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#756: December 5, 2003

In Knowledge Fight #756, Dan Friesen and Jordan Holmes dissect Alex Jones’ December 5, 2003, episode, exposing his false claims—Putin’s alleged 2003 Russian train bombing false flag (later abandoned), military-caused California wildfires, and Robert Maupin’s debunked Texas-Mexico abduction story. They mock his self-proclaimed martyrdom, JFK conspiracy ramblings, and vague "global policy reports" from groups like the CFR or PENAC, noting how his fearmongering evolved into radicalized extremism while ignoring past contradictions. His 2003 paranoia foreshadowed later patterns of unverified narratives and opportunistic financial ventures, revealing a consistent reliance on sensationalism over substance. [Automatically generated summary]

Participants
Main
a
alex jones
infowars 13:34
d
dan friesen
47:24
j
jordan holmes
23:04
Appearances
p
paul joseph watson
infowars 01:46
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Speaker Time Text
unidentified
Dan and Jordan, I am sweating.
alex jones
Knowledgeparty.com.
It's time to pray.
unidentified
I have great respect for knowledge fight.
alex jones
Knowledge fight.
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys.
Shang, we are the bad guys.
Knowledge.
unidentified
Dan and Jordan.
Knowledge fight.
alex jones
I need money.
Andy and Kansas.
Andy and Tandy.
Andy and Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the earth.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a fish pin colour.
I'm a huge fan.
alex jones
I love your room.
unidentified
Knowledge fight.
alex jones
Knowledgefight.com.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
alex jones
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes.
Like to sit around, worship at the altar of Celine, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
unidentified
Oh, indeed we are.
jordan holmes
Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
unidentified
Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Quick question for you.
dan friesen
What's up?
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot today, buddy?
dan friesen
My bright spot today, Jordan, is that, you know, I'm a pretty even keel type of fella.
You are, yes.
Monotonous, some might say, monotone.
jordan holmes
I mean, you keep it level.
unidentified
Yes.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And so I decided for fun, I'm going to get hype.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
I'm going to force getting hyped about something in advance.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
And that is that Fire Emblem.
jordan holmes
Did you try to steal my job?
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
Fire Emblem of Engage is coming out in January.
jordan holmes
That's right.
dan friesen
And so I'm going to artificially be fucking pumped.
jordan holmes
Are you pumped?
unidentified
I'm so pumped.
jordan holmes
I'm kind of excited too.
dan friesen
I read about it.
I'm excited to play it.
It looks really fun, but I'm going to overdo it probably a little bit.
Just as a sort of as a bit, but then also as an exercise.
See if maybe hype works on me.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
Maybe you wear the skin of somebody with hype.
dan friesen
Right.
Maybe all this feels right.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I gotcha.
I gotcha.
dan friesen
But yeah, it looks good.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
The only thing that I'm worried about is it takes away what I loved so much about Three Houses, which was the it's in a school.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Where is it?
alex jones
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Oh, well, that does make things a school.
That makes things a little bit more challenging.
dan friesen
Well, maybe it is in a school.
Now that I say this out loud, I have no idea.
I just saw a tiny little video.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that sounds about right.
dan friesen
Anyway, turn-based RPG fun.
unidentified
Hype!
dan friesen
Hype!
jordan holmes
Yeah, you just went from being hype all the way down to back to level again.
You gotta stay.
dan friesen
You gotta get a lot out of me.
unidentified
I know.
jordan holmes
It's tough.
Yeah, it is tough.
dan friesen
I don't have the energy for this.
What's your bright spot?
jordan holmes
My bright spot is I saw, my wife and I saw Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio.
Absolutely stellar.
Really, really good.
Like, the movie's good, but the stop-motion animation is the best thing.
There's this.
dan friesen
Can you tell me what the movie is again, really quick?
jordan holmes
Pinocchio.
dan friesen
Okay, yeah, that's what I thought you said.
I got distracted because I saw the date and I thought it was a palindrome, but then I realized that was last year when 12-11 would have been.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But 22.
I got distracted.
And I was like, did he fucking say Pinocchio?
So I had to clarify.
jordan holmes
All right.
All right.
Sorry.
Sorry, I'm not as interesting as possible palindromes.
dan friesen
Just distractible.
I'm as distractible as I am hype.
jordan holmes
Fair enough.
No, the stop motion.
There's this one scene with stop motion animation where there's this floating balloon, this slightly floating balloon, the type that you know where the string is just barely touching and it's a little bit above that.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
And it's so it's incredible.
Nice.
It's mind-blowingly good.
dan friesen
Is it super dark?
jordan holmes
No, I mean, it's the original Pinocchio.
unidentified
Do you remember that?
dan friesen
Pretty darker.
jordan holmes
It's dark as shit.
Yeah.
He turns into a donkey and gets eaten by a fucking thing.
dan friesen
I don't remember all the details, but I remember it being darker than the Disney version.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, yeah, it's a little bit like that, but with Guillermo del Toro monsters, so it seems a lot darker than it really is just because his monster design is so, you know, if it was Miyazaki monsters, you'd be like, oh, this is a fun kid story with a lot of dark elements.
dan friesen
But then we drifted a little closer to H.R. Giger.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
And then you're in the hall of uncanny valleys.
unidentified
Oh, shit.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, today we have an episode to do.
We are going to be going back to the past to 2003.
We're going to be talking about December 5th, 2003.
And the reason for this is we've been covering a lot of stuff lately.
There's been the yay business.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
Alex's response to it, a bit of Fuentes and stuff.
And I think this stuff is really important to discuss and important to cover.
unidentified
Agreed.
dan friesen
And we're not going to not continue to, nor are we going to not follow Alex in the present and such.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
But I think you run the risk of if we only talk about that stuff, it gives an overwhelming perception of maybe how uniform it is.
You know what I mean?
If our show is all that, I worry about the listeners taking in too much of that and giving the sense that we think that everything all around is white supremacist and Nazis jumping off.
We need a little break from time to time.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
A little breaky as some of those.
jordan holmes
A little breaky, yes.
dan friesen
And I think the past is a great respite.
jordan holmes
Yes, absolutely.
And the present sucks.
dan friesen
True.
And you're not really learning anything in the present generally.
It's kind of watching stuff and being like, uh-oh, this is bad.
Whereas when you go back to the past, there's actually like illuminating things.
There are stories that are interesting, that have implications.
You learn things about the way Alex, his brand has evolved over the years.
Naturally.
And I think that that is something that I find far more captivating than him failing to interview a couple of guys who love him.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
No, I mean, what's interesting about the past is that when you can look at something and then see what consequences did occur, there's a lot more interesting stuff to be learned from that because you have actual evidence of what will happen if you do this thing in this circumstance.
Whereas if you stay in the present all too often, I mean, it does feel like we're constantly within the same framework and minor details are changing.
Nick Fuentes hasn't said something new we haven't heard about white supremacy before.
dan friesen
You can get tunnel vision staying in the present a little bit too.
That's maybe a better way to express what I don't want to play into.
jordan holmes
Listen to Knowledge Fight.
You're not going to be put in a tunnel.
That's our new catchphrase.
dan friesen
We avoid tunnels.
jordan holmes
No tunnels.
dan friesen
So we'll get down to business on this.
But before we do, Jordan, let's say hello to some new wonks.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's a great idea.
dan friesen
So first, Nick B. and Austin, you are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Nick didn't get buttons last time, but apparently sent an email.
Nick, there's some coming out for you and your partner.
Sorry about that.
Next, Honky Tonk Bedondi Donk.
Thank you so much, Joanna Policy Wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
I had a number of people email me about that, about a missed opportunity.
And I feel like Honky Tonk Bedondi Wonk is better.
unidentified
That's, I mean, you know what?
jordan holmes
I'm going to sit this one up.
dan friesen
Do you know that song?
You know the song Honky Tonk Badonka Donk?
jordan holmes
I have heard the song Honky Tonk.
That's why I want to stay away from this because my disdain for all of it is so great.
dan friesen
It was a big hit at the karaoke bars back when I was going to those ones on the outskirts of town.
jordan holmes
Oh, I recall there was a time where someone made me line dance.
dan friesen
Oh, yeah.
Next, that awkward moment when you realize your name reminds Jordan of Richard Spencer.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Thank you.
Next, I just got accepted into paramedic school.
So what better time to become a policy wonk?
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
alex jones
Thank you.
dan friesen
And Brandon says Emily is a policy wonk, and I love her.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
That was Brandon saying that he loves Emily.
unidentified
Right, right.
jordan holmes
Not you.
dan friesen
I don't know Emily.
jordan holmes
You have not met Emily.
dan friesen
I don't know Emily.
jordan holmes
You don't know Emily, so there's no, I mean, you don't dislike Emily.
dan friesen
No, no, no.
jordan holmes
Complete indifference.
dan friesen
But any accusations that I love Emily are unfounded.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
I will have none of this.
jordan holmes
Accepted.
dan friesen
And finally, we have a technocrat in the weeks, Jordan.
So happy winter solstice, Michaela.
Thank you so much.
You are now a technocrat.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Four stars.
alex jones
Don't honk your mother telling you, brilliant.
Someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.
Daddy Sharp.
Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.
unidentified
He's a loser, little, little kitty baby.
alex jones
I don't want to hate black people.
I renounce Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
Thank you so much.
jordan holmes
Yes, thank you very much.
dan friesen
So we come back into December 2003.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
We are still in advance of Saddam being found.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Which, again, is what we're heading towards in this chronology.
We're heading towards that, trying to see how Alex reacts, his coverage and the lead up to it as well.
As we know, he believes that Saddam is still alive, which is accurate.
jordan holmes
True.
dan friesen
But he believes that he has fled the country, is in Belarus with a bunch of stolen gold and his sons who are actually dead.
jordan holmes
It's going to be weird to explain how Saddam went from comfort in Belarus to the essential cave.
Yeah, a hole in the ground.
Yeah.
dan friesen
It will be tough, but Alex is up for the challenge, I'm sure.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
So we start here, and Alex has a little bit of a different take on some geopolitical figures back in 2003.
jordan holmes
Is this Putin?
alex jones
Dozens die in Russian train blast.
Putin's been caught doing it in the past.
He's our number one suspect.
dan friesen
Oh, boy.
jordan holmes
Jesus, man.
dan friesen
Yep.
So in 2003, Alex is very much a Putin did the bombings as a false flag pretext in order to fight the Chechens.
And so that is completely different now.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I think one thing I like about having consistent principles is that I haven't had to change my opinion on Putin ever.
Not one time have I thought, well, maybe.
Nope.
100% anti-Putin from the jump.
dan friesen
I've had some misgivings about him.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I will say that maybe in 2003.
jordan holmes
Negative tweets.
dan friesen
2003, I'm pretty sure I was, I think I was 19.
So there's no reason for me to have gone on the record.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
alex jones
I don't know.
jordan holmes
You were writing a little column.
Maybe I had a big pro-Putin day.
dan friesen
It did not.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So there's another story.
Alex, you know, when we're in the past, one of the things that Alex does is he has like the roundup of the stories and then a load of bullshit for about two and a half hours.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
And then the last segment of the show is him repeating those headlines.
jordan holmes
Redoing the roundup of the news.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Got to hit the news.
jordan holmes
Banging it out.
dan friesen
And so here are some of the stories that we're going to, he has.
Here's a big one.
alex jones
Also, when I saw this Toronto Star article headline, Girl Six Locked in Dryer for Weeks at a Time, I knew automatically it would be CPS.
The way the headline was written, I knew that they would call it the mother and then bury in the article that it was CPS because about 90% of the time when I hear about someone being tortured or killed in their parents' custody, at the bottom of the article, they will say that it was a foster parent or CPS.
dan friesen
I spent quite a bit of time trying to track this story down, but I was unable to find the actual news story that was covering this case.
But right off the bat, it can't be the CPS because this is a story that happened in Canada where the U.S. Child Protective Service doesn't have any jurisdiction.
jordan holmes
They don't have extradition?
dan friesen
Nah.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
The Toronto Star article itself isn't online anymore, and the Wayback Machine doesn't have a snapshot of it.
But cruising around, I was able to find some other cases that Alex might want to consider.
In late October 2003, a 23-year-old mother in Somerville, Georgia was arrested for throwing her eight-month-old into a dryer.
Or in November 2000, a woman in Niles, Michigan, was arrested for shutting her six-year-old son in a running dryer to punish him for playing hide and seek during which time he had hid in the dryer.
jordan holmes
Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
One of the things that I sadly learned while prepping this episode is that apparently people put babies in dryers more than you'd think, which is horrible.
Even if you grant that all the details of the story Alex is telling are true, it's still not a valid point.
There are definitely valid critiques of the CPS and foster care system to be made, and anything that can be done to protect the children in that world is a moral imperative to pursue.
But abuse like this happens in all different contexts.
The image that Alex is trying to present is that it never happens between a parent and a child.
And whenever there's a headline that reads like that's the case, it's secretly a situation where the CPS is abusing children and trying to blame it on parents because the globalists hate families.
In hindsight, it really shouldn't come as a huge surprise that Alex got caught up in shit like Pizzagate, the Wayfair stuff, and pretty much every other child abuse satanic panic we've seen over the last years.
He's never really taken the issue seriously.
So what he's doing now is more or less the natural progression of what you see even back in 2003.
It's a cartoonishness around a fairly serious issue.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, that is one of those things where I can definitely understand the desire to think that it only would be an evil organization that could do that.
You know, like that is that is one of those things where you want to retreat from the idea that a parent, no matter what the circumstances, could even do that, you know?
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I get that.
But also, no, that's not how it works.
dan friesen
Right.
That's one example of a few, actually, I think that you're going to see on this episode of places where conspiracy theories serve to make things feel more like you think they should be.
Right, right, right, right.
And that's maybe an underappreciated dynamic of some of the narratives that people put out.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
It can't possibly be this.
That doesn't make sense to me emotionally, intuitively, or whatever.
jordan holmes
Or even just hopefully.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So Alex reads these headlines, right?
And he knows these articles.
He knows what they say before he even reads them.
alex jones
And I read the article, and of course, as always, it was exactly as it normally is.
So I know what's in these articles before I read them.
That's how out of control the globalists are.
That's how it looks.
I guess the next line, I do that every day.
You know, if it's some article poo-pooing the Kennedy assassination with the government involved, or if it's some article saying there's no world government, or there's some article saying surveillance is good.
They're all basically the same.
The same techniques, the same propaganda.
dan friesen
This is such a perfect encapsulation of Alex's methods, except he's lying about following up by reading the stories.
He just sees a headline and decides he knows what the article is about, then doesn't change his mind when presented with evidence that his manufactured narrative is based on nothing.
jordan holmes
I think, in my mind, what happens is this, all right?
He reads a headline and then starts thinking of what he wants it to be.
And as he starts reading the words, all of a sudden they swirl together in a magic paper and then rearrange themselves the way that he wants them to go.
dan friesen
It's exactly.
jordan holmes
But it only happens in his mind.
dan friesen
Yes.
Well, but it's exactly that, except for the part where he's still looking at the words while they're rearranging.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
He's already thrown that paper away.
dan friesen
Yeah, he's just imagining what this story is, and he's like, oh my God, the globalists are up to no good.
jordan holmes
Yeah, why bother waiting for the words to redo themselves?
You can just throw the paper in the garbage.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So Alex has some memories of fires.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And he's wrong.
jordan holmes
Wait, great fires?
dan friesen
They're pretty big fires.
jordan holmes
Chicago fires?
dan friesen
No, more recent than that.
Okay.
But he's very wrong about his memories.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones
A few months ago, out in L.A. and San Diego, I have the TV news and radio news reports, as well as a local news report that admitted that most of the fires in between San Diego and L.A., where they originally started four at one time, were set during Marine Corps and Army joint training.
Just accidentally, four separate areas.
Dozens of miles from each other.
Just magically, these fires accidentally started.
And then I remember the fires last year in Arizona.
Marines in the hills doing a training.
I just, I mean, how do I even express how out of control all this is?
dan friesen
So the fall of 2003 was a horrific season for fires in California, which would eventually come to include 14 different fires.
The Cedar fire being remembered as the most severe of the bunch.
The first one on October 21st was called the Roblar II fire.
And this one was accidentally started at the Marine Corps base, Camp Pendleton, on the firing range.
This was a particularly complicated fire response because it was on federal land.
And beyond that, just consider all the things that could explode at a Marine base, and you can get some sense of how delicately fire teams needed to tread.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And it ended up being pretty bad.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
As shitty as this sounds, fires at these bases, it's not a terribly uncommon thing.
I was able to find examples of fires breaking out just at Camp Pendleton in 2008 and 2014, and that was barely even putting any effort into looking.
jordan holmes
I mean, and I'm just going to say, like, I feel like I've lit minor fires just existing in my own place, and there are far fewer flammable things about.
You know, like, there's a lot of people in a large amount of flammable things.
Such stuff is going to light on fire.
dan friesen
Especially on a firing range.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
Fire is right there in the next one.
jordan holmes
It's all fire.
dan friesen
So many of the other fires were smaller in nature, but they contributed to an environment where firefighting resources were spread thin, made worse by a dry season and the arrival of some bad Santa Ana winds that made fires spread much more easily.
The Cedar fire, which the San Diego government describes as, quote, the largest wildland fire in California history, was started, quote, when a hunter became lost and lit a small fire to signal for help.
One of the other large fires called the Old Fire was started by an arsonist named Ricky Lee Fowler who burned a house down after he was kicked out of it.
The fire ended up killing five people and in 2013 he was found guilty of those murders and sentenced to death.
Another of the large fires was the Grand Prix fire, which was suspicious, but was called an accident by investigators in 2004, likely the result of an exhaust spark or cigarette butt.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I'm not sure what evidence Alex is basing his claims on, and he doesn't cite a single source other than his memories of unnamed news things he claimed to have seen.
So it seems like maybe he's just talking shit.
If I had to guess, I would say that he's taking the fact that the Roblar 2 fire began at Camp Pendleton and then pretending that some of these other fires, like the old or Grand Prix, also had military involvement in their ignition.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
That seems in line with how his mind works and how he processes information.
jordan holmes
Right.
No, I understood that part.
But what exactly was the nefarious evil part that was like he's saying that all of these fires got started at military bases and not all military bases, but all military like that?
Right, right, right.
He's like, oh, see, because it's a globalist.
Right, but I don't understand what their goal is.
dan friesen
Climate change, something to make people think it's worse or something.
jordan holmes
So they conscript marines to start random massive forest fires in order to trick people into thinking the globe.
dan friesen
Maybe it has something to do with property values.
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Ooh, got to have that.
dan friesen
So Alex isn't specific about what fire he's talking about in Arizona, but I believe the one he's talking about, the big one that fits around the timeframe that he's mentioning, is known as the Aspen Fire.
This fire burned for just short of a month and ended up covering over 84,000 acres of land.
And it was also in the woods, which fits Alex's description.
Initially, folks thought that it was possibly caused by a lightning strike, but investigators fairly quickly ruled that out as none of the telltale signs were there.
It's believed that it was human-caused.
And while the definite origin isn't known, there was a man who ended up being charged with and convicted of lying to investigators about whether or not he was smoking on the trail that day, exactly where the fire was known to have started.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It's a pretty safe assumption that this was the inciting incident that caused the fire.
Or I guess secret globalist military exercises involved setting off giant fires for some unknown and unachieved goal.
Alex is welcome to prove that if he wants.
In the interest of full disclosure, the military does hold training exercises twice a year in that area in a program called Angel Thunder.
It's about personnel recovery, but it absolutely would not be taking place near the trail where the fire started.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And that program began in 2006.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
But there is a base right nearby this Mount Lemon, the area where the fire was.
And so it's conceivable that there might have been some sort of an exercise that pre-existed Angel Thunder.
Yeah.
Yeah, for sure.
But even so, investigators are able to zero in on a pretty close location of where the fire started.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And it wouldn't be anywhere near where people were doing exercises.
jordan holmes
No, that would be absurd.
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Alex has some work to do to prove this.
jordan holmes
Man, you know, that's when you hear that fire burned for a month, you know, it's so fucking crazy to remember.
You know, we spend so much of our lives with complete mastery over fire.
You know, like, I've got an oven.
I can turn the fire on and off.
I got a lighter in my pocket.
dan friesen
We have the illusion of the fire.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
And then it gets out of control a little bit and it's burning for a month.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's fucking crazy.
dan friesen
It is.
jordan holmes
Yeah, man.
dan friesen
The issue here is that these kinds of giant, devastating events can be easily caused by mundane and seemingly inconsequential things, and that doesn't feel right.
It's an everyday action for so many people to just toss their cigarette butts on the ground.
So it doesn't seem possible that doing that could lead to tens of thousands of acres being burned and hundreds of homes being destroyed.
jordan holmes
It's not fair.
dan friesen
But it can happen.
jordan holmes
It can, but it's not fair.
And I feel that.
I feel that.
Yeah, yeah, I agree.
dan friesen
The fact that it doesn't feel right that something so insignificant could have such severe effects can have the result of causing people to seek for explanations that do feel right.
Something as huge as a month-long fire requires a commensurate cause, like a shadowy world government plot.
It's debatable whether Alex is a person who suffers from this need to come up with emotionally satisfying stories to explain world events, or if he knows that the audience does and he exploits that to profit from them.
I'm not sure, but either way, it's really best not to take information from him.
He's not good at this.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
Man, oh boy, of all the Kakamimi screw-ups, never, well, boy, being responsible for a forest fire.
dan friesen
Yeah, I mean the cedar fire one, too, is really a bummer because, you know, in some ways, if you're a hunter and you're lost and like you have a potential that you might die out in the woods.
jordan holmes
I've seen it on TV.
They've done that.
dan friesen
Signal fires are something that survivalists are taught to do.
It's not outside of the realm of like, well, what else am I supposed to do in this situation?
And then the side effect of it, you know, is this hundreds of thousands of acres end up burned and it's a complete disaster.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, it puts all of the reality survival contest shows that I've ever seen in such a weird, like, whenever you stop and think about, like, oh, we're fucking up a section of the earth for my entertainment, you know, it messes with your head.
But the idea that it's entirely possible that one of those shows, obviously it hasn't happened, but in the future it could.
dan friesen
We don't know.
jordan holmes
Maybe it has, you know?
Well, I mean, that would be the globalist for sure if they did it for TV.
Yeah, But it could.
dan friesen
Yeah, I mean, like, even on Survivor, like, there have been times when the shelter has burned down.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But, like, it doesn't spread for a month.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it doesn't for a month.
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah.
It's, it's, you know, I mean, I don't know how else to say, but life is very fragile.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it is.
It is emblematic of how cavalierly we've treated this whole fucking planet.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And then this season in 2003 is so fascinating because you have this like this cedar fire that is caused by this guy who's signaling for help.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And it's an accident.
This guy did nothing wrong necessarily.
unidentified
Totally.
dan friesen
Maybe didn't make the fire as well as he could have.
Maybe there's something, but who knows?
jordan holmes
It could have been anything.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You wouldn't, you wouldn't assign moral culpability to him for that.
And then simultaneously, there's this old fire that is an arsonist who said it.
jordan holmes
Moral culpability all day.
dan friesen
But you have these burning within the same season.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And it's easy to get all of them in your head as the same fire because fire all looks the same.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
It's hot, and then there's smoke.
jordan holmes
So 2003 was the year of fire moral relativism.
It's as explained.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Strange.
dan friesen
It took a while preparing this episode because I had those sorts of thoughts.
unidentified
Yeah, you kind of got, yeah, that'd fuck you up for a little bit.
dan friesen
And then because of this story, which blew my mind.
alex jones
Just look at the types of articles I have here.
Look at this.
This is a Newsmax article.
I also have a little AP blurb on this.
It should be national news.
Mexican troops kidnap Texas family.
jordan holmes
I'm saying.
alex jones
What's the main headline on Newsmax right now?
Uncensored Harris Hilton.
Why should I care if the whore daughter World Order Dynasty is putting out porno tapes?
dan friesen
I guess you shouldn't.
I don't know.
You're welcome not to.
jordan holmes
Boy, yeah, I was happy not doing that.
dan friesen
But that's easy.
You got distracted away from the fact that Mexican troops kidnapped a Texas family.
jordan holmes
I'm wilded out by that.
dan friesen
There really should be headlines.
jordan holmes
As like starting conflict?
Was that the beginning of the second Mexican-American War?
dan friesen
So this is a wild Newsmax story where a guy named Robert Maupin claimed that he and his family had been kidnapped by as many as eight Mexican soldiers who had crossed the border to capture him.
Mysteriously, they were let go, and this wasn't an international incident that was sparked over him.
Crossing over borders to detain people, even when they're wanted fugitives, is a messy business, as Dog the Bounty Hunter learned firsthand.
So it seems wild to imagine that this story happened as Maupin describes.
He claims that he had reported a meth lab on his land to the DEA, who then told the Mexican authorities.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
It's unclear why they would do this, considering that his land is in the United States, but let's not get lost in the future.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you're right.
Good call.
dan friesen
The Newsmax headline ends with a question mark because even they aren't sure about this.
And the sourcing is thin.
jordan holmes
Whose quote was it that if it ends in a question mark, the answer is no.
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Any news article that might as well be.
dan friesen
And if the Newsmax folks had done even a little bit of legwork, they would not have had a good cause to publish this story.
Even if they threw the question mark in for safety sense.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
Because obviously that question mark is going to be ignored by xenophobic demagogues like Alex when they report the story.
jordan holmes
Well, that's their.
Yeah.
dan friesen
So I was poking around.
Sure.
I came across an article in the New York Times.
jordan holmes
Oh, what did this fucking guy get arrested for in the past, right?
alex jones
Here we go.
unidentified
Sometimes I read a news story and it's like I know what it's going to be before I say it.
dan friesen
So there was an article in the Times from May 1997 that includes this little tidbit.
Quote, Bob Maupin, who maintains that he was arrested on his own land by Mexican soldiers protecting a meth lab, says smugglers have tried to run him down in their trucks.
That's from 97.
jordan holmes
97, huh?
dan friesen
That article also explains how Maupin had started his own vigilante group that wanders the border and makes citizens' arrest with the blessing of the deputy sheriff Robert Novak, who calls them Bob's boys.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that sounds great.
dan friesen
As the Times explains it, quote, Maupin and several friends have started a campaign of citizens' arrest.
Dressed in camouflage fatigues, they carry semi-automatic rifles, their own Vietnam-era seismic sensors, and zip ties for handcuffs.
Quote, we get together at night and make a game out of it.
Who can catch the most, he says.
If you dress properly, they don't know who you are, so we get really, really good cooperation.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
Yeah, those guys should be in jail.
alex jones
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Of all the people who should be in jail in this story, it is those dudes.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So this guy created a militia that terrorizes immigrants for fun, and he's claimed on more than one occasion that he's been kidnapped by Mexican soldiers crossing the border because he snitched on a meth lab.
Seems like that story isn't true, and maybe it's a rationalization for why Maupin does this horrible shit so he doesn't have to feel like a monster.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
In 2016, Maupin was interviewed about his support for Trump's wall in the Monterey Herald.
And strangely, his multiple times being held captive by the Mexican government doesn't come up.
jordan holmes
Doesn't come up?
dan friesen
That's weird.
jordan holmes
That's so odd.
dan friesen
Weirdly, neither does his creation of a vigilante gang.
jordan holmes
That seems very important to any context about him.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Instead, they say that he, quote, isn't shy about letting Mexican migrants and smugglers know that they aren't welcome to pass through his sprawling property in the tiny town of Bolvard.
If you can read this, you're in range, one sign says on his property.
jordan holmes
Here's one thing that I have an interest in when you're reporting on this type of thing.
Sure, you can say it's a vigilante group or gang, or you could say it's a group of men who commit hate crimes on the regular.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And it's the same thing.
So maybe one was more accurate, though.
dan friesen
Perhaps.
Then there's a book called Illegals, the Imminent Threat Posed by Our Unsecured U.S.-Mexico border.
unidentified
Fuck me.
dan friesen
This book retells a time when Maupin was kidnapped by Mexican troops.
jordan holmes
I love sticking to his fictional story.
I like it.
dan friesen
This time, it was along with his daughter.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And it happened in 1985.
jordan holmes
Starring Neeson.
dan friesen
Apparently, he told a friend of his who worked in narcotics enforcement that he smelled ether on his property and that there was a building about half a mile from the border that was usually empty, but he would periodically see it occupied.
He would know it was occupied because plainclothes men with weapons would be patrolling and they would hoist a Mexican flag.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Nothing meth labs on foreign soil like to do more than announce their presence and draw attention to themselves.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
He and his daughter were out shooting and were confronted by Mexican troops carrying NATO weapons.
It should be noted that this situation is about the same setup as the story being told in 2003, where his whole family was out shooting and they got confronted by the Mexicans.
These troops said that they were looking for illegal guns and drugs, which they have no jurisdiction to investigate in U.S. soil, so this is ridiculous.
Yeah, they also said that they were looking for Senor Maupin, which Robert said, quote, made it pretty clear to me that I had made somebody in the Mexican government angry by sticking my nose into their drug business.
jordan holmes
I would say regularly committing hate crimes probably makes a lot of people mad at you.
dan friesen
He warned the troops that their guns weren't legal here, whereas his were.
One of the soldiers didn't care and tried to take his daughter's gun.
jordan holmes
Oh, fuck me.
dan friesen
So she backhanded him and, quote, just about knocked him flat.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
dan friesen
The others readied their weapons, so Maupin and his daughter put down their guns, knowing that they were outmatched.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
This story is a convoluted mess, and I don't believe a word of it.
This part is particularly unbelievable.
Quote, Robert Moppin was planning to pursue legal remedies, but federal officials told him he would have to be in court for three to four months straight.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
Upon which time he decided to let the matter drop.
jordan holmes
Well, that it's hey, you know what?
Sure, the entire Mexican government sends a small cadre of troops to apparently kidnap you, but three or four months in court?
Three or four months.
dan friesen
Instead of spending those months in court, I guess Maupin decided to recycle this story on a couple more occasions to justify his disgusting vigilante actions and, in the process, create new cycles that incite fear and hatred of Mexican immigrants.
Anyway, this is part of the story that Alex doesn't cover because he doesn't care.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He just looks for headlines that help him get involved in that same incitement of fear and hatred, and it does the job.
He ignores the question mark and ignores, hey, who is this guy?
What's going on?
Oh, he's told this story multiple times.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
He seems to keep getting kidnapped.
Like, it's ridiculous.
You know how whenever they try and leave Gilligan's Island, they end up back on Gilligan's Island?
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, what happens?
dan friesen
He feels like that.
He keeps getting kidnapped.
jordan holmes
I will say this: never before has this story made me more likely to believe that Steve Pieczenik is Jack Ryan.
Okay, sure.
This is the one.
dan friesen
And like, each time he's telling these stories, he doesn't say, not again.
unidentified
Yeah, or something like that.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy, here we go again.
dan friesen
Each time it's in the present tense, and it's a new instance of him getting kidnapped.
jordan holmes
Oh, goddammit, John boy.
The Mexican government has come to kidnap us again.
dan friesen
It's ridiculous.
jordan holmes
That is absurd.
dan friesen
So, anyway, Alex is he's sold on this story for sure.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
He doesn't cover it too much because what is there to cover past the headline?
jordan holmes
I mean, it tells you everything you need to know.
Right.
dan friesen
And then just being like, why isn't everybody talking about this?
jordan holmes
I mean, if it were in any effect true, yes, I agree.
Why aren't people talking about this?
dan friesen
If it were in any way true, I would suggest that there's a decent chance that he wouldn't have a choice about whether or not he went to court with it.
jordan holmes
Oh, absolutely not.
dan friesen
I feel like the U.S. government would take it to court.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he would be compelled to testify under subpoena, making him more likely to be jailed by the United States government than the Mexican government, in all honesty.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's, I mean, you can't detain foreign nationals on foreign soil.
jordan holmes
No, even if your bestest buds is countries, like, there's still no.
Even if Canada accidentally at the fucking Niagara Falls just grabbed a guy and pulled him across the border, it would be an international incident.
dan friesen
You would have to have the permission of the other government.
jordan holmes
That's the rules.
dan friesen
So, Alex talks a little bit about drills.
It's an interesting take on this because this is not the way he behaves in the present.
alex jones
I mean, I've seen articles of several hundred urban warfare training drills in the last two weeks all over the country.
Chances are you have one in your town.
And they'll get the high school drama club to have fake intestines hanging out and arms blown off and fake blood spraying.
I've got some of this in the right place.
jordan holmes
My drama club did not have those.
alex jones
Up in just north of Austin in a temple.
And the little town south of there, Belton, well, it's not a little town, it's like 50,000 people.
And what do I have?
I mean, robots rolling around with shotguns, army troops walking up and asking what we're doing, two cars exploding in downtown, fire and black smoke shooting up, guys running around throwing hand grenades into cars.
The mayor gets up and goes, we've been attacked by terrorists.
And the headline in the newspaper said, Belton, it's in the film, attacked by terrorists.
And I said to the mayor at the end of it, I said, sir, this has all been a drill.
And he goes, of course it's been a drill.
But again, that was at the bottom of a two-page article that it was a drill.
But you're reading it, having the emotional response.
You see, this is what happens to an unconscious mass of people.
It creates the perception.
Your subconscious considers that there are all these terrorist attacks.
dan friesen
This definitely isn't the reason that Alex says that there are training and scenario exercises now.
This is a completely different conspiracy narrative that he's expressing in the past.
In this conception, he thinks that there are all these exercises because your unconscious mind will experience them as if they're real attacks, and you'll emotionally think that there are more attacks than there actually are.
Because of your heightened state of subconscious fear, the globalists will be able to exploit you into supporting things that are sold to you in the name of protecting you from these attacks.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
In more present times, these exercises exist to give cover to real false flag attacks.
For instance, the Operation Lockstep shit existed so that the globalists could plan the COVID-19 release, and if anyone was caught, they could say it was part of the exercise.
Leaving aside how stupid that theory is, it's worlds apart from this 2003 understanding of these exercises.
And that's because at this point in 2003, Alex doesn't seem to have recognized the value of fully denying reality and calling everything false flags.
His business model is still kind of in its infancy and hasn't matured to this present-day level that we see now where it's like, fuck it, everything.
jordan holmes
Matured or metastasized?
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
Also, if Alex thinks these exercises exist to give people a subconscious sense that things are worse than they are, I would suggest he consider how he covers news and how the lies and exaggerations he reports give his audience the impression that things are worse than they are, specifically around certain themes like immigration and white identity fears.
jordan holmes
Listen, I don't understand what you're saying.
Are you saying that he is like whenever he says that the government is trying to subconsciously make people more afraid of terrorism by creating these things?
Are you saying that he is then taking something like the story of an absolute lunatic and then bolstering it with his bullshit to make it look like everybody is being invaded by a different country all the time?
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
More or less.
jordan holmes
That sounds right.
dan friesen
And also, like, I wasn't able to find this article that he was talking about, but like, I bet that article is just somebody at a newspaper having a little bit of a flourish.
You know, you've read those articles that are like, bombs are exploding everywhere.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And then, like, in the second or third paragraph, it's like, and it was all an exercise to train people for the blah, blah, blah.
jordan holmes
100%.
dan friesen
You know, you write as if it's real at the lead and the beginning because it's kind of fun.
jordan holmes
And also with the conception that most of your readers will know already from the word go that bombs were not actually going off in their own town.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Alex is a little bit over-exaggerating.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
A little dumb.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So apparently Columbine.
False flag, baby.
jordan holmes
No.
unidentified
Yeah.
alex jones
FEMA and quote the Secret Service have been running a secret federal program to protect our schools.
Yeah, the program starts in 98.
In 99, you have Columbine and, ooh, the son of an FBI agent founded Trenchcoat Mafia two years before.
Harris and Kleibold's parents are both.
One's a military officer, another one in a secret underground quantum mechanics nuclear base.
And these guys run the school's computers, and there's 100 bombs inside, and the sheriff's meeting with the principal while the attack takes place.
The school was half empty.
You can put two and two together, can't you, folks?
jordan holmes
Can you?
alex jones
These are giant theatrical events.
They'll have a couple hundred fake ones and then a real one occasionally.
And people have the perception that it's real, that there's thousands of school shootings and thousands of terrorist attacks.
In fact, in 99 here in Austin, and this is in Road to Tyranny, they had fake bioattacks, fake chemical attacks, shutdowns of most of downtown.
And we pull up at the scene and see the role player there standing behind his car, shaking hands with the cops, high and tight, you know, haircut.
It was a military officer, and the news had had him as a possible Arab terrorist.
And aren't we being attacked?
And then later that night, they quietly announced, oh, it was just a drill.
dan friesen
What Alex is expressing with this drill talk appears to go like this.
A training drill happens, which no one is claiming is a real event.
Alex pretends that people are saying it is a real event and takes on the role of a guy insisting these are fake drills.
Eventually, a news outlet covers the drill, and Alex takes that as an admission that it was fake all along and that his yelling forced them to end their cover-up.
His role in the whole thing is a charade and entirely meaningless.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Unfortunately, this is exactly the kind of thinking that left unexamined for too long and enabled by a further radicalized conspiracy environment leads to a person losing a billion dollars.
All that stuff about Columbine does sound remarkably similar to the stuff Alex says about Sandy Hook.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Not necessarily in terms of the specifics of the claim, but the way that there's a collection of claims that he almost certainly got from completely disreputable sources, which aren't accurate, but he throws out anyway to defend his contention that it was a big theatrical event.
It's the same way that he has all of these talking points that he'd be like, well, kids are walking around the schools, the port of potties, you know, they didn't let paramedics in, you know, like all of these things.
That's exactly what you heard with his description of Columbine.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, it's definitely seasonal to live.
We're literally talking to the ghost of his Christmas past as we speak.
It is a little bit on the nose, the current circumstances of our situation in terms of ghosts of Christmas past.
dan friesen
Also, important point.
Harris and Klebold were not in the trench coat mafia.
That's a group that existed at the school who were wrongly associated with the shooting because the shooters wore dusters.
Most of the people in that actual crew had graduated the year prior, but in the panic of the immediate aftermath, people got them confused, and the media did a poor job of covering this, leading to misconceptions that linger to this day, much like the narrative that Harris and Klebold were bullied, which also is not the full accurate description of what led to that.
jordan holmes
Yep.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
So anyway, Alex is wrong about another school shooting.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
It's good to always see that from the jump.
Right as rain.
He's always wrong.
jordan holmes
His downfall was cemented so many years ago.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It was written in stone.
So fascinating.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because this is not saying necessarily in any way that the shooting was faked.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Or that no one died or anything like that.
But you already see the seed that's going to grow into his present day shit.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
unidentified
Here.
dan friesen
And that's like it.
It almost gives, yeah, there's a feeling of inevitability.
jordan holmes
It's a mind.
It's a bit of a mind fuck, you know, when you start looking at things from a teleological perspective and then you see, I mean, an exact like nucleus of the future.
It's fascinating to think of.
dan friesen
You wouldn't know that this is the kind of place it could go to back then.
Right.
But looking back, it seems so obvious.
jordan holmes
It's in the documentary.
It's the documentary of John Lennon walking by a guitar store.
Like it's that kind of feeling of like, that's what I'm going to be when I grow up.
dan friesen
So there was a drill in Austin.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And Alex was like, that shit's fake.
That shit's fake as hell.
So he bluffed the news.
Right.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
Get this.
This is amazing.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
They had fake bioattacks, fake chemical attacks, shutdowns of most of downtown.
And we pull up at the scene and see the role player there standing behind his car, shaking hands with the cops, high and tight, you know, haircut.
It was a military officer, and the news had had him as a possible Arab terrorist.
And are we being attacked?
And then later that night, they quietly announced, oh, it was just a drill.
I was already on the air that day going, it's a drill, it's a drill, it's a drill, it's a drill, it's fake, it's fake, it's fake.
And then they had a fake nuclear spill and then announced that night, okay, it was just a drill.
Then they had three attacks where they shut down hospitals and the DPS and the rest of it.
And turned out that they were going to go ahead and keep saying it was a lie.
And I called ABC News here locally and I said, Look, and I bluffed him.
This is war.
I rarely do this.
I asked the listeners, was this proper?
I lied to him.
I said, I got proof it's fake.
I know you're involved in it.
I'm going on air with this on TV tonight.
I've got witnesses from inside your organization.
Within an hour, ABC locally was reporting just a drill, just a drill, just a drill.
jordan holmes
So you got scooped on your lie?
alex jones
You're under major psychological warfare attack.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, Alex, I mean, I think there's a couple of things that you could pull out of there.
The first is that he lies about sources.
jordan holmes
I was going to say, like, that's that.
How do you, how do you, when you admit that the first time, I can't ever trust you again.
That's how news works.
dan friesen
Yeah, you might be bluffing.
And especially since in the telling of this story, whether it's true or not, it's not.
jordan holmes
It's not.
dan friesen
He got the outcome that he wanted.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And so lying works.
jordan holmes
So why would you stop lying at any given point in time?
dan friesen
Seems like he has an incentive to lie based on his own telling of the story.
Oh my God.
And this is, again, this all exists in his head.
This feels like when the Boston bombing happened, and he feels like the media is talking to him.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah.
dan friesen
And there's like they had to get out ahead of me.
So they're saying this.
And it's like, no, there was a drill that you were yelling about, and the news was probably going to have a story about how there was a drill.
jordan holmes
Because it was a drill.
dan friesen
And you called and bluffed them about sources and what have you, and it meant nothing.
jordan holmes
They were like, I don't know what to do with this phone call.
dan friesen
Right.
Click.
Cool.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
I mean, this is like the perfect state of Alex.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Being annoying, but ultimately, he has no impact in anything.
jordan holmes
Impotent is what he should be.
dan friesen
There is no nothing he's changing in terms of these drills and stuff.
They're happening.
People are learning how to respond to stuff.
jordan holmes
What do you want?
Do you want people to have to deal with it for the very first time the time it happens?
Yes.
No!
That's bad.
dan friesen
God will provide.
jordan holmes
Think about all the first times that you've dealt with something.
It's not always gone well.
dan friesen
That's because God didn't want it to.
jordan holmes
I mean, okay.
So let's say that there's a massive nuclear spill.
You don't want to have somebody being like, hey, sorry, man, this is my first nuclear spill.
Right.
Because that's a reasonable excuse for why we're all dead.
dan friesen
Well, and here's the other thing, too.
If you believe what Alex is saying, then there are these hundreds of fake events that are happening.
Yep.
jordan holmes
Right?
dan friesen
He's got to be like jumping from room to room.
He's got to be like spinning plates to try and cover all of this stuff to get to all of these fake events.
Because if he didn't, the globalists would be allowed to pass them off as real.
jordan holmes
I have a bigger question.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
What is the ratio of fake events to real events?
Are there more fake events than real events, right?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
But I mean, are we talking about that?
unidentified
What isn't a fake event?
dan friesen
You never want to be specific about that.
jordan holmes
Because I feel like if the ratio is the opposite, then the real events are the fake events.
dan friesen
I think that in terms of, you know, giant events, mass casualty type events, I would imagine that, you know, if you want to use this language, there are more fake events than real ones, in as much as there are training exercises that happen.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And a lot of EMTs and, you know, emergency medical stuff along with military training type stuff.
jordan holmes
It's all there.
dan friesen
Right.
Those probably happen more than newsworthy giant events.
But here's the thing: Alex isn't covering all of these drills that happen.
jordan holmes
Can't.
dan friesen
Not even close.
jordan holmes
Not even, there's too many.
dan friesen
And guess what?
Those ones that he doesn't cover aren't reported in the news as real.
Right.
Because otherwise we would be having like, oh my God, nuclear drills.
jordan holmes
There's a lot of things everywhere.
dan friesen
All over the place.
And they seem to be happening on almost like a calendar.
jordan holmes
It's a frequent event as if there was a regular training exercise in case this sort of thing were to happen.
dan friesen
Huh, this same thing seems to be happening biannually in the exact same place.
jordan holmes
It's a good thing that the show I listen to that tells me about this is not serialized.
Otherwise, that would be an issue.
dan friesen
That's all very dumb.
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
So Alex talks about the Texas family story again, the bat kidnapped, and he takes it up a notch.
alex jones
The source said the Mexican unit may have been prompted to cross the U.S. because the family of father, mother, and three minors were shooting rabbits on their property.
Well, yeah, the Marines will kill you if you're out shooting at rabbits.
Sounds right to me.
Along the border in Procedo County.
By the way, we've confirmed the report in North Carolina.
A man on his own property hunting in a deer stand had British troops threatened to arrest him, and an FBI type guy in a suit arrived and said, get out of that deer.
You're breaking our Third Amendment rights.
Get off your property and don't come back.
This was all done at Machine Gun Point, by the way.
dan friesen
Machine gun point.
jordan holmes
Machine gun point.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
All right.
Okay.
That's fun.
That's fun.
I think it would be more fun.
I think we would all have a more fun life if some people were just British troops with machine guns.
Some people were just suddenly kidnapped by British troops with machine guns.
dan friesen
Get off the land.
jordan holmes
That's almost whimsical.
That is an almost whimsical evil.
dan friesen
What happened?
jordan holmes
Blight America.
dan friesen
What happened with the land?
jordan holmes
I don't know.
dan friesen
He had to leave.
jordan holmes
It was for the queen now.
I don't understand what you're not getting about this.
The queen has claimed his house.
dan friesen
Also, what's an FBI type guy?
jordan holmes
Like an FBI type guy.
You know, it's one of those guys who's kind of like in the FBI.
He's a type.
He's got the type.
dan friesen
So this is obviously bullshit.
Yes.
But it's probably based on a fraudulent telling of a real fact, which is that there is a tiny piece of land, approximately 0.052 acres in North Carolina that is actually British soil.
jordan holmes
Interesting.
dan friesen
There is a small patch of land on Okra Coke Island that's a memorial to five British soldiers who died there in World War II.
The land is technically still in the U.S., but it's permanently leased to the Commonwealth War Graves Commission.
So it might as well be British and it's kind of considered British land within the continental U.S. Let's just respect it.
Yeah, so there is that.
I think that's about as close as you're going to get.
I imagine Alex heard that.
It was like, wait, the British are taking land in North Carolina.
jordan holmes
I love it.
I love it.
dan friesen
You see the connective tissue about how that could possibly lead to a guy getting kicked out of his deer stand by British troops with a machine gun.
jordan holmes
Yes, I 100% understand that.
dan friesen
Makes total sense.
jordan holmes
Well, you're, I mean, you're literally hunting on a burial ground.
So, yeah, you're kind of an asshole here.
dan friesen
No, no, no.
jordan holmes
There was no.
That didn't actually happen.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
That's a little disappointing.
dan friesen
I'm saying that the story at its core is just that this grave place exists.
jordan holmes
Okay, okay, okay.
dan friesen
And that it's British soil within the United States.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And it has to do with the military.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
I'm saying that Alex was made aware of that, and then he wrote a story in his head about a North Carolina man getting accosted by British troops at Machine Gun Point who told him to get off the land.
jordan holmes
That does sound like the fun type of story that Alex would make up immediately upon, wait, the British have some land?
Clearly, a hunter was kidnapped there.
Like, that's the wimps.
dan friesen
It's a foothold.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's the fun story.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's how the embellishment cycle is.
jordan holmes
It's a canary in the coal mine.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So Paul Joseph Watson is in.
I'll say, Paul Joseph Watson being on the phone and just coming in for a little bit is about where he belongs.
He's not a host, but he can come in for like a little sting or whatever, and he's not the worst.
And for some reason, it sounds better when he's on the phone because it's like, we got our guy embedded in the UK.
jordan holmes
War correspondent kind of thing.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But unfortunately, the two of them are talking about this story about the Texas family that got kidnapped, and Alex is out for blood.
alex jones
I'd like to get your take on it.
How would the British people respond if the French were coming across and kidnapping your citizens?
You think it'd be a news item or do you think it'd be ignored for a week and a half?
paul joseph watson
Well, it depends.
Obviously, as he said, that particular news item should be mainstream headlines across the board.
And of course, we had Bush carrying on the Clinton policy of refusing to arm the border guards down there, even though they're getting shot up every week by the Mexicans.
alex jones
It is totally constitutional to put tanks, helicopters, F-16s on our border.
Nope.
jordan holmes
No, it is not.
alex jones
This is what we've always done in the past.
Kill every Mexican soldier on that border.
jordan holmes
Attacking us.
alex jones
Attack them.
You want to go to war, Washington?
Draft me.
jordan holmes
We're not going to war with Mexico.
alex jones
I'm sorry.
It's in my blood.
unidentified
I want to crush.
jordan holmes
Well, that I kind of.
alex jones
I'm sorry.
Go ahead.
unidentified
Wow.
jordan holmes
I want to crush Mexico.
dan friesen
It's in my blood.
I want to crush Mexico.
unidentified
You know what?
jordan holmes
Honestly, honestly, if that was his reasoning, I would have to say, you know what?
At least that's maybe honest.
You know, like, instead of all this, oh, Mexicans are evil, that's bullshit based on mythological racism.
But you hate Mexico because your ancestors died fighting Mexico.
That's fine.
unidentified
That's fine.
dan friesen
Yeah, you're spiritually connected to Colonel Travis or whatever the fuck.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You just hate Mexico.
dan friesen
I honestly also think that if this was the way he acted more, He would be more consistent.
Like, this is this kind of feels more like a sincere expression of his feelings.
Yeah, I just hate Mexico and I want to crush that country.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's and also, again, I mean, again, that's the, it seems like the stakes are raised, but because they're raised so ridiculously high, no one's going to war with Mexico.
No, and this is a fake bullshit story.
The stakes are once again back down to zero.
dan friesen
Yeah, you know, it's fun.
Alex has whipped himself up into a frenzy where he wants war against the neighboring states over a very dubious article in Newsman.
The headline ends with a question mark.
jordan holmes
Well, that's war worthy.
dan friesen
I love too that Alex is like in the same breath being like, they lied to get us into Iraq.
jordan holmes
He's like, hey, listen, if I can make up some shit, then you can make up some shit.
Let's go to war with Mexico.
alex jones
Fine.
dan friesen
So Alex takes some calls, and this guy sucks.
alex jones
Go ahead, Ken, and finish up.
unidentified
Yeah, one more thing.
This blue-collar white male right here was looking for a job the other day, and I happened to look in a newspaper.
And the article was anti-Semitism in Europe is an alarming virus.
They used the word virus, like if it's a sickness.
And the article is anti-white male and anti-Arab male.
And it seems like in this Judeo-New World Order, it's the white male and the Arab male as the negative force in the world.
And it is them too that would like them to fight each other so they can have supremacy.
alex jones
Well, I appreciate the call.
I think it's, you know, it's bigger.
The globalists play every group against each other.
I mean, if it's Africa, they play black tribe against black tribe.
If it's England, they play, you know, Catholic against Protestant, Protestant against Catholic.
But, I mean, certainly, I mean, they're creating divisions every which way.
We'll be right back.
Stay with us.
dan friesen
A not inconsiderable amount of Alex's audience has always been this guy.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Anti-Semitic, white identity obsessed, and paranoid.
I think it illustrates something important to note that Alex pushes back on the part where white people and Arabs are being pitted against each other to say that the globalists pit all groups against each other, but he doesn't really push back at all on the guy's claim that there's a Judeo-New World Order.
jordan holmes
Well, sure.
dan friesen
That's probably somewhat strategic, the way he pushes back on some things and then leaves other things kind of like that is a way of introducing yourself.
jordan holmes
You know, blue-collar white male here is a way of introducing, and I go, yeah, and then run away.
Nope, no, no, no, no.
dan friesen
I was looking for a job and I saw an ad that said blue-collar white man need not apply.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's like, well, I mean, if you say it like that, man, it's not a challenge.
dan friesen
Also, this article that he's talking about, was that in the Help Wanted section?
I mean, that seems weird.
jordan holmes
That is odd.
It is odd.
dan friesen
So, Alex gets into a stretch here where there's some really bad predictions that he makes.
alex jones
People say to me, Aren't you worried?
And then, frankly, folks, I have no doubt I'm going to be killed by him.
It'd be next week.
It'd be five years from now.
jordan holmes
Sure.
alex jones
I mean, it's an honor to fight against tyranny, to stand up against pure evil.
I mean, I wouldn't go fight in Iraq because that's a joke.
That's a fraud for them.
But to defend my country and my family, it's not a question.
If across the street, you know, five thugs with knives and guns were attacking an old lady.
I know if I didn't even have weapons, I would go up and try to disarm one and kill the others.
I would fight them.
My instinct is to fight thugs and fight scum.
And, you know, that's how men were in the past, folks.
Our forefathers had incredible courage when it was on sailing ships or, you know, in faraway lands, regardless of what color we are.
Men were men.
Women were women.
You know, this is how it operated.
I am not a castrated coward.
And I know I can end up in the middle of the day.
That should have scurvy with O'Brien hanging over me.
And, you know, they may be able to torture me enough to where I cry and say I love Big Brother.
But the point is, I stood up and I fought, and we have this freedom.
We have this bounty.
We have this liberty because countless hundreds of thousands and millions of people died in defense of humanity.
And I'm part of that stream of history.
And I'm part of that.
Like the old Norse saying says, cattle die and kinsmen die, and so one will die oneself.
But there's one thing I know that never dies, and that's the fame of a dead man's deeds.
Paul Watson comments to that.
dan friesen
Comments on that, Paul.
Yeah.
This is just Alex talking to himself.
jordan holmes
Paul, I would die for anything that I feel like.
What are your comments on that?
What are your thoughts on there?
dan friesen
Buy me.
jordan holmes
How courageous do you think I am?
Am I super courageous or the most courageous there ever was?
Your thoughts on that?
dan friesen
You're looking rough and ready.
I'm just thinking of British things.
Yeah, Alex is just talking himself up there.
And it's kind of fun that he believes that the globalists are definitely going to kill him.
Maybe in five years, maybe tomorrow.
Who knows?
And now, almost 20 years later, we sit here and he was not killed.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
In fact, he made millions and millions of dollars by getting worse and worse.
Yep.
jordan holmes
Full proof that if you die in your dreams, you do not die in real life.
Right.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
This is just sad.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I think that there is probably a small part of Alex now in the present that is sad he didn't die at some point.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because this idea of the like what lives on is a man's deeds.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like there is a time when he could have probably had a Bill Cooper-esque exit.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Where people like DFC.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, he can still have a very Bill Cooper exit, but it's.
dan friesen
But Bill Cooper didn't end up living long enough to have like a complete falling from grace as he was.
jordan holmes
He didn't lose a billion dollars.
dan friesen
Right, right, right.
And like he didn't have to become like this weirdo public drunk who shows up on these strange podcasts and makes an idiot of himself.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
By the way, where's that Tyson interview?
jordan holmes
Ah!
dan friesen
My Tyson interview where he did mushrooms.
Seems not to have come out.
jordan holmes
Yeah, there are a lot of things that Bill Cooper didn't get to do.
dan friesen
I think in some ways, Alex, I mean, we talked about this even like hundreds of episodes back.
I think like there is a certain sense that Alex has outlived his usefulness in terms of the conspiracy community, and he continues on as this weird thing that the next generation is trying to navigate how they use.
jordan holmes
He's almost vestigial.
He's like an appendix.
Like they need to exile.
We all need to excise him from the humanity.
dan friesen
He is in some ways, but there's still something to be gained from him in terms of exposure and clout and stuff.
It's just, yeah, it's strange.
It's not a position I think anybody would want to be in.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
No, no, no.
I'm not expressing pity or anything.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, no.
dan friesen
Descriptively, I think he probably isn't where he wants to be.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I mean, that's such the greed of how can you want.
I can't imagine making $100 million in like a business and not being like, sweet.
Guess what that means for me?
I'm out.
I'm out.
You know, I'm just, I'm done with this stuff.
You know, somebody else can deal with all that bullshit.
dan friesen
Well, but what if you had an underlying need to demonize people and satisfy your anger publicly and lash out?
jordan holmes
See, that's the problem.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I wouldn't do that.
dan friesen
You know, another thing I was thinking about, too?
jordan holmes
What's that?
dan friesen
This is, I don't know.
This might be tough to articulate exactly, but so much of Alex's career involves this idea that Fox News was going to give me millions of dollars.
But I couldn't be the thing that I want to be there.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And now Tucker Carlson is the most important person in the world.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Kind of contradicting Alex's entire ethos.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Like, he could have conceivably gone to Fox News and been Tucker Carlson.
jordan holmes
I mean, I don't know.
dan friesen
No, of course he couldn't have.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, no.
I mean, well, I mean, Alex couldn't have.
Yeah, but because he doesn't have the control necessary to do it.
dan friesen
Yes.
But somebody working within Fox News could have had the show that Alex thinks he wants to have.
Totally.
There is a place within the institution that can be corrupted enough.
Oh, totally.
It's completely counter to his ideas.
jordan holmes
But, you know, I mean, he couldn't do it.
It's a personal thing for him.
And it's maybe because of him.
dan friesen
He's unemployable.
jordan holmes
It is because of him, maybe, that Tucker can be at Fox News.
Like, by being on the outside, Alex did more to influence Fox News than if he were inside it.
dan friesen
That is probably true.
But again, that's not the place that you would want to be if you were able to choose.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It is not the fun or admirable or anything place.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
It seems like it should be the admirable, you know, like turning down all the corporate money and all that.
It seems like it should be the admirable thing until you're Alex.
You know, then it's disgusting.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And he probably doesn't.
But there's a lot of gold sale stuff going on.
Sure.
No Ted.
He doesn't pop.
jordan holmes
Yeah, see, because he didn't actually give up the corporate money, even in the slightest little bit.
That's the thing about it.
dan friesen
A gold corporation.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he just went to a different garbage.
dan friesen
Weirdo corporation.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
So there's like economic collapse talk being used to sell gold.
And then another shit prediction.
unidentified
Sure.
paul joseph watson
People say, oh, we're in the middle of a recovery.
Well, you just take a long-term perspective, follow the line, which, you know, from two, three years ago, and it's a complete downturn.
alex jones
Well, I know at all the shopping centers around here, strip malls, restaurants, you couldn't find a parking space two, three years ago.
Now you walk into a store, it's a ghost town.
And I'm not trying to be negative, folks.
I just, look, all we had left was the fiat currency.
That's why we could buy all the slave goods.
We had the world money that people accepted.
And when it's fiat, it can lose value overnight.
And now we're losing that, and it's horrible.
It's terrible for our economy.
The little bit of money I've got in the bank, cash money, has gone down in value by 30%.
And oops, the gold I've got has gone up by over 30%.
So the equation we discussed has now happened.
You know what, though?
Gold may go down next week or next month, but I'm not dumping my gold, Paul.
What do you think of that decision?
paul joseph watson
Well, it's a good decision.
And we also have to remember that part of this stage, that economic collapse, is to eventually completely obliterate the dollar to be merged into this world currency, which, of course, is basically halfway completed with the Euro.
So that's another agenda that's going to create this Pan-American Union currency.
alex jones
With the Amero dollar.
Oh, and they'll laugh at us until they issue it in three years.
dan friesen
Can I borrow an Amero dollar?
jordan holmes
I would love to give you an Amero dollar more than anything.
dan friesen
We all know that in 2006, they rolled out the Amero dollar, and everybody who was laughing at Alex was not laughing at any of them.
jordan holmes
Changed their tune.
Bought all their gold.
That was what happened.
Changed the course of history, the Amero dollar.
unidentified
Yeah.
I mean, when you're right, you're right.
dan friesen
I mean, Alex is going to be dead in five years.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
I don't understand their timeframe, you know.
Like, there's no way that a animal dollar can come out in three years.
That's just not possible.
There's just too many interlocking parts.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I mean, like, there were even like the dollar coins was a difficult thing for totally.
I don't even think that was fully successful as a rollout.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
Yeah, the Sacagawea dollar.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
People were still.
unidentified
There were even people who were like, I don't want Sacagawea on my money.
jordan holmes
You're like, I don't even know where we are.
dan friesen
But even leaving aside what's on the coin, the idea of having a dollar coin was an uproar.
Yes.
And that means nothing compared to merging different countries.
jordan holmes
It's a slightly heavier representation of the same thing.
Yeah, that's it.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So we go back to the bombings in 1999 in Russia.
Yeah.
And like I said, they have proven that it was Putin.
unidentified
Oh, my God.
paul joseph watson
And in September 99, and basically the month following that, a series of explosions took place in Russian apartment buildings, which gave Putin the pretext to launch a war on the Chechens and create a police state at home.
And it turned out that the FSB, the former KGB, were actually caught substituting the dummy explosives for real explosives, Hexagen, and they were caught but allowed to leave the country by Moscow police caught them.
alex jones
FSB members have gone public about this.
And we've got, don't we have a whole section on Prison Planet about that?
All mainstream news articles?
paul joseph watson
Yeah, there's even in the 9-11 archive.
It's, you know, examples of the Hegelian dialectic.
So there's a bunch of articles in that section as well.
And then anyone that tries to blow the whistle on this, like Berezovsky, I mean, they're trying to deport him every week because he's back in London now.
Any journalist that reports on this in Russia is strangely gunned down on the street in the weeks following.
So we know that there's a massive cover-up going on there.
alex jones
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Yeah, well, none of this stuff is true anymore.
jordan holmes
So weird how he's the protector of the white family now.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
He's a great Christian.
Russia has never been known to do any false flags.
Huge Christian.
jordan holmes
Nothing more Christ-like.
dan friesen
Weird.
So weird.
That whole section on Prison Planet is maybe not there anymore.
jordan holmes
Man, it is so nice to believe things.
It is really nice to just, I don't have to worry about finding new things that I don't remember about people.
dan friesen
And you don't have to forget that you proved things in order to have proved new things that are contrary to those old things.
jordan holmes
I go like this.
Ooh, I was wrong, and now there's a new thing.
That's not hard.
dan friesen
Yeah, this sucks.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Anyway, a caller calls in, sure, because that's what callers do.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And he says.
jordan holmes
Blue-collar white male here.
dan friesen
A little bit better than that guy, although unfortunate.
alex jones
Go to Joel in Illinois, then Spencer and Mark and Jeremy and others.
Go ahead.
You're on the air, Joel.
unidentified
Hi, Alex.
Good to talk to you.
I've listened to you for quite a while, and I'll be honest with you, when I first started listening to your program, I thought you're nuts.
But I apologize for saying that.
alex jones
Well, the Alex Jones of eight years ago would have heard this show.
I'd have thought he was nuts.
But the Alex Jones of today just goes off the facts.
unidentified
That's it.
dan friesen
Yeah, just the facts.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
And the Alex Jones of 2003 would think the 2022 version is a disgrace.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yep.
dan friesen
Yeah, you constantly are evolving into something that would make you ashamed in the past.
Yeah.
That's not the trajectory you want your life to go down.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, no.
dan friesen
Would rather look back and be like, damn, a couple years ago, I would have been so proud and impressed with what I achieved.
Totally.
That's the kind of.
jordan holmes
Oh, no, no, no.
Past me would have been like, well done.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Big pat on the back.
dan friesen
You've done things that I, in the, like, yourself in the past wouldn't have even thought possible.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
That's the kind of.
jordan holmes
And you've done things that yourself in the past wanted to do.
You achieved things that you don't have to disavow later.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
You know?
dan friesen
You don't have to be like, man, in the past, I would have looked at me and been like, fuck that guy.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
Yes.
What a bummer.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Sad.
I don't even know what I don't know what this is the Christmas episode.
We are getting awful wistful about the ghost of Christmas Past.
dan friesen
Such is life for the Info Warrior, though.
You constantly have layers of the onion peeled back and you see more crazy shit.
jordan holmes
Okay, so Alex is screwed.
dan friesen
You keep blowing your mind.
Paul Joseph Watson is.
jordan holmes
He's Bob Cratchit?
dan friesen
No, he's the son.
jordan holmes
He's the son.
He's tiny Tim?
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Oh, boy.
David Knight is the fattened goose.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That sounds right.
dan friesen
Christmas goose.
jordan holmes
I think David Knight's actually a pretty good ghost of Christmas present, you know, because he's almost the same thing in the present that Alex is in the past.
He could just show up and be like, bet you wish you didn't fire me, you dumb-dumb.
I'm the visual metaphor for Alex.
dan friesen
David Icke could be the ghost of Christmas Future.
unidentified
Be like, enjoy shooting on me.
dan friesen
You become me.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
In this version, I think everybody is reptile people.
David Icke is the ghost of Christmas Future.
I'm not the turd in your punch bowl now, am I?
dan friesen
It turns out the punch bowl altered.
jordan holmes
It altered.
dan friesen
So Alex has a conception of what his show is.
And I think it's kind of funny because it is not this.
alex jones
You just joined us for the first time.
You're wondering what this show is about.
It's about getting past the rhetoric and getting down to the actions of the politicos and then looking at the sources of power that surround us both historically and in a contemporary fashion.
dan friesen
Absolutely not.
Wow.
That is so far from what his show is.
jordan holmes
What a blurb to put on your show.
dan friesen
Well, to be fair, if you're doing the show, you don't want to come in from break and be like, if you're joining us for the first time, I make up bullshit based on skimming headlines and try and make white people scared.
jordan holmes
It is a little bit like if the blurb on the back of the Bible was like non-stop action fest packed with Jesus shooting all the Pharisees.
dan friesen
Now with 30% less list of names.
jordan holmes
Yes, exactly.
dan friesen
So Alex talks about his JFK conspiracies.
And we know from the present day, Nick Fuentes was just on the show, and apparently Israel did it.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
And Alex was like, yeah, that's a big part of it.
jordan holmes
Sounds right.
dan friesen
Weirdly, not in the past.
2003, that was not what he was.
And he's proven this stuff.
This isn't just like thoughts.
jordan holmes
This is proved.
alex jones
I've already had LBJ's late widow on the show four years ago.
She's dead now.
It's an admitted widow.
She was at the meeting where the head of the FBI and the mob and the CIA were there and said, we're going to kill Kennedy tomorrow.
I've had LBJ's lawyer on, Barr McClellan, whose son's the White House press secretary.
He was LBJ's private lawyer.
He has firsthand evidence of them bragging about killing him.
And, I mean, there's no debating it.
They murdered JFK.
dan friesen
What does admitted widow mean?
jordan holmes
I mean, it's so that means that she was actually married to him, I think.
Admittedly.
It was admitted in the white papers.
She was wearing white because she's, and now she's wearing black.
She's admitted widow.
dan friesen
Admitted widow is a strange turn of phrase.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's all I'm saying.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
In the 1800s, that meant that she was in an asylum.
dan friesen
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Also, wouldn't that be Ladybird?
jordan holmes
Yes, that would be.
dan friesen
Has Alex had Ladybird Johnson on the show?
jordan holmes
American royalty Ladybird.
Yes, correct.
Was she?
dan friesen
I find that hard to believe that she was a guest on Infowars and told Alex that they plotted to kill JFK.
jordan holmes
I think there's a fairly funny movie to be made where all of the conspiracies are true and everybody shows up in Texas on the same day, kind of like having an awkward mixer.
People are like, oh, what are you here for?
And they're like, I'm here to kill Kennedy.
And they're like, ooh.
dan friesen
I don't know enough about LBJ.
So I don't know if he got remarried or something.
Did he have another wife?
Because that's the only one I know of.
jordan holmes
Ladybird Johnson?
That's the only one I know of.
I think actually, maybe he did have another wife.
dan friesen
I'm looking at Wikipedia and I see one wife.
jordan holmes
Huh?
Ladybird.
Well, I mean, let's not.
Hey, he was the president in the 60s.
Let's call it, let's calm it down on whether or not he was faithful.
dan friesen
That wouldn't make somebody an admitted widow, though.
You know?
jordan holmes
You are not wrong.
dan friesen
Just if you're like screwing around, that doesn't make you an admitted widow.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, that's true.
dan friesen
You have to be a widow first.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
And then you have to admit it.
jordan holmes
Does that suggest that there were times whenever she was not an admitted widow?
She's a denied widow.
dan friesen
Well, here's the question, really.
Is admitted mean I have admitted to it or you have been admitted into the halls of widowdom?
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, that's why the 18th century or the previous 100 years was the mental institution.
So admitted into makes sense.
I think that still counts.
dan friesen
Anyway, the point here is I don't know what's going on, and Alex's conspiracy doesn't involve Israel in 2003.
jordan holmes
100% the right thing.
dan friesen
Very malleable stuff.
Very, very malleable.
So Alex takes another call.
And in this clip, I think we get some insight into what the left-right paradigm means to Alex.
And it's not what you think.
unidentified
I get the distinct impression that whenever I have a criticism or a complaint about Bush, like you said, then I automatically become like in league with the liberals or something.
alex jones
Yeah, it's right.
unidentified
What is this?
alex jones
They're in this whole left-right fight.
You've got to explain to them the things I hit on earlier in the hour, all the bullet points of how the rhetoric's different, but the actions are the same.
Explain the good cop-bad cop to system to them.
They're so busy, though, associating their personal power with Bush like he's a sports hero or something that they can't get past that.
Thanks for the call.
unidentified
Thanks, though.
dan friesen
I believe that this is a really illuminating clip to help us understand what Alex means when he says he's above the left-right paradigm.
Just based on the words and what they mean, one would be inclined to think he means that his politics exist outside of the spectrum that defines things as left-leaning or right-leaning.
This is the way he wants people to see him because it helps make you more appealing to folks who fancy themselves also to be above politics.
jordan holmes
Independent thinkers.
dan friesen
Right.
But what Alex seems to actually mean is a bit different.
He opposes Bush, and because of that, people on the right assume he's on the left.
The left-right paradigm he's against is the assumption that because you oppose a Republican, you must be attacking from the left.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
When Alex says he's above the left-right paradigm, what he's essentially saying is that he wants to make people aware that you can attack the GOP from the right.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Based on his use of the term and his clear ignorance about pretty basic stuff in terms of politics and civics, I kind of think he doesn't understand that this is what he means.
jordan holmes
You are 100% correct.
dan friesen
It seems like he actually thinks that attacking the GOP from the right is an evolved political position that places him outside of the left-right binary, but it doesn't.
jordan holmes
See, he's outside of the left-right paradigm.
He's on the right-left paradigm.
See, it makes perfect sense.
Everybody that is on his team is on the right, and everybody else is on the left.
Right.
dan friesen
He thinks that the GOP are socialists.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
See?
dan friesen
He's on the political spectrum.
jordan holmes
He's just putting what we think of as the right on the left side of the spectrum and staking part a further part right of the spectrum.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And saying that that's the only right.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's the term.
jordan holmes
You can diagram it out.
It's very simple.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's still the same paradigm.
dan friesen
And that's and that's why extreme far-right positions, they're just common sense, moderate positions.
jordan holmes
Why would you say that they're not common sense?
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Come on.
dan friesen
I'm a centrist because I believe in hyper-nationalism.
jordan holmes
It doesn't get more middle of the road than murder your enemies, of which all.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And I think that you get a lot of mileage out of saying stuff like, I'm above the left-right paradigm.
Because, like you said, you appeal to the people who are independent-oriented.
And you think, like, oh, man, maybe this guy has some stuff that goes a little left, a little right.
But no, he's just so far on the right that it's.
jordan holmes
Yes.
I mean, what he's really saying is, I defy political party.
I think both political parties are bullshit, which is fine, but that doesn't mean, like, I'm, I think both political parties are bullshit, but I'm on the left.
You know, I'm leftist.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It doesn't mean that I'm above the left-right paradigm or whatever.
dan friesen
You can have structural problems with both political parties and still recognize that you exist within that continuum.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
And Alex is trying to pretend that he doesn't to gain traction and make himself seem like less of an extremist on the right.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, if you're the fucking Amitabha Buddha, yes, you exist outside the left-right spectrum.
I agree with you.
dan friesen
Yeah, or if you're somebody who doesn't have much concern for politics.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
Maybe then you would exist outside, like someone who maybe all you care about is charity.
Yeah.
That's outside the left-right paradigm.
jordan holmes
If all you do is live in a cave, I think that also is outside the left-right paradigm.
dan friesen
Depends on the cave.
jordan holmes
That's a good point.
unidentified
There's a lot of fascist caves out there.
dan friesen
That was bait.
That was a terrible point.
jordan holmes
And again, he said it was a pause.
That's a good point.
Because you have not been to the Appalachian Mountains.
Some of those caves turn you fascist, man.
I'm telling you.
dan friesen
I will admit I have not been there.
So we get one last clip here, and it's another caller.
And he has a question for Alex about sources.
And pay attention to this clip because this is a non-answer.
unidentified
Yeah, you're doing just a great job.
I have one main question, actually, and then I'll let you go.
I know you've got to get on with your day.
The global policy report you were referring to at the beginning of the hour, you said that you were able to decipher the news based off of those.
How do you obtain those?
How can I obtain them?
alex jones
Okay, the Council on Foreign Relations has about five different types of reports.
The CFR founded in 1922 to overthrow America publicly.
The Council on Foreign Relations puts out their foreign affairs brief every two months.
It's in all major bookstores.
It's called Foreign Affairs.
That's their outward propaganda for the general public.
But on their website and in interdepartmental reports and reports of the president or Congress or to other private think tanks, they say what they're going to do.
You've got PENAC, Project for New American Century.
You've got the reports of the Carnegie Foundation.
Going back to the 30s, we have these.
You've got the Ford Foundation battle plans.
You've got Rand Corporation.
Then when you know who the members of these groups are, you see them then writing news articles for major magazines and newspapers and on the Sunday news shows, and you can see the different grades of propaganda they're putting out for different audiences.
It's very sophisticated.
And those are the type of global policy reports that I was talking about.
unidentified
Well, I do appreciate that information.
That's definitely going to send me in a different direction.
dan friesen
If you pay attention to that, Alex didn't really answer the question that was posed.
And the reason for that is that he doesn't base his conspiracy bullshit on any actual sources.
He skims headlines and makes up stories that are complementary to his extreme right-wing white identity ideology and points to a vague, unspecific mass of official documents to give his narratives an unearned weight.
I've tracked Alex's answer, and here is what he says in response to a very straightforward question about where these reports are that he's talking about.
First, he brings up the CFR, who have about five different kinds of reports.
This seems to imply that all of these kinds of reports spring forth from the CFR, maybe?
So they put out the foreign affairs, but foreign affairs is a public-facing propaganda outlet, so that's not actually what we're talking about.
It might still be one of the types of reports, but it's still coded.
So then you have the completely unspecific reference to all sorts of other reports that the CFR puts out to the president or internally or interdepartmental briefs, whatever the fuck that means in between departments of what?
jordan holmes
It's, you know, the Department of Evil and the Department of More Evil.
Right.
dan friesen
So these tell their true plan.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
You can see how this doesn't answer the caller's question at all.
Then you have PNAC, the Carnegie Foundation, and the Ford Foundation battle plan.
jordan holmes
Brands Corporation!
dan friesen
These things are just name-dropped, but hearing these names doesn't help anyone find the sources Alex is talking about.
If the Carnegie Foundation has reports going back to the 1930s, how does he expect anyone to know where to look?
And is it just one type of report that they have?
I imagine the Carnegie Foundation has so many different types of reports.
Then you start to learn the names of the people in these groups and you see them writing articles.
This is, again, outward-facing propaganda, but I guess you can use this to check your work against these internal documents to illustrate that they're putting out propaganda to the masses and speaking openly in secret, but these documents show that they're working towards a similar goal.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
This is all completely useless as an answer to this caller because you have nowhere to go with what you've been told.
The caller is obviously looking for more information, and you would think that someone in Alex's position would be eager to give that person specifics about how they could find the hard evidence that shows that Alex is right about the nonsense that he spouts.
But in reality, the last thing Alex wants is for actually curious members of his audience checking in on any of this shit.
The game he's playing only works if sourcing is left vague and unexamined.
So when he's asked a question like this, he does the equivalent of like gesturing wildly and acting like a kid who's trying to bluff a book report.
And that's what you see there.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it is two things.
Like the first, I'm boggled by him being like, listen, you're doing a great job.
I think you're a genius.
Anyways, I have a quick question, which I think should be a foundational question.
Is what you said based on anything?
To which Alex replies, okay, I see what you want.
You want to find this needle in a haystack.
What I'm going to do is I'm going to give you this haystack.
And it's going to give you this haystack.
I'm going to give you this haystack over here.
It's in there.
Start digging, dum-dum.
dan friesen
This haystack has been growing since the 1930s.
Yeah, exactly.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
It is almost perfectly designed to sound like an answer while at the same time being there to make you give up on trying to verify anything.
dan friesen
You're going to be overwhelmed to the point.
And ultimately, you will never find the thing that Alex is.
It doesn't exist.
And the premise of the question is even interesting, too, because it's like, okay, you are reporting on news.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And I can read the story in the paper and it doesn't say what you're saying.
jordan holmes
Which is an issue.
dan friesen
Right.
But it's not an issue because you insist that you've read these global reports that help you use it like a decoder ring.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And you can see what's going on in this news story.
Now, I would like to see the decoder ring.
jordan holmes
Right.
And right.
dan friesen
It's that needle in a hand.
jordan holmes
Now, let me ask you a question.
Are you the tip of the spear?
Then you don't get to touch my Dakota ring.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Right.
How about that?
How about that?
dan friesen
I would like to check the work on your decoding.
jordan holmes
I didn't ask you to check my fucking work, man.
I'm the tip of the goddamn spear.
The Dakota ring is in my pocket.
You can't see it.
I won't ever bring it out.
Screw you.
I'm going to die.
dan friesen
The Dakota ring is literally everywhere and everything.
jordan holmes
Enjoy.
The force is everywhere and it binds us.
That's what it is, okay?
dan friesen
I would say that that's a dodge.
jordan holmes
That could be awful.
dan friesen
That answer was a bit of a dodge.
jordan holmes
Well, you're not a Jedi.
dan friesen
That's true.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Caves.
I don't know.
Anyway, we end this 2003 excursion.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
And I think there's been some illuminating things.
I think there's some interesting stuff in there.
Still, no movement on the Saddam front, but that's okay.
There's still a little while until he's discovered.
jordan holmes
He'll be found.
I'm confident he will be found.
dan friesen
I was so fascinated by that Texas family kidnapping story.
jordan holmes
It's crazy.
dan friesen
It's just weird to me that Newsmax would, even with the question mark, put out this story without doing a little legwork and finding these claims from the past that he's made.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And not have a follow-up question of why do you keep getting kidnapped by the Mexican government?
unidentified
It seems like you've been kidnapped a lot more than normal people have been kidnapped.
dan friesen
And they seem to keep letting you go without incident.
jordan holmes
I will say normal people have been kidnapped anywhere from zero to one times.
dan friesen
I do appreciate the negligence that went into that story making it all the way to Alex repeating it and declaring war on Mexico because of it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, unintended consequences.
Yeah.
I just like that that's the type of thing where you hear that story, and I, I mean, you and I both knew it immediately.
Just like, this is not a one-off.
This motherfucker's done some other shit.
dan friesen
It's too ambitious.
jordan holmes
Yeah, this is not a man who is only swinging his one time and then is done.
Nope, nope, nope.
This is a man with cards.
dan friesen
That's a guy with a career.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, we'll be back for another episode.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed, we will.
dan friesen
Maybe we'll get back into the present.
jordan holmes
We'll see.
dan friesen
Maybe we'll stay in the past.
I don't know.
jordan holmes
It's up in the air.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Who knows?
jordan holmes
Could be any story.
Could be anything.
dan friesen
Maybe we'll do an episode about caves.
jordan holmes
That sounds interesting.
And I will definitely.
We're headed to Appalachia, my friend, and then we'll see what happens.
dan friesen
Whatever the case, we'll be back.
But until then, we have a website.
jordan holmes
We do have a website.
It's knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen
Yep.
We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter.
It's at knowledge underscore fight.
dan friesen
Yep.
We'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZX Clark.
I'm the juiciest ice cube.
What?
It's back.
It's back.
alex jones
What?
dan friesen
I was reminded by reading the WikiLeaks that I'm the juiciest cube.
jordan holmes
There you go.
unidentified
There you go.
jordan holmes
All right.
And now here comes the sex robot.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
alex jones
I love your work.
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