are big into child sacrifice, so we know a lot of those Mesoamerican societies involved some measure of child sacrifice. | ||
| Cutting heads off at the top of a pyramid? | ||
| That whole thing? | ||
| Unfortunately, Alex doesn't have a lot of time to ruminate on this. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Because he has to do what I would describe as a set piece. | ||
| I think this is a sketch that ends up happening. | ||
| Somebody's going to jump the gorge? | ||
| He jumps something. | ||
| It might be reminiscent of a shark. | ||
| I'll let this play out for you. | ||
| First off, let me show you some Second Amendment news here that is just, again, absolutely off the charts. | ||
| The Secret Service is here. | ||
| Well, bring them in here. | ||
| Bring them in here or I need a live mic. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| I mean, if they want me, they can come in here. | ||
| Anyways, ladies and gentlemen, this is not the first time the Secret Service has been here. | ||
| Just nobody talk to them. | ||
| They've got to come in here if they want to talk. | ||
| Or they can go get a warrant or whatever they want. | ||
| Anyways, getting back to what I was saying. | ||
| What? | ||
| The globalists are scared right now because they know that you're aware of their program. | ||
| So that wasn't what he was saying before, but also... | ||
| I don't believe the Secret Service is there. | ||
| Why would the Secret Service be there? | ||
| Unless they were acting in their capacity as protectors of the Department of Treasury and he's been counterfeiting shit? | ||
| It's the beginning of the age of Lucifer. | ||
| They've come to neutralize me before it kicks off. | ||
| The Secret Service. | ||
| Yeah, they're in on it. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Secret Service! | ||
| So secret, that service. | ||
| One of Alex's big things that he says is that the Secret Service and FBI have come by his studio before. | ||
| Oh, they just hang out. | ||
| Because he's had commenters on his message boards that have threatened to kill the president. | ||
| Naturally. | ||
| And stuff like that. | ||
| He's like, ah, they're just stupid trolls, and the fucking FBI's gotta come down here and shake me up about it. | ||
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That doesn't make any sense at all. | |
| No. | ||
| Period. | ||
| Why would the FBI go to Alex? | ||
| Give up the IP addresses of your commenters. | ||
| It's like, I don't have that. | ||
| They have the IP addresses. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's not hard. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's sort of nonsensical, but I do believe there's a chance that they may have come at some point in the past over something like that. | ||
| Because if you go to Infowars, the comments are not to be believed. | ||
| There's a lot of vitriol and anger and threats. | ||
| Well, I guess that is to be believed. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So I could see... | ||
| The only people who would come if the FBI showed up. | ||
| It was Alex Jones. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| You see what I'm saying? | ||
| Because he'd be like, this confirms everything I've ever said. | ||
| I'm a victim. | ||
| He would be orgasmic on air. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It would be unbelievable. | ||
| So one of the reasons I don't believe that it is real is because at no point is there- Because everything he says is a lie? | ||
| Well, there's that. | ||
| So it plays out, and here's the next clip of him talking about the Secret Service being in Infowars Studios in occupied Texas. | ||
| Naturally. | ||
| Also, we've now put out a petition at the White House, InfoWars.com has, to sign a petition to deport Piers Morgan for his attack on the Constitution. | ||
| I support that. | ||
| The Secret Service here? | ||
| We'll bring them in here. | ||
| Get them some chairs right here. | ||
| Usually when they show up, we don't show video of us. | ||
| Everybody's like, oh yeah, I bet the Secret Service showed up. | ||
| Until later, it's in the news or whatever, the FBI. | ||
| Anyways, we're broadcasting live here. | ||
| It's probably over some idiot on a message board or something. | ||
| What do you guys need? | ||
| Come on in. | ||
| What do you need? | ||
| I'm broadcasting live if you're here. | ||
| What's going on? | ||
| Do you have questions for us? | ||
| This is sad. | ||
| I'm on the air. | ||
| I'm on like a hundred and... | ||
| 40 stations and XM and everything. | ||
| That's a plug. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| The Secret Service is here, and I don't know what I'm supposed to do. | ||
| Talk about radio cliffhangers here. | ||
| Well, at least come in here and show the cameras here at Secret Service. | ||
| Can I have the guy's card? | ||
| Do that. | ||
| Can I have the card, Rob? | ||
| It's always nice to have a visit by the federal government. | ||
| This is brutal. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| Secret Service guys that come over here are always pretty nice. | ||
| The FBI people, though, one time were asking me, what's that poster of Obama on the wall? | ||
| And I'm like, what's it say? | ||
| It's a film. | ||
| Anyways, I got a lot of news to cover, obviously, here today. | ||
| We're going to break in about three minutes. | ||
| Then I can go out and talk to the Secret Service. | ||
| Can I have his card? | ||
| See, that's why I'm saying, guys, we need to be able to wire in. | ||
| Oh, wait, you have a camera out there. | ||
| You guys have a camera. | ||
| Rotate it over there. | ||
| You've got a camera out there. | ||
| This is an interminable beginning. | ||
| I'm not going to have time. | ||
| Here's the deal. | ||
| This is our longest break of the hour. | ||
| It's four minutes long. | ||
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By the time I go find him in the building, I'm going to have to get back on air. | |
| Whatever the Secret Service is here for. | ||
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This is just him listening to logistical reasons why he can't prove they were there. | |
| I forgot. | ||
| We do have a camera mounted out there. | ||
| Yeah, what we'll do is when we come back, we'll play the piece Rob Doe and Darren McBrain put together. | ||
| Thank God. | ||
| Yeah, so he's going to go try and find the Secret Service people while playing this special report. | ||
| And what it is is a Christmas message from the Federal Reserve. | ||
| And it's just like jingle bells kind of music playing in the background. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| And Rob Dew doing a terrible voiceover where he's like, we're going to take your money. | ||
| Merry Christmas. | ||
| It's like, all right. | ||
| All right. | ||
| All right, dude. | ||
| It's one of those like, ah, try. | ||
| Just try a little bit. | ||
| I do love... | ||
| He says, Mary Quantitative Easing, I believe. | ||
| What? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| All right, that's actually pretty solid. | ||
| I appreciate Mary Quantitative Easing. | ||
| What were you going to say? | ||
| I just love the idea of he's clearly got a sketch, and he's trying to improvise within it. | ||
| He's trying to do what? | ||
| Like, waiting for Guffman. | ||
| But he is not at all funny in any possible way, and he has no idea. | ||
| No, and the sketch at its core is the Secret Service is here, but there's no other beats. | ||
| No, the Secret Service is there. | ||
| He doesn't have any plan for, like, all right. | ||
| Like, he's just listing shit. | ||
| Where do we go? | ||
| The Secret Service took this car to get here. | ||
| They took a Nissan Sentra. | ||
| The Sentra, it broke down along the way. | ||
| So you don't even know where the Secret Service is. | ||
| They walked all the way outside the studio. | ||
| They were asking for help. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| And we're InfoWars, and we're like, even though you're the Secret Service, we're going to change your tire. | ||
| Yeah, we're the best. | ||
| We're going to change your tire, Secret Service. | ||
| But the other thing, too, is that with all those details of, we have a camera out there, we can swivel it around, all those details are the indications of Alex Jones' classic lies. | ||
| Whenever he's telling a story, it's like, I said to them, blah, blah, blah, they said to me, blah, blah, and then I told them to fuck off. | ||
| So, I remember it. | ||
| An FBI guy coming up and talk to me at a restaurant. | ||
| Why are they opposed to Obama? | ||
| Oh, you're Alex Jones, aren't you? | ||
| Indeed. | ||
| Loser. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I am the FBI. | ||
| So here's where the scene plays itself out, and no more talk of the Secret Service after this. | ||
| I don't have any personal beef with the individual Secret Service people, but... | ||
| Kind of do. | ||
| They left, saying, we'll just come back with a subpoena. | ||
| And wouldn't tell us basically what it was about. | ||
| Totally ridiculous. | ||
| You guys just come back at 2 o 'clock or you can waste your time and get a subpoena. | ||
| We've had those before. | ||
| I'm sure it's going to be, let me just guess, an idiot commenter. | ||
| I bet money on planetinfowars.com or on infowars.com. | ||
| And I've tried to tell you trolls this. | ||
| If you go on there and threaten somebody, I don't know what it's about yet. | ||
| I mean, I'm going to love it if they're here asking me about what I think about Obama as some intimidation. | ||
| What's with this silent D? | ||
| Let's me know I'm really starting to get to them. | ||
| That could be it, too. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But, you know, four years ago they were here asking, well, what's this about the Obama deception? | ||
| Plug. | ||
| And that was in March, three days before it was supposed to come out. | ||
| And I'm like, aren't you here about something else? | ||
| Well, that was FBI. | ||
| So, I'm sure it was routine because... | ||
| I just saw the whole bearing guy with the clipboard, the rest of it. | ||
| So I'll try to find out what it is. | ||
| Not a radio stunt, folks. | ||
| I assure you the Secret Service was just standing right there at that door. | ||
| I said, come on in. | ||
| The guy just literally smiled at me, turned red, and left. | ||
| He didn't really look mad. | ||
| But some of the crew said he was a little mad. | ||
| You guys ambushed me. | ||
| No, I want to talk to Alex Jones. | ||
| And they said, okay, he's in here on air. | ||
| He's even sort of rewriting what happened in the last clip. | ||
| And then he was all kind of grumpy at Dew. | ||
| He was like, will you ambush me? | ||
| Rob Dew. | ||
| And Dew's sitting there, barely got any sleep last night from the Christmas party, hair sticking up. | ||
| Wait, so the FBI guy is standing outside. | ||
| You asked for Ellis Jones. | ||
| You didn't know he was on the radio. | ||
| No, I don't know that. | ||
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I gotcha. | |
| So, again, you can come over here at 2 o 'clock for whatever it's about. | ||
| Oh, do you think they don't know? | ||
| Your on-air schedule? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know. | ||
| If the FBI is monitoring you, or the Secret Service, I think they could figure out what time the show starts. | ||
| I would assume that's... | ||
| Or did they get the time zone wrong? | ||
| That must be it. | ||
| They might think it's, like, Eastern or something like that. | ||
| Yeah, Langley is Eastern time, Austin is Mountain time, so there you go. | ||
| Very confusing. | ||
| Very confusing for the FBI. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| They don't plan for this shit. | ||
| Also, I like the idea that they would just come with a subpoena. | ||
| That's how subpoenas work. | ||
| It's serving papers. | ||
| If he doesn't grab them, then we still can't do anything. | ||
| Yeah, that's just dumb. | ||
| I left it all in because it's really fun to see him struggle with trying to make something off-air be real. | ||
| Is he trying to be funny? | ||
| I think he's trying to be manly. | ||
| I don't give a fuck if the Secret Service is here. | ||
| It doesn't scare me. | ||
| I'm great. | ||
| I think that's more of what he's getting at. | ||
| What does he think the Secret Service does? | ||
| Secretive stuff. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| They serve people in secret. | ||
| They're the secret police. | ||
| Indeed, the SS. | ||
| Which is why we know everything about them. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Well documented. | ||
| So, after this, Alex Jones gets a little bit freaked out and discusses... | ||
| Oh, did two Muslim women show up in his coffee shop? | ||
| Did not. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Not yet. | ||
| He's not as Islamophobic at this point in history, because it was not the hot counter-cultural narrative in 2012. | ||
| I guess... | ||
| They did still hate immigrants, but they were just switching it around. | ||
| Yeah, they had more important things to deal with at this point, which is Alex Jones fearing about his own mortality. | ||
| This is how it'll go, folks. | ||
| If they ever pick me up and set me up, send me off to a FEMA camp or whatever, it'll be out on the highway. | ||
| Because I'm as predictable as a Swiss watch, and they know that. | ||
| Following you with your little GPS tracked phones and all the rest of it. | ||
| They just pull you over, say you resist, blow your head off. | ||
| I mean, in Houston, they've got so many CIA on their police force. | ||
| When they want to kill the CIA in Houston, they've done this on the news. | ||
| You've seen it. | ||
| They just get the guy out of the car, pull the gun out, shoot him right in the head. | ||
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Remember that Carney guy? | |
| And Wayne Madsen went down there and confirmed it was a hit. | ||
| And they just, on the news, get the guy out of his car, stands there, put the gun to his head, kill him right in front of everybody. | ||
| So, you know, that's how they'll take me out. | ||
| Or plant drugs on me or something like that. | ||
| You know, some of the stuff they ship in. | ||
| That's so fucking... | ||
| Especially fucking today. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Especially today, the idea that he's fucking pulling this high horse bullshit about how police brutality is an issue. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And today, a motherfucker got off. | ||
| Or it was... | ||
| Yeah, it was yesterday or whatever. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And it's fucking unreal. | ||
| Yeah, but I mean... | ||
| And of course, the cops are beating the shit out of people. | ||
| The protesters. | ||
| For no reason. | ||
| Making up bullshit narratives. | ||
| So, but... | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| That's terrible. | ||
| And I'm assuming that Alex is going to keep his ideological consistency and say police are overreaching and they are murdering people. | ||
| And it doesn't matter what skin color they are. | ||
| No, these Black Lives Matter people are working for Soros. | ||
| It's just cultural agitation and everybody who's white has a real grievance and the people who are black are just trying to create racial division. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| I was interested in what he was talking about in that clip at the end, talking about the carny killing in Houston. | ||
| And so I looked into it. | ||
| I tried to Google... | ||
| The carny killing? | ||
| Well, that carny guy is what he said. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And so I tried to Google it, and I tried so many different spellings of carny, and all I could find... | ||
| Actually, I found a load of weird... | ||
| I feel like there's only one spelling of carny, though. | ||
| C-A-R-N-E-Y? | ||
| I was going to go I-E. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| No. | ||
| So, I found this story, and this is from a city outside of San Antonio. | ||
| A man is dead after police say he attempted to break into a northeast side home Friday afternoon. | ||
| It happened on the 6300 block of Aspen Farm just before 2pm. | ||
| Police say a man tried to get into a home through a window, but a woman inside met the alleged intruder and shot him. | ||
| The alleged intruder, later identified as 39-year-old James Carney of New Braunfels, died at a hospital. | ||
| Police say Carney left a seven-year-old kid in the car during the attempted break-in. | ||
| Oh, well, that's his real crime. | ||
| So there's one Carney killing. | ||
| Did he leave the windows down a little bit? | ||
| Crack a window. | ||
| That's a big issue for me. | ||
| So the other one is a really... | ||
| I think this has to be what he's talking about, but I don't think it works for what he's saying. | ||
| Do you mean it doesn't make any goddamn sense? | ||
| Well, in 1991, there was a massacre that happened. | ||
| Interestingly, at a Luby's, which we know is Alex Jones' favorite diner. | ||
| Oh, that's right! | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Where old ladies are always in trouble, and he always helps them. | ||
| They want money, or they don't have money to pay their food. | ||
| Everybody's poor, and Alex Jones is the greatest human being on the planet. | ||
| Yeah, so what happened was... | ||
| For old white ladies. | ||
| There was a guy named George Hanard. | ||
| He drove his pickup truck through... | ||
| That's a tough name. | ||
| He drove his pickup truck through the front window of the Luby's and immediately shot and killed 23 people and wounded 27 others before fatally shooting himself. | ||
| It's the fourth deadliest massacre by a single shooter in U.S. history. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| So the reason that this came up when I was looking into Carney killings is one of the people who he killed was named Patricia Carney. | ||
| So that is a connection to a Carney killing near Houston in... | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| I don't think that Alex wants this to be the one, though, because it was very clearly a violent massacre against women. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He intentionally... | ||
| Oh, those are very unusual. | ||
| You never see those. | ||
| Numerous reports included accounts of Hennard's hatred of women. | ||
| An ex-roommate of his said he hated blacks, Hispanics, gays. | ||
| He said women were snakes and always had derogatory remarks about them, especially after fights with his mother. | ||
| It always comes back to the relationship with the mother. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| He passed over men to shoot women. | ||
| 14 of the 23 people killed were women, as were many of the wounded. | ||
| He called two of them a bitch before shooting them. | ||
| So that could have been the carny... | ||
| I can't find a news story that matches up with what he's actually describing, but those are a couple of carny-related murders that have happened in... | ||
| I'm very disappointed. | ||
| I was hoping it was a... | ||
| Like a clown? | ||
| It was a clown. | ||
| Yeah, that's what I was hoping for. | ||
| A guy who runs the Tilt-A-Whirl just fucking got sick of it. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| And then did it in like a creative Scooby-Doo kind of way. | ||
| You never really hear. | ||
| Where the Tilt-A-Whirl just spins so fast everybody turns to jelly. | ||
| You never really hear about those guys who operate the rides going postal. | ||
| You never really hear about that. | ||
| Well, they ran away and joined the carnival. | ||
| You would think, though, that that's got to be a pretty miserable life. | ||
| Out there, just fucking... | ||
| I don't know, homemade smack? | ||
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| Oh, that's a good point. | ||
| Seems like a good way to go. | ||
| I forgot about the organic... | ||
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What's the artisan smack? | |
| Artisan smack. | ||
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All right. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| So in this next clip, Alex Jones sort of exposes on air that they have no editorial process at Infowars. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| And that he doesn't know what certain things are. | ||
| Let me document cam some of these articles. | ||
| Here for you. | ||
| New York gun confiscation and forced buyback an option. | ||
| New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, and they're just putting out the trial balloon, remember his daddy, we got him on videotape today, Rockefeller at Bilderberg in 06, says that the state of New York is serious about gun confiscation. | ||
| The Democrat and former Secretary of Housing and Urban Development told the Albany radio station he plans to propose a package of draconian legislation during his... | ||
| Is that what he said? | ||
| State of the state address next month. | ||
| Hey, guys, will you tell Kurt there's a typo right there in the So, uh... | ||
| The thing that he thinks is a typo... | ||
| I'm glad that he found... | ||
| I'm glad that he has some copy editing skills. | ||
| He doesn't. | ||
| It was not a typo. | ||
| No, because a state of the state address is a real thing for governors to do. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| He thinks it should be a state of the union or something like that. | ||
| Right, except it's a state. | ||
| So he thinks he's finding a mistake in the... | ||
| And that would be okay if he just on air flubbed, didn't realize that it was a real thing. | ||
| But listen to this. | ||
| Just that right there. | ||
| I meant to tell him about... | ||
| 6 a.m. when this went up this morning and I never forgot to tell him. | ||
| I just got caught doing other things. | ||
| I was still drunk. | ||
| It goes on. | ||
| And these are quotes out of the New York Times article. | ||
| I don't... | ||
| We'll just proofread this on air. | ||
| There's better ways to do things, you know? | ||
| You can just proofread things at any point. | ||
| I love the ramshackle bullshit that he has. | ||
| Like, supposedly he has millions upon millions of viewers, but it's still like, eh, we'll do some... | ||
| Look, you misspelled subpoena. | ||
| There is no being there. | ||
| Doing it live! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, it's a bad process, certainly, but at the same time, he's finding an error that isn't an error and being like, I saw this at 6 this morning. | ||
| I meant to tell him about it. | ||
| Let's get it fixed. | ||
| It's linked on Drudge. | ||
| This is for real. | ||
| This is one of our pissant articles that everyone will ignore, like the shit Jerome Corsi writes. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Why don't anybody read your reports? | ||
| It's because you're too accurate. | ||
| Spelling. | ||
| You're too on the ball. | ||
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| This is on Drudge, baby! | ||
| So, we're about to get to the lion's share, the bulk of the episode, what goes on on December 21st, 2012. | ||
| December 12th. | ||
| December 21st? | ||
| December 21st. | ||
| It's not 12-12-12. | ||
| 12-21-12. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Those Mayans are really bad at calendars. | ||
| Yeah, they're not great. | ||
| They should have gone with 12-12-12. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's what makes perfect sense. | ||
| Get on our level with our white people calendar. | ||
| Yeah, come on. | ||
| I guess it's an Arabic calendar, isn't it? | ||
| What? | ||
| Isn't our calendar based on an Arabic calendar? | ||
| No. | ||
| It's a Gregorian calendar. | ||
| Gregorian. | ||
| They stole it from the Arabs. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| We stole everything from the Arabs. | ||
| Just trying to save face at this point. | ||
| Up to this point, most of the episode has not really had all that much to do with 2012. | ||
| We've had Alex say that it's really just the globalists. | ||
| It's mainly Secret Service. | ||
| It's a very Secret Service-heavy episode right now. | ||
| There's a lot of just stuff that could have been on any episode at all. | ||
| But now we get to what Alex is going to spend at least an hour and a half of this show on, and that is an interview... | ||
| 9-11. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| An interview with David Icke. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Reptilian overlord David Icke. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| So just for fun, I want to read you a couple quotes from David Icke before we get into his interview, just so you can have a good sense of the man. | ||
| If you don't know who he is, he is a guy who believes that there are lizard people that have inundated the elite levels of society, and they're trying to... | ||
| All the globalist stuff that Alex believes, just make them lizards, and it's David Icke, basically. | ||
| And as Louis C.K. revealed, Dick Cheney is a lizard person. | ||
| Or was it Don Rumsfeld? | ||
| Rumsfeld. | ||
| Rumsfeld, yeah. | ||
| But at the same time, that comes from David Icke shit. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And Louis C.K. wasn't serious. | ||
| No. | ||
| And apparently he's a monster. | ||
| Was he? | ||
| Oh, he's super a monster. | ||
| So here are a couple quotes that should give you some pause about David Icke. | ||
| In the very late 1800s, a controversial document came to light called the Protocols of the Elders of Zion. | ||
| I call them the Illuminati Protocols, and I quote many extracts from them in the Robots Rebellion. | ||
| The Robots? | ||
| That's a book that he wrote. | ||
| The Robots. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
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| So he's a Pez dispenser. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Gotcha. | ||
| Big time. | ||
| I mean, you can take from that and other quotes that he's made. | ||
| He totally believes the protocols are real. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| And just like... | ||
| He hates Jews. | ||
| It's not about Jews. | ||
| They're lizards. | ||
| Everybody who hates Jews insists it's not about Jews. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I mean, Alex does it and says they're globalists. | ||
| David Icke does it and says they're lizard people. | ||
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Right. | |
| It's all just the same thing. | ||
| It's just like, we gotta just change the word. | ||
| Mark Richards is raptors. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Well, no, he's... | ||
| He loves the raptors. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But again, he's evil, which means the raptors are evil. | ||
| This is too complicated. | ||
| This is how it works. | ||
| This is going to dovetail slightly into... | ||
| Basically, Project Camelot territory as we get through this. | ||
| Excellent. | ||
| It'll be a little less painful as that, but here's another quote. | ||
| The whole scenario was planned centuries ago because the reptilians, operating from the lower fourth dimension, and indeed, whatever force controls them... | ||
| As opposed to the upper fourth dimension? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| The fourth dimension has tears. | ||
| Oh yes, absolutely. | ||
| Does he not know the fourth dimension is just time? | ||
| You're dumb. | ||
| You're very dumb. | ||
| I'm dumb. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| All right. | ||
| So the reptilians have a very different version of time than we have. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Hence, they can see and plan down the three-dimensional timeline in a way that those in three-dimensional form cannot. | ||
| Oh, like the movie Arrival. | ||
| Right. | ||
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| So he has a lot of... | ||
| That's kind of fun. | ||
| He is actually going to end up quoting a lot of movies. | ||
| Oh, yeah? | ||
| Who would have guessed? | ||
| So here we go. | ||
| Here's the introduction. | ||
| Alex Jones bringing David Icke into the program. | ||
| And explaining what David Icke's take on 2012 is. | ||
| When systems disarm you, they can then accelerate your enslavement. | ||
| So government is arming to the teeth against us while saying we should be disarmed. | ||
| There's only a few countries they haven't taken the guns from. | ||
| And yes, the United States has always been a violent culture. | ||
| And now, because of guns proliferating even more, crime rates have gone down. | ||
| We still have a high one globally, but not compared to some countries. | ||
| So, there we can just pause for a second. | ||
| Absolutely not true. | ||
| Every study, of which Congress does not allow, because the NRA has lobbied them to make it illegal to study the results of gun control laws. | ||
| Every study... | ||
| Proves that crime has gone down. | ||
| But even so, that's a... | ||
| No, but he's saying crime has gone down, too. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But only when you take the guns away, as opposed to... | ||
| When the guns go up. | ||
| He's making a classical fallacy of confusing correlation and causation. | ||
| Because he's saying that people have more guns now, which is true, and crime has gone down. | ||
| He's saying that the guns have caused the crime to go down. | ||
| And of course there was that, as we referenced, that study out of Stanford that came out a couple months ago that showed that places that have right to carry laws show a 13-15% increase in violent crime. | ||
| Who would have guessed? | ||
| Studies that actually look at the real thing say that is not true. | ||
| But Alex being able to be like, A, B, that must mean C. That doesn't always. | ||
| So anyway, let's get to David Icke, baby. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| England's more than doubled after they completely banned guns. | ||
| That was a pretty peaceful country before that. | ||
| Somebody could speak to that as David Icke. | ||
| I really wanted to get him on, and I twisted his arm to come on because he's busy writing another book. | ||
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2012. | |
| December 21st. | ||
| This is the vaunted day. | ||
| We are in the middle of it. | ||
| And he had said over a decade ago that it wasn't going to be the end of the world event like they had said. | ||
| He's gone and even met with the Mayans and others. | ||
| None of their prophecies ever said this. | ||
| So why have the globalists pushed this date? | ||
| Well, they are saying it is the launch of their Luciferian era, which is a counterfeit to the true awakening that we do see happening. | ||
| So everything they do is a counterfeit. | ||
| David believes the real awakening flashpoint, or jump point, is 2015-2016 from what he's seeing. | ||
| That's unfortunately maybe true. | ||
| That was when shit started to go south. | ||
| As our investigation has shown. | ||
| Yeah, and the Russians started to infiltrate us in 2015, so if they are the globalists then... | ||
| Or whatever the prophecy might be, if David Icke thinks like, oh, 2015-2016, that's when shit's gonna go down. | ||
| Like, well... | ||
| You might have nailed that one. | ||
| That'd be fun if he was also like, it's the Russians, Putin is going to compromise you, Alex. | ||
| What you need to do is get out now. | ||
| Get out now. | ||
| Join the Luciferian age! | ||
| We'll get to a clip here in a little bit that actually indicates to me that Alex was already compromised in 2012. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I'm not sure, but I think he might already have very pro-Russia sentiments in 2012. | ||
| Our investigation into that stuff is going to be... | ||
| Impossibly long. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I don't know how we'll ever pull that off. | ||
| So here we go. | ||
| Alex has introduced that David Icke doesn't believe 2012 is legit. | ||
| 2015 is legit. | ||
| I like how he says, over a decade ago, as if everybody a decade ago believed it but him. | ||
| Right, in 2002? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| In 2002, everybody's like, dude, we've only got 10 years left. | ||
| Mayan calendar, that makes perfect sense. | ||
| I believe everything. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And David Icke is like, no! | ||
| I am the truth teller! | ||
| You're all lizard people! | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| So here's David Icke's introduction into the fray. | ||
| After we get into my questions, what are some of the things that are front and center with you today? | ||
| Well, I just think we're heading, Alex, to a point in the new year in 2013 when so many things are going to come together. | ||
| Fan of his voice. | ||
| We have a president now in a second term. | ||
| He has no other election to win. | ||
| We have this... | ||
| Fiscal cliff, as they're talking about, and this obvious agenda to push on down the road of the Hunger Games. | ||
| If people saw that movie, there was a few people absolutely staggeringly rich in a high-tech, top-of-the-range luxury capital. | ||
| Certainly that's the only movie that's ever had that sort of theme. | ||
| Certainly that isn't something that exists in lots of science fiction throughout time. | ||
| And it's really strange that he would choose an allegorical movie in order to illustrate his point. | ||
| Well, actually, there's another reason he chose it. | ||
| Oh, because he loves Jennifer Lawrence? | ||
| It's not good. | ||
| She's pretty great. | ||
| It's not a good reason. | ||
| It's not a good movie. | ||
| Here you go. | ||
| And the rest of the people... | ||
| Who were feeding that wealth were actually in abject poverty and beyond Orwellian levels of control. | ||
| Okay, support socialism then. | ||
| It was interesting to me because I follow symbolism a lot and so-called coincidence that Suzanne Collins, who wrote the Hunger Games book, should be in... | ||
| Living in that area of Sandy Hook. | ||
| Same with the connections from that into the Dark Knight Rising movie. | ||
| And by the way, it's not just that they renamed it in the new Dark Knight to Sandy Hook. | ||
| They mailed out to the media attack papers. | ||
| For those that don't know, we'll talk about this when we come back. | ||
| Attack papers, orders from Bain of strike points. | ||
| And the last one, that area named Sandy Hook, was named Hinkley, the shooter of Reagan. | ||
| Well, you see, if we get really deeper into this, really deep into this, Alex, it's all about the manipulation of the human subconscious mind. | ||
| So, what do you think about this? | ||
| Not only is Sandy Hook a hoax, but it is actually ground zero for... | ||
| Every plan that the globalists have ever had because it was named Hinkley before? | ||
| Well, it's big, yeah. | ||
| It's them wagging their dick around, basically. | ||
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The globalists are like, we're going to put it all in this one place. | |
| So that is a very popular narrative with Sandy Hook truthers. | ||
| The idea that if you do watch Batman, there is Sandy Hook written on a map in the movie. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, and people are like, huh, that's weird. | ||
| But it's not that weird. | ||
| Because the prop master of the movie is from Newtown, Connecticut. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| So there's a decent chance that you just wrote Sandy Hook on it because it's his hometown. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Much like if I were a prop master, I might write Hickman or something like that. | ||
| You wouldn't do that. | ||
| That's where I dropped out of high school, baby. | ||
| You wouldn't do that. | ||
| No, I wouldn't. | ||
| I hated that place. | ||
| Anyway, it's not that crazy. | ||
| It is crazy that there ended up being a shooting in the prop master's hometown, but that is what we call coincident. | ||
| A coincidence, yeah. | ||
| Now, unfortunately... | ||
| Or predictive programming. | ||
| Unfortunately, a little bit down the road... | ||
| What they're trying to do is manipulate the human subconscious. | ||
| Well, hear me out on this. | ||
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| A little bit after the movie came out, the prop master, whose name is like Scott Grabowski or something like that, Grotowski, he died. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| He had a... | ||
| He killed Seth Rich! | ||
| He must have. | ||
| Timeline doesn't match up. | ||
| No, it does. | ||
| He got killed. | ||
| He's in the fourth dimension. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| He was in a car accident where an 18-year-old driver jumped the median and hit him head on. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| And he died. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And that's very sad, but it also, to my eyes, seems like a tragic coincidence. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| However, our friend John Rappaport... | ||
| Fucking no. | ||
| On nomorefakenews.com. | ||
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No. | |
| Wrote an article about how this prop master put Sandy Hook into the movie to tell the public about globalist plans that he had uncovered and then he was murdered in this car accident to silence him from telling anything else. | ||
| Which is reasonable. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So his plan to warn us of the globalists was to put... | ||
| The smallest thing on a newspaper that you are not paying attention to in order to warn everybody. | ||
| It's on a map in the movie. | ||
| What do you mean a newspaper? | ||
| Oh, sorry, on a map. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| The point being, that is a bad plan. | ||
| It's not great. | ||
| It's not a great plan. | ||
| I just would like to point out that John Rappaport's website is called nomorefakenews.com. | ||
| That's not fake news. | ||
| It's not called nomorebadtheories.com. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| So that's fair, I guess. | ||
| But a preemptive go-fuck-yourself John Rappaport coming in this episode. | ||
| Yeah, you would have to have news in order for it to be fake. | ||
| Whereas he is just making shit up whole cloth. | ||
| Well, the news is that the prop master died. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And he's faking the news of why he died. | ||
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Right. | |
| He just has a conjecture of why he died. | ||
| He's still reporting that he died. | ||
| Young people are generally more irresponsible drivers. | ||
| They are more prone to accidents. | ||
| And these things happen. | ||
| It's sad, but it's not... | ||
| Possibly alcohol involved as well. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| It's not a globalist murder, though, from everything I can tell. | ||
| And David Icke is fucking stupid bringing that stuff up, as is Alex Jones. | ||
| All this stuff is a crock of bullshit. | ||
| And it's disappointing to me. | ||
| Oh, are you disappointed? | ||
| Well, whenever you get into one of these guys... | ||
| I don't hate David Icke as much as I hate Alex Jones. | ||
| Because at least David Icke talks about some stuff that I'm like, I'm into it. | ||
| Like, talking about the hypnotic effects of television and stuff like that. | ||
| There are good messages that can come from some of his stuff, even if he's saying that these... | ||
| Definitely not Jewish reptilian lizards are trying to hypnotize you through television. | ||
| I don't buy that, but I do buy the negative effects of watching too much TV, playing too many video games, that sort of thing. | ||
| It can be a negative influence. | ||
| It's not always, but it can be. | ||
| And him bringing up that sort of stuff, he's good. | ||
| I'm into it. | ||
| And when I hear someone like him that I'm like, I don't hate you. | ||
| And then they're like, Sandy Hook's totally fake. | ||
| I'm like, no! | ||
| It just drives me insane how these guys are so close to figuring out why we need socialism. | ||
| They're so close to it. | ||
| Too much inequality. | ||
| There's a small group of people who have all the money. | ||
| There's a large group of people who have no money who are essentially serfs at this point. | ||
| So maybe do a little bit of reading into when that happened before and how people fucking got out of it. | ||
| But instead, it's just like the word socialism is bad so they don't even bother. | ||
| Well, because it's a globalist plot. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Socialism is globalism. | ||
| God, it drives me fucking insane. | ||
| You guys are almost there. | ||
| And instead, your prescriptions will make it worse. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| It's because of the idea of the problem-reaction solution, the Hegelian dialect narrative that they have in their head, which is they believe that the inequality and the have-nots, they're suffering so much in society, is the problem. | ||
| Then the globalists come in with socialism, which is the solution that they have pre-made for people to take, and then they're like, oh, we love it, we'll take this solution, and then it's tyranny. | ||
| Socialism leads to the tyranny. | ||
| That just doesn't make any sense. | ||
| If they're globalists, they already own everything. | ||
| So they're going to cause that issue, bring in socialism, wherein they won't own everything, then institute tyranny where they will own everything. | ||
| It's sort of like... | ||
| It seems like they're more just bored. | ||
| Like, can we pull this off? | ||
| We're trillionaires. | ||
| Who gives a shit? | ||
| Let's give it a shot. | ||
| They're trying to get fancy. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Style points are important for globalists. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| It's part of lesser magic. | ||
| It's like an Olympic dive. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| So in this next clip, Alex Jones talks a bit about some scripture. | ||
| And then on the other side of it, I have some iffy news. | ||
| It's important that those of us that are trying to get people to expand their horizons, to expand their awareness of what's going on in this universe outside the globalist artificial box or matrix, that's why it's important that we work together and not be divided. | ||
| And that's why it's so important that we support the work that David Icke is doing because the fruits of his work are only good. | ||
| Christ was quoted as saying, you judge a tree by its fruits, and David joins us. | ||
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So could you describe to me the fruits of David Icke's work? | |
| Sort of veiled anti-Semitism, certainly. | ||
| I don't like the phrasing of, like, Christ was quoted. | ||
| Somehow I just don't like that. | ||
| In a New York Times interview, Christ was quoted as saying... | ||
| We're going to take your guns away. | ||
| So the other problem with this is I'm going to go to the doc cam here. | ||
| David Icke in the past has said this. | ||
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Let me get the story right. | |
| The press claim that you claim to be the son of God. | ||
| Is that true? | ||
| Yes, you see, the thing is that... | ||
| So there we go. | ||
| In interviews. | ||
| David Icke has literally said that he is Christ. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| And then whenever he gets asked a direct question, he starts dissembling, like, well, the thing is... | ||
| Right. | ||
| He talks about the Godhead, and also in that interview, if you want to watch that, it's pretty wild stuff. | ||
| He goes into talking about, like, the color turquoise resonates with wisdom, so if you wear it, it attracts wisdom to you. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And if you wear black, it gets you hate. | ||
| And then the guy who was doing the interview was like... | ||
| That's bad news for monks and nuns. | ||
| And then everyone laughs. | ||
| And he's like, you know, the great thing is laughter. | ||
| Laughter is so great. | ||
| It's a great way to break through conditioning. | ||
| And the guy interviewing him was like, you understand they're laughing at you. | ||
| It's a brutal interview. | ||
| Solid burn. | ||
| It's a brutal fucking interview. | ||
| But David Icke has said he is the son of God. | ||
| Which I would imagine Alex Jones would not be... | ||
| Well, I mean, the fruits of his work prove that he is the Son of God. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So you judge the Son of God by the fruits of his work. | ||
| His fruits are a peach! | ||
| But seriously, has he done anything? | ||
| Like, period. | ||
| He's given a lot of speeches. | ||
| What do you want? | ||
| What are you asking me? | ||
| If you're gonna come with the fruits of his work bullshit, then there has to be work and then... | ||
| Fruits. | ||
| Well, I guess the fruits are... | ||
| So, if he's just done work and it's been speeches where he's gotten paid, there's not really any fruit there. | ||
| I'm guessing the way it would be conceptualized is that he's woken up a lot of people. | ||
| Oh, he's bringing awareness. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He's turned people on to the globalists, even if he thinks that they're reptilian lizards. | ||
| Some people are heroes for bringing awareness to breast cancer. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And other people... | ||
| Lizardmen. | ||
| Lizardmen. | ||
| Gotcha. | ||
| And that's where he's on. | ||
| So Alex asks David Icke... | ||
| It's just a regular spectrum, you know? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Good, evil... | ||
| Lizards. | ||
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Lizards. | |
| So he asks him, how's it going for these elites? | ||
| How are things for the globalists? | ||
| And here's David Icke's answer. | ||
| How is it going for them? | ||
| Well, I think that, you know... | ||
| If people read my books in real depth, they'll see a lot of background to the fact that this force, which is manifest in our reality through these bloodlines and, you know, these interbreeding so-called elite bloodlines and families, we do not depend upon them. | ||
| They depend upon us. | ||
| It's the relationship between humans and this force and their representatives in human form of the parasite to what it's parasiting of, the parasite to the host. | ||
| Humanity is the host. | ||
| These are the parasites. | ||
| So how is it going for them again? | ||
| Is the parasite's life force, if you like, is low vibrational human emotion. | ||
| All the emotions around fear and hatred and conflict and frustration and worry and terror. | ||
| And thus, they have a manipulated and constructed global society to create situations that constantly generate those energies. | ||
| So, you can look at Sandy Hook. | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| So that ended poorly. | ||
| So how is it going for them? | ||
| It's going great. | ||
| He spent a lot of words saying nothing. | ||
| Nothing. | ||
| And then answered no question. | ||
| Well, but at the same time, I think there's a version of what he's saying that if you want to look at it artfully and metaphorically, he's saying something good. | ||
| If you want to look at his books. | ||
| Well, if you take the Sandy Hook part out of the end of that clip, just leave that alone. | ||
| Just ignore that he said that at all. | ||
| Leave out the same... | ||
| Leave out the Sandy Hook part. | ||
| If you just take that he's saying... | ||
| The way he's saying it is that there are these lizard reptilian elites who feed off negative energy. | ||
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Right. | |
| And that could be construed as a metaphorical way of expressing that these oppressive government forces and people who wish to do ill know that in negative circumstances they can get away with a lot more. | ||
| If you are attacked, it's easier to get your military-industrial complex going and make... | ||
| Take money off war. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| So if that is what he's saying, he's doing a terrible job of saying it. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But at the same time, it's like... | ||
| He is right. | ||
| Well... | ||
| It is the globalist. | ||
| But I don't think he's saying that. | ||
| I think that's what he's saying. | ||
| I think he is clear. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| With all of the words he just said, he spelled it out clearly. | ||
| He's saying they literally feed off negative energy. | ||
| Well, yeah. | ||
| Like we eat food. | ||
| Yeah, but he means literally in the way that everybody uses it, which is to say figuratively. | ||
| Right. | ||
| No, he's not. | ||
| So, you might have noticed. | ||
| Like, he is literally always telling the truth. | ||
| Literally. | ||
| At the end of that clip, he mentions Sandy Hook, you may recall. | ||
| Yeah, I wish he had not done that. | ||
| And he does some more in this next clip. | ||
| You can look at Sandy Hook. | ||
| You can. | ||
| But we're missing the point if we look at it only on one level. | ||
| On one level, yes, it's about an excuse to take guns away because of the same reason that they stopped guns and ammunition being owned by Jewish people before this diet ran. | ||
| Yeah, that's another one. | ||
| Another one is to create what? | ||
| Emotional trauma collectively in the population. | ||
| Not just in America over Sandy Hook, although obviously much greater there. | ||
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We're talking about psychic vampires with David Icke. | |
| Icke! | ||
| What? | ||
| Wait. | ||
| Am I supposed to be David Icke in this scene? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, no, I can't. | ||
| I can't do this. | ||
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All right, fine. | |
| I can't do a British accent. | ||
| Sounds like a psychic vampire trait. | ||
| So, this is also a really... | ||
| Try a British accent. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| Good call. | ||
| Good call. | ||
| We're going to scratch that. | ||
| We're going to scratch that bit. | ||
| Crikey. | ||
| Never going to do that again. | ||
| So, I again think that he's trying to express something else, but doing it through this paradigm of... | ||
| Of lizards and globalists and what have you. | ||
| And that is that it's really painful, the idea that these events happen. | ||
| And if we contextualize it in terms of an evil force, faking it or making these things happen in order to get their evil food, it's easier to wrestle with that than it is to wrestle with the fact that other humans might bring guns to school and kill children because they're that... | ||
| Disconnected. | ||
| They're that abused. | ||
| They're that in pain themselves. | ||
| It's... | ||
| It's much harder to look at humanity and see it for what it is than it is to make up narratives about, oh no, it's space lizards. | ||
| It's space lizards, and they have to do these things in order to get their food, and they can only eat if we all feel terrible things. | ||
| So they create mass trauma in events like this so that they can feed off it. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Well, it's a lot like climate denial, wherein if you create this false reality of... | ||
| as a false flag in the same way that he thinks that, you know, Sandy Hook is a false flag in order to get a carbon tax. | ||
| Right. | ||
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You don't have to wrestle with the fact that humanity has killed itself. | |
| Yeah. | ||
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And that's something that, you know, if you actively participated in, your denial only has to get stronger. | |
| Otherwise, you're going to have a day where you just sit down and all of a sudden it hits you and you're like, everything I have done has... | ||
| Wound up hurting humanity as a whole. | ||
| Well, and as you pointed out, as that clip was playing, it wasn't the first school shooting. | ||
| No shit. | ||
| And the other thing about when you talk about climate change that relates to this is when Sandy Hook happened, we didn't not know that could happen. | ||
| It had happened before, and one of the things that's extra painful about it is on some level we had warning. | ||
| Oh, absolutely. | ||
| School shootings had happened, and they happen a bunch. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And we should know that these things are going to happen unless we behave differently. | ||
| And with climate change, it's the same thing. | ||
| We know. | ||
| We have warnings. | ||
| And when things go as bad as they probably will, we will have to wrestle with the fact that we knew we were doing this to ourselves. | ||
| Oh, of course. | ||
| Especially the oil executives who are just sucking as much money out as they could before... | ||
| They gotta flee to their armored redoubts. | ||
| No, I think it's more like they have to have had this idea from the research that it's like, well, the worst effects won't be till 2040. | ||
| So they're like, well, I'll be fucking dead. | ||
| What do I give a shit? | ||
| That's one of the big issues that I have with all of these people is they're not killing themselves. | ||
| They're killing us. | ||
| It's so fucking frustrating. | ||
| Or, I mean, if you just want to engage with that dumbass's narrative of they're using trauma to gain psychic fear or vampire bullshit or whatever, don't they know how fucking numb we've become to school shootings? | ||
| Like, I remember Sandy Hook happening, and I remember being so angry, but at the same time just resigned. | ||
| Like, we didn't do anything after the last shooting. | ||
| We're not going to do anything after this shooting. | ||
| So there will be another one. | ||
| How can I process trauma now when it is only foreshadowing for more trauma later? | ||
| Perfect. | ||
| That's exactly what the globe is for. | ||
| The numbness? | ||
| Yeah, they can feed off that. | ||
| It's a negative, low emotion. | ||
| Right. | ||
| God, it's fucking insane. | ||
| You know what else is insane? | ||
| I want to take your guns away. | ||
| I don't have any. | ||
| Dan? | ||
| I don't have any. | ||
| Give me your guns. | ||
| Okay, you can have them. | ||
| I don't have any. | ||
| Says the guy who can't do a British accent. | ||
| Oi! | ||
| So, in this next clip, Alex Jones reveals, I think, I think, Alex Jones believes in voodoo. | ||
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All right. | |
| Anton LaVey. | ||
| I studied the globalist. | ||
| I studied some of what Aleister Crowley wrote, but I went back to stuff for 1,000 years old, 500 years old, Jewish mysticism, Babylonian mysticism, and looked, and it's all the same thing. | ||
| And they believe, they call it lesser magic. | ||
| That's what David Icke's talking about. | ||
| It's what voodoo is, a model of somebody, and then you stab it, and then it makes them actually get hurt. | ||
| And whether it's real or not, I don't believe in stuff like that, that it's actually the doll doing it. | ||
| Something spiritual is happening. | ||
| Something in a plane we don't understand to put it in layman's terms. | ||
| They know six senses there. | ||
| It's been scientifically proven. | ||
| They know birds and things. | ||
| They know days before a hurricane even forms or an earthquake. | ||
| They have these cells in their brains that pick up magnetic information. | ||
| They've proven humans have these. | ||
| They know birds follow these magnetic lines. | ||
| Well, then you find out... | ||
| All these cultures built temples on these lines. | ||
| So the ancients know what we've now been hidden. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So Alex believes in voodoo. | ||
| It's not the doll. | ||
| One, I love the way that you start clips with just this random non-sequitur. | ||
| Of all the things that I was expecting to hear, the first words being, Anton LaVey was not one of them. | ||
| Yeah, he likes the dark arts. | ||
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And then the other thing is just... | |
| Of course it's not the doll doing it. | ||
| It's spiritual energy. | ||
| Don't paint me with that brush. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| The doll's not alive, but the spirits that inhabit it are. | ||
| Right, it's the Sixth Sense thing. | ||
| So, leaving all that other stuff aside, the ley lines and what have you, that's something we could discuss on a paranormal cast at some point. | ||
| Fucking ley line bullshit. | ||
| But, Alex Jones, kind of wishy-washy on voodoo. | ||
| Let's see what David Icke thinks. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Now, David, I'm going to shut up. | ||
| You've got the floor on the subject. | ||
| Then I want to get to some calls and some other issues. | ||
| Well, voodoo is very straightforward. | ||
| And all this stuff is very straightforward. | ||
| When you create a hologram in a studio, the information that creates the apparently three-dimensional form is in a waveform. | ||
| And when you look at it, it looks like a fingerprint. | ||
| It's just wavy lines. | ||
| But you fire a laser at the wavy lines and suddenly, and apparently, the best of them anyway, an apparently solid three-dimensional form appears miraculously in front of you. | ||
| And, you know, we've seen holographics is being used more and more in stage shows and conferences and all this stuff. | ||
| And on television. | ||
| And so, if you can get... | ||
| To the waveform level of everything, let's keep it simple and say, keep it simple, the electromagnetic field of everything, then you get through to the holographic projection. | ||
| Therefore, voodoo is focusing the mind. | ||
| The doll doesn't do anything. | ||
| So they agree. | ||
| The doll is simply... | ||
| A focus of attention that represents the target. | ||
| Like a wand. | ||
| And by focusing attention on the doll, and what you're doing is you're focusing attention on the electrical magnetic field of the doll, you can connect that frequency-wise, vibrational-wise, to your target. | ||
| They become, in effect, one field. | ||
| So what you do to the doll then gets transferred to the target through the electromagnetic field. | ||
| This is how it's done. | ||
| This is the level of awareness of reality that those behind those that we see as obvious orchestrators of this stuff, they're still artisans and oil rags if you can actually see them. | ||
| That's what they are doing. | ||
| So, he does believe in voodoo 100%. | ||
| And he thinks the elites practice it. | ||
| These super-duper elites. | ||
| There's always now a pseudoscientific justification for magic. | ||
| Like, that's the fun thing about science fiction. | ||
| Especially with Arthur C. Clarke's quote, you know, any sufficient technology is compared to magic. | ||
| That kind of thing. | ||
| But these guys just make up such bullshit. | ||
| Like, a magnetic field? | ||
| Do they... | ||
| Could they sit down and explain what a magnetic field is outside of any kind of magic? | ||
| Just like, what is a magnetic field? | ||
| You're asking me if David Icke could? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He could talk for a long time. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Frankly, I'm asking now if you can. | ||
| No. | ||
| Certainly not. | ||
| Not without a little bit of prep. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But what I can tell you is a little bit about David Icke's past. | ||
| He used to be a soccer player, I believe. | ||
| He was a magician. | ||
| No, he was pretty... | ||
| He was like a famous... | ||
| He played soccer for a bit in England, then he became an announcer, and then went nuts a little bit. | ||
| I listened to a long interview with him on Project Camelot. | ||
| He does a two-hour interview with Carrie Cassidy, where he explains that he went to a jungle or something like that, and he was on a mountaintop, and all of a sudden he went into Christ pose. | ||
| He had his arms extended. | ||
| And he couldn't move his arms. | ||
| And he heard a voice that told him, you will stay like this until the rain comes. | ||
| And he could see way off in the distance rain clouds. | ||
| And he's like, that's really far away. | ||
| And he was there for like hours in a Christ pose. | ||
| So he has some obsessive compulsive disorder. | ||
| He was downloading information. | ||
| Like some entity was talking to him and explaining everything to him. | ||
| Gotcha. | ||
| And then as soon as the rain came and washed over him, he came back to his senses and his arms came down and he was in a lot of pain because doing this for a long time hurts. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And so that's when people started talking to him. | ||
| Other voices started creeping into his head after this transformative experience. | ||
| The more characters that we wind up meeting on this show, the more it's become a game for me to be like, okay. | ||
| Is this pure mental illness? | ||
| Is this conning? | ||
| Is this a mixture of the two? | ||
| Like, who's where? | ||
| And with David Icke, you're like, oh, you just have a mental illness. | ||
| He's not trying to screw anybody. | ||
| He is trying to make money, though. | ||
| Yeah, but I mean... | ||
| He's a multi-multi-millionaire. | ||
| For real? | ||
| Yeah, oh yeah. | ||
| He's incredibly rich. | ||
| Yeah, he's very big. | ||
| He might be... | ||
| Was he a good soccer player? | ||
| I don't know anything about it. | ||
| Say football in a British accent. | ||
| Football. | ||
| That's, wow. | ||
| I told you, I'm not good at accents. | ||
| That's horrific. | ||
| But he's one of the biggest people in this fringe world. | ||
| He is the Michael Jordan of absurd conspiracy. | ||
| Instead of the Michael Jordan of gambling. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Who is Michael Jordan? | ||
| Right. | ||
| I don't know about that. | ||
| I don't like this. | ||
| You can't downplay David Icke's actual importance to the... | ||
| The fringe conspiracy world. | ||
| He's up there, baby. | ||
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Really? | |
| Way up top. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Because he was talking about this stuff in like the 90s. | ||
| But he's not saying anything. | ||
| He went on that program. | ||
| His words don't mean anything. | ||
| Well, he went on that TV show that we just dropped a tiny clip of and got mocked roundly when he said that he was Christ's son or God's son and said that turquoise is a magical color you should all wear. | ||
| I do believe turquoise is a magical color, but for very different reasons. | ||
| But he says all that stuff on TV. | ||
| It's mocked, and then he takes his lumps. | ||
| Like, he keeps going. | ||
| And I think a lot of the people in the conspiracy community were really impressed with that. | ||
| Like, he became a hero in that he didn't back down. | ||
| When everyone was making fun of him, he was like, nah, fuck y 'all. | ||
| I'm gonna keep going. | ||
| And to some extent, I admire that. | ||
| There's a certain amount of it. | ||
| And because he stuck with it, he was on the early floors of it publicly. | ||
| And there's a song by George Clinton and P-Funk where they just scream, David Icke! | ||
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David Icke! | |
| So that got the word out. | ||
| Alright, that'll do it. | ||
| When the P-Funk is back in you, you're good. | ||
| I also had a friend growing up in Columbia named David Icke who was just a buddy of mine that I'd drink with and get high with. | ||
| And I thought that the P-Funk song was referencing him because I didn't know about the... | ||
| You didn't know about the famous David Icke. | ||
| The conspiracy David Icke. | ||
| I was like... | ||
| You just assumed that your buddy was... | ||
| I smoked a lot of weed back then. | ||
| Gotcha. | ||
| A lot of unbelievable things became believable. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Like lizard people. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Here's another unbelievable thing. | ||
| Alex Jones talking about ways you can treat cops. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| If we don't stand down and we keep putting this information out, the information is so powerful in its effect in the end. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Because it's true. | ||
| Well, I've seen this. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| I've seen this a million times when you're dealing with bad police, not all police. | ||
| They're trying to twist them, though. | ||
| A lot of police are resisting it. | ||
| When you're scared of government people, they feed and get more wound up and more crazy. | ||
| When you laugh at them genuinely from a place of no fear or talk to them like they're children, they absolutely run. | ||
| Ah, that must be because you're white. | ||
| No, no, no, no, uh-uh, uh-uh, nope. | ||
| Can you imagine this scenario? | ||
| Nothing to do with race, Dan. | ||
| Blue lives matter. | ||
| His argument that he's making is that if you're scared of cops, they'll run all over you, but if you talk to them like children, they run away. | ||
| Or if you laugh at them. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, yeah, yeah. | ||
| That does not work for everybody, Alex. | ||
| They definitely don't say they're going to murder you and then 45 seconds later fucking murder you. | ||
| El Cabong, basically. | ||
| Jesus fucking Christ. | ||
| Have you read about the people in Chicago who are leading the Abolish the Police movement? | ||
| No. | ||
| It's a very interesting idea. | ||
| Their point being that the police were really just established. | ||
| Protect the rich people? | ||
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| Protect the property of rich people. | ||
| And definitely murder black people. | ||
| That's kind of where they came from. | ||
| So the idea is that... | ||
| Those were their first two albums. | ||
| Pretty much. | ||
| And then they released one that only Martin Shkreli has. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Or does he? | ||
| Anyway, go ahead. | ||
| No, they just want to replace it with something that is... | ||
| Not inherently racist. | ||
| Which, I don't know what that would be. | ||
| Would it be just a simple peacekeeping force? | ||
| Would we allow the UN? | ||
| No, that's Alex's greatest fear. | ||
| Yeah, right? | ||
| I don't know, maybe some sort of community organization that has oversight boards and stuff like that. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| We do need to... | ||
| Whenever... | ||
| Cops have a black site in Chicago, like the fucking CIA in goddamn Afghanistan. | ||
| It's gone too fucking far. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And they're immunized from any kind of consequences for their action, which is mind-boggling. | ||
| Because of the supremacy clauses and stuff like that? | ||
| Oh, absolutely. | ||
| Well, and then you have... | ||
| Federal crimes. | ||
| Ruling on that fuckface who just murdered a black dude and got off. | ||
| In St. Louis. | ||
| Yeah, in St. Louis. | ||
| The last line of the judge's ruling was, it is an easy assumption to make that a heroin dealer would have a gun in his car. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And there's no evidence he was a heroin dealer. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| None at all. | ||
| So this judge, guess what? | ||
| Is a fucking racist! | ||
| Let me deconstruct this a tiny bit, because I agree with that premise as you phrased it. | ||
| Is it in any way racist? | ||
| If you are just talking about the general group heroin dealers, is it weird to assume that a heroin dealer would have a gun? | ||
| It is not! | ||
| It is weird to assume that... | ||
| Every black man driving alone in a car is a heroin dealer. | ||
| Right, that's a bad assumption. | ||
| That's a bad assumption. | ||
| That's a racist motherfucking judge who just... | ||
| God damn it! | ||
| Just the cops during the protests now, you can see the inherent racism within the police force. | ||
| They're just fucking ripped up with all of this anti-riot gear, lying about what other people are doing so they can justify their... | ||
| Unabashed violence against the poor. | ||
| And a lot of that comes into the intersection of the militarization of police and racism and the classism. | ||
| All of it is bundled together, what you're seeing there. | ||
| Yeah, we're fucked. | ||
| Quite. | ||
| But David Icke does not believe necessarily that it's bad humans that are doing things like the stuff we're talking about. | ||
| So easy to disbelieve that human beings can be that much of monsters. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He has a completely different take on it. | ||
| Check this out. | ||
| Well, Alex, I mean, how long we've got here, but I mean, I could talk about this. | ||
| You've talked twice here about counterfeiting, and you've talked about deceit, right? | ||
| Well, you know, there is an area of research that I've been pulling together for some time, and that is common themes. | ||
| I always find it very compelling when I see very different peoples and very different sources coming to the same conclusions and talking about the same things. | ||
| And there is a force which is described in precisely the same way by ancient Gnostics, they call them the Archons, by the pre-Islamic Arabians. | ||
| Islam picked it up, the djinn. | ||
| They call them in Central America the flyers. | ||
| The Christians call them the demons, and so on and so forth. | ||
| And when you look at what he said about these, let's look at what the Gnostic writings from 2,000 years ago say about these archons, that they are energetic beings, but with a mentality that's robot-like and what we would call computer-like. | ||
| They do not have the ability for what the Gnostics called intentionality, what I will translate as creative imagination. | ||
| It's like, try to get a computer to create something. | ||
| You can't. | ||
| You have to put in the information to create through it. | ||
| You can't do it from scratch. | ||
| We humans have creative imagination. | ||
| Thus, to create the world that they want, which is this Orwellian nightmare, and then some, they have to get us to use our creative imagination to create it. | ||
| And that's why they're programming constantly. | ||
| Stay there, this is important. | ||
| It's not important. | ||
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| So it's the archons or the djinns or the demons. | ||
| Right. | ||
| They are possessing people to act all bad because they need to create this world, but they don't have any creativity. | ||
| They have to possess us to use our creativity or something. | ||
| Also, if you want to look into it, there's some really interesting stuff. | ||
| Computers can compose music. | ||
| Computers can create art, essentially, of their own volition. | ||
| Now, granted, you do have to have... | ||
| The computer has to have access to examples of stuff, but it can create entirely new things. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Out of... | ||
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It's stupid. | |
| And then your question becomes, what is it worth? | ||
| You know, that kind of a thing. | ||
| Is there any artistic ability within an algorithm? | ||
| Oh, I thought you meant his argument. | ||
| Oh, his argument makes no sense. | ||
| Although there is one thing that does make sense, is that whenever you see so many different types of people coming to the same conclusion, or at least you just assume it's the same conclusion because you didn't fucking read anything about it, you goddamn idiot. | ||
| But the point being, 2,000 years ago... | ||
| It's the same fucking idiots who are trying to justify human behavior by attributing it to something elsewise. | ||
| The reason that my dad constantly goes on about how human beings are fallen is because it's impossible to just take... | ||
| Responsibility for being an asshole. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, that's just what they can't deal with. | ||
| And so it's always been a human tradition to be like, nah, it's demons. | ||
| Demons. | ||
| Nah, no, no. | ||
| It was witches. | ||
| Witches. | ||
| It's not that people get sick. | ||
| It's demons. | ||
| It's djinn. | ||
| It's whatever the fuck you want to call it. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Well, and if you want to take a... | ||
| I mean... | ||
| Just because you brought in witches. | ||
| I mean, if you want to look at the history of witches. | ||
| Oh, is it traditionally misogynist? | ||
| Well, there's that. | ||
| And then also, like, the Salem Witch Trials was about land, basically. | ||
| It wasn't even about the... | ||
| It was using demonic language in order to facilitate whatever... | ||
| Right. | ||
| And that's what David Icke is doing, too. | ||
| It's strange that a lot of the women who were accused of being witches were widows or single women who owned things. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And if you got killed as a witch, guess where all of that stuff went? | ||
| Yeah, and they had land disputes with the Putnam family. | ||
| It's all such crazy bullshit. | ||
| Or there was a... | ||
| I don't know if that's the same one, but there was one guy who wanted to inherit stuff, but she was widowed, and she married a black guy. | ||
| Oh, well, that's... | ||
| That one could not have been more open and shut for those guys. | ||
| Because then that black guy would inherit property. | ||
| Yeah, and that's just not gonna happen. | ||
| Yeah, so all of this stuff about demonic stuff, there's a lot of different branches that it covers in terms of... | ||
| It's one part that stuff, bigotry, misogyny, and shit like that throughout history. | ||
| And then the other is not trying to wrestle with the downside of being human, which is sometimes you do fucked up stuff. | ||
| And sometimes people do terrible stuff. | ||
| And they do it for their own gain. | ||
| Like, they once again convince... | ||
| Dumb people to just believe in this kind of nonsense so they can get what they want. | ||
| It would be fun if it was archons. | ||
| It's the entire Republican Party. | ||
| That's what it is. | ||
| Hey, we brought it back. | ||
| Brought it back to politics. | ||
| All right, so here's some more about these archons David Icke wants to tell you about. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They can be described, the Gnostic said, in one word, deceivers. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Their method of manipulation is deception. | ||
| They are mind parasites. | ||
| And they parasite off human energy and they parasite off the human mind and manipulate the human mind. | ||
| This is the Christian perception of possession, which is true. | ||
| These things exist. | ||
| These energetic fields, energetic entities, they lock into people at the electromagnetic field level and then start dictating through that the perceptions and the behavior of the possessed person. | ||
| They talk about... | ||
| The Gnostics, the Archons are able to create something that they call HAL, which translates as, wait for it, virtual realities. | ||
| They have the ability to make people see things that aren't actually there. | ||
| How do they do that? | ||
| By manipulating the way that people construct reality in the few cubic centimeters at the back of the brain. | ||
| That's how. | ||
| I don't think so, Dan. | ||
| This is the other thing. | ||
| That has been mentioned already today. | ||
| Another thing on the real top list of what the archons do and how they do it is they invert everything. | ||
| They turn everything on its head. | ||
| So when Obama talks about love, he's talking about hate. | ||
| You've got to turn everything they say upside down to see what they're saying. | ||
| This is why Satanists, who in their rituals are worshipping and interacting with these archontic entities. | ||
| Invert everything. | ||
| They invert the cross. | ||
| They invert the Pentecost. | ||
| They're turning women into men and men into non-entities. | ||
| Everything is turned upside down. | ||
| This is why. | ||
| This is the force. | ||
| If it was opposite, wouldn't you just say men into women? | ||
| Which is why these families and elite families and bloodlines are so obsessed with bloodline, have a hybrid genetics, i.e. | ||
| a hybrid energetic field which is much closer to the energetic field And by the way, whether that was true or not, all over their writings, as you know, David, even BBC articles, the elite believe they are a separate species. | ||
| They say this. | ||
| A separate species, because they have been specifically created on the body level to be energetically, vibrationally, frequency-wise, closely connected to these archontic entities that operate outside of human sight, so that the possession of these bloodlines is able to be far more powerful and total than it is of the general population, although it happens with the general population as well, as we know. | ||
| Yeah, the Targaryens. | ||
| When you're looking at the Rockefellers and the Rothschilds and the British royal family and all these people, you are looking at these archontic entities incarnated in you. | ||
| It'd be like if I had a remote control robot or when they send the Mars rover to Mars, it's being run from Houston. | ||
| No empathy, they have no conscience, and that they are running this whole society to bring about an end of total human control. | ||
| So... | ||
| Why? | ||
| What do you mean? | ||
| And if they've been around for thousands of years, how have they not already done it? | ||
| Because they're waiting for the end game, which is, I guess, Trump? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Why? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Why would you do this? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| And if you do want to get rid of total human control... | ||
| To do what? | ||
| To be in control. | ||
| When they're already in control. | ||
| But they're already in control! | ||
| I know, it's stupid. | ||
| But what would they... | ||
| Okay, again, war games. | ||
| War games. | ||
| We need to have a graphic. | ||
| War games. | ||
| Yeah, now that we're a video, we gotta have some more interesting graphics. | ||
| Looking at us drinking Faygo, not very visually satisfying. | ||
| Okay, so... | ||
| You're an energetic being. | ||
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| First of all, what does that look like to you? | ||
| It looks like this. | ||
| I am an energetic being, my man. | ||
| I'm a seventh density light being. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Now go ahead. | ||
| All right. | ||
| So if I shot a laser at you, it would turn into a hologram? | ||
| Something like that, yeah. | ||
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Okay. | |
| That makes sense. | ||
| No one's ever tried. | ||
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All right. | |
| So you are interbreeding with British people and the Rockefellers, of course. | ||
| And then the goal is to get rid of total human control. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| And then what? | ||
| I don't like playing this war game because I don't know. | ||
| Do they get something? | ||
| Yeah, they get total control, which theoretically they already have. | ||
| Look, I want to tell you this. | ||
| This is another instance of him trying to artistically say something that makes some sense, but because of the way he's doing it and because he literally believes the things he's saying, he's crazy. | ||
| What he's talking about in terms of these bloodlines is his explanation for it is... | ||
| The estate tax. | ||
| They intermarry and do that because their bloodlines are easier for the archons to manipulate and possess their bodies. | ||
| So the archons are sort of demanding that these bloodlines stay pure in order that they be the vessels for their evil plans on Earth. | ||
| The reality is that this is just a practice that goes back to the beginnings of human history wherein... | ||
| Rich people don't marry outside of property classes because you will lose what you have. | ||
| That's why in a lot of cultures you'd marry your cousin. | ||
| Things like that. | ||
| Keep the property within the family. | ||
| And so you have these people who are like the Rothschilds, who everybody likes to point their little waggy finger at, and they marry within higher stratum because the same reason. | ||
| You don't want to lose billions of dollars to somebody in a divorce or whatever, so you marry another child of a billionaire, and then there's no real issue. | ||
| You all have your shit already, and you can consolidate. | ||
| You also make alliances between super-rich families that bring more. | ||
| Into both of your families. | ||
| So that is why they do it. | ||
| It's not because of Archon possession. | ||
| It's a pathological need to keep stuff. | ||
| Now we get back to where he's accidentally kind of advocating for socialism, because he wants to stop this Archon possession and all that shit in the bloodlines, which would involve disruption of the bloodlines or whatever, and we would too. | ||
| Which is why he wants to raise the estate tax to a much higher percentage, and it should be after two million. | ||
| I don't disagree with that, but I think that... | ||
| That would be great if he has this whole magical worldview, but very sensible solutions to it. | ||
| Like, listen, all these fucking energetic beings are taking all of our money, they're pulling all of this bullshit, and that's why I think we need a return to the New Deal, and we need to establish a 95% tax on the wealthy. | ||
| And you're like... | ||
| I like you. | ||
| You're crazy. | ||
| But you're crazy. | ||
| I like you. | ||
| You know what I've been thinking about? | ||
| I've been thinking a lot about the idea that people like Alex Jones and people of the libertarian bent like to get into, which is the idea that if you make it, like, if you tax super rich people, then there'll be no incentive to be super rich. | ||
| Yeah, that makes perfect sense. | ||
| But my response to that is good. | ||
| I don't think that there should be an incentive to have $20 billion or whatever. | ||
| I think that, as I've seen, our friend Katie McVeigh has posted this a couple times. | ||
| I think it's a really good way of putting it. | ||
| The choice of being super wealthy is a morally suspicious choice. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I kind of agree with that. | ||
| That's very brilliant. | ||
| If you have over $10 million and you're charged 100% tax, over $10 million that you make in a year, that does not de-incentivize people to make businesses. | ||
| That doesn't de-incentivize people to be reasonably, wildly successful. | ||
| What it does... | ||
| If you make over $10 million in a year, you're probably fucking something up. | ||
| You're probably doing something illegal. | ||
| Or at least, why do you need to do that? | ||
| And if you make over $10 million a year and don't want to pay that in taxes, everything over $10 million, give it to charity. | ||
| Problem solves itself. | ||
| Well, and not just that, but if you are de-incentivized to get a billion dollars instead of $10 million, that opens up more space in the market for somebody else to try and get some of that. | ||
| $10 million. | ||
| Right. | ||
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Or... | |
| If Apple or if Google is like a $70 billion company or whatever and they only got to keep $10 million, all of a sudden we have so many... | ||
| The company doesn't get to keep $10 million. | ||
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I know. | |
| I mean the people. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But they don't want to grow as big. | ||
| Or they do, and they would want to pay their fucking employees! | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| It would incentivize taking care of everybody a little bit more, because then if you're so against paying taxes, you can get around that in operating costs by paying people a reasonable amount of money. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| So anyway, I fully support aggressive taxes. | ||
| You're a lizard man. | ||
| I've been possessed by the Archons, or the Dark Carnival. | ||
| One of the two. | ||
| Whoop whoop to my homies. | ||
|
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Alright. | |
| Anyway. | ||
| This is why we should never have given you a webcam. | ||
| So, in our estimation, David Icke is maybe trying to express some reasonable things, but in a crazy way. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And we're not the only people who think David Icke is crazy. | ||
| Here's what Alex says to him. | ||
| This is bizarre for him to be saying that I like it. | ||
| I remember... | ||
| First reading one of your books, like, 18 years ago, I think it was your first book, and my cousin, Buckley Hammond, said, you've got to read this. | ||
| This guy knows what's going on. | ||
| My cousin is just really, really intelligent. | ||
| And I read it, and I said, well, some of this is true, but this guy's a lunatic. | ||
| And, you know, I said a few things like that 17 years ago on the air, and I've apologized. | ||
| It doesn't mean I totally, none of us are out about everything, but I know that you're really on to something. | ||
| Because I'm hearing about all this occultism and all this stuff. | ||
| I mean, when I snuck into Bohemian Grove 12 years ago, I was still so naive. | ||
| I thought when Channel 4 paid me to sneak in, because they were too scared to do it, because I'd snuck into some military bases, so they thought, well, you'll sneak into this. | ||
| And I thought it was all made up. | ||
| I didn't think elites were really devil-worshipping. | ||
| Really, 12 years ago, David, I didn't even know that. | ||
| So that flies in the face of how he presented everything back then and the entire documentary. | ||
| He goes in expecting to find proof that they're worshipping the devil, so that's a lie. | ||
| But he accidentally let slip... | ||
| Perhaps even planning to find proof. | ||
| Right, and as John Ronson has said, that is basically what he did. | ||
| He was thrilled to misrepresent the things that he found in order to prove his thesis of devil worshipping. | ||
| But the other thing, he let slip that some TV station paid him to sneak in. | ||
| I don't think I've ever heard him mention that. | ||
| No, are you sure that... | ||
| Man, that sounds like a lie, though, right? | ||
| It's hard to say. | ||
| With him, it's always either a lie or an accident. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think it's true. | ||
| Because the lie wouldn't be someone else paid me to do it. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| That takes away from the credibility of the documentary. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| He now, at this point, has a financial incentive to make it more bullshit. | ||
| But was it broadcast by any TV station? | ||
| No, I don't think... | ||
| No, but the people who were along with him were from Channel... | ||
| There were a couple people from Channel 4, I believe. | ||
| That's true, that's true. | ||
| So they broadcast their own thing. | ||
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| And maybe use some of his footage. | ||
| But his documentary wasn't broadcast on TV or anything. | ||
| Gotcha. | ||
| So, I don't know. | ||
| That's weird. | ||
| It's suspicious. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Pretty suspicious? | ||
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Nah. | |
| Not at all. | ||
| This next clip is even more suspicious. | ||
| So we've documented in 2015 and 2017 some incredibly pro-Russia positions on Alex's part. | ||
| He may or may not have had interaction with Russian intelligence. | ||
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Yep. | |
| He consistently thinks Putin is the last thing standing between us and the Antichrist. | ||
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Yep. | |
| And here is one of his comments on Russian propaganda back in 2012. | ||
| Love it. | ||
| I linked to Dr. Paul Craig Roberts' article about how he went on RT. | ||
| And RT was funded by hundreds of millions of dollars of Russian government money. | ||
| And, you know, I've gone on Iranian TV, British TV, French TV, Japanese TV many times, Brazilian TV. | ||
| I mean, if it's Skype and easy or satellite and quick, I'll do it. | ||
| I'm so busy nowadays, I don't even really go on U.S. television when they call me. | ||
| Or they stop calling. | ||
| Just because half the time they cancel you by the time you get there and you get to talk for two minutes, I mean, it's pretty much pointless. | ||
| I'm going to take my ball and go home. | ||
| But RT, you know, has interviewed me many times. | ||
| You do little five, ten minute interviews, but I could actually just say whatever I wanted to because I was told by multiple people that worked there that the director of RT America, I haven't checked if they've changed who it is, I would suspect they had, was anti-New World Order. | ||
| I was a listener, and you saw the libertarians and constitutionalists on there. | ||
| It was wild. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So, in the beginning of that clip, he admits that RT was founded with millions of dollars of Russian money, and is a Russian state media outlet. | ||
| Now, that's not necessarily... | ||
| You know, like, the BBC takes public funds as well. | ||
| So does, like, uh... | ||
| Some of our Voice of America and what have you. | ||
| Yeah, it is definitely okay for a government to invest in a media outlet. | ||
| Like, that's fine. | ||
| Now, the way they do it is important. | ||
| Nah, I don't think so. | ||
| Or how they, yeah. | ||
| I definitely think that there's no financial incentive or... | ||
| Violent incentive to support everything the Russian government says. | ||
| That sounds crazy. | ||
| And so Alex, even admitting that he understands that it's state media, still is like... | ||
| They let me say whatever I want to say. | ||
| And they told me that the head is a listener. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And that I'm right on. | ||
| I feel like you could go on the show and if you started with, Alex, I love your show. | ||
| Right. | ||
| You could then say, everything that you say is a lie. | ||
| And he'd be like, you know what? | ||
| You might have a point there. | ||
| If you love me, I love you. | ||
| I think I could tweet at him and be like, we're big fans, can we get a retweet? | ||
| And he might retweet it. | ||
| That'd be hilarious. | ||
| I'm not sure, because I don't know how active he is on Twitter. | ||
| So he gets into... | ||
| That's why you gotta tweet at Buckley. | ||
| He's so lonely. | ||
| Buckley gets it, though. | ||
| He was early on the David Icke train. | ||
| So in this next clip, Alex Jones... | ||
| If even Alex says... | ||
| Oh, this guy's a lunatic. | ||
| Maybe take your own advice, Alex. | ||
| Alex was a little smarter back then, apparently. | ||
| So, in this next clip, Alex Jones has some thoughts about the NRA, which are kind of interesting. | ||
| He's against them. | ||
| The NRA, to a great extent, is a loyal opposition. | ||
| It was created by the federal government, as I know you know. | ||
| You know that, right? | ||
| Post-Civil War. | ||
| So, yes, we're in deep trouble. | ||
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So... | |
| Not true. | ||
| That is what Alex Jones says on December 21st, 2012. | ||
| Not true. | ||
| It's not true. | ||
| But let's go to what he said on June 19th, 2015. | ||
| Stuff's getting weird. | ||
| Thanks for joining us on this Friday edition. | ||
| Alex Jones here live. | ||
| I'll be live this Sunday, 4 to 6 p.m. Central. | ||
| You're watching us on TV. | ||
| I have two HD firearms. | ||
| Two head-down firearms. | ||
| Both 5.56 in front of me. | ||
| This is a plug. | ||
| To just illustrate, these guns aren't going to shoot anybody. | ||
| These rifles, these weapons, aren't going to attack anybody by themselves. | ||
| And I know that's an idiotically obvious thing to say, but look at the logic of the people demonizing gun owners. | ||
| They're now saying gun ownership is racist. | ||
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Yep. | |
| No, disarming black people in the South at the end of the Civil War. | ||
| That was racist. | ||
| The first gun laws were racist. | ||
| Saying the NRA was a racist organization is, again, upside down. | ||
| It's a total fraud. | ||
| I'm not even going to get into the NRA's history. | ||
| But everybody who's informed knows it was founded to arm blacks to fight the Ku Klux Klan. | ||
| Again. | ||
| And the party of the Ku Klux Klan, the Democrats, won our guns. | ||
| So, Alex Jones just makes shit up whenever he wants in order to... | ||
| Those are contradictory. | ||
| Unless, I guess you could say, that the NRA was created by the federal government in order to arm black people to fight the KKK. | ||
| All of it's not true. | ||
| Even though the federal government at the same time was passing racist gun laws to keep guns away from black people. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So the government is founding the NRA and keeping black people from getting guns. | ||
| The magical part about it is it's all lies. | ||
| Like, all of it isn't true. | ||
| The history of the NRA is none of those things. | ||
| And we've covered the history of the NRA. | ||
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Yeah, we did. | |
| We can find that in a past episode. | ||
| But I just wanted to play that clip again to illustrate, like, he's just, he's never not making stuff up. | ||
| It's just... | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| Whatever fits within his narrative at any given point in time. | ||
| The narrative du jour. | ||
| Yeah, he will just, like, he does, though, make it so his points are so malleable. | ||
| That he can turn it into whatever he wants at any given point in time. | ||
| Well, that's just called plausible deniability. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That's not impressive. | ||
| And once again, every time somebody or a Republican goes, you know, Democrats are the party of the KKK, go fuck yourself. | ||
| Read an actual fucking history book. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Please. | ||
| Just do it. | ||
| Learn about how parties have changed over time. | ||
| Immediately follow... | ||
| Well, the Whigs are actually... | ||
| Fuck you! | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Lincoln wasn't a Republican. | ||
| Fuck yourself. | ||
| Or, if anybody nowadays tells you that they're a classical liberal, run. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| Run. | ||
| Fuck off. | ||
| Because they are a liar and a libertarian. | ||
|
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Right. | |
| And that means you've got to get out of there. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So we've got one more clip. | ||
| I mean, even Trump isn't a Republican. | ||
| He's a member of the Know-Nothing Party. | ||
| He's a classical liberal. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Classical liberal. | ||
| Fucking... | ||
| Piece of shit. | ||
| Also, I should point this out. | ||
| Over last week, or whenever this airs, it will have been last week, Alex Jones... | ||
| Oh, another school was shot up, too. | ||
| Oh, yeah, that too. | ||
| Alex Jones has come out and said that he might support The Rock against Trump. | ||
| Yeah, I'm a big fan of that. | ||
| That's trolling. | ||
| I think we can get together on that one. | ||
| That's trolling. | ||
| Don't believe him. | ||
| No, it's not trolling. | ||
| Yeah, he's fucking around. | ||
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What? | |
| Alex? | ||
| No. | ||
| Don't take that seriously. | ||
| He's trying to get headlines. | ||
| So, in our last clip... | ||
| See what I'm saying about school shootings? | ||
| We just toss it off now. | ||
| We just did. | ||
| Yeah, I know. | ||
| Terrible. | ||
| It's horrific, but it's like you barely even saw it on the news. | ||
| It's just like, oh, it's another school shooting. | ||
| Nobody's going to do anything about it. | ||
| We're just going to watch more kids die every fucking time. | ||
| Alex's argument would be that that means it was a real shooting and not a false flag because it didn't get a lot of press. | ||
| Because the real ones you don't talk about. | ||
| You don't want to give attention to. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| I don't want to go down that line because I think it's stupid. | ||
| No. | ||
| And I want to play this last clip. | ||
| It's a delight and it's one of those every now and again we get to do an episode where the parting shot, like the last clip, is perfect and this is perfect. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| This is great. | ||
| This is Alex being a dumb, dumb Alex man. | ||
| He's finished his interview with David Icke. | ||
| He's gone. | ||
| They've talked a lot about Archons and all that shit. | ||
| Naturally. | ||
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And here's... | |
| We're all Arconic at this point. | ||
| Here is how he tries to end the broadcast. | ||
| We live in a world of wonderment and just incredible opportunity. | ||
| And the only reason evil is in charge is because good men and women do nothing. | ||
| Fair. | ||
| And I know you know that, but I would encourage everybody to take this opportunity. | ||
| This Christmas that we have right now, time with our families, even if it is a globalist holiday now, we can make it into something good to give the gift of truth, whether it's a copy of one of my films or an InfoWars magazine subscription that also supports our broadcast. | ||
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We're at InfoWarsNews.com. | |
| Membership. | ||
| You can get 10 of them for $5.95 a month and then give them as gifts with one username and passcode. | ||
| All your Christmas shopping done right there. | ||
| You're not battling the crazy crowds and all the car wrecks at PrisonPlanet.tv. | ||
| Put a card and give it to somebody and say, hey, check out this documentary nightly news alternative media system and wake them up. | ||
| Wake them up. | ||
| Do it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, that's great, though. | ||
| This Christmas, even though it's been taken over by the globalists, make sure you celebrate it in a capitalist way by buying and giving my products away. | ||
| Granted, it's capitalism, but it'll wake them up. | ||
| It's the truth. | ||
| It's the truth. | ||
| Alternative media system. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Ugh. | ||
| But isn't that... | ||
| That, to me, is perfect. | ||
| That's such an encapsulation of what Alex Jones is. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, it has everything in there. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Like, it has the fear... | ||
| Like, car wrecks. | ||
| You know car wrecks. | ||
| Every time I go to the store, car wrecks. | ||
| Cars are just littering our streets. | ||
| My streets are lousy with cars. | ||
| Oh, ridiculous. | ||
| Then we've got the Christmas, and it's been taken over. | ||
| It's a Christian holiday. | ||
| It's been taken over by the developers. | ||
| There's a war on Christmas. | ||
| Oh, absolutely. | ||
| And then at the same time, he very much... | ||
| In the complete opposite direction just goes, and we should celebrate it the way the globalists have told us to. | ||
| By buying shit. | ||
| By buying shit. | ||
| But from me. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| From me, because eventually I will take down the globalists. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| And then Christmas will be happy forever. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And then all the who's in Whoville. | ||
| And again, there's no way he would want to take down the globalists because then nobody would buy his shit. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I don't think he has a place in the world after the globalists. | ||
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No! | |
| But that's why he does the things that he does. | ||
| We create our own enemies. | ||
| That's really what it is. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| We haven't. | ||
| We picked a real one, unfortunately. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| We're just trying to get through what is real and what is fake about him. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The real person. | ||
| But yeah, that's what he did on December 21st, 2012. | ||
| I do respect and admire that at least he wasn't getting into the Nabooru is right behind the sun, and that's why you can't see it. | ||
| It's about to come and fuck our shit up. | ||
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That's how it works. | |
| I respect that he... | ||
| It's right behind the sun is a great... | ||
| That's what a lot of people said. | ||
| It's right behind it. | ||
| It's like, why... | ||
| The earth isn't moving at all. | ||
| It's not going around. | ||
| It's right behind the sun. | ||
| That's what a lot of arguments were for, like, why you couldn't see it. | ||
| It's like, oh, it's being hidden by the sun. | ||
| So if you stare up, if you have a telescope, and you look up, the sun will be too bright for you to see the bright Nabooru. | ||
| Right there, coming for us. | ||
| Sounds about right. | ||
| So at least Alex wasn't on that tip. | ||
| But, I mean, first of all, David Icke is wacky. | ||
| And allowing him to just, like, throw all this shit around about Archons on and just be like, yep, you're great. | ||
| I used to think you're crazy, but now you're great. | ||
| That's irresponsible. | ||
| How many of these people do you think... | ||
| Secret Service wasn't there. | ||
| They're outside. | ||
| But I want to bring this to current day. | ||
| Because last week, on the Wednesday episode, I believe, he had a guy on who was pitching September 23rd, 2017 Doomsday Conspiracies. | ||
| Good. | ||
| So, he's learned his lesson about Y2K. | ||
| Is he just going to replay the December 21st, 2012 episode on that day? | ||
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Maybe. | |
| Just like, well, we already got this one covered. | ||
| Let's just redo that. | ||
| Guys, I'm taking the day off. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I mean, he's learned the lesson of Y2K, which is I can never do that again. | ||
| People made fun of me hard. | ||
| He can't do that, but what he can do is give it, you know, like, hey, everyone wants to be scared, so let's give them, like, a little bit of a different fear. | ||
| Let's talk about demonic entities possessing the elites or something like that. | ||
| Makes sense. | ||
| And then now in 2017, the version that he's doing is, all right. | ||
| I do want to do the Y2K stuff again, but I can't do it. | ||
| It was so good. | ||
| I have to let my guests do it and then make clear that I don't know if I believe them or not. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I have to play the fence and let my guests be crazy. | ||
| And that's kind of what he's doing now. | ||
| Even though he's still going to at some point be like, no, you're absolutely right. | ||
| Well, I mean, this September 23rd, 2017 thing is... | ||
| What is the doomsday theory on that? | ||
| It's too complicated. | ||
| I've been over it on the show a bunch. | ||
| I'll tell you after the show. | ||
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Okay. | |
| But it's a replay also of September 23rd, 2015. | ||
| They did this back then. | ||
| And we've heard Alex talking about that in our investigation. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It's the Blood Moon stuff. | ||
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Oh, God. | |
| It's the Jewish calendar in Blood Moon. | ||
| Oh, for fuck's sake. | ||
| But now it's two years delayed because I guess... | ||
| King Herod needed to kill all the two-year-olds, everybody under two years old in the Bible. | ||
| Oh, so we got some wiggle room. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Gotcha, gotcha. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Or maybe we didn't get the date perfect. | ||
| There's always a loophole there. | ||
| Or we're making shit up. | ||
| The calendar wasn't built until like 400 AD or whatever the fuck you want to call it. | ||
| Or we're making shit up to get YouTube hits, which is more likely what's going on. | ||
| So something that doesn't get many YouTube hits is us. | ||
| How many... | ||
| No, I'm not going to let you do this bit. | ||
| It was a good transition. | ||
| Until you do it in a British accent, this show goes on. | ||
| This show goes on. | ||
| Hey, Goughnut, we got a website now. | ||
| How many of these people do you think if we just had a psychiatrist in time? | ||
| A time-traveling psychiatrist? | ||
| Well, alright. | ||
| Again, next movie. | ||
| This is going to be great. | ||
| The Avalanches could do the theme song. | ||
| That would be fantastic. | ||
| Frontier psychiatrist. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| That boy needs therapy. | ||
| Psychosomatic. | ||
| No, it's like with David Icke. | ||
| That moment that he describes is very clearly like... | ||
| You're talking about on the mountain with the arms. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| You have obsessive-compulsive disorder. | ||
| Or a break. | ||
| You have a psychotic break. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Or with Alex Jones. | ||
| If you had gotten to him immediately after all of his many brain damage situations... | ||
| After he was under that house. | ||
| Or after he... | ||
| Once he started getting those... | ||
| Schizophrenic images in his head. | ||
| Imagine if you had an antipsychotic in him. | ||
| Like, how normal would he be? | ||
| Like, all of these people... | ||
| My man, I don't think he'd ever be normal. | ||
| No, I'm just... | ||
| And God bless him for it. | ||
| We don't want normal. | ||
| This is a postulation. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But all of these people... | ||
| Or fucking go back in time, and how many of those religious figures... | ||
| Is it just like, oh, well, if you had some epileptic medication... | ||
| We wouldn't have Christianity. | ||
| Like, that kind of shit. | ||
| Well, I mean, sure. | ||
| But if shamans didn't take substances, they wouldn't have cool religious traditions in native cultures and shit. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| But those are more fun because they're getting high. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Instead of just being crazy. | ||
| Alex is getting high. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Just once a year during a blood moon. | ||
| Well, and during every show with Brain Force and Super Male Vitality. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Yeah, transition out of that asshole. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know if having a psychiatrist would help, because I think in a lot of the instances you described, the damage is already done. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And they would be incredibly resistant to any kind of help. | ||
| But that's the point of it, is that all of these people also hate psychiatrists. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Like the Scientologists and all of that shit. | ||
| If you got David Icke, after he came down from that mountain doing the Christ pose, and you tried to tell him he was crazy, he would be like, you're another person telling me I'm crazy, and I know... | ||
| That I'm not, because that voice talking to me on the mountain told me I'm not. | ||
| Well, that's why you just hide in the bushes. | ||
| No. | ||
| And you're acting as a different voice, like, David, don't listen to that guy. | ||
| He's a dick. | ||
| Just try and pull it off. | ||
| That mountain voice is trolling you. | ||
| I don't think it would work. | ||
| You'd start a flame war with God? | ||
| I don't think it would work. | ||
| Something that does work is our website. | ||
| Oh, goddamn, a great transition, you son of a bitch. | ||
| Check us out over at knowledgefight.com. | ||
| You can follow us on Twitter, at knowledge underscore fight. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| We're also on Facebook. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| And if you're watching this, you can tell that we are on twitch.tv slash knowledgefight. | ||
| Yep, we are there most weekdays at 8 p.m., and we'll do some weekend broadcasts as is available with our schedules. | ||
| But we definitely appreciate everyone getting on board with it. | ||
| This is super fun. | ||
| We're going to figure out exactly... | ||
| What we're going to do with releasing these as podcasts and as the broadcast. | ||
| But, I mean, it's only been a week. | ||
| We haven't quite figured out what would be too much, what is appropriate. | ||
| So thanks for bearing with us while we figure that out. | ||
| But a number of our episodes are available on iTunes. | ||
| You can check us out there. | ||
| Dan just knocked over Febreze. | ||
| I did. | ||
| It was wrapped up in my mic cord. | ||
| I am very easily startled. | ||
| You were scared. | ||
| It didn't even make a noise. | ||
| I just saw it go down and I'm like, fuck! | ||
| Febreze fell and Jordan got shook. | ||
| Every time. | ||
| Every time a Febreze falls, my room gets smellier. | ||
| You can check us out on iTunes. | ||
| Just Knowledge Fight over there. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| And that's about it. | ||
| Thank you all for listening. | ||
| Thanks to everyone who donates. | ||
| It helps a lot. | ||
| Let's see. | ||
| John Rappaport thinks that the guy from Batman got murdered. | ||
| Did you hear that earlier in the show? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's the laziest version of this bit we've ever done. | ||
| Go fuck yourself, John Rappaport! | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. |