In this installment, Dan and Jordan check in on how Alex is holding up and find that he's learned a new way to mispronounce Vivek Ramaswamy's name, is still doing his racist dragon character, and is strangely defensive about Leave It To Beaver.
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I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys. | |
| Knowledge fight. | ||
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Dan and Jordan. | |
| Knowledge fight. | ||
| Need money. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| It's time to pray. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| You're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first time caller. | ||
| I'm a huge fan. | ||
| I love your room. | ||
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Knowledge fight. | |
| Knowledgefight.com. | ||
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I love you. | |
| Hey everybody! | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight, I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. | ||
| Oh, indeed we are, Dan. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| I have a quick question for you. | ||
| A QQ. | ||
| Quick question. | ||
| What's your bright spot today, bud? | ||
| My bright spot, unsurprisingly, as a follow-up to our last episode, I gave a try to the Like a Dragon Infinite Wealth and Bowman. | ||
| We're hosed. | ||
| It's good. | ||
| It's a good game. | ||
| It's a lot of fun. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know what else to say. | ||
| It's insane in the best way. | ||
| It's nonsensical. | ||
| And you and I were texting about it. | ||
| It's just so fun to wander around the streets of Honolulu and say hi to people. | ||
| And say hi to people! | ||
| It's so fun! | ||
| And it makes me feel good! | ||
| Yeah, and it boosts your stats. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Making friends. | ||
| Giving the old hang loose. | ||
| It really is so nice. | ||
| It's terrible. | ||
| There is something that is uplifting about the game in a weird way. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There's something that feels sweet. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| The commitment to absurdity and wide-eyed innocence and openness and honesty in the face of, I guess, a strange and corrupt world. | ||
| It's fantastic. | ||
| And maybe that's only possible because of the absurdity of the main character. | ||
| The naive... | ||
| Someone with spirits that cannot be taken down. | ||
| That is true. | ||
| But yeah, it's a lot of fun. | ||
| Such a bizarrely diverse gameplay. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't want this to turn into a commercial, but man, it's a lot of fun. | ||
| I got my sea captain recycling. | ||
| That's what I'll tell you about the game. | ||
| My sea captain is recycling. | ||
| That's a great out-of-context phrase that no one... | ||
| I don't even understand what that means. | ||
| Yep. | ||
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Yep. | |
| I've played a bit of the game and that does not make sense to me. | ||
| So what's your bright spot? | ||
| My bright spot is my wife just got her wedding ring tattoo. | ||
| Oh, fun. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| You beat her to that punch by quite almost two years. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Caitlin McKay, who did my arm, she came back, did her left hand. | ||
| It's a protea. | ||
| Whereas mine is the impressionistic watercolor style. | ||
| Hers is right on. | ||
| It looks like a flower. | ||
| It's gorgeous. | ||
| And it fits with her sleeve. | ||
| It's just beautiful. | ||
| It's wonderful that she's finally committed. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| It's nice. | ||
| It's nice that we finally decided to stay together. | ||
| Well, that's great. | ||
| I mean, you know, two years of marriage is kind of just the warranty phase. | ||
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Yeah, absolutely. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| We can still get an annulment. | ||
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Right, right. | |
| Lord knows we haven't concentrated it yet. | ||
| That's what she was waiting for, yeah. | ||
| The annulment period to pass. | ||
| All right, I'll get the tattoo. | ||
| All right, Jesus. | ||
| That's great. | ||
| That's great. | ||
| I look forward to seeing that at some point. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| So, Jordan, today we have an episode to go over. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| We're going to be talking about January 30th. | ||
| 2024. | ||
| All right. | ||
| The present day. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| When we last left off, Alex was pretty up in arms about the border. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| And how there was going to be a standoff and maybe those states could secede. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| That was five days ago, right? | ||
| Yeah, this has calmed down a little bit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I think part of the reason is because what's actually going on and the tension that's actually going on there is a little bit boring. | ||
| backing of a bunch of states saying fuck you to the federal government. | ||
| Sure. | ||
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And that isn't going to come to a head until it comes to a head. | |
| Right. | ||
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And in the meantime, when it doesn't come to a head, it can bore people who are into sensationalism and who make their market on that. | |
| Right. | ||
| Secondarily, the razor's edge. | ||
| Of January 6th cuts in two directions. | ||
| So there was a lot of talk about that convoy that was going to go down, and I think Alex was pretty excited about that. | ||
| Everybody likes a convoy in this world. | ||
| The problem is, as it's happened, it appears from some of the reporting I've seen that a lot of people are afraid that it is a setup. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Because, you know, January 6th was a setup. | ||
| Everybody got set up by the feds. | ||
| And so the numbers are not nearly as... | ||
| Would have been expected by the people who are promoting this in advance. | ||
| Be wise, because I would guarantee they are infiltrated by a Fed. | ||
| I think that a number of these elements have had a way of deflating some of the super excitement. | ||
| Now, granted, Alex is still cooking on that front. | ||
| He's still making a lot of hay about the border. | ||
| He's got reporters down there. | ||
| He's still on board with that. | ||
| But the temperature has dropped considerably in terms of... | ||
| This is all we're talking about, and the seceding is maybe on the table. | ||
| This is great. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Now we can get back to talking about all kinds of other stuff, and it's in the back of his mind. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Which I think is interesting, but it is the tension and pullback a little bit. | ||
| That strategy of, like, you build up the rubber band, and I think that we're in that letting it sit. | ||
| I've figured it out. | ||
| All right? | ||
| Because I've been thinking about the border for quite a while. | ||
| And people have been telling me that there's a crisis. | ||
| All of these things. | ||
| Here's my pitch. | ||
| Mexico. | ||
| United States. | ||
| We get together. | ||
| Sit down. | ||
| Right down the treaty. | ||
| We move the border back 100 feet. | ||
| Surprise! | ||
| What are you guys fighting over? | ||
| That's not even your land anymore. | ||
| Idiots, move back. | ||
| So if you're going to be a child and argue over a pretend line in the sand, we're just going to move the sand. | ||
| That simple. | ||
| To a new pretend line. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| And then you guys move back. | ||
| And we'll do the Bugs Bunny thing until they go over the cliff. | ||
| And then, surprise! | ||
| All of the right-wing people are in the ocean. | ||
| Historically, this strategy has worked, where you move borders and then you realize people realize that they're not real. | ||
| This has happened before. | ||
| I think your strategy is soundproof. | ||
| I think it goes well. | ||
| Soundproof? | ||
| Soundproof indeed. | ||
| I can't hear it. | ||
| So, there's a bunch of nonsense to talk about today, but first, let's say hello to some new wonks. | ||
| Love it. | ||
| So first, can't think of anything creative to say in the shout-out at the moment, so whatever compels you is good, was listening to... | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
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Thank you. | |
| Next, all the wonks and the wonky people. | ||
| WhatsApp group, thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you! | ||
| Next, our top story tonight, Dawn de Grand Prix, still dead. | ||
| Thank you so much, you're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much! | ||
| And I remember watching FEMA death camps videos in middle school circa 2005 Google videos, thinking it was really stupid, and switching over to watch a sick Naruto AMVs instead. | ||
| Thank you so much, you're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much! | ||
| I don't think I know what that is. | ||
| I was gonna say, I imagine that is similar to Sea Captain's recycling to you. | ||
| I'm guessing MV is music videos? | ||
| Uh, AMV is anime music videos. | ||
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Okay. | |
| So it's like those short, uh, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, so I was close. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| No, you're right on. | ||
| So we got a technocrat in the mix, Jordan. | ||
| So thank you so much, too. | ||
| Thank you so much for all the hours of painful, painful Alex Jones entertainment, and Happy New Year. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a technocrat. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
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Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant. | |
| Someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop. | ||
| Daddy Shark. | ||
| Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp. | ||
| Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent. | ||
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He's a loser little titty baby. | |
| I don't want to hate black people. | ||
| I renounce Jesus Christ! | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| Yes, thank you very much. | ||
| And just a periodic reminder, because we haven't said this in a while, but our Patreon, the mailbox in there is useless. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| If you're trying to reach out to us, please send an email to knowledgefight at gmail.com. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Jordan monitors that email address, so that's where to send things. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Send it. | ||
| You will be in the queue. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So, we start off this show, and Alex is in one of the moods he gets in from time to time, which is complaining about other talk radio we listen to that day. | ||
| Look, I was sitting here right before we went live looking at all this news, and I just want to say something. | ||
| This morning I had some errands to take care of. | ||
| I normally just drive straight to work, so I was driving around quite a bit this morning, so I listened to probably, in traffic, an hour and a half of... | ||
| Talk radio. | ||
| And I just sampled probably 15 different conservative radio shows in Austin, in San Antonio, in Dallas, because I get, you know, we get all those. | ||
| I think DJ Shadow collaborated on those samples. | ||
| And it was just so amateurish. | ||
| And it was so hawkish and World War III. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| What? | ||
| What criticism coming from Alex? | ||
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It's amateurish? | |
| I guess Alex, you would not necessarily describe him as hawkish on World War III, but he's obsessed with it and says that it's constantly starting. | ||
| I would suggest that a real shooting civil war in the United States has a gigantic possibility of turning into World War III. | ||
| So if you're hawkish on that... | ||
| Look, he's no Dove. | ||
| I'll tell you that. | ||
| Yeah, I will say that, too. | ||
| He's not a peace guy. | ||
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Sure. | |
| But, you know, the way that I view Hawks. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Talking about Dominique Wilkins. | ||
| The human highlight reel of wars. | ||
| You know, I think about, like, George Bush and his administration, basically. | ||
| I think of, like, Hawks. | ||
| And I wouldn't necessarily... | ||
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I don't know. | |
| I wouldn't put Alex in that category. | ||
| But you're right. | ||
| He's not a peace guy either. | ||
| I think of guys like Joe Lieberman. | ||
| Those types of old, ineffectual, pointless white men who are like, yeah, let's kill children. | ||
| That's Hawks to me. | ||
| Sure, that's in the category. | ||
| But more to the point, amateurish. | ||
| Come on now, buddy. | ||
| I'm not mad at the crew. | ||
| Come on, Alex. | ||
| Get the fuck out of here. | ||
| Smash cut. | ||
| Storming out of the show repeatedly. | ||
| Fine, fine! | ||
| If we can't get the guy on the phone, then I'll just go! | ||
| So, one of the big news items of the day is Ilhan Omar had said some things, and then those things were misrepresented by people in the right wing. | ||
| That sounds right. | ||
| And so Alex gets a little racist, a little xenophobic. | ||
| I mentioned it yesterday, but I didn't get to it. | ||
| I want to play the video today. | ||
| Of Ilhan Omar saying she doesn't care about America. | ||
| She cares about Somalia and expanding Somalia's power. | ||
| She tried to slip in a deal a few years ago to change the Minnesota flag to basically the Somali flag. | ||
| These people are crazy. | ||
| And that dovetails with the new thing that came out yesterday afternoon with the press secretary, the black raggedy Ann. | ||
| White House spokesman called out for odd condolence statement of three U.S. troops fighting and dying for the administration. | ||
| Well, I remember the press reports at the time, because it was in the L.A. Times, when Bill Clinton won the election back in 1992 and was getting into office in 1993 at the inauguration, F-16s flew over. | ||
| And a big director, producer, Ron Silver, got mad and said, how dare them? | ||
| They're threatening us. | ||
| And Hillary pulled him by the arm in front of the press. | ||
| Sorry? | ||
| It happened. | ||
| Some members of the press said, Ron, it's okay. | ||
| They're under our control now. | ||
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They were. | |
| Imagine the weird Los Angeles, L.A., New World Order, Hollywood mindset that they hate this country so much and that even when they get control of it, they destroy it because they have a fundamental spiritual chip on their shoulder. | ||
| That's how you would describe it? | ||
| She got saved by U.S. troops when she was a little kid and moved here. | ||
| And then she just boils and oozes and glows and burns with an America hate because she feels insecure. | ||
| She feels like she's a sack of garbage. | ||
| And I don't think Somalis are sacks of garbage, but America used to really be number one in everything. | ||
| And so these people... | ||
| How are those two thoughts connected? | ||
| And running it down. | ||
| In fact, Harrison Smith last week did a little piece that I forgot to play. | ||
| You guys can find it. | ||
| I sent it to you, I think, last Friday. | ||
| That's the life story of Harrison. | ||
| And Harrison was playing a clip of a lady that's for real saying, America's never been great. | ||
| America's horrible. | ||
| America's always been evil. | ||
| And you have to understand, with these people, that's really their mindset. | ||
| I liken it to... | ||
| The barbarians that finally conquered Rome in 410. | ||
| And instead of occupying Rome and taking over its palaces, they just burned it all down. | ||
| So, leaving aside the fun image of Hillary Rodham Clinton at Bill Clinton's inauguration grabbing Ron Silver and being like, no, no, it's cool. | ||
| The Jets work for us now. | ||
| Everything is alright. | ||
| That's absurd. | ||
| Remember those incredibly petite photos of her in the early 90s with that hair? | ||
| Just with the nails grabbing Ron Silver by the... | ||
| By the tricep flesh. | ||
| It brings to mind a fun image. | ||
| Yeah, it does. | ||
| I would enjoy it. | ||
| But this whole thing was about Ilhan Omar saying some shit. | ||
| I believe so. | ||
| So Alex is part of the right-wing bandwagon that was currently demonizing Ilhan Omar for things she didn't say in a speech. | ||
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Sure. | |
| They're taking mistranslated pieces of things she did say out of context in order to present the picture that she holds a higher loyalty to Somalia than the United States. | ||
| And in essence for Alex, this all boils down to him not believing that immigrants can integrate into U.S. society if they aren't white. | ||
| That's core belief to him, so any claim that feeds into this will automatically be accepted with no further analysis. | ||
| Listen, there's no examination of what she actually said. | ||
| Doesn't play clip. | ||
| It's just taken. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, what I find fascinating about that, really, is that it's not about her even saying anything. | ||
| No, it's her existence. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| I mean, it's really just, it's almost like a nice thing for them to be reminded, oh, Ilhan Omar talked so we can say racist things about her. | ||
| And then if you point it out she didn't even actually say that, they'll be like, yeah, but it felt true. | ||
| Yeah, but she's in office and that bothers me. | ||
| Yeah, she could have said that. | ||
| She could have said that. | ||
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It seems like something she might say. | |
| She might have said it, and that means she did say it. | ||
| And you know what? | ||
| The fact that I thought that she might have said it, I think that really speaks volumes. | ||
| That proves everything about her I need to know. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Might be in your head. | ||
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Well... | |
| Yeah. | ||
| That's basically what's going on. | ||
| But it leads, Alex, to this, like, they're all barbarians trying to tear down the United States. | ||
| That's fun. | ||
| And so he talks about this, and then he has a fun example of something that the left hates. | ||
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Ooh. | |
| So there's no sense of a lot of these illegals and others they brought in, these so-called UN refugees, of wanting to make America greater, being part of it. | ||
| Because they're taught by the UN when they're brought in and by the left. | ||
| To hate this country. | ||
| And that's not just something the right wing says about the left. | ||
| They really do hate America. | ||
| I do. | ||
| And anything that they associate it with. | ||
| Success. | ||
| Good families. | ||
| Christianity. | ||
| Being honorable. | ||
| Leave it to Beaver. | ||
| That one. | ||
| They think something like leave it to Beaver. | ||
| And that's how my dad was brought up. | ||
| That's how my mom was brought up. | ||
| They're like people from leave it to Beaver. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| They see that as square and stupid and dumb to be honest and wholesome and good. | ||
| I'm sorry, are the kids still saying square? | ||
| Are wimps. | ||
| They don't know that we're actually learned and educated and historically informed and spiritually dialed in. | ||
| If we wanted to be evil, you'd be in a lot of trouble. | ||
| Because we're way better at it than you, believe me. | ||
| That's how I know what you're up to. | ||
| I can pick up on your evil. | ||
| I have the knowledge of evil, not just good. | ||
| But I just want it to sink into the listeners. | ||
| That this is a spiritual disease and that the left worldwide are basically NPCs set on a mission to burn down the world. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| By the devil. | ||
| All right. | ||
| And they hate Leave It to Beaver. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, I didn't think it was great. | ||
| No, it sucked. | ||
| It's a boring show. | ||
| I hate it. | ||
| No, it sucks. | ||
| I don't know if I've ever actually watched a full episode, though, so I guess it does suck. | ||
| I did watch it when I was a kid. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| My parents are very... | ||
| Limiting of what sort of things we could watch. | ||
| So some of those older shows were deemed safe, you know, because they're boring shit. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| I don't remember a lot of it, but I don't think that any of the characters were raving John Birch Society lunatics. | ||
| So, I don't know if Alex's family actually was like Leave it to Beaver. | ||
| Well, I mean, you don't know what happens whenever, after the freeze frame, that's immediately when they pull out Ravilo P. Oliver and they just ride. | ||
| So, talking about the real problems in the world. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| Hey, everybody, now it's time to talk Candyman. | ||
| Cameras are off. | ||
| Speak freely. | ||
| Let's roll. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| It's an interesting example. | ||
| I'm always a big fan of Leave It to Beaver just as a title. | ||
| I like a title that's a command. | ||
| Like, oh, okay. | ||
| I don't think it is. | ||
| I'll leave it to him. | ||
| You don't think it's a command for us to leave it to Beaver? | ||
| I think it's like, leave it to him to do this kind of thing. | ||
| Okay, alright. | ||
| That's what I always thought leave it to Beaver meant. | ||
| Leave it to Beaver to get into all this trouble. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| I always took it as like, well, let's let Beaver handle it. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| We may never know, because I haven't watched that show in 30 fucking years. | ||
| I don't think I've ever watched it, so you're probably at the very least more likely to be correct. | ||
| So Trump was a sensible statesman. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, there's this situation with Iran going on right now where some soldiers were killed, some U.S. soldiers. | ||
| You know what I think of when I think of statesmen? | ||
| I think of the President of the United States saying, this is the mother of all bombs. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I think of a man with this much power reveling in the idea of dropping a bomb on no one for no reason. | ||
| Well, that's statesmanlike. | ||
| That's statesman. | ||
| Iran engaged in a couple of attacks under Trump. | ||
| And Trump said no to the Republican-Democratic establishment wanting a full bombardment of Tehran that would have led to a wider war. | ||
| Instead, Trump said, we're going to kill... | ||
| Soleimani. | ||
| And they killed the leader of their military. | ||
| And notice you didn't see anything out of the Iranians after that. | ||
| That's what you do. | ||
| You kill their leaders. | ||
| You kill the generals. | ||
| When you're taking out the mafia, you want to bust the Don. | ||
| You don't sit there and go to a full war, because you can. | ||
| Iran has forces in hundreds of countries, including ours. | ||
| We've left them in. | ||
| You can't just run around trying to find all of them. | ||
| You have to cut their money off and you have to kill their leadership. | ||
| It seems to me that targeted assassinations of high-level figures inside a government is maybe more likely to start a war than bombing. | ||
| But I might be wrong. | ||
| I can only imagine that if some country's military assassinated our Secretary of Defense, it wouldn't just be something like, ah, it's all in the game. | ||
| Hey, what are you going to do? | ||
| What are you going to do? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Also, Trump's action was almost certainly a violation of international law. | ||
| I mean, yeah, obviously. | ||
| It's all fun and games for Alex here, but pretending Trump was some kind of rational, reasoned military figure is ridiculous. | ||
| Like you mentioned, he dropped the mother of all bombs on Afghanistan in 2017, and he outdid Obama in terms of launching drone strikes, even going so far as to repeal a rule where civilians Yeah. | ||
| I mean, listen. | ||
| One, international law is hilarious. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| I really appreciate how effective it is at stopping stuff. | ||
| But I think my favorite thing about the mother of all bombs is calling it that. | ||
| You know, have you ever thought about the dignity of the president? | ||
| The dignity of the office. | ||
| And to sit there with your fingers twiddling like Mr. Burns going, I'm going to drop the mother of all bombs on people. | ||
| But did he name it that? | ||
| I actually think he did. | ||
| I'm not sure. | ||
| I don't think he did. | ||
| There's something... | ||
| There's some little... | ||
| Sliver of memory that it was called that prior to him. | ||
| Prior to him. | ||
| I'm not sure, but if you're right, then it does become a little more maniacal. | ||
| I mean, just call it something. | ||
| Like, even then, whenever they're talking about the nuclear bomb, just like, oh, Thin Man or something, like, man, dude, that's fucking hell. | ||
| That is a hellish nightmare creation that you've got, and you're calling it Thin Man? | ||
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Fuck you. | |
| Thin Man. | ||
| Sending in Thin Man. | ||
| Ugh. | ||
| At the same time, codenames are fun. | ||
| They are fun. | ||
| You're not wrong. | ||
| Also the board game codenames. | ||
| That is quite fun. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| So something that's not fun is tweeting about World War III. | ||
| And people are doing it. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| People are doing it. | ||
| They should stop. | ||
| It's not fun. | ||
| You can pull up some of the tweets I reposted on X where major conservative accounts and groups are just saying, we need World War III. | ||
| They're saying World War III is the best option. | ||
| And they're not thinking through what World War III means. | ||
| Once the nukes start going, once they start getting used, there isn't an analyst out there that says it isn't a vast probability it then leads to full nuclear war and then we're all dead. | ||
| Unless you're living in some South Pacific island. | ||
| And again, even if you're in some bunker in Wyoming, folks, there's a full nuclear war. | ||
| The scenarios make Road Warrior look like a walk in the park. | ||
| Because there'll be tens of millions of dead. | ||
| Hundreds of millions with energy off, break down the food chain, and then people are just going to come dig you out of your bunkers, ladies and gentlemen, and eat your ass. | ||
| I mean, I've looked at the scenarios. | ||
| I should do a whole breakdown. | ||
| Have you seen Viggo Mortensen in The Road? | ||
| That's what you're talking about. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| A year after a nuclear war, that's what you're looking at. | ||
| You're looking at cannibalism within two weeks. | ||
| It's always a movie. | ||
| It's always a movie. | ||
| And by the way, he's talking about the end result of nuclear war. | ||
| He said tens of millions dead, food chains disrupted. | ||
| Isn't that already supposed to be happening? | ||
| I mean, that happened during COVID. | ||
| Isn't that what the COVID vaccine was going to do? | ||
| We're already there. | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The tens of millions of bodies that were promised by Alex's conspiracies never materialized, and the disruptions of the food chain, a lot of them ultimately had to do with Russia's invasion of Ukraine. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And they weren't as severe as Alex's conspiracies led us to believe. | ||
| But we're supposed to already be there. | ||
| Why do you even need a nuclear war? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I mean, I'm really going to say this, and it kind of boggles my mind. | ||
| That we're not all in agreement on this. | ||
| Nuclear war is good for no one. | ||
| None. | ||
| There are zero people who benefit from not having the sun anymore. | ||
| Nuclear war. | ||
| What is it good for? | ||
| Absolutely nothing. | ||
| Say it again. | ||
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War. | |
| Nuclear war. | ||
| But it is like... | ||
| It does seem so silly to me that we can't all just be like, hey, listen, seriously, no one's gonna be better off for this. | ||
| Let's just get rid of these for a while. | ||
| Yeah, it would be a good thing to do. | ||
| So Alex has a guest. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And this is a guest who is very slick. | ||
| And I think he's maneuvering exactly how he's supposed to. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And yet... | ||
| Alex cannot pronounce his name. | ||
| I've talked to a lot of insiders. | ||
| They say Trump is strongly considering him for the vice president, which is a really smart move on so many fronts. | ||
| We'll briefly speak about that coming up, but I was just asking Vivek during the break. | ||
| Oh God, it's not him. | ||
| What he thinks is front and center. | ||
| Alex has found a new way to mispronounce his name. | ||
| It's Vivek. | ||
| It rhymes with cake. | ||
| Vivek. | ||
| It rhymes with... | ||
| Stop it! | ||
| His name is Vivek! | ||
| He's been clear about this! | ||
| I appreciate that because it is one of those subtle reminders that Vivek will never be an equal in Alex's eyes. | ||
| He will always not give a shit enough about you to get your name wrong. | ||
| Counterpoint. | ||
| The fact that Alex is mispronouncing it in a new way means he's trying. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| This implies that someone told him he's mispronouncing the first name, and he's come up with a new one. | ||
| All right, let's give it a shot. | ||
| So, I don't know. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| I like that. | ||
| I like that. | ||
| What if that... | ||
| Is that a pre-agreed method of dealing with... | ||
| Hey, listen. | ||
| Here's what happens. | ||
| If I'm pronouncing somebody's name wrong, tell me, but don't correct my pronunciation. | ||
| Let me give it another go. | ||
| Let me assume. | ||
| Let's just keep on rolling. | ||
| Don't just empower me to come up with pronunciations. | ||
| Exactly, yeah. | ||
| So Vivek is on, and he's making some complaints about BlackRock and asset management firms. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And then this takes a twist you couldn't possibly imagine. | ||
| But the real threats we face to our liberty today aren't just coming through the front door of big government. | ||
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They're coming through a new hybrid of big government and big business. | |
| That together are far more powerful than either one alone. | ||
| Where the government is delegating its political authority to not just three-letter agencies, but those three-letter agencies are then delegating their political power to private actors. | ||
| Like tech companies that censor speech through the back door that the government couldn't censor through the front door. | ||
| Like banks and financial institutions. | ||
| Asset managers like BlackRock that vote for policies fighting climate change. | ||
| And Vivek, how do we stop that? | ||
| So one of the ways we stop that is, first of all, a lot of the money propping this up is coming from the government. | ||
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So a lot of what the state attorneys general are doing are steps in the right direction. | |
| One of the ways, Alex, is through competition. | ||
| The company that I started before I actually ran for president is called Strive that competes directly against BlackRock and State Street and Vanguard by offering investment products that are the same kinds of investment products that don't vote for woke policies. | ||
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They vote for what maximizes profit and product value. | |
| Yeah. | ||
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For customers and for shareholders. | |
| A little too clear on your agenda here, Vivek. | ||
| Boy, sometimes when a man has practiced a speech enough, it doesn't sound natural. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, I mean, he's good. | ||
| He's good at this stuff, but I mean, this is a little transparent. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You don't really have opposition to BlackRock or whatever. | ||
| You're branding this stuff as woke and then pitching yourself as the non-woke alternative. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Great, great. | ||
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I mean, it's completely bizarre. | |
| He's like, you know what the answer is? | ||
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My non-woven asset management company. | |
| When is that not the answer is a question that you should really be. | ||
| But people don't usually say it. | ||
| It's really unusual. | ||
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Saying it is what's bizarre. | |
| Also, you know where you're saying this, right? | ||
| Who are you saying this to? | ||
| Also, what business... | ||
| Could not be improved by not going woke. | ||
| There's too many negatives in there. | ||
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I don't understand. | |
| I couldn't follow the sentence. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Here's my new thing. | ||
| I'm sick of real estate companies. | ||
| Building things with woke policies. | ||
| So I'm going to start an anti-woke real estate company. | ||
| What, like fire alarms? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I'm against them. | ||
| Zoning code? | ||
| I mean, we have to have those things, but I'll tell you that I'm against them. | ||
| All these damn woke building regulations. | ||
| Woke buildings. | ||
| You need a staircase to be a certain width. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| You need a fire exit. | ||
| That's fucking woke shit. | ||
| What are you doing? | ||
| If the elevator's on fire, you die. | ||
| Right? | ||
| That's the tagline for the real safety. | ||
| If the elevator's on fire, you're dead. | ||
| How woke is it that they have, like, emergency call buttons in an elevator? | ||
| Fucking woke. | ||
| Oh my god, you should have to shit in the corner like the rest of us! | ||
| Right. | ||
| So Vivek has a warning here. | ||
| To whom? | ||
| To the world. | ||
| Ooh, the whole world? | ||
| Yeah, I guess. | ||
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Part of what's happening is you have a neocon establishment. | |
| In the Republican Party, in the neoliberal establishment, the Democratic Party, that effectively have been rooting for a war with Iran for a very long time. | ||
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For three decades or more, these people have been wanting to bomb Iran. | |
| And I think they're just looking for an excuse to actually do it. | ||
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I think this could be a disaster, actually, for the United States. | |
| We cannot fall into the strap of a preemptive strike at a moment where that doesn't advance our interests. | ||
| We have to stand for our own troops and our own national interests. | ||
| But that's a separate question from whether we want a preemptive strike on Iran. | ||
| Anybody heard of a super EMP attack? | ||
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If you haven't, you should look it up. | |
| An electromagnetic pulse attack. | ||
| Iran, other countries have a capability. | ||
| Do we actually want to be in a situation where other adversaries have the power to take out our electric grid in a matter of days? | ||
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Could be in a position to actually do so. | |
| No, that's not the place we want to go. | ||
| So you see in this clip a really good example of how nothing means anything on Infowars. | ||
| I was going to say, yeah. | ||
| When you have people like Klaus Schwab or someone in Biden's administration come out and say that there are threats to the power grid and an attack on it could be something that hostile actors are considering. | ||
| That's proof that they themselves are planning to do that attack as a false flag. | ||
| They're only bringing it up as a possible threat so the public's familiar with the idea by the time they decide to do it, so they have an enemy to point at. | ||
| But when Vivek does the exact same thing, it's astute political analysis. | ||
| We shouldn't go to war with Iran because they can take out the power grid with a super EMP. | ||
| If this were someone Alex didn't like saying it, he probably would cover it as them admitting their plans to attack the power grid. | ||
| But since it's Vivek... | ||
| That doesn't happen. | ||
| This dynamic exists because Alex isn't serious about his accusations that people are revealing their plans and priming you for false flags. | ||
| That shit doesn't mean anything to him, but it's a super effective way to keep the audience engaged and scared so he pulls that trick out whenever he can. | ||
| But not when it's people like Vivek doing it, then it's not predictive programming at all. | ||
| He's not working with the devil. | ||
| Only the devil people do that. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| And this whole thing about, you mentioned earlier that Trump's considering for VP and that's great. | ||
| And it's so funny because Alex is still kind of on the same tip where he's like, you know, they'll never kill Trump if you're there. | ||
| He's a shield. | ||
| That's basically what he is. | ||
| Yep, yep, yep. | ||
| You're so crazy that they would never risk you becoming president. | ||
| Yeah, the deep state is like, god damn it. | ||
| We have to support Trump because Vivek might... | ||
| Destroy all meaning behind language. | ||
| I can't stand listening to him talk. | ||
| It's tough. | ||
| He hates words. | ||
| I think what you hate is that there's that competence there. | ||
| That media readiness. | ||
| You don't see that in a ton of people that Alex associates with. | ||
| But it's also a media readiness that is tinged with a condescending self-awareness that I hate so much. | ||
| Because it is a man who's watched enough I don't think he's going to be the VP I've joked about this, | ||
| and I'm not sure if I said this on the show, but the two paths that I see for him are becoming a major figure in the Trump media ecosystem, or becoming vice president and murdering Trump himself. | ||
| It would be amazing. | ||
| Because the lack of anything I feel about his actual character and his person makes me think that this is such ambition that he has. | ||
| He has such naked ambition that getting in the VP spot might be the most dangerous thing for Trump. | ||
| And I'll tell you this. | ||
| And here's what I'll tell you. | ||
| And Trump doesn't want to be a fascist dictator. | ||
| He wants to be rich and famous, you know? | ||
| And free of consequences. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| He doesn't want to go through the business of like, oh, I'm going to oppress these people. | ||
| He wants that to happen without him knowing. | ||
| Good fascist dictators, it's a 9 to 5. Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| He's a hands-off guy. | ||
| He's no de Gaulle, all right? | ||
| Vivek could de Gaulle it. | ||
| And the right wing, there's no better way to become a dictator of the United States than to assassinate the president and take over as the VP? | ||
| That's fucking movie shit right there. | ||
| Especially if you set it up where you do it, where you invite Klaus Schwab for a meeting, so you pin it on him somehow. | ||
| Oh my god, yes. | ||
| And I feel like if anybody can pull it off, it's this Vivek. | ||
| I mean, he's got it in his heart. | ||
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Let's put it that way. | |
| He's got terrifying things in his heart. | ||
| He chills me a little bit more than some of these other folks. | ||
| So there's just so much news to cover after the vague leaves. | ||
| So, so much. | ||
| So we better make time for stupid racist bullshit. | ||
| Well, we've got so much to cover today. | ||
| But again, toll-free number. | ||
| I'll give it out. | ||
| Start of the next segment. | ||
| And we'll take several hours of calls interspersed with all of this critical news and information. | ||
| But first, this very important piece of information. | ||
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Oh, hello! | |
| Oh, my God! | ||
| This is still happening. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| That is... | ||
| That was... | ||
| Very unexpected for me. | ||
| That was very unexpected. | ||
| That is like, if you imagine in the morning, you know, I'm of a certain age now, so say around 5.30, I'm in the bathroom, I get up, my eyes are all groggy, I open the door, and then BAM! | ||
| It's a racist caricature. | ||
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That's about how it felt, yes. | |
| Yeah, it's a little strange, you know, the way that there's this bit. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| That he's still doing. | ||
| It wasn't good on day one. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| And it's still not good now. | ||
| He must really enjoy it. | ||
| I remember in the 90s, 90s SNL, growing up, that was my era. | ||
| You know, everybody's era of whenever SNL didn't suck was whenever they were a kid. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And everybody else's era is it always sucked. | ||
| But I remember Adam Sandler and Chris Farley doing this weird beer commercial that was tinged with all kinds of gay panic around it. | ||
| Just like, hey, look at these hot guys. | ||
| Whoa! | ||
| That's the whole joke. | ||
| Imagine if they did that every year up until 2024. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And you're like... | ||
| Really? | ||
| That's the exact thing that it hit with me. | ||
| It's like you see a comic years later and they're still into that bit. | ||
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Wow! | |
| That's a choice. | ||
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Can't believe it. | |
| Huh? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Well, I mean, there's no aspect of personal growth on Alex's part. | ||
| He doesn't recognize that this is ridiculously racist. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So... | ||
| Why would he stop? | ||
| But the problem that I see more functionally is that it's also just not funny. | ||
| He's trying to be funny, and it's not funny. | ||
| Even you take the racism out of it, it's still not funny. | ||
| It's a poorly constructed bit. | ||
| It's a dumb character. | ||
| It's a bad voice. | ||
| My theory? | ||
| I think he just has fun doing it. | ||
| I think that's part of it, and I think around the office it must kill. | ||
| Or people are just afraid. | ||
| Like, Alex, he gives me... | ||
| Big energy of someone who needs people to think he's funny. | ||
| See, now that's De Gaulle energy right there. | ||
| And so I bet around the office people are afraid to be like, this sucks. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And people are just like, ha, ha, ha, ha. | ||
| Yeah, he does. | ||
| So funny. | ||
| I love that Chinese voice you're doing. | ||
| That's so funny. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| You think I'm funny, right? | ||
| Oh, totally. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| That character you do is great. | ||
| Oh, so funny. | ||
| So Alex gets back from his racist comedy. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And he starts complaining about the E. Jean Carroll judgment. | ||
| Right, right, right, right. | ||
| So she just won a judgment for defamation against Trump. | ||
| $83 million, is that right? | ||
| Something like that, yeah. | ||
| And so Alex talks about this a little bit, and I think he's flirting with trying to get himself sued. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But also, he cannot resist. | ||
| Whenever he talks about anything in this arena, anything to do with courts, he cannot stop talking about himself. | ||
| Also, I'd like to get your take on... | ||
| I've got a bunch of clips on the crazy lady that couldn't even say what year Trump supposedly assaulted her so he couldn't have an alibi, and no evidence 25 years later. | ||
| And then he says, I'm innocent, so there's no criminal charges because they couldn't get criminal charges. | ||
| There's no evidence. | ||
| So he's found guilty of defamation by a kangaroo court where the judge says he's guilty. | ||
| He says he's innocent. | ||
| She sues again and gets $83 million. | ||
| And now she's on TV bragging saying, we're going to buy penthouses and go shopping. | ||
| It's so much fun. | ||
| I mean, she is just a famous loon. | ||
| And it's so dangerous that they weaponize these blue jurisdictions to this point. | ||
| I've experienced it myself. | ||
| Where a judge finds you guilty, the news doesn't pick up on that. | ||
| They have a show trial, and they tell the jury this person's guilty, and then they put on fake evidence and don't let you put on evidence, or they're going to sanction or disbar your lawyers, and they're trying to disbar my lawyer in Connecticut, they're trying to disbar the lawyer in Texas, and they fine them both massive amounts of money. | ||
| People say, why don't their lawyers talk? | ||
| They did talk a little and got sanctioned. | ||
| Norm talked plenty. | ||
| Boy, I was there whenever Ray Nall talked, and I... | ||
| He talked a bit. | ||
| Even he regretted some of the things he said. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But it's fascinating how Alex can't resist making everything about himself and his own feelings of persecution. | ||
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| He's trying to complain about and defame E. Jean Carroll, the woman who successfully sued Trump for sexual abuse and then defamation, but in the middle of it, he remembers that he has a personal talking point about the courts and he just launches off into his Sandy Hook script. | ||
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Yep. | |
| It's really narcissistic behavior. | ||
| Also, Alex is just lying about Carroll. | ||
| She specified when the abuse took place. | ||
| There was a jury in the case, and I guess just any result Alex doesn't like is a kangaroo court. | ||
| If it goes the way he doesn't want, kangaroo. | ||
| Trump didn't say that, just like he was innocent, he constantly attacked her, leading his followers to harass her because she wouldn't be quiet about how Trump had attacked her. | ||
| Also, she made a joke about buying Rachel Maddow a penthouse. | ||
| That's what happened. | ||
| She was making some jokes. | ||
| And Alex is like, oh, this is crazy. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure, sure. | ||
| It's a bunch of bullshit. | ||
| But what do you expect? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Not a whole lot of deeper analysis of this. | ||
| Instead, Alex decides like, oh, wait. | ||
| I gotta talk about myself. | ||
| You know, he started off into that, like, my persecution by the Sandy Hook courts. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And he just decides to keep talking about himself. | ||
| Sure, well, I mean, he's great. | ||
| Yeah, and the most important thing in the world. | ||
| Nobody, nobody. | ||
| I mean, let me tell you something. | ||
| I had a divorce and a custody battle. | ||
| That was highly publicized in the last 10 years, the first three of that. | ||
| And the old Travis County judges were all Democrats. | ||
| But man, they weighed the evidence and they were like super hardworking and like all over my ass and then gave me my kids. | ||
| And even when The lawyers on the other side of my custody battle did a bunch of corrupt stuff and a bunch of deception, a bunch of lying. | ||
| The Democrat liberal woman judge, who retired right after that, Judge Naranjo, Native American lady, really smart lady. | ||
| I hate him so much. | ||
| She said, I'm not going to set aside the jury verdict, but if everything isn't done just right in this, custody goes back to him, which it did. | ||
| So I watched judges when it was the right thing to do. | ||
| Bend over backwards for me. | ||
| And they were Democrats. | ||
| Now, and I'm only telling the story because it's not about me. | ||
| It's about what's happened in this country. | ||
| It's about you. | ||
| Now, every judge is a woman. | ||
| I don't care if it's a woman, but it's a good judge. | ||
| I'm sorry? | ||
| Every judge is new. | ||
| Every judge retired. | ||
| All 30-something. | ||
| And all of them are new. | ||
| And they go from blue-haired Antifa ladies, like my judge. | ||
| What? | ||
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| People almost as bad. | ||
| All that's going on here is that Alex thinks the court used to be good because in the past he won a case. | ||
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| That's the definition of a good court to Alex. | ||
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Yes. | |
| Do they agree with me? | ||
| It's an axiomatic truth that Alex is always right. | ||
| So all the proof you need that a court is corrupt is if they find against him. | ||
| If they back him up and go his way, that's a great court doing good work. | ||
| But if anything goes wrong and they don't cater to him exactly, well, there has to be a setup involved because Alex is always right. | ||
| This sounds dumb because it is, but it's how Alex operates. | ||
| He can't be wrong because that's impossible. | ||
| God gave him all these gifts of wisdom and discernment, and he's a pious mastermind. | ||
| So anyone who would dare threaten that image is clear. | ||
| It is so much like that refrain for him almost of like the laziness inherent of a malignant narcissist is just like I am always me. | ||
| Doing me things. | ||
| And I never have to change. | ||
| I never have to change. | ||
| I never have to think about it. | ||
| I never have to alter any of my behavior. | ||
| Everyone else is judged based upon how they react to me being the best. | ||
| And it is like, wow. | ||
| I think it can be a scary and threatening thing to recognize that you can be convinced that you're right and be wrong. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because it calls into question all the times that you've said anything. | ||
| Were you wrong all those times, too? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And for someone who doesn't want to open up that box and, you know, look at that and wrestle with those feelings, it's safer just to pretend you're always right. | ||
| And that's kind of what Alex does. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, but look, man. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Alex says that all these judges are corrupt. | ||
| I'm not listening. | ||
| Now, Alex tells me that he secretly overheard a bunch of other people say that. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| My ears perk up for a very real story. | ||
| Okay. | ||
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| And I talked to Democrats, and I talked to lawyers, and I was sitting there in a Kirby lane about two months ago. | ||
| At like 8 a.m., my daughter wanted to go eat food there. | ||
| It's like a cafe, breakfast place. | ||
| A lot of details. | ||
| They had a little playground where she could play while she waited for the food. | ||
| So I took her there. | ||
| My wife was out of town. | ||
| More details. | ||
| I sat behind this group of six lawyers, three women, three men. | ||
| More details. | ||
| They were middle-aged lawyers, but their kids were out there playing too. | ||
| They didn't know I was sitting behind them because I came in after them. | ||
| And they were like, Judge Guerra Gamble's totally insane and follows none of the law and doesn't even read the cases and is just rude and hateful to everyone. | ||
| It's completely nuts. | ||
| She's rude and hateful. | ||
| And I'm sitting there and I go, yeah, I'm Alex Jones. | ||
| And they go, oh, Alex Jones, we know your case. | ||
| Yeah, you got the fault, even though you gave them all the evidence. | ||
| No, she does that to everybody now. | ||
| She doesn't even care. | ||
| This is the most real story I've ever heard. | ||
| This is so real. | ||
| This is the most real, real story I've ever heard in my entire life. | ||
| Those people, I bet they have names and birth certificates and were from the reality. | ||
| And man, they sound just like Alex. | ||
| They sound absurdly like Alex. | ||
| Almost as if everybody who is... | ||
| Competent and good at their job says exactly what Alex does. | ||
| See, now this is a fun way that Alex, if he wants to, could maybe work around some potential defamation things in the future. | ||
| Just pretend that he overheard other people saying shit. | ||
| He was all lawyers. | ||
| I overheard... | ||
| I was at the Denny's. | ||
| It was 4.30 in the afternoon. | ||
| My child had wanted to go because... | ||
| I can't even fucking add fake details as well as he can. | ||
| What are we talking about? | ||
| Such details. | ||
| Yeah, when you're lying and you've really practiced a lot at it, somehow you've never gotten better. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, I mean, it's what kids do. | ||
| You add a lot of details to make it big. | ||
| Well, there's no way you could possibly be making all of this up. | ||
| Who would make all of this up? | ||
| You would. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You would. | ||
| So, speaking of making things up. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| I mean, look, they're so crazy. | ||
| The left. | ||
| I can't even describe to you how crazy they are. | ||
| Like, it won't even sound real. | ||
| And that's what I'm telling you is the Democratic Party is like a group of mentally ill people now. | ||
| They are... | ||
| Now. | ||
| Absolutely insane. | ||
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| This happens in a corruption. | ||
| This happens in the fall of a society. | ||
| Because you've got some corrupt people and some double dealers. | ||
| But there's only a few of them. | ||
| And then things get more corrupt. | ||
| They promote more corrupt people. | ||
| And the norm becomes greater and greater. | ||
| And they get away with more and more and more. | ||
| To the point of every day I see videos from Portland and New York and Chicago and Austin. | ||
| I don't even show you these videos. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| And it's liberal men and women. | ||
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| In business suits, pulling their pants down and pooping in front of schools, or climbing up on top of a bus and peeing on the window, or peeing in the water fountain, and you go. | ||
| Some are crazy people, homeless people, some are like, and then even Portland. | ||
| Well, it's fun to poop! | ||
| This is part of our culture's pooping! | ||
| I mean, they're just like, they're degenerates. | ||
| And you sit there and you think, oh, well, we're cherry-picking this. | ||
| No, ladies and gentlemen, they don't. | ||
| They don't care if they get caught. | ||
| They don't care. | ||
| They don't even know what that means. | ||
| I just picture the entire cast of the Adjustment Bureau. | ||
| All of them in the suits and hats showing up in front of us. | ||
| We love pooping! | ||
| Pooping in front of a school. | ||
| Pooping is part of our culture. | ||
| I don't know why I went with the Adjustment Bureau. | ||
| Because of the hats, right? | ||
| I think it was the hats. | ||
| I think it was the hats, yeah. | ||
| But Alex didn't even bring up hats. | ||
| I just imagined this person in a hat. | ||
| Business suits takes you to business hats. | ||
| The other alternative that I thought of in my mind was the Watcher guy from Fringe. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| The guy who's observing everything. | ||
| I can see that. | ||
| That guy shitting in front of a school. | ||
| The Stephen King Watcher guys from the Infinite Universe thing that he does. | ||
| Yeah, I can see that. | ||
| Don't you tell anybody that I watched Fringe. | ||
| I watched all of Fringe. | ||
| It was great. | ||
| I love Fringe. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| What was it? | ||
| What was I about to... | ||
| Eh, who cares. | ||
| So you think Alex has all these videos? | ||
| Oh, that's right! | ||
| That's right! | ||
| I want to say this. | ||
| I want to say this. | ||
| Why would you care if you got caught if literally your culture is I dress in a business suit and then poop in front of schools? | ||
| Well, I think... | ||
| How could you not get caught doing that? | ||
| I think that Alex lost track of the business suit detail pretty fast. | ||
| Actually, I think you did lose that one. | ||
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I don't know. | |
| I wonder what... | ||
| Like, I didn't... | ||
| Do a lot of looking into this. | ||
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Sure. | |
| But I wonder what this is based on. | ||
| Like, is there a video of someone in a business suit shitting in front of a school and Alex has turned it into an epidemic? | ||
| What do you see? | ||
| Because if he's saying it and he's saying that he sees the video, now I have to graphically create it in my mind. | ||
| What do you see? | ||
| Because I see... | ||
| Do you see a squat? | ||
| Or do you see a literal flat bent over? | ||
| No, squat. | ||
| You see a squat? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| See, because I see an almost alien-like behavior, like an Invasion of the Pod people-like thing, where it's uncannily almost like what a human would do, but it's a little bit off. | ||
| That's my thinking. | ||
| Business suit poopers. | ||
| I mean, I lived through the early 2000s. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And so I would say that back then we had a much bigger cultural issue with bodily functions. | ||
| Jackass? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Like, it involved shitting on things. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| And what have you. | ||
| We had the fear factor, which was all about what you could cram in your gullet. | ||
| Yeah, scatological and urinological. | ||
| But, like, there was a culture that was very friendly to peeing on stuff and what have you. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| This doesn't resonate with me, what Alex is saying. | ||
| I just don't think I can. | ||
| Here's the problem. | ||
| I don't think even if I'm on Alex's team, I don't think I can get it up for the idea of a guy... | ||
| I think Alex is just trying to create the image of urban chaos. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Because his audience largely doesn't live in cities. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| And so it terrifies them of what's going on in the degenerate, godless urban areas. | ||
| See, because now I imagine a man surfing and peeing on a CTA bus, and I... | ||
| I can't believe that Chicago people wouldn't at least be like, two's up to you, mate. | ||
| So this next clip is, I'm going to give a trigger warning, a content warning for this. | ||
| Pretty bigoted about LGBTQ folk. | ||
| And further, you know, involves some Alex saying gross shit about crimes against children. | ||
| So if that upsets you, understandable. | ||
| And so skip this clip. | ||
| But here is Alex being a real shithead. | ||
| And then I've got clips that I'll get to next hour of the major, richest school district in Rhode Island. | ||
| And it's made big news, and I put it out on X, and it went viral. | ||
| And people are saying, wow, you know, the school board says we're not going to let parents know when their kids are LGBTQP, transgender. | ||
| Because parents have no authority over their children. | ||
| Everybody gets so upset. | ||
| That's official policy all over the country. | ||
| They create files on your children in elementary. | ||
| They convince them for prizes and toys to say they're another sex. | ||
| Then they secretly put them in a file with lawyers and social workers and prepare for the process by the time they're 10 or 11 if the parents don't agree to take them and put them in a weird government pedophile halfway house that five Democrat states have passed laws. | ||
| To now take children and under the law in places like Oregon and Washington, they don't even tell you where your child went. | ||
| You think they're kidnapped. | ||
| The police come and have a fake interview about where your daughter or son is and they're in a pedophile warehouse. | ||
| The police have a fake interview? | ||
| Being raped. | ||
| And it turns out in this district in Rhode Island, they got a bunch of cases of the teachers molesting the kids. | ||
| Of course they do. | ||
| They're creating pedophile sanctuaries. | ||
| And that sounds so horrible, but that's the reality that we have produced this much evil. | ||
| So the underlying story here is that a school board member in Rhode Island voiced a belief that it may not be good to inform parents if a student comes out at school. | ||
| This is a matter of respecting the privacy of the student and respecting the potential safety concerns the student might face at home. | ||
| You have no idea what their living situation might be like. | ||
| You could be endangering them by doing that. | ||
| The rest of that, what Alex is doing, is grotesque. | ||
| There are practical reasons. | ||
| Reasons like not knowing if it would be safe to do that. | ||
| And there's a stigma issue where if you do that, you're treating their sexuality or gender as if it's a disease that you have a duty to inform about. | ||
| These are concerns that intersect with creating a world that's safer for LGBTQ, which is the opposite of what Alex wants. | ||
| He wants gay bashing to come back. | ||
| He wants non-heterosexual public displays of affection to be banned. | ||
| He wants trans people to not be able to exist in public, and then, if he gets his way, even in private. | ||
| He wants people who don't conform to traditional gender norms to be treated like shit. | ||
| Alex wants all this stuff, and schools respecting student privacy runs counter to that. | ||
| So in order to fight back against this thing that's very sensible and understandable, he has to create a ridiculous, over-the-top evil plot that's supposedly what this secretly is about. | ||
| It's not about respecting student privacy and safety, it's about grooming the children so they can be kidnapped and held at a pedophile warehouse. | ||
| In that clip, not only does Alex lay out a disgusting scenario that he can't back up at all, he does a couple of other important things to note. | ||
| First, he essentially invalidates trans existence by saying that students are given prizes and toys to say they're another sex. | ||
| Anyone who says that they're trans or non-binary isn't actually. | ||
| They're just tricked into this by teachers with toys and prizes. | ||
| If you delegitimize a person's identity like this, you make it acceptable and possibly noble to do anything in your power to free them from that delusion, So things like conversion therapy become totally normal ideas, even though they're Mm-hmm. | ||
| Next, Alex attacks the idea of the state caring at all about whether or not a parent abuses their LGBTQ child. | ||
| Let's say you're in a scenario where you have a trans child and you're not accepting of it to the point where you're abusive. | ||
| Maybe it's harsh verbal harassment, destroying their property that doesn't align with how you want them to be, or even violence directed toward them when they don't present how you want them to. | ||
| In that scenario, that child needs help, and the only place that's going to come from is outside the house. | ||
| Likely, the police or child protective services are... | ||
| You know, those are candidates. | ||
| Alex doesn't want that. | ||
| He wants that child to be forced to live in that state because he believes eventually it will work and they'll come out... | ||
| normal by his definition. | ||
| Thus, any interaction with the state that intersects with the parent abusing their LGBTQ child is redefined here as the state wanting to kidnap that child and take them to this warehouse. | ||
| This stuff is grotesque and hateful and disconnected from reality, but in situations like this, it's important to recognize where the narratives actually connect to reality. | ||
| Alex isn't saying this stuff for no reason. | ||
| Like, one part of it is just spouting sensational bigot narratives to scare his audience, but another is to further actual goals. | ||
| The goals here are delegitimizing LGBTQ identity as a thing and working to leave LGBTQ youth Yep. | ||
| Those are the touch points where this intersects with the real world. | ||
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| Yeah, it feels like... | ||
| What would I say? | ||
| It feels like they're talking about the Underground Railroad at this point, if that makes sense. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| When a school board member says you shouldn't inform your parents, that's like saying, hey, listen, here's where the stop on the Underground Railroad is. | ||
| Slave owners aren't going to be happy. | ||
| They're going to try and fuck up that stop. | ||
| So when you tell people exactly what's going on, these people are going to react like that. | ||
| Well, schools... | ||
| They have a responsibility to teach, and that is a process that involves the school and the student, and either party can not cooperate, and that's a negative experience. | ||
| So when you have a student, let's say, who comes out to a teacher because they feel in a safe environment, if that teacher turns around and tells their parents, who maybe are opposed to their child, Yep. | ||
| Being LGBTQ, you end up in a situation where that student's never going to trust the school ever again. | ||
| They're going to be disconnected from education. | ||
| It's going to have rippling effects that are incredibly negative. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, you might wind up like me. | ||
| So we get off that awful note and come back to reality with Alex Jones using a primary source the way only he can. | ||
| But I'm going to intersperse. | ||
| A lot of breaking news and information. | ||
| More mainstream media is being forced to report that the CIA ran around and threatened, but then also paid off journalists during the whole COVID operation. | ||
| Trump was not aware of this, obviously. | ||
| They were working against him as well. | ||
| But it expanded under Biden. | ||
| Yes, you're up against the CIA. | ||
| So is he aware of it? | ||
| Big deal. | ||
| It's not like the movies, folks. | ||
| They're a bunch of criminals that are leftists. | ||
| They go to college to attack this country, and they're put in these positions of power. | ||
| People think of the CIA as like the Green Berets that actually go out on real missions. | ||
| That's like 1% of what they do. | ||
| They undermine. | ||
| They promote transgenderism. | ||
| They promote child pornography. | ||
| They promote devil worship. | ||
| They promote weakening the country so they can control it. | ||
| They are the outside force set up in 1947 under the national security system to destroy the nation. | ||
| And I'm not even saying everybody in that system is bad. | ||
| It's just like the FBI or any of it. | ||
| But it's totally weaponized against the people now. | ||
| How the CIA paid and threatened journalists to do its work. | ||
| Big article now. | ||
| Even out of the Daily Beast, the liberals are reporting on it. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| The liberals are reporting on it. | ||
| That's some breaking news. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Or, this is an article that was published in the Daily Beast in October 2017, years before COVID even exists. | ||
| I was expecting that. | ||
| Seems like Alex just kind of skimmed an old headline and decided to write himself a little fun story. | ||
| It is a fun story. | ||
| It is a fun story, since it gets to make him seem like a brave, strong boy standing up to the CIA, but it's all shit. | ||
| All of that stuff is made up. | ||
| About, like, it expanded under Biden, Trump didn't know about it. | ||
| All that is stuff that he's made up in his head. | ||
| And guess what? | ||
| This article isn't an article. | ||
| It's an ad. | ||
| It's very clearly labeled as a paid post promoting the release of the movie Jack Reacher Never Go Back. | ||
| No. | ||
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No. | |
| Yes! | ||
| No. | ||
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Yes! | |
| Dan? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So, Alex's primary source he's using here is an over six-year-old ad in the Daily Beast. | ||
| I can't imagine how someone recognizing how Alex uses primary sources like this could ever retain any faith in his ability to assess information, be a purveyor of information. | ||
| It's ridiculous. | ||
| This is cartoon shit. | ||
| It is nice to know. | ||
| Here's what you've definitively proven. | ||
| Because you can never know for sure. | ||
| Knowing things for sure is always a dicey proposition. | ||
| Because what if while I was sleeping, somebody... | ||
| It could always happen. | ||
| I'm not always conscious. | ||
| You've proven I'm not a Hulk. | ||
| That would have hulked you? | ||
| That would have hulked me, for sure. | ||
| For sure I would have been hulked. | ||
| Well, but it also definitively proves that Alex doesn't read any of this shit. | ||
| Yeah, no, that's definitely true. | ||
| It would be literally impossible to even take a cursory glance at this Daily Beast article and not be like, oh, this is an ad for the Jack Reacher movie. | ||
| If it says Jack Reacher, it's not real. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Unless it's an ad. | ||
| If Alex wants to talk about CIA involvement and media stuff and things like that, there are sources he can go to. | ||
| He doesn't need a 2017 ad for a fucking Tom Cruise movie. | ||
| Ridiculous. | ||
| Ironic. | ||
| Ironic. | ||
| You know, have you seen the Jack Reacher TV series? | ||
| No. | ||
| Have you seen the movies? | ||
| No. | ||
| Well, I'll tell you this. | ||
| It turns out, because I watched the TV series, my wife did, Right. | ||
| Jack Reacher is like a cartoon. | ||
| He's like a child's version of himself as a hero. | ||
| I assume. | ||
| I assume it would be. | ||
| I'm the largest. | ||
| I'm also the... | ||
| No, no, in the TV show. | ||
| It's like, I'm the largest guy. | ||
| I'm also the... | ||
| Like, there are zero weaknesses. | ||
| You know, it's like a perfect human being is playing on God mode. | ||
| And I found out that's how the books are like. | ||
| And then it was like, wait a second. | ||
| Tom Cruise played that guy. | ||
| Weird! | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| Five foot four! | ||
| He looks bigger on film. | ||
| Eh, that's true. | ||
| Because he's a big personality. | ||
| See, anyway, fuck it, Alex. | ||
| This is parody levels of mishandling sources. | ||
| Yeah, no, again, Hulk. | ||
| So fuck that. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Don't need news. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Let's go to calls. | ||
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Okay. | |
| We get a call. | ||
| Speaking of larger-than-life superheroes. | ||
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All right. | |
| All right, let's go ahead and go to Thor in Texas. | ||
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Thor. | |
| Thor! | ||
| You're on the air. | ||
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Hey, Alex, I think men need to take the positions that the women have taken over. | |
| We have judges. | ||
| We have city councilwomen. | ||
| We have all these positions of power and influence that have been taken over by women. | ||
| And I'm not saying women are not bad. | ||
| I know a lot of women are probably going, man, shut up, dude. | ||
| I think I'm going, man, shut up, dude. | ||
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And they need to take these positions of power. | |
| And I think in the political sense, I think that if you're going to take and accept Well I'll say this, I'll say this. | ||
| The WEF, the New World Order, is putting women in charge to bring down civilization. | ||
| The type of woman they're choosing has a chip on their shoulder and is totally behind the globalists and will commit any crime you can imagine because they know epigenetically we think of a man as committing a crime. | ||
| We know that most violent crime is men, so we are weary of men. | ||
| So yeah, they're putting women in as the spokespersons and as the functionaries to carry out the tyranny. | ||
| There's no doubt of it. | ||
| I mean, every judge in Travis County... | ||
| They're elected, put in by George Soros, all the men and women removed before, and then they just put in a total cult of lunatics. | ||
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Right. | |
| And they should drug test these people. | ||
| They're probably pharmaceuticals, some kind of mood elevators. | ||
| I don't think there's any choice. | ||
| I mean, I don't think there's any question about that. | ||
| So earlier, Alex was yelling about how all the judges are women now, and that's just because he's a misogynist and he's lashing out about how he had a female judge in his case. | ||
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Yep. | |
| This caller, Thor, has taken on Alex's characterization and decided that women being judges is a problem and that men need to take these positions back. | ||
| Shouldn't have that power. | ||
| But in reality, there are multiple male judges in Travis County. | ||
| I mean, I don't know what to tell you. | ||
| Alex is just talking about the district civil courts, which have all female judges currently. | ||
| There's so many other courts, though, like the county courts, which both are male judges, or the associate courts, which have three out of four male judges. | ||
| Alex is taking his subjective experience and then reporting that to the audience's objective reality, in essence demanding that they take on his problems as the ones we need to fix. | ||
| It's a really manipulative form of projection And you can hear from Thor that it works. | ||
| He has no idea what he's talking about, but he's sure that we got to do something about all these women in the court who are also probably on drugs. | ||
| Neither he nor Alex would have any of these grievances if Alex hadn't had a female judge in the Sandy Hook case. | ||
| That is what is at issue here. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| The issue is I had a female judge and I lost a case and I'm mad about it and I'm putting her womanhood into the part of the equation and turning that into a misogynist conspiracy theory that Thor the Thunder God seems to resonate with pretty highly. | ||
| Here's my problem with that. | ||
| That is not at all a sentence that couldn't be said in like 400 AD in Norway. | ||
| Like, that's legitimately a one-to-one sentence that could be said in 400 AD in Norway. | ||
| Counterpoint? | ||
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Yeah? | |
| They didn't have pharmaceuticals back then. | ||
| I have a question for you. | ||
| What's up? | ||
| They took a lot of mushrooms. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Good save. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Don't we give judges mood elevators? | ||
| I feel like we would all be in a better position if our judges were a little bit high and happier than normal. | ||
| I think if they need them, they should have them. | ||
| If not, let's not self-medicate judges. | ||
| I think we should keep them all a little bit happier than usual. | ||
| So Alex gets another call, this time from Loki. | ||
| Just kidding. | ||
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Oh, God. | |
| That felt terrible. | ||
| That's why it's so funny to me. | ||
| It felt like you just hurt yourself. | ||
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I did. | |
| I just stepped on a rake. | ||
| That was a prep fall for sure. | ||
| So this caller brings up Greg Abbott, Governor Abbott, who last episode we heard was a big hero because he was fighting the federal government. | ||
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Right. | |
| Is he a bad guy now? | ||
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Oh, boy. | |
| Oh, things have changed. | ||
| Anonymous in Texas on Abbott and the border. | ||
| Go ahead. | ||
| Thanks for calling. | ||
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Hi, Alex. | |
| Can you hear me? | ||
| I can. | ||
| Go ahead. | ||
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Okay. | |
| So I wanted to add something that no one is talking about as far as Abbott is concerned. | ||
| I've heard, you know, you and Michael Yon discuss, is he weff, is he not? | ||
| And I'll tell you why I know he is. | ||
| Because I've been getting involved in the county level with our elections. | ||
| And it's all of Abbott's people at the county level who are fighting to keep the machines in our elections, to keep the ballots not marked, sequentially numbered. | ||
| And I've met these people and I've seen them face to face. | ||
| They are evil and they're trying to steal our. | ||
| Right to vote away from us. | ||
| And they're Abbott people. | ||
| And they are the ones who were behind the Kim Paxton thing, the impeachment. | ||
| Well, it does look like Greg Abbott is definitely playing both sides. | ||
| I hear you. | ||
| And our reporters are down there now, and he's had a little bit of a barbed wire, and he's had a little bit of a fight with the feds. | ||
| He's got a bunch of states involved, but they're still in other areas other than Eagle Pass processing the illegals and handing them over to the feds. | ||
| So that's what I'm hearing from locals as well. | ||
| So, yeah. | ||
| Alex is a little bit more wishy-washy on Abbott now because the confrontation he was hoping for hasn't happened. | ||
| It was super exciting and caught fire as a possible inflection point to the point where Alex was advocating breaking up the United States, but it went days and nothing happened. | ||
| The feds didn't charge in. | ||
| The convoy looks like a dud. | ||
| The momentum that was propping up the positive feelings about Abbott has dissipated. | ||
| And mind you... | ||
| That's playing both sides where one side is the literal devil. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| You don't play both sides here. | ||
| No, you play both sides with the literal devil. | ||
| God is cool with it. | ||
| God's like, hey, man. | ||
| If you play both sides with the literal devil, you're on the side of the devil and you're fucking with the other side. | ||
| You're only on the side of the devil. | ||
| That's the only possibility. | ||
| I do still think the situation that we have has all the potentials for escalation. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| There are a lot of... | ||
| There's a lot of elements to the situation with the border, and particularly Eagle Pass, that have concern. | ||
| Just the dynamic between the State Guard and the federal government, I think, is problematic and a mess. | ||
| The fact that there is still antagonism towards people coming down to the border, whether it's this convoy or not, there are a lot of heated elements. | ||
| That lend themselves to be exploitable by folks. | ||
| I think that the sense that you get is that Alex thought and sensed that this was just prime. | ||
| And it might be not as prime for him. | ||
| Maybe it's not as exploitable because things got so hot for a minute and then cooled down. | ||
| And that's not the trajectory he needed it to go. | ||
| He needed an escalation. | ||
| Well, I mean... | ||
| It's kind of a self-created issue for the right, is that they've only rewarded grifters, which means that they have no leaders. | ||
| They have no actual leaders. | ||
| So everybody, like Trump or Alex or everybody, is always complaining about things and looking for somebody else to do something about it. | ||
| Being in a grift does not preclude you from being a leader. | ||
| No, it doesn't, but they don't have any leaders. | ||
| I think that some of them are in prison for January 6th. | ||
| Sure, sure, but that's kind of the issue there. | ||
| If you're trying to run a fascist dictatorship and you want your guy to run it... | ||
| Then this kind of seems like a great time for Trump to be like, let's go do this shit and take over the country. | ||
| That's a leader move, you know? | ||
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True. | |
| Instead of being like, we'll see how this turns out. | ||
| And then Greg Abbott's like, we'll see how this turns out. | ||
| Or all the governors. | ||
| I don't want to piss people off, but I also don't want to do anything. | ||
| You know? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What I find more interesting in this, though, is just the shifting of, you know... | ||
| Good and bad. | ||
| Like, on the last episode, Alex was like, who can say what lies in the heart of Greg Abbott? | ||
| I don't know the man. | ||
| And then here he is, this caller being like, he's doing all this bad shit on the county level. | ||
| And that leads Alex to this. | ||
| But here's a new clip of him being asked about the WEF, and he won't even denounce it when he knows it's been one of the hottest topics for years, even on Fox News. | ||
| This is pretty damning. | ||
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Okay, I have one question. | |
| Klaus Schwab of the World Economic Forum has bragged publicly about infiltrating governments and grooming political leaders. | ||
| Now, you know, he's for the Great Reset, pushing forward at the end of 2030, and he's pre-globalization. | ||
| Do you denounce the World Economic Forum of Klaus Schwab and the Great Reset? | ||
| I'm not a globalist. | ||
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I'm a Texas person, an American first person. | |
| I promote Texas and American. | ||
| All right. | ||
| We'll not denounce him. | ||
| Ooh, that's damning. | ||
| Gotta denounce Klaus Schwab. | ||
| So this is essentially a loyalty test for lunatics? | ||
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Yep. | |
| Like, Greg Abbott seriously sucks, but he appears at least he's not a part of the conspiracy bullshit world, because he would have no problem saying that if he was. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, nonsense fears about Klaus Schwab have been the hottest topic in that ecosystem, but for normal humans, this kind of just comes off as unhinged. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No idea what you're talking about. | ||
| To announce the world economic... | ||
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What? | |
| I'm focused on Texas issues. | ||
| It does feel like either he has no idea what the person's talking about, but it seems like he would know. | ||
| He would at least know. | ||
| He would at least know what was going on. | ||
| But that idea of, well, listen, I'm this guy, as opposed to just throwing off a toss-top. | ||
| Yeah, sure, fuck it. | ||
| I'll denounce him. | ||
| I don't understand why you wouldn't do that in this day and age. | ||
| There's no... | ||
| Downside to just being like, yeah, fuck it. | ||
| Denounce! | ||
| I think because Greg Abbott, for whatever, on some measure, takes himself seriously. | ||
| And that's not a serious thing to do. | ||
| Denouncing the World Economic Forum because of paranoid-esque conspiracy theories about the Great Reset. | ||
| That's not a serious person move. | ||
| I would argue, I would argue strongly, based upon recent evidence, Being the governor of Texas is not a serious person thing to do. | ||
| Look, we had Rick Perry. | ||
| George W. So, fine. | ||
| This whole episode. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Looming in the background is the fact that Elon Musk has put a neural link into somebody. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| There's, well, I mean, they said he did. | ||
| So there's the promise of discussing this. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And it seems to keep getting sidetracked. | ||
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Well. | |
| And so here he was finally like, I'm going to get to it. | ||
| When I come back from this break, I'm going to get to it. | ||
| And he gets back from break. | ||
| And would you be surprised to learn he doesn't talk about it? | ||
| That's shocking. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Later in the hour, I'll get into Elon Musk and Neuralink and the big new developments there. | ||
| But I promise to go to your calls. | ||
| I'm going to race through your calls here in a moment. | ||
| But we have great IT people and great IT companies. | ||
| Despite all the hack attacks and all the brute force attacks and all the denial of service attacks and all the infiltration operations, We don't make a big deal about it because we're warriors. | ||
| We're in the fight. | ||
| We're here every day. | ||
| It's our job to just stay on air and cover the issues and not get distracted. | ||
| It has been years since I had the IT companies we use come to me and say, you need to talk about this on air. | ||
| IT companies. | ||
| So if you try to go to Infowars.com, you may see a quick security screen that comes up that says scanning to make sure you're not a bot before you get in. | ||
| Scanning. | ||
| As of this morning, in the last 24 hours, over a billion bots, not connections, bots, one bot might be sending a million people at us. | ||
| So we've had tens of billions, if not hundreds of billions, billions of bots attack us. | ||
| And we have some big companies that work with us. | ||
| We don't promote who they are, so they'll get attacked. | ||
| They said... | ||
| This morning, this is the biggest brute force attack they've ever seen, not just against their companies, but they've read about. | ||
| They said, listen, this was a multi-million dollar payment to do this. | ||
| Wow, this is pretty serious. | ||
| This is a big deal. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Wait, why? | ||
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What? | |
| To take down Alex's name? | ||
| Like, it's held together by duct tape. | ||
| Yeah, you need a couple of thousand people to click at the same time, and you're gone. | ||
| That, like, cyber security person, he's like, I'm not saying the name of the firm to protect them. | ||
| Why? | ||
| It's because it's your neighbor. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's some guy. | ||
| Absurd. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Absurd. | ||
| It's a good way to not talk about the subject you were going to talk about, is to get lost in the weeds, rambling about how under attack you are. | ||
| The biggest ever. | ||
| They paid millions of dollars. | ||
| I think what's funny about the... | ||
| I'm so important. | ||
| What's funny about the Neuralink thing, right, is that there's no win for Alex, right? | ||
| Because the easiest argument against the Neuralink thing, the easiest argument for, like, don't worry about it, is nothing that Eli makes works. | ||
| It's all shit. | ||
| It's all garbage trash. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| So don't worry about it. | ||
| But that calls into question his geniusness. | ||
| You shouldn't have made him a genius. | ||
| That's the problem. | ||
| Well, Alex does eventually get to this way later, and I don't have any clips of it because I didn't even really care. | ||
| But it was basically just like, hey, I don't want to have to get a chip. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| The Wright brothers invented flying, and then we have bombs. | ||
| Good and bad. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He punts until the fourth hour. | ||
| That is unreal. | ||
| And then I think it's too wishy-washy-ass answer. | ||
| Unreal. | ||
| Yeah, it's very unsatisfying. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But, you know, since he's gotten off on this track of how he's so under attack, He has to puff out his chest a little bit. | ||
| And people that work for the system think that I'm a coward like them, that when I step up to the plate and I get hit hard, that I think, oh my God, I better not go this direction. | ||
| And listen, I'm not the toughest guy around, but I am pig-headed like Trump. | ||
| And when somebody gets in my face and attacks me, I can't help it. | ||
| I remember growing up in Dallas, man. | ||
| And it might have been a 250-pound badass started a fight with me, and I couldn't run. | ||
| I couldn't back down. | ||
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I want to apologize to Chobani. | |
| And at first, they'd start beating the living hell out of me. | ||
| But I'd black out, and they'd be going home in the ambulance. | ||
| Almost every time. | ||
| One time I took on Five Guys, they broke my leg. | ||
| They attacked me first, but they got me. | ||
| But the point is, is that I won almost all those fights. | ||
| My name is Paul Ramir. | ||
| And it's the same thing here. | ||
| I broke my leg eating at a Five Guys. | ||
| And I've almost reached the level that what I'm doing on this show is I am blacked out, folks. | ||
| Yep. | ||
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Sure. | |
| I'll use the analogy of Star Wars Episode 4 where Luke Skywalker is running the trance, everybody else has been killed, and the force tells him, turn off your computer, hit that target yourself. | ||
| And that's called blacking out, folks. | ||
| I am literally having computers turned off. | ||
| Nobody's telling me what to do with the Holy Spirit. | ||
| I am in the trench. | ||
| They're blowing up our ships all around us, and it's all about Jesus right now, and I'm going in against that reactor shaft, and I'm going to fire that torpedo. | ||
| So I do think that there's something to say for what Alex is calling blacking out on air. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I think he's basically on autopilot. | ||
| That's definitely the case. | ||
| His non-engagement with any sources and just making shit up as he goes along really illustrates how true that is. | ||
| But to his point about being pig-headed about challenges, I would suggest that he's not. | ||
| As someone who's produced a show about him for almost 900 episodes, and someone who's in the deposition room with him in Texas, and as someone whose lawyer has directly complained about, I think that Alex doesn't rise to the occasion of challenges at all. | ||
| He's very happy to posture and rise to challenges when he thinks he can brute force his way through them. | ||
| Whether that means using actual violence or it means he can yell over someone in a chaotic debate setting. | ||
| But he's not actually able to rise to any challenge that involves information or his brain. | ||
| Anytime he's in a situation like that, he folds or tries to turn it into a physical confrontation. | ||
| When he was in that deposition setting, he tried to play dumb, but at When he was forced to participate in his damages trials, he tried to turn them into a fight to the extent he could. | ||
| Then he retreated outside the court. | ||
| who were outnumbered by his armed security. | ||
| That's why when he went on Piers Morgan's show turned into a fight. | ||
| That's why when he tried to turn that interview with Andrew Neal on the BBC into a fight. | ||
| He knows how to handle himself in that territory, and he knows that everywhere else he's useless. | ||
| So you don't rise to challenges, you just, bah, yell at stuff. | ||
| Mm-hmm. | ||
| Yeah, who knows? | ||
| I'm sure he doesn't have great technique, if that's what you're saying. | ||
| Like, I'm sure it's a lot of flailing. | ||
| No, I mean, I strongly doubt he's been in many, if any, fights at all. | ||
| He's just got that type of, like, as long as you're big enough, people don't fight you. | ||
| That's that kind of simple thing. | ||
| Yeah, that may be. | ||
| I think it would be funny if it did turn out that he's all puffed out and then just give a little pop on the nose and he runs away. | ||
| I bet he would cry and call his mom and dad. | ||
| I'm like a shark that way. | ||
| So Alex, he's just killing time. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| He doesn't want to talk about anything. | ||
| My heart he needs is doing what God says. | ||
| And I love being persecuted. | ||
| I love being attacked because it means I'm over the target. | ||
| And again. | ||
| Both my grandfathers were in World War II. | ||
| They never talked about what happened in World War II until after they died. | ||
| We got to dig into their stuff and see it. | ||
| And my mom's dad was only on a few missions. | ||
| Thank God he already got killed as a fighter pilot in World War II. | ||
| And crash-landed and broke a bunch of bones, and he was out of the war. | ||
| But the other one did more missions than he was told to do out of North Africa. | ||
| And do more than you're told to do. | ||
| And then was there for four years. | ||
| How do you do more than you're told to do? | ||
| And he told my dad a little bit about when he died. | ||
| We got all his documents and all his medals and all his stuff. | ||
| And man, the letters about, we see the flack. | ||
| We're going into it. | ||
| Those are the targets. | ||
| We're going to hit it. | ||
| You know, Billy, best buddy, just died. | ||
| His plane just blew up. | ||
| And man, there is something about that. | ||
| Like, we're going in. | ||
| We're not running away from the attacks. | ||
| We're flying into the attack because we got something to deliver and God said deliver it. | ||
| And I'm going to deliver more payloads. | ||
| The reason I volunteered for more missions is we have slayed the enemy. | ||
| We have destroyed them. | ||
| We have wrecked them. | ||
| God has given me nothing but victory. | ||
| And the idea now, when I've been given nothing but victory, that I won't continue the missions and I won't continue hammering them, but I can't do it without you. | ||
| God's given me the intellect and God's given me the will. | ||
| And God's given me the capacity to do this, but I can't do it without you. | ||
| And I sit here and think about all the heavy subjects. | ||
| And I'm up here begging, oh, buy my t-shirt. | ||
| Oh, please buy my supplement. | ||
| Please get my water. | ||
| I don't want to be doing that. | ||
| You need all this stuff. | ||
| It's all excellent. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Well, I mean, you kind of knew that's where all this was going. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure. | ||
| I'm just saying, like, I had hoped. | ||
| I hadn't hoped, but it was possible that I would. | ||
| I was kidnapped in my sleep and then given a Hulk serum of some sort. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Or a gamma radiation, something like that. | ||
| And then I would have Hulked out again at that clip. | ||
| So you're getting more and more comfortable with non-Hulkness. | ||
| I'm accepting, you know, I'm past the bargaining stage, let's put it that way. | ||
| I do think that the audience could... | ||
| Maybe hear your head shaking in disapproval as that went the direction it went. | ||
| But yeah, I mean, I think this is probably why the hack attack, you know, this is creating the sense of aggrievement and victimhood and persecution, which you then transition into all this. | ||
| Tens of billions of hundreds of billions. | ||
| You take that, use it as fuel, launch into this hyper-passionate appeal for I need you. | ||
| But we get off that subject of Alex needing support. | ||
| I'll use the analogy. | ||
| It's like we go to Las Vegas last 29 years on air, and we put a quarter in the slot machine, we want $1,000. | ||
| We go play blackjack, and we spend $1,000, we make $100,000. | ||
| We go to the roulette wheel, we make a million. | ||
| We never even lose! | ||
| You lose a lot. | ||
| I get tortured, I get attacked, I get lied about, I get physically attacked, people come to my house, I don't even get into that, what that's like for my family, but as long as I care, and as long as I have courage and trust in God, like Job did, we have... | ||
| For every attack, for every little slap I get is a dagger in the enemy. | ||
| For every time they thump me in the face is a fist right in their nose. | ||
| For every time they break my leg, they get destroyed. | ||
| One of their whole cities gets vaporized. | ||
| Using that as an analogy. | ||
| We are devastating them. | ||
| This operation is a devastator. | ||
| The enemy fears it. | ||
| They hate it. | ||
| They hate the spirit of it. | ||
| They know it's real. | ||
| It's everything they hate. | ||
| So empower me. | ||
| Energize me. | ||
| Pray for me. | ||
| Buy the products. | ||
| Get off the fence. | ||
| God's watching. | ||
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Plus, they're great products. | |
| I'm sorry to the callers. | ||
| I've been ranting for 25 minutes. | ||
| Man, I feel like if you can hear that and not realize you're being preyed on, there's no hope. | ||
| Like, that's such... | ||
| That's such predator shit, man. | ||
| That, like, God's watching. | ||
| But the products are great! | ||
| He's exploiting this religious shit so hard. | ||
| You know, when Jesus tossed up those money changers and you read about it the first time and the pastor's trying to explain how, like, this Jesus seems pretty pissed off. | ||
| Like, the other Jesus seems pretty nice. | ||
| He's, like, all forgiving and shit, but this Jesus seems pretty pissed off. | ||
| And the pastor can go either one of two ways. | ||
| He can go the American way and be like, yeah, but that's just because it was in a church. | ||
| Religion's great. | ||
| And also, we do that in the church now. | ||
| Or he can do what Jesus did, which is like, yeah, man, if you put pray for me next to buy my shit, it just sounds bad. | ||
| It does. | ||
| It just sounds so bad. | ||
| It really does. | ||
| It just sounds bad. | ||
| And I think, you know, just take it outside of the biblical aspect. | ||
| Fucking overwrought theatricality. | ||
| It's just so manipulative. | ||
| My heart goes out, honestly, to anybody who can hear that and not be like, I am being targeted by this. | ||
| This is somebody who's trying to fuck with me. | ||
| I mean, it literally puts me on London streets in 1650 with a guy who's pretending to be an injured beggar coming up and taking advantage of strangers. | ||
| It is so much that on such a large scale of like, you're just... | ||
| Begging in a weird way. | ||
| It's industrialized fraud. | ||
| Yes, yeah. | ||
| That's a great way of putting it. | ||
| So he goes back to calls after having done this shameful pageant. | ||
| And this caller is weird. | ||
| Baldy in Florida, you're on the air. | ||
| Welcome. | ||
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Okay, so when we talk about a pending war in Iran, I think we should remind each other that this is Obama's war. | |
| He funded a right in plain sight with $1.7 billion. | ||
| And who knows what else has been handed over to them. | ||
| So if a nuke does go off in this country, or three nukes... | ||
| Three? | ||
| I don't know what you're talking about, but I love it. | ||
| But within the Sunni, that's the majority group, there's the Muslim Brotherhood that the main Sunni Saudi Arabians don't like. | ||
| So you've got the Saudi Arabians, you've got the Iranians, and you've got the Muslim Brotherhood, and Obama is with the Muslim Brotherhood. | ||
| What? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Obama's with the Muslim Brotherhood? | ||
| Yeah, don't you remember? | ||
| No, I remember that. | ||
| I didn't realize Alex still thought that. | ||
| Yeah, sure, why not? | ||
| When did he leave? | ||
| I just thought that was something you would have abandoned by now. | ||
| No, I like that that's one of the story elements that somehow stuck together, yeah. | ||
| It's not a regular thing I hear come up, but I guess... | ||
| I mean, until... | ||
| Because, you know why you don't bring this up? | ||
| Because this calls to mind Larry Nichols' dumb shit in 2015 about how if Obama's going to secretly stay in office and turn the U.S. into a Muslim caliphate, all this nonsense. | ||
| Like, these conspiracies are a part of that lineage. | ||
| You're supposed to have left that behind. | ||
| Nah, he's part of the Muslim Brotherhood. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But that's always good. | ||
| You can always... | ||
| Listen, you can always say that Obama's a Muslim because, I don't know, that's what they do. | ||
| I guess so. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So we have another caller. | ||
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Okay. | |
| This person, their first volley, this is their second question. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| The first one was, hey, me and my family, we're packing it up. | ||
| We're leaving LA. | ||
| We're leaving California. | ||
| Time to go. | ||
| Where do we go? | ||
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Sure. | |
| We have resources. | ||
| We're lucky. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Where do we go? | ||
| Canada. | ||
| And Alex is like... | ||
| What can you do? | ||
| I don't know your skills. | ||
| Wait, he asks for skills? | ||
| Well, he doesn't ask for them. | ||
| He just says, Alex is like, I don't know. | ||
| I don't know if you can skin a buck and run a trot line. | ||
| He doesn't say that, but he always said his head. | ||
| Yeah, I gotcha. | ||
| So eventually he gets around to, you should go to a small southern Christian city. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| That's where he tells them to go. | ||
| Great. | ||
| So then this guy has a rejoinder, a second question. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I just found out about the Jesuits. | ||
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We're still new to... | |
| All of this new information. | ||
| And we've noticed that during Roosevelt, they were able to suspend the Constitution. | ||
| And he actually had four terms. | ||
| Is the Constitution currently suspended? | ||
| If it is, how do we unsuspend it? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I mean, that gets all into legalese. | ||
| I'm sorry? | ||
| Or the unstoppable force. | ||
| But they declare a new emergency every year. | ||
| And we're operating under emergency rules since World War II. | ||
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What? | |
| And the Jesuits and the Society of Jesus. | ||
| They're one of the biggest leftist New World Order groups. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| I'm sorry, the Jesuits. | ||
| Every institution has been taken over. | ||
| The genociding Jesuits. | ||
| The Jesuits were supposedly set up by Loyola, this defender of the Catholic Church, but it became really the thing to take it over. | ||
| It's like a coup within the Catholic Church. | ||
| But tying that into the other stuff you were talking about, I mean, it's all... | ||
| I wouldn't say the Jesuits run it. | ||
| There's evil groups. | ||
| All over the place that the globalists control. | ||
| The globalists are controlled by Satan. | ||
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Amen. | |
| Wait. | ||
| So are the Jesuits... | ||
| What? | ||
| ...controlled by Satan? | ||
| Through the globalists. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Because they're part of the globalists. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I'm fine. | ||
| And Satan's controlling everything. | ||
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All right. | |
| I'm fine. | ||
| Got it. | ||
| How does the Constitution get suspended? | ||
| It got suspended. | ||
| I think this guy just does not understand that until FDR, we didn't have it as a rule, you couldn't do more than two terms. | ||
| It wasn't a rule back then. | ||
| It wasn't that we had suspended the Constitution. | ||
| It's like how the Bill of Rights, it's not part of the Constitution, just like the 13th Amendment. | ||
| It wasn't at the beginning. | ||
| It's totally cool. | ||
| No. | ||
| Oh, okay, never mind. | ||
| The Constitution was suspended! | ||
| Since World War II, there's been no Constitution? | ||
| You know what? | ||
| The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was ending World War II and suspending the Constitution. | ||
| Why do you care about the Constitution, then? | ||
| It's not in effect. | ||
| For so long. | ||
| Well, shouldn't your primary issue... | ||
| Wait a second. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I guess... | ||
| This could explain some things. | ||
| What comes to mind is in 2009, Alex was really obsessed with trying to reaffirm the Tenth Amendment. | ||
| I do remember that, yeah! | ||
| This is a stretch, but it makes me think of maybe he was doing that because he thinks the Constitution is suspended since World War II. | ||
| But then why would it just be the Tenth? | ||
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I can't imagine if... | |
| If I have had to pay attention to all of these fucking Supreme Court goddamn cases. | ||
| Doesn't matter. | ||
| And they didn't even matter. | ||
| Constitution suspended. | ||
| I'm going to be furious. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It will make me so angry. | ||
| And that means that someone under 35 can be president. | ||
| That is true. | ||
| That's the big takeaway. | ||
| All bets are off since World War II? | ||
| Well, that also means that people who weren't born here can be president. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I mean, it means that this country does not exist. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| So we got one last call here to listen to. | ||
| And this guy I would describe as a creep. | ||
| And I think Alex is maybe taking a sandwich break. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Bert in FEMA Region 9. I guess that's on the West Coast. | ||
| Go ahead. | ||
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A coup is coming. | |
| Ah! | ||
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And they're going to kill Biden. | |
| Okay. | ||
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And the trigger event for all of this will be a nuclear 9-11 false flag event. | |
| Sure. | ||
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And after that is when the wars begin. | |
| Are you a robot? | ||
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But it won't be World War III. | |
| You're a robot. | ||
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Can I skip to the election? | |
| No. | ||
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Trump will not be assassinated. | |
| But he will be disqualified at the last minute. | ||
| Shall I tell you how? | ||
| How? | ||
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It will be done on term limits. | |
| He's already been elected twice. | ||
| That's your plan? | ||
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Uh-huh. | |
| Sure. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| Okay. | ||
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Then you shouldn't skip that part. | |
| Oh, my God. | ||
| You're on air. | ||
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Go ahead. | |
| The idea that there won't be World War III is that the threat of World War III is more important than such a war. | ||
| Well, sure, a world war doesn't mean nuclear. | ||
| A world war means it's in a whole bunch of different regions. | ||
| I think we're already in a global war, but I appreciate your call. | ||
| Great points. | ||
| Great points! | ||
| Great points. | ||
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What points? | |
| Ridiculous points. | ||
| What fucking points? | ||
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Then it's just a commercial for this guy's little self-made documentary. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| His little paranoia conspiracy video about Nuclear 9-11. | ||
| If you are that guy. | ||
| Trump is going to be term limited. | ||
| If you are that guy, though, calling at the exact moment Alex wanted to take a bite of a sandwich is about as good as it gets for that, right? | ||
| Can't get lucky. | ||
| Yeah, that's free airtime. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because otherwise, I think Alex probably would have cut in on this. | ||
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Yeah, totally. | |
| People have to pay for that shit. | ||
| Because this just weird rhythm... | ||
| Like, it does sound like a bot. | ||
| Yeah, it sounds like a robot. | ||
| It sounds like a recording of a commercial that this person wanted to run for his little video. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know. | ||
| It sounds almost like a Joe Frank character. | ||
| If you've ever listened to Joe Frank, I would recommend it. | ||
| It's some crazy radio. | ||
| Leaving Frank aside. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Let me be frank. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think that this guy has a great angle. | ||
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I like it. | |
| The Trump term limit angle is great. | ||
| I think that is so funny. | ||
| That's different than the conspiracy theories that you hear. | ||
| And that's a little bit refreshing. | ||
| I love the idea of somebody trying to pull it off, too. | ||
| That would be the greatest of swings. | ||
| But here's what's also great about this. | ||
| It gives a built-in reason to never prove your conspiracy. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Because as soon as we prove that that election was stolen and Trump was rightly elected... | ||
| He can't get re-elected. | ||
| He can't get re-elected again. | ||
| He can't get re-elected. | ||
| You have to never prove that. | ||
| God, how fucking funny would that be? | ||
| It just does not get funnier than it, like... | ||
| Oh, we were gonna inaugurate. | ||
| And the ruling comes down on January 3rd or whatever. | ||
| No, it's at the inauguration. | ||
| At the inauguration. | ||
| Somebody comes running and, stop the presses! | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Waving a piece of paper. | ||
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Absolutely, yes. | |
| The Supreme Court has just ruled! | ||
| Oh wait, it doesn't matter. | ||
| There's no constitution. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| God, what a load of shit. | ||
| That would be such a fun America. | ||
| It would. | ||
| And that's the fantasy world that they live in. | ||
| But instead of it being a farce and this nonsensical stuff, it's also scary and there's going to be a nuclear 9-11. | ||
| They live in that fear instead of the goofy nonsense that their world implies. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But that's probably because that goofy nonsense doesn't sell. | ||
| It is so much like, I understand... | ||
| That you're scared because in your narrative, in your myopic view, you're under threat. | ||
| But if you would just pull back a little bit and see the rest of the frame, you'll see people are throwing pies everywhere. | ||
| There's just pies going left and right. | ||
| Everybody's shooting water out of flowers. | ||
| It's ridiculous. | ||
| People are defying physics with their cartoonishness. | ||
| Yes, absolutely. | ||
| It's like Space Jam. | ||
| You have walked off of the cliff, and as long as you do not look down, you will make it to the other side. | ||
| Yeah, you're guaranteed safety. | ||
| So we come to the end of this, and I think the heat a little off on the border. | ||
| Could be. | ||
| Which is fine. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| No mention of Ebola. | ||
| That whole thing has apparently moved on. | ||
| That also tends to work into my theory that that might have been some sort of spawn con. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm not sure that it is, and I don't know how any of that stuff works. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| But it is not even a piece that Alex brings up here. | ||
| So that's... | ||
| I mean, it should be the most important thing ever if there's a false flag Ebola outbreak. | ||
| Another Ebola. | ||
| Another pandemic? | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Nothing gets bigger than that, right? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| It feeds into all this stuff. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| This episode seemed weird. | ||
| But that ad stuff did seem fairly desperate. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So... | ||
| That leads me to believe that maybe he's hurting. | ||
| I got blindsided by the dragon again. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| You never expect a dragon. | ||
| Because you don't. | ||
| You really don't. | ||
| Especially not in 2024. | ||
| It just feels like that should not exist in the time present. | ||
| It's one of... | ||
| It might be his longest running bit. | ||
| Yeah, you're right. | ||
| It really could be. | ||
| Chew on that. | ||
| And while you do... | ||
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We'll be back. | |
| Yep, it's knowledgefight.com. | ||
| We're also on Twitter. | ||
| No, we're not. | ||
| We're also on Blue Sky. | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| You fucked it up. | ||
| I did fuck it up. | ||
| Yeah, I'm never doing that again. | ||
| Anyway, we'll be back. | ||
| But until then, I'm Neo. | ||
| I'm Leo. | ||
| I'm DZXClark. | ||
| Fuck. | ||
| I got nothing. | ||
| My mind's blank. | ||
| It's just blank. | ||
| Just blank. | ||
| I just hear Alex yelling about ads in my brain. | ||
| What do I do, Jordan? | ||
| There will be a nuclear 9-11. | ||
| And then... | ||
| You're on air. | ||
| And now here comes the sex robots. | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
| Hello, Alex. | ||
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. |