Here's my pitch. Mexico. United States. We get together. Sit down. Right down the treaty. We move the border back 100 feet. Surprise! What are you guys fighting over? That's not even your land anymore. Idiots, move back. So if you're going to be a child and argue over a pretend line in the sand, we're just going to move the sand.

It is totally constitutional to put tanks, helicopters, F-16s on our border.